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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: January 13, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Senator Patrick Leahy (D-VT) (background) the ranking democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee, takes a picture at the start of the testimony of witnesses on Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito's Senate confirmation hearings as Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA) listens on Capitol Hill in Washington January 12, 2006. Alito completed his testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee on Thursday after frustrated Democrats took a final crack at getting more definitive answers from the 55-year-old conservative. REUTERS/Jim Young


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (111)

Trying to answer a question... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by billburz | January 13, 2006 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

Trying to answer a question thru pictures, What in the world is in this guys head?

1. Posted by billburz | January 13, 2006 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 07:20

Finally! A picture of Kenne... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by LJD | January 13, 2006 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LJD:

Finally! A picture of Kennedy without a drink in his hand! Now if he will just stop smelling his finger...

2. Posted by LJD | January 13, 2006 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 07:24

(This is bad form I know bu... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by retired military | January 13, 2006 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

(This is bad form I know but I had to do it after Kennedy's debacle of this week).

The man from behind the grassy knoll checks the line up of his next shot.

3. Posted by retired military | January 13, 2006 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 07:30

Dick Cheney snaps a quick p... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Cybrludite | January 13, 2006 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cybrludite:

Dick Cheney snaps a quick pic of Alito cleaning the floor using Schumer as a mop.

4. Posted by Cybrludite | January 13, 2006 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 07:37

Cheney Takes a Sapshot.... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Steel | January 13, 2006 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steel:

Cheney Takes a Sapshot.

5. Posted by Steel | January 13, 2006 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 07:42

First it was wiretaps, now ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by JEW | January 13, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JEW:

First it was wiretaps, now its snapshots, will the Bush administration will stop at nothing?

6. Posted by JEW | January 13, 2006 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 07:48

DRUDGEBREAKING: Unidentifie... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 13, 2006 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: Unidentified Photographer hopes to capture BIG political payback from Alito Photo Op.

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 13, 2006 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 07:52

Forget about it, you cant c... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by billburz | January 13, 2006 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

Forget about it, you cant capture ego on film

8. Posted by billburz | January 13, 2006 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 07:56

Where has that finger be... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 13, 2006 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

Where has that finger been Kyl... er, Teddy?!?

9. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 13, 2006 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 07:57

Oh, I gotta get a picture o... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Tim | January 13, 2006 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim:

Oh, I gotta get a picture of this! Senator Kennedy's mooning Judge Alito! ...What? That's his head?

10. Posted by Tim | January 13, 2006 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 07:59

Finally, the mystery photog... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Jamie | January 13, 2006 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jamie:

Finally, the mystery photographer behind the "pee memo" snapshot is revealed.

11. Posted by Jamie | January 13, 2006 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 08:14

Eeera, you should never tak... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Guido | January 13, 2006 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

Eeera, you should never take my photograph without first ahhsking me. Ahh, um, Mary Jo took my photograph without first ahhsking me once......ONCE!

12. Posted by Guido | January 13, 2006 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 08:17

Ted Kennedy, a man so habit... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Guido | January 13, 2006 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

Ted Kennedy, a man so habitually drunk that even his photograph is blurred.

13. Posted by Guido | January 13, 2006 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 08:20

finally, A clear headed Ted... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by billburz | January 13, 2006 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

finally, A clear headed Ted Kennedy!

14. Posted by billburz | January 13, 2006 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 08:32

Photographer hopes to captu... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 13, 2006 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Photographer hopes to capture what
M'achusetts is missing.

15. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 13, 2006 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 08:41

"I hope no one catches me s... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Bryan | January 13, 2006 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bryan:

"I hope no one catches me smelling my finger..."

16. Posted by Bryan | January 13, 2006 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 08:41

Avian photographer gets the... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by taz | January 13, 2006 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
taz:

Avian photographer gets the pic of the most bloated moonbat ever to be photographed.

17. Posted by taz | January 13, 2006 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 08:42

"That's no moon."<... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Hamish | January 13, 2006 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hamish:

"That's no moon."

"Bob, I thought the boss told you to stop using the zoom lens on Ted Kennedy's head."

"I didn't. His head really is that big."

18. Posted by Hamish | January 13, 2006 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 08:42

Wow, I didn't know the craz... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by taz | January 13, 2006 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
taz:

Wow, I didn't know the crazy guy who keeps asking people to "smell my finger" is a US Senator!

19. Posted by taz | January 13, 2006 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 08:44

Photographer (thinking): "C... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 13, 2006 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Photographer (thinking): "C'mon, Eat the booger, eat the booger!"

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 13, 2006 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 08:44

Gees, I'm gonna need a wide... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Old Soldier | January 13, 2006 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Old Soldier:

Gees, I'm gonna need a wide-angle lens for this shot.

