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The keys to Michael Jackson's kingdom have just been ripped from his mother's hands. Over the objections of Katherine Jackson, a Los Angeles probate judge today ruled that Michael...
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American Sportsman,by Ronco... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Moon Monkey | February 17, 2006 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
American Sportsman,by Ronco.
1. Posted by Moon Monkey | February 17, 2006 7:26 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 07:26
2. Posted by billburz | February 17, 2006 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ya see now, if ya aim this high, ya eliminate all targets except birds, and the mainstream press's ego!
2. Posted by billburz | February 17, 2006 7:27 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 07:27
3. Posted by bullwinkle | February 17, 2006 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pheasants? I thought you said peasants! At least toss up a few lawyers for practice.
3. Posted by bullwinkle | February 17, 2006 7:32 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 07:32
4. Posted by Moon Monkey | February 17, 2006 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Gee, the corn's still as high as an elephant's eye...Ha! there's one now!
4. Posted by Moon Monkey | February 17, 2006 7:35 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 07:35
5. Posted by Maggie | February 17, 2006 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney, with his steel blue eyes, held his breathe as the Press Corps plane came into his target area.
5. Posted by Maggie | February 17, 2006 7:42 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 07:42
6. Posted by Moon Monkey | February 17, 2006 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'Bird Flew'
6. Posted by Moon Monkey | February 17, 2006 7:42 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 07:42
7. Posted by KP | February 17, 2006 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ok, David... you want to know exactly how it happened?"
7. Posted by KP | February 17, 2006 7:45 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 07:45
8. Posted by Jack in TX | February 17, 2006 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With a sigh, Mr. Kopechne wishes that Mary Jo had tried this instead...
8. Posted by Jack in TX | February 17, 2006 7:52 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 07:52
9. Posted by Janet Levine | February 17, 2006 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I thought I saw a pussy cat! I did, did!
9. Posted by Janet Levine | February 17, 2006 7:53 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 07:53
10. Posted by Guido | February 17, 2006 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dick Cheney shoots the flies off of the top of the liberal media's bullshit.
10. Posted by Guido | February 17, 2006 7:56 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 07:56
11. Posted by Tango | February 17, 2006 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dat wascally lawyer!
11. Posted by Tango | February 17, 2006 8:03 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 08:03
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 17, 2006 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Harry: "No I meant PULL my finger."
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 17, 2006 8:03 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 08:03
13. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 17, 2006 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Byrd Hunting
(I almost used this pic at OTB for Thursday, now I'm glad I didn't)
13. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 17, 2006 8:06 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 08:06
14. Posted by DaveD | February 17, 2006 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dick Cheney asked Houston Rockets center Yao Ming to join him on his next quail hunting trip.
14. Posted by DaveD | February 17, 2006 8:07 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 08:07
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 17, 2006 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(911 Operator receives a call...)
Dick: "Uh, 911? I'm hunting and I accidently shot someone, I think he might be dead. We need help.'
911: "Well first make sure if he's dead."
Dick: "Uh OK, I guess so ... (sound of gun fire)"
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 17, 2006 8:08 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 08:08
16. Posted by Sinner | February 17, 2006 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Duck... Duck... GOOSE!
16. Posted by Sinner | February 17, 2006 8:14 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 08:14
17. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | February 17, 2006 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...Ok, just when did Jimmy Carter join the hunting party, and why is he carrying that oar?"
17. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | February 17, 2006 8:24 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 08:24
18. Posted by Allium | February 17, 2006 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One flew east, One flew west, One flew into the cuckoos nest.
18. Posted by Allium | February 17, 2006 8:25 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 08:25
19. Posted by Jamie | February 17, 2006 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a moment of monumental misunderstanding, the exclamation of "Duck!" was met by the tragically inappropriate, "No, it's a dove!"
19. Posted by Jamie | February 17, 2006 8:37 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 08:37
20. Posted by Moon Monkey | February 17, 2006 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And finally in tonights news, Dick Cheney leads the newly introduced 'Americans For A More Secure Border'. Curiously, the NRA objected to the release of this photo, charging that it offended Muslims!" Wha...?
