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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

An attendee looks at a 103 inch Panasonic plasma television, the world's largest, on the opening day of the 2006 Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, Nevada.(AFP/Getty Images/Justin Sullivan)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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"What you lookin' at bi***?... (Below threshold)

"What you lookin' at bi***?"

Hey Mister, do ya think he ... (Below threshold)
billburz:

Hey Mister, do ya think he will post this weeks Caption results on time?

Panosonic continues to deny... (Below threshold)
FreakyBoy:

Panosonic continues to deny the porn industry is driving technology.

The ghost of Godfrey Cambri... (Below threshold)
D. Carter:

The ghost of Godfrey Cambridge unaccountably shows up at the Consumer Electronics Show, creating the first documented encounter between plasma and ectoplasm.

"Hmmm...I wonder why Blonde... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Hmmm...I wonder why Blondes would pay to have their roots darkened?"

Maxine Headroom... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Maxine Headroom

Panasonic reveals their new... (Below threshold)

Panasonic reveals their new marketing plan: "Stare at you unitll you buy something." Preliminary results show it is effective.

spellcheck dammit... (Below threshold)

spellcheck dammit

I'm sorry, Rodney, but thes... (Below threshold)
D. Carter:

I'm sorry, Rodney, but these mixed relationships never work out. You're three-dimensional and I'm two-dimensional. end of story.

Hi, I'm Lisa from Panasonic... (Below threshold)
D. Carter:

Hi, I'm Lisa from Panasonic's new Interactive Television Security System. What's in the bag, CLyde? "Complimentary pens", I suppose?

DISCLAIMER: Blazing Saddles... (Below threshold)
JimK:

DISCLAIMER: Blazing Saddles. Direct all complaints to Mel Brooks. On with the caption:

"Oh, DAT'S where all de white wimmen at!"

"No, really, there's a bug ... (Below threshold)
JohnAnnArbor:

"No, really, there's a bug on top of your head."

"Damn," thought Shaq. "I h... (Below threshold)

"Damn," thought Shaq. "I hope it's just the TV, cuz if she's really that big, ain't no way I'm gonna defend her. Man, I never thought I'd see the day when a chick was dunkin' on me."

...If we had known that "DE... (Below threshold)
Glenn:

...If we had known that "DEEP THOUGHT" was a blonde...then the whole " answer is 42 " starts to make a lot more sense.

I don't know why they call ... (Below threshold)

I don't know why they call you "The Man"!

With Panasonic's new 2-way ... (Below threshold)

With Panasonic's new 2-way TV, you, too, can experience love at first sight . . . with no payments until January 2008!

On Exhibit: The new fashio... (Below threshold)
billburz:

On Exhibit: The new fashion mirror from Panasonic

Reggie, realizeing that alr... (Below threshold)

Reggie, realizeing that already owned one white bag, didn't feel that he needed another one.

"You talkin' to me? You tal... (Below threshold)
jeff:

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok."

It was love at first sight.... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

It was love at first sight.

The perfect woman....she co... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

The perfect woman....she comes with a mute button.

Today, at the 2006 Consumer... (Below threshold)
FreakyBoy:

Today, at the 2006 Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton charged Panasonic management with racial profiling - accusing them of intentionally showing African-Americans only flat screen televisions that are “too big to loot”.

And it still doesn't have t... (Below threshold)

And it still doesn't have the look and feel of Feelavision 3-D...

Maxine Headroom reveals that in other news, she's not wearing any pants. But Big Jim Slade is coming to her rescue.

/having a Kentucky Fried Movie relapse...

"103 inches? Damn, a jizzmo... (Below threshold)
ken:

"103 inches? Damn, a jizzmoppers job is never done."

Damn Nigga! ... (Below threshold)
BaghdadBob:

Damn Nigga!

That's close to 9 feet diag... (Below threshold)

That's close to 9 feet diagonal! At 16x9, that is about 90 inches across (about 7 1/2 feet) and 50 inches high (about 4 feet).

My God! It's full of stars!

Woman: "You're stari... (Below threshold)

Woman: "You're staring at me because I'm on TV, and I'm staring at you because you have a fish on your head."

Man: "I'm staring at you because I'm angry -- because I've got a fish on my head and I'm not on TV."

Don't try to engage the bla... (Below threshold)

Don't try to engage the black dude in conversation. That's impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth.

There is no black dude.

Then you'll see that it is not he who is stuck inside a television set, but yourself.

Big sister is watching.... (Below threshold)

Big sister is watching.

"It's the big one, Elizabet... (Below threshold)
SSG Pooh:

"It's the big one, Elizabeth. I'm comin' for ya."

Honey, forget that space sh... (Below threshold)
pete:

Honey, forget that space shuttle. Check out my pocket rocket!

"I Had A Dream."... (Below threshold)

"I Had A Dream."

"But what 'xactly is worth ... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

"But what 'xactly is worth watchin' on yo' big ass TV?"

"Me, big boy. All. Holes. Filled."

"Damn!"

[sorry - my mind goes straight to the gutter sometimes]

I can't wait to be watching... (Below threshold)
George:

I can't wait to be watching the Super Bowl with
this in the "Man Shed."

America's Next Top Model re... (Below threshold)
Tango:

America's Next Top Model reaches #1 in broadcast ratings in Sudan. Said one loyal Sudanese watcher of the FOX program, "I never realized starving oneself could be so sexy."

Hmph, you call that big? '... (Below threshold)
Sean:

Hmph, you call that big? 'Scuse me while I whip this out.

(Inspired and taken from Blazing Saddles)

Ebony and Ivory stuck forev... (Below threshold)

Ebony and Ivory stuck forever in dimensions 2 and 3.
Posing for a caption contest, oh lord why don’t we?

Daaaamn how I gonna fit tha... (Below threshold)
HeyMike:

Daaaamn how I gonna fit that in this bag???

Bobby Brady after the opera... (Below threshold)
pmc:

Bobby Brady after the operation

"Is that a bandanna around ... (Below threshold)
JohnAnnArbor:

"Is that a bandanna around your neck or is there a handler off-camera?"

Yes, sir, you do tur... (Below threshold)

Yes, sir, you do turn me on. How very witty, I have not heard that line one hundred times today.