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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: December 9, 2005 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A member of 'Crusty Demons', a team of motorcycle riders from Australia, performs a stunt at a press preview in Bangalore, India, Wednesday, Dec. 7, 2005. 'Crusty Demons', who were originally formed in California, USA, and are known for pioneering the 'Freestyle Motocross', will be performing here on Dec. 10, 2005. (AP Photo/Gautam Singh)


Winners will be announced Sunday, seriously...


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (102)

Have you signed your organ ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by epador | December 9, 2005 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

Have you signed your organ donor card?

1. Posted by epador | December 9, 2005 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 07:23

Global warming was bad enou... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Yogurt | December 9, 2005 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yogurt:

Global warming was bad enough, now what did those Republicans do to gravity?

2. Posted by Yogurt | December 9, 2005 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 07:28

Gravity is for blue-staters... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by JimK | December 9, 2005 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

Gravity is for blue-staters. YEE-HAW!

3. Posted by JimK | December 9, 2005 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 07:32

Trying to see the world fro... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 9, 2005 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Trying to see the world from a Democrat's perspective.

4. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 9, 2005 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 07:43

American Airlines announces... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Matt | December 9, 2005 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

American Airlines announces SUPER-Super-Saver Fares.

5. Posted by Matt | December 9, 2005 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 07:54

I question the timing of th... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Veeshir | December 9, 2005 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Veeshir:

I question the timing of this.

6. Posted by Veeshir | December 9, 2005 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 08:06

"Hello, this is OnStar. I'm... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Hamish | December 9, 2005 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hamish:

"Hello, this is OnStar. I'm showing you as 35 feet above Route 37, and upside down... do you need rescue personnel?"

Even at this point, Bob refused to admit he was lost and needed directions.

"Kawasaki Flight 295, do you wish to declare an in-flight emergency?"

"Peter... Peter... I can see your house from up here."

7. Posted by Hamish | December 9, 2005 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 08:09

"OK, lets see...the Republi... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by phil | December 9, 2005 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
phil:

"OK, lets see...the Republicans pass a tax cut that will overwhelmingly benefit the richest 1% of Americans and for which our Children and Grandchildren will have to pay...and I'm supposed to be HAPPY about that? I guess the world IS upside down!"

8. Posted by phil | December 9, 2005 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 08:09

As a democrat, Luke decided... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 9, 2005 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

As a democrat, Luke decided to quit his routine at this moment.

9. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 9, 2005 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 08:17

"...and at dat very moment ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"...and at dat very moment I realized, I din't want a pickle."

10. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 08:23

John Kerry was quoted as sa... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Matt | December 9, 2005 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

John Kerry was quoted as saying, "This was the wrong jump, at the wrong time, in the wrong place". Interestingly, it was the first time he was right.

11. Posted by Matt | December 9, 2005 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 08:23

32 Feet/Sec^2, not j... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

32 Feet/Sec^2, not just a good idea, its the law.

(or 9.8 M/Sec^2, so now Europe can get a laugh too)

12. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 08:29

Confucious say, biker who j... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Confucious say, biker who jumps upside down, have crack up.

13. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 08:30

I think I can, I think I ca... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Brad Warbiany | December 9, 2005 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad Warbiany:

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can...

14. Posted by Brad Warbiany | December 9, 2005 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 08:34

The new york times takes a ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by moflicky | December 9, 2005 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
moflicky:

The new york times takes a fresh look from a different perspective on how the US economy is performing under the Bush Administration.

Despite the soaring nature of the GDP and federal tax receipts, they predict a devastating crash in the very near future.

15. Posted by moflicky | December 9, 2005 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 08:42

Some people only learn the ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Some people only learn the hard way, the earth sucks.

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 08:42

"Wow, did you see that?!?!?... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Todd | December 9, 2005 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Todd:

"Wow, did you see that?!?!? I think he calls that one the 'John Kerry!'"

17. Posted by Todd | December 9, 2005 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 08:54

How did that tree get up th... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 9, 2005 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

How did that tree get up there?

18. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 9, 2005 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 09:04

"I haven't seen a Super Gl... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by fred lawson | December 9, 2005 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

"I haven't seen a Super Glue commercial sense the 80s, still good T. V."

19. Posted by fred lawson | December 9, 2005 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 09:05

Dave "The Cat" Burns, stunt... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Falze | December 9, 2005 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

Dave "The Cat" Burns, stuntman, learns the hard way that only real cats land on their feet after attempting a 'totally rad' motorcycle bungee jump...without the bungee cord.

20. Posted by Falze | December 9, 2005 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 09:14

Though by most accounts Joe... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Matt | December 9, 2005 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Though by most accounts Joe was up in the air on a motorbike upside down, there were indications behind the data indicating he was actually on the ground on a moped backwards, the New York Times reported.

21. Posted by Matt | December 9, 2005 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 09:17

While exciting the American... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Mark | December 9, 2005 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

While exciting the American market with a fresh perspective on motorcross, the Australian start-up, Kangasaki, has garnered few repeat sales.

22. Posted by Mark | December 9, 2005 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 09:20

The Palestinian Authority m... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Big-H | December 9, 2005 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Big-H:

The Palestinian Authority moves to the advanced stage of training for it's security forces.

23. Posted by Big-H | December 9, 2005 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 09:23

" I haven't seen a Super Gl... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by fred lawson | December 9, 2005 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

" I haven't seen a Super Glue Commerial sense the 80s; still good T.V."

24. Posted by fred lawson | December 9, 2005 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 09:30

George Bush relaxing at his... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by rick13 | December 9, 2005 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rick13:

George Bush relaxing at his Crawford Ranch.

25. Posted by rick13 | December 9, 2005 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 09:34

"Roads? Where we're going,... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by No One of Consequence | December 9, 2005 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

-or-

"And the Kawasaki jumped over the moon"
Nursery Rhymes for the 21st Century

-or-

"Curse you, Arthur Dent!!!!"

26. Posted by No One of Consequence | December 9, 2005 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 09:54

See! I told you that... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Dodo David | December 9, 2005 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

See! I told you that the theory of gravity was just a theory.

27. Posted by Dodo David | December 9, 2005 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 09:58

Look Ma, no brains!... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by jmaster | December 9, 2005 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster:

Look Ma, no brains!

28. Posted by jmaster | December 9, 2005 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 10:02

There once was a man from N... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by robert | December 9, 2005 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
robert:

There once was a man from New Rawls,
Who was famous for taking his falls,
But a new form of evil,
In the style of Knievel,
Succeeded in breaking his balls.

29. Posted by robert | December 9, 2005 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 10:02

Howard Dean takes up dirt b... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by a4g | December 9, 2005 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
a4g:

Howard Dean takes up dirt bike riding, figuring it couldn't possibly be as difficult as running the DNC turned out to be.

30. Posted by a4g | December 9, 2005 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 10:12

Bill Clinton shows his new ... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Dwight P | December 9, 2005 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dwight P:

Bill Clinton shows his new way to look down an interns blouse.

31. Posted by Dwight P | December 9, 2005 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 10:17

Liberal eye for the motorcy... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 9, 2005 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Liberal eye for the motorcycle guy.

32. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 9, 2005 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 10:19

Despite the U.S. trade sanc... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Sean Gleeson | December 9, 2005 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sean Gleeson:

Despite the U.S. trade sanctions in place for 26 years, Iran still maintains a formidable air force.

33. Posted by Sean Gleeson | December 9, 2005 10:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 10:37

"Dang, I knew I put that gr... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Jeff the Baptist | December 9, 2005 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff the Baptist:

"Dang, I knew I put that ground around here somewhere..."

34. Posted by Jeff the Baptist | December 9, 2005 10:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 10:47

Suddenly the light came on ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by JAT0 | December 9, 2005 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

Suddenly the light came on and Helen Thomas is heard saying: "Now I know why Kerry voted for the war before he didn't vote for it!"

