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Somethings are so stupid you just can't make them up...
But wait it gets much so much worse...
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I think we can come up with three good captions to replace that text with. Any takers?
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Comments (92)
'cause mommy likes nuts in ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by MacStansbury | December 4, 2005 12:40 AM | Score: -3 (9 votes cast)
'cause mommy likes nuts in her mouth.
1. Posted by MacStansbury | December 4, 2005 12:40 AM |
Score: -3 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 00:40
2. Posted by SATerp | December 4, 2005 12:42 AM | Score: -3 (7 votes cast)
Wow. Just, wow.
2. Posted by SATerp | December 4, 2005 12:42 AM |
Score: -3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 00:42
3. Posted by mcg | December 4, 2005 12:51 AM | Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
'Cos Democrats would lock both of your deadbeat dads for lack of child support---just like Mommy would---even though I didn't tell them you even existed until you were five.
3. Posted by mcg | December 4, 2005 12:51 AM |
Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 00:51
4. Posted by Random Yak | December 4, 2005 12:56 AM | Score: -1 (9 votes cast)
Page 1: Democrats make sure the poor people stay on their park benches and out of our toyboxes...just like Mommy does.
Page 2: Democrats make sure those big scary republican truth-speakers have no influence over their children - just like Mommy does.
Page 3: Democrats make sure their children are educated by/with/about fruits and nuts...just like Mommy does.
Note that on page 3 it became a "choose your own way" type of story so that everyone can pick what's right in his own eyes - just like Mommy does.
4. Posted by Random Yak | December 4, 2005 12:56 AM |
Score: -1 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 00:56
5. Posted by ed | December 4, 2005 1:17 AM | Score: -3 (7 votes cast)
Hmmm.
Well there's no real way to parody this. It's pretty much a parody all by itself.
Just who is the demographic for this bit of nonsense?
5. Posted by ed | December 4, 2005 1:17 AM |
Score: -3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 01:17
6. Posted by Inyarear | December 4, 2005 1:51 AM | Score: -5 (9 votes cast)
Why Mommy is a Dhimmicrat:
1. Dhimmicrats make sure all our toys get taken away and given to people who hate us and want to rape and murder us all, just like Mommy does.
2. Dhimmicrats make sure that when thugs and bullies attack us, we'll all lie down peacefully to get raped and murdered, just like Mommy does.
3. Dhimmicrats make sure that all children have to go to school so that teachers can rape them and bullies can murder them, just like Mommy does.
6. Posted by Inyarear | December 4, 2005 1:51 AM |
Score: -5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 01:51
7. Posted by Justin B | December 4, 2005 2:41 AM | Score: -3 (11 votes cast)
1. Democrats make sure that when Mommy wants to kill her other little babies, she doesn't have to tell Daddy first.
2. Democrats make sure you can kill your little babies too without even having to tell Mommy or Daddy.
7. Posted by Justin B | December 4, 2005 2:41 AM |
Score: -3 (11 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 02:41
8. Posted by jc | December 4, 2005 2:58 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
I read a Winnie the Pooh book a while ago and in it he doesn't want to give up half of his honey jars to the needy because he might need to put honey in them some day. Then that liberal douche bag Christopher Robin convinced him to give more than half. And did you ever notice how Winnie doesn't wear any pants? Disney is now nothing but purveyors of child porn and communist propaganda.
8. Posted by jc | December 4, 2005 2:58 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 02:58
9. Posted by Omni | December 4, 2005 3:04 AM | Score: -1 (9 votes cast)
They should all have the same caption; "Democrats want to totally control you and every aspect of your life because they think you're incapable of handling things yourself, just like Mommy does."
9. Posted by Omni | December 4, 2005 3:04 AM |
Score: -1 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 03:04
10. Posted by GaijinBiker | December 4, 2005 3:05 AM | Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
Why does this book depict Dems as squirrels, not donkeys?
And does anyone else find it interesting that Momma Squirrel is apparently a single mother?
10. Posted by GaijinBiker | December 4, 2005 3:05 AM |
Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 03:05
11. Posted by Lizzie | December 4, 2005 3:13 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Wow. I'm 22 and I still don't know for certain which way my parents vote. Of course, I have a fair idea, but every time I ask them, they've always said "That's between me and the ballot box, I don't want my opinions on politics to influence yours."
