3. Posted by
Weegie | March 10, 2006 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:
Retire? RETIRE? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who then hell else are you talkin' to? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Where's my Perazzi?
3. Posted by
Weegie | March 10, 2006 7:34 AM |
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12. Posted by
Robb | March 10, 2006 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robb:
"I would like to inform the American people that I am retiring the position of Vice President of the United States, so that I may accept a newly opened position of the Cabinet."
"What position is that Mr. Cheney?"
"Secretary of Whoop-Ass. Next Question. Yes, Mr. Helen Thomas?"
12. Posted by
Robb | March 10, 2006 8:30 AM |
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"Yes Mr. Gregory, you heard correctly. I am going to retire at the end of the month and and accept a position as head of Halliburton's new photo-cropping division. My salary? Humongous. Next question, please."
22. Posted by
OregonMuse | March 10, 2006 9:43 AM |
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24. Posted by
Steve Crickmore | March 10, 2006 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Crickmore:
Retire from public service? mmmn..That might be a good career move, I've already retired from Haliburton in 2000, after a lacklustre approval rating, with a 20 million dollar plus severence package and look at how they benefited.
24. Posted by
Steve Crickmore | March 10, 2006 9:50 AM |
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The new and improved Rovian mind ray enables a visual rendering of what thought is being implanted. Here we see Rove begin the 2008 presidential campaign for Conni Rice with the first step of his master plan.
26. Posted by
yeatanothejohn | March 10, 2006 10:06 AM |
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28. Posted by
Master Shake | March 10, 2006 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Master Shake:
Controversy today as it was revealed that Halliburton would be responsible for the new White House plan to replace the tires on every vehicle in the United States.
28. Posted by
Master Shake | March 10, 2006 10:13 AM |
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"U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney speaks during his keynote address to the U.S. Labor Department's 2006 National Summit on Retirement Savings at the Willard Hotel in Washington March 2, 2006. IMPORTANT NOTE: The cropping of this photo is completely coincidental. There is no media bias to see here. Please move along."
35. Posted by
Jason | March 10, 2006 11:16 AM |
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Retired democrats by voters during Bush Administration include:
Al Gore, Tom Daschle, Richard Gephardt, John Edwards, Bob Kerry, Gray Davis, Dennis Kusinich..
Retired liberals in disgrace include:
Dan Rather, Mary Mapes, Phil Donahue and soon to be Air America.
37. Posted by
Scotty | March 10, 2006 11:36 AM |
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45. Posted by
Rodney Dill | March 10, 2006 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:
Helen Thomas: "Dick Season!"
Dick Cheney: "Wabbit Season!"
Helen Thomas: "Dick Season!"
Dick Cheney: "Wabbit Season!"
Helen Thomas: "Dick Season!"
Dick Cheney: "Wabbit Season!"...
45. Posted by
Rodney Dill | March 10, 2006 1:53 PM |
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47. Posted by
DJ | March 10, 2006 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJ:
As an aid to Quail hunters everywhere the administration is changing it's plan to save Social Security to be more in line with Teddy's after party plan in order to gain Democrat support.
47. Posted by
DJ | March 10, 2006 2:01 PM |
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52. Posted by
RadiCalMan | March 10, 2006 6:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:
Moonbat rant...
"This is another obvious subliminal plot by the Karl Rove to manuver himself into the Vice Presidency before the next election cycle, so he can win the Presidency for himself and finally implement his Master Plan to take over the WORLD!"
Insert evil conservative Ha-Ha's here...
52. Posted by
RadiCalMan | March 10, 2006 6:57 PM |
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53. Posted by
RadiCalMan | March 10, 2006 6:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:
Moonbat rant...
"This is another obvious subliminal plot by Karl Rove to manuver himself into the Vice Presidency before the next election cycle, so he can win the Presidency for himself and finally implement his Master Plan to take over the WORLD!"
Insert evil conservative Ha-Ha's here...
53. Posted by
RadiCalMan | March 10, 2006 6:59 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The real reason the the picture is cropped so closely is that Vice President Cheney is grabbing his crotch and saying, "I got you're retirement right here, Leahy."
