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When Fadwa pull the detonat... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When Fadwa pull the detonator on her 10 lbs of Semtex, the Israeli's knew that their ruse had worked.
1. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:16 AM |
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2. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Say any of you guys wanna join the filibuster on Alito?"
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:17 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 07:17
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Bueller?... Bueller?..."
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:17 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 07:17
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"There's one missing a head, Yep that boy and D--- tiger have been at it again."
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:20 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 07:20
5. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 27, 2006 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It became obvious she wasn't in Choclate City anymore.
5. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 27, 2006 7:23 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 07:23
6. Posted by Yogurt | January 27, 2006 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Helen Thomas, still angered by routinely being snubbed by the President and his Press Secretary, sets about selecting a date for the annual White House Press Club dinner.
6. Posted by Yogurt | January 27, 2006 7:26 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 07:26
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nice one, Freakyboy.
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:35 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 07:35
8. Posted by Plebe | January 27, 2006 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What do I have to do to get a cappucino in this frikken place?
8. Posted by Plebe | January 27, 2006 7:47 AM |
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9. Posted by Weegie | January 27, 2006 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Canada mobilizes its armed forces to protect its sovereignty over the Northwest Passage.
9. Posted by Weegie | January 27, 2006 7:49 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 07:49
10. Posted by Robb | January 27, 2006 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Miss Lewinski was delighted, as she thought to herself, "Just let em TRY and find a white stain THIS time!"
10. Posted by Robb | January 27, 2006 7:50 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 07:50
11. Posted by Weegie | January 27, 2006 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How am I supposed to find Senator Kennedy in this crowd?
11. Posted by Weegie | January 27, 2006 7:53 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 07:53
12. Posted by taz | January 27, 2006 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All she had to choose from were beady-eyed, bald men with bad teeth....it was the worst pick-up place in history.
12. Posted by taz | January 27, 2006 7:54 AM |
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13. Posted by Cybrludite | January 27, 2006 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Siberian shriners on parade!
13. Posted by Cybrludite | January 27, 2006 7:55 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 07:55
14. Posted by Mike Williams | January 27, 2006 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cindy Sheehan speaks to a "standing room only" crowd in Russia.
14. Posted by Mike Williams | January 27, 2006 8:01 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 08:01
15. Posted by Guido | January 27, 2006 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reuters: "Enthusiastic throng turns out for Al Gore's 'Global Warming' speech."
15. Posted by Guido | January 27, 2006 8:12 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 08:12
16. Posted by SilverBubble | January 27, 2006 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So when exactly did Calvin get a decorating license?
16. Posted by SilverBubble | January 27, 2006 8:13 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 08:13
17. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 27, 2006 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...And finally in the news today, Michael Jackson was seen shopping again, at a mall in Russia. Sheesh, enough already!
17. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 27, 2006 8:21 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 08:21
18. Posted by Maggie | January 27, 2006 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After perusing the local singles once again, Svetlana knew she had no other option left but to register at www.myforeignbride.com!
18. Posted by Maggie | January 27, 2006 8:26 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 08:26
19. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 27, 2006 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Men...their all the same, cold hearts and ice between their legs!
19. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 27, 2006 8:27 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 08:27
20. Posted by Nicholas | January 27, 2006 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Tell me, comrade, is this the queue to buy a loaf of bread?"
20. Posted by Nicholas | January 27, 2006 8:31 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 08:31
21. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 27, 2006 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aware that her can of mace would be of no use against their frozen advance, Svetlana pulls out a bottle of cherry syrup and quickly disperses the infamous "North Pole's Frosties" sled gang.
21. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 27, 2006 8:32 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 08:32
22. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 27, 2006 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Pssst,sailor: how can you live in a place like this? Sailor...sailor!
22. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 27, 2006 8:34 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 08:34
23. Posted by billburz | January 27, 2006 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Jazerra reports:
Dateline Washington DC:
A group of fat white Western males, some mockingly wearing the Fez, surrounded a Muslim woman today...........
23. Posted by billburz | January 27, 2006 8:38 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 08:38
24. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 27, 2006 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You guys come here often?"
24. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 27, 2006 8:39 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 08:39
25. Posted by DaveD | January 27, 2006 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Snow many men, so little time.
25. Posted by DaveD | January 27, 2006 8:41 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 08:41
26. Posted by rick13 | January 27, 2006 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marvin...?
26. Posted by rick13 | January 27, 2006 8:44 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 08:44
27. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 27, 2006 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks Rodney. I blame your OTB contest for getting me hooked on these silly things. And to everyone, please accept my apologies for the pre-morning coffee spelling error. Choc-O-late! Doh.
27. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 27, 2006 8:49 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 08:49
28. Posted by JAT0 | January 27, 2006 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teresa Heinz Kerry is seen warming up the throngs of supporters out to hear her husband speak on global warming.
28. Posted by JAT0 | January 27, 2006 8:50 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 08:50
29. Posted by Mark | January 27, 2006 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now that the sun's out, the line should die down soon...
29. Posted by Mark | January 27, 2006 8:54 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 08:54
30. Posted by tongancat | January 27, 2006 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In yet another New York Times "staged photo-op" scandal, it was revealed today that Cindy Sheehan's annual Winter Solstice protest in Crawford, Texas featured artificial supporters. When asked for her comment on the scandal, Sheehan replied, "I fail to see how the demographic makeup of the protesters changes the fact that President Bush LIED to the American people."
30. Posted by tongancat | January 27, 2006 8:58 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 08:58
31. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Senator Byrd! Senator Byrd! I know you're hiding here somewhere."
31. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 9:17 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 09:17
32. Posted by DaveD | January 27, 2006 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She couldn't prove it, but Nancy was convinced the security searches on the Air Alaska flights were not performed at random.
32. Posted by DaveD | January 27, 2006 9:19 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 09:19
33. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | January 27, 2006 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maureen Dowd, still looking for her man in all the wrong places....
33. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | January 27, 2006 9:20 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 09:20
34. Posted by DaveD | January 27, 2006 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mexico may get all the ink, but screening for illegal immigrants sneaking across the Canadian border was no piece of cake either.
34. Posted by DaveD | January 27, 2006 9:22 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 09:22
35. Posted by Dwight P | January 27, 2006 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Freakyboy's Chocolate City comment made me spit on my monitor - best one so far)
Weegie said: How am I supposed to find Senator Kennedy in this crowd?
Easy - he's the only pasty white blob with a red glowing nose.
35. Posted by Dwight P | January 27, 2006 9:27 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 09:27
36. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 27, 2006 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After years of communism bankrupting the system the once great red army is all white.
36. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 27, 2006 9:33 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 09:33
37. Posted by GearDaddy | January 27, 2006 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Calvin!!!
37. Posted by GearDaddy | January 27, 2006 9:34 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 09:34
38. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 27, 2006 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Russians learn the hard way not to let France design their winter army wear.
38. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 27, 2006 9:34 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 09:34
39. Posted by Daniel | January 27, 2006 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nan Pelosi initiates phase one of her newest plan to take down the Republican majority: voodoo snowmen.
39. Posted by Daniel | January 27, 2006 9:41 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 09:41
40. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 27, 2006 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After constantly accusing President Bush of being a tyrant Helen Thomas "accidentally" shows up in siberia for a surprise Presidential press conference where she was promised to be the only reporter to ask questions, Damn Bush is funny.
40. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 27, 2006 9:41 AM |
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41. Posted by tom | January 27, 2006 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary looking for plantation workers.
41. Posted by tom | January 27, 2006 9:47 AM |
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Posted on January 27, 2006 09:47