20. Posted by Moon Monkey | February 17, 2006 8:37 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 08:37
21. Posted by JimK | February 17, 2006 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney: "DUCK!"
SS Agent: "DUCK!"
Whittington: "GOOSE!"
CHENEY: "I actually meant to duck, Harry."
21. Posted by JimK | February 17, 2006 8:47 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 08:47
22. Posted by D. Carter | February 17, 2006 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moments later, Dick Cheney provided an example of an enfilade.
22. Posted by D. Carter | February 17, 2006 8:48 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 08:48
23. Posted by FreakyBoy | February 17, 2006 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Although Cheney did need, and use, one to hunt with, the whole "extension of the penis' thing made him laugh.
23. Posted by FreakyBoy | February 17, 2006 8:53 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 08:53
24. Posted by lawhawk | February 17, 2006 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So Mr. Cheney, how did you shoot that ol' lawyer?
Simple, I just didn't lead him so much.
24. Posted by lawhawk | February 17, 2006 8:54 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 08:54
25. Posted by Mark | February 17, 2006 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cut! Cut! Dick, if we are going to make this believable you've got to keep your eyes on that bird. Don't worry about Harry, he'll be on his mark. Remember Dick, eyes on bird. Ok, lets give this another try people...and action.
25. Posted by Mark | February 17, 2006 8:56 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 08:56
26. Posted by JD | February 17, 2006 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where is that David Gregory and Terry Macauliffe when you need them ?
26. Posted by JD | February 17, 2006 9:04 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 09:04
27. Posted by Jason | February 17, 2006 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The MSM talking heads show off their new on-screen attire.
27. Posted by Jason | February 17, 2006 9:05 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 09:05
28. Posted by radio free fred | February 17, 2006 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Balance that empty beer bottle on your head Harry and this time hold still!"
28. Posted by radio free fred | February 17, 2006 9:06 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 09:06
29. Posted by moseby | February 17, 2006 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Holy Shit! Helen Thomas has WINGS!
29. Posted by moseby | February 17, 2006 9:09 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 09:09
30. Posted by bcb0225 | February 17, 2006 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is what I call a target rich environment
30. Posted by bcb0225 | February 17, 2006 9:34 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 09:34
31. Posted by MQ | February 17, 2006 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, is that Harry up on the hill there?
31. Posted by MQ | February 17, 2006 9:35 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 09:35
32. Posted by scotty | February 17, 2006 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Be berry berry qwiet, i'm hunting liberals....hu hu uh huh huh huh
32. Posted by scotty | February 17, 2006 9:36 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 09:36
33. Posted by bcb0225 | February 17, 2006 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Little does the hunter know that both his gun and his ammunition are presently being tracked by the Commonwealth of Massachusetss.
33. Posted by bcb0225 | February 17, 2006 9:39 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 09:39
34. Posted by edmcgon | February 17, 2006 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After his accident, Harry Whittington returns to his favorite pastime. Harry seems perfectly normal, until right before he fires his first shot, when he is heard to exclaim, "Eat lead Dick!"
34. Posted by edmcgon | February 17, 2006 9:46 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 09:46
35. Posted by Oh, FTLOG | February 17, 2006 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And finally tonight, President Bush accompanied Vice President Cheney on a hunting trip. "He just wouldn't take no for an answer," Bush said of Cheney. Oddly, while the President was retrieving a fallen bird, Cheney was heard whistling "Hail to the Chief" as he set his sites on a low-flying bird.
35. Posted by Oh, FTLOG | February 17, 2006 9:55 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 09:55
36. Posted by Master Shake | February 17, 2006 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Soldiers modeling the new camoflage pattern for Iraq, suggested by Democrats fearing there weren't enough casualties for them to win the 2006 elections.
36. Posted by Master Shake | February 17, 2006 10:08 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 10:08
37. Posted by walrus | February 17, 2006 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...And finally on a sad note we have to report the accidental shooting death of the Washington Press Corps ego. The typical liberal Funeral/political rally will be held next Tuesday. Donations to Moveon.org will be expected in lieu of flowers.
37. Posted by walrus | February 17, 2006 10:09 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 10:09
38. Posted by Doug | February 17, 2006 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like shooting lawyers in a barrell.
