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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: December 30, 2005 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Wafah Dufour, niece of Osama bin Laden, poses in an undated publicity photo released on December 22, 2005, taken during a photo session for the January 2006 issue of GQ Magazine. (Jeff Riedel/GQ Magazine/Handout/Reuters)


Winners will be announced Monday evening (due to the holiday).


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (102)

Uncle=Bad -- Niece=Nice!... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by bRight & Early | December 30, 2005 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bRight & Early:

Uncle=Bad -- Niece=Nice!

1. Posted by bRight & Early | December 30, 2005 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 07:38

"Where has bin Laden been h... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Dave | December 30, 2005 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave:

"Where has bin Laden been hiding?"

Why, right here.

2. Posted by Dave | December 30, 2005 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 07:39

Who I would spy on if I wer... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by jc | December 30, 2005 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jc:

Who I would spy on if I were the NSA.

3. Posted by jc | December 30, 2005 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 07:43

The only bombshell the U.S.... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by John Irving | December 30, 2005 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Irving:

The only bombshell the U.S. wants from Bin Laden.

4. Posted by John Irving | December 30, 2005 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 07:46

Bill Clinton suddenly takes... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by John Irving | December 30, 2005 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Irving:

Bill Clinton suddenly takes charge in the search for Bin Laden.

5. Posted by John Irving | December 30, 2005 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 07:50

Snorkeling, anyone?... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by bullwinkle | December 30, 2005 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

Snorkeling, anyone?

6. Posted by bullwinkle | December 30, 2005 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 07:58

Anybody who wants that hidd... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by McGehee | December 30, 2005 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Anybody who wants that hidden under a burqa has got to be insane.

7. Posted by McGehee | December 30, 2005 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 08:03

After shaving off his beard... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Eric | December 30, 2005 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

After shaving off his beard and years of hormone treatments Bin Laden comes out.

8. Posted by Eric | December 30, 2005 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 08:10

After debuting his new clea... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Alex Nunez | December 30, 2005 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alex Nunez:

After debuting his new clean-shaven look, it became obvious that Osama, when captured, was going to be very popular with the rest of the prison population....

9. Posted by Alex Nunez | December 30, 2005 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 08:11

There's a fatwa in my pants... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by sentinel | December 30, 2005 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

There's a fatwa in my pants!

10. Posted by sentinel | December 30, 2005 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 08:15

run for your life, quick, I... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by billburz | December 30, 2005 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

run for your life, quick, I just let loose a dirty bomb!

11. Posted by billburz | December 30, 2005 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 08:16

71 more to go...maybe this ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Taz | December 30, 2005 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taz:

71 more to go...maybe this is heaven.

12. Posted by Taz | December 30, 2005 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 08:16

"I'm ready for my close-up,... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Thomas the Wraith | December 30, 2005 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thomas the Wraith:

"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Bin Laden."

13. Posted by Thomas the Wraith | December 30, 2005 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 08:28

Uh-oh, uncle Osama feels an... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Guido | December 30, 2005 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

Uh-oh, uncle Osama feels an "honor killing" coming on.

14. Posted by Guido | December 30, 2005 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 08:37

The bubbles floating upward... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Ali Mentary | December 30, 2005 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ali Mentary:

The bubbles floating upwards along the back are fantastic, but once they're popped out of the water nobody likes them any more.

I wonder about the amount of farting needed for that amount of foam.

15. Posted by Ali Mentary | December 30, 2005 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 08:44

All the things I'd be think... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Xyba | December 30, 2005 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Xyba:

All the things I'd be thinkin' I would be another Lincoln, If I only had a brain.

16. Posted by Xyba | December 30, 2005 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 08:46

Damn, I wish this bathtub w... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Guido | December 30, 2005 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

Damn, I wish this bathtub was installed facing east instead of south, this is so cramped bathing sideways.

17. Posted by Guido | December 30, 2005 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 08:50

I wonder if Aljazeer would ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by rick13 | December 30, 2005 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rick13:

I wonder if Aljazeer would show my video?...

18. Posted by rick13 | December 30, 2005 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 08:54

Hey, Uncle? %&#$ you!... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Todd | December 30, 2005 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Todd:

Hey, Uncle? %&#$ you!

19. Posted by Todd | December 30, 2005 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 09:00

Yo' Mama's been bathin'... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Yo' Mama's been bathin'

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 09:09

When asked about his niece,... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

When asked about his niece, Osama could only respond. "Well at least she's not a blogger."

21. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 09:11

OBL: "Looks like I picked t... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

OBL: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up issuing Fatwa's"

22. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 09:12

Oh-Momma Bin Laden!... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Spike | December 30, 2005 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Oh-Momma Bin Laden!

23. Posted by Spike | December 30, 2005 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 09:13

Bin Laden's niece proved to... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Dodo David | December 30, 2005 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Bin Laden's niece proved to be a better terrorist than her uncle. Upon seeing her, numerous men experienced explosions in their pants.

24. Posted by Dodo David | December 30, 2005 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 09:15

I'm gonna wash that man rig... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Matt | December 30, 2005 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair!

25. Posted by Matt | December 30, 2005 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 09:16

Hello, Mr Pizza Man. I'm s... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Josh Cohen | December 30, 2005 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Josh Cohen:

Hello, Mr Pizza Man. I'm sorry, but you've caught me in the bath. If you'd like, I can call for my notorious uncle and he can pay you... or... *cheesy jazz riff begins to play*

(I know, not my best work)

26. Posted by Josh Cohen | December 30, 2005 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 09:21

"Oops, sorry, didn't know y... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by OregonMuse | December 30, 2005 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"Oops, sorry, didn't know you were bathing. Anyway, Ann Coulter is on the phone. She wants her legs back."

27. Posted by OregonMuse | December 30, 2005 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 09:28

This one can knock down my ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Gringo | December 30, 2005 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gringo:

This one can knock down my tower.

28. Posted by Gringo | December 30, 2005 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 09:32

"It's hard being me, I bin ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by JimK | December 30, 2005 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

"It's hard being me, I bin laden with these great legs, smokey eyes, perky...you know."

29. Posted by JimK | December 30, 2005 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 09:35

Has anyone seen my Clinton ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Andy | December 30, 2005 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Andy:

Has anyone seen my Clinton rubber duck?

30. Posted by Andy | December 30, 2005 10:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 10:03

trying out the new moslem '... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by billburz | December 30, 2005 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

trying out the new moslem 'butttub'

31. Posted by billburz | December 30, 2005 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 10:09

A new pamphlet distributed ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by TS1 | December 30, 2005 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TS1:

A new pamphlet distributed by the Al-Queda terrorist organization reads, "Terrorists Unite - 71 more await you !"

32. Posted by TS1 | December 30, 2005 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 10:10

There once was a man named ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by robert | December 30, 2005 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
robert:

There once was a man named Osama,
who noted a skin pic of Wafah.
His reaction for us,
was to blow up a bus,
and crazy the nuts in Arabia.

33. Posted by robert | December 30, 2005 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 10:30

trying out the new moslem '... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by billburz | December 30, 2005 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

trying out the new moslem 'butttub'

34. Posted by billburz | December 30, 2005 10:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 10:37

What the heck do you mean..... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by tundra | December 30, 2005 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tundra:

What the heck do you mean........Land Shark?

35. Posted by tundra | December 30, 2005 10:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 10:44

Yes, baby, it IS a little u... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by DaveD | December 30, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

Yes, baby, it IS a little uncomfortable. But my Uncle says nothing as long as I am facing East.

36. Posted by DaveD | December 30, 2005 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 10:51

Try the NEW Allahu Ak... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Try the NEW Allahu Akbar-soap, it will make your skin feel like the skin of 72 Virgins...
from the makers of Pages of Koran Toilet Paper , softer than a sheeps bottom, Imam should know.

37. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 10:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 10:55

Riyadh HS class of 1995<br ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Riyadh HS class of 1995
Voted most likely to give you a Riyadh...
(or just most likely to...)

38. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 10:57

Wahabis unbag their women a... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by PTG | December 30, 2005 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PTG:

Wahabis unbag their women and wash them with soapy water on the full moon, whether they smell bad or not. Then, it is back in the bag for another month.

39. Posted by PTG | December 30, 2005 11:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 11:10

An eternity with 72 inexper... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Faith+1 | December 30, 2005 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

An eternity with 72 inexperienced burka wearing virgins who haven't got a clue, or a lifetime with one experienced woman who likes to sit around naked? You make the call...

40. Posted by Faith+1 | December 30, 2005 11:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 30, 2005 11:12

Kohler unveils their newest... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Doug | December 30, 2005 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug:

Kohler unveils their newest line of custom bath suites -- "The Tora Bora Collection"

41. Posted by Doug | December 30, 2005 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (<