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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: January 6, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

An attendee looks at a 103 inch Panasonic plasma television, the world's largest, on the opening day of the 2006 Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, Nevada.(AFP/Getty Images/Justin Sullivan)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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"What you lookin' at bi***?... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by bRight & Early | January 6, 2006 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bRight & Early:

"What you lookin' at bi***?"

1. Posted by bRight & Early | January 6, 2006 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 08:02

Hey Mister, do ya think he ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by billburz | January 6, 2006 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

Hey Mister, do ya think he will post this weeks Caption results on time?

2. Posted by billburz | January 6, 2006 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 08:22

Panosonic continues to deny... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 6, 2006 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Panosonic continues to deny the porn industry is driving technology.

3. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 6, 2006 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 08:23

The ghost of Godfrey Cambri... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by D. Carter | January 6, 2006 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Carter:

The ghost of Godfrey Cambridge unaccountably shows up at the Consumer Electronics Show, creating the first documented encounter between plasma and ectoplasm.

4. Posted by D. Carter | January 6, 2006 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 09:02

"Hmmm...I wonder why Blonde... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 6, 2006 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Hmmm...I wonder why Blondes would pay to have their roots darkened?"

5. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 6, 2006 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 09:15

Maxine Headroom... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 6, 2006 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Maxine Headroom

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 6, 2006 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 09:17

Panasonic reveals their new... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Daniel Shearon | January 6, 2006 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel Shearon:

Panasonic reveals their new marketing plan: "Stare at you unitll you buy something." Preliminary results show it is effective.

7. Posted by Daniel Shearon | January 6, 2006 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 09:37

spellcheck dammit... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Daniel Shearon | January 6, 2006 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel Shearon:

spellcheck dammit

8. Posted by Daniel Shearon | January 6, 2006 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 09:38

I'm sorry, Rodney, but thes... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by D. Carter | January 6, 2006 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Carter:

I'm sorry, Rodney, but these mixed relationships never work out. You're three-dimensional and I'm two-dimensional. end of story.

9. Posted by D. Carter | January 6, 2006 9:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 09:48

Hi, I'm Lisa from Panasonic... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by D. Carter | January 6, 2006 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Carter:

Hi, I'm Lisa from Panasonic's new Interactive Television Security System. What's in the bag, CLyde? "Complimentary pens", I suppose?

10. Posted by D. Carter | January 6, 2006 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 09:51

DISCLAIMER: Blazing Saddles... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by JimK | January 6, 2006 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

DISCLAIMER: Blazing Saddles. Direct all complaints to Mel Brooks. On with the caption:

"Oh, DAT'S where all de white wimmen at!"

11. Posted by JimK | January 6, 2006 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 09:52

"No, really, there's a bug ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | January 6, 2006 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JohnAnnArbor:

"No, really, there's a bug on top of your head."

12. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | January 6, 2006 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 10:05

"Damn," thought Shaq. "I h... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Falze | January 6, 2006 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

"Damn," thought Shaq. "I hope it's just the TV, cuz if she's really that big, ain't no way I'm gonna defend her. Man, I never thought I'd see the day when a chick was dunkin' on me."

13. Posted by Falze | January 6, 2006 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 10:06

...If we had known that "DE... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Glenn | January 6, 2006 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Glenn:

...If we had known that "DEEP THOUGHT" was a blonde...then the whole " answer is 42 " starts to make a lot more sense.

14. Posted by Glenn | January 6, 2006 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 10:12

I don't know why they call ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by rick13 | January 6, 2006 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rick13:

I don't know why they call you "The Man"!

15. Posted by rick13 | January 6, 2006 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 10:23

With Panasonic's new 2-way ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Dodo David | January 6, 2006 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

With Panasonic's new 2-way TV, you, too, can experience love at first sight . . . with no payments until January 2008!

16. Posted by Dodo David | January 6, 2006 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 10:32

On Exhibit: The new fashio... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by billburz | January 6, 2006 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

On Exhibit: The new fashion mirror from Panasonic

17. Posted by billburz | January 6, 2006 10:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 10:44

Reggie, realizeing that alr... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | January 6, 2006 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dwayne "the canoe guy":

Reggie, realizeing that already owned one white bag, didn't feel that he needed another one.

18. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | January 6, 2006 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 10:49

"You talkin' to me? You tal... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by jeff | January 6, 2006 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jeff:

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok."

19. Posted by jeff | January 6, 2006 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 10:50

It was love at first sight.... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Hodink | January 6, 2006 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

It was love at first sight.

20. Posted by Hodink | January 6, 2006 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 10:50

The perfect woman....she co... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Faith+1 | January 6, 2006 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

The perfect woman....she comes with a mute button.

21. Posted by Faith+1 | January 6, 2006 10:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 10:56

Today, at the 2006 Consumer... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 6, 2006 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Today, at the 2006 Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton charged Panasonic management with racial profiling - accusing them of intentionally showing African-Americans only flat screen televisions that are “too big to loot”.

22. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 6, 2006 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 10:57

And it still doesn't have t... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by lawhawk | January 6, 2006 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

And it still doesn't have the look and feel of Feelavision 3-D...

Maxine Headroom reveals that in other news, she's not wearing any pants. But Big Jim Slade is coming to her rescue.

/having a Kentucky Fried Movie relapse...

23. Posted by lawhawk | January 6, 2006 11:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 11:00

"103 inches? Damn, a jizzmo... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by ken | January 6, 2006 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ken:

"103 inches? Damn, a jizzmoppers job is never done."

24. Posted by ken | January 6, 2006 11:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 11:13

Damn Nigga! ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by BaghdadBob | January 6, 2006 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BaghdadBob:

Damn Nigga!

25. Posted by BaghdadBob | January 6, 2006 11:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 11:22

That's close to 9 feet diag... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | January 6, 2006 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

That's close to 9 feet diagonal! At 16x9, that is about 90 inches across (about 7 1/2 feet) and 50 inches high (about 4 feet).

My God! It's full of stars!

26. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | January 6, 2006 11:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 11:59

Woman: "You're stari... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by McGehee | January 6, 2006 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Woman: "You're staring at me because I'm on TV, and I'm staring at you because you have a fish on your head."

Man: "I'm staring at you because I'm angry -- because I've got a fish on my head and I'm not on TV."

27. Posted by McGehee | January 6, 2006 12:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 12:07

Don't try to engage the bla... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith | January 6, 2006 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith:

Don't try to engage the black dude in conversation. That's impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth.

There is no black dude.

Then you'll see that it is not he who is stuck inside a television set, but yourself.

28. Posted by Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith | January 6, 2006 12:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 12:16

Big sister is watching.... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by The Random Yak | January 6, 2006 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Random Yak:

Big sister is watching.

29. Posted by The Random Yak | January 6, 2006 12:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 12:58

"It's the big one, Elizabet... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by SSG Pooh | January 6, 2006 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SSG Pooh:

"It's the big one, Elizabeth. I'm comin' for ya."

30. Posted by SSG Pooh | January 6, 2006 1:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 13:00

Honey, forget that space sh... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by pete | January 6, 2006 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pete:

Honey, forget that space shuttle. Check out my pocket rocket!

31. Posted by pete | January 6, 2006 1:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 13:12

"I Had A Dream."... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by radio free fred | January 6, 2006 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"I Had A Dream."

32. Posted by radio free fred | January 6, 2006 1:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 13:17

"But what 'xactly is worth ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Weegie | January 6, 2006 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

"But what 'xactly is worth watchin' on yo' big ass TV?"

"Me, big boy. All. Holes. Filled."

"Damn!"

[sorry - my mind goes straight to the gutter sometimes]

33. Posted by Weegie | January 6, 2006 1:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 13:20

I can't wait to be watching... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by George | January 6, 2006 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George:

I can't wait to be watching the Super Bowl with
this in the "Man Shed."

34. Posted by George | January 6, 2006 1:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 13:22

America's Next Top Model re... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Tango | January 6, 2006 2:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

America's Next Top Model reaches #1 in broadcast ratings in Sudan. Said one loyal Sudanese watcher of the FOX program, "I never realized starving oneself could be so sexy."

35. Posted by Tango | January 6, 2006 2:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 14:09

Hmph, you call that big? '... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Sean | January 6, 2006 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sean:

Hmph, you call that big? 'Scuse me while I whip this out.

(Inspired and taken from Blazing Saddles)

36. Posted by Sean | January 6, 2006 2:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 14:37

Ebony and Ivory stuck forev... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Aaron's cc: | January 6, 2006 2:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's cc::

Ebony and Ivory stuck forever in dimensions 2 and 3.
Posing for a caption contest, oh lord why don’t we?

37. Posted by Aaron's cc: | January 6, 2006 2:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 14:59

Daaaamn how I gonna fit tha... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by HeyMike | January 6, 2006 3:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HeyMike:

Daaaamn how I gonna fit that in this bag???

38. Posted by HeyMike | January 6, 2006 3:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 15:00

Bobby Brady after the opera... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by pmc | January 6, 2006 3:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pmc:

Bobby Brady after the operation

39. Posted by pmc | January 6, 2006 3:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 15:02

"Is that a bandanna around ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | January 6, 2006 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JohnAnnArbor:

"Is that a bandanna around your neck or is there a handler off-camera?"

40. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | January 6, 2006 4:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 16:20

Yes, sir, you do tur... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Sean Gleeson | January 6, 2006 6:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sean Gleeson:

Yes, sir, you do turn me on. How very witty, I have not heard that line one hundred times today.

41. Posted by Sean Gleeson | January 6, 2006 6:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2006 18:04