38. Posted by Doug | February 17, 2006 10:09 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 10:09
39. Posted by Charlie on the PA Turnpike | February 17, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Harry: You know, Dick, the more I think it over, the more sense Cindy Sheehan makes, and ....
***BANG**** Aiiieeeeee!!!!!
39. Posted by Charlie on the PA Turnpike | February 17, 2006 10:10 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 10:10
40. Posted by flydiveski | February 17, 2006 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"These lawyers are just too easy to hit. See if the dogs can flush a few journalists."
40. Posted by flydiveski | February 17, 2006 10:19 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 10:19
41. Posted by bcb0225 | February 17, 2006 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The second gunman from the grassy knoll.
41. Posted by bcb0225 | February 17, 2006 10:21 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 10:21
42. Posted by bcb0225 | February 17, 2006 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Believing Alexander Hamilton to be in heaven Dick Cheney attempts to complete his transformation into Aaron Burr.
42. Posted by bcb0225 | February 17, 2006 10:22 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 10:22
43. Posted by Nylda | February 17, 2006 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I thought it was Scooter Libby.
43. Posted by Nylda | February 17, 2006 10:34 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 10:34
44. Posted by Jeff | February 17, 2006 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Duck...duck...Gray Duck
44. Posted by Jeff | February 17, 2006 10:39 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 10:39
45. Posted by Ken McCracken | February 17, 2006 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Iran's anti-aircraft forces ready themselves for an impending Israeli attack.
45. Posted by Ken McCracken | February 17, 2006 10:40 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 10:40
46. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 17, 2006 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I thought it was Scooter Libby.
LOL
46. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 17, 2006 11:04 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 11:04
47. Posted by eLarson | February 17, 2006 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Shot through the heart
and its too late..."
47. Posted by eLarson | February 17, 2006 11:13 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 11:13
48. Posted by The Good Lt. | February 17, 2006 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney takes aim at the Hillary '08 trial balloon.
48. Posted by The Good Lt. | February 17, 2006 11:20 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 11:20
49. Posted by The Good Lt. | February 17, 2006 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney takes aim at the Hillary '08 trial balloon.
49. Posted by The Good Lt. | February 17, 2006 11:21 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 11:21
50. Posted by jack | February 17, 2006 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Regrettably, Cheney is forced to shoot his own penis after learning it has been secretly dating Helen Thomas.
50. Posted by jack | February 17, 2006 11:29 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 11:29
51. Posted by kbiel | February 17, 2006 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dick Cheney takes the lead on the President's new tort reform initiative.
51. Posted by kbiel | February 17, 2006 11:32 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 11:32
52. Posted by Ingress | February 17, 2006 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yo, Dick. Nice shot. Like I told the wife, I'd rather go shooting with you than go driving with Teddy."
52. Posted by Ingress | February 17, 2006 11:55 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 11:55
53. Posted by Rachel Edith | February 17, 2006 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney makes it certain that his party will not call on him to run.
53. Posted by Rachel Edith | February 17, 2006 11:59 AM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 11:59
54. Posted by jab | February 17, 2006 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FORE!!
54. Posted by jab | February 17, 2006 12:07 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 12:07
55. Posted by fustian | February 17, 2006 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vice President Cheney is addressing the issue of tort reform one lawyer at a time.
55. Posted by fustian | February 17, 2006 12:24 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 12:24
56. Posted by Imhotep | February 17, 2006 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Duck....Duck...Grey Goose!
56. Posted by Imhotep | February 17, 2006 12:34 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 12:34
57. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | February 17, 2006 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I am your Vice-President, America, and I unequivocally deny that this is me. I have never been to Corpus Christi, I don't know where Corpus Christi is located. Heck, the only 'Christie' I know is that broad....er remarkable woman that governs New Jersey."
57. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | February 17, 2006 12:37 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 12:37
58. Posted by HankF | February 17, 2006 12:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Markos Moulitsas Zúniga, Arthur Sulzberger, Howard Dean and Charles Schumer re-enact Cheney's weekend hunting accident to demonstrate the President's involvement as a 'second shooter'.
