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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: November 25, 2005 - 9:59 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Mark Zuckerman, center, gathers his workers for a last minute pep talk at 5: 30 a.m., just before opening the doors for early morning Black Friday shoppers at the Target in Cherry Hill, N.J., Friday, Nov. 25, 2005. (AP Photo/ Jose F. Moreno)


Winners will be announced Sunday evening.


Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.

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Comments (109)

now put your left foot in..... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by billburz | November 25, 2005 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

now put your left foot in......

1. Posted by billburz | November 25, 2005 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 10:04

walmart doing its annual ho... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by billburz | November 25, 2005 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

walmart doing its annual hokey-pokey training session.

2. Posted by billburz | November 25, 2005 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 10:06

Just because we're all red ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by epador | November 25, 2005 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

Just because we're all red dhirted doesn't mean we can't sell, sell, sell. Go ring one up for the Gipper!

3. Posted by epador | November 25, 2005 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 10:06

"Don't shoot! Your sister m... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Xyba | November 25, 2005 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Xyba:

"Don't shoot! Your sister made me do it"

4. Posted by Xyba | November 25, 2005 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 10:10

"O.K., everyone line up for... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Solomon2 | November 25, 2005 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Solomon2:

"O.K., everyone line up for the egg toss!"

5. Posted by Solomon2 | November 25, 2005 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 10:11

It's Target. No... It's Tar... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by lawhawk | November 25, 2005 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

It's Target. No... It's Targét.
Target. Targét.
You wanna piece of me?!

6. Posted by lawhawk | November 25, 2005 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 10:12

Stephanie, having just fini... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Jim Durbi | November 25, 2005 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim Durbi:

Stephanie, having just finished watching the Postman three times in a row on a dare, challenges Colonel Zuckermann to a fight for control of the clan!

7. Posted by Jim Durbi | November 25, 2005 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 10:15

Target begins the Annual ru... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by sanity | November 25, 2005 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sanity:

Target begins the Annual running of the shoplifters...

8. Posted by sanity | November 25, 2005 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 10:17

The first rule of black Fri... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by zach | November 25, 2005 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
zach:

The first rule of black Friday is, you do not talk about black Friday!

9. Posted by zach | November 25, 2005 10:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 10:20

"Tar-GET!!""Tar-Jea!... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | November 25, 2005 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dwayne "the canoe guy":

"Tar-GET!!"
"Tar-Jea!!"
"TAR-GET!!!!"
"TAR-JEA!!!"

The battle rages on.

10. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | November 25, 2005 10:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 10:24

Amid rumors that Salvation ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Lew Clark | November 25, 2005 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lew Clark:

Amid rumors that Salvation Army commandoes were planning an attack to reclaim lost territory in front of the Target doors, Colonel Grinch fires up the Target Red Army troops before they take defensive positions.

11. Posted by Lew Clark | November 25, 2005 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 10:36

Red States are on an all ou... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 25, 2005 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Red States are on an all out media blitz for your vote.

12. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 25, 2005 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 10:39

"Don't you think this guy's... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by rick13 | November 25, 2005 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rick13:

"Don't you think this guy's over doing it a bit!"

13. Posted by rick13 | November 25, 2005 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 10:45

"Take off that shirt! You'... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Bill Stock | November 25, 2005 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Stock:

"Take off that shirt! You're a Democrat!

14. Posted by Bill Stock | November 25, 2005 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 10:46

IT'S RED FRIDAY! Now let's... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Dave | November 25, 2005 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave:

IT'S RED FRIDAY! Now let's go motivate the republicans in congress to act like republicans, not democrats....... YEEEEEHAAAAA!!!!!

15. Posted by Dave | November 25, 2005 10:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 10:55

"Developers, developers, de... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by JimK | November 25, 2005 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

"Developers, developers, developers developers! DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!"

16. Posted by JimK | November 25, 2005 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 11:07

Don't make me Tazer you Ms.... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by sentinel | November 25, 2005 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

Don't make me Tazer you Ms. O'Donnell.

I said we were out of bon-bons and that's final.

