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Why Is Mommy A Democrat?

Somethings are so stupid you just can't make them up...

Why Is Mommy A Democrat?


But wait it gets much so much worse...

From the sample pages...

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I think we can come up with three good captions to replace that text with. Any takers?

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Comments (92)

'cause mommy likes nuts in ... (Below threshold)

'cause mommy likes nuts in her mouth.

Wow. Just, wow.... (Below threshold)
SATerp:

Wow. Just, wow.

'Cos Democrats would lock b... (Below threshold)
mcg:

'Cos Democrats would lock both of your deadbeat dads for lack of child support---just like Mommy would---even though I didn't tell them you even existed until you were five.

Page 1: Democrats make sure... (Below threshold)

Page 1: Democrats make sure the poor people stay on their park benches and out of our toyboxes...just like Mommy does.

Page 2: Democrats make sure those big scary republican truth-speakers have no influence over their children - just like Mommy does.

Page 3: Democrats make sure their children are educated by/with/about fruits and nuts...just like Mommy does.

Note that on page 3 it became a "choose your own way" type of story so that everyone can pick what's right in his own eyes - just like Mommy does.

Hmmm.Well there's ... (Below threshold)
ed:

Hmmm.

Well there's no real way to parody this. It's pretty much a parody all by itself.

Just who is the demographic for this bit of nonsense?

Why Mommy is a Dhimmicrat:<... (Below threshold)

Why Mommy is a Dhimmicrat:

1. Dhimmicrats make sure all our toys get taken away and given to people who hate us and want to rape and murder us all, just like Mommy does.

2. Dhimmicrats make sure that when thugs and bullies attack us, we'll all lie down peacefully to get raped and murdered, just like Mommy does.

3. Dhimmicrats make sure that all children have to go to school so that teachers can rape them and bullies can murder them, just like Mommy does.

1. Democrats make sure tha... (Below threshold)

1. Democrats make sure that when Mommy wants to kill her other little babies, she doesn't have to tell Daddy first.
2. Democrats make sure you can kill your little babies too without even having to tell Mommy or Daddy.

I read a Winnie the Pooh bo... (Below threshold)
jc:

I read a Winnie the Pooh book a while ago and in it he doesn't want to give up half of his honey jars to the needy because he might need to put honey in them some day. Then that liberal douche bag Christopher Robin convinced him to give more than half. And did you ever notice how Winnie doesn't wear any pants? Disney is now nothing but purveyors of child porn and communist propaganda.

They should all have the sa... (Below threshold)
Omni:

They should all have the same caption; "Democrats want to totally control you and every aspect of your life because they think you're incapable of handling things yourself, just like Mommy does."

Why does this book depict D... (Below threshold)

Why does this book depict Dems as squirrels, not donkeys?

And does anyone else find it interesting that Momma Squirrel is apparently a single mother?

Wow. I'm 22 and I still don... (Below threshold)
Lizzie:

Wow. I'm 22 and I still don't know for certain which way my parents vote. Of course, I have a fair idea, but every time I ask them, they've always said "That's between me and the ballot box, I don't want my opinions on politics to influence yours."

Having seen "Why Mommy is a Democrat", I really respect my parents for letting me be my own person.

In Prince George's County, ... (Below threshold)

In Prince George's County, MD, EVERY county and state elected official is a Democrat.

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"Democrats make sure we are always safe . . ."

The county has the highest murder rate in the Washington, DC, area and second highest in the state. A more accurate caption might be:

"Democrats make sure we are always in danger . . ."

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"Democrats make sure children can go to school . . ."

The county has the worst schools in the Washington, DC, area; second worst in the state. Fights are commonplace. The head of the school system recently resigned while being investigated by the FBI. One of his top assistants has recently been convicted on federal drug money laundering charges, and indicted for witness tampering. So a better caption here might be something like:

"Democrats make sure we go to school to learn about crime and corruption, which are more important than learning to read and write . . ."

1. Democrats don't understa... (Below threshold)
jc:

1. Democrats don't understand that you need eight blocks to spell "democrat," just like mommy doesn't.

2. Democrats have illegitimate children with blue eyes and Ted-Kennedy-shaped heads, just like brown-eyed mommy does. (And don't give me that recessive gene crap).

3. Democrats expose themselves in public, just like mommy does.

Democrats hide their stash ... (Below threshold)
Beth:

Democrats hide their stash on the children, just like their crack-whore Mommy does. (So that big bad elephant cop won't haul her off to jail again?)

WTF is with the elephant in the "safe" picture? Hilarious!

Why is Mommy a Democrat? Be... (Below threshold)

Why is Mommy a Democrat? Because Mommy is dumber than a bucket of hair.

Those are some scary lookin... (Below threshold)

Those are some scary looking mutant/alien squirrels. See what tinfoil hats will do to your ears.

"Because Mommy doesn't want... (Below threshold)

"Because Mommy doesn't want us to ever grow up -- just like Mommy didn't."

