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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: January 27, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Many a snowman : A woman looks at snowmen installed at the Arbat, a popular pedestrian shopping and entertainment street in Moscow. (AFP/Denis Sinyakov)


Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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When Fadwa pull the detonat... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

When Fadwa pull the detonator on her 10 lbs of Semtex, the Israeli's knew that their ruse had worked.

1. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 07:16

"Say any of you guys wanna ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Say any of you guys wanna join the filibuster on Alito?"

2. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 07:17

"Bueller?... Bueller?..."</... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Bueller?... Bueller?..."

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 07:17

"There's one missing a head... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"There's one missing a head, Yep that boy and D--- tiger have been at it again."

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 07:20

It became obvious she wasn'... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 27, 2006 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

It became obvious she wasn't in Choclate City anymore.

5. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 27, 2006 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 07:23

Helen Thomas, still angered... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Yogurt | January 27, 2006 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yogurt:

Helen Thomas, still angered by routinely being snubbed by the President and his Press Secretary, sets about selecting a date for the annual White House Press Club dinner.

6. Posted by Yogurt | January 27, 2006 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 07:26

Nice one, Freakyboy.... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Nice one, Freakyboy.

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 07:35

What do I have to do to get... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Plebe | January 27, 2006 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Plebe:

What do I have to do to get a cappucino in this frikken place?

8. Posted by Plebe | January 27, 2006 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 07:47

Canada mobilizes its armed ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Weegie | January 27, 2006 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Canada mobilizes its armed forces to protect its sovereignty over the Northwest Passage.

9. Posted by Weegie | January 27, 2006 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 07:49

Miss Lewinski was delighted... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Robb | January 27, 2006 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robb:

Miss Lewinski was delighted, as she thought to herself, "Just let em TRY and find a white stain THIS time!"

10. Posted by Robb | January 27, 2006 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 07:50

How am I supposed to find S... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Weegie | January 27, 2006 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

How am I supposed to find Senator Kennedy in this crowd?

11. Posted by Weegie | January 27, 2006 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 07:53

All she had to choose from ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by taz | January 27, 2006 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
taz:

All she had to choose from were beady-eyed, bald men with bad teeth....it was the worst pick-up place in history.

12. Posted by taz | January 27, 2006 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 07:54

Siberian shriners on parade... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Cybrludite | January 27, 2006 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cybrludite:

Siberian shriners on parade!

13. Posted by Cybrludite | January 27, 2006 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 07:55

Cindy Sheehan speaks to a "... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Mike Williams | January 27, 2006 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike Williams:

Cindy Sheehan speaks to a "standing room only" crowd in Russia.

14. Posted by Mike Williams | January 27, 2006 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 08:01

Reuters: "Enthusiastic thro... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Guido | January 27, 2006 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

Reuters: "Enthusiastic throng turns out for Al Gore's 'Global Warming' speech."

15. Posted by Guido | January 27, 2006 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 08:12

So when exactly did Calvin ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by SilverBubble | January 27, 2006 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SilverBubble:

So when exactly did Calvin get a decorating license?

16. Posted by SilverBubble | January 27, 2006 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 08:13

...And finally in the news ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 27, 2006 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moon Monkey:

...And finally in the news today, Michael Jackson was seen shopping again, at a mall in Russia. Sheesh, enough already!

17. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 27, 2006 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 08:21

After perusing the local si... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Maggie | January 27, 2006 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

After perusing the local singles once again, Svetlana knew she had no other option left but to register at www.myforeignbride.com!

18. Posted by Maggie | January 27, 2006 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 08:26

"Men...their all the same, ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 27, 2006 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moon Monkey:

"Men...their all the same, cold hearts and ice between their legs!

19. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 27, 2006 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 08:27

"Tell me, comrade, is this ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Nicholas | January 27, 2006 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nicholas:

"Tell me, comrade, is this the queue to buy a loaf of bread?"

20. Posted by Nicholas | January 27, 2006 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 08:31

Aware that her can of mace ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 27, 2006 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Aware that her can of mace would be of no use against their frozen advance, Svetlana pulls out a bottle of cherry syrup and quickly disperses the infamous "North Pole's Frosties" sled gang.

21. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 27, 2006 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 08:32

"Pssst,sailor: how can you ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 27, 2006 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moon Monkey:

"Pssst,sailor: how can you live in a place like this? Sailor...sailor!

22. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 27, 2006 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 08:34

Al Jazerra reports:D... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by billburz | January 27, 2006 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

Al Jazerra reports:
Dateline Washington DC:
A group of fat white Western males, some mockingly wearing the Fez, surrounded a Muslim woman today...........

23. Posted by billburz | January 27, 2006 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 08:38

"You guys come here often?"... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 27, 2006 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moon Monkey:

"You guys come here often?"

24. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 27, 2006 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 08:39

Snow many men, so little ti... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by DaveD | January 27, 2006 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

Snow many men, so little time.

25. Posted by DaveD | January 27, 2006 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 08:41

Marvin...?... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by rick13 | January 27, 2006 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rick13:

Marvin...?

26. Posted by rick13 | January 27, 2006 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 08:44

Thanks Rodney. I blame you... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 27, 2006 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Thanks Rodney. I blame your OTB contest for getting me hooked on these silly things. And to everyone, please accept my apologies for the pre-morning coffee spelling error. Choc-O-late! Doh.

27. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 27, 2006 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 08:49

Teresa Heinz Kerry is seen ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by JAT0 | January 27, 2006 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

Teresa Heinz Kerry is seen warming up the throngs of supporters out to hear her husband speak on global warming.

28. Posted by JAT0 | January 27, 2006 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 08:50

Now that the sun's out, the... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Mark | January 27, 2006 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

Now that the sun's out, the line should die down soon...

29. Posted by Mark | January 27, 2006 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 08:54

In yet another New York Tim... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by tongancat | January 27, 2006 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tongancat:

In yet another New York Times "staged photo-op" scandal, it was revealed today that Cindy Sheehan's annual Winter Solstice protest in Crawford, Texas featured artificial supporters. When asked for her comment on the scandal, Sheehan replied, "I fail to see how the demographic makeup of the protesters changes the fact that President Bush LIED to the American people."

30. Posted by tongancat | January 27, 2006 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 08:58

"Senator Byrd! Senator Byrd... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Senator Byrd! Senator Byrd! I know you're hiding here somewhere."

31. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 27, 2006 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 09:17

She couldn't prove it, but ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by DaveD | January 27, 2006 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

She couldn't prove it, but Nancy was convinced the security searches on the Air Alaska flights were not performed at random.

32. Posted by DaveD | January 27, 2006 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 09:19

Maureen Dowd, still looking... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | January 27, 2006 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JohnAnnArbor:

Maureen Dowd, still looking for her man in all the wrong places....

33. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | January 27, 2006 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 09:20

Mexico may get all the ink,... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by DaveD | January 27, 2006 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

Mexico may get all the ink, but screening for illegal immigrants sneaking across the Canadian border was no piece of cake either.

34. Posted by DaveD | January 27, 2006 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 09:22

(Freakyboy's Chocolate City... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Dwight P | January 27, 2006 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dwight P:

(Freakyboy's Chocolate City comment made me spit on my monitor - best one so far)

Weegie said: How am I supposed to find Senator Kennedy in this crowd?

Easy - he's the only pasty white blob with a red glowing nose.

35. Posted by Dwight P | January 27, 2006 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 09:27

After years of communism ba... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 27, 2006 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fire on the mountain:

After years of communism bankrupting the system the once great red army is all white.

36. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 27, 2006 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 09:33

Calvin!!!... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by GearDaddy | January 27, 2006 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GearDaddy:

Calvin!!!

37. Posted by GearDaddy | January 27, 2006 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 09:34

The Russians learn the hard... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 27, 2006 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fire on the mountain:

The Russians learn the hard way not to let France design their winter army wear.

38. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 27, 2006 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 09:34

Nan Pelosi initiates phase ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Daniel | January 27, 2006 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel:

Nan Pelosi initiates phase one of her newest plan to take down the Republican majority: voodoo snowmen.

