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A 2.7 trillion dollar budget for 2007 to be unveiled by the George W. Bush administration reportedly curbs core social programs while beefing up US defense spending by five percent.(AFP/File/Jim Watson)


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President Bush questions th... (Below threshold)
Phinn:

President Bush questions the "qualifications" of the presumptive 2008 Democratic presidential nominee, Hillary Clinton.

Since 'bring it on' seems n... (Below threshold)
LJD:

Since 'bring it on' seems not to have lured OBL from his refuge, W takes another approach.

About two shot glasses wort... (Below threshold)

About two shot glasses worth. What was your question again?

I have about this much pati... (Below threshold)
EXDemocrat:

I have about this much patience left with you!

"President Carter, I'm crus... (Below threshold)
MikeB:

"President Carter, I'm crushing your skull."

- MikeB

"Well, yes, we all know abo... (Below threshold)
JimK:

"Well, yes, we all know about Mr. Cheney's. Condi's isn't quite as big."

Helen Thomas learns too lat... (Below threshold)
Alex Nunez:

Helen Thomas learns too late that it is President Bush, and not Dick Cheney, who has mastered the Darth Vader force choke.

DHS spied on Ted. Condy was... (Below threshold)
jocrazy0:

DHS spied on Ted. Condy was right!!!!!

Helen Thomas learns too lat... (Below threshold)

Helen Thomas learns too late that it is President Bush, not Dick Cheney, who has mastered the Darth Vader force choke.

(Corrected... I didn't mean to leave that "and" in my original submission)

"Sam, when I look at your h... (Below threshold)
Tango:

"Sam, when I look at your head through my fingers, like this, I can imagine smooshing your noggin' and toupee into a Shepherd's Pie of partisan goo."

"How much do Americans like... (Below threshold)

"How much do Americans like Hillary? I'd say this much."

President Bush corrects the... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

President Bush corrects the Dick Cheney Schlong myth.

In a world of intellectual ... (Below threshold)
weegie:

In a world of intellectual and moral giants, Jimmy Carter is about this tall.

While defending the NSA dom... (Below threshold)
Phinn:

While defending the NSA domestic surveillance program, President Bush reveals a surprising piece of personal information generated by the program regarding Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY).

I will tell you what, man. ... (Below threshold)
Paul:

I will tell you what, man. When I get my hands on that Bin Laden, I'm gonna ring his neck until its this thick. I'm tellin' ya!

"I once caught a fish this ... (Below threshold)
pedrovex:

"I once caught a fish this big"

"So are you proud of your S... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"So are you proud of your SCOTUS nominees?"
"Only Alito"

"Hey. Look at me. Do you ... (Below threshold)

"Hey. Look at me. Do you see this? This is the length of your leash. Next effing question."

"No! No! I can't hear you... (Below threshold)

"No! No! I can't hear your question criticizing my policies because I'm crushing your head! Look! Look! I'm crushing your head!"

...and for my super change-... (Below threshold)
heptacableguy:

...and for my super change-up I put just one finger across the seams...

At the funeral of Tookie Wi... (Below threshold)
Village Idiot:

At the funeral of Tookie Williams, President Bush calls for a moment of silence while flashing the crips gang sign.

I know this is similar to t... (Below threshold)

I know this is similar to the Helen Thomas one, but I thought of this before I saw it:

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

" I'm just that much short ... (Below threshold)

" I'm just that much short of stupid."

And this is the combined in... (Below threshold)

And this is the combined intelligence of the DNC leadership.

Howard Dean wishes he had even this much money in the DNC bank accounts.

I've covered my tracks with precisely this much horsecrap so there's no way you can pin anything on me.

My precious!

This is about how much I ca... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

This is about how much I care about polls and what the press thinks of me...like it or not I have a job to do.

"Hah, they call me stupid b... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"Hah, they call me stupid but I only have to use this much intelligence to outwit the Liberals."

President Bush was asked to... (Below threshold)

President Bush was asked today to estimate the level of media objectivity.

It was a piece of pretzel a... (Below threshold)

It was a piece of pretzel about this big.

Well if you ask me I though... (Below threshold)
bcb0225:

Well if you ask me I thought the ball was this far from the goal line when Roethlisberger was tackled, so the call should have been revesed.