Democrats: The party for th... (Below threshold)
Socratease:

Democrats: The party for those who need a Mommy.

Why is Mommy a Dummycrat?</... (Below threshold)
bob jones:

Why is Mommy a Dummycrat?

Because she was born in New Oleans to 3rd generation welfare recipient Dummycrat mutha who does not know who or where the father is.

She votes the Dummycrat way to make sure she gets her entitled share of hardworking taxpayer money.

She'll raise her daughters to be dummycrats, though they'll have 4 kids before they are old enough to vote.

an Utopia!Nina, <a h... (Below threshold)
Nina:
I'd be more concerned as t... (Below threshold)

I'd be more concerned as to why mommy is a mutated talking squirrel before I'd be concerned with her political ideology.

Wow, what arrogance. Of cou... (Below threshold)

Wow, what arrogance. Of course my Republican leanings mean I don't want my kids to be educated or share.

It reminds me of a stupid shirt I saw on a hippie Mom when I took my son to Gymboree last year. It said:

"Because I care about my children, I vote Democratic."

Implying, of course, that my Republican vote means I don't care about my kids. Right. It is this kind of idiocy that poisons the national debate to such a degree that it makes any rational discussion futile.

I could have written his bi... (Below threshold)
epador:

I could have written his biography with no prior knowledge. Its self explanatory. I love the aspect that explains why no daddy squirrel: he doesn't have a wife, but a partner.

http://littledemocrats.net/aboutus.html

Its ALL ABOUT US. ;-)

***Democrats make su... (Below threshold)
billy:

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Democrats make sure the whiny brats get to play with your toys, just like mommy does.

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Democrats make it safe for thugs to steal your toys and kick your dog, just like mommy does.

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Democrats make sure children can go to a public school to learn how to use drugs and deny their morals, just like mommy does.

"Mommy is a Democrat becaus... (Below threshold)
Lord Zoltar:

"Mommy is a Democrat because she is an MSM journalist and she doesn't want to lose her job."

Democrats take your toys aw... (Below threshold)
Phinn:

Democrats take your toys away from you by force and give them to people who spend their money on alcohol and illegal drugs, just like Mommy does.

Democrats keep you in a state of total dependence bordering on slavery, just like Mommy does.

Democrats use schools to indoctrinate children in a collectivist mentality so it's easier to control them later on, just like Mommy does.

Which is also why you have ... (Below threshold)
Pat:

Which is also why you have no Daddy around

Democraps have your welfare... (Below threshold)
jhow66:

Democraps have your welfare check delivered to your door so you don't have to walk to the box because "mommy" is to lazy.

Priceless (and damn near im... (Below threshold)

Priceless (and damn near impossible to parody since it already reads as such)

"Keeping safe" is staying out of the way of elephants, eh? Well, I guess if THAT's all that's needed to be safe, Mommy Squirrel will be handing out the burkhas to little Sally Squirrel and teaching them how to be good dhimmis

Just like the Democrats

[rolls eyes]

On the "school" page the background image has a graduate standing on the steps of a college with a big sign next to him $160,000 Admission. Ooo...what subtle message of values is that trying to convey?

Democrats collect nuts, jus... (Below threshold)
KBdaBear:

Democrats collect nuts, just like Mommy does..

Now I know why I love cats..

Democrats know what's best ... (Below threshold)
jlv:

Democrats know what's best for everyone, just like Mommy does.

1. Democrats ascribe to the... (Below threshold)
clark smith:

1. Democrats ascribe to the socialist ideal of the redistribution of wealth, just like Mommy does.

2. Democrats confuse a foreign policy of appeasement with that of safety, just like Mommy does.

3. Democrats see schools as moonbat training camps for children, just like Mommy does.

I corrected all of the text... (Below threshold)

I corrected all of the text, Kev. Read it here.

1. Democrats teach you to a... (Below threshold)

1. Democrats teach you to assume the posistion, just like "mommy" and his boy friend, Ted
2. Democrats want you fear those who are different, and convince you you'll always be too small to have a voice without them (while the elephant doesn't even notice or care, since he is too busy watching the crazy looking hobo)
3. Democrats send their kids to a marxist indoctrination, just like mommy does.

Mommy thinks it's OK to let... (Below threshold)
Taz:

Mommy thinks it's OK to let the wierd guy in the hat, who is a convicted child molester, go everywhere that children are within reach.

And make deals with the administrators of the $160,000 school, to be a "school teacher".

That guy is really creepy!

*shaking head* This is beyo... (Below threshold)

*shaking head* This is beyond words...

Mommy is a Democrat for the... (Below threshold)

Mommy is a Democrat for the same reason you don't have more brothers and sisters. Thank goodness your Granny wasn't one or none of us would be here.

First Pix:Democrats ... (Below threshold)
-S-:

First Pix:
Democrats demand socialism and that way, everyone gets to hold the toys at least once before they're forced on someone else.

Second Pix:
Democrats teach fear and hate as political ideology and that way, just like Mommy does, hate and fear is what we feel when other people's political ideologies pass us by.