63. Posted by
charles austin | March 11, 2006 11:20 PM |
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66. Posted by
Steve Doherty Jr. | March 12, 2006 2:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Doherty Jr.:
"I'd rather burn in a fire pit in Hell than
answer anymore questions. No, that'd be too easy; I'd rather be forced to watch those tapes of Condie Rice, at the gym, one more time."
66. Posted by
Steve Doherty Jr. | March 12, 2006 2:58 PM |
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White House Correspondent D... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Timmer | March 10, 2006 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
White House Correspondent David Gregory spirals further down into his own alcohol induced fantasy.
1. Posted by Timmer | March 10, 2006 7:25 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 07:25
2. Posted by Elmo | March 10, 2006 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pull! http://www.dto.com/images/managed/2583.jpg
2. Posted by Elmo | March 10, 2006 7:27 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 07:27
3. Posted by Weegie | March 10, 2006 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Retire? RETIRE? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who then hell else are you talkin' to? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Where's my Perazzi?
3. Posted by Weegie | March 10, 2006 7:34 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 07:34
4. Posted by Yogurt | March 10, 2006 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Every been hunting?
4. Posted by Yogurt | March 10, 2006 7:35 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 07:35
5. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | March 10, 2006 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laugh it up, moonbats.
Not even in your wettest dreams!
5. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | March 10, 2006 7:45 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 07:45
6. Posted by Guido | March 10, 2006 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nice photo cropping, you bastards! I've shot men for less than this.
6. Posted by Guido | March 10, 2006 7:55 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 07:55
7. Posted by radio free fred | March 10, 2006 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Here Are The Facts As I Know Them; I Am The Vice President Of The United States And You Are A Peon." "Next Question?"
7. Posted by radio free fred | March 10, 2006 7:58 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 07:58
8. Posted by Good Lt | March 10, 2006 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is the only way we can save Helen Thomas!
8. Posted by Good Lt | March 10, 2006 7:59 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 07:59
9. Posted by radio free fred | March 10, 2006 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I Had My Tires Checked Yesterday, And They Are OK." "Next Question?"
9. Posted by radio free fred | March 10, 2006 8:09 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 08:09
10. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 10, 2006 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Retire? Hell, I'm just reloading"
10. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 10, 2006 8:12 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 08:12
11. Posted by radio free fred | March 10, 2006 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No I Did Not Shoot A Man In Reno Just To Watch Him Die!" "Next Question?"
11. Posted by radio free fred | March 10, 2006 8:16 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 08:16
12. Posted by Robb | March 10, 2006 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I would like to inform the American people that I am retiring the position of Vice President of the United States, so that I may accept a newly opened position of the Cabinet."
"What position is that Mr. Cheney?"
"Secretary of Whoop-Ass. Next Question. Yes, Mr. Helen Thomas?"
12. Posted by Robb | March 10, 2006 8:30 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 08:30
13. Posted by bluesharper | March 10, 2006 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why you...
I've shot a guy for less.
13. Posted by bluesharper | March 10, 2006 8:46 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 08:46
14. Posted by Rick13 | March 10, 2006 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Go F*@& yourself"!
14. Posted by Rick13 | March 10, 2006 8:47 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 08:47
15. Posted by dave | March 10, 2006 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Make my day.
15. Posted by dave | March 10, 2006 8:49 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 08:49
16. Posted by JimK | March 10, 2006 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey Helen: You're next. One way or the other, you old witch."
16. Posted by JimK | March 10, 2006 9:00 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 09:00
17. Posted by Elmo | March 10, 2006 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Retire? When Paris Hilton becomes the spokesperson for Valtrex. http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/09/paris_hilton_probably_has_herp.html
Ummmm, wait a minute ......
17. Posted by Elmo | March 10, 2006 9:03 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 09:03
18. Posted by DaveD | March 10, 2006 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In order to increase its membership, the AARP secretly uses subliminal ads featuring famous people.
18. Posted by DaveD | March 10, 2006 9:07 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 09:07
19. Posted by Dodo David | March 10, 2006 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sure, I'll retire. That way I'll have more time to hunt. Does anyone know when David Gregory will be in season?"
