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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: December 23, 2005 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Performers in Santa Claus hats pose during a promotional drive at the Everland, South Korea's largest amusement park, about 50 km (31 miles) south of Seoul, December 21, 2005. The promotional event was aimed at the upcoming Christmas holiday season. REUTERS/Kim Kyung-Hoon


Unlike last week, winners will be announced Sunday evening Monday evening (due to the holiday).


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Well, my stocking's stuffed... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by bRight & Early | December 23, 2005 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bRight & Early:

Well, my stocking's stuffed now.

1. Posted by bRight & Early | December 23, 2005 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 07:23

What Santa really meant by ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by bRight & Early | December 23, 2005 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bRight & Early:

What Santa really meant by Ho Ho Ho

2. Posted by bRight & Early | December 23, 2005 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 07:25

What happens at the North P... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by dodgeman | December 23, 2005 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dodgeman:

What happens at the North Pole, stays at the North Pole!

3. Posted by dodgeman | December 23, 2005 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 07:51

Santa is sent off with a ro... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Tom | December 23, 2005 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom:

Santa is sent off with a rousing, although somewhat tacky, farewell as he prepares to cross the 38th Parallel with a bag full of shoe lifts and hair gel.

4. Posted by Tom | December 23, 2005 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 07:53

"I said I wanted a hand job... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by billburz | December 23, 2005 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

"I said I wanted a hand job," laments a disappointed Santa.

5. Posted by billburz | December 23, 2005 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 07:56

Santa and the Ghosts of Chr... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Hornet | December 23, 2005 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hornet:

Santa and the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Present and Christmas Future.

6. Posted by Hornet | December 23, 2005 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:00

It would appear that Kevin,... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Sean Gleeson | December 23, 2005 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sean Gleeson:

It would appear that Kevin, J.T., and Paul have been pretty good this year.

7. Posted by Sean Gleeson | December 23, 2005 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:06

Santa was forced to answer ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by DaveD | December 23, 2005 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

Santa was forced to answer Maureen Dowd's question. Male elves were definitely not necessary.

8. Posted by DaveD | December 23, 2005 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:11

Picture evidence of the ori... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by LJD | December 23, 2005 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LJD:

Picture evidence of the origin of Santa's infamous holiday greeting: "Ho! Ho! Ho!"

9. Posted by LJD | December 23, 2005 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:19

HO! HO! HO!and... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by WBG | December 23, 2005 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WBG:

HO! HO! HO!
and
Santa too.

10. Posted by WBG | December 23, 2005 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:23

Guess who Santa is going to... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Doc | December 23, 2005 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doc:

Guess who Santa is going to fill with Holiday Cheer?

11. Posted by Doc | December 23, 2005 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:28

Naughty, but Nice... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 23, 2005 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Naughty, but Nice

12. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 23, 2005 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:29

Santa reconsiders the whole... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 23, 2005 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Santa reconsiders the whole naughty thing.

13. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 23, 2005 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:29

The Reverend Donald Wildmon... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by JimK | December 23, 2005 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

The Reverend Donald Wildmon lodged an official protest today on behalf of the American Family Association against Santa Inc., stating that the gift-giver went too far this year. "We expect bad boys to get lumps of coal for Christmas...this is an altogether different kind of lump Santa is creating, and it's not appropriate."

The hot Ho in the middle could not be reached for comment.

14. Posted by JimK | December 23, 2005 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:32

So, we can't say "Merry Chr... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by rick13 | December 23, 2005 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rick13:

So, we can't say "Merry Christmas", but we can have transgender elf's...

15. Posted by rick13 | December 23, 2005 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:34

On Candy, On Bambi, On Thum... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 23, 2005 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

On Candy, On Bambi, On Thumper,
On Santa, On Santa, On Santa, ...

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 23, 2005 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:34

Merry Christmas to All<br /... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 23, 2005 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Merry Christmas to All
Heh! Heh! Heh!

17. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 23, 2005 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:35

No. No. No.Eight m... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 23, 2005 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

No. No. No.

Eight maids. Its Eight maids.

Go get me the other five.

NOW.

18. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 23, 2005 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:36

Once the Scab replacements ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 23, 2005 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Once the Scab replacements found their stride, the on strike Elf Toy Workers Local 326 knew they were doomed.

19. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 23, 2005 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:37

"I demand that Santa pull o... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 23, 2005 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"I demand that Santa pull out now." -- John Murtha

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 23, 2005 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:38

"I don't care if these clon... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 23, 2005 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"I don't care if these clones are phony. I'm keepin' 'em."

21. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 23, 2005 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:42

Now that's the kind ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Weegie | December 23, 2005 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Now that's the kind of cookies people should be leaving for me!

22. Posted by Weegie | December 23, 2005 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:43

Santa shows off his large s... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Violence Worker | December 23, 2005 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Violence Worker:

Santa shows off his large sack for some of his elves.

23. Posted by Violence Worker | December 23, 2005 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:43

On second thought, fuck the... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Matt | December 23, 2005 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

On second thought, fuck the Red Ryder BB Gun.

24. Posted by Matt | December 23, 2005 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:49

Santa Bill and three new No... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by jpm100 | December 23, 2005 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jpm100:

Santa Bill and three new North Pole Interns head for the sauna.

25. Posted by jpm100 | December 23, 2005 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 08:49

Dec 26, 2005 - Santa prepar... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Taz | December 23, 2005 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taz:

Dec 26, 2005 - Santa prepares for his last delivery.

26. Posted by Taz | December 23, 2005 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 09:01

Santa jumped into the pool ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Taz | December 23, 2005 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taz:

Santa jumped into the pool with a loud and festive "Tsunami", thus 'killing the mood'.

27. Posted by Taz | December 23, 2005 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 09:04

Ms Claus now knows why Sant... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Faith+1 | December 23, 2005 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Ms Claus now knows why Santa spent so much time with Dancer, Prancer and Vixon...

28. Posted by Faith+1 | December 23, 2005 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 09:06

Please, someone tell Santa ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Steve Crickmore | December 23, 2005 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Crickmore:

Please, someone tell Santa that global warming is only a myth?

29. Posted by Steve Crickmore | December 23, 2005 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 09:15

What Santa rides the oth... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Dodo David | December 23, 2005 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

What Santa rides the other 364 days of the year.

30. Posted by Dodo David | December 23, 2005 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 09:20

Who says global warming is ... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by J Philip | December 23, 2005 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
J Philip:

Who says global warming is so bad now?

31. Posted by J Philip | December 23, 2005 9:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 09:24

Santa always knows where th... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Josh Cohen | December 23, 2005 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Josh Cohen:

Santa always knows where the naughty girls live. Especially the wet ones.

32. Posted by Josh Cohen | December 23, 2005 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 09:34

A spokesman for St Nick for... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jim Durbi | December 23, 2005 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim Durbi:

A spokesman for St Nick for the Senate decries the personal attacks on his candidate occasioned by innocent pictures of him preparing to give a bath to his "nieces."

33. Posted by Jim Durbi | December 23, 2005 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 09:39

Santa and the three wise si... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by HeyMike | December 23, 2005 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HeyMike:

Santa and the three wise sistahs!

34. Posted by HeyMike | December 23, 2005 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 09:45

or..Ho Ho Ho who w... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by heymike | December 23, 2005 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
heymike:

or..

Ho Ho Ho who wouldnt gooo

35. Posted by heymike | December 23, 2005 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 09:46

You can keep the milk,but I... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by RattRigg | December 23, 2005 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RattRigg:

You can keep the milk,but I'll take the cookies.

36. Posted by RattRigg | December 23, 2005 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 10:26

Christmas at Hef's place wa... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by lawhawk | December 23, 2005 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

Christmas at Hef's place was always a special treat for Santa.

Naughty... naughty... and naughty. You've made my extra 'bad' list this year ladies. Come and get your just desserts.

37. Posted by lawhawk | December 23, 2005 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 10:45

For North Poles lasting mor... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 23, 2005 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

For North Poles lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical help.

38. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 23, 2005 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 10:48

Santa ponders the permutati... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 23, 2005 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Santa ponders the permutations.

39. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 23, 2005 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 10:49

" Because of circumstances ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by fred lawson | December 23, 2005 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

" Because of circumstances beyond our contol Christmas will be postponed for three lays. "

40. Posted by fred lawson | December 23, 2005 10:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 10:53

Santa's coming......honest!... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by DD | December 23, 2005 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DD:

Santa's coming......honest!!!!

