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Uncle=Bad -- Niece=Nice!... (Below threshold)1. Posted by bRight & Early | December 30, 2005 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uncle=Bad -- Niece=Nice!
1. Posted by bRight & Early | December 30, 2005 7:38 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 07:38
2. Posted by Dave | December 30, 2005 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Where has bin Laden been hiding?"
Why, right here.
2. Posted by Dave | December 30, 2005 7:39 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 07:39
3. Posted by jc | December 30, 2005 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who I would spy on if I were the NSA.
3. Posted by jc | December 30, 2005 7:43 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 07:43
4. Posted by John Irving | December 30, 2005 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The only bombshell the U.S. wants from Bin Laden.
4. Posted by John Irving | December 30, 2005 7:46 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 07:46
5. Posted by John Irving | December 30, 2005 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Clinton suddenly takes charge in the search for Bin Laden.
5. Posted by John Irving | December 30, 2005 7:50 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 07:50
6. Posted by bullwinkle | December 30, 2005 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Snorkeling, anyone?
6. Posted by bullwinkle | December 30, 2005 7:58 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 07:58
7. Posted by McGehee | December 30, 2005 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anybody who wants that hidden under a burqa has got to be insane.
7. Posted by McGehee | December 30, 2005 8:03 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 08:03
8. Posted by Eric | December 30, 2005 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After shaving off his beard and years of hormone treatments Bin Laden comes out.
8. Posted by Eric | December 30, 2005 8:10 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 08:10
9. Posted by Alex Nunez | December 30, 2005 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After debuting his new clean-shaven look, it became obvious that Osama, when captured, was going to be very popular with the rest of the prison population....
9. Posted by Alex Nunez | December 30, 2005 8:11 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 08:11
10. Posted by sentinel | December 30, 2005 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There's a fatwa in my pants!
10. Posted by sentinel | December 30, 2005 8:15 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 08:15
11. Posted by billburz | December 30, 2005 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
run for your life, quick, I just let loose a dirty bomb!
11. Posted by billburz | December 30, 2005 8:16 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 08:16
12. Posted by Taz | December 30, 2005 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
71 more to go...maybe this is heaven.
12. Posted by Taz | December 30, 2005 8:16 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 08:16
13. Posted by Thomas the Wraith | December 30, 2005 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Bin Laden."
13. Posted by Thomas the Wraith | December 30, 2005 8:28 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 08:28
14. Posted by Guido | December 30, 2005 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uh-oh, uncle Osama feels an "honor killing" coming on.
14. Posted by Guido | December 30, 2005 8:37 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 08:37
15. Posted by Ali Mentary | December 30, 2005 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The bubbles floating upwards along the back are fantastic, but once they're popped out of the water nobody likes them any more.
I wonder about the amount of farting needed for that amount of foam.
15. Posted by Ali Mentary | December 30, 2005 8:44 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 08:44
16. Posted by Xyba | December 30, 2005 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All the things I'd be thinkin' I would be another Lincoln, If I only had a brain.
16. Posted by Xyba | December 30, 2005 8:46 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 08:46
17. Posted by Guido | December 30, 2005 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn, I wish this bathtub was installed facing east instead of south, this is so cramped bathing sideways.
17. Posted by Guido | December 30, 2005 8:50 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 08:50
18. Posted by rick13 | December 30, 2005 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wonder if Aljazeer would show my video?...
18. Posted by rick13 | December 30, 2005 8:54 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 08:54
19. Posted by Todd | December 30, 2005 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, Uncle? %&#$ you!
19. Posted by Todd | December 30, 2005 9:00 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 09:00
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yo' Mama's been bathin'
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 9:09 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 09:09
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When asked about his niece, Osama could only respond. "Well at least she's not a blogger."
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 9:11 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 09:11
22. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OBL: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up issuing Fatwa's"
22. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 9:12 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 09:12
23. Posted by Spike | December 30, 2005 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh-Momma Bin Laden!
23. Posted by Spike | December 30, 2005 9:13 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 09:13
24. Posted by Dodo David | December 30, 2005 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bin Laden's niece proved to be a better terrorist than her uncle. Upon seeing her, numerous men experienced explosions in their pants.