17. Posted by sentinel | November 25, 2005 11:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 11:14

I know a lot of you are thi... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Guido | November 25, 2005 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

I know a lot of you are thinking to yourselves, "Will I panic and freeze up under the pressure of the great Black Friday stampede?" Don't worry about that. When you realize that the "cleanup on aisle 3" is not jam, but is instead a pile of goo that 10 minutes ago was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. And years from now, when your grandson is on your knee and asking "what did you do during the great Black Friday?" Well, you won't have to say, "Your Granddaddy shovelled shit at Walmart!" No sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say, "Son, your Granddaddy was a cashier at Target!"
Now that you sons of bitches know where I stand....open the doors.

18. Posted by Guido | November 25, 2005 11:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 11:22

"You want a piece of me !?!... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by U.P. Man | November 25, 2005 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
U.P. Man:

"You want a piece of me !?! Brother when I'm through with you I WILL BE THE MAN.....WOOOOOH !!"

19. Posted by U.P. Man | November 25, 2005 11:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 11:26

Joe found the Target simula... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 25, 2005 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Joe found the Target simulated consumer anger drills fun and very helpful on days when only cashier #12 would be open.

20. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 25, 2005 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 11:35

I SAID HAPPY *#_@!(! HOLIDA... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Randy | November 25, 2005 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Randy:

I SAID HAPPY *#_@!(! HOLIDAYS!

21. Posted by Randy | November 25, 2005 11:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 11:37

Bill Cowher prepares for li... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Guido | November 25, 2005 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

Bill Cowher prepares for life after football, in the likely event that the Pittsburgh Steelers lose another AFC title game at home.

22. Posted by Guido | November 25, 2005 11:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 11:40

The two top contenders for ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by JeremyB | November 25, 2005 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JeremyB:

The two top contenders for employee of the year face off in the annual death match.

23. Posted by JeremyB | November 25, 2005 11:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 11:40

Al Gore finds proof of a se... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by The WASP | November 25, 2005 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

Al Gore finds proof of a sectret meeting of much feared digital brownshirts.

24. Posted by The WASP | November 25, 2005 11:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 11:50

"... And we're gonna sell t... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Johnd01 | November 25, 2005 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Johnd01:

"... And we're gonna sell toasters, and we're gonna sell Game Boys, and we're gonna sell sweatpants... and we're gonna go all the way to the White Sale!... Yeeeeeahhh!

25. Posted by Johnd01 | November 25, 2005 11:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 11:50

Al Gore finds proof of a se... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by The WASP | November 25, 2005 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

Al Gore finds proof of a secret meeting of the much feared digital brown pants.

26. Posted by The WASP | November 25, 2005 11:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 11:51

'Well, ladies and gentlemen... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by bullwinkle | November 25, 2005 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

'Well, ladies and gentlemen, I haven't a thing to say.

Played a great game -- all of you. Great game.

I guess we just can't expect to win ‘em all.

I'm going to tell you something I've kept to myself for years. None of you ever knew George Gipp. It was long before your time. But you all know what a tradition he is at Target.

And the last thing he said to me, "Rock," he said, "sometime, when the team is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper."

"I don't know where I'll be then, Rock", he said, "but I'll know about it; and I'll be happy."

Alright. Those doors are opening in 5 minutes. Let's go out there and win one for the Gipper!'

27. Posted by bullwinkle | November 25, 2005 11:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 11:52

"And if I hear even ONE per... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by FloridaOyster | November 25, 2005 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FloridaOyster:

"And if I hear even ONE person say Merry Christmas, it's back to secular, sensivity training films and bathroom detail for you!!"

28. Posted by FloridaOyster | November 25, 2005 12:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 12:07

(I can think of a great cap... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by -S- | November 25, 2005 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

(I can think of a great caption but it's, unfortunately for the pubishing world, 'x' rated [think: location], and thus, it shall remain unpublished out of fear of bans and a tarnished reputation.)

I'll try to think of something else as I have my cold turkey sandwich breakfast.

29. Posted by -S- | November 25, 2005 12:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 12:08

Any time there's a question... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by bullwinkle | November 25, 2005 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

Any time there's a question about scanner accuracy you say this to the customer: "I know what you're thinking. "Did she charge me six times or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Sharp XE-A201 Electronic Cash Register, the most powerful cash register in the world, and could blow a hole in your checking account you can drive three shopping carts through side by side, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?..." That shuts the old biddies up every time.

