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Headline Of The Day - You Can't Make This Stuff Up Edition

Posted by Kevin
Published: February 23, 2006 - 10:12 PM

I'm guessing that Jurassic Beaver is also a title you'd probably do well to avoid at the video store...

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Since I hit the big four-oh... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by jmaster | February 23, 2006 11:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

jmaster:

Since I hit the big four-oh, that's about all I can hope for...

1. Posted by jmaster | February 23, 2006 11:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 23, 2006 23:10

jmaster, RUSSIA!... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by bryanD | February 23, 2006 11:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

bryanD:

jmaster, RUSSIA!

2. Posted by bryanD | February 23, 2006 11:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 23, 2006 23:44

Well gee, bryanD,N... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by jmaster | February 23, 2006 11:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

jmaster:

Well gee, bryanD,

Now, not only do I feel old, but completely out of touch too.

WTF does Russia have to do with this?

3. Posted by jmaster | February 23, 2006 11:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 23, 2006 23:53

He means they have more....... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by mantis | February 24, 2006 12:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

mantis:

He means they have more.....cretaceous beaver there, for a price (shipping included).

4. Posted by mantis | February 24, 2006 12:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 24, 2006 00:54

If this means someone burie... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by bullwinkle | February 24, 2006 1:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

bullwinkle:

If this means someone buried Helen Thomas over there I'm going really dissapointed someone dug her up.

5. Posted by bullwinkle | February 24, 2006 1:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 24, 2006 01:14

jmaster- There is "more to ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Paul | February 24, 2006 5:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Paul:

jmaster- There is "more to it" but You can start by googling the words "russian bride"

6. Posted by Paul | February 24, 2006 5:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 24, 2006 05:49

I am reminded of a Yakov Sm... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by McGehee | February 24, 2006 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

McGehee:

I am reminded of a Yakov Smirnoff joke:

"In America, if you walk in on woman in ladies' room, she screams. In Russia, if you walk in on woman in ladies' room, you scream."

Then I followed Paul's search-term advice above, and now my whole concept of Russian femininity has been shaken. I think I need to go lie down.

7. Posted by McGehee | February 24, 2006 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 24, 2006 09:43

I wonder what happens if yo... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by tblubird | February 24, 2006 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

tblubird:

I wonder what happens if you google "Jurassic Beaver" in China?

8. Posted by tblubird | February 24, 2006 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 24, 2006 10:36

I pity the fool who follows... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by yeatanothejohn | February 24, 2006 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

yeatanothejohn:

I pity the fool who follows the search engine to this site thinking he was going to get a free sample of Russian Beaver.

9. Posted by yeatanothejohn | February 24, 2006 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 24, 2006 11:56

Hmpf. Jurassic Otter would... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by epador | February 24, 2006 11:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

epador:

Hmpf. Jurassic Otter would have been more appropriate, but obviously the AP headline (or was it MSN) writer had something else on HIS mind...

10. Posted by epador | February 24, 2006 11:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 24, 2006 23:24

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