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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: December 2, 2005 - 9:48 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

The Obelisk of Buenos Aires is covered with a giant condom to commemorate World AIDS Day December 1, 2005. According to a report issued by ONUSIDA (UN AIDS), the number of people infected with the HIV virus in Latin America had risen over the last year from 1.6 to 1.8 million. REUTERS/Enrique Marcarian


Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners are finally announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now, mercifully, over.

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Comments (124)

I hear Peter Jackson's new ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by the man | December 2, 2005 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the man:

I hear Peter Jackson's new movie King Dong is really good.

1. Posted by the man | December 2, 2005 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 09:50

Mr. Pink stars in the long ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Matt | December 2, 2005 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Mr. Pink stars in the long awaited sequel, Reservoir Tips.

2. Posted by Matt | December 2, 2005 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 09:54

WOW!!! Imagine the size of... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by peerice | December 2, 2005 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
peerice:

WOW!!! Imagine the size of the batteries it takes to operate that toy!!

3. Posted by peerice | December 2, 2005 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 09:55

Government officials in Bra... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by peerice | December 2, 2005 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
peerice:

Government officials in Brazil decide the AIDs epidemic is so severe that even public buildings need protection against the disease!

4. Posted by peerice | December 2, 2005 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 09:56

NASA’s new probe Perfunctor... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Tom | December 2, 2005 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom:

NASA’s new probe Perfunctory is slowly wheeled into place for its planned exploration of the deep recesses of Barney Frank’s rectum.

5. Posted by Tom | December 2, 2005 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:01

The UN erects yet another m... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Insomniac | December 2, 2005 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Insomniac:

The UN erects yet another monument to its long history of impotence in world affairs.

6. Posted by Insomniac | December 2, 2005 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:01

The unveiling of the new Cl... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Eric | December 2, 2005 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

The unveiling of the new Clinton Monument in Washington D.C.

7. Posted by Eric | December 2, 2005 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:10

And on the Mall, the Washin... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by DaveD | December 2, 2005 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

And on the Mall, the Washington Monument remains uncovered in honor of the "Father" of our Country.

8. Posted by DaveD | December 2, 2005 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:11

French designer Jean Luc-do... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by chevy1596 | December 2, 2005 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chevy1596:

French designer Jean Luc-dong unveils John Kerry's new chapeau. Luc-dong is quoted as saying "I feel zee hat matches zee face." Kerry is quoted as saying "I bought the hat before I returned it."

9. Posted by chevy1596 | December 2, 2005 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:11

Guest NASA spokesman Andrew... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Eric | December 2, 2005 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Guest NASA spokesman Andrew Sullivan unveils the new rocket to probe Uranus.

10. Posted by Eric | December 2, 2005 10:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:13

Officials in Argentina toda... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Falze | December 2, 2005 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

Officials in Argentina today boldly signalled their support for the campaign to get Bill Clinton elected UN Secretary General. No word yet from the National Park Service on a request from PFAW for a similar show of support at the Washington Monument.

11. Posted by Falze | December 2, 2005 10:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:13

The new Global AIDS Initiat... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Eric | December 2, 2005 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

The new Global AIDS Initiative stresses the use of condoms as much as possible.

12. Posted by Eric | December 2, 2005 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:15

Dick Cheney: "It looks like... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Eric | December 2, 2005 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Dick Cheney: "It looks like it will fit, but does it come in ribbed?"

13. Posted by Eric | December 2, 2005 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:18

Argentina shows, by example... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by D | December 2, 2005 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D:

Argentina shows, by example, how it plans to combat the triplet scourges of AIDS, overpopulation and government growing outside its mandate.

14. Posted by D | December 2, 2005 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:18

The city council of Buenes ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Norm | December 2, 2005 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

The city council of Buenes Aires thinks inside the box and prepares for the eventual arival of Queen Kong.

15. Posted by Norm | December 2, 2005 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:23

It's about time I get my ow... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by AR | December 2, 2005 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AR:

It's about time I get my own monument!

16. Posted by AR | December 2, 2005 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:23

"It's Friday which means i... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by fred lawson | December 2, 2005 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

"It's Friday which means it,s time for the Wizbang Weekend Condom Contest."

17. Posted by fred lawson | December 2, 2005 10:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:27

The prototype is unveiled f... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by physics geek | December 2, 2005 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
physics geek:

The prototype is unveiled for the new line of Dick Cheney condoms.

