It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday, seriously...
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Have you signed your organ ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by epador | December 9, 2005 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Have you signed your organ donor card?
1. Posted by epador | December 9, 2005 7:23 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 07:23
2. Posted by Yogurt | December 9, 2005 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Global warming was bad enough, now what did those Republicans do to gravity?
2. Posted by Yogurt | December 9, 2005 7:28 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 07:28
3. Posted by JimK | December 9, 2005 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gravity is for blue-staters. YEE-HAW!
3. Posted by JimK | December 9, 2005 7:32 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 07:32
4. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 9, 2005 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trying to see the world from a Democrat's perspective.
4. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 9, 2005 7:43 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 07:43
5. Posted by Matt | December 9, 2005 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
American Airlines announces SUPER-Super-Saver Fares.
5. Posted by Matt | December 9, 2005 7:54 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 07:54
6. Posted by Veeshir | December 9, 2005 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I question the timing of this.
6. Posted by Veeshir | December 9, 2005 8:06 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 08:06
7. Posted by Hamish | December 9, 2005 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hello, this is OnStar. I'm showing you as 35 feet above Route 37, and upside down... do you need rescue personnel?"
Even at this point, Bob refused to admit he was lost and needed directions.
"Kawasaki Flight 295, do you wish to declare an in-flight emergency?"
"Peter... Peter... I can see your house from up here."
7. Posted by Hamish | December 9, 2005 8:09 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 08:09
8. Posted by phil | December 9, 2005 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OK, lets see...the Republicans pass a tax cut that will overwhelmingly benefit the richest 1% of Americans and for which our Children and Grandchildren will have to pay...and I'm supposed to be HAPPY about that? I guess the world IS upside down!"
8. Posted by phil | December 9, 2005 8:09 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 08:09
9. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 9, 2005 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As a democrat, Luke decided to quit his routine at this moment.
9. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 9, 2005 8:17 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 08:17
10. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and at dat very moment I realized, I din't want a pickle."
10. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 8:23 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 08:23
11. Posted by Matt | December 9, 2005 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry was quoted as saying, "This was the wrong jump, at the wrong time, in the wrong place". Interestingly, it was the first time he was right.
11. Posted by Matt | December 9, 2005 8:23 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 08:23
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
32 Feet/Sec^2, not just a good idea, its the law.
(or 9.8 M/Sec^2, so now Europe can get a laugh too)
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 8:29 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 08:29
13. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Confucious say, biker who jumps upside down, have crack up.
13. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 8:30 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 08:30
14. Posted by Brad Warbiany | December 9, 2005 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can...
14. Posted by Brad Warbiany | December 9, 2005 8:34 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 08:34
15. Posted by moflicky | December 9, 2005 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The new york times takes a fresh look from a different perspective on how the US economy is performing under the Bush Administration.
Despite the soaring nature of the GDP and federal tax receipts, they predict a devastating crash in the very near future.
15. Posted by moflicky | December 9, 2005 8:42 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 08:42
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Some people only learn the hard way, the earth sucks.
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 8:42 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 08:42
17. Posted by Todd | December 9, 2005 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wow, did you see that?!?!? I think he calls that one the 'John Kerry!'"
17. Posted by Todd | December 9, 2005 8:54 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 08:54
18. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 9, 2005 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How did that tree get up there?
18. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 9, 2005 9:04 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 09:04
19. Posted by fred lawson | December 9, 2005 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I haven't seen a Super Glue commercial sense the 80s, still good T. V."
19. Posted by fred lawson | December 9, 2005 9:05 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 09:05
20. Posted by Falze | December 9, 2005 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave "The Cat" Burns, stuntman, learns the hard way that only real cats land on their feet after attempting a 'totally rad' motorcycle bungee jump...without the bungee cord.
20. Posted by Falze | December 9, 2005 9:14 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 09:14
21. Posted by Matt | December 9, 2005 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Though by most accounts Joe was up in the air on a motorbike upside down, there were indications behind the data indicating he was actually on the ground on a moped backwards, the New York Times reported.