19. Posted by Dodo David | March 10, 2006 9:11 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 09:11
20. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | March 10, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I've had something on my mind lately. I think I need to buys tires for my car.....or something like that."
20. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | March 10, 2006 9:25 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 09:25
21. Posted by No One of Consequence | March 10, 2006 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Media analysts were stunned when the entire Washington press corps simultaneously retired.
Asked for comment, Vice President Cheney simply replied, "These are not the droids you're looking for."
21. Posted by No One of Consequence | March 10, 2006 9:39 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 09:39
22. Posted by OregonMuse | March 10, 2006 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes Mr. Gregory, you heard correctly. I am going to retire at the end of the month and and accept a position as head of Halliburton's new photo-cropping division. My salary? Humongous. Next question, please."
22. Posted by OregonMuse | March 10, 2006 9:43 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 09:43
23. Posted by Nylda | March 10, 2006 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What me worry?
23. Posted by Nylda | March 10, 2006 9:49 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 09:49
24. Posted by Steve Crickmore | March 10, 2006 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Retire from public service? mmmn..That might be a good career move, I've already retired from Haliburton in 2000, after a lacklustre approval rating, with a 20 million dollar plus severence package and look at how they benefited.
24. Posted by Steve Crickmore | March 10, 2006 9:50 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 09:50
25. Posted by FreakyBoy | March 10, 2006 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Demonstrating that he still possessed his trademark sneer, aging rocker Billy Idol announced his retirement today.
25. Posted by FreakyBoy | March 10, 2006 10:00 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 10:00
26. Posted by yeatanothejohn | March 10, 2006 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The new and improved Rovian mind ray enables a visual rendering of what thought is being implanted. Here we see Rove begin the 2008 presidential campaign for Conni Rice with the first step of his master plan.
26. Posted by yeatanothejohn | March 10, 2006 10:06 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 10:06
27. Posted by Ozone64 | March 10, 2006 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Retire?, Duhhhhhhh!!!!, Ya Think?
27. Posted by Ozone64 | March 10, 2006 10:08 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 10:08
28. Posted by Master Shake | March 10, 2006 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Controversy today as it was revealed that Halliburton would be responsible for the new White House plan to replace the tires on every vehicle in the United States.
28. Posted by Master Shake | March 10, 2006 10:13 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 10:13
29. Posted by Tango | March 10, 2006 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cult founder Dick Cheney urges his minions to "retire" from their everyday way of life.
"I have seen a better way," exclaimed Cheney, "place your soul in my hands and I shall build ye in the likeness of a fledgling democracy."
29. Posted by Tango | March 10, 2006 10:18 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 10:18
30. Posted by kbiel | March 10, 2006 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, I brought by shotgun. Who do you want me to retire?
30. Posted by kbiel | March 10, 2006 10:23 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 10:23
31. Posted by lakestate | March 10, 2006 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Retire? Do you feel lucky punk? Well... Do ya?
31. Posted by lakestate | March 10, 2006 10:29 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 10:29
32. Posted by AbuGhraibYogaInstructor | March 10, 2006 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Only the good die young.
32. Posted by AbuGhraibYogaInstructor | March 10, 2006 10:39 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 10:39
33. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | March 10, 2006 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Was the "Duck" banner at the dry cleaners?
33. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | March 10, 2006 10:56 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 10:56
34. Posted by epador | March 10, 2006 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No Retreads.
34. Posted by epador | March 10, 2006 11:02 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 11:02
35. Posted by Jason | March 10, 2006 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What the Reuters caption should've said:
"U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney speaks during his keynote address to the U.S. Labor Department's 2006 National Summit on Retirement Savings at the Willard Hotel in Washington March 2, 2006. IMPORTANT NOTE: The cropping of this photo is completely coincidental. There is no media bias to see here. Please move along."
35. Posted by Jason | March 10, 2006 11:16 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 11:16
36. Posted by Scotty | March 10, 2006 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney strategically positions himself in front of a retirement banner to remind Democrats he will be retiring on his own terms, losers.