Third Pix:
Democrats make sure that teachers and unions get ever increasing amounts of taxpayer dollars without taxpayers' permission and that way, just like Mommy does, students continue to learn less and less and schools cost more and more.

Squirrels are rodents. Jus... (Below threshold)
-S-:

Squirrels are rodents. Just in case anyone doesn't already know that. I thought the "book" was parody, I really did.

Just replace the word "Demo... (Below threshold)
edmcgon:

Just replace the word "Democrats" with "Big Government", and you pretty much have the Democratic party's philosophy in a nutshell (pardon the pun).

Democrats make sure childre... (Below threshold)
Yogurt:

Democrats make sure children go to public schools so that they can get an education suitable for Wal-Mart like Mommy

#1 Democrats want to take a... (Below threshold)
LCVRWC:

#1 Democrats want to take away your toys, then give them to the guys in their own "Special Club."

#2 Mommy sees pink elephants *all* the time.

#3 Mommy is going to school to get her GED and get offa Welfare.

Is the 'rich' aka 'evil Rep... (Below threshold)

Is the 'rich' aka 'evil Republican' aka 'gives more to charity than Democrats instead of taking money from others to give to charity on their behalf like Democrats' woman in the top picture holding an elephant? I thought it was a dog, but it seems to have a trunk. Fortunately the man is reading about tax reform, he seems pretty content, heck with the cuts I'll bet his company can hire some more people, although probably not the creepy guy that hangs around on park benches watching kids...

Did anyone notice that in t... (Below threshold)

Did anyone notice that in the toys pic, three of the blocks spell out the word "RAT!"

Why is there a bum in a tat... (Below threshold)
moseby:

Why is there a bum in a tattered trench coat and ballcap in the background? WTF?

I think the bum in the back... (Below threshold)
Megan:

I think the bum in the background is Al Gore after losing the 2000 election. Although he's not ranting and raving like a lunatic (mayber he's tired).

...because you're mommy's l... (Below threshold)
tacitblue:

...because you're mommy's little baby, and you need mommy for everything. You need taken care of. You need protected. You're not going anywhere. Without mommy you'd be cold and alone. You need mommy to watch you and make sure you are a good person. Wouldn't that be nice, if mommy could watch everybody and make sure they were good people? Never betray mommy. I Said You Are Not Leaving. Mommy is watching you.

Why Daddy Is A Republican:<... (Below threshold)
tacitblue:

Why Daddy Is A Republican:

...because I want you to grow up believing that you can do amazing things if you try hard enough. I want you to know that there are such things as good and bad, and I want you to be able to tell the difference. I want you to be able to protect yourself and those others who need it. I want you to go out into the world and make it your own.

Some of these comments are ... (Below threshold)
WrongWingLiberal:

Some of these comments are just plain scary.

Funniest one is the first one, juvenile, but funny.

Interesting so many Wizbangers have issues with single parents.

#1) Mommy makes sure we wil... (Below threshold)
crow:

#1) Mommy makes sure we will know how to bow before our Islamic overlords.

#2) Mommy is more afraid of Republicans than she is of flashers in the park.

#3) Mommy would never let the mouse know when it's going to be squashed by a book.

Mommy won't let you say any... (Below threshold)

Mommy won't let you say any naughty words on TV because Mommy says that's un-Godly.

Mommy will throw you in jail for experimenting with drugs.

Mommy will take all your money and give it to lazy people.

Mommy will take away your means of protection, leaving you more volnerable to rapists.

QUOTE: "Page 2: Democrats make sure those big scary republican truth-speakers have no influence over their children - just like Mommy does."

Oh, come on. Republicans are just as bad as Democrats, if not worse.

QUOTE: "I read a Winnie the Pooh book a while ago and in it he doesn't want to give up half of his honey jars to the needy because he might need to put honey in them some day. Then that liberal douche bag Christopher Robin convinced him to give more than half. And did you ever notice how Winnie doesn't wear any pants? Disney is now nothing but purveyors of child porn and communist propaganda."

It's not Communist it Winnie the Pooh gives it away voluntarily. It's only Communist if he is forced to. Capitalism is all about voluntary, mutual consent.

QUOTE: "They should all have the same caption; 'Democrats want to totally control you and every aspect of your life because they think you're incapable of handling things yourself, just like Mommy does.'"

Exactly.

QUOTE: "Why does this book depict Dems as squirrels, not donkeys?"

The official mascot of the Democratic Party is a Rooster, not a Donkey.

QUOTE: "Wow. I'm 22 and I still don't know for certain which way my parents vote. Of course, I have a fair idea, but every time I ask them, they've always said 'That's between me and the ballot box, I don't want my opinions on politics to influence yours.'"

I convinced, somehow, my Democratic grandmother to vote Libertarian in this past election. She couldn't stand Bush (who can?), but she couldn't stand Kerry, either. I think she made the right choice.

QUOTE: "Democrats make sure children can go to a public school to learn how to use drugs and deny their morals, just like mommy does."