24. Posted by Dodo David | December 30, 2005 9:15 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 09:15
25. Posted by Matt | December 30, 2005 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair!
25. Posted by Matt | December 30, 2005 9:16 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 09:16
26. Posted by Josh Cohen | December 30, 2005 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hello, Mr Pizza Man. I'm sorry, but you've caught me in the bath. If you'd like, I can call for my notorious uncle and he can pay you... or... *cheesy jazz riff begins to play*
(I know, not my best work)
26. Posted by Josh Cohen | December 30, 2005 9:21 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 09:21
27. Posted by OregonMuse | December 30, 2005 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oops, sorry, didn't know you were bathing. Anyway, Ann Coulter is on the phone. She wants her legs back."
27. Posted by OregonMuse | December 30, 2005 9:28 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 09:28
28. Posted by Gringo | December 30, 2005 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This one can knock down my tower.
28. Posted by Gringo | December 30, 2005 9:32 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 09:32
29. Posted by JimK | December 30, 2005 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It's hard being me, I bin laden with these great legs, smokey eyes, perky...you know."
29. Posted by JimK | December 30, 2005 9:35 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 09:35
30. Posted by Andy | December 30, 2005 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Has anyone seen my Clinton rubber duck?
30. Posted by Andy | December 30, 2005 10:03 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 10:03
31. Posted by billburz | December 30, 2005 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
trying out the new moslem 'butttub'
31. Posted by billburz | December 30, 2005 10:09 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 10:09
32. Posted by TS1 | December 30, 2005 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A new pamphlet distributed by the Al-Queda terrorist organization reads, "Terrorists Unite - 71 more await you !"
32. Posted by TS1 | December 30, 2005 10:10 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 10:10
33. Posted by robert | December 30, 2005 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There once was a man named Osama,
who noted a skin pic of Wafah.
His reaction for us,
was to blow up a bus,
and crazy the nuts in Arabia.
33. Posted by robert | December 30, 2005 10:30 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 10:30
34. Posted by billburz | December 30, 2005 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
trying out the new moslem 'butttub'
34. Posted by billburz | December 30, 2005 10:37 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 10:37
35. Posted by tundra | December 30, 2005 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What the heck do you mean........Land Shark?
35. Posted by tundra | December 30, 2005 10:44 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 10:44
36. Posted by DaveD | December 30, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, baby, it IS a little uncomfortable. But my Uncle says nothing as long as I am facing East.
36. Posted by DaveD | December 30, 2005 10:51 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 10:51
37. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Try the NEW Allahu Akbar-soap, it will make your skin feel like the skin of 72 Virgins...
from the makers of Pages of Koran Toilet Paper , softer than a sheeps bottom, Imam should know.
37. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 10:55 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 10:55
38. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Riyadh HS class of 1995
Voted most likely to give you a Riyadh...
(or just most likely to...)
38. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 10:57 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 10:57
39. Posted by PTG | December 30, 2005 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wahabis unbag their women and wash them with soapy water on the full moon, whether they smell bad or not. Then, it is back in the bag for another month.
39. Posted by PTG | December 30, 2005 11:10 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 11:10
40. Posted by Faith+1 | December 30, 2005 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An eternity with 72 inexperienced burka wearing virgins who haven't got a clue, or a lifetime with one experienced woman who likes to sit around naked? You make the call...
40. Posted by Faith+1 | December 30, 2005 11:12 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 11:12
41. Posted by Doug | December 30, 2005 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kohler unveils their newest line of custom bath suites -- "The Tora Bora Collection"
41. Posted by Doug | December 30, 2005 11:19 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 11:19
42. Posted by Tom | December 30, 2005 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eagle claw bathtub, $1,365 - Customed designed tiles on wall, $7,833 - Blowing away the bubbles, priceless.
For everything else, there's Allah!
42. Posted by Tom | December 30, 2005 11:21 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 11:21
43. Posted by Sean Gleeson | December 30, 2005 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This corroborates my theory that al-Quaeda has ties to Baathists.
43. Posted by Sean Gleeson | December 30, 2005 11:22 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 11:22
44. Posted by rick13 | December 30, 2005 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Talk about about a Bath Party!
44. Posted by rick13 | December 30, 2005 11:28 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 11:28
45. Posted by Foyle | December 30, 2005 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Post-op, Bin Laden explained "I'm much happier now."
45. Posted by Foyle | December 30, 2005 11:50 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 11:50
46. Posted by Dwight P | December 30, 2005 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think I just had a Wizbang in my pants
46. Posted by Dwight P | December 30, 2005 12:00 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 12:00
47. Posted by odrady | December 30, 2005 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Whoa, so that's the North Tower!"