58. Posted by HankF | February 17, 2006 12:38 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 12:38
59. Posted by Faith+1 | February 17, 2006 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The 4th Annual Cornfield Lawyer Shoot and Bar-B-Que was cancelled when it was learned the White House Press Corps was given the advertising contract...
59. Posted by Faith+1 | February 17, 2006 12:44 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 12:44
60. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | February 17, 2006 12:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes, I understand that John Corzine is the Governor of New Jersey. I meant to say
'that remarkable woman who governED New Jersey.'
My apologies to Governor Corzine and former Governor Whitman."
(Vice-President Cheney to his advisor-quietly-
"that was part of my plan; mistakenly say 'Christie' is still governing the state. Suddenly, the photo is forgotten, the hunting incident is forgotten, and now all they'll talk about is how stupid I am. Brilliant, don't you think?"
60. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | February 17, 2006 12:56 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 12:56
61. Posted by dougwood50548 | February 17, 2006 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now...lets see....am I suppossed to shoot what's on the ground or in the air?
61. Posted by dougwood50548 | February 17, 2006 1:03 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 13:03
62. Posted by Cadrys | February 17, 2006 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don't be silly, I love my people! PULL!"
"....It's good to be the Veep."
62. Posted by Cadrys | February 17, 2006 1:09 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 13:09
63. Posted by McCain | February 17, 2006 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney aims again at the ground squirrel.
63. Posted by McCain | February 17, 2006 1:10 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 13:10
64. Posted by yetanotherjohn | February 17, 2006 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Democrats form a circular firing squad in an Iowa corn field as a test of a proposed change in the democratic primary process.
64. Posted by yetanotherjohn | February 17, 2006 1:32 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 13:32
65. Posted by John P | February 17, 2006 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hold it Dick! Your aiming the wrong way!
Howard Dean is behind you!!
65. Posted by John P | February 17, 2006 1:32 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 13:32
66. Posted by La Mano | February 17, 2006 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
V.P. Cheney gets some practice in before his next press conference.
66. Posted by La Mano | February 17, 2006 1:33 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 13:33
67. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | February 17, 2006 1:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dammit! Send up another UAV. I need more practice."
"But sir, that was the last prototype!"
67. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | February 17, 2006 1:38 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 13:38
68. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | February 17, 2006 1:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Afghan air traffic control sometimes looks primitive to Westerners, but its lack of tolerance for deviations from filed flight plans was legendary.
68. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | February 17, 2006 1:41 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 13:41
69. Posted by La Mano | February 17, 2006 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Photography Lesson #1:
NEVER sneak up on a V.P. aiming a shotgun for a picture. This is the last thing this photographer ever saw.
69. Posted by La Mano | February 17, 2006 1:44 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 13:44
70. Posted by Give 'em the bird | February 17, 2006 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CAUTION: NO smart weapons in use.
70. Posted by Give 'em the bird | February 17, 2006 1:47 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 13:47
71. Posted by Give 'em the bird | February 17, 2006 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The best bouquet a man could get on Valentine's Day.
71. Posted by Give 'em the bird | February 17, 2006 1:53 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 13:53
72. Posted by Mighty Dwight | February 17, 2006 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney thought bubble:"I can't believe it...is that a pig flying? Well, that must mean Willie
Nelson just released a gay cowboy song."
72. Posted by Mighty Dwight | February 17, 2006 2:02 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 14:02
73. Posted by robert | February 17, 2006 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There once was a man from the States,
whose enemy, El Qaeda, he hates.
So he cooked up a plan,
And put film in the can.
And sent back, in video, their fates.
73. Posted by robert | February 17, 2006 2:19 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 14:19
74. Posted by Brant | February 17, 2006 2:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Aylward takes aim at the latest in gratuitous Cheney joke baiting.... PULL!
74. Posted by Brant | February 17, 2006 2:25 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 14:25
75. Posted by mesablue | February 17, 2006 2:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey Harry! Throw that puppy a little higher or someone is going to get hurt."
75. Posted by mesablue | February 17, 2006 2:25 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 14:25
76. Posted by OregonMuse | February 17, 2006 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Damn. Carter wasn't lying about that killer rabbit."