18. Posted by physics geek | December 2, 2005 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:32

Making Argentina safe for d... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by yetanotherjohn | December 2, 2005 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Making Argentina safe for democracy...or something.

19. Posted by yetanotherjohn | December 2, 2005 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:32

Security was hightened acro... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by yetanotherjohn | December 2, 2005 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Security was hightened across Latin America as Maddona began her new tour.

20. Posted by yetanotherjohn | December 2, 2005 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:33

Earth makes big plans for t... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 2, 2005 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Earth makes big plans for the next full moon.

21. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 2, 2005 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:33

In Texas, we'd call that a ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by yetanotherjohn | December 2, 2005 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

In Texas, we'd call that a medium.

22. Posted by yetanotherjohn | December 2, 2005 10:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:34

The plans were nearly cance... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 2, 2005 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

The plans were nearly cancelled when the original prophylactic ripped, but Tommy Lee had a spare.

23. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 2, 2005 10:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:34

....in "Halliburton Red"</p... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 2, 2005 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

....in "Halliburton Red"

(continuation of physics geek's post)

24. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 2, 2005 10:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:35

Damn! All the NASA stuff al... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by TC@LeatherPenguin | December 2, 2005 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TC@LeatherPenguin:

Damn! All the NASA stuff already...what the hell:
"NASA unveils 'Deep Probe 1,' scheduled to explore a black hole in the Horse's Ass Nebula."

25. Posted by TC@LeatherPenguin | December 2, 2005 10:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:35

Just be glad that it's not ... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by FormerHostage | December 2, 2005 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

Just be glad that it's not the UN Global Hemorrhoid Initiative!!!

26. Posted by FormerHostage | December 2, 2005 10:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:35

Buenos Aires prepares for t... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 2, 2005 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Buenos Aires prepares for the unveiling of the World Lawyer Hall of Fame.

27. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 2, 2005 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:36

Venezuelan president Hugo C... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by bullwinkle | December 2, 2005 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez rejected Argentina's gift because he believed they were calling him South America's biggest prick. He was right.

28. Posted by bullwinkle | December 2, 2005 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:39

Thanks to Chavez, Venezuela... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 2, 2005 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Thanks to Chavez, Venezuela still wins.

29. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 2, 2005 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:40

The accompanying diaphragm ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 2, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

The accompanying diaphragm monument was never completed after three workers were tragically killed when they were flung 1000 yards down the boulevard.

30. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 2, 2005 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:51

You should have seen Jacque... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by rick13 | December 2, 2005 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rick13:

You should have seen Jacques Chirac use his mouth to put it on!

31. Posted by rick13 | December 2, 2005 10:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:55

"Made in U.S.A. -- Medium"<... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by McGehee | December 2, 2005 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

"Made in U.S.A. -- Medium"

32. Posted by McGehee | December 2, 2005 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 10:59

"In Washington today, Sen. ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | December 2, 2005 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

"In Washington today, Sen. Reid and House Minority Leader Pelosi agree to acknowledge George Washington as the idealogical father of our nation. However, they have joined with NARAL and the UCLU to take steps to see that it never happens again."

33. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | December 2, 2005 11:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 11:01

"Okay, who added Vi@gra to ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by McGehee | December 2, 2005 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

"Okay, who added Vi@gra to the concrete ready-mix?"

34. Posted by McGehee | December 2, 2005 11:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 11:02

After a yearlong internal s... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 2, 2005 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

After a yearlong internal study and $1 billion dollars, the UN's Survey of Performance in the Entire World (UNSPEW) expects a huge crowd tonight when they turn on the switch to the fountain unvieling the UN's contirbution to the world.

35. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 2, 2005 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 11:04

Because you can never take ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Kaz-Man | December 2, 2005 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kaz-Man:

Because you can never take too many precautions...

36. Posted by Kaz-Man | December 2, 2005 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 11:19

Andrew Sullivan decries the... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Matt | December 2, 2005 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Andrew Sullivan decries the anti-barebacking bis at World AID's Day.

37. Posted by Matt | December 2, 2005 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 11:21

Bias, dammit!... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Matt | December 2, 2005 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Bias, dammit!