39. Posted by Daniel | January 27, 2006 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 09:41

After constantly accusing P... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 27, 2006 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fire on the mountain:

After constantly accusing President Bush of being a tyrant Helen Thomas "accidentally" shows up in siberia for a surprise Presidential press conference where she was promised to be the only reporter to ask questions, Damn Bush is funny.

40. Posted by fire on the mountain | January 27, 2006 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 09:41

Hillary looking for plantat... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by tom | January 27, 2006 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tom:

Hillary looking for plantation workers.

41. Posted by tom | January 27, 2006 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 09:47

Dan Rather scooped the worl... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by yetanotherjohn | January 27, 2006 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Dan Rather scooped the world with his report on Zogby polling which confirmed that Hillary Clinton's would win in 2008. When challenged by the fact that Zogby's pool of "likely voters" consisted of 501 snowmen and one woman who did not speak english, Rather replied that the accuracy of the poll had not been disproved, so as a responsible journalist he would stand by his story.

42. Posted by yetanotherjohn | January 27, 2006 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 09:47

Toto, I think we took a wro... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by J. MacKay | January 27, 2006 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
J. MacKay:

Toto, I think we took a wrong turn. This dosen't look like Chocolate City.

43. Posted by J. MacKay | January 27, 2006 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 09:50

A local resident stumbles u... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by bcb0225 | January 27, 2006 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bcb0225:

A local resident stumbles upon Frosty the Snowman's clandestine cloning experiments designed to build an army of jihadist snowmen.

OR

Frosty the Snowman II: The Clone Wars

44. Posted by bcb0225 | January 27, 2006 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 09:50

Wonkette meets The Kos Kidz... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Good Lt | January 27, 2006 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Good Lt:

Wonkette meets The Kos Kidz

45. Posted by Good Lt | January 27, 2006 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 09:55

Anna began to wonder if the... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Allen | January 27, 2006 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Allen:

Anna began to wonder if the rumor of a resurgent FSB wasn't true.

46. Posted by Allen | January 27, 2006 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 10:12

Freaky Boy!Freaky Bo... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Marty | January 27, 2006 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marty:

Freaky Boy!
Freaky Boy!
Freaky Boy!

(I'm not even going to try after that one!)

47. Posted by Marty | January 27, 2006 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 10:15

World diplomats gree... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by observer | January 27, 2006 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
observer:


World diplomats greet the new Hamas ambassador...

48. Posted by observer | January 27, 2006 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 10:30

"A lone dissenter taunts so... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by MjM | January 27, 2006 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MjM:

"A lone dissenter taunts soldiers of The People's Republic Of Coldennia brought in by the government to quash the weeks-long protest."

~or~

"Maureen Dowd finally meets a man with whom she has something in common." [see: Moon Monkey's]

49. Posted by MjM | January 27, 2006 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 10:39

Members of the Pajamas Medi... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by DUDACKATTACK!!!! | January 27, 2006 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DUDACKATTACK!!!!:

Members of the Pajamas Media finally enlist.

50. Posted by DUDACKATTACK!!!! | January 27, 2006 10:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 10:44

"Democrats court the crucia... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by No One of Consequence | January 27, 2006 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

"Democrats court the crucial 'person-of-snow' swing vote"

51. Posted by No One of Consequence | January 27, 2006 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 10:45

"Which one of you is the re... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Hermoine | January 27, 2006 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hermoine:

"Which one of you is the real Karl Rove?"

52. Posted by Hermoine | January 27, 2006 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 10:52

"American Idol Looks For Si... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by radio free fred | January 27, 2006 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"American Idol Looks For Simon Cow Replacement."

53. Posted by radio free fred | January 27, 2006 10:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 10:58

A UN Weapons inspector chec... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Gilly | January 27, 2006 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gilly:

A UN Weapons inspector checks Hell to see how the European demands that Iran stop producing nuclear weapons have fared.

54. Posted by Gilly | January 27, 2006 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 11:03

There once was a woman from... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by robert | January 27, 2006 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
robert:

There once was a woman from the North,
compelled by her genes to go forth.
And what did she buy,
with that gleam in her eye?
Another bargain, for what it is worth.

