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Comments (111)
Trying to answer a question... (Below threshold)1. Posted by billburz | January 13, 2006 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trying to answer a question thru pictures, What in the world is in this guys head?
1. Posted by billburz | January 13, 2006 7:20 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:20
2. Posted by LJD | January 13, 2006 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Finally! A picture of Kennedy without a drink in his hand! Now if he will just stop smelling his finger...
2. Posted by LJD | January 13, 2006 7:24 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:24
3. Posted by retired military | January 13, 2006 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(This is bad form I know but I had to do it after Kennedy's debacle of this week).
The man from behind the grassy knoll checks the line up of his next shot.
3. Posted by retired military | January 13, 2006 7:30 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:30
4. Posted by Cybrludite | January 13, 2006 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dick Cheney snaps a quick pic of Alito cleaning the floor using Schumer as a mop.
4. Posted by Cybrludite | January 13, 2006 7:37 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:37
5. Posted by Steel | January 13, 2006 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney Takes a Sapshot.
5. Posted by Steel | January 13, 2006 7:42 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:42
6. Posted by JEW | January 13, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
First it was wiretaps, now its snapshots, will the Bush administration will stop at nothing?
6. Posted by JEW | January 13, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:48
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 13, 2006 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Unidentified Photographer hopes to capture BIG political payback from Alito Photo Op.
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 13, 2006 7:52 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:52
8. Posted by billburz | January 13, 2006 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Forget about it, you cant capture ego on film
8. Posted by billburz | January 13, 2006 7:56 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:56
9. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 13, 2006 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where has that finger been Kyl... er, Teddy?!?
9. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 13, 2006 7:57 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:57
10. Posted by Tim | January 13, 2006 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, I gotta get a picture of this! Senator Kennedy's mooning Judge Alito! ...What? That's his head?
10. Posted by Tim | January 13, 2006 7:59 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:59
11. Posted by Jamie | January 13, 2006 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Finally, the mystery photographer behind the "pee memo" snapshot is revealed.
11. Posted by Jamie | January 13, 2006 8:14 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:14
12. Posted by Guido | January 13, 2006 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eeera, you should never take my photograph without first ahhsking me. Ahh, um, Mary Jo took my photograph without first ahhsking me once......ONCE!
12. Posted by Guido | January 13, 2006 8:17 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:17
13. Posted by Guido | January 13, 2006 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ted Kennedy, a man so habitually drunk that even his photograph is blurred.
13. Posted by Guido | January 13, 2006 8:20 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:20
14. Posted by billburz | January 13, 2006 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
finally, A clear headed Ted Kennedy!
14. Posted by billburz | January 13, 2006 8:32 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:32
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 13, 2006 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Photographer hopes to capture what
M'achusetts is missing.
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 13, 2006 8:41 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:41
16. Posted by Bryan | January 13, 2006 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I hope no one catches me smelling my finger..."
16. Posted by Bryan | January 13, 2006 8:41 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:41
17. Posted by taz | January 13, 2006 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Avian photographer gets the pic of the most bloated moonbat ever to be photographed.
17. Posted by taz | January 13, 2006 8:42 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:42
18. Posted by Hamish | January 13, 2006 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"That's no moon."
"Bob, I thought the boss told you to stop using the zoom lens on Ted Kennedy's head."
"I didn't. His head really is that big."
18. Posted by Hamish | January 13, 2006 8:42 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:42
19. Posted by taz | January 13, 2006 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow, I didn't know the crazy guy who keeps asking people to "smell my finger" is a US Senator!
19. Posted by taz | January 13, 2006 8:44 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:44
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 13, 2006 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Photographer (thinking): "C'mon, Eat the booger, eat the booger!"
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 13, 2006 8:44 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:44
21. Posted by Old Soldier | January 13, 2006 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gees, I'm gonna need a wide-angle lens for this shot.
21. Posted by Old Soldier | January 13, 2006 8:50 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:50
22. Posted by DaveD | January 13, 2006 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pssst, Senator Kennedy, could you move a little more to the right so I could get a picture of the nominee? OK, OK, if you don't do that then move more to the left already!!!!
