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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: January 20, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney is seen speaking at a luncheon in New York January 19, 2006. REUTERS/Chip East


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (141)

MSM manure piles as high as... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by mcconnell | January 20, 2006 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mcconnell:

MSM manure piles as high as Howard Dean.

1. Posted by mcconnell | January 20, 2006 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 07:22

Fully erect it's about this... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by taz | January 20, 2006 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
taz:

Fully erect it's about this high.

2. Posted by taz | January 20, 2006 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 07:29

taz, I was trying to figure... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Veeshir | January 20, 2006 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Veeshir:

taz, I was trying to figure out some way to say that without being dirty. Good one.


Helen, I've had it up to here with you!

3. Posted by Veeshir | January 20, 2006 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 07:36

"I knew he was a moonbat, b... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by JAT0 | January 20, 2006 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

"I knew he was a moonbat, but it surprised me; Jack Cafferty is only this big in person!"

4. Posted by JAT0 | January 20, 2006 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 07:51

From his press conference, ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by JAT0 | January 20, 2006 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

From his press conference, Dick Channey acknowledges Helen Thomas in the front row: "Hi Helen. Want to rumble?"

5. Posted by JAT0 | January 20, 2006 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 07:53

Chenney: (Moonbat edition) ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by JAT0 | January 20, 2006 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

Chenney: (Moonbat edition) "I don't kow how many times I'vd had to remind the President, you just don't greet world leaders with a pat on the head and say how's tricks!"

6. Posted by JAT0 | January 20, 2006 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 07:55

"We're about this high on T... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by radio free fred | January 20, 2006 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"We're about this high on The David Letterman Crap Meter."

7. Posted by radio free fred | January 20, 2006 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 08:05

"So, if you put one lie or ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by bRight & Early | January 20, 2006 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bRight & Early:

"So, if you put one lie or misrepresentation about Judge Alito from the committee hearings on a single piece of paper, it would be this high."

OR

Right Hand - Judge Alito : Left Hand (out of site) ----Insert Name of SJC Dem----

OR

"I'm tellin' you, Swimmer Teddy's bar tab was this fricken' high!"

OR

"If you ask another question that stupid, I swear I'm going to stick my thumb in my eye."

8. Posted by bRight & Early | January 20, 2006 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 08:09

"So I stuck my hand in the ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | January 20, 2006 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JohnAnnArbor:

"So I stuck my hand in the slot like this, and Howard Dean bit me! Never tease a moonbat in its cage...."

9. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | January 20, 2006 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 08:27

My hair use to be only this... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by BluesHarper | January 20, 2006 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

My hair use to be only this high.

10. Posted by BluesHarper | January 20, 2006 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 08:27

Cheney thought he was prett... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 20, 2006 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Cheney thought he was pretty good; but, no one had the guts to tell him his lips moved big time when performing his "talk with the hand of justice" routine.

11. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 20, 2006 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 08:29

----Vice Presid... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by BumperStickerist | January 20, 2006 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BumperStickerist:

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Vice President Cheney introduces Harvey the Invisible Rabbit as the new Associate Director of Homeland Security

----

12. Posted by BumperStickerist | January 20, 2006 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 08:41

Hey, Helen! You're almost ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by 357 | January 20, 2006 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
357:

Hey, Helen! You're almost tall enough - wanna Dance With the Stars?

13. Posted by 357 | January 20, 2006 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 08:41

"You put your hand on the t... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by DirtyKufar | January 20, 2006 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DirtyKufar:

"You put your hand on the top of her head like this and guide it to your lap."

14. Posted by DirtyKufar | January 20, 2006 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 08:43

Just picture it. The terror... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 20, 2006 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Just picture it. The terrorists are sitting down to dinner and the Predator comes zooming in and blam. Dead Terrorists and burt falafel.

15. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 20, 2006 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 08:45

I've had it up to here with... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Maggie | January 20, 2006 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

I've had it up to here with the Democrats on the judiciary committee.

16. Posted by Maggie | January 20, 2006 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 08:46

Guests must be at least 42 ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Dave in Texas | January 20, 2006 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave in Texas:

Guests must be at least 42 inches to ride.

17. Posted by Dave in Texas | January 20, 2006 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 08:46

It can reach this height, i... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by billburz | January 20, 2006 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

It can reach this height, if you pile up all the Democratic bullshit!

18. Posted by billburz | January 20, 2006 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 08:50

Cheney announces the captur... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by GaijinBiker | January 20, 2006 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GaijinBiker:

Cheney announces the capture of arch-terrorist Hattan Lic.

19. Posted by GaijinBiker | January 20, 2006 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 08:51

Vice President Dick Chen... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Alex_fs | January 20, 2006 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alex_fs:

Vice President Dick Cheney at Chicago's annual Player's Ball demonstrating the proper deployment of a strong pimp hand.