55. Posted by robert | January 27, 2006 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 11:03

"Call me a bigot, but all t... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Daniel Shearon | January 27, 2006 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel Shearon:

"Call me a bigot, but all these Canadians look the same to me"

56. Posted by Daniel Shearon | January 27, 2006 11:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 11:12

I knew I should have hung m... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by EXDemocrat | January 27, 2006 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
EXDemocrat:

I knew I should have hung my uniform by the door.

57. Posted by EXDemocrat | January 27, 2006 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 11:17

Her father's request that L... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Hoodlumman | January 27, 2006 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hoodlumman:

Her father's request that Linda pack a flamethrower suddenly seemed eerily prescient.

58. Posted by Hoodlumman | January 27, 2006 11:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 11:26

Hillary secretly conducts i... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by kbiel | January 27, 2006 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kbiel:

Hillary secretly conducts interviews with potential vice-presidential running mates seeking someone more intelligent and electable than Kerry or Gore.

59. Posted by kbiel | January 27, 2006 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 11:32

Judy sensed that the normal... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Steven L. | January 27, 2006 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steven L.:

Judy sensed that the normally warm relationship between her and the rest of the DNC changed after she stated that maybe Bush wasn't *completely* like Hitler.

60. Posted by Steven L. | January 27, 2006 11:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 11:33

"Are snowmen necessary?"</p... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Peter F. | January 27, 2006 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Are snowmen necessary?"

61. Posted by Peter F. | January 27, 2006 11:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 11:42

It's beginning to look a lo... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by eLarson | January 27, 2006 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
eLarson:

It's beginning to look a lot like MoDo
Ev'rywhere you go...

62. Posted by eLarson | January 27, 2006 11:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 11:42

(damn that was close, Peter... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by eLarson | January 27, 2006 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
eLarson:

(damn that was close, Peter)

63. Posted by eLarson | January 27, 2006 11:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 11:43

Sarah was saddened that the... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by bcb0225 | January 27, 2006 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bcb0225:

Sarah was saddened that they had not heard her pleas not to look back at Sodom and Gommorrah.

64. Posted by bcb0225 | January 27, 2006 11:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 11:46

"Excuse me, could you tell ... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by bcb0225 | January 27, 2006 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bcb0225:

"Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to Narnia?"

65. Posted by bcb0225 | January 27, 2006 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 11:47

"You know, liberals are rea... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Kirk | January 27, 2006 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kirk:

"You know, liberals are really cold sometimes."

66. Posted by Kirk | January 27, 2006 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 12:00

A new amendment to the Welf... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Tango | January 27, 2006 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

A new amendment to the Welfare Reform Act requires welfare recipients to search for their check in a controlled environment to build up motor skills. Here a welfare mom is placed among a throng of snowmen in this seasonal setting. On-lookers have been seen placing wagers on the event.

67. Posted by Tango | January 27, 2006 12:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 12:04

What do you guys get from s... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Silver Bullet | January 27, 2006 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Silver Bullet:

What do you guys get from sitting on the ice blocks, polaroids?

68. Posted by Silver Bullet | January 27, 2006 12:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 12:13

The Russian chapter of the ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Insomniac | January 27, 2006 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Insomniac:

The Russian chapter of the ACLU promptly filed suit against the mayor of Moscow alleging racial and gender discrimination, as well as for installing imagery that might cause someone to think the word "Christmas."

69. Posted by Insomniac | January 27, 2006 12:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 12:15

A judge eliminates this gro... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Master Shake | January 27, 2006 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Master Shake:

A judge eliminates this group of contestants at the Hillary Clinton lookalike contest for being "too warm and personable."

70. Posted by Master Shake | January 27, 2006 12:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 12:25

On a weekend trip to the no... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Bat One | January 27, 2006 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bat One:

On a weekend trip to the northern cryogenic wasteland formerly known as Canada, the visitor stared silently in wonder that any of these people had been silly enough to listen to the demented rantings of a former Tennessee tobacco farmer named AlGore.

71. Posted by Bat One | January 27, 2006 12:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 12:26

Socialist policies produce ... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by skymuse | January 27, 2006 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
skymuse:

Socialist policies produce shortages, resulting in long lines to purchase carrots, coal, and tophats.