22. Posted by DaveD | January 13, 2006 8:53 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:53
23. Posted by Randy | January 13, 2006 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CheneyCam
23. Posted by Randy | January 13, 2006 8:53 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:53
24. Posted by Brian the Adequate | January 13, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Our intrepid photographer stalks the rare red nosed bulbuos nincompoop
24. Posted by Brian the Adequate | January 13, 2006 8:55 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:55
25. Posted by Sean Gleeson | January 13, 2006 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damnit, Ted, move your head, you're blocking my upskirts pics.
25. Posted by Sean Gleeson | January 13, 2006 8:59 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:59
26. Posted by Dodo David | January 13, 2006 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kennedy thinks, "Damn it! When I ordered a shot, I meant the kind that comes in a glass."
26. Posted by Dodo David | January 13, 2006 9:06 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:06
27. Posted by Teflon93 | January 13, 2006 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vice President Dick Cheney keeps a close eye on America's enemies from an undisclosed location.
27. Posted by Teflon93 | January 13, 2006 9:17 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:17
28. Posted by JimK | January 13, 2006 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And now I hunt the great drunk beast. Call me Ishmael."
28. Posted by JimK | January 13, 2006 9:20 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:20
29. Posted by Peg | January 13, 2006 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah - where were the cameras when Mary Jo was in the car??
29. Posted by Peg | January 13, 2006 9:21 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:21
30. Posted by Cindermutha | January 13, 2006 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After waiting for hours in his blind, the photographer finally gets a shot of the great white bloviating whale
30. Posted by Cindermutha | January 13, 2006 9:32 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:32
31. Posted by McGehee | January 13, 2006 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The photographer went on to collect millions for proving the existence of the once-thought-mythical Bighead.
31. Posted by McGehee | January 13, 2006 9:33 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:33
32. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 13, 2006 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The bet is $50 that after he picks it he eats it. But I want proof.
32. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 13, 2006 9:35 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:35
33. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 13, 2006 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The tube running through my sleeve to the flask in my pocket was great idea."
33. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 13, 2006 9:37 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:37
34. Posted by reelcobra | January 13, 2006 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Zapruder's son getting the historical footage of triangulating bloviation. There was no "single shooter" off of the mouth. Shumer was in the grassy knoll, Leahy in the book repository, and Biden was at Jack Ruby's strip club getting a lap dance and talking the poor dancer to death.
34. Posted by reelcobra | January 13, 2006 9:50 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:50
35. Posted by Alex Nunez | January 13, 2006 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I can't wait to photoshop Britney's head onto Ted's manly, walrus-like body," thought Pat Leahy as he clicked the shutter.
35. Posted by Alex Nunez | January 13, 2006 9:52 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:52
36. Posted by rick13 | January 13, 2006 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nikon introduces the new 9mm single shot.
36. Posted by rick13 | January 13, 2006 9:53 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:53
37. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 13, 2006 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a last desparate attempt to derail the Alito nomination Senator Leahy and Moveon.org get a picture of Alito during the confirmation to photoshop, there plan to add a earpiece and say the Carl Rove was scripting the judges answers, but alas they were caught by a blogger thus exposing there utter irrelivence. HAh!
37. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 13, 2006 9:53 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:53
38. Posted by Giacomo | January 13, 2006 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A stealthy photographer captures the infamous "wicked witch of Massachusetts" just before he melts away into total irrelevance.
"I'm melting, melting!"
38. Posted by Giacomo | January 13, 2006 9:57 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:57
39. Posted by xanthrope | January 13, 2006 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When the TV cameras weren't on him, Sen. Kennady appeared to lose focus.
39. Posted by xanthrope | January 13, 2006 10:01 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 10:01
40. Posted by xanthrope | January 13, 2006 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sen. Leahy adds to his collection of upskirt photos of Senate spectators.
40. Posted by xanthrope | January 13, 2006 10:07 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 10:07
41. Posted by xanthrope | January 13, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sen. Leahy patiently waits for Claire Shipman to uncross her legs for the, "money shot."
41. Posted by xanthrope | January 13, 2006 10:10 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 10:10
42. Posted by paul | January 13, 2006 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dick just knew he finally had a winning entry in the "catch a drunk contest"
42. Posted by paul | January 13, 2006 10:11 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 10:11
43. Posted by Jerry D | January 13, 2006 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hmmmm...Make note! The senate needs to go back to the 2 ply tissue!