You're very confused. Mommy hates drugs, and will throw you in jail for years and years just for using something as safe and non-addictive as pot. She thinks that's "protecting" you. (See page two.)

QUOTE: "Democrats collect nuts, just like Mommy does..

"Now I know why I love cats.."

Except for the killing of innocent things, cats are the most Libertarian, independant animals I can think of.

QUOTE: "2. Democrats confuse a foreign policy of appeasement with that of safety, just like Mommy does."

Republicans confuse a foreign policy of poking-bee-hives with that of safety, just like Mommy.

QUOTE: "Just replace the word 'Democrats' with 'Big Government', and you pretty much have the Democratic party's philosophy in a nutshell (pardon the pun)."

Republicans and Democrats sure do love Big Government. Very true.

QUOTE: "Did anyone notice that in the toys pic, three of the blocks spell out the word 'RAT!'"

Those letters are needed in spelling the word "Democrat," which, although there were clearly not enough blocks, I believe that's the word they were spelling.

QUOTE: "Why Daddy Is A Republican:

"...because I want you to grow up believing that you can do amazing things if you try hard enough. I want you to know that there are such things as good and bad, and I want you to be able to tell the difference. I want you to be able to protect yourself and those others who need it. I want you to go out into the world and make it your own."

Daddy is a Republican so that, when you don't listen to Mommy, she has someone to turn to to get a belt and enforce her rules.

Someone was actually paid t... (Below threshold)
Winterbear:

Someone was actually paid to write this fantastic pap? Worse yet, some company actually published it?
Hmm, I'm thinking Squirrel Stew is appropriate.

"Democrats make sure those ... (Below threshold)
Christopher Schiebel:

"Democrats make sure those big scary republican truth-speakers..."

Bwahahaha! I don't care what the hell your party is, if it's political, it's part lie. I might be Dem, but there could just as easily be a book like this for Reps too...

I love seeing efforts by pa... (Below threshold)
Walker:

I love seeing efforts by parents to pass on their most deeply held values to their kids. It's just an important part of raising a child, giving them the judgment and character to succeed in the world.

But seeing parents trying to pass on their political affiliation to their kids, that's a different story. Teaching kids that early to unquestioningly revere a political party, and to see non-Democrats as enemies of the family, is simply wrong. It reminds me of Chinese communist propaganda art.

I'm a die-hard Democrat, so I think that if you teach your kids good values and independent thinking, they'll end up picking Democrats in national races, even without the parental brainwashing. But kids should be able to reach those conclusions themselves, to think independently and decide their own vote.

I hope the Republicans out there don't respond in kind to this book. Seeing some of the replies on this page, this book is just more fuel on the partisan fire and it'll further pollute the tone of politics. I hope Republicans and Democrats can look at something like this for the pointless crap that it is, and try harder to understand each other and work together toward common goals and solutions to common problems (of which there are PLENTY).

Hey you idiots who are ridi... (Below threshold)
Feasors:

Hey you idiots who are ridiculing or demonizing this book. The book is a parody and is a response to "Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!" Read or watch something other than Fox News every once in a while.

Continued sucess of our gre... (Below threshold)
Weidmanp:

Continued sucess of our great democracy depends upon decent moral values, some intellect, a lot of work, some tolerance, some maturity, and a lot of responsibility. Sad and so frightening to see to see the aapparent lack of these essential elements of freedom in many of the above responses from countrymen. I do indeed shudder as I contemplate the future of this great nation.

1. Democrats like spending ... (Below threshold)
Michael:

1. Democrats like spending other people's money, just like mommy does.

2. Democrats play politics with other people's safety, just like mommy does.

3. Democrats don't believe you should be allowed to take your religious beliefs to school with you, just like mommy doesn't.

Actually, both your mommies... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Actually, both your mommies are democrats.

Is this the boy mommy or th... (Below threshold)
The Gleaner's Blade:

Is this the boy mommy or the 2nd mommy? I get confused...then again, they are dumb-o-crats! A book written about and by decent people are usually considered politically incorrect by dumb-o-crats. They appease and then run for cover when the s**t hits the fan. Apparently one or two of you dumb-o-crats read and watch Fox occasionally and that is a good sign that one day you'll see the big picture; or at least you might get a clue as to what family values are.

correction... book written ... (Below threshold)
The Gleaner's Blade:

correction... book written about and by decent people "is" usually considered politically incorrect by dumb-o-crats.

We admit and correct our mistakes. What has the drunken murderer fessed up to?

Why so much hate? If you d... (Below threshold)
No Harm:

Why so much hate? If you don't like it, then just agree to disagree. Isn't there enough of this elsewhere in the world? As Martin Luther King, Jr. so nobly said, "Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."

Mommy's a Moonbat cause she... (Below threshold)
Rob Lee:

Mommy's a Moonbat cause she's as smart as her kids.

