Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ proved to be a bit more challenging than the standard fare around here. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

An attendee looks at a 103 inch Panasonic plasma television, the world's largest, on the opening day of the 2006 Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, Nevada.(AFP/Getty Images/Justin Sullivan)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Greg) - "Stretching technology to its limit, Panasonic has produced a plasma TV capable of displaying Keith Olbermann's head in actual ego-size."

2) (FreakyBoy) - "Panosonic continues to deny the porn industry is driving technology."

3) (Mike Williams) - "The New York Times revealed today that NSA wiretaps were not the only form of domestic spying that George W. Bush has employed but did not elaborate further."

Honorable Mention

4) (radio free fred) - "I Had A Dream."

5) (Faith+1) - "The perfect woman....she comes with a mute button."

6) (D. Carter) - "The ghost of Godfrey Cambridge unaccountably shows up at the Consumer Electronics Show, creating the first documented encounter between plasma and ectoplasm."

The Hard Core Porn Caption Award goes to:

(ken) - "103 inches? Damn, a jizzmoppers job is never done."

Until next Friday...

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First, I'd like to thank th... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Greg | January 9, 2006 11:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Greg:

First, I'd like to thank the Academy....

Posted on January 9, 2006 23:10

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