35. Posted by JAT0 | December 9, 2005 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 10:48

"Hey Kev, I've been stuck u... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Hey Kev, I've been stuck upside down in your digital camera for three months, when ya gonna print me out. This is almost as slow as the caption contest judging."

;)

36. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 10:49

Moments later, he was thank... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 9, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Moments later, he was thankful that his Mom told him about always wearing clean underwear.

37. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 9, 2005 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 10:51

John Kerry continues to fli... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Allium | December 9, 2005 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Allium:

John Kerry continues to flip flop on the so called dirt bike proposals

38. Posted by Allium | December 9, 2005 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 10:59

John Kerry, known for his s... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by greg | December 9, 2005 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
greg:

John Kerry, known for his sporting prowess, demonstrates visually his latest position on the War in Iraq

39. Posted by greg | December 9, 2005 11:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 11:02

Damn, my last recorded word... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Faith+1 | December 9, 2005 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Damn, my last recorded words are going to be "hey y'all, watch this!"

40. Posted by Faith+1 | December 9, 2005 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 11:08

John Kerry's strange behavi... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Kaz-Man | December 9, 2005 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kaz-Man:

John Kerry's strange behavior lately is likely caused by his own failure to articulate a coherent Iraq policy during the last 3 years.

41. Posted by Kaz-Man | December 9, 2005 11:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 11:23

¡îIHS Á7OH... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by bullwinkle | December 9, 2005 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

¡îIHS Á7OH

42. Posted by bullwinkle | December 9, 2005 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 11:25

Rut Roh!... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Civis Proeliator | December 9, 2005 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Civis Proeliator:

Rut Roh!

43. Posted by Civis Proeliator | December 9, 2005 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 11:27

No amount of puckering was ... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by chachi | December 9, 2005 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chachi:

No amount of puckering was able to keep his wallet in his pocket.

44. Posted by chachi | December 9, 2005 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 11:29

John Kerry showing Howard D... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by billburz | December 9, 2005 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

John Kerry showing Howard Dean the easiest way to remove your head from your ass!

45. Posted by billburz | December 9, 2005 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 11:35

"Dang, that shark down ther... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Dang, that shark down there is bigger'n I thought."

46. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 11:36

The Art of Always Being ... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

The Art of Always Being Right - By Al Franken
"...I'm not upside down, the earth is on the wrong side of me."

47. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2005 11:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 11:39

... and there was this time... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by lawhawk | December 9, 2005 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

... and there was this time on the Mekong Delta steaming towards the Cambodian border when I dreamed that I could fly upside down with a motorcycle. Just like the one I had back home. - J. Kerry - diary entry 11/1968.

Martha Stewart may dream of upside down Christmas Trees, but Travis Pastrana dreams of flying upside down...

And this one time... at bike camp...

The don't call 'em donor cycles for nothin'

48. Posted by lawhawk | December 9, 2005 11:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 11:52

Were the winners ever annou... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Sean | December 9, 2005 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sean:

Were the winners ever announced to last week's? I didn't see them anywhere.

49. Posted by Sean | December 9, 2005 11:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 11:55

I should have scrolled down... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Sean | December 9, 2005 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sean:

I should have scrolled down further before posting that last one.

50. Posted by Sean | December 9, 2005 11:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 11:57

Howard Dean's talent search... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Cetera | December 9, 2005 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cetera:

Howard Dean's talent search for a true-blue illustration of a flip, to coincide with his all new Democratic plan on Iraq that isn't going to be a flip-flop.

51. Posted by Cetera | December 9, 2005 11:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 11:58

Did I leave the coffee make... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | December 9, 2005 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

Did I leave the coffee maker plugged in?

52. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | December 9, 2005 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 12:00

White lights lead to red li... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by bob jones | December 9, 2005 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bob jones:

White lights lead to red lights which indicate the exits.

53. Posted by bob jones | December 9, 2005 12:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 12:11

"Well, yeah, but the good n... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by No One of Consequence | December 9, 2005 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

"Well, yeah, but the good news is... I just saved money on my car insurance"

54. Posted by No One of Consequence | December 9, 2005 12:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 12:16

As God is my witness, I tho... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Al | December 9, 2005 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al:

As God is my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly!

