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Trying to answer a question... (Below threshold)1. Posted by billburz | January 13, 2006 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trying to answer a question thru pictures, What in the world is in this guys head?
1. Posted by billburz | January 13, 2006 7:20 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:20
2. Posted by LJD | January 13, 2006 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Finally! A picture of Kennedy without a drink in his hand! Now if he will just stop smelling his finger...
2. Posted by LJD | January 13, 2006 7:24 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:24
3. Posted by retired military | January 13, 2006 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(This is bad form I know but I had to do it after Kennedy's debacle of this week).
The man from behind the grassy knoll checks the line up of his next shot.
3. Posted by retired military | January 13, 2006 7:30 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:30
4. Posted by Cybrludite | January 13, 2006 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dick Cheney snaps a quick pic of Alito cleaning the floor using Schumer as a mop.
4. Posted by Cybrludite | January 13, 2006 7:37 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:37
5. Posted by Steel | January 13, 2006 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney Takes a Sapshot.
5. Posted by Steel | January 13, 2006 7:42 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:42
6. Posted by JEW | January 13, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
First it was wiretaps, now its snapshots, will the Bush administration will stop at nothing?
6. Posted by JEW | January 13, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:48
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 13, 2006 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Unidentified Photographer hopes to capture BIG political payback from Alito Photo Op.
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 13, 2006 7:52 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:52
8. Posted by billburz | January 13, 2006 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Forget about it, you cant capture ego on film
8. Posted by billburz | January 13, 2006 7:56 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:56
9. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 13, 2006 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where has that finger been Kyl... er, Teddy?!?
9. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 13, 2006 7:57 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:57
10. Posted by Tim | January 13, 2006 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, I gotta get a picture of this! Senator Kennedy's mooning Judge Alito! ...What? That's his head?
10. Posted by Tim | January 13, 2006 7:59 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 07:59
11. Posted by Jamie | January 13, 2006 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Finally, the mystery photographer behind the "pee memo" snapshot is revealed.
11. Posted by Jamie | January 13, 2006 8:14 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:14
12. Posted by Guido | January 13, 2006 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eeera, you should never take my photograph without first ahhsking me. Ahh, um, Mary Jo took my photograph without first ahhsking me once......ONCE!
12. Posted by Guido | January 13, 2006 8:17 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:17
13. Posted by Guido | January 13, 2006 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ted Kennedy, a man so habitually drunk that even his photograph is blurred.
13. Posted by Guido | January 13, 2006 8:20 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:20
14. Posted by billburz | January 13, 2006 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
finally, A clear headed Ted Kennedy!
14. Posted by billburz | January 13, 2006 8:32 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:32
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 13, 2006 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Photographer hopes to capture what
M'achusetts is missing.
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 13, 2006 8:41 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:41
16. Posted by Bryan | January 13, 2006 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I hope no one catches me smelling my finger..."
16. Posted by Bryan | January 13, 2006 8:41 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:41
17. Posted by taz | January 13, 2006 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Avian photographer gets the pic of the most bloated moonbat ever to be photographed.
17. Posted by taz | January 13, 2006 8:42 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:42
18. Posted by Hamish | January 13, 2006 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"That's no moon."
"Bob, I thought the boss told you to stop using the zoom lens on Ted Kennedy's head."
"I didn't. His head really is that big."
18. Posted by Hamish | January 13, 2006 8:42 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:42
19. Posted by taz | January 13, 2006 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow, I didn't know the crazy guy who keeps asking people to "smell my finger" is a US Senator!
19. Posted by taz | January 13, 2006 8:44 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:44
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 13, 2006 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Photographer (thinking): "C'mon, Eat the booger, eat the booger!"
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 13, 2006 8:44 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:44
21. Posted by Old Soldier | January 13, 2006 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gees, I'm gonna need a wide-angle lens for this shot.
21. Posted by Old Soldier | January 13, 2006 8:50 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:50
22. Posted by DaveD | January 13, 2006 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pssst, Senator Kennedy, could you move a little more to the right so I could get a picture of the nominee? OK, OK, if you don't do that then move more to the left already!!!!
