
All of the New York gossip columns run with stories about 22-year-old actress Emily Stern's departure from the lead role of Madonna in an off- Broadway show which featured her completely naked. The Jewish Theater of New York production of "Kabbalah," is now shut down, and the producer is pissed - lashing out at both Sterns.
"After I cast her in late September, her father called her in for a meeting," [Tuvia] Tenebom recounted. "She came back very shaken. She said, 'My father basically told me that if I take the role [which requires her to be on stage nude for the last 10 minutes], that his enemies would buy blocks of tickets, throw garbage at my vagina, take nude pictures of me and put them all over the Internet.'Sort of like if she'd appeared on The Howard Stern Show...
Emily Stern had been appearing in the role since mid November and the run, which was widely panned, was scheduled to end January 28th. Apparently Emily got spooked by traffic on Stern fan web sites (or on XM competitors Opie and Anthony's show fan sites) that indicated there were fans snapping pictures and posting the images. The fetching actress decided to hangup her Madonna boobie cones, leaving the producers of the play in a lurch. Ironically her move attracted more attention to the show it than if she'd completed the run in obscurity.
Stern daughter rudely exposed to stage world - [New York Daily News]
STERN'S KID CUTS SMUT - [New York Post]
Daddys fame has her bailing - [Newsday]
Kabbalah Video (SFW)
Jay Tea adds: That link doesn't work for me, but youtube.com has a clip, too -- the images are SFW, the dialogue isn't.



Comments (23)
What? No blue type/underlin... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Jamie | January 5, 2006 12:08 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
What? No blue type/underlines to indicate links from the text "snapping pictures and posting the images?"
Kevin, I'm disappointed in you.
1. Posted by Jamie | January 5, 2006 12:08 PM |
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Posted on January 5, 2006 12:08
2. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | January 5, 2006 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The play sounds truly awful, dumb, and pointless. How did it stay open for more than a day or two?
2. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | January 5, 2006 12:49 PM |
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Posted on January 5, 2006 12:49
3. Posted by McGehee | January 5, 2006 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How did it stay open for more than a day or two?
Maybe if more people had gone to see it, somebody would have known how bad it was.
3. Posted by McGehee | January 5, 2006 1:36 PM |
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Posted on January 5, 2006 13:36
4. Posted by Nahanni | January 5, 2006 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why should she or her father be bothered by this?
Am not surprised Howard hasn't posted the pictures himself.
4. Posted by Nahanni | January 5, 2006 1:44 PM |
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Posted on January 5, 2006 13:44
5. Posted by bobdog | January 5, 2006 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I thought Stern was the Patron Saint of free speech? Tits are a special constitutionally-protected form of free speech, aren't they? After all, mooning has now been blessed by the court of appeals just this week.
It's all about FREEEEEE-DUMMMM. It's not about talent.
What an idiot.
5. Posted by bobdog | January 5, 2006 2:18 PM |
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Posted on January 5, 2006 14:18
6. Posted by steve sturm | January 5, 2006 2:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Did Stern ever bother to think about how his parents enjoyed having to hear of his antics?
6. Posted by steve sturm | January 5, 2006 2:25 PM |
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Posted on January 5, 2006 14:25
7. Posted by the wolf | January 5, 2006 3:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is that picture distorted or is she about 9 feet tall?
7. Posted by the wolf | January 5, 2006 3:59 PM |
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Posted on January 5, 2006 15:59
8. Posted by ken | January 5, 2006 7:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At least she is a fetching actress instead of a felching one.
8. Posted by ken | January 5, 2006 7:27 PM |
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Posted on January 5, 2006 19:27
9. Posted by -S- | January 5, 2006 8:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
zzzzzzz...
9. Posted by -S- | January 5, 2006 8:12 PM |
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Posted on January 5, 2006 20:12
10. Posted by -S- | January 5, 2006 8:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Waking up here: the REAL story is how Howard Stern even has a daughter, much less his millions/billions. I've never seen the appeal. At least with SOUTHPARK, you get pictures.
10. Posted by -S- | January 5, 2006 8:13 PM |
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Posted on January 5, 2006 20:13
11. Posted by Ed | January 5, 2006 8:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who gives a rats ass about Howard Stern's daughter!!! I wanna see Ostrovsky butt-nekkid!!! That's Howie's girlfriend for those that didn't know.
11. Posted by Ed | January 5, 2006 8:46 PM |
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Posted on January 5, 2006 20:46
12. Posted by Andy | January 5, 2006 10:44 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
So Howard Stern makes million exploting women but he doesn't want his daughter being exploited.
Fucking hypocrite.
12. Posted by Andy | January 5, 2006 10:44 PM |
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Posted on January 5, 2006 22:44
13. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 6, 2006 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So Howard Stern makes million exploting women but he doesn't want his daughter being exploited.
I had a thought along that line, just couldn't find the right words, but Andy's comment pretty much captured it.
13. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 6, 2006 8:20 AM |
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Posted on January 6, 2006 08:20
14. Posted by BlogDog | January 6, 2006 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It does appear that Howard is the sole family member with talent.
14. Posted by BlogDog | January 6, 2006 10:37 AM |
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Posted on January 6, 2006 10:37
15. Posted by Mike | January 7, 2006 8:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Howard has talent?
I suppose the ability to make money without any discernable ability is a talent of sorts.
15. Posted by Mike | January 7, 2006 8:28 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2006 20:28
16. Posted by Steve from Yellowstone | January 8, 2006 3:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RAMMMONNNNE..tell this bitch to cover those cones up
16. Posted by Steve from Yellowstone | January 8, 2006 3:28 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2006 15:28
17. Posted by Bill | January 8, 2006 9:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who is this Howard Stern geezer?
17. Posted by Bill | January 8, 2006 9:18 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2006 21:18
18. Posted by GOGO | January 10, 2006 7:40 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
WTF sum1 gotta have a nude from theier cellphone orusmthin i wanna c her tits
18. Posted by GOGO | January 10, 2006 7:40 PM |
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Posted on January 10, 2006 19:40
19. Posted by Hoo Hoo Howie | January 19, 2006 7:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I invented cone bras
19. Posted by Hoo Hoo Howie | January 19, 2006 7:58 PM |
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Posted on January 19, 2006 19:58
20. Posted by rufus | January 29, 2006 11:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the big nosed ugly apple doesn't fall far from the tree
20. Posted by rufus | January 29, 2006 11:07 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2006 23:07
21. Posted by William O'Shea | December 4, 2006 4:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
i think that howard stern is the man and if i had a daughter i wouldnt want her to be naked in front of a whole bunch of people, especially if they arent there to see the actual theatre performance but just to take pictures to post on the internet and ragg on howard
21. Posted by William O'Shea | December 4, 2006 4:11 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2006 16:11
22. Posted by marchita mclaughlin | April 4, 2007 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
to HOward: how do you like it? Maybe we will see Beth naked next. How about it?
22. Posted by marchita mclaughlin | April 4, 2007 9:47 AM |
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Posted on April 4, 2007 09:47
23. Posted by mark m. | March 26, 2008 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
it's not her fault howard [her father ] is bad with women..
23. Posted by mark m. | March 26, 2008 1:11 PM |
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Posted on March 26, 2008 13:11