"C'mon everybody, sing it..... (Below threshold)
Mighty Dwight:

"C'mon everybody, sing it..C is for Cookies, that's good enough for me...C is for Cookies, that's good enough for me...OOOOOHHHH C is for Cookies, that's good enough for me...Ohh Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C"

Bush constantly marveled at... (Below threshold)
FreakyBoy:

Bush constantly marveled at his opposable thumbs.

There once was a man of our... (Below threshold)
robert:

There once was a man of our side,
our leader, mentor, and guide.
But he learned from the Veep,
a lesson to keep.
It's not how long, but how wide.

O.K. ..... I'll repeat my a... (Below threshold)
Elmo:

O.K. ..... I'll repeat my answer for the hearing impaired reporters who are here today. Using international sign language. What's that ..... Terry Moran isn't spelt 'cunt'?

Dick Cheney told me he was ... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Dick Cheney told me he was in the Senate Sauna the other day with Harry Reid & even with a full chub Reid was only this big.

President Bush holds up an ... (Below threshold)
bcb0225:

President Bush holds up an invisible vial containing a sample of the Bush Derangement Syndrome virus.

President Bush demonstrates... (Below threshold)

President Bush demonstrates the proper grip for throwing a circle-change, a parting gift he recieved from the Texas Rangers pitching staff.

We need to NIP IT IN THE BU... (Below threshold)

We need to NIP IT IN THE BUD I'm tellin' ya, this terrorism thing is out of control, so we NIP IT, NIP IT IN THE BUD.

ZIPPIT. ZIP. IT.... (Below threshold)

ZIPPIT. ZIP. IT.

"You saw us. The wife and I... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

"You saw us. The wife and I are good. And so, I announce today that Laura and I will compete on the next Dancing With The Politicians. Hah. We also have an edge. I control telecommunications in this here land. By my calculation, we will win by this much."

"Why do Dhimmi Carter and H... (Below threshold)

"Why do Dhimmi Carter and Howard Dean feel the need to lash out all the time? Yep. Size does matter."

"You see, that's why the 'v... (Below threshold)
pprice:

"You see, that's why the 'virgin thing' is so important.

Allen Combs eyebrow raises ... (Below threshold)
jhow66:

Allen Combs eyebrow raises this much when you say "lideral".

"liberal"... (Below threshold)
jhow66:

"liberal"

I'm crushing your head! I'... (Below threshold)

I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!

Actually, having read the V... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

Actually, having read the Vader jokes, it got me to thinking about the Alito hearings

Bush's response to Lindsey Graham standing up for Alito
"Apology accepted... Senator Graham"

"Reliable reports say that ... (Below threshold)
JohnAnnArbor:

"Reliable reports say that al-Qaeda members are taught to squeeze through cracks this wide. It was a mistake to fund Afghani yoga training in the 1990s."

President Bush prepares to ... (Below threshold)
Julian:

President Bush prepares to silence a filibustering Ted Kennedy using a deft application of the Vulcan nerve pinch.

You know, I saw Bin Laden o... (Below threshold)
starboardhelm:

You know, I saw Bin Laden on TV, and he's only about this tall!

Reporter: Mr. President, Na... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

Reporter: Mr. President, Nancy Pelosi was recently quoted in the New York Times as saying that it's not true you can't beat something with nothing and she cited last years defeat of social security reform as an example of the democrat's beating your something with their nothing. What do you have to say about your administration's defeat in social security reform last year?

President Bush: Missed by that much.

"So what does Laura think s... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"So what does Laura think six inches is?"

Well let me put it another ... (Below threshold)
Lew Clark:

Well let me put it another way. If you took every time Howard Dean has been right. And you represented each instance with a dollar bill. And you placed all those dollar bills end-to-end. They would stretch from here to here.

Honest, at the funeral Hill... (Below threshold)
JEW:

Honest, at the funeral Hillary told me...

Lindy you bout beat me to it....

Every day I'm this clo... (Below threshold)
CarScenic:

Every day I'm this close to prison, okay?!!

I would just like to remind... (Below threshold)
walrus:

I would just like to remind Iran that if you do get your atomic bomb we have enough of our own to turn your country into glass this thick. Next question.

From now on, all correspond... (Below threshold)
harmlesslittlefuzzball:

From now on, all correspondents must be able to prove they possess at least this much intelligence before a press pass will be issued.