38. Posted by Matt | December 2, 2005 11:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 11:22

Also unveiled was Buenos Ai... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by bRight & Early | December 2, 2005 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bRight & Early:

Also unveiled was Buenos Aires new tourism campaign, "As a matter of fact, we are glad to see you."

39. Posted by bRight & Early | December 2, 2005 11:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 11:26

Something strange is happen... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by zach | December 2, 2005 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
zach:

Something strange is happening at John Holme's grave...

40. Posted by zach | December 2, 2005 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 11:31

The Washington Monument, se... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Big E | December 2, 2005 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Big E:

The Washington Monument, seen here sporting the new Bob Dole Signature Series Condom, takes necessary precautions to avoid the disasterous results of its last tryst with the Pentagon, the birth of the Clinton Presidential Library.

41. Posted by Big E | December 2, 2005 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 11:31

Tell the Statue of Liberty ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by La Mano | December 2, 2005 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

Tell the Statue of Liberty I'm coming for her.

42. Posted by La Mano | December 2, 2005 11:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 11:38

Buenes Aires prepares for t... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Wally6500 | December 2, 2005 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wally6500:

Buenes Aires prepares for the arrival of former president Bill Clinton.

43. Posted by Wally6500 | December 2, 2005 11:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 11:52

I'd hate to see the toilet ... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Peter F. | December 2, 2005 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

I'd hate to see the toilet they'll be flushing it down.

44. Posted by Peter F. | December 2, 2005 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 11:56

" Cap Canaveral to launch o... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by fred lawson | December 2, 2005 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

" Cap Canaveral to launch on Sunday."

45. Posted by fred lawson | December 2, 2005 11:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 11:58

The City of Paris had the E... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 2, 2005 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

The City of Paris had the Eiffel tower, so Paris Hilton decided she needed her own monument.

(I see Bullwinkle and I were on the same wavelength with Chavez earlier, but he got the earlier time stamp by a minute)

46. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 2, 2005 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 12:00

Dick Cheney getting ready t... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Pat | December 2, 2005 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

Dick Cheney getting ready to do his part to further the cause of diversity after America was criticized by world leaders, prepares to impregnate the moon with his children so that the Moon-American population will be up to global standards. Democrats oppose the Cheney's appointment to this task, but could offer no suitable alternative from their camp.

47. Posted by Pat | December 2, 2005 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 12:00

"And then, this one time at... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Peter F. | December 2, 2005 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"And then, this one time at Buenos Aires band camp..."

48. Posted by Peter F. | December 2, 2005 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 12:00

New from Doubleday this com... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 2, 2005 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

New from Doubleday this coming summer:
The Revenge of the Washingtonienne

49. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 2, 2005 12:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 12:01

Reporter Reading:Sci... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by The WASP | December 2, 2005 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

Reporter Reading:
Scientists say it may have traveled 3-6 million light years before falling from the sky and landing on this building, residents of south America say it's only the beging of the invasion by the planet of the penis.

50. Posted by The WASP | December 2, 2005 12:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 12:03

Showing the power of the po... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by The WASP | December 2, 2005 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

Showing the power of the porn industry they are about to unveil they new world head quarters.

51. Posted by The WASP | December 2, 2005 12:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 12:05

Remember: only YOU can prev... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Clioman | December 2, 2005 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clioman:

Remember: only YOU can prevent unwanted architecture!

52. Posted by Clioman | December 2, 2005 12:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 12:08

"In today's news, some 750,... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Peter F. | December 2, 2005 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"In today's news, some 750,000 Argentinian women collectively fainted...."

53. Posted by Peter F. | December 2, 2005 12:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 12:10

There once was a man from H... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by robert | December 2, 2005 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
robert:

There once was a man from Hong Kong,
Who was limited by the size of his dong,
But he sought out the devil,
And bought a new level,
Now the ladies all greet him in song.

54. Posted by robert | December 2, 2005 12:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 12:11

Ron Jeremy, as seen from sp... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Peter F. | December 2, 2005 12:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Ron Jeremy, as seen from space.

55. Posted by Peter F. | December 2, 2005 12:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 12:14

Ron Jeremy, as seen from sp... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Peter F. | December 2, 2005 12:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Ron Jeremy, as seen from space.

56. Posted by Peter F. | December 2, 2005 12:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 12:14

The town of Titz, Germany h... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Hoodlumman | December 2, 2005 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hoodlumman:

The town of Titz, Germany had a very unique thermometer in the town square.