30. Posted by bullwinkle | November 25, 2005 12:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 12:12

"Two go in--One comes out! ... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Dale | November 25, 2005 12:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dale:

"Two go in--One comes out! Two go in--One comes out!"

31. Posted by Dale | November 25, 2005 12:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 12:42

Better Dead Than Red.... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Norm | November 25, 2005 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

Better Dead Than Red.

32. Posted by Norm | November 25, 2005 1:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 13:06

And REMEMBER we're not OUT ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Timmer | November 25, 2005 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

And REMEMBER we're not OUT of ANYTHING! The proper phrase is, "We have more in the back, let me get one for you." Then disappear. Then YOU look like the asshole, not the store.

or

I said HIT ME!

33. Posted by Timmer | November 25, 2005 1:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 13:29

And Crispin Crispian shall ne’... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Timmer | November 25, 2005 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:
And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by, From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remember’d; We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition: And gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.

Shakespeare, Henry V

34. Posted by Timmer | November 25, 2005 1:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 13:33

Now, let's go out there and... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Joe | November 25, 2005 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe:

Now, let's go out there and show those blue-states how we red-state people kick ass!

35. Posted by Joe | November 25, 2005 2:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 14:04

In the an action, repeating... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by stan25 | November 25, 2005 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25:

In the an action, repeating the famous Bobby Knight chair throwing incident, Bill harangues the troops to sell! sell! sell!

36. Posted by stan25 | November 25, 2005 2:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 14:10

Canadians only speculate ab... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by JAT0 | November 25, 2005 2:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

Canadians only speculate about aliens, while here in the United States, we have an entire company of actual aliens from the red-sun planet "Targonite" living in New Jersey.

Seen in this secret photo (insert photo) doing their bizarre “right-of-the-shopper” drill. Tech sergeant Chath Lhizah Zey, (a.k.a. Mark Zuckerman) is seen here leading the drill.

37. Posted by JAT0 | November 25, 2005 2:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 14:13

Whaddya mean you don't wann... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by DaveD | November 25, 2005 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

Whaddya mean you don't wanna be the one to go unlock the front doors!!!!!

38. Posted by DaveD | November 25, 2005 2:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 14:15

This isn't Walmart! We will... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Don | November 25, 2005 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don:

This isn't Walmart! We will say "HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS"

39. Posted by Don | November 25, 2005 2:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 14:20

Damn it, I know that more o... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by JAT0 | November 25, 2005 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

Damn it, I know that more of you voted for Kerry than just Susy May, so step forward before I have a real hissy-fit!

or

I'm singing in the isle
Just singing in the isle
What a glorious feeling
I'm happy again!

I'm laughing at crowds
Those hordes from above
'Cause the sun's in my heart
And I'm ready for love

Let the storming crowds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on in with the cash
I've a smile on my face

I'll walk down the isle
With a happy refrain
'Cause I'm singing
Just singing in the isle!

40. Posted by JAT0 | November 25, 2005 2:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 14:29

Target: Thunderdome... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Llamas in Arms! | November 25, 2005 2:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Llamas in Arms!:

Target: Thunderdome

41. Posted by Llamas in Arms! | November 25, 2005 2:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 14:33

There once was a man from Y... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by robert | November 25, 2005 3:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
robert:

There once was a man from York,
Well known by the nickname of dork,
But lately his razzle,
Had so failed to dazzle,
They filled up his pie hole with cork.

42. Posted by robert | November 25, 2005 3:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 15:04

Ernie had been robbed of th... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 25, 2005 3:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Ernie had been robbed of the coveted employee of the month parking spot for the last time, this time Barcode Betty was goin' down.

43. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 25, 2005 3:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 15:08

"...And for the last time y... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 25, 2005 3:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"...And for the last time you don't ever wish the customer an MFC!"

44. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 25, 2005 3:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 15:09

Now listen, you, you're an ... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by bboxum | November 25, 2005 3:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bboxum:

Now listen, you, you're an elf and elves make toys. Now get to work.