I gotta tell ya, I'm an eas... (Below threshold)
Guido:

I gotta tell ya, I'm an easy goin' guy, but at our last debate, I was this close to walkin' over and stompin' John Kerry's sorry ass.

President Bush displays a r... (Below threshold)

President Bush displays a recently-intercepted 2-inch Invisible Al Qaeda operative. It is believed these operatives would board airplanes undetected and slip into the cockpit in order to take control and crash them into buildings.

President Bush demonstrates... (Below threshold)

President Bush demonstrates an intellectual tool generally lacked by liberals: Perspective.

About this much more whippe... (Below threshold)
cbentpri:

About this much more whipped cream oughta do me just fine.

During a discussion of pote... (Below threshold)

During a discussion of potential electromagnetic effects of a first strike nuclear airburst over Tehran, Bush explains to members of his cabinet that the magnitude of the force per unit length generated by a magnetic field impinging on a segment of conductor is proportional to the current times the magnetic field density, while the direction of the force is determined by the "The Right Hand Rule".

If that fool Carter bad-mou... (Below threshold)
Matt:

If that fool Carter bad-mouths me again I'm gonna cram a peanut this big right up his a**.

The difference between Iraq... (Below threshold)
Headzero:

The difference between Iraq and Iran? About this much.

I swear, I saw Hillary nake... (Below threshold)
Norm:

I swear, I saw Hillary naked and she had one this big. No wonder Bill goes after real women.

"I squish your head, Teddy!... (Below threshold)
kbiel:

"I squish your head, Teddy! Eww, it's full of bourbon."

"I said no smoking in the a... (Below threshold)

"I said no smoking in the audio-torium, dagnab it! Lemme crush that cigarette out fer ya."

No, I'm tellin' ya, since t... (Below threshold)
Strick:

No, I'm tellin' ya, since they been doin' fundraisin', m' dad's been playing tennis with 'im and he saw 'im in the shower. That's it, that's all Monica had to work with.

Damn, I can't believe I for... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

Damn, I can't believe I forgot my PIN again!!!! LAURAAAAA!!!!!

"Why yes, Rummy DID teach m... (Below threshold)
c:

"Why yes, Rummy DID teach me the five point palm-exploding heart technique."

"Me and the House of Saud a... (Below threshold)
Derby01:

"Me and the House of Saud are like this."

I said it's that THICK, not... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

I said it's that THICK, not that LONG.

(Bush thought bubble) - I j... (Below threshold)

(Bush thought bubble) - I just wonder what will be said when I really DO crush someone's head by doing this?

KOS version:"I got... (Below threshold)
OC Chuck:

KOS version:

"I got this hole in my back, see, and Dick takes his arm and sticks it in there and moves his fingers like this, and that's why it looks like I'm talkin'."

"I don't care if you've bee... (Below threshold)

"I don't care if you've been here the longest, Helen, you're this close to getting your wrinkly backside tossed out."

"Helen, would you just shut... (Below threshold)
OC Chuck:

"Helen, would you just shut up? I'm gonna have to pinch your mouth closed if you don't!"

"Sure, its no Cheney... bu... (Below threshold)

"Sure, its no Cheney... but, uhh, you know... way you swing the ax and all that, right?"

"That's right, I said Hilla... (Below threshold)
lowmal:

"That's right, I said Hillary is a CUNT, with a capital C!!"

"Well, ya know, alotta our ... (Below threshold)
D. Carter:

"Well, ya know, alotta our foreign policy problems were created by two ex-presidents. I don't want to get personal, but their last names began with this letter.

"Just counting the time he ... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

"Just counting the time he was at the funeral, Ted Kennedy's bar tab was this high."

President Bush interrupted ... (Below threshold)
bcb0225:

President Bush interrupted the press conference to share a brief lesson on making shadow puppets.

I've had you all fooled. I ... (Below threshold)
jim:

I've had you all fooled. I know this much about politics. (hun hun hun)

"How do ya do that "Shocker... (Below threshold)

"How do ya do that "Shocker" thing again?"

"I'd say Mohammed 's dick i... (Below threshold)
John Simpson:

"I'd say Mohammed 's dick is about this big."

"I'd say Mohammed 's dick w... (Below threshold)
John Simpson:

"I'd say Mohammed 's dick was about this big. That's why he liked 9-year-olds."

John Kerry's?... (Below threshold)
Bob Wray:

John Kerry's?