43. Posted by Jerry D | January 13, 2006 10:18 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 10:18
44. Posted by Faith+1 | January 13, 2006 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NSA Operative Cheney, with Presidential Waiver in hand was all set to begin the surveillience of America's No 1 threat, when he decided to snap pics of the MILF in the third row of the audience instead.
44. Posted by Faith+1 | January 13, 2006 10:18 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 10:18
45. Posted by Shaun McDonell | January 13, 2006 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing poo..."
45. Posted by Shaun McDonell | January 13, 2006 10:28 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 10:28
46. Posted by B's Freak | January 13, 2006 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn, Ted, your drinking is blurring MY vision.
46. Posted by B's Freak | January 13, 2006 10:31 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 10:31
47. Posted by Phoenix | January 13, 2006 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dick, incognito as a dick, takes his best shot.
47. Posted by Phoenix | January 13, 2006 10:31 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 10:31
48. Posted by Tango | January 13, 2006 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Acting on a tip from Pat Robertson, Dick Cheney performs reconnaissance in search of the “mark” that will end all doubt that Ted Kennedy is a spawn of the devil.
48. Posted by Tango | January 13, 2006 10:36 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 10:36
49. Posted by Timmer | January 13, 2006 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...okay now get the squirtgun full of Jergins and get him right in the face when the Chairman bitch-slaps him again.
49. Posted by Timmer | January 13, 2006 10:36 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 10:36
50. Posted by Doug | January 13, 2006 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Leahy uses a special rose colored lens provided by the Democrat party to capture the proceedings.After some additional Photoshopping,the official Democrat record of the hearings will be produced and used for future fundraising.
50. Posted by Doug | January 13, 2006 10:47 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 10:47
51. Posted by Robb | January 13, 2006 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As Mr. Kennedy sniffed his finger, he thought fondly of his time with Barney Frank, thinking, "I'll never was this finger again...."
51. Posted by Robb | January 13, 2006 10:49 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 10:49
52. Posted by Doug | January 13, 2006 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Damn! the only time I remember to take the lens cover off and have a fresh battery;that idiot Kennedy and his monstrous head are in the way.
52. Posted by Doug | January 13, 2006 10:50 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 10:50
53. Posted by Eric | January 13, 2006 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whale watching!
53. Posted by Eric | January 13, 2006 10:53 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 10:53
54. Posted by docjim505 | January 13, 2006 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Leahy practices for his new career as a paparazzi.
54. Posted by docjim505 | January 13, 2006 10:56 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 10:56
55. Posted by DUDACKATTACK!!! | January 13, 2006 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney: "C'mon Ted look this way!"
Keenedy: "No."
Cheney?: "Pleeease??"
Kennedy: "Go fuck yourself, Dick."
55. Posted by DUDACKATTACK!!! | January 13, 2006 11:03 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 11:03
56. Posted by Darleen | January 13, 2006 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Leahy takes a first-of-the-morning photo before Kennedy has his 9 am bourbon and the resulting glow off his nose screws with the lighting.
56. Posted by Darleen | January 13, 2006 11:05 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 11:05
57. Posted by flydiveski | January 13, 2006 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Leahy, in a miracle of digital photography, records Ted Kennedy's self-image.
57. Posted by flydiveski | January 13, 2006 11:08 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 11:08
58. Posted by Steel | January 13, 2006 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KENNEDY SHOT!!!
58. Posted by Steel | January 13, 2006 11:10 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 11:10
59. Posted by robert | January 13, 2006 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There once was a man from Chappaquiddik,
whose actions that day will makeyousick.
And his part of the hearing,
was so less than endearing,
it proved again that he isadick.
59. Posted by robert | January 13, 2006 11:15 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 11:15
60. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 13, 2006 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Okay Judge, just one more request from the commitee; the American people need you to make love to the camera. That's it. (click) Oh yeah. (click) Fantastic. (click) Now get mad, think Roe v. Wade, America has a right to see that pouty look (click). Good. (click) Great. (click) Now turn, sneer and say "stare decisis". (click) Fabulous. You're on fire Judge! (click). Whew! Now, how's about you slipping out of the robe for a few more?
60. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 13, 2006 11:17 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 11:17
61. Posted by Hoodlumman | January 13, 2006 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Smile for the Leahy... that's right. Now arch your back and then... and then look back at me, mean. Like a... Like a dragon."
[With apologies to the remake of Starsky & Hutch]
61. Posted by Hoodlumman | January 13, 2006 11:25 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 11:25
62. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | January 13, 2006 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Focus, focus--the camera just won't focus on Kennedy--and look, now the lens is cracked...."
62. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | January 13, 2006 11:27 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 11:27
63. Posted by fizzix | January 13, 2006 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mmmmmmm.....Pelosi!
63. Posted by fizzix | January 13, 2006 11:42 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 11:42
64. Posted by willie | January 13, 2006 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dang...I can't get a wide enough lens to fit that enormous head in the frame...
64. Posted by willie | January 13, 2006 11:54 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 11:54
65. Posted by Murdoc | January 13, 2006 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You're gonna need a wider lens
65. Posted by Murdoc | January 13, 2006 12:05 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 12:05
66. Posted by Sean Gleeson | January 13, 2006 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This isn't an entry, but kind of on topic:
I've made four whole pages of Alito Hearings photo funnies! Start here on page one and keep reading!
66. Posted by Sean Gleeson | January 13, 2006 12:12 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 12:12
67. Posted by spacemonkey | January 13, 2006 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nigel was unsure is the gray topped specimen was a rare Bostonian Hippocritamous or if it was the fabled Alcoholic Land Whale, either way he knew he knew the cover of National Geographic. was in the bag.
67. Posted by spacemonkey | January 13, 2006 12:21 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 12:21
68. Posted by B. | January 13, 2006 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Leahy relies on Nikon cameras and lenses for all his blackmailing needs. Shouldn't you?
68. Posted by B. | January 13, 2006 12:29 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 12:29
69. Posted by SilverBubble | January 13, 2006 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Photographers catch Edward Kennedy (D-Drunk) doing his best imitation of John Bolton during senate confirmation hearings for Samuel Alito.
69. Posted by SilverBubble | January 13, 2006 12:31 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 12:31
70. Posted by Joe | January 13, 2006 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes! The New York Times will love my expose of how,once again, the Bush administration is abusing enemy combatants!
70. Posted by Joe | January 13, 2006 12:48 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 12:48
71. Posted by JAT0 | January 13, 2006 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Carl Rove is captured using his secret mind ray (camouflaged as a camera) implanting single syllable thoughts into Ted Kennedy’s mind: CAP, CAP, CAP, CAP, keep asking him about CAP!
71. Posted by JAT0 | January 13, 2006 1:02 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 13:02
72. Posted by JAT0 | January 13, 2006 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kennedy suddenly remembers: "I have to tell someone that we need toilet paper in the men's room."
or
Kennedy thought bubble: "I knew it, my shit don't stink!"
72. Posted by JAT0 | January 13, 2006 1:06 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 13:06
73. Posted by JAT0 | January 13, 2006 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Carl Rove is seen here as he captures a rare “Hemiptera Pentatomidae”, commonly known as a Massachusetts Stink Bug.
73. Posted by JAT0 | January 13, 2006 1:13 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 13:13
74. Posted by a. moral | January 13, 2006 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Amazing! You can take his picture from any angle and all you see is an ass.
74. Posted by a. moral | January 13, 2006 1:16 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 13:16
75. Posted by DWC | January 13, 2006 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hah! There it is, right above the collar: "666".
75. Posted by DWC | January 13, 2006 1:16 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 13:16
76. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 13, 2006 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hmmm. Well,threatening didn''t work...maybe if I pretend that I'm Hitler...
76. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 13, 2006 1:20 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 13:20
77. Posted by DaveD | January 13, 2006 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The hearings had gone on way too long. They were desperate to do anything to make Kennedy f('in)/stop!