57. Posted by Hoodlumman | December 2, 2005 12:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 12:24

The new addition to the Cli... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Dustyvet | December 2, 2005 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dustyvet:

The new addition to the Clinton Library!

58. Posted by Dustyvet | December 2, 2005 1:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 13:18

Cristo gets excited upon he... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by bill | December 2, 2005 1:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bill:

Cristo gets excited upon hearing the news that he can show his decorated penis at the Paris Art show.

59. Posted by bill | December 2, 2005 1:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 13:25

In fashion news today: Fren... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by kbiel | December 2, 2005 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kbiel:

In fashion news today: French ticklers are out; pepto bismal flavored condoms are in.

60. Posted by kbiel | December 2, 2005 1:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 13:28

2001: A Sex Odyssey<p... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Denita TwoDragons | December 2, 2005 1:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Denita TwoDragons:

2001: A Sex Odyssey

a.k.a.

"My God, it's full of...splooge!"

--TwoDragons

61. Posted by Denita TwoDragons | December 2, 2005 1:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 13:43

That's a great pic, but nex... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Murdoc | December 2, 2005 1:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Murdoc:

That's a great pic, but next time ask for permission before using me in your silly contest, okay? It's just the *nice* thing to do...

62. Posted by Murdoc | December 2, 2005 1:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 13:52

Sharp objects will soon be ... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Greg | December 2, 2005 1:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Greg:

Sharp objects will soon be allowed back on airplanes now that skyscrapers have adequate protection.

OR

"Why so sad, Senorita?"
"Well, I still like to look at the skyline of Buenos Aires, but it just doesn't feel as good as before."

63. Posted by Greg | December 2, 2005 1:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 13:57

Today, the DOD unveiled the... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by BoDiddly | December 2, 2005 2:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BoDiddly:

Today, the DOD unveiled the "skyscraper sheath," designed to protect tall buildings from damage in the event of another September 11 style terror attack. It is the product of years of collaboration with the Trojan corporation.

Attempts to contact the Pentagon for comment were unsuccessful, but we're told nobody there has been able to contain their laughter for long enough to talk coherently on the phone.

64. Posted by BoDiddly | December 2, 2005 2:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 14:00

Ha, nice try... but the fre... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Jayswash | December 2, 2005 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jayswash:

Ha, nice try... but the french are STILL the biggest dicks in the world.

65. Posted by Jayswash | December 2, 2005 2:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 14:06

ACLU attorneys and journali... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | December 2, 2005 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin P. Craver:

ACLU attorneys and journalists stand guard along the Avenue de Preservativo Grande in the event someone adorns the giant rubber with the offensive words "Merry Christmas."

66. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | December 2, 2005 2:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 14:10

WIZBANGBREAKING: The Chines... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by LIndy R. Dole | December 2, 2005 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LIndy R. Dole:

WIZBANGBREAKING: The Chinese Government unveiled today its new space program extraterrestrial vehicle -- powered by population explosion.

67. Posted by LIndy R. Dole | December 2, 2005 2:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 14:10

Austin Powers finally erec... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Dodo David | December 2, 2005 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Austin Powers finally erected his idea of the perfect bachelor pad. He made the place tall enough so that wind would constantly give it a blow job.

68. Posted by Dodo David | December 2, 2005 2:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 14:30

Yes, Ms. Dowd, your ticket ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Jack in TX | December 2, 2005 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack in TX:

Yes, Ms. Dowd, your ticket to Buenos Aires is confirmed. No, Ms. Dowd, we can't tell you whether or not your flight will land before Ms. Couric's Lear arrives..

69. Posted by Jack in TX | December 2, 2005 2:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 14:34

Yes I said "Sit on it" Hill... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Yogurt | December 2, 2005 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yogurt:

Yes I said "Sit on it" Hillary!

70. Posted by Yogurt | December 2, 2005 2:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 14:36

Clinton's Legacy Monument</... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Faith+1 | December 2, 2005 3:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Clinton's Legacy Monument

71. Posted by Faith+1 | December 2, 2005 3:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 15:14

Drawn together under the hi... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by c | December 2, 2005 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
c:

Drawn together under the historic pennant of their ancestors, ex-patriots from Nantucket gather in a foreign land for a day of limmericks and exotic contests of physical prowess.

72. Posted by c | December 2, 2005 3:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 15:23

Due to a shortage of materi... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by David M. | December 2, 2005 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
David M.:

Due to a shortage of materials as a result of making this giant condom, worldwide condom supplies are down while AIDS rates have skyrocketed.
Liberal activist insist that "raising awareness"
is what matters because "we care".

73. Posted by David M. | December 2, 2005 3:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 15:24

Odd, but true, Michael Jack... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 2, 2005 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Odd, but true, Michael Jackson's Beat it moves to number one in Buenos Aires.

74. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 2, 2005 3:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 15:24

I was going to submit somet... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by x | December 2, 2005 3:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
x:

I was going to submit something untill I read eric's post.

75. Posted by x | December 2, 2005 3:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 15:46

Safe buildings should be ta... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by McCain | December 2, 2005 3:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Safe buildings should be taught in our homes, not in our schools.

76. Posted by McCain | December 2, 2005 3:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 15:46

...and on the othe side, it... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | December 2, 2005 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Francis W. Porretto:

...and on the othe side, it says, "MEDIUM."

77. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | December 2, 2005 3:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 15:48

So much for the strategy o... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Steve Crickmore | December 2, 2005 4:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Crickmore:

So much for the strategy of abstinence. Does this mean The Bush administration will now downsize its 'foreign aids' funding to Argentina?

78. Posted by Steve Crickmore | December 2, 2005 4:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 16:25

A striking example of pre-c... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 2, 2005 4:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

A striking example of pre-ciotal architecture.

79. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 2, 2005 4:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 16:28

Despite a 100 year old trad... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Eric | December 2, 2005 5:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Despite a 100 year old tradition, the Christmas tree in the town square was deemed inappropriate and offensive. So a compromise was reached.

80. Posted by Eric | December 2, 2005 5:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 17:05

Years of outlandish outfits... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by sortapundit | December 2, 2005 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sortapundit:

Years of outlandish outfits have taken an horrific toll on Madonna's nipples.

81. Posted by sortapundit | December 2, 2005 5:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 17:17

While some were former memb... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by c | December 2, 2005 5:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
c:

While some were former members of the New England professional football team, others were simply expatriates.

82. Posted by c | December 2, 2005 5:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 17:54

Winning design for the rebu... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by McGehee | December 2, 2005 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Winning design for the rebuilt World Trade Center; it's message to the terrorists: "You're fucked!"

83. Posted by McGehee | December 2, 2005 5:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 17:56

The epicenter of the AIDS e... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Mike Williams | December 2, 2005 6:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike Williams:

The epicenter of the AIDS epidemic was located today.

When asked about why they covered it with a large condom an official spokesman replied "In reflecting on the Clinton Legacy...we panicked."

84. Posted by Mike Williams | December 2, 2005 6:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 18:01

Trojans help protect your w... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by bob jones | December 2, 2005 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bob jones:

Trojans help protect your wild life.

85. Posted by bob jones | December 2, 2005 6:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 18:12

Vacation pictures from Wonk... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by JD | December 2, 2005 6:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JD:

Vacation pictures from Wonkette's trip to Argentina...

86. Posted by JD | December 2, 2005 6:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 18:32

"Ribbed....for her pleasure... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by JD | December 2, 2005 6:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JD:

"Ribbed....for her pleasure....eeeewwwwww....

87. Posted by JD | December 2, 2005 6:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 18:33

Okay, that's it--right ther... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Biff | December 2, 2005 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biff:

Okay, that's it--right there. Whoa--hold it guys... I see a hole! Elmer, have the chopper fly by with a fresh one. Okay now let's figure out how to get this one off.

88. Posted by Biff | December 2, 2005 7:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 19:14

As part of an AIDS awarenes... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Roger Fraley | December 2, 2005 7:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

As part of an AIDS awareness program, Buenos Aires wraps the building known locally as Juan Peron's last erection.

89. Posted by Roger Fraley | December 2, 2005 7:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 19:24

Well, looks like Clinton fi... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by JerryD | December 2, 2005 7:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JerryD:

Well, looks like Clinton finally has his legacy monument.