The metabolically-challenged have been given priority access to the remaining resources. A Winner Of Life's Lottery, shown above, attempts to use unfair advantage of movable legs in order to move up the line.

72. Posted by skymuse | January 27, 2006 12:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 12:36

Though not as deadly as Orc... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by skymuse | January 27, 2006 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
skymuse:

Though not as deadly as Orcs, the Snowmen of Mordor are still fearsome. Sam Gamgee attempts to infiltrate their ranks as they prepare for battle.

73. Posted by skymuse | January 27, 2006 12:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 12:50

A still shot from Stanliy K... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by skymuse | January 27, 2006 12:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
skymuse:

A still shot from Stanliy Kubrizcki's new film "Ice Wide Shut"

74. Posted by skymuse | January 27, 2006 12:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 12:53

Barack Obama stumbles upon ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Bauer | January 27, 2006 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bauer:

Barack Obama stumbles upon the unfortunate sight of several of his fellow senators including Kennedy and Byrd sun bathing nude.

75. Posted by Bauer | January 27, 2006 12:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 12:54

The Democrats start rallyin... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Faith+1 | January 27, 2006 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

The Democrats start rallying their voters for the 08 elections...

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Posted on January 27, 2006 13:00

"A woman needs a man like a... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Clioman | January 27, 2006 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clioman:

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs needs a bicycle," declared Maureen defiantly, even as she continued to wonder why no one seemed willing to buy her a drink.

77. Posted by Clioman | January 27, 2006 1:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 13:00

'Something Went Horribly Wr... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 27, 2006 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moon Monkey:

'Something Went Horribly Wrong In Fargo'

As seen above, the North Dakota State Police investigate reports that some American Idol contestants were forced to wait in line too long. When the kids were questioned however, noone complained so carrots,twigs and pieces of coal were distributed to all. No charges were filed.

78. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 27, 2006 1:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 13:04

Unfortunately, a single, lo... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by JAT0 | January 27, 2006 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

Unfortunately, a single, lonely old woman was the only person that showed up to hear the Ray Nagin-Al Sharpton White Chocolate Choir's opening performance.

79. Posted by JAT0 | January 27, 2006 1:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 13:18

One of you will start talki... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by dchamil | January 27, 2006 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dchamil:

One of you will start talking soon or you will feel a taste of my hairdryer on "High".

80. Posted by dchamil | January 27, 2006 1:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 13:34

In Soviet Russia, even the ... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 27, 2006 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

In Soviet Russia, even the snow men had to stand in line for carrots

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Posted on January 27, 2006 13:53

Looking for Mr. Goodbar.</p... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by chuck | January 27, 2006 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chuck:

Looking for Mr. Goodbar.

82. Posted by chuck | January 27, 2006 2:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 14:29

It had been a long time sin... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by McGehee | January 27, 2006 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

It had been a long time since she stopped into her old haunt for a drink and some company, but upon walking in she discovered the clientele had changed since her last visit, and that the new crowd lacked the warmth of her old drinking buddies.

83. Posted by McGehee | January 27, 2006 2:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 14:36

Why so glum fellow Air Amer... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Stacy L. Harp | January 27, 2006 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stacy L. Harp:

Why so glum fellow Air America fans?

84. Posted by Stacy L. Harp | January 27, 2006 2:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 14:37

I'm not so sure about this ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Stacy L. Harp | January 27, 2006 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stacy L. Harp:

I'm not so sure about this hat?

85. Posted by Stacy L. Harp | January 27, 2006 2:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 14:37

Cindy Sheehan is speaking n... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Stacy L. Harp | January 27, 2006 2:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stacy L. Harp:

Cindy Sheehan is speaking next, quick put on a happy face!

86. Posted by Stacy L. Harp | January 27, 2006 2:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 14:38

March of the Snowmen...... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Stacy L. Harp | January 27, 2006 2:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stacy L. Harp:

March of the Snowmen...

Snowmen for global cooling

87. Posted by Stacy L. Harp | January 27, 2006 2:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 14:39

She now regretted telling h... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by DaveD | January 27, 2006 2:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

She now regretted telling her husband that it would be a cold day in hell before he could go out carousing with his buddies again.