77. Posted by DaveD | January 13, 2006 1:20 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 13:20
78. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 13, 2006 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...And finally in todays news we've included a Candid shot of Ted Kennedy contemplating Barbara Feinstein's navel. (photo courtesy of Wylie J. Coyote of Acme Photo Labs)
78. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 13, 2006 1:28 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 13:28
79. Posted by Peter F. | January 13, 2006 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Shhh, look! I've spotted the Bloated Liberal Windbag, the official state bird of Massachusetts. Notice the liver spotting on the hands, the slurred speech tinged by the annoying accent and it's amazing proclivity to insert both feet into its mouth with ease! Wait til Lynne sees this!"
79. Posted by Peter F. | January 13, 2006 1:29 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 13:29
80. Posted by Insomniac | January 13, 2006 1:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A photographer from the Oceanic Biologic Conservancy simply can't believe his luck at sighting a Massachusetts land whale.
80. Posted by Insomniac | January 13, 2006 1:30 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 13:30
81. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 13, 2006 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oops,make that Diane Feinstein.
81. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 13, 2006 1:32 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 13:32
82. Posted by TS | January 13, 2006 1:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can't seem to get him into focus - and all this time, I thought that alocohol only effetced the individual who was actually doing the drinking.
82. Posted by TS | January 13, 2006 1:40 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 13:40
83. Posted by yetanotherjohn | January 13, 2006 1:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay, I agree. Perhaps the NSA is taking this domestic spying thing to far. I recognize that probable cause may exist, but lets get a warrant first.
83. Posted by yetanotherjohn | January 13, 2006 1:45 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 13:45
84. Posted by Foyle | January 13, 2006 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The NY Times has learned Vice President Cheney is behind Bush's illegal bald-spot spying program.
84. Posted by Foyle | January 13, 2006 2:01 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 14:01
85. Posted by squiller | January 13, 2006 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dick Cheney continues spying on domestic terrorists
85. Posted by squiller | January 13, 2006 2:03 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 14:03
86. Posted by starboardhelm | January 13, 2006 2:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Knowing paparazzi drive Lemmingcrats crazy, Cheney pops off a shot at "Deadwood" Kennedy in an effort to start a stampede off a cliff.
(I like squiller's even better . . .)
86. Posted by starboardhelm | January 13, 2006 2:11 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 14:11
87. Posted by Doug | January 13, 2006 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unable to find any of his aides willing to take a group picture,Senator Leahy attempts to "center" the picture without blowhard Kennedy in the shot.He hasn't realized yet that he doesn't know how to set the timer to be able to run into the shot.
87. Posted by Doug | January 13, 2006 2:19 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 14:19
88. Posted by Kevin | January 13, 2006 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Zoom, zoom, keep zooming, there has to be a shred of dignity around here somewhere.
88. Posted by Kevin | January 13, 2006 2:26 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 14:26
89. Posted by Doug | January 13, 2006 2:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dr. Leakey, er Senator Leahy tries to hastily gather photographic proof of the long sought after "missing link".
89. Posted by Doug | January 13, 2006 2:35 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 14:35
90. Posted by Master Shake | January 13, 2006 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Leahy, hoping to capture the twinkle in Senator Kennedy's eye when he talks about strip-searching 10-year-old girls.
90. Posted by Master Shake | January 13, 2006 2:47 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 14:47
91. Posted by Brad | January 13, 2006 2:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fred tried to covertly find out if it was true that Kennedy has a small 666 engraved in his skull behind his left ear.
91. Posted by Brad | January 13, 2006 2:51 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 14:51
92. Posted by Timmer | January 13, 2006 3:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Feinstein didn't know she was going to be in the Gramma's Gone Wild layout...and she certainly didn't know how much she'd be showing once Teddy got done playing with Photoshop.
92. Posted by Timmer | January 13, 2006 3:09 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 15:09
93. Posted by Steel | January 13, 2006 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Say APPEASE!
93. Posted by Steel | January 13, 2006 3:23 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 15:23
94. Posted by Annie | January 13, 2006 3:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CIA surveillance of Ted Kennedy's head comes up empty.
94. Posted by Annie | January 13, 2006 3:36 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 15:36
95. Posted by AC | January 13, 2006 4:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I remembuh the phoioto . . .
95. Posted by AC | January 13, 2006 4:12 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 16:12
96. Posted by Aaron's cc: | January 13, 2006 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TK thinking... "Dirty Sanchez? Man, I was doing that long before him and he gets ALL the credit. Coulda shoulda been called Dirty Teddy!"