47. Posted by odrady | December 30, 2005 12:18 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 12:18
48. Posted by Takefive | December 30, 2005 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn you, infidel! You made me drop my submarine!
48. Posted by Takefive | December 30, 2005 12:19 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 12:19
49. Posted by jc | December 30, 2005 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All that's missing: a six pack of Coors Light and a couple of Carolina Panthers' cheerleaders.
49. Posted by jc | December 30, 2005 12:26 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 12:26
50. Posted by Tom_with_a_Dream | December 30, 2005 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not a caption, but ...
What is the daughter of Osama "We-kill-all-infidels-who-are-not-as-religious-and-pure-as-us" bin Laden doing posing for a GQ spread naked in a bathtub?
Weird, huh? You'd almost think the bin Laden's understand the appeal of the modern world...
50. Posted by Tom_with_a_Dream | December 30, 2005 12:28 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 12:28
51. Posted by jhow66 | December 30, 2005 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
------UGLY-----
51. Posted by jhow66 | December 30, 2005 12:37 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 12:37
52. Posted by Brad | December 30, 2005 12:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The rarely issued twatwa
52. Posted by Brad | December 30, 2005 12:53 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 12:53
53. Posted by yetanotherjohn | December 30, 2005 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Me thinks Al Qaeda has hired a new PR person and they are starting a "softer side of AQ" campaign.
53. Posted by yetanotherjohn | December 30, 2005 1:12 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 13:12
54. Posted by Don | December 30, 2005 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The blood, the blood...it won't wash off.
54. Posted by Don | December 30, 2005 1:33 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 13:33
55. Posted by physics geek | December 30, 2005 1:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In preparation for her soon-to-be honor killing, Osama's niece soaks in a tub of bubbling nitroglycerin.
55. Posted by physics geek | December 30, 2005 1:41 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 13:41
56. Posted by CZ | December 30, 2005 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WOWWW! Sheik Yerbouti!
56. Posted by CZ | December 30, 2005 1:48 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 13:48
57. Posted by TheKid | December 30, 2005 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The martyr who was disappointed to find that the West's corrupting influences had infiltrated his own paradise was last heard saying "If you can't beat 'em, might as well join 'em" before pouring himself a glass of Crystal and putting on his rubber ducky thong.
57. Posted by TheKid | December 30, 2005 1:50 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 13:50
58. Posted by starboardhelm | December 30, 2005 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ad: Gitmo Girl says, "Come hither, bomber boy, I will be your torturer for today."
News: In a ploy to skirt new torture guidelines, the Bush administration hired 72 virgins as interrogators. Al Quaeda members scramble to vacation at Guantanamo Bay, thinking it is paradise.
58. Posted by starboardhelm | December 30, 2005 2:01 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 14:01
59. Posted by McGehee | December 30, 2005 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"In other news, John Murtha and Harry Reid have uncovered new evidence of horrible Bush Administration torture techniques. Parents, send your children from the room, these next pictures will shock you."
59. Posted by McGehee | December 30, 2005 2:06 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 14:06
60. Posted by McGehee | December 30, 2005 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Please don't hold my uncle against me, because that would be ... wrong."
60. Posted by McGehee | December 30, 2005 2:07 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 14:07
61. Posted by fred lawson | December 30, 2005 2:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Bin there? Done that?"
61. Posted by fred lawson | December 30, 2005 2:09 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 14:09
62. Posted by DaveD | December 30, 2005 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What does a girl have to do to get a little privacy around here? Live in a cave?!
62. Posted by DaveD | December 30, 2005 2:20 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 14:20
63. Posted by SteveL | December 30, 2005 2:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"In a new torture scandal, the Washington Post provides clear evidence of inhmane treatment. Shown here is a relative of al Qaeda leader who has been forced to bathe."
63. Posted by SteveL | December 30, 2005 2:25 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 14:25
64. Posted by machs | December 30, 2005 2:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mommy, may I help you?
64. Posted by machs | December 30, 2005 2:39 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 14:39
65. Posted by Solomon2 | December 30, 2005 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm not really a bad girl, I'm just drawn that way."
65. Posted by Solomon2 | December 30, 2005 2:41 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 14:41
66. Posted by Aaron's cc: | December 30, 2005 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who needs bubble bath when you can just eat humus and babaganoush half an hour before hopping in the tub?
66. Posted by Aaron's cc: | December 30, 2005 2:44 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 14:44
67. Posted by Aaron's cc: | December 30, 2005 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
By the time she hits her late thirties, you KNOW she's going to go the way of her kin and begin to resemble Hanan Ashrawi.