90. Posted by JerryD | December 2, 2005 7:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 19:25

Presidential hopeful Senate... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Eric Sohn | December 2, 2005 9:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric Sohn:

Presidential hopeful Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist today gave new meaning to the phrase "blind trust" by unveiling his plan to prevent Washington from screwing the American people.

91. Posted by Eric Sohn | December 2, 2005 9:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 21:01

President Clinton's childho... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by billy | December 2, 2005 9:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billy:

President Clinton's childhood home has been newly renovated...

92. Posted by billy | December 2, 2005 9:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 21:02

The U.S. Military's new Cli... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by billy | December 2, 2005 9:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billy:

The U.S. Military's new Clinton class ICBM.

93. Posted by billy | December 2, 2005 9:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 21:04

Dozens of Greek marines fit... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Nicholas | December 2, 2005 9:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nicholas:

Dozens of Greek marines fit inside the Trojan Horse all those centuries ago.

Now imagine how many seamen you could fit inside THIS Trojan!

94. Posted by Nicholas | December 2, 2005 9:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 21:08

Now, class, I want you all ... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Brainster | December 2, 2005 9:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brainster:

Now, class, I want you all to note that even on World AIDS day, folks can get putting on condom wrong. Putting a condom around the building you are in will not prevent pregnancy and STDs.

95. Posted by Brainster | December 2, 2005 9:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 21:28

With flags to indicate wind... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Lord Floppington | December 2, 2005 9:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lord Floppington:

With flags to indicate wind direction, everything was in readiness for the "docking" of the mother ship.

or

The traditional film genre of the road picture was dealt a near-fatal blow when a publicity still from the new Paris Hilton vehicle "Bimbo Goes to Buenos Aries" was leaked on the internet.

96. Posted by Lord Floppington | December 2, 2005 9:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 21:45

Soon we'll be seeing late-n... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by McGehee | December 2, 2005 10:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Soon we'll be seeing late-night informercials touting "Buildings Gone Wild" on VHS and DVD.

97. Posted by McGehee | December 2, 2005 10:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 22:01

"Got your postcard, Condi. ... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Ingress | December 2, 2005 10:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ingress:

"Got your postcard, Condi. Certainly appears that you are having a fine time."

98. Posted by Ingress | December 2, 2005 10:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 22:51

Looks like Madonna painted ... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by mhurst | December 2, 2005 11:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mhurst:

Looks like Madonna painted her metal bra pink.

99. Posted by mhurst | December 2, 2005 11:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 2, 2005 23:23

I am going to end up in tro... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Randomyak | December 3, 2005 12:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Randomyak:

I am going to end up in trouble on this one. Laughing way too hard to offer a response of my own...and accidentally entered the wrong trackback URL...wonder how many people clicked through thinking they were getting an entry on Hawaii falling into the ocean and ended up here by mistake.

Come to think of it...that thought is funny enough on its own.

100. Posted by Randomyak | December 3, 2005 12:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 3, 2005 00:52

[Richard_Pryor]"Shoo... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Macker | December 3, 2005 3:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Macker:

[Richard_Pryor]
"Shoot one of them big babies off!"
[/Richard_Pryor]

101. Posted by Macker | December 3, 2005 3:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 3, 2005 03:23

Christo's wife dies. Christ... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Cobb | December 3, 2005 3:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cobb:

Christo's wife dies. Christo comes out.

102. Posted by Cobb | December 3, 2005 3:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 3, 2005 03:32

The source of the tsunami w... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Taz | December 3, 2005 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taz:

The source of the tsunami warning off the coast of Buenos Aires was quickly located and the vibrate setting turned "off", thus saving thousands of lives.

103. Posted by Taz | December 3, 2005 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 3, 2005 08:58

Announcing the Grand Openin... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by McGehee | December 3, 2005 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Announcing the Grand Opening of the Remulac embassy.

104. Posted by McGehee | December 3, 2005 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 3, 2005 09:34

Damn it!I said "co... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Mike Williams | December 3, 2005 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike Williams:

Damn it!

I said "condominium!"

105. Posted by Mike Williams | December 3, 2005 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 3, 2005 09:46

Global warming has peaked; ... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by La Mano | December 3, 2005 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

Global warming has peaked; the Earth is now 'hot to trot'.

106. Posted by La Mano | December 3, 2005 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 3, 2005 10:02

Stand back ... don your pro... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by La Mano | December 3, 2005 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

Stand back ... don your protective gear! Planet Earth will now commence with the REAL Big Bang?