21. Posted by Old Soldier | January 13, 2006 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 08:50

Pssst, Senator Kennedy, cou... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by DaveD | January 13, 2006 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

Pssst, Senator Kennedy, could you move a little more to the right so I could get a picture of the nominee? OK, OK, if you don't do that then move more to the left already!!!!

22. Posted by DaveD | January 13, 2006 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 08:53

CheneyCam... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Randy | January 13, 2006 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Randy:

CheneyCam

23. Posted by Randy | January 13, 2006 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 08:53

Our intrepid photographer s... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Brian the Adequate | January 13, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian the Adequate:

Our intrepid photographer stalks the rare red nosed bulbuos nincompoop

24. Posted by Brian the Adequate | January 13, 2006 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 08:55

Damnit, Ted, move your head... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Sean Gleeson | January 13, 2006 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sean Gleeson:

Damnit, Ted, move your head, you're blocking my upskirts pics.

25. Posted by Sean Gleeson | January 13, 2006 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 08:59

Kennedy thinks, "Damn it! W... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Dodo David | January 13, 2006 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Kennedy thinks, "Damn it! When I ordered a shot, I meant the kind that comes in a glass."

26. Posted by Dodo David | January 13, 2006 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 09:06

Vice President Dick Cheney ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Teflon93 | January 13, 2006 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

Vice President Dick Cheney keeps a close eye on America's enemies from an undisclosed location.

27. Posted by Teflon93 | January 13, 2006 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 09:17

"And now I hunt the great d... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by JimK | January 13, 2006 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

"And now I hunt the great drunk beast. Call me Ishmael."

28. Posted by JimK | January 13, 2006 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 09:20

Yeah - where were the camer... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Peg | January 13, 2006 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peg:

Yeah - where were the cameras when Mary Jo was in the car??

29. Posted by Peg | January 13, 2006 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 09:21

After waiting for hours in ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Cindermutha | January 13, 2006 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cindermutha:

After waiting for hours in his blind, the photographer finally gets a shot of the great white bloviating whale

30. Posted by Cindermutha | January 13, 2006 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 09:32

The photographer went on to... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by McGehee | January 13, 2006 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

The photographer went on to collect millions for proving the existence of the once-thought-mythical Bighead.

31. Posted by McGehee | January 13, 2006 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 09:33

The bet is $50 that after h... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 13, 2006 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

The bet is $50 that after he picks it he eats it. But I want proof.

32. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 13, 2006 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 09:35

"The tube running through m... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 13, 2006 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

"The tube running through my sleeve to the flask in my pocket was great idea."

33. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 13, 2006 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 09:37

Zapruder's son getting the ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by reelcobra | January 13, 2006 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
reelcobra:

Zapruder's son getting the historical footage of triangulating bloviation. There was no "single shooter" off of the mouth. Shumer was in the grassy knoll, Leahy in the book repository, and Biden was at Jack Ruby's strip club getting a lap dance and talking the poor dancer to death.

34. Posted by reelcobra | January 13, 2006 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 09:50

"I can't wait to photoshop ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Alex Nunez | January 13, 2006 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alex Nunez:

"I can't wait to photoshop Britney's head onto Ted's manly, walrus-like body," thought Pat Leahy as he clicked the shutter.

35. Posted by Alex Nunez | January 13, 2006 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 09:52

Nikon introduces the new 9m... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by rick13 | January 13, 2006 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rick13:

Nikon introduces the new 9mm single shot.

36. Posted by rick13 | January 13, 2006 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 09:53

In a last desparate attempt... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 13, 2006 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fire on the mountain:

In a last desparate attempt to derail the Alito nomination Senator Leahy and Moveon.org get a picture of Alito during the confirmation to photoshop, there plan to add a earpiece and say the Carl Rove was scripting the judges answers, but alas they were caught by a blogger thus exposing there utter irrelivence. HAh!

37. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 13, 2006 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 09:53

A stealthy photographer cap... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Giacomo | January 13, 2006 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

A stealthy photographer captures the infamous "wicked witch of Massachusetts" just before he melts away into total irrelevance.

"I'm melting, melting!"

38. Posted by Giacomo | January 13, 2006 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 09:57

When the TV cameras weren't... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by xanthrope | January 13, 2006 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
xanthrope:

When the TV cameras weren't on him, Sen. Kennady appeared to lose focus.

39. Posted by xanthrope | January 13, 2006 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 10:01

Sen. Leahy adds to his coll... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by xanthrope | January 13, 2006 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
xanthrope:

Sen. Leahy adds to his collection of upskirt photos of Senate spectators.

40. Posted by xanthrope | January 13, 2006 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 13, 2006 10:07

Sen. Leahy patiently waits ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by xanthrope | January 13, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
xanthrope:

Sen. Leahy patiently waits for Claire Shipman to uncross her legs for the, "money shot."

41. Posted by xanthrope | January 13, 2006 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)