This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ had 'em screaming for more. The entries were like a Freudian nightmare focused on a geriatric johnson and the trollish Helen Thomas - enough to give one many sleepless nights. The winning entries brought the funny - it remains to be seen if they'll erase the memories of Thomas and Cheney re-enacting the Starr Report...

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Alex_fs) - "Vice President Dick Cheney at Chicago's annual Player's Ball demonstrating the proper deployment of a strong pimp hand."

2) (Hoodlumman) - "So then I pat Pelosi on the head, told her to shut the **** up and go get me some coffee..."

3) (Justin @ RSR) - "Let me introduce you to my invisible friend, Mr. Democrat Agenda."

Honorable Mention

4) (V the K) - "You must be this tall to ride the Wild Cheney." Andrew Sullivan immediately ran out to get his heels.

5) (Stephen Macklin) - "Just picture it. The terrorists are sitting down to dinner and the Predator comes zooming in and blam. Dead Terrorists and burnt falafel."

6) (anonymoose) - "After Jacques Chirac made his speech about using a nuclear response against the state sponsoring a terrorist attack against France, I patted him on the head, just like this. It was just so _cute_."

The Moonbat Mania Award goes to:

(spacemonkey) - "Daily Kos Headline: Chickenhawk Cheney Can't Salute!"

Until next Friday...