107. Posted by La Mano | December 3, 2005 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 3, 2005 10:09

Paris: "I know you advocate... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 3, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Paris: "I know you advocate safe sex, but do really think its needed for the Trojan Horse."
Helen: "I had a premonition that you'll be sorry if you don't use it."

108. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 3, 2005 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 3, 2005 10:51

Using the "Glow in the Dark... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 3, 2005 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Using the "Glow in the Dark" variety was eventually deemed to be just a tad over the edge.

109. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 3, 2005 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 3, 2005 10:52

If you look real close to t... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Taz | December 3, 2005 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taz:

If you look real close to the base, you'll notice they couldn't roll this one all the way down either!

110. Posted by Taz | December 3, 2005 3:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 3, 2005 15:13

The city anxiously awaits t... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by RodgerH | December 3, 2005 7:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RodgerH:

The city anxiously awaits the visit of Bill "BJ" Clinton.

111. Posted by RodgerH | December 3, 2005 7:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 3, 2005 19:19

Hoping to beat Dick Clark a... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Sanna | December 3, 2005 10:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sanna:

Hoping to beat Dick Clark and New Year’s &*ckin’ Eve in TV ratings, a new South American show, ¡Eshwinge! en el Año Nuevo (Shwing! In the New Year), will wow viewers at the stoke of midnight with a fresh alternative to the traditional ball drop…

112. Posted by Sanna | December 3, 2005 10:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 3, 2005 22:33

Argentinia: Offici... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by spacemonkey | December 4, 2005 12:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

Argentinia:
Official Language:
Portuguese
Major Exports:
Wood

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Posted on December 4, 2005 00:09

ok, I see Washington did be... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by dc resident | December 4, 2005 1:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dc resident:

ok, I see Washington did believe in Safe sex.. oh wait.. wrong monument

114. Posted by dc resident | December 4, 2005 1:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 4, 2005 01:36

Members of the Argentine Mi... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Charles V | December 4, 2005 3:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charles V:

Members of the Argentine Milk Producers Association will be gathering this week-end for the dedication of the Farmers Milk Fountain. It will spew a milk colored mist periodically during daylight hours. Representatives of the design team said the fountain was designed to resemble a cow's tit. Sergio Menendez, the lead architect and President of Gay Troopers of the South called it his finest work. "It lasts forever" he said.

115. Posted by Charles V | December 4, 2005 3:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 4, 2005 03:14

Columbus unveiled the Jack ... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by heymike | December 4, 2005 4:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
heymike:

Columbus unveiled the Jack Murtha monument today...

116. Posted by heymike | December 4, 2005 4:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 4, 2005 04:24

Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong<... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 4, 2005 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong

117. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 4, 2005 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 4, 2005 08:01

Ribbed for HER pleas... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by lonetown | December 4, 2005 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lonetown:

Ribbed for HER pleasure.

118. Posted by lonetown | December 4, 2005 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 4, 2005 08:46

" Bob Vilas' Hurricane Proo... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by fred lawson | December 4, 2005 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

" Bob Vilas' Hurricane Proofing Kit Shows Promise In World Market. "

119. Posted by fred lawson | December 4, 2005 9:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 4, 2005 09:48

Better skip the four hours,... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 4, 2005 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Better skip the four hours, Ed and just seek immediate medical attention.

120. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 4, 2005 11:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 4, 2005 11:53

Submitting a phallic symbol... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by clark smith | December 4, 2005 4:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
clark smith:

Submitting a phallic symbol for a caption contest is so predictable, as well as the genito-obsessive responses it elicits.


121. Posted by clark smith | December 4, 2005 4:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 4, 2005 16:17

Magnum condoms, for the man... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Todd | December 4, 2005 7:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Todd:

Magnum condoms, for the man with something extra...

I guess Clark has never used one of these...

122. Posted by Todd | December 4, 2005 7:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 4, 2005 19:33

And mother earth got a sex ... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by steve | December 4, 2005 11:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
steve:

And mother earth got a sex change.

123. Posted by steve | December 4, 2005 11:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 4, 2005 23:08

Update: <... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Kevin | December 9, 2005 12:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners are finally announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now, mercifully, over.

124. Posted by Kevin | December 9, 2005 12:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 00:32




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