55. Posted by Al | December 9, 2005 12:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 12:17

"The idea that you're going... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Phil Smith | December 9, 2005 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Phil Smith:

"The idea that you're going to land that jump is just plain wrong. You should get off the bike right now."

Howard Dean

56. Posted by Phil Smith | December 9, 2005 12:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 12:20

Whoa....just a little too m... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Fred | December 9, 2005 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fred:

Whoa....just a little too much throttle back there...

and

Oh shit.

and

Oh man, this is going to leave mark.

57. Posted by Fred | December 9, 2005 12:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 12:30

Aw Fuck!... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Piotr | December 9, 2005 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Piotr:

Aw Fuck!

58. Posted by Piotr | December 9, 2005 12:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 12:30

For the first time ever the... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by JEB BUSH '08 | December 9, 2005 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JEB BUSH '08:

For the first time ever the "CUT AND RUN" theory proved to be a wise choice.

59. Posted by JEB BUSH '08 | December 9, 2005 12:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 12:40

"Curse you, Arthur Dent.... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Matt | December 9, 2005 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

"Curse you, Arthur Dent."

That was brilliant.

60. Posted by Matt | December 9, 2005 12:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 12:49

When you look at it from th... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by a. moral | December 9, 2005 12:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
a. moral:

When you look at it from this perspective, sure it appears that we are losing in Iraq.

61. Posted by a. moral | December 9, 2005 12:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 12:56

"The idea that you're going... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by tacitblue | December 9, 2005 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tacitblue:

"The idea that you're going to land that jump is just plain wrong. You should get off the bike right now."

Howard Dean
Posted by: Phil Smith at December 9, 2005 12:20 PM


I know this ain't a democracy here, but I love that one.

62. Posted by tacitblue | December 9, 2005 1:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 13:03

"The idea that you're going... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Yippppppeeeee | December 9, 2005 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yippppppeeeee:

"The idea that you're going to land that jump is just plain wrong. You should get off the bike right now."

Howard Dean
Posted by: Phil Smith at December 9, 2005 12:20 PM


I know this ain't a democracy here, but I love that one.

Posted by: tacitblue at December 9, 2005 01:03 PM

I know this aint a Democracy, but I like Tacit Blue's

63. Posted by Yippppppeeeee | December 9, 2005 1:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 13:09

"Look, up in the sky! It's ... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Peter F. | December 9, 2005 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's just another Democrat."

64. Posted by Peter F. | December 9, 2005 1:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 13:50

The laws of physics accordi... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by D. Carter | December 9, 2005 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Carter:

The laws of physics according to Howard Dean


A view of U.S. foreign policy from Congressman Murtha's perspective.

65. Posted by D. Carter | December 9, 2005 1:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 13:54

"Somewhere a village of ido... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Peter F. | December 9, 2005 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Somewhere a village of idoits is missing a Democrat."

66. Posted by Peter F. | December 9, 2005 2:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 14:04

hmmm all we need is the sou... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by grew up on wile coyote | December 9, 2005 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
grew up on wile coyote:

hmmm all we need is the sound of a wistle and a road runner's "MEEPBEEB-ZIPTHANG" Combined with a sign with the word HELP and a close up on a sign on the bike that says ACME and it would be a true tribute

67. Posted by grew up on wile coyote | December 9, 2005 2:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 14:12

Bubba, in his last moments,... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by spacemonkey | December 9, 2005 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

Bubba, in his last moments, mused abour the irony of how much more he owed on the bike relative to its resale value.

68. Posted by spacemonkey | December 9, 2005 2:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 14:14

Ok, this is definitely not ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Kevin M. | December 9, 2005 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin M.:

Ok, this is definitely not the way to Albuquerque.

69. Posted by Kevin M. | December 9, 2005 2:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 14:47

Did I remember to turn the ... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Chris | December 9, 2005 3:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris:

Did I remember to turn the iron off this morning?