Feasors, actually, go to Li... (Below threshold)
Mike:

Feasors, actually, go to Littledemocrats.net. That is the site that is selling the book, and it does not seem to be a parody, but a serious (from their point of view) children's book. Maybe you should actually research something before you use name-calling against those who obviously know more about the subject than you do.

This mommy is a democrat be... (Below threshold)
tracy:

This mommy is a democrat because she was taught by her parents that hate is not a family value.

This mommy is a democrat because she understands that although she was born into a white, happy and privileged family, not every one has the same opportunity that she has had

This mommy is a democrat understands that not every poor person is lazy, not every homeless person should just go out and get a job, she understands that so many are mentally ill
She knows this because she has volunteered at the homeless shelters.

This mommy is a democrat who will teach her children how important it is to work hard for everything you want in life, to understand that some people won't, and try not to become too bitter over that......Sometimes life's not fair so get over it

This mommy is a democrat because she was taught by her parents that not everyone thinks the same way, believes in the same things, has the same god, and that this is ok

This mommy is a democrat and understands that the needs of the many will always out weight the needs of the few

This mommy understands that in order to live in a great country, taxes must be paid, and don't mind to pay them. It's a pretty good return!!!

This mommy is a democrat, who loves her country and respects differences in people, who prays every night for thoses fighting in Iraq and wonders why they are really are there.

This mommy is a democrat who loves her husband and wishes he diden't work two jobs because his went overseas. But that's ok, real daddys not only take care of thier wife and kids, but are willing to help your wife and kids out when he can.

This mommy is a democrat who understands that it DOES take a village to raise a child

This mommy is a democrat who can't wait until November 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mommy wasn't born into a wh... (Below threshold)
carissa:

Mommy wasn't born into a white, overpriveledged family, she was born in a low income squirrel nest provided by the government because her mother was too busy pushing crank to work and get health insurance...

yes carissa, we know your m... (Below threshold)
jimmy:

yes carissa, we know your mom was a crackho, who taught you to correct the spelling of a word like "privileged" so that it reads "overpriveledged". better start learning how to give good BJs so your rich husband doesn't toss you out on your ass next to the guy in the park with the baseball cap

Missing the point here kids... (Below threshold)
Scott:

Missing the point here kids...squirrel hunting is legal in almost every state! No Limits!

books like this scare me...is there a book for Republicans as well? Curious!

This book is awesome, I hig... (Below threshold)
nick:

This book is awesome, I highly recommend it

Mommy is a Democrat because... (Below threshold)
Jeremy:

Mommy is a Democrat because she is a big disgusting lesbian and believes it's important to teach her young that it's OK to be "different" and lead a sinful devient lifestlye and still be like normal people.

Wow. Take a simple, silly ... (Below threshold)
dkw:

Wow. Take a simple, silly little book and come up with some really hateful, nasty comments. How interesting. Do you guys ever actually debate real issues on any sites, or do you stay on these where you can just stick to the basics - being hateful? I found this website by mistake, but i sure hope it isn't the least bit representative of what this country is about. I only read one reasonable response. Scary.

In all the suggestions in t... (Below threshold)
Vivifant:

In all the suggestions in this message board how to substitute the captions I can see only hate and no serious argument. It seems this book hit a nerve with rednecks und wannabelimboughs... :-) Why don't you write a book for children detailing how good it is to live off the crumbs dropped by the rich, how great it is to have no health insurance, how brilliant it is to invade sovereign countries against the advise of the world community, how nice it is to conserve the right of this generation to plunder the planet, how wonderful the world is with NRA fanatics having the right to run around with sub machine guns and all the other lofty goals promoted by the GOP to bring death and sorrow to this world .... The kids will truly appreciate.....

Wow, "hit a nerve" is an un... (Below threshold)
ochs_phil:

Wow, "hit a nerve" is an understatement. The comments no this board in reaction to an inconsequential little puff book are quite telling - telling of thin skin. For years and years Limbaugh and dozens of his imitators, and then finally an administration and an entire party, put forth the message that anyone not lining up with their values simply HAD no values, and that liberal was a dirty word, and on and on and on. So in their minds, it's fine to take the stand of "anyone who doesn't agree with us is insane" but let a children's book dare to argue for the other side, and whoa, that's DIFFERENT. Hell hath no fury like a Republican scorne-- er, like a Republican who lost in November, apparently.

Mommy is a democrat because... (Below threshold)
Ethan:

Mommy is a democrat because, unlike most of the people who posted here, she likes an open, honest discussion of facts and ideas, not ad-hominem attacks on people who are different. I find it interesting that the people writing about rape and murder in response to a childrens book truly believe they are on the moral high ground. I'm not sure if I'm more sickened or saddened.

I felt a little jaded after... (Below threshold)
Jenni:

I felt a little jaded after reading the sample pages. Regardless of any positive message the author had in mind it is still creepy. As a mother of a young child the stranger issue is not to be taken lightly. Children need to learn appropriate boundaries. While caring for the welfare of others is an important lesson to learn at all ages, safety is as well. Still after reading the comments I am even more put off.