45. Posted by bboxum | November 25, 2005 3:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 15:18

Look, I don't care how busy... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Brian Coe | November 25, 2005 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian Coe:

Look, I don't care how busy it is! This is Target, and register 12 is the only one we're going to open!

46. Posted by Brian Coe | November 25, 2005 3:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 15:53

Mark Zuckerman, doomed to b... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Lord Floppington | November 25, 2005 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lord Floppington:

Mark Zuckerman, doomed to be forever mentioned in snickering tones in the break room as "Brownie", is seen in this rare photographic evidence of someone so excited, he actually sh-t himself.

47. Posted by Lord Floppington | November 25, 2005 3:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 15:57

"You want the vermouth!? YO... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by McGehee | November 25, 2005 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

"You want the vermouth!? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE VERMOUTH!!!"

48. Posted by McGehee | November 25, 2005 4:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 16:10

The Postmaster General had ... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Will Franklin | November 25, 2005 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Will Franklin:

The Postmaster General had reason to be glad this holiday season, as "going postal" was finally replaced with "going Target."

49. Posted by Will Franklin | November 25, 2005 4:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 16:10

Let's put our hands togethe... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Marty | November 25, 2005 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marty:

Let's put our hands together for Suzie, after 29 years of un-blemished sevice with the company, she now qualifies for company health care.

50. Posted by Marty | November 25, 2005 4:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 16:22

Isle 12 will be the only is... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Taz | November 25, 2005 4:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taz:

Isle 12 will be the only isle open all weekend & I mean it. This will be the slowest Target sales weekend in this branches history! Aaarrrrgggghhh!

51. Posted by Taz | November 25, 2005 4:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 16:28

I'm sorry Mary you knew thi... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by DaveD | November 25, 2005 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

I'm sorry Mary you knew this could happen when we hired you as a temp. You drew the shortest straw. So get over behind the electronics counter and get ready to cell those Xboxes!

52. Posted by DaveD | November 25, 2005 4:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 16:43

"Now damn it, I don’t to he... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by stan25 | November 25, 2005 5:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25:

"Now damn it, I don’t to hear that the Salvation Army has filed a lawsuit against us. We got rid of them last year and we are not going to take this lying down." "Jack, you had better get on the horn and get the ACLU to help us on this."

53. Posted by stan25 | November 25, 2005 5:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 17:12

When Gladys sent her hubby ... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by McCain | November 25, 2005 5:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

When Gladys sent her hubby to the store for 1 last thing, little did she envision the scene that soon unfolded...

"YOU SAID THE SALZA WAS ON AISLE 15 YOU FREAKING TWIT! GET YO LUMPY LAZY ASS OVER THERE AND HAND IT TO ME!"

54. Posted by McCain | November 25, 2005 5:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 17:24

Nah, nah, nah, nah, I've go... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by The Bastard | November 25, 2005 6:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Bastard:

Nah, nah, nah, nah, I've got health insurance and you don't, beotch!"

55. Posted by The Bastard | November 25, 2005 6:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 18:02

Who forgot the Santa's Elve... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by RadicalMan | November 25, 2005 6:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadicalMan:

Who forgot the Santa's Elves caps?

56. Posted by RadicalMan | November 25, 2005 6:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 18:17

" Triage the tramppled cust... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by fred lawson | November 25, 2005 6:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

" Triage the tramppled customers on isle #12! "

57. Posted by fred lawson | November 25, 2005 6:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 18:22

" I can shake my leg like E... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by fred lawson | November 25, 2005 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

" I can shake my leg like Elvis and catch credit cards in my mouth!"

58. Posted by fred lawson | November 25, 2005 6:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 18:27

Bobby Knight goes Retail...... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by fred lawson | November 25, 2005 6:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

Bobby Knight goes Retail...

59. Posted by fred lawson | November 25, 2005 6:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 18:37

"Yeah? I've got 14... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by c | November 25, 2005 6:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
c:

"Yeah?

I've got 14 -- (count 'em, 14) -- high-powered consultants who say OSM is a slam dunk."

60. Posted by c | November 25, 2005 6:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 18:54

Target holiday conflict res... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by jeff | November 25, 2005 7:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jeff:

Target holiday conflict resolution class!