88. Posted by DaveD | January 27, 2006 2:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 14:54

The snowmen had to be built... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Dodo David | January 27, 2006 2:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

The snowmen had to be built outside of Chicago because they were not unionized.

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Posted on January 27, 2006 14:54

A Palestinian woman looks o... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Regret | January 27, 2006 2:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Regret:

A Palestinian woman looks on in wonder at compelling evidence that Hamas signed a peace treaty with Israel and Hell froze over on Friday.

90. Posted by Regret | January 27, 2006 2:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 14:54

The Vermont judicial system... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by rbs | January 27, 2006 3:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rbs:

The Vermont judicial system is a PLANTATION
and you cold white folks know what I mean!!

91. Posted by rbs | January 27, 2006 3:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 15:01

Jane Q. watches hell freeze... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Nylda | January 27, 2006 3:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

Jane Q. watches hell freeze over waiting for insightful commentary from Ray Nagin about rebuilding New Orleans.

92. Posted by Nylda | January 27, 2006 3:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 15:02

Local Director, Alexandria ... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by EXDemocrat | January 27, 2006 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
EXDemocrat:

Local Director, Alexandria Magsumov surveys the cast and crew of the upcoming play, "Snow Day in Hell".

93. Posted by EXDemocrat | January 27, 2006 3:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 15:32

CAAAAALLLLLLVVVIIIIIIIIINNN... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | January 27, 2006 3:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dwayne "the canoe guy":

CAAAAALLLLLLVVVIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

94. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | January 27, 2006 3:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 15:54

Snowdom and Gomorrah: "I to... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by mesablue | January 27, 2006 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mesablue:

Snowdom and Gomorrah: "I told you not to look back".

95. Posted by mesablue | January 27, 2006 4:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 16:00

The horrors of dihydrogen m... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by No One of Consequence | January 27, 2006 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

The horrors of dihydrogen monoxide

96. Posted by No One of Consequence | January 27, 2006 4:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 16:07

"Which One Of You Gentlemen... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by radio free fred | January 27, 2006 4:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Which One Of You Gentlemen Called For A Snow Blower?"

97. Posted by radio free fred | January 27, 2006 4:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 16:24

"Finding a Democrat with a ... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by JR @ RightFaith | January 27, 2006 4:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JR @ RightFaith:

"Finding a Democrat with a personality is much hard than I thought."

98. Posted by JR @ RightFaith | January 27, 2006 4:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 16:49

"Finding a Democrat with a ... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by JR @ RightFaith | January 27, 2006 4:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JR @ RightFaith:

"Finding a Democrat with a personality is much harder than I thought."

99. Posted by JR @ RightFaith | January 27, 2006 4:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 16:51

The construction workers ga... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by edmcgon | January 27, 2006 4:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
edmcgon:

The construction workers gather to begin work on the "bridge to nowhere".

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Posted on January 27, 2006 16:54

The opening scene to the mo... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by hwapper | January 27, 2006 4:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hwapper:

The opening scene to the movie adaptation of CS Lewis' little known classic "The Lion, the Witch, and the Snow Globe"

101. Posted by hwapper | January 27, 2006 4:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 16:57

Celine Dion's Canadian Tour... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by edmcgon | January 27, 2006 4:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
edmcgon:

Celine Dion's Canadian Tour.

102. Posted by edmcgon | January 27, 2006 4:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 16:57

"Checkmate!"... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Venomous Kate | January 27, 2006 5:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Venomous Kate:

"Checkmate!"

103. Posted by Venomous Kate | January 27, 2006 5:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 17:16

It looks like these "cats" ... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | January 27, 2006 5:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Doherty Jr.:

It looks like these "cats" could use
some real "snow." I'll call my hook-up and
provide the straws.

104. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | January 27, 2006 5:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 17:22

"Where is the bathroom?"<br... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Masonn | January 27, 2006 5:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Masonn:

"Where is the bathroom?"
"over there by the yellow guy"

105. Posted by Masonn | January 27, 2006 5:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 17:27

Hillary Clinton, in her lat... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2006 5:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary Clinton, in her latest speech on Iraq, fails miserably at warming up the Moveon.org crowd.

106. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2006 5:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 17:45

A lone reporter interviews ... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by starboardhelm | January 27, 2006 6:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
starboardhelm:

A lone reporter interviews Kerry, Kennedy and other pathetic losers who predicted that "hell would freeze over" before Ali-o-to would be confirmed. Turns out even that could not stop an up-or-down vote.

107. Posted by starboardhelm | January 27, 2006 6:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 18:10

A first time customer views... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Charles V | January 27, 2006 6:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charles V:

A first time customer views patiently at the new Heidi Fleiss male prostitute bordello outside Las Vegas. The customer is awaiting a male component sexual arousal in the Ice Man Cometh Gallery and Bar. The Gallery has proved popular with first time guests. After the conclusion of sexual activity the icemen's genitals melt off. "Just what I was looking for" said Senator Hillary Clinton after her recent visit.

108. Posted by Charles V | January 27, 2006 6:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 18:47

Admittedly, the new alterna... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by RicardoVerde | January 27, 2006 7:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RicardoVerde:

Admittedly, the new alternate version of New Orleans came across as a bit cold and detached.

109. Posted by RicardoVerde | January 27, 2006 7:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2006 19:59

"I feel so over dressed..."... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by vader06 | January 27, 2006 11:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
vader06:

"I feel so over dressed..."

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Posted on January 27, 2006 23:50

Al Gore leads other environ... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by RodgerH | January 28, 2006 12:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RodgerH:

Al Gore leads other environmentalist on an anti-global warming protest recently held in Moscow.

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Posted on January 28, 2006 00:04

"Dang! I left my bottle of... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by OC Chuck | January 28, 2006 1:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OC Chuck:

"Dang! I left my bottle of cherry syrup at home!"

112. Posted by OC Chuck | January 28, 2006 1:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2006 01:00

The feminist from San Franc... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by OC Chuck | January 28, 2006 1:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OC Chuck:

The feminist from San Francisco realized she misunderstood the ad for the event, and this was not the "MOSCOW CELEBRATES NO MEN" rally.

113. Posted by OC Chuck | January 28, 2006 1:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2006 01:08

"Frank!! Where are you? T... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by OC Chuck | January 28, 2006 1:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OC Chuck:

"Frank!! Where are you? This is not going to get you out of shovelling the driveway!!"

"And stop taking apart my brooms!!!"

114. Posted by OC Chuck | January 28, 2006 1:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2006 01:28

"Hmmmm. The other parents ... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by jc | January 28, 2006 2:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jc:

"Hmmmm. The other parents at the office never talk about this sort of thing."

Am I the only one that thought of that particular Calvin and Hobbes strip?

115. Posted by jc | January 28, 2006 2:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2006 02:12

"Okay, but I'll need to war... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Giacomo | January 28, 2006 6:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"Okay, but I'll need to warm up now and then, and it's $100 apiece."

116. Posted by Giacomo | January 28, 2006 6:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2006 06:55

Lucy realizes she's in Narn... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Colonel Steve | January 28, 2006 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Colonel Steve:

Lucy realizes she's in Narnia again, and the witch has been busy with her magic wand.

117. Posted by Colonel Steve | January 28, 2006 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2006 09:23

Hillary in a runup campaign... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Steve Crickmore | January 28, 2006 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Crickmore:

Hillary in a runup campaign trip to the New Hampshire primary, once again polarizes voters.

118. Posted by Steve Crickmore | January 28, 2006 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2006 09:38

AP BREAKING: New Winter mov... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 28, 2006 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

AP BREAKING: New Winter movie blockbuster announced. Searching for Bill Watterson

119. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 28, 2006 10:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2006 10:29

When life gives you lemons,... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 28, 2006 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

When life gives you lemons, make lemon-aid.
When Islamic fanatics give you nuclear winter, make ...

120. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 28, 2006 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2006 10:32

"Jees, why do all the poten... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 28, 2006 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Jees, why do all the potential 2008 Democratic candidates look the same?"

121. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 28, 2006 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2006 10:33

Hey,anyone need a snowjob?<... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Norm | January 28, 2006 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

Hey,anyone need a snowjob?