76. Posted by OregonMuse | February 17, 2006 2:42 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 14:42
77. Posted by OregonMuse | February 17, 2006 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Regrettably, Dana Milbanks was out of season so the Vice President had to pay a stiff fine.
77. Posted by OregonMuse | February 17, 2006 2:44 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 14:44
78. Posted by Steve | February 17, 2006 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Quayle hunting? Shoulda taken this up years ago!
Might have gotten W's daddy re-elected...
78. Posted by Steve | February 17, 2006 2:44 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 14:44
79. Posted by flydiveski | February 17, 2006 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, Harry, catch!
79. Posted by flydiveski | February 17, 2006 2:47 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 14:47
80. Posted by Smoke Eater | February 17, 2006 2:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney - OK DANG IT, WHO GAVE TEDDY THE CAMO SUIT? IF I CAN'T SEE HIM, HOW CAN I HIT HIM?
Hunter #2 (Toucan Sam) - Just follow your nose!
80. Posted by Smoke Eater | February 17, 2006 2:55 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 14:55
81. Posted by Maggie | February 17, 2006 3:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney decided to "silence" the White House Press corps once and for all....so he invited them up to Camp David for a reenactment of the accident.
81. Posted by Maggie | February 17, 2006 3:01 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 15:01
82. Posted by Faith+1 | February 17, 2006 3:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Areghhhh. PIMF PIMF PIMF.
"The 4th Annual Cornfield Lawyer Shoot and Bar-B-Que was cancelled when it was learned the White House Press Corps was NOT given the advertising contract..."
82. Posted by Faith+1 | February 17, 2006 3:05 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 15:05
83. Posted by Master Shake | February 17, 2006 3:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hunters attempt to take down the most dangerous game - David Gregory's ego.
83. Posted by Master Shake | February 17, 2006 3:08 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 15:08
84. Posted by Vics Sin City | February 17, 2006 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is that a lawyer Flying or do my eyes deceive?
84. Posted by Vics Sin City | February 17, 2006 3:10 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 15:10
85. Posted by Dodo David | February 17, 2006 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Having recovered from his wounds, Harry Whittington returns to hunting. Meanwhile, Mary Jo Kopechne remains dead.
85. Posted by Dodo David | February 17, 2006 3:10 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 15:10
86. Posted by flydiveski | February 17, 2006 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney: "Harry, stop me if you've heard this one. What's it called when a lawyer is wounded with birdshot? Not enough birdshot. Hey, what position should a lawyer play on a skeetshooting team? Goalie. What's my favorite game to play with lawyers on a hunt? Catch! Ha! I love that one. Hey, Harry, where ya going?"
86. Posted by flydiveski | February 17, 2006 3:23 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 15:23
87. Posted by Ted Rall | February 17, 2006 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney lied, Whittington d- ... um... lived?
87. Posted by Ted Rall | February 17, 2006 3:25 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 15:25
88. Posted by flydiveski | February 17, 2006 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A safe hunter should wear hearing protection at all times to protect delicate hearing from the screams of the wounded.
88. Posted by flydiveski | February 17, 2006 3:26 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 15:26
89. Posted by gxbacher | February 17, 2006 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Comin' up on your RIGHT, Dick... I'm on your right, Dick... on your right, don't shoot right, Dick... me, Katie, Billy, Jimmy and Harry Jr. are all on your RIGHT, Dick... still on your right, Dick...
89. Posted by gxbacher | February 17, 2006 3:57 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 15:57
90. Posted by Guido | February 17, 2006 4:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The vice president defends himself as Hillary resorts to unleashing her flying monkeys.
90. Posted by Guido | February 17, 2006 4:02 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 16:02
91. Posted by bcb0225 | February 17, 2006 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See Dick.
See Dick shoot
See Dick accidentally shoot Harry
See David get angry because Dick did not tell him.
91. Posted by bcb0225 | February 17, 2006 4:09 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 16:09
92. Posted by Random Yak | February 17, 2006 4:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh Lord, Bless this thy hunting gun, that with it we may blow D.C. lawyers into tiny bits..."