70. Posted by Chris | December 9, 2005 3:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 15:18

Whoops!... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Jon | December 9, 2005 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jon:

Whoops!

71. Posted by Jon | December 9, 2005 3:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 15:23

President Bush re-enacts th... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by McGehee | December 9, 2005 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

President Bush re-enacts the event that resulted in four of his Secret Service agents ending up in full-body casts.

72. Posted by McGehee | December 9, 2005 3:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 15:43

Please Grandma, not another... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by McCain | December 9, 2005 4:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Please Grandma, not another upside-down fruitcake for Christmas.

73. Posted by McCain | December 9, 2005 4:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 16:34

Oh......shit!... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Mike Williams | December 9, 2005 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike Williams:

Oh...

...shit!

74. Posted by Mike Williams | December 9, 2005 5:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 17:03

BMX? I thought you said "st... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Mike Williams | December 9, 2005 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike Williams:

BMX? I thought you said "stupid motorcycle tricks!"

75. Posted by Mike Williams | December 9, 2005 5:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 17:06

Officer Jones, I only put a... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by McCain | December 9, 2005 5:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Officer Jones, I only put a few harmless marbles in the street to stop that punk from zooming by every half hour.

76. Posted by McCain | December 9, 2005 5:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 17:10

A Palestinian demonstrating... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by OC Chuck | December 9, 2005 5:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OC Chuck:

A Palestinian demonstrating the new proposed method of suicide bombers getting past Israeli security checkpoints. Even though he was able to get past the checkpoint and commit suicide, there was no explosion as normally seen in the A-Team televsion shows.

77. Posted by OC Chuck | December 9, 2005 5:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 17:15

PIMF"television"</... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by OC Chuck | December 9, 2005 5:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OC Chuck:

PIMF

"television"

78. Posted by OC Chuck | December 9, 2005 5:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 17:16

Howard Dean elaborated on h... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by yetanotherjohn | December 9, 2005 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Howard Dean elaborated on his Iraqi position with a visual demonstration that he said should "Put to rest any questions about his patriotism". Mainstream media applauded Dean's demonstration as one of the clearest political statements in years. Republicans just thought he was nuts.

79. Posted by yetanotherjohn | December 9, 2005 5:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 17:37

Howard Dean gives a visual ... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by retired military | December 9, 2005 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Howard Dean gives a visual demonstration of how the GOP is mischaracterizing his comments and how everyone in the democratic party agrees with what he said.

80. Posted by retired military | December 9, 2005 5:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 17:44

"Sure, I've got Geico for t... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Cagey Patent Attorney | December 9, 2005 6:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cagey Patent Attorney:

"Sure, I've got Geico for the bike...but I think I forgot to call that duck at AFLAC...he might come in handy in about {*three, two, one*} ... (*groan*} ... NOW!!"

81. Posted by Cagey Patent Attorney | December 9, 2005 6:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 18:47

In-flight demonstration of ... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by JD | December 9, 2005 8:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JD:

In-flight demonstration of why helmet laws suck.

82. Posted by JD | December 9, 2005 8:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 20:09

The cyclist in this photo i... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Alec | December 9, 2005 8:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alec:

The cyclist in this photo is travelling from left to right, "turning back the clock," one might say, while moving forwards. Simpler movements from left to right are also possible.

83. Posted by Alec | December 9, 2005 8:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 20:35

"See, honey, I told you thi... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by GaijinBiker | December 9, 2005 9:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GaijinBiker:

"See, honey, I told you this wouldn't be so bad. ...Honey?"

84. Posted by GaijinBiker | December 9, 2005 9:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 21:26

Meanwhile on the other side... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Doug | December 9, 2005 10:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug:

Meanwhile on the other side of the world,an Australian road racer wonders why the toilets in the U.S.A. flush clockwise.

85. Posted by Doug | December 9, 2005 10:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 22:23

Blue skies.... smiling at m... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by scott from Oregon | December 9, 2005 10:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scott from Oregon:

Blue skies.... smiling at me.... Nothing but blue skies.... do I see.....

