Lauren Holly's "Dumb And Dumber" Makeover (Wizbang)

Lauren Holly, the fresh-faced, girl-next door type once married to Jim Carrey and best known for her role in his hit comedy "Dumb and Dumber," has a new look. If the 42-year-old pixyish actress, who started on the soap opera "All My Children" and got her big break on the TV drama "Picket Fences." doesn't ring a bell you probably remember her as one of the 90's hottest paparazzi targets.

Here she is with Carrey in the late 90's at a movie premiere.

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If you had the misfortune to be stuck watching the Radio Music Awards Sunday night you'd have been hard pressed not to notice something a bit "different" about Holly's appearance, and I'm not talking about the dumb hairdo.

The addition of D-cup size personal flotation devices to her svelte frame is dumber than the horrid hairdo.

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But wait, it gets so much worse. In case you thought the RMA photos were some sort of optical illusion. this red carpet picture from a September Emmy party shows just how far Holly really went.

Lauren Holly at Emmys Party - Sept. 2005

On the Anna Nichole Smith scale, Lauren Holly has gone for the full monty.

_{RMA photo via Goldenfiddle, Emmy photo via Yahoo! Movies}

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Comments (39)

I would.... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Other Jim | December 20, 2005 10:22 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Other Jim:

I would.

Posted on December 20, 2005 22:22

Good lord, she went from Cu... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Jay Tea | December 20, 2005 10:29 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Jay Tea:

Good lord, she went from Cute to Generic Bimbo. What a waste...

Posted on December 20, 2005 22:29

She probably sounds like a ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Debbie | December 20, 2005 10:32 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Debbie:

She probably sounds like a timpani when she bumps into things.

Yikes.

Posted on December 20, 2005 22:32

I'd hit it.... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Ron Mexico | December 20, 2005 10:40 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Ron Mexico:

I'd hit it.

Posted on December 20, 2005 22:40

She went from cute MILF to ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Faith+1 | December 20, 2005 10:50 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Faith+1:

She went from cute MILF to slut MILF. Being a pig with no shame I'd have to say I'd hit it before and after.

Posted on December 20, 2005 22:50

We're looking at debut of J... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Borg Queen | December 20, 2005 11:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Borg Queen:

We're looking at debut of Joan Rivers v.2

Can't wait to see what she "does" next...nevermind, yes I can.

Posted on December 20, 2005 23:09

They're really nice. She l... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Noumenon | December 20, 2005 11:20 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Noumenon:

They're really nice. She looks good!

Posted on December 20, 2005 23:20

any more than a mouthful...... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by skegatz | December 20, 2005 11:34 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

skegatz:

any more than a mouthful...she could have just lifted what she had...rubber bands for nipples from now on...

Posted on December 20, 2005 23:34

Uh.....and the problem is??... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Albertanator | December 21, 2005 12:08 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Albertanator:

Uh.....and the problem is??????

Posted on December 21, 2005 00:08

Betcha she had more back an... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by epador | December 21, 2005 12:35 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

epador:

Betcha she had more back and neck complaints now (and I'm not talking about carpet burn).

Posted on December 21, 2005 00:35

She's now playing Director ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Kin | December 21, 2005 3:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Kin:

She's now playing Director Jenny Shepard on NCIS. She looked pretty good until she got that inane haircut.

Posted on December 21, 2005 03:23

She used to look like an at... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Don | December 21, 2005 4:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Don:

She used to look like an attractive and classy woman. One who would age gracefully, maintaining an heir of sophistication. Unfortunately, she appears to be suffering some psychological problem causing her to grossly disfiguring her body and making herself look like a skanky bimbo. Disgusting.

If Hollywood and Madison Avenue put forth women with dead pigs on their heads as the ultimate in beautify, this lost soul, with be dripping in pigs blood instead of being packed full of plastic and saline. I feel sorry for her.

Posted on December 21, 2005 04:11

Hmmm.You're right ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by ed | December 21, 2005 7:19 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

ed:

Hmmm.

You're right Kevin and I completely agree with you. She is wearing waaaayyyyyy too many clothes. :)

*shrug* some of us are slaves of fashion, but consider this. The fashion in the 1700's was for women to be narrow at top and very very broad in the bottom, i.e. the "bustle". I think I can live with a female fashion of big boobs when an alternative is one with very big butts.

Posted on December 21, 2005 07:19

Yeah, when I saw her severa... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by meep | December 21, 2005 8:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

meep:

Yeah, when I saw her several years ago (she converted to Catholicism at my church), she was a very classy-looking woman. I have no idea why she would want to do this to herself, at her age.

Posted on December 21, 2005 08:28

Maybe her priest suggested ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by epador | December 21, 2005 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Maybe her priest suggested the change?

Posted on December 21, 2005 09:21

Ed said: I think I can live... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Dwight P | December 21, 2005 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Dwight P:

Ed said: I think I can live with a female fashion of big boobs when an alternative is one with very big butts.

I say:
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny....

Posted on December 21, 2005 09:23

Is it just me, or does it s... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by McGehee | December 21, 2005 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

McGehee:

Is it just me, or does it seem that at the Radio Music Awards she hadn't gone clothes shopping since the ... purchase?

Never try to put 50 pounds of taters in a ten-pound sack.

Posted on December 21, 2005 10:06

Mommy, milk.... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Gabriel Chapman | December 21, 2005 10:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Gabriel Chapman:

Mommy, milk.