Mommy is single.
Mommy is below the poverty level.
Mommy works her a** of at college.
Mommy takes good care of her little one.
Mommy is not ashamed of asking for help.
Mommy knows one day she will help others too.
Mommy has gotten over the fact that daddy owns his own business but does less than his fare share financially.
Where in the h*** is daddy anyways? -He sure left real quickly when mommy held him to his word.
Mommy votes republican
because she believes there is one right and wrong.
because all human life is sacred.
because she knows if she works hard she can reach her goals.

This is propaganda pure and... (Below threshold)
Gorgonzola:

This is propaganda pure and simple.

Governments don't provide the things claimed in this book. Politicians don't. Democrats most assuredly do not, although I'm sure that they would like to convince everyone that they do. They don't, and they shouldn't.

This is the most disgraceful form of propaganda. It takes place against children, too young to intellectually defend themselves against such propaganda. This book could have come right out of the school of a communist country with a politically oppressive dictatorship like Cuba.

How someone could consider "progressive" the brainwashing of children by their very own PARENTS through such rubbish is beyond me.

Quote from Vaclav Havel's s... (Below threshold)
Radhi:

Quote from Vaclav Havel's speech to UN World Summit for Children, 1990, re politicians & children:"But I have seen even greater perversities . . . I saw Hitler waving in a friendly way to fanaticized little girls of Hitlerjugend; I saw the mass murderer Stalin kissing a child wearing the red communist youth-organization scarf, a child whose parents ended up like so many others in gulags; I saw Gottwald, the Stalin of Czechoslovakia, joking with young miners, the builders of socialism who were later to become cripples; I saw the Iraqi President Hussein patting the children of his hostages on the head, hostages whom he now says he is ready to have shot.

Why don't you write a book... (Below threshold)
Kat:

Why don't you write a book for children detailing how good it is to live off the crumbs dropped by the rich,
-- first off it is the democrats that are stealing from me in the form of taxes to give to welfare families. You have no right to do that when they can go out and get a job themself. What are you talking about living off the crumbs of the rich? Are you talking about when they buy a Cadillac escalade or a Yacht or a 10 million dollar house? Tell that to the people who make a living by making that SUV and Ship and building that house and wiring it. Heck talk to your favorite John Kerry and have another Chivas Ted Kennedy. They are so wealthy and his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry wouldn't even give a penny to help all the people devasted by floods in the area that she has a house in. All of your rich democrats don't practice what they preach. They could live in a modest $700k house and give the rest to the poor. Do they? Heck no because they want me who makes $100k a year and raising a family to give more and yes this amount is between what me and my husband makes. There is proof that republicans are more generous in giving to charities then democrats because democrats believe they should be taken care of by the govt which ultimatly comes from every working person in this country. (stealing) (communism)

how great it is to have no health insurance,
---first off health insurance is not a right granted by our constitution. Look at Canada and ask the people who have to wait 8 months to a year or more to get elective surgery because it is not worth it for a doctor to practice so they have less doctors than the US. Second off, the only people that don't have health care are the ones that work and refuse to be on welfare. Welfare pigs get it. They are leeches on the ass of society. Hospital bills are so high because of what needs to be collected from people who receive care and don't pay for it. Illegal immigrants get it when they pour over the border and need medical help. Hospitals won't turn them down. People who work in corporations get it.

how brilliant it is to invade sovereign countries against the advise of the world community,
---and listen to the UN. They are so damn corrupt. The UN isn't around to solve problems in the world. They were taking money off of Saddam and looking the other way while he killed millions of his people. They do nothing for the people in Dar Fur. The world community are lilly livered pansies and you want our country to be the same way. Do you think those terrorists are ever going to roll over and submit. NO. They know all you dem pansies are weak and don't have the stomach to keep it up against them. They are like a rabid rottweiler. Do you pat one of them on the head and say good doggy and hope it doesn't rip your throat out. No you shoot it. The terrorist will never submit if you go over there and just give them a hug. They feel no sympathy, they are a killing machine that is all they know. They only respect strength and weakness. And if they ever do make it to US and take over the dems will be the first they kill off due to their sexual depravity.

how nice it is to conserve the right of this generation to plunder the planet,
---don't think the human is so great that it can take down this planet. The planet and nature is so powerful that it can take care of itself. The ones doing the most damage to the planet are the environmentalist. The Toyota Prius plant in Ontario is killing all plants and vegetation in the area due to the Nickel that is provided to make the "enviromentally safe car". This planet will be around long after man has vanished and it will thrive.

how wonderful the world is with NRA fanatics having the right to run around with sub machine
---HELLO the people that belong to the NRA are good law abiding citizens. The whacko fanactics that go around and kill people with them are all inner city thugs. All the inner city problems were created by the democrats gawd awful welfare plan. The inner city thugs who carry guns don't join the NRA, they don't buy guns legally, .

guns and all the other lofty goals promoted by the GOP to bring death and sorrow to this world .... The kids will truly appreciate.....
---the democrats have brought more death and sorrow to this world then anybody. Jimmy Carter probably single handedly screwed up this world more than anybody and the effects will be long felt with North Korea and Iran working on getting Nuclear weapons. How about we do this. How about the US pulls it military out of every single country in this world. Let's just roll over and show them how weak you want us to be. In good faith, why don't we give North Korea and Iran all of our Nuclear weapons then let's bet how long it takes them to blow up the major cities in the US. I say a month. I am glad that I don't live near a major city that they would probably hit. I hope I am far enough away from two of them not to get radiation poisoning.