61. Posted by jeff | November 25, 2005 7:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 19:16

Further proof: white men ca... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Nan | November 25, 2005 7:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nan:

Further proof: white men can't dance.

62. Posted by Nan | November 25, 2005 7:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 19:18

The Festivus Shopping Seaso... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by george | November 25, 2005 7:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
george:

The Festivus Shopping Season begins with the traditional "airing of grievances".

63. Posted by george | November 25, 2005 7:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 19:30

Target employees' impassion... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Roger Fraley | November 25, 2005 7:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

Target employees' impassioned, impromptu performance of Riverdance prior to opening the store on Black Friday was surprisingly well received.

64. Posted by Roger Fraley | November 25, 2005 7:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 19:38

"...And gentlemen in Eng... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 25, 2005 8:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"...And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day."

65. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 25, 2005 8:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 20:13

This is how you trip the fi... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Faith+1 | November 25, 2005 8:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

This is how you trip the first old lady in the crowd. It'll be bad press for day or two but corporate considers that free advertising. Just tell the reporters she was going for one of the many X-Box 360s we have on sale...

66. Posted by Faith+1 | November 25, 2005 8:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 20:18

Target employees enjoy a mo... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by elvis | November 25, 2005 8:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elvis:

Target employees enjoy a moment of levity contemplating 1000's of stampeding consumers competing for one or two loss leaders.

67. Posted by elvis | November 25, 2005 8:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 20:21

Alright, now lady, pretend ... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Adam Graham | November 25, 2005 8:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Adam Graham:

Alright, now lady, pretend that I'm a bell ringer trying to set up outside and show me how'd you attack!

68. Posted by Adam Graham | November 25, 2005 8:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 20:28

after seeing bob's amazing ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by ryan | November 25, 2005 8:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ryan:

after seeing bob's amazing poppin and lockin skills, linda was hesitant to even attenpt the helicopter at the annual target break dancing competition.

69. Posted by ryan | November 25, 2005 8:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 20:33

"attempt" that is.... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by ryan | November 25, 2005 8:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ryan:

"attempt" that is.

70. Posted by ryan | November 25, 2005 8:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 20:34

"Why am I freaking out? Why... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Hamish | November 25, 2005 9:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hamish:

"Why am I freaking out? Why the hell aren't all of you freaking out? Don't any of you watch Star Trek? Don't you know what happens to people in red shirts?"

71. Posted by Hamish | November 25, 2005 9:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 21:08

Doing Dean Howard impersona... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Brent Busch | November 25, 2005 9:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brent Busch:

Doing Dean Howard impersonation: "Yeaaaaarghhhh"

72. Posted by Brent Busch | November 25, 2005 9:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 21:22

dammit, I meant Howard Dean... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Brent Busch | November 25, 2005 9:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brent Busch:

dammit, I meant Howard Dean..ugh

73. Posted by Brent Busch | November 25, 2005 9:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 21:23

Oh, yeah? Well, I self-iden... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Sean Gleeson | November 25, 2005 9:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sean Gleeson:

Oh, yeah? Well, I self-identify as a woman, and I'll use whichever restroom I damn well please!

74. Posted by Sean Gleeson | November 25, 2005 9:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 21:27

That's all you got? Christ,... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by physics geek | November 25, 2005 10:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
physics geek:

That's all you got? Christ, even my man-boobs are bigger than those?

75. Posted by physics geek | November 25, 2005 10:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 22:00

When the music stops, last ... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Random Yak | November 25, 2005 10:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Random Yak:

When the music stops, last one to register 12 WORKS FOR SEARS!

76. Posted by Random Yak | November 25, 2005 10:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 22:08

To defend the Earth, you mu... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by chad | November 25, 2005 10:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chad:

To defend the Earth, you must engage in MORTAL KOMBAT!!! Dunh Dunh Duh

77. Posted by chad | November 25, 2005 10:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 22:14

Trekkies, welcome. Now we a... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Foyle | November 25, 2005 11:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Foyle:

Trekkies, welcome. Now we all know the role of the red shirt is to die horribly before the first commercial break, usually off camera but sometimes while clumsily trying to back away and scream at the same time...like this!