"you say the NY TImes is ab... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"you say the NY TImes is about this thick?"

Okay so now that we have established how how they pile shit in NY what was your question?

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"This is about how far Iran's will go if they get into a pissing contest with the US."

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"The depth of the average Democratic Senator's thought is about this much"

"you say the NY TImes is ab... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"you say the NY TImes is about this thick?"

Okay so now that we have established how how they pile shit in NY what was your question?


Should have been

"you say the NY TImes is about this thick?"

Okay so now that we have established how how HIGH
they pile shit in NY what was your question?

"Guess what the average lib... (Below threshold)
Omni:

"Guess what the average liberal man has that's this big."

(his thumb, lol?)

In frustration, President B... (Below threshold)
RadicalMan:

In frustration, President Bush resorts to shadow puppetry, to get his message across to the main stream media, at his press conference this week.

At the State of the Union p... (Below threshold)
smitty:

At the State of the Union party I asked Ted Kennedy how much scotch he wanted in his drink, so he showed me.

Ted Kennedy?...I o... (Below threshold)
franksalterego:

Ted Kennedy?...

I once saw 'im shoot flames out 'is arse, THIS LONG.

The itsy-bitsy spider went ... (Below threshold)

The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout...

I'm tellin you, Dad said Bi... (Below threshold)

I'm tellin you, Dad said Bill told him Hillary had one at least this big and balls to boot!

I'd say the Democrats have ... (Below threshold)
Joanne:

I'd say the Democrats have this much integrity altogether, which, coincidentally, is the same amount of liquor left in Ted Kennedy's flask at lunchtime.

I'd say I beat John Kerry b... (Below threshold)
vader06:

I'd say I beat John Kerry by thaaaaat much...

We are about this close to ... (Below threshold)
cs:

We are about this close to another war!

"And when he's not sitting ... (Below threshold)
Rusty:

"And when he's not sitting on telephone books, lil Tommy Daschle is about this high"

President Bush orders up hi... (Below threshold)
Rob Filomena:

President Bush orders up his trademark cocktail "4 fingers of Jesus" after learning that pictures of himself with beleagured lobbyist Jack Abramoff exist, breaking a 20 year abstinence from drinking.

Sure I lied. But they were... (Below threshold)
takefive:

Sure I lied. But they were all just tiny lies!

"If you want to be blunt ab... (Below threshold)
Ingress:

"If you want to be blunt about what has taken place, sometimes when you don't measure, you just shuffle kids through. Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling."

Jan. 23, 2004
Washington, D.C.

Yes, our satellite imaginin... (Below threshold)
JAT:

Yes, our satellite imagining recon of the Kennedy compound near Hyannisport picked up a photo of Teddy, so I can confirm it Helen, Teddy's d**k is about this big. Next question

At the hearing, Sam Alito w... (Below threshold)
smitty:

At the hearing, Sam Alito was this close to punching Ted Kennedy in the snoot.

...and Mohammad turned to t... (Below threshold)
Charles V:

...and Mohammad turned to the Catholic priest, pimp, and Pentacostal minister and said "when the average penis of an Arab is only this long, three legged camels are.............!"

W: What was my average at Y... (Below threshold)

W: What was my average at Yale? Well, I can show you in sign language.

"I only need a little time ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"I only need a little time off in Crawford."

"Bin Laden? Missed him by ... (Below threshold)

"Bin Laden? Missed him by that much."

"Diameter. Isn't that what... (Below threshold)

"Diameter. Isn't that what you asked for Helen?"

"I swear to God that Mom's ... (Below threshold)
Steve Doherty Jr.:

"I swear to God that Mom's is that much larger than dad's."

"President Bush attempts to... (Below threshold)
Pat:

"President Bush attempts to communicate with a blind reporter by using sign language."

"Ok, so maybe I made an its... (Below threshold)
Hermoine:

"Ok, so maybe I made an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weenie mistake saying I didn't meet with Abramoff."

Yes, "C" is for "cut" as in... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

Yes, "C" is for "cut" as in what I am doing to the budget - except of course for Defense. Rock on!

How big Israel will be afte... (Below threshold)

How big Israel will be after Condi and the Saudi-pensioned State Department are done slicing off chunks to appease the Islamofascist crocodiles.

"Last time we went huntin' ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Last time we went huntin' together, Cheney missed me by this much."

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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