Sorry, I don't think so. I want my kids to grow up in a US that is safe. Have they attacked us since 9/11 NO. They hit us 3 times when Clinton was in office cuz they knew he was a pansy and wouldn't go after them which he didn't. That is why it escalated into 9/11.

i am surprised that democra... (Below threshold)
Frank:

i am surprised that democrats have children to read books to

this blog is the 2nd result... (Below threshold)
YK:

this blog is the 2nd result for googling, "why mommy is a democrat," and while i am not a republican, i found the sample pages to be quite scary. yes, adopt these values because your mommy said so. sorry for the day the children are beaten by their democratic parents. and they are left with, mommy beats me because she's a democrat. who told this guy to write children's books? i've never seen such shadiness as all democrats are nurturing protectors who want the best for everyone and are willing to share everything! while republicans do not share toys, and are selfish nincompoops who will throw their own children in the way of an elephant to get trampled upon because as we all know children are a major financial drain. especially if you buy them 10 dollar p.o.s. like this. notice how he doesn't say in what field he received his b.a. or ph.d. doubt it was political science.

Ok, all, a few comments.</p... (Below threshold)
Jonathan:

Ok, all, a few comments.

1. I am a nuetral party, all things considered.

2. Why is it that one side can't correct the other's injustices without adding a slam to the end of the paragraph? (yes i can spell paragraph, for those with much wit out there)

3. Respect is a human value that should be on both sides of the coin, Republican or Democrat. For instance, I'm in the Air National Guard, I might not agree with Bush, but he is my Commander in Chief, so i will give him my respect, and also to the next person to become my President, no matter who it is. Stop being petty and slamming each other.

4. You could always not buy the book...

It's not propaganda, it's i... (Below threshold)
jamie:

It's not propaganda, it's indoctrination.

Hitler said, "Give me the child til he is five, and he is mine." The idea has been verified by hundreds of researchers; what a child learns up to the age when he or she goes to primary school is critical in how he or she develops over time.

Language like this seems innocuous. But if you've ever studied linguistics, you can turn the words inside out. All these "democratic" values held by Mommy imply that if she were anything but a Democrat, she'd have other, bad values. A child is very simple. There is only good and bad. Mommy is good, therefore whatever Mommy doesn't agree with is bad.

I teach my children morals through stories, not by indoctrinating them. (This is a book, but by no means a story.) I love it that children of other races are all brown -- light or dark -- and that they don't distinguish between them. And that they're asking me about God, and how Heaven works, and why people do bad things and why they do good things.

Books like this are libellious trash, if only by what they imply but do not say. Language is not a weapon with which we infect our children; it is a tool through which we bring the best out in them. A child is not a tabula raza to be written upon or programmed; he is a reasonable (really) being who can be taught to think for himself. Only people who don't know how to manage children to begin with would read trash like this to their children.

1. Democrats make sure the ... (Below threshold)

1. Democrats make sure the things we play with are absolutely no fun, because they don't want socialized healthcare to cost too much due to the psychological issues that apparently come up from video games and entertainment, which Democrats enjoy limiting, because Mommy doesn't like parenting herself.

2. Democrats make sure that taxes and minimum wage levels are high so that more people end up unemployed, so that Mommy and the PTA feel like their excessive safety laws now have a purpose. She also doesn't want us running or learning self defense because the Democrats will protect us.

3. (I propose using the one Random Yak submitted about 2 years ago)

All I have to say is... (Below threshold)
Tommy Towne:

All I have to say is
"Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!"

Mommy is a Republican becau... (Below threshold)
NYC Liberal:

Mommy is a Republican because:
1. Her kids have health insurance, so to hell with the kids who don't.
2. Her kids can afford college, so to hell with the kids who can't.
3. Her kids have a comfortable home, so to hell with the kids whose parents haven't received a minimum wage increase in years.
4. Her kids don't have to join the military (and fight in Bush's unnecessary war) in order to afford college.
5. Her kids have straight parents, the only kind who are absolutely guaranteed to be loving and responsible.
6. Her kids are picked up in SUVs because she knows that global warming is a myth.
7. Her kids can look forward to getting their very own assault weapons some day.

Ok, to the NYCrack-head Lib... (Below threshold)
JK:

Ok, to the NYCrack-head Liberal who just posted:

1. lived without health insurance all my life, cause we couldn'y afford it in a family of nine.