86. Posted by scott from Oregon | December 9, 2005 10:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 9, 2005 22:49

That sinking feeling was ba... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Lord Floppington | December 10, 2005 1:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lord Floppington:

That sinking feeling was back. That knot in the pit of his stomach. The realization that the Motocross Stunt-Rider Kit (Now With Uniform!), like everything else he had ordered from the Acme catalog, was a failure. He had run out of road again, and once again, Wile E. Coyote would not be having Road Runner for dinner.

87. Posted by Lord Floppington | December 10, 2005 1:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2005 01:21

a blogger reads Hillary's w... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by The WASP | December 10, 2005 1:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

a blogger reads Hillary's war position email in this position and still was not enough to figure out where she stands.

88. Posted by The WASP | December 10, 2005 1:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2005 01:32

In an instance, everyone kn... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by JAT0 | December 10, 2005 4:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

In an instance, everyone knew that Laurence Simon's idea of going macho was a back idea!

89. Posted by JAT0 | December 10, 2005 4:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2005 04:38

Says sassy liberal, "I wond... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Paulie B | December 10, 2005 6:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paulie B:

Says sassy liberal, "I wonder if I can sue the motorcycle company for this?"

90. Posted by Paulie B | December 10, 2005 6:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2005 06:29

"Cahounas By Suzuki, Tes... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by fred lawson | December 10, 2005 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

"Cahounas By Suzuki, Test Drive A Set Today!"

91. Posted by fred lawson | December 10, 2005 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2005 09:04

The Democrats launched a ne... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Mike Williams | December 10, 2005 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike Williams:

The Democrats launched a new ad campaign today entitled "When the rubber doesn't meet the road - The philosophy of 'cut and run'."

92. Posted by Mike Williams | December 10, 2005 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2005 09:31

Coward Dean drives over ano... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by DD | December 10, 2005 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DD:

Coward Dean drives over another cliff

93. Posted by DD | December 10, 2005 10:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2005 10:27

M.I.F.A.C. - Morale Induced... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Adjustah | December 10, 2005 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Adjustah:

M.I.F.A.C. - Morale Induced Failure of Anal Control

94. Posted by Adjustah | December 10, 2005 12:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2005 12:18

In DNCWorld, up is down, wi... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by charles austin | December 10, 2005 1:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
charles austin:

In DNCWorld, up is down, winning is losing, and lies are the truth. Come on up!

Look ma, no earth!

95. Posted by charles austin | December 10, 2005 1:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2005 13:19

John Kerry "goes ove... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by jack rudd | December 10, 2005 4:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jack rudd:


John Kerry "goes overboard" saying that American troops terrorize women and children, and his political career spins out of control

96. Posted by jack rudd | December 10, 2005 4:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2005 16:51

E. T.! PHONE HOME NOW!!... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Giacomo | December 10, 2005 7:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

E. T.! PHONE HOME NOW!!

97. Posted by Giacomo | December 10, 2005 7:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2005 19:15

Another orthopaedic nightma... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Giacomo | December 10, 2005 7:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

Another orthopaedic nightmare comes true.

98. Posted by Giacomo | December 10, 2005 7:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2005 19:16

"Wow, there sure is a lot o... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by -S- | December 11, 2005 1:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

"Wow, there sure is a lot of crap down there. This methane is a helluva way to fly."

99. Posted by -S- | December 11, 2005 1:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 11, 2005 01:06

Riding the highway to heave... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by CS | December 11, 2005 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CS:

Riding the highway to heaven
http://chefsaraskitchen.blogspot.com/

100. Posted by CS | December 11, 2005 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 11, 2005 10:17

SaraThe recipes ar... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Taz | December 11, 2005 9:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taz:

Sara

The recipes are great, the politics suck.

Thanks anyway,
Taz

101. Posted by Taz | December 11, 2005 9:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 11, 2005 21:48

Update: <... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Kevin | December 12, 2005 2:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

102. Posted by Kevin | December 12, 2005 2:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2005 02:15




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