22. Posted by DaveD | January 13, 2006 8:53 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:53
23. Posted by Randy | January 13, 2006 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CheneyCam
23. Posted by Randy | January 13, 2006 8:53 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:53
24. Posted by Brian the Adequate | January 13, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Our intrepid photographer stalks the rare red nosed bulbuos nincompoop
24. Posted by Brian the Adequate | January 13, 2006 8:55 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:55
25. Posted by Sean Gleeson | January 13, 2006 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damnit, Ted, move your head, you're blocking my upskirts pics.
25. Posted by Sean Gleeson | January 13, 2006 8:59 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 08:59
26. Posted by Dodo David | January 13, 2006 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kennedy thinks, "Damn it! When I ordered a shot, I meant the kind that comes in a glass."
26. Posted by Dodo David | January 13, 2006 9:06 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:06
27. Posted by Teflon93 | January 13, 2006 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vice President Dick Cheney keeps a close eye on America's enemies from an undisclosed location.
27. Posted by Teflon93 | January 13, 2006 9:17 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:17
28. Posted by JimK | January 13, 2006 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And now I hunt the great drunk beast. Call me Ishmael."
28. Posted by JimK | January 13, 2006 9:20 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:20
29. Posted by Peg | January 13, 2006 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah - where were the cameras when Mary Jo was in the car??
29. Posted by Peg | January 13, 2006 9:21 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:21
30. Posted by Cindermutha | January 13, 2006 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After waiting for hours in his blind, the photographer finally gets a shot of the great white bloviating whale
30. Posted by Cindermutha | January 13, 2006 9:32 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:32
31. Posted by McGehee | January 13, 2006 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The photographer went on to collect millions for proving the existence of the once-thought-mythical Bighead.
31. Posted by McGehee | January 13, 2006 9:33 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:33
32. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 13, 2006 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The bet is $50 that after he picks it he eats it. But I want proof.
32. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 13, 2006 9:35 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:35
33. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 13, 2006 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The tube running through my sleeve to the flask in my pocket was great idea."
33. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 13, 2006 9:37 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:37
34. Posted by reelcobra | January 13, 2006 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Zapruder's son getting the historical footage of triangulating bloviation. There was no "single shooter" off of the mouth. Shumer was in the grassy knoll, Leahy in the book repository, and Biden was at Jack Ruby's strip club getting a lap dance and talking the poor dancer to death.
34. Posted by reelcobra | January 13, 2006 9:50 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:50
35. Posted by Alex Nunez | January 13, 2006 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I can't wait to photoshop Britney's head onto Ted's manly, walrus-like body," thought Pat Leahy as he clicked the shutter.
35. Posted by Alex Nunez | January 13, 2006 9:52 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:52
36. Posted by rick13 | January 13, 2006 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nikon introduces the new 9mm single shot.
36. Posted by rick13 | January 13, 2006 9:53 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:53
37. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 13, 2006 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a last desparate attempt to derail the Alito nomination Senator Leahy and Moveon.org get a picture of Alito during the confirmation to photoshop, there plan to add a earpiece and say the Carl Rove was scripting the judges answers, but alas they were caught by a blogger thus exposing there utter irrelivence. HAh!
37. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 13, 2006 9:53 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:53
38. Posted by Giacomo | January 13, 2006 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A stealthy photographer captures the infamous "wicked witch of Massachusetts" just before he melts away into total irrelevance.
"I'm melting, melting!"
38. Posted by Giacomo | January 13, 2006 9:57 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 09:57
39. Posted by xanthrope | January 13, 2006 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When the TV cameras weren't on him, Sen. Kennady appeared to lose focus.
39. Posted by xanthrope | January 13, 2006 10:01 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 10:01
40. Posted by xanthrope | January 13, 2006 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sen. Leahy adds to his collection of upskirt photos of Senate spectators.
40. Posted by xanthrope | January 13, 2006 10:07 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2006 10:07
41. Posted by xanthrope | January 13, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sen. Leahy patiently waits for Claire Shipman to uncross her legs for the, "money shot."
41. Posted by xanthrope | January 13, 2006 10:10 AM |
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