Not a people whose women age gracefully.
67. Posted by Aaron's cc: | December 30, 2005 2:53 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 14:53
68. Posted by tc | December 30, 2005 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Do you wonder where my left hand is?
68. Posted by tc | December 30, 2005 3:26 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 15:26
69. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NYT Bestsellers List - Now the sequel we've all been waiting for from Salman Rushdie -- Satanic Nieces
69. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 30, 2005 4:03 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 16:03
70. Posted by CARL | December 30, 2005 4:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IT IS BECAUSE OF BUSH THAT I MUST SIT IN THIS HOT WATER (PLEASE TELL THE U.N) THEY WONT STOP WATER BOARDING ME S.O.S.
70. Posted by CARL | December 30, 2005 4:39 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 16:39
71. Posted by Ed | December 30, 2005 4:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" I'm forever blowing bubbles..."
71. Posted by Ed | December 30, 2005 4:40 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 16:40
72. Posted by c | December 30, 2005 4:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Playmate Data Sheet -- Wafah Dufour
Turn-Ons: Ululating
Turn-Offs: Sharia Law, clitorecotmies
Favorite Sport: Buzkashi
Favorite Musician: Cat Stevens
My Man is: Tall and slender, but not dickless like Uncle OBL
Things I Love: Long walks with my pet camel, Hef
My Dream: A 3-way with Maureen Dowd and Chris Matthews
72. Posted by c | December 30, 2005 4:56 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 16:56
73. Posted by tony | December 30, 2005 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Further proof that the grass isn't always greener on the other side of the burka.
73. Posted by tony | December 30, 2005 5:07 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 17:07
74. Posted by David Drake | December 30, 2005 5:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'll bet you didn't know that Al Gore invented this claw-foot bathtub. Well, he did!"
74. Posted by David Drake | December 30, 2005 5:30 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 17:30
75. Posted by spacemonkey | December 30, 2005 6:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Being related to OBL makes me feel so, so dirty!"
75. Posted by spacemonkey | December 30, 2005 6:16 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 18:16
76. Posted by anon | December 30, 2005 6:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hide in my cave. I just cleaned it."
76. Posted by anon | December 30, 2005 6:20 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 18:20
77. Posted by Ingress | December 30, 2005 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I am friendly, nice girl with friendly, nice legs to choke your friendly, nice neck. Come in."
77. Posted by Ingress | December 30, 2005 6:27 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 18:27
78. Posted by Kristian | December 30, 2005 6:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And in other news, Osama Bin Laden's Sister has adopted Salmon Rushdie...
78. Posted by Kristian | December 30, 2005 6:46 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 18:46
79. Posted by Tio Jaime | December 30, 2005 6:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't hate me because my uncle is an international terrorist...
79. Posted by Tio Jaime | December 30, 2005 6:50 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 18:50
80. Posted by Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith | December 30, 2005 6:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm voting right now. I'll let you see my finger in a few minutes.
80. Posted by Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith | December 30, 2005 6:51 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 18:51
81. Posted by Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith | December 30, 2005 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rockin' the Casbah!
81. Posted by Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith | December 30, 2005 6:55 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 18:55
82. Posted by Peter F. | December 30, 2005 7:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Is that an IED in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
82. Posted by Peter F. | December 30, 2005 7:24 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 19:24
83. Posted by Aaron's cc: | December 30, 2005 7:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Osama bin Fappin
83. Posted by Aaron's cc: | December 30, 2005 7:37 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 19:37
84. Posted by machs | December 30, 2005 9:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Strike my entry. I don't know how to read!
84. Posted by machs | December 30, 2005 9:04 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 21:04
85. Posted by Immolate | December 30, 2005 9:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is making my little jihadi stand up and salute!
85. Posted by Immolate | December 30, 2005 9:23 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 21:23
86. Posted by Tom | December 30, 2005 9:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bin Laden responding thru Al Jazerra declared: "There is a black sheep in every 40-50 nieces or nephews. I remember Wafah as a young girl, we thought she was a little, ahhh, 'slow.' Her burka never quite fit right and she could never quite, ahhh, 'hit the target' during a tribal stoning. Well, at least Allah has blessed her with the bin Laden family full, pouty lips."
86. Posted by Tom | December 30, 2005 9:23 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 21:23
87. Posted by fustian | December 30, 2005 10:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey soldier. How'd you like to invade my fertile crescent?