21. Posted by Matt | December 9, 2005 9:17 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 09:17
22. Posted by Mark | December 9, 2005 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While exciting the American market with a fresh perspective on motorcross, the Australian start-up, Kangasaki, has garnered few repeat sales.
22. Posted by Mark | December 9, 2005 9:20 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 09:20
23. Posted by Big-H | December 9, 2005 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Palestinian Authority moves to the advanced stage of training for it's security forces.
23. Posted by Big-H | December 9, 2005 9:23 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 09:23
24. Posted by fred lawson | December 9, 2005 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" I haven't seen a Super Glue Commerial sense the 80s; still good T.V."
24. Posted by fred lawson | December 9, 2005 9:30 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 09:30
25. Posted by rick13 | December 9, 2005 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George Bush relaxing at his Crawford Ranch.
25. Posted by rick13 | December 9, 2005 9:34 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 09:34
26. Posted by No One of Consequence | December 9, 2005 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
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"And the Kawasaki jumped over the moon"
Nursery Rhymes for the 21st Century
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"Curse you, Arthur Dent!!!!"
26. Posted by No One of Consequence | December 9, 2005 9:54 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 09:54
27. Posted by Dodo David | December 9, 2005 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See! I told you that the theory of gravity was just a theory.
27. Posted by Dodo David | December 9, 2005 9:58 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 09:58
28. Posted by jmaster | December 9, 2005 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look Ma, no brains!
28. Posted by jmaster | December 9, 2005 10:02 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 10:02
29. Posted by robert | December 9, 2005 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There once was a man from New Rawls,
Who was famous for taking his falls,
But a new form of evil,
In the style of Knievel,
Succeeded in breaking his balls.
29. Posted by robert | December 9, 2005 10:02 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 10:02
30. Posted by a4g | December 9, 2005 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Howard Dean takes up dirt bike riding, figuring it couldn't possibly be as difficult as running the DNC turned out to be.
30. Posted by a4g | December 9, 2005 10:12 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 10:12
31. Posted by Dwight P | December 9, 2005 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Clinton shows his new way to look down an interns blouse.
31. Posted by Dwight P | December 9, 2005 10:17 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 10:17
32. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 9, 2005 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Liberal eye for the motorcycle guy.
32. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 9, 2005 10:19 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 10:19
33. Posted by Sean Gleeson | December 9, 2005 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Despite the U.S. trade sanctions in place for 26 years, Iran still maintains a formidable air force.
33. Posted by Sean Gleeson | December 9, 2005 10:37 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 10:37
34. Posted by Jeff the Baptist | December 9, 2005 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dang, I knew I put that ground around here somewhere..."
34. Posted by Jeff the Baptist | December 9, 2005 10:47 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 10:47
35. Posted by JAT0 | December 9, 2005 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Suddenly the light came on and Helen Thomas is heard saying: "Now I know why Kerry voted for the war before he didn't vote for it!"
35. Posted by JAT0 | December 9, 2005 10:48 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 10:48
36. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey Kev, I've been stuck upside down in your digital camera for three months, when ya gonna print me out. This is almost as slow as the caption contest judging."
;)
36. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 10:49 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 10:49
37. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 9, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moments later, he was thankful that his Mom told him about always wearing clean underwear.
37. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 9, 2005 10:51 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 10:51
38. Posted by Allium | December 9, 2005 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry continues to flip flop on the so called dirt bike proposals
38. Posted by Allium | December 9, 2005 10:59 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 10:59
39. Posted by greg | December 9, 2005 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry, known for his sporting prowess, demonstrates visually his latest position on the War in Iraq
39. Posted by greg | December 9, 2005 11:02 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 11:02
40. Posted by Faith+1 | December 9, 2005 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn, my last recorded words are going to be "hey y'all, watch this!"
40. Posted by Faith+1 | December 9, 2005 11:08 AM |
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Posted on December 9, 2005 11:08
41. Posted by Kaz-Man | December 9, 2005 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry's strange behavior lately is likely caused by his own failure to articulate a coherent Iraq policy during the last 3 years.
41. Posted by Kaz-Man | December 9, 2005 11:23 AM |