96. Posted by Aaron's cc: | January 13, 2006 4:45 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 16:45
97. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 13, 2006 5:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Whispering)
here in the outback of the senate we stalk out on of the most obsolete types of senators of all, the old-rich-white-male-democrat who thinks he stands for the regular man, there he is looking inquisitively at the new face of power in the jungle, young conservatives, he tells the public that they will turn back the clock to a time when old-rich-white-males ran the show in Washington and the little people were oppressed, all the while forgetting that the old-white-rich-democrats were in charge back then....
97. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 13, 2006 5:32 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 17:32
98. Posted by c | January 13, 2006 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like a spectator at a train wreck, Pat Leahy could not turn his camera away as Samuel Alito -- conductor's baton in hand -- led the panel of 3rd Circuit Judges in a rousing chorus of "Les Marseillaise" forcing Ted Kennedy and his fellow Democrats to march out of the hearing room in humiliation and defeat.
98. Posted by c | January 13, 2006 5:39 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 17:39
99. Posted by DWC | January 13, 2006 6:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An avant-garde photographer who specializes in taking pictures of salt licks makes an understandable mistake.
99. Posted by DWC | January 13, 2006 6:11 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 18:11
100. Posted by opine6 | January 13, 2006 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ah, yes! There's that lobotomy scar!
100. Posted by opine6 | January 13, 2006 7:14 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 19:14
101. Posted by DaveD | January 13, 2006 7:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Leahy had finally found the perfect subject for a photo spread.
101. Posted by DaveD | January 13, 2006 7:23 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 19:23
102. Posted by Brian | January 13, 2006 9:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I thought I was making an ass of myself? This guy is over the top. I need a picture of this!
102. Posted by Brian | January 13, 2006 9:52 PM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 21:52
103. Posted by Ken | January 14, 2006 3:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An unidentified operative, seen testing the new TOP SECRET Stupifier X100. Observers speculate that it explains the incoherent thought processes demonstrated by Senator Kennedy last week, causing him to lose focus and spew invective that dissipated harmlessly.
103. Posted by Ken | January 14, 2006 3:43 AM |
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Posted on January 14, 2006 03:43
104. Posted by Roger Fraley | January 14, 2006 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Patrick Leahy's spirit camera captures an image of Mary Jo Kopechne's ghost hovering over Ted Kennedy with a beatific smile and a set of sharpened pruning shears.
104. Posted by Roger Fraley | January 14, 2006 10:04 AM |
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Posted on January 14, 2006 10:04
105. Posted by radio free fred | January 14, 2006 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hair Club For Men, Before And After, Throw Your CAP Collection away!!!!"
105. Posted by radio free fred | January 14, 2006 11:47 AM |
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Posted on January 14, 2006 11:47
106. Posted by Taleena | January 14, 2006 7:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dick Cheney snaps a photo for his scrapbook project: "Marginalization of the Democractic Party, Sweet Memories."
106. Posted by Taleena | January 14, 2006 7:49 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2006 19:49
107. Posted by Dave the hyphenated American | January 14, 2006 11:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Damn, I'm all blurry again," slurred Kennedy as he looked in the mirror.
107. Posted by Dave the hyphenated American | January 14, 2006 11:02 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2006 23:02
108. Posted by Buckley F. Williams | January 15, 2006 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I knew Jack Kennedy's finger. I've smelled Jack Kennedy's finger. You sir, are not Jack Kennedy's finger!"
108. Posted by Buckley F. Williams | January 15, 2006 12:58 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2006 12:58
109. Posted by lawhawk | January 15, 2006 9:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What is it with all these guys and back and to the left?
109. Posted by lawhawk | January 15, 2006 9:10 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2006 21:10
110. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 15, 2006 10:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Later Senator Leahy could only recall this about Senator Kennedy's questioning prowess: "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
110. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 15, 2006 10:16 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2006 22:16
111. Posted by Kevin Aylward | January 16, 2006 1:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
111. Posted by Kevin Aylward | January 16, 2006 1:35 AM |
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Posted on January 16, 2006 01:35