78. Posted by Foyle | November 25, 2005 11:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 23:39

War-ee-uhs, come out and pl... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Foyle | November 25, 2005 11:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Foyle:

War-ee-uhs, come out and play...

79. Posted by Foyle | November 25, 2005 11:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2005 23:50

Management was beginning to... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Charyl | November 26, 2005 12:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charyl:

Management was beginning to regret their decision to hire the mentally-handicapped.

80. Posted by Charyl | November 26, 2005 12:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 00:09

"Niagara Falls! Slowly I t... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Joel | November 26, 2005 12:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

"Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch...."

81. Posted by Joel | November 26, 2005 12:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 00:23

What... you're crying...the... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by La Mano | November 26, 2005 1:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

What... you're crying...there's no crying in Target...there's no
crying in TARGET!

82. Posted by La Mano | November 26, 2005 1:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 01:14

Although they all hate him,... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Monk Mojo | November 26, 2005 4:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Monk Mojo:

Although they all hate him, his well-timed fart manages to bring a smile to the degrading pep talk.

83. Posted by Monk Mojo | November 26, 2005 4:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 04:43

While the staff of the loca... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Jim | November 26, 2005 6:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

While the staff of the local Targhetto gears up for another holiday season. Managers argue over who's dept will have the first in-store fight.

84. Posted by Jim | November 26, 2005 6:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 06:46

Despite the long line of pa... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Faith+1 | November 26, 2005 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Despite the long line of patrons waiting to check out the manager refused the pleas of the woman to open another register besides number 12...

85. Posted by Faith+1 | November 26, 2005 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 09:10

Showdown at the Target Cart... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Jason | November 26, 2005 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

Showdown at the Target Cart Corral!

86. Posted by Jason | November 26, 2005 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 10:36

Shall we dance?... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Julie | November 26, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Julie:

Shall we dance?

87. Posted by Julie | November 26, 2005 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 10:51

After fending off all chall... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Randy | November 26, 2005 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Randy:

After fending off all challengers, the Alpha male begins a rapid clucking, head bobbing and limb extensions ritual...the cycle of life continues.

88. Posted by Randy | November 26, 2005 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 11:08

Although they look like Ala... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Maggie | November 26, 2005 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

Although they look like Alabama cheerleaders, Wal-mart workers had no idea "The Crimson Tide" would be the blood of shoppers spattered on the store floor.

89. Posted by Maggie | November 26, 2005 11:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 11:16

Manager to Employee: "No, y... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Dodo David | November 26, 2005 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Manager to Employee: "No, you can't transfer to Pamplona, even if the bulls there are safer to deal with."

90. Posted by Dodo David | November 26, 2005 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 11:27

In an ill advised effort no... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 26, 2005 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

In an ill advised effort not to be outdone by, Wal-Mart, the current #1 seller of K-Y Lotions and Lubricants, Target attempts to stem the tide with product demonstrations.

91. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 26, 2005 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 11:56

"Wal-Mart? Only two things... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Maureen | November 26, 2005 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maureen:

"Wal-Mart? Only two things come out of Wal-Mart...!"

92. Posted by Maureen | November 26, 2005 1:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 13:02

"Are you talking to ... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by jack rudd | November 26, 2005 3:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jack rudd:


"Are you talking to me?
Are you talking to ME?"

93. Posted by jack rudd | November 26, 2005 3:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 15:14

The first rule of Target Fi... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Bandon in Baton Rouge | November 26, 2005 3:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bandon in Baton Rouge:

The first rule of Target Fight Club is that you do not talk about Target Fight Club.

The second rule of Target Fight Club is that you DO NOT TALK ABOUT Target Fight Club!

94. Posted by Bandon in Baton Rouge | November 26, 2005 3:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 15:55

Now remember people, no mat... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by leap_frog | November 26, 2005 6:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
leap_frog:

Now remember people, no matter how desperate, tired, abused or confused you become, you do not, and I repeat, do not scream at the shoppers "go to hell and take your devil spawned monsters with you" ok? You hear me back there? Don't need another repeat of last year. OK Everyone?! Good BIG Smiles now everyone.