41. Posted by DD | December 23, 2005 11:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 11:10

I used to be with PETA, but... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by machsplanck | December 23, 2005 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
machsplanck:

I used to be with PETA, but I adore Santa's beard too much!

42. Posted by machsplanck | December 23, 2005 11:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 11:26

Rodney Dill was a good boy ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by machsplanck | December 23, 2005 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
machsplanck:

Rodney Dill was a good boy this year and needs to be treated.

43. Posted by machsplanck | December 23, 2005 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 11:29

All comments in this thread... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by bRight & Early | December 23, 2005 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bRight & Early:

All comments in this thread are assumed to have, ". . . if you know what I mean" appended.

44. Posted by bRight & Early | December 23, 2005 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 11:35

Kandii Kanes, Sugar Plumms,... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Sarge6 | December 23, 2005 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sarge6:

Kandii Kanes, Sugar Plumms, and Ginger Bread treat Santa to some nice-and-naughty holiday cheer.

45. Posted by Sarge6 | December 23, 2005 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 11:35

I'm gonna show them my "HO!... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by sentinel | December 23, 2005 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

I'm gonna show them my "HO!" face.

46. Posted by sentinel | December 23, 2005 11:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 11:40

When asked, Santa said the ... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by pvaughan | December 23, 2005 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pvaughan:

When asked, Santa said the trial separation with Mrs. Claus was going swimmingly.

47. Posted by pvaughan | December 23, 2005 11:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 11:40

anouncer:Now appeari... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by fire on the mountain | December 23, 2005 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fire on the mountain:

anouncer:
Now appearing with Santa in the bath room... gentlemen give it up for Mysti Rain, Bambi Presents and special guest Mrs. Naughty Claus...

48. Posted by fire on the mountain | December 23, 2005 12:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 12:06

After this picture surfaced... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by fire on the mountain | December 23, 2005 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fire on the mountain:

After this picture surfaced in the divorce setlement case of Mrs. Clause v Santa, she took him to the cleaners, getting the entire north pole, rain deer and whole toy opperation.

Santa eventually relocated to Miami and opened up the Santa's south brass pole club.

49. Posted by fire on the mountain | December 23, 2005 12:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 12:08

"When I said "Ho Ho Ho", th... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Wordskunk | December 23, 2005 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wordskunk:

"When I said "Ho Ho Ho", this isn't what I meant....not that I am complaining"

50. Posted by Wordskunk | December 23, 2005 12:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 12:10

Santa reveals his newest st... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Dodo David | December 23, 2005 12:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Santa reveals his newest stocking stuffers for men.

51. Posted by Dodo David | December 23, 2005 12:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 12:23

Santa: "Uh Girls, we want t... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Hornet | December 23, 2005 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hornet:

Santa: "Uh Girls, we want to keep the North Korea Army on THAT side of the DMZ."

52. Posted by Hornet | December 23, 2005 12:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 12:32

Santa's six-pack of nogs.</... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by jc | December 23, 2005 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jc:

Santa's six-pack of nogs.

53. Posted by jc | December 23, 2005 12:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 12:43

In order to receive gifts i... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Dodo David | December 23, 2005 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

In order to receive gifts instead of coal, three naughty girls demonstrated another way to sit on Santa's lap.

54. Posted by Dodo David | December 23, 2005 12:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 12:47

"Happy XXX-Mas to all, and ... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Sarge6 | December 23, 2005 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sarge6:

"Happy XXX-Mas to all, and to all a Good-Night!"

55. Posted by Sarge6 | December 23, 2005 1:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 13:36

"It's good to be the Claus.... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Stander | December 23, 2005 1:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stander:

"It's good to be the Claus."

56. Posted by Stander | December 23, 2005 1:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 13:49

My brother Bob, now known a... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Hodink | December 23, 2005 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

My brother Bob, now known as Bobra (front left), got his sex change from Santa for Christmas.

57. Posted by Hodink | December 23, 2005 2:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 14:24

That lucky bastard sees the... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by McCain | December 23, 2005 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

That lucky bastard sees them when they're sleeping.