Posted on December 21, 2005 10:22

Female version of a mid lif... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by J Philip | December 21, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

J Philip:

Female version of a mid life crisis. Beats buying a corvette. You don't have to insure those things.

Posted on December 21, 2005 10:51

Desperately Seeking Attenti... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Mikey | December 21, 2005 10:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Mikey:

Desperately Seeking Attention.

Posted on December 21, 2005 10:54

She get the TV gig before o... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Faith+1 | December 21, 2005 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

She get the TV gig before or after the tits? If it was after then you have the "why" an over 40 actress would do that. It's not like she's been burning up the airwaves with work since Dumb and Dumber...

She's competing against lots of hard bodied wanna-bes and while she most likely wants to stay "classy" she probably also wants to eat and pay the mortgage.

Approve of it or not she's in an industry where looks count and classiness doesn't. Even if someone doesn't personally approve of it, trashing her for doing what's necessary in her industry isn't the height of classiness either.

Posted on December 21, 2005 11:15

And we're complaining becau... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Peter F. | December 21, 2005 12:25 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Peter F.:

And we're complaining because...?

Posted on December 21, 2005 12:25

Supposedly, Lauren was happ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by langtry | December 21, 2005 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

langtry:

Supposedly, Lauren was happily living in Hinsdale (a suburb of Chicago) with her finance honcho husband and their two children, and not planning any return to Hollywood.

I wonder if she's still married, or if the "New Lauren" is a reflection of the need to move on?

Posted on December 21, 2005 12:32

Ok, I'll admit to having a ... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Gmac | December 21, 2005 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Gmac:

Ok, I'll admit to having a weakness for redheads, especially one's in my age range. She was good looking prior to the enhancements and IMHO is still a knockout. Faith+1 is right though, if you want to be marketable in Hollyweird you have to be competitive physically as well as being talented, although I sometimes wonder about the talent part.

Anyone seen PSA of late? If you have to ask what the initials stand for all I'm going to say is it ain't 'Public Service Announcement'.

Posted on December 21, 2005 12:40

She must not be a stomach s... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by opine6 | December 21, 2005 10:24 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

opine6:

She must not be a stomach sleeper. Ouch!

Posted on December 21, 2005 22:24

And her nipples seem to be ... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by pax | December 21, 2005 10:42 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

pax:

And her nipples seem to be migrating toward under her armpits!

Posted on December 21, 2005 22:42

Damn!!!... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Jim Rose | December 21, 2005 11:35 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Jim Rose:

Damn!!!

Posted on December 21, 2005 23:35

I'm a little pissed about t... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by snowballs | December 21, 2005 11:42 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

snowballs:

I'm a little pissed about this. There is no "View Larger Image" link below the last picture of her.

Posted on December 21, 2005 23:42

The caption on the second p... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by bobdog | December 22, 2005 1:40 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

bobdog:

The caption on the second photo should read "View Much Larger Image"

Posted on December 22, 2005 01:40

Call me trashy but I'm gett... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by CrzyDJM | December 22, 2005 7:17 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

CrzyDJM:

Call me trashy but I'm getting a little "happy" looking at that last picture....My imagination is running away with itself!

Uh, what I mean to say is "Holy Cow! This is uncalled for!"

:-)

Posted on December 22, 2005 07:17

After renting Dumb and D... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Ron | December 22, 2005 11:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Ron:

After renting Dumb and Dumber, I threatened to slap the video store clerk that let me do it. I figure anyone associated with that movie can't have 2 brain cells to rub together. What do you expect?

That said, nice rack.

Posted on December 22, 2005 11:34

Warning: Objects in mirror ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by OregonMuse | December 22, 2005 1:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

OregonMuse:

Warning: Objects in mirror are closer than they appear,

Posted on December 22, 2005 13:22

She's at the age where she ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by audrey | June 18, 2006 8:02 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

audrey:

She's at the age where she needs mammograms. Insurance might not be a bad idea !

Posted on June 18, 2006 08:02

I'd do that eny time of the... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Jason Green | June 18, 2006 9:57 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Jason Green:

I'd do that eny time of the week. What the f*ck are you all complaning about.

Posted on June 18, 2006 21:57

I like this milf, yeah this... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by MILF Hunter | July 7, 2006 12:55 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

MILF Hunter:

I like this milf, yeah this is good for everything

Posted on July 7, 2006 12:55

Her face looks like a snare... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Armonsol | August 17, 2006 7:34 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Armonsol:

Her face looks like a snare drum. Not good.

Posted on August 17, 2006 19:34

She looks much better NOW. ... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Bobby | January 10, 2007 11:04 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Bobby:

She looks much better NOW. I never noticed her before, but she has my Attention NOW!.
All you haters just don't like that you never get noticed.

Posted on January 10, 2007 11:04

There's all that hollywood ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Ilya Lenin | January 15, 2007 2:22 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Ilya Lenin:

There's all that hollywood pressure, fer sure. But really, maybe she just wanted to look pretty. Is that so wrong?

Posted on January 15, 2007 02:22

Bouncy-bouncy! OH YEAH! It'... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Rackman | February 8, 2007 10:03 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Rackman:

Bouncy-bouncy! OH YEAH! It's pearl necklace time for her now! Got Milk?

Posted on February 8, 2007 22:03

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