95. Posted by leap_frog | November 26, 2005 6:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 18:54

Bill O'Reilly tries a new c... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by John Ruberry | November 26, 2005 9:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Ruberry:

Bill O'Reilly tries a new career.

96. Posted by John Ruberry | November 26, 2005 9:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 21:49

"When you feel you just can... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Tish | November 26, 2005 10:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tish:

"When you feel you just can't do another price check, you MAKE yourself go on!! I don't care if you have to hobble through the aisles like this!!"

97. Posted by Tish | November 26, 2005 10:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 22:54

Sporting a giant boner, Mr.... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Todd | November 26, 2005 11:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Todd:

Sporting a giant boner, Mr. Zuckerman limps towards Carmella, the lucky checker from register #12…

98. Posted by Todd | November 26, 2005 11:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2005 23:42

"You lousy bitch! Are you d... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Charles V | November 27, 2005 2:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charles V:

"You lousy bitch! Are you deaf? Are you dumb? I ordered a vodka martini shaken not stirred!" employee and checker Mark Rasdale screamed at a recent employee/customer confrontation and tactics seminar at the Target store on Fargo street.

99. Posted by Charles V | November 27, 2005 2:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 27, 2005 02:23

"What do mean you forgot to... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Adjustah | November 27, 2005 6:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Adjustah:

"What do mean you forgot to order Xbox 360's!!?"

100. Posted by Adjustah | November 27, 2005 6:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 27, 2005 06:29

The Matrix IV:Neo Goes to T... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Adjustah | November 27, 2005 6:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Adjustah:

The Matrix IV:Neo Goes to Target tanked at the box office...

101. Posted by Adjustah | November 27, 2005 6:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 27, 2005 06:31

Middle aged hommes really s... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Spike | November 27, 2005 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Middle aged hommes really should'nt try 'getting down' to Funky Cold Medina.

102. Posted by Spike | November 27, 2005 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 27, 2005 10:07

Bob finally breaks under ca... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Anna | November 27, 2005 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anna:

Bob finally breaks under cashier competition pressure and yells:
"I switched all your bar codes!...Mwahahahahahaha!"

103. Posted by Anna | November 27, 2005 11:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 27, 2005 11:09

To a bemused crowd, Joey Ru... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Windhamite | November 27, 2005 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Windhamite:

To a bemused crowd, Joey Rudolph declared that this year, oh yes, he would be playing in the Reindeer Games.

104. Posted by Windhamite | November 27, 2005 4:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 27, 2005 16:43

"I know you are, but what a... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 27, 2005 5:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"I know you are, but what am I?"
"I know you are, but what am I?"
"I know you are, but what am I?"
"I know you are, but what am I?"
"I know you are, but what am I?"
"I know you are, but what am I?"
"I know you ..."
(ad infinitum)

105. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 27, 2005 5:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 27, 2005 17:13

Date: Nov. 8, 2006... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Cagey Patent Attorney | November 27, 2005 10:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cagey Patent Attorney:

Date: Nov. 8, 2006

Shortly after the Democrat's failure in the mid-term elections, DNC delegates encircle a now balding Howard Dean to begin the execution. However, after realizing that the DNC does not support guns AND bullets, the delegates followed the sage advice of former Senator Zell Miller (D-GA) and broke out the "Zell Miller Spit-Ballz®" - guaranteed to deliver that emotional punishment you so desire.

106. Posted by Cagey Patent Attorney | November 27, 2005 10:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 27, 2005 22:16

Well, everyone, I'm wearing... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by spacemonkey | November 28, 2005 1:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

Well, everyone, I'm wearing blue tomorrow. Hear Me? BLUE! BLUUUEE! (Thought bubble, I am SO wearing green tomorrow)

107. Posted by spacemonkey | November 28, 2005 1:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 28, 2005 01:26

Ok people, the store is jus... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by spacemonkey | November 28, 2005 1:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

Ok people, the store is just about to open, so let's ALL be ready to go on break in 30 minutes!

108. Posted by spacemonkey | November 28, 2005 1:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 28, 2005 01:30

Update: <... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Kevin | November 28, 2005 1:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.

109. Posted by Kevin | November 28, 2005 1:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 28, 2005 01:38




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