58. Posted by McCain | December 23, 2005 3:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 15:53

(Santa)The elves kne... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Thomas Hazlewood, Hawaii | December 23, 2005 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thomas Hazlewood, Hawaii:

(Santa)
The elves knew their contract forbade strikes. The scabs are doing all that I ask of them, so far, so, I'm happy. Ho, ho ho!.

59. Posted by Thomas Hazlewood, Hawaii | December 23, 2005 4:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 16:20

"Mmmmmm....sugar plum fairi... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Peter F. | December 23, 2005 4:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Mmmmmm....sugar plum fairies."

60. Posted by Peter F. | December 23, 2005 4:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 16:42

"Deck the halls with boughs... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Peter F. | December 23, 2005 4:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Deck the halls with boughs of Holly, Pam and a Vixen."

61. Posted by Peter F. | December 23, 2005 4:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 16:44

Santa refused to get in the... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Chrees | December 23, 2005 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

Santa refused to get in the water because of his frosty balls...

62. Posted by Chrees | December 23, 2005 5:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 17:02

Vivid Video presents "Fun w... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Chrees | December 23, 2005 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

Vivid Video presents "Fun with Jane, Jane, and Jane."

63. Posted by Chrees | December 23, 2005 5:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 17:03

And now you know why Santa ... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | December 23, 2005 6:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

And now you know why Santa is always so Jolly.

64. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | December 23, 2005 6:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 18:00

Christmas comes but once a ... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Mr. Right | December 23, 2005 7:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mr. Right:

Christmas comes but once a year. Santa, on the other hand...

65. Posted by Mr. Right | December 23, 2005 7:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 19:57

Santa's three main reasons ... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Faith+1 | December 23, 2005 9:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Santa's three main reasons for keeping a naughty list....

66. Posted by Faith+1 | December 23, 2005 9:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2005 21:09

Now performing in Las Vegas... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Dodo David | December 24, 2005 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Now performing in Las Vegas: Santa and the North Pole Dancers.

Santa: "Sit on my lap? I want these babes to dance on it."

67. Posted by Dodo David | December 24, 2005 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 24, 2005 08:32

Don't forget to stop in for... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 24, 2005 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Don't forget to stop in for a Christmas treat at St. Nick's Tavern on 5th and Main. LapLander dances.
Fresh Booze.

68. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 24, 2005 10:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 24, 2005 10:27

Q: "How does Santa get othe... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 24, 2005 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Q: "How does Santa get other frantic holiday shoppers to pull over so he can pass them in his sleigh?"
A: "Sirens"

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Posted on December 24, 2005 11:20

Santa trades in Mrs. Claus ... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Eric | December 24, 2005 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Santa trades in Mrs. Claus for three younger models.

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Posted on December 24, 2005 12:20

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71. Posted by fred lawson | December 24, 2005 1:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

"Coming out of shute #69 is Big Red riding Reindear #1; Hang on folks,This is a three ride event! P.B.R. fans eat your hearts out,there's a new show in town, the P.R.R. and I don't mean trains, wait a minute maybe I do! ride em Fat Boy!

71. Posted by fred lawson | December 24, 2005 1:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 24, 2005 13:01

Who needs those pesky reind... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Carl | December 24, 2005 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Carl:

Who needs those pesky reindeer when you have all THIS?!?

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Posted on December 24, 2005 14:37

1.) Okay, everyone back in ... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by brad | December 24, 2005 4:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brad:

1.) Okay, everyone back in the bag.

2.) So that's what's under the beard and pillow.

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Posted on December 24, 2005 16:30

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74. Posted by robert | December 24, 2005 10:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
robert:

There once was a large man from Seoul,
who was lonely performing his role.
Then groupies were they,
who jumped in the sleigh.
And then all were happy, on Santa’s pole.

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Posted on December 24, 2005 22:02

Come on wizbang! It's Chris... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by yetanotherjohn | December 25, 2005 11:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Come on wizbang! It's Christmas weekend. If you are going to run a caption contest on Christmas weekend at least put Santa or something in it, not just three scantily clad girls.

75. Posted by yetanotherjohn | December 25, 2005 11:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 25, 2005 23:47

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76. Posted by Jeff | December 26, 2005 6:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Bill Clinton was good this year.

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Posted on December 26, 2005 06:53

Update: <... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Kevin | December 27, 2005 1:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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