Having seen "Why Mommy is a Democrat", I really respect my parents for letting me be my own person.
11. Posted by Lizzie | December 4, 2005 3:13 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 03:13
12. Posted by D. C. Russell | December 4, 2005 3:23 AM | Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
In Prince George's County, MD, EVERY county and state elected official is a Democrat.
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"Democrats make sure we are always safe . . ."
The county has the highest murder rate in the Washington, DC, area and second highest in the state. A more accurate caption might be:
"Democrats make sure we are always in danger . . ."
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"Democrats make sure children can go to school . . ."
The county has the worst schools in the Washington, DC, area; second worst in the state. Fights are commonplace. The head of the school system recently resigned while being investigated by the FBI. One of his top assistants has recently been convicted on federal drug money laundering charges, and indicted for witness tampering. So a better caption here might be something like:
"Democrats make sure we go to school to learn about crime and corruption, which are more important than learning to read and write . . ."
12. Posted by D. C. Russell | December 4, 2005 3:23 AM |
Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 03:23
13. Posted by jc | December 4, 2005 3:31 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
1. Democrats don't understand that you need eight blocks to spell "democrat," just like mommy doesn't.
2. Democrats have illegitimate children with blue eyes and Ted-Kennedy-shaped heads, just like brown-eyed mommy does. (And don't give me that recessive gene crap).
3. Democrats expose themselves in public, just like mommy does.
13. Posted by jc | December 4, 2005 3:31 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 03:31
14. Posted by Beth | December 4, 2005 3:58 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Democrats hide their stash on the children, just like their crack-whore Mommy does. (So that big bad elephant cop won't haul her off to jail again?)
WTF is with the elephant in the "safe" picture? Hilarious!
14. Posted by Beth | December 4, 2005 3:58 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 03:58
15. Posted by fatman | December 4, 2005 5:38 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Why is Mommy a Democrat? Because Mommy is dumber than a bucket of hair.
15. Posted by fatman | December 4, 2005 5:38 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 05:38
16. Posted by Cindermutha | December 4, 2005 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Those are some scary looking mutant/alien squirrels. See what tinfoil hats will do to your ears.
16. Posted by Cindermutha | December 4, 2005 8:44 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 08:44
17. Posted by McGehee | December 4, 2005 8:47 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
"Because Mommy doesn't want us to ever grow up -- just like Mommy didn't."
17. Posted by McGehee | December 4, 2005 8:47 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 08:47
18. Posted by Socratease | December 4, 2005 8:48 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Democrats: The party for those who need a Mommy.
18. Posted by Socratease | December 4, 2005 8:48 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 08:48
19. Posted by bob jones | December 4, 2005 9:27 AM | Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Why is Mommy a Dummycrat?
Because she was born in New Oleans to 3rd generation welfare recipient Dummycrat mutha who does not know who or where the father is.
She votes the Dummycrat way to make sure she gets her entitled share of hardworking taxpayer money.
She'll raise her daughters to be dummycrats, though they'll have 4 kids before they are old enough to vote.
19. Posted by bob jones | December 4, 2005 9:27 AM |
Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 09:27
20. Posted by Nina | December 4, 2005 9:38 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
an Utopia!
Nina, http://www.portoalegre2002.org
20. Posted by Nina | December 4, 2005 9:38 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 09:38
21. Posted by Gabriel | December 4, 2005 9:59 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
I'd be more concerned as to why mommy is a mutated talking squirrel before I'd be concerned with her political ideology.
21. Posted by Gabriel | December 4, 2005 9:59 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 09:59
22. Posted by Strange Dog | December 4, 2005 10:02 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Wow, what arrogance. Of course my Republican leanings mean I don't want my kids to be educated or share.
It reminds me of a stupid shirt I saw on a hippie Mom when I took my son to Gymboree last year. It said:
"Because I care about my children, I vote Democratic."
Implying, of course, that my Republican vote means I don't care about my kids. Right. It is this kind of idiocy that poisons the national debate to such a degree that it makes any rational discussion futile.