92. Posted by Random Yak | February 17, 2006 4:37 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 16:37
93. Posted by bcb0225 | February 17, 2006 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
93. Posted by bcb0225 | February 17, 2006 4:47 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 16:47
94. Posted by radio free fred | February 17, 2006 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hell Fellas, what's a little friendly fire among friends."
94. Posted by radio free fred | February 17, 2006 5:03 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 17:03
95. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | February 17, 2006 5:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What'd I tell you would happen the next time you sang that 'Eminem Song' that pokes fun at me and the Mrs? Prepare to meet your maker, Harry!"
95. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | February 17, 2006 5:12 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 17:12
96. Posted by smitty | February 17, 2006 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1) Spotting a low flying Washington press corps helicopter, the Vice President takes careful aim.
2) Investigators from the DNC reenact the Cheney shooting to prove the "second gunman" theory.
3) "This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for shooting, this one's for fun."
96. Posted by smitty | February 17, 2006 5:17 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 17:17
97. Posted by JAT | February 17, 2006 6:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Come on guys, you have to throw ALGORE higher if this is to look like a hunting accident.
97. Posted by JAT | February 17, 2006 6:05 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 18:05
98. Posted by radio free fred | February 17, 2006 6:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I didn't know the gun was loaded when I aimed it at his head."
98. Posted by radio free fred | February 17, 2006 6:41 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 18:41
99. Posted by retired military | February 17, 2006 9:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney accidentally shoots someone after having a drink - SHOCK, SUPRISE, OUTRAGE, STORY.
Kennedy accidentally shoots someone after having a drink - NO SHOCK, NO SUPRISE, NO OUTRAGE, NO STORY.
99. Posted by retired military | February 17, 2006 9:35 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 21:35
100. Posted by TODD | February 17, 2006 11:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FREEZE GOPHER!!!!!!
100. Posted by TODD | February 17, 2006 11:51 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 23:51
101. Posted by Jethro | February 18, 2006 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Lower, Dick. Your aim is 'way over his head."
101. Posted by Jethro | February 18, 2006 8:41 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2006 08:41
102. Posted by Locomotive Breath 1901 | February 18, 2006 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yup. That's airforce 2 alright!!
102. Posted by Locomotive Breath 1901 | February 18, 2006 8:42 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2006 08:42
103. Posted by SgtFluffy | February 18, 2006 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney: He's comin' right for us!
103. Posted by SgtFluffy | February 18, 2006 11:42 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2006 11:42
104. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 18, 2006 2:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, Cheney your daughter really a les..."BANG
104. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 18, 2006 2:21 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2006 14:21
105. Posted by Masonn | February 18, 2006 6:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"the MSM is upset?" "but I LOVE the MSM...PULLLLL"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" says David Gregory,
as he flies through the air.
105. Posted by Masonn | February 18, 2006 6:36 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2006 18:36
106. Posted by spacemonkey | February 18, 2006 11:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lawyer season opens in Texas.
106. Posted by spacemonkey | February 18, 2006 11:54 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2006 23:54
107. Posted by radio free fred | February 19, 2006 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Quit whining an get in the barrel, it's your turn!"
107. Posted by radio free fred | February 19, 2006 11:26 AM |
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Posted on February 19, 2006 11:26
108. Posted by jc | February 19, 2006 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just weeks after finding a photo connecting the President to Jack Abramoff, the media now has a photo linking Vice President Dick Cheney to the consumption of ethanol while hunting. If you look up in the upper left-hand corner, I think I see some switch grass.
108. Posted by jc | February 19, 2006 1:50 PM |
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Posted on February 19, 2006 13:50
109. Posted by billburz | February 19, 2006 7:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dick Cheney shoots the ego of the main street press, doesn't tell them about it, and prepares to not listen to their complaints for the next two weeks. Good goin, Dick!
109. Posted by billburz | February 19, 2006 7:59 PM |
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Posted on February 19, 2006 19:59
110. Posted by Kevin | February 20, 2006 1:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
110. Posted by Kevin | February 20, 2006 1:04 AM |
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Posted on February 20, 2006 01:04