87. Posted by fustian | December 30, 2005 10:50 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2005 22:50
88. Posted by Charles V | December 31, 2005 1:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
According to the New York Times the military is using sexual torture techniques with celebrity Moslum divas including relatives of Osama Bin Laden (neice pictured above)at the Guatanamo Bay prisoner facility. A spokesman for the administration condemned the revelation of the secret CIA run operation. Senator Hillary Clinton called the torture "obscene" not knowing her husband and former President Bill Clinton earlier had characterized the prison camp as a "government sanctioned pleasure facility" and "I am going down there to experience it myself" later elaborating that he "would leave no cave unexplored" in his "quest for booty errrr I mean the truth."
88. Posted by Charles V | December 31, 2005 1:58 AM |
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Posted on December 31, 2005 01:58
89. Posted by Yehudit | December 31, 2005 6:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am modeling a new way to hide a Semtex belt.
89. Posted by Yehudit | December 31, 2005 6:19 AM |
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Posted on December 31, 2005 06:19
90. Posted by wavemaker | December 31, 2005 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry, I can't think of anything funny to say about a guileless (and --- I suspect -- talentless) skank who would so transparently trade on the name of her (apparently quite) distant notorious relative purely for the publicity. The story linked above by Reidblog tells it all. The poor thing.
90. Posted by wavemaker | December 31, 2005 9:35 AM |
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Posted on December 31, 2005 09:35
91. Posted by Lasting Magic | December 31, 2005 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You washa my back. We shoota you in the back. You first."
91. Posted by Lasting Magic | December 31, 2005 10:39 AM |
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Posted on December 31, 2005 10:39
92. Posted by V the K | December 31, 2005 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Add if you add water, Smelly Pirate Hooker makes her own gravy.
To find out where Wafah has hidden the soap, enter your credit card number now.
"Whoever said diamonds are a girls best friend never had 22psi of water pressure."
"Uncle Osama never let me bathe. He said the proper way for a Muslim girl to bathe was for her uncle to lick her clean with his tongue."
The bathwater was later sold on eBay for $29.99 a pint.
"The advantage of the champagne bath is that you get drunk and clean, that's one better than Osama on any given day!"
92. Posted by V the K | December 31, 2005 12:07 PM |
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Posted on December 31, 2005 12:07
93. Posted by fustian | December 31, 2005 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Putting the bath back in Baathist...
93. Posted by fustian | December 31, 2005 3:35 PM |
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Posted on December 31, 2005 15:35
94. Posted by McCain | January 1, 2006 4:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Screw bin Laden.
94. Posted by McCain | January 1, 2006 4:03 AM |
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Posted on January 1, 2006 04:03
95. Posted by billburz | January 1, 2006 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Islamist Foot Fetish Pic!
95. Posted by billburz | January 1, 2006 9:30 AM |
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Posted on January 1, 2006 09:30
96. Posted by TheEnigma | January 1, 2006 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bill clinton groped me while we were in the elevator. This is my 40th bath in 3 days, but nothing will ever stop me from feeling dirty.
96. Posted by TheEnigma | January 1, 2006 11:24 AM |
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Posted on January 1, 2006 11:24
97. Posted by charles austin | January 1, 2006 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The "profit motive" beats the "prophet motive" every time.
97. Posted by charles austin | January 1, 2006 11:35 AM |
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Posted on January 1, 2006 11:35
98. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 1, 2006 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Photographic proof Osama is taking a dirt nap.
98. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 1, 2006 4:29 PM |
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Posted on January 1, 2006 16:29
99. Posted by Dave | January 1, 2006 9:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Osama celebrates his inner woman.
99. Posted by Dave | January 1, 2006 9:10 PM |
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Posted on January 1, 2006 21:10
100. Posted by Ken | January 2, 2006 1:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(speaking into sat phone disquised as a cake of soap)
"Can you hear me now?"
100. Posted by Ken | January 2, 2006 1:00 AM |
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Posted on January 2, 2006 01:00
101. Posted by Ken | January 3, 2006 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
To the tune of Maria Muldaur's "Midnight at the Oasis":
Let's slip off to a bathroom,
real soon,
and kick up a little suds!
101. Posted by Ken | January 3, 2006 1:03 PM |
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Posted on January 3, 2006 13:03
102. Posted by Kevin Aylward | January 6, 2006 1:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
102. Posted by Kevin Aylward | January 6, 2006 1:03 AM |
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Posted on January 6, 2006 01:03