22. Posted by Strange Dog | December 4, 2005 10:02 AM |
Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 10:02
23. Posted by epador | December 4, 2005 11:55 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
I could have written his biography with no prior knowledge. Its self explanatory. I love the aspect that explains why no daddy squirrel: he doesn't have a wife, but a partner.
http://littledemocrats.net/aboutus.html
Its ALL ABOUT US. ;-)
23. Posted by epador | December 4, 2005 11:55 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 11:55
24. Posted by billy | December 4, 2005 12:29 PM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
***
Democrats make sure the whiny brats get to play with your toys, just like mommy does.
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Democrats make it safe for thugs to steal your toys and kick your dog, just like mommy does.
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Democrats make sure children can go to a public school to learn how to use drugs and deny their morals, just like mommy does.
24. Posted by billy | December 4, 2005 12:29 PM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 12:29
25. Posted by Lord Zoltar | December 4, 2005 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
"Mommy is a Democrat because she is an MSM journalist and she doesn't want to lose her job."
25. Posted by Lord Zoltar | December 4, 2005 12:41 PM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 12:41
26. Posted by Phinn | December 4, 2005 12:51 PM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Democrats take your toys away from you by force and give them to people who spend their money on alcohol and illegal drugs, just like Mommy does.
Democrats keep you in a state of total dependence bordering on slavery, just like Mommy does.
Democrats use schools to indoctrinate children in a collectivist mentality so it's easier to control them later on, just like Mommy does.
26. Posted by Phinn | December 4, 2005 12:51 PM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 12:51
27. Posted by Pat | December 4, 2005 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Which is also why you have no Daddy around
27. Posted by Pat | December 4, 2005 1:02 PM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 13:02
28. Posted by jhow66 | December 4, 2005 1:11 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Democraps have your welfare check delivered to your door so you don't have to walk to the box because "mommy" is to lazy.
28. Posted by jhow66 | December 4, 2005 1:11 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 13:11
29. Posted by Darleen | December 4, 2005 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Priceless (and damn near impossible to parody since it already reads as such)
"Keeping safe" is staying out of the way of elephants, eh? Well, I guess if THAT's all that's needed to be safe, Mommy Squirrel will be handing out the burkhas to little Sally Squirrel and teaching them how to be good dhimmis
Just like the Democrats
[rolls eyes]
On the "school" page the background image has a graduate standing on the steps of a college with a big sign next to him $160,000 Admission. Ooo...what subtle message of values is that trying to convey?
29. Posted by Darleen | December 4, 2005 1:35 PM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 13:35
30. Posted by KBdaBear | December 4, 2005 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Democrats collect nuts, just like Mommy does..
Now I know why I love cats..
30. Posted by KBdaBear | December 4, 2005 1:59 PM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 13:59
31. Posted by jlv | December 4, 2005 3:33 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Democrats know what's best for everyone, just like Mommy does.
31. Posted by jlv | December 4, 2005 3:33 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 15:33
32. Posted by clark smith | December 4, 2005 4:00 PM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
1. Democrats ascribe to the socialist ideal of the redistribution of wealth, just like Mommy does.
2. Democrats confuse a foreign policy of appeasement with that of safety, just like Mommy does.
3. Democrats see schools as moonbat training camps for children, just like Mommy does.
32. Posted by clark smith | December 4, 2005 4:00 PM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 16:00
33. Posted by Sean Gleeson | December 4, 2005 5:19 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I corrected all of the text, Kev. Read it here.
33. Posted by Sean Gleeson | December 4, 2005 5:19 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 17:19
34. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | December 4, 2005 9:25 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
1. Democrats teach you to assume the posistion, just like "mommy" and his boy friend, Ted
2. Democrats want you fear those who are different, and convince you you'll always be too small to have a voice without them (while the elephant doesn't even notice or care, since he is too busy watching the crazy looking hobo)
3. Democrats send their kids to a marxist indoctrination, just like mommy does.
34. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | December 4, 2005 9:25 PM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 21:25
35. Posted by Taz | December 4, 2005 9:34 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Mommy thinks it's OK to let the wierd guy in the hat, who is a convicted child molester, go everywhere that children are within reach.
And make deals with the administrators of the $160,000 school, to be a "school teacher".
That guy is really creepy!
35. Posted by Taz | December 4, 2005 9:34 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 21:34
36. Posted by EdWonk | December 4, 2005 11:35 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
*shaking head* This is beyond words...
36. Posted by EdWonk | December 4, 2005 11:35 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2005 23:35