Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was tapped a rich vein of Disney humor that we've been without for a while. There were so many great entries making any sort of list of the best was extremely difficult. Frequent ruminations on the contest photo were neccessary... The assignment this week was to caption the following picture (no nudity, but possibly NSFW):

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (Hamish) - "The dark side of genetic engineering: what happens when you splice mouse genes into sweater puppies."

2) (Norm) - "Little do they know - that a pussy lurks below."

3) (Aaron's cc:) - "Minnie, Mickey, Saggy and Droopy."

Honorable Mention

4) (Laurence Simon) - "...and a thong would look Goofy on either one of them."

5) (McGehee) - "Sure, but if I walked up to one of them and said, 'Nice squeakers!' I don't think she'd be very happy."

6) (FreakyBoy) - "I think I'm getting a Steamboat Willie."

The Biting Social Commentary Award goes to:

(tacitblue) - "Nothing makes a father more proud than to show off his wife and daughters tits in a way that mocks the innocence of youth."

Until next Friday...

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Comments (7)

"The Biting Social Commenta... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by JAT0 | November 21, 2005 7:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

JAT0:

"The Biting Social Commentary Award" - beautiful!

Posted on November 21, 2005 07:03

Missed it by THAT much.... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 21, 2005 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Laurence Simon:

Missed it by THAT much.

Posted on November 21, 2005 09:03

Was the picture from New Or... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by joe | November 21, 2005 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

joe:

Was the picture from New Orleans? Or what?

Posted on November 21, 2005 09:38

Thanks!... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by tacitblue | November 21, 2005 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

tacitblue:

Thanks!

Posted on November 21, 2005 11:00

Norm that was brilliant! Y... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by pvaughan | November 21, 2005 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

pvaughan:

Norm that was brilliant! You should have won. I laughed my ass off. Great way to start the week.

Later,
-pvaughan

Posted on November 21, 2005 11:54

So, what's my prize? A date... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Hamish | November 21, 2005 2:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Hamish:

So, what's my prize? A date with Mary Katharine? An autographed copy of Michelle Malkin's book? Or is this one of those "it's an honor just to be nominated" things?

Hamish

Posted on November 21, 2005 14:05

For some reason, I just can... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by edmcgon | November 23, 2005 8:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

edmcgon:

For some reason, I just can't see MKH dating someone who uses the phrase "sweater puppies".

As Dennis Miller once said, "I could be wrong."

Posted on November 23, 2005 20:05

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