2. Never had so much as an allowance, never mind college money from my parents.

3. Now have a semi-comfortable home that took our family eight years to build ourselves. have lived in trailers in past times.

4. Currently in the military so i can afford college. i'll nave you know everyone i know in Iraq volunteered. suck it.

5. No-one's done any gay bashing here to my knowledge, and sarcasm isn't the best way to make a point.

6. Stereotyping everything you've heard from the media in general doesn't make you seem any smarter. i drive a small vehicle that gets 28 mpg. Repubs are responsible too believe it or not.

7. I was raised without weapons, whatever you're implying.

i've opened a moot e-mail account for people who would like to discuss this more thouroughly.

[email protected]

Responding to the NYC Liber... (Below threshold)
A Libertarian -- Not a Republican:

Responding to the NYC Liberal:

"1. Her kids have health insurance, so to hell with the kids who don't."

The federal government is the last entity that should be trusted to take care of poor people. We have a federal government that regularly uses poor people to fight statist, corporate wars for its own profit.

Considering the amount of beuracracy, and the fact that the taxes for socialized medicine would probably be paid for by the lower-middle class and those who are already relatively poor (for AMericans), and considering socialized medicine will probably be corrupt, increased taxes for health insurance would probably hurt the poor more than help them.

The alternative -- let the free market decide the cost of medical treatment; medical treatment stays between the patient and the doctor, without a corrupt businessman/government pocketing your money and charging you for inadequate medical care.

"2. Her kids can afford college, so to hell with the kids who can't."

Many colleges are "need-blind". In fact, many Ivy League colleges offer to pay FULL TUITION for families making under 50,000/year.

In addition, community colleges and libraries supply the same education for much lower prices, despite the lack of the piece of paper that comes with it.

The corruption in public schools is also another consequence of increased government role in our private lives.

"3. Her kids have a comfortable home, so to hell with the kids whose parents haven't received a minimum wage increase in years."

Minimum wages are not market defined; therefore, when the Democrats force minimum wage, business, especially small businesses, must lay off workers, increasing unemployment.

The free market can handle poverty far better than minimum wage laws; the problem is too much government, not enough.

"4. Her kids don't have to join the military (and fight in Bush's unnecessary war) in order to afford college."

Neither does anyone else. Federal loans; community college; scholarships; good test scores; tons of other alternatives.

The high number of poor people in the army probably has a lot more to do with the use of recruiters in underfunded high schools than being "forced" to enter the military to pay for shit.

Furthermore, the Democrats are NOT anti-war. Clinton, Obama, Edwards, and everyone on the ballot outside of Kucinich have either voted for th war, voted for troop increases, or crafted some form of sick policy to keep the United States in the war.

Real republican Republicans, however, like the honorable Ron Paul of Texas, who is running in the Republican primaries, have (or has, because there's really only one) voted against the war due to the inherent abuse of power involved in pre-emptive, agressive, and deceitful wars like the one on Iraq.


"5. Her kids have straight parents, the only kind who are absolutely guaranteed to be loving and responsible."

I take the libertarian position -- let the family raise its kids as gay as it pleases, they'll be phased out of the gene pool as soon as possible.


"6. Her kids are picked up in SUVs because she knows that global warming is a myth."

That, or she knows that the atmosphere is fucked anyway because of China and volcanoes.

"7. Her kids can look forward to getting their very own assault weapons some day."

It's called the 2nd amendment. When the ATF comes for your kids due to their religion, or the Oakland PD comes for your kids because of some asshole's bullshit tipoff, you'll know why our forefathers wanted us to cherish the great equalizer.

That, plus increased gun availability lowers crime rates by, in your own liberal-type terms, "evening the playing field". If my kids had assault rifles, I wouldn't worry what time they got home, and they wouldn't have to wait five to sixthousand minutes for the police to show up if they feel like it.

Wow, the commenters here ar... (Below threshold)
LOL:

Wow, the commenters here are really funny in an uninformed, hate, hate, hate, sort of way. You make laugh, and me proud to be liberal. Thanks

maybe the majority of human... (Below threshold)
o.O:

maybe the majority of humans are just fundamentally incompetent and selfish to the point where we will never truly be free from eachother's control and exist as a race of individuals.

i forgot who said this concerning society but o well:

"From bondage to spiritual faith to courage to abundance to complacency to apathy; & from apathy to dependence back into bondage"

my mommy is a demoscat. i l... (Below threshold)

my mommy is a demoscat. i love whipp

My mommy is a democrat is a... (Below threshold)

My mommy is a democrat is a very selfish book. this book will not share any information with me about what it is about. my son found this on the internet and asked me what a democrat is. I DEMAND COMPENSTATION. ps.....i like nuts in my mouth, except black nuts. just the white ones

The best line in the book i... (Below threshold)
Mia Jamia:

The best line in the book is "democrats make sure everyone share". The kicker, MAKE SURE!. Like we will steal from you to give to someone that will vote for us.

republicans confuse me.... (Below threshold)

republicans confuse me.




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