20. Posted by Alex_fs | January 20, 2006 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 08:53

"I have had it up to her... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Jim in Missouri | January 20, 2006 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim in Missouri:

"I have had it up to here with Algore"

21. Posted by Jim in Missouri | January 20, 2006 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 08:59

OK, let me go over this aga... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by DaveD | January 20, 2006 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

OK, let me go over this again. Zawahiri is this tall, wears a white turban, 6 inch beard and wire-rimmed glasses. Now get another drone out there and get him this time!

22. Posted by DaveD | January 20, 2006 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:04

"...As it turns out, the he... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Bryan | January 20, 2006 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bryan:

"...As it turns out, the height for that ride only came to here, so I was able to get on the Mickey's Playland Fun Train after all."

23. Posted by Bryan | January 20, 2006 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:07

-----Vice Presi... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by BumperStickerist | January 20, 2006 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BumperStickerist:

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Vice President and 22nd degree ninja Dick Cheney the moment after the Japanese shuriken throwing star left his hand.

24. Posted by BumperStickerist | January 20, 2006 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:07

Say "what?" again, Helen. I... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by JackStraw | January 20, 2006 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JackStraw:

Say "what?" again, Helen. I will hit you with a chop to the throat that will end you. One less insurgent.

25. Posted by JackStraw | January 20, 2006 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:14

There once was a man from W... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by robert | January 20, 2006 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
robert:

There once was a man from Wyoming,
with a weapon it was said he could bring.
She was almost this high,
he explained with a sigh.
But too young again, that was the thing.

26. Posted by robert | January 20, 2006 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:15

"Well we know the water in ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by bcb0225 | January 20, 2006 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bcb0225:

"Well we know the water in the Chappaquiddick is about this high so to answer your question, yes Ted could have gotten her out"

27. Posted by bcb0225 | January 20, 2006 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:21

Despite the fact they moved... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by DaveD | January 20, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

Despite the fact they moved Helen to the back row, Cheney still had a tough time being comfortable looking directly at her when answering her questions.

28. Posted by DaveD | January 20, 2006 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:25

Let me introduce you to my ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Justin @ RSR | January 20, 2006 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Justin @ RSR:

Let me introduce you to my invisible friend, Mr. Democrat Agenda.

29. Posted by Justin @ RSR | January 20, 2006 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:28

One glance from my Package ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Tongueboy | January 20, 2006 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tongueboy:

One glance from my Package of Doom and that catheter, realizing that resistance was useless, glided -- just so -- into my left ventricle.

30. Posted by Tongueboy | January 20, 2006 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:34

Walk like an Egyptiannnn... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Rittenhouse | January 20, 2006 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rittenhouse:

Walk like an Egyptiannnnnnnnn.

31. Posted by Rittenhouse | January 20, 2006 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:36

Yo, Homey. We be chillin ov... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Lyn | January 20, 2006 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lyn:

Yo, Homey. We be chillin over at Halliburton.

32. Posted by Lyn | January 20, 2006 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:37

...and sometimes, when I'm ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Takefive | January 20, 2006 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Takefive:

...and sometimes, when I'm driving down the highway, I'll stick my hand out the window like this and pretend I'm an airplane. Zoom, Zoom!

33. Posted by Takefive | January 20, 2006 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:39

I know nuking Iran shouldn'... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by roc ingersol | January 20, 2006 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
roc ingersol:

I know nuking Iran shouldn't be our first choice but screw it! I'm pushing the button.

34. Posted by roc ingersol | January 20, 2006 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:41

"So then I pat Pelosi on th... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Hoodlumman | January 20, 2006 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hoodlumman:

"So then I pat Pelosi on the head, told her to shut the **** up and go get me some coffee..."

35. Posted by Hoodlumman | January 20, 2006 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:42

...And in conclusion today ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 20, 2006 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moon Monkey:

...And in conclusion today I just want to comment on Mrs Clinton's Plantation crack: For one thing,the front walls are only about this high,you know what I mean!

36. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 20, 2006 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:43

You put your right hand in,... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Former Hostage:

You put your right hand in,
you pull your right hand out...

37. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:46

(in a Bullwinkle voice)<br ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Former Hostage:

(in a Bullwinkle voice)
Nuthin' up my sleeve...

38. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:47

Hey Helen...imagine I was m... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Former Hostage:

Hey Helen...imagine I was making a fist but my middle finger was paralyzed!

39. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 9:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:48

"Awwwwww baloney!"(i... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Former Hostage:

"Awwwwww baloney!"
(in response to another stupid MSM/moonbat conspiracy theory masked as a question.)

40. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:51

Notice the words behind Che... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by the man | January 20, 2006 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the man:

Notice the words behind Cheney's head: Lice

MEDIA BIAS

41. Posted by the man | January 20, 2006 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2006 09:52

You must be at least this t... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by