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Posted on January 28, 2006 13:21

Canadians turned out in rec... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by D. Carter | January 28, 2006 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Carter:

Canadians turned out in record numbers to cast their votes in the recent election which sent the Liberals packing.

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Posted on January 28, 2006 13:51

Even after building her own... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Timmer | January 28, 2006 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Even after building her own army of "perfect men," Cindy Sheehan can't get a date.

124. Posted by Timmer | January 28, 2006 2:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2006 14:03

Radical islamic fundamental... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by Timmer | January 28, 2006 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Radical islamic fundamentalists try moving their protests to Moscow, succeeding only in freezing their fezs.

125. Posted by Timmer | January 28, 2006 2:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2006 14:04

The famous Shrine Circus ru... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Timmer | January 28, 2006 2:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

The famous Shrine Circus runs into problems on their world tour when they landed in Moscow.

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Posted on January 28, 2006 14:05

Disheartened with her first... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 28, 2006 6:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moon Monkey:

Disheartened with her first attempt at Creation, Mrs Jesus nonetheless declares; "back to the drawing boards...tomorrow I'll create fishes and ponies, and on Monday I'll try making Democrats again"!

127. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 28, 2006 6:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2006 18:02

Hello, my name is Monica, a... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by R | January 28, 2006 6:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
R:

Hello, my name is Monica, and I am a snowblower.

128. Posted by R | January 28, 2006 6:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2006 18:31

As seen at this year's Busi... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by R | January 28, 2006 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
R:

As seen at this year's Business Opportunity Fair, the Discount Cryogenics display has not been the hot bed of interest the investors had anticipated.

129. Posted by R | January 28, 2006 6:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2006 18:55

Ruth Buzzi's disco career f... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by R | January 29, 2006 6:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
R:

Ruth Buzzi's disco career flopped with the release of her lone video, "It's Snowing Men".

130. Posted by R | January 29, 2006 6:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 29, 2006 06:03

Gov. Blanco is seen here pu... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by itismedavid | January 29, 2006 6:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Gov. Blanco is seen here putting the final touches on preparations for Ray Nagin's arrival in the "State of Vanilliana".

131. Posted by itismedavid | January 29, 2006 6:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 29, 2006 06:44

Everyone is dressed in whit... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by Elmo | January 29, 2006 7:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Elmo:

Everyone is dressed in white ..... shoot. I wonder if they'll notice? Hmmm, what would Martha Stewart do?

132. Posted by Elmo | January 29, 2006 7:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 29, 2006 07:05

Snowman Greeter: "Welcome t... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 29, 2006 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Snowman Greeter: "Welcome to White Wonders Country Club."

Mrs. Seif: "Thanks! My husband asked me to stop by and get Lynn Swann's autograph. Is he here today?"

133. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 29, 2006 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 29, 2006 09:32

hillary goes to hell to cel... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by G A PHILLIPS | January 29, 2006 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
G A PHILLIPS:

hillary goes to hell to celebrate her 2008 presidential victory with her master Satan.

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Posted on January 29, 2006 14:16

Cirque Du Snowleil baffled ... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by Doug | January 30, 2006 8:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug:

Cirque Du Snowleil baffled Russian audiences.

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Posted on January 30, 2006 20:59

Is this the A boarding pa... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by Doug | January 30, 2006 9:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug:

Is this the A boarding pass line for Moscow's new Southwest destination?

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Posted on January 30, 2006 21:05

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137. Posted by spacemonkey | January 31, 2006 12:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

More Proof of Global Warming: Normally Everyone in Toronto Would Be Frozen Solid.

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Posted on January 31, 2006 00:29

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138. Posted by spacemonkey | January 31, 2006 12:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

Calvin and Hobbes The Movie

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Posted on January 31, 2006 00:30

Creepy as ever, Tim Burton'... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by T. Harris | February 1, 2006 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
T. Harris:

Creepy as ever, Tim Burton's foray into the field of snow sculpting exudes a familiar theme.

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Posted on February 1, 2006 10:33

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140. Posted by Kevin Aylward | February 3, 2006 1:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Aylward:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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