36. Posted by Scotty | March 10, 2006 11:30 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 11:30
37. Posted by Scotty | March 10, 2006 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
not shown in photo cropping
Retired democrats by voters during Bush Administration include:
Al Gore, Tom Daschle, Richard Gephardt, John Edwards, Bob Kerry, Gray Davis, Dennis Kusinich..
Retired liberals in disgrace include:
Dan Rather, Mary Mapes, Phil Donahue and soon to be Air America.
37. Posted by Scotty | March 10, 2006 11:36 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 11:36
38. Posted by Faith+1 | March 10, 2006 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They can have my retirement when they pry it from Howard Dean's cold dead fingers...
38. Posted by Faith+1 | March 10, 2006 11:47 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 11:47
39. Posted by SILVER BULLET | March 10, 2006 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RETIRE?? I thought it said "FIRE" But I forgot ny gun today!
39. Posted by SILVER BULLET | March 10, 2006 11:49 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 11:49
40. Posted by Deliverance | March 10, 2006 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
America has voted, Dick, and you...
...are going home tonight.
Seacrest out!
40. Posted by Deliverance | March 10, 2006 11:52 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 11:52
41. Posted by McCain | March 10, 2006 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Cheney family riots world-wide after a Danish photographer offends them.
41. Posted by McCain | March 10, 2006 12:01 PM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 12:01
42. Posted by Giacomo | March 10, 2006 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Smile? I am smiling - at your pitiful attempt at subliminal suggestion. Want to go quail hunting?"
42. Posted by Giacomo | March 10, 2006 12:04 PM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 12:04
43. Posted by Pat | March 10, 2006 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Which of you is going to step up and put me out to pasture?" John Wayne said it first, testifying before Congress about aging in America.
43. Posted by Pat | March 10, 2006 12:33 PM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 12:33
44. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 10, 2006 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dick Cheney today announced his retirement from the office of Vice President effective January 20, 2009.
44. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 10, 2006 1:20 PM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 13:20
45. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 10, 2006 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Helen Thomas: "Dick Season!"
Dick Cheney: "Wabbit Season!"
Helen Thomas: "Dick Season!"
Dick Cheney: "Wabbit Season!"
Helen Thomas: "Dick Season!"
Dick Cheney: "Wabbit Season!"...
45. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 10, 2006 1:53 PM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 13:53
46. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 10, 2006 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'll take Know your Game Birds for 1000 Alex."
46. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 10, 2006 1:55 PM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 13:55
47. Posted by DJ | March 10, 2006 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As an aid to Quail hunters everywhere the administration is changing it's plan to save Social Security to be more in line with Teddy's after party plan in order to gain Democrat support.
47. Posted by DJ | March 10, 2006 2:01 PM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 14:01
48. Posted by SilverBubble | March 10, 2006 2:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know there's a "Sign from God" joke in here somewhere, but I just can't find it.
48. Posted by SilverBubble | March 10, 2006 2:17 PM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 14:17
49. Posted by Ingress | March 10, 2006 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Goodyear looks for a new spokesperson.
49. Posted by Ingress | March 10, 2006 2:32 PM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 14:32
50. Posted by billy | March 10, 2006 5:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
damn I wish it was turkey season.
50. Posted by billy | March 10, 2006 5:59 PM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 17:59
51. Posted by billy | March 10, 2006 6:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At the Brokeback Mountian Charity Turkey Shoot, Cheney pumps his weapon before releasing his heavy field load over the bush.
51. Posted by billy | March 10, 2006 6:03 PM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 18:03
52. Posted by RadiCalMan | March 10, 2006 6:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moonbat rant...
"This is another obvious subliminal plot by the Karl Rove to manuver himself into the Vice Presidency before the next election cycle, so he can win the Presidency for himself and finally implement his Master Plan to take over the WORLD!"
Insert evil conservative Ha-Ha's here...
52. Posted by RadiCalMan | March 10, 2006 6:57 PM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 18:57
53. Posted by RadiCalMan | March 10, 2006 6:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moonbat rant...
"This is another obvious subliminal plot by Karl Rove to manuver himself into the Vice Presidency before the next election cycle, so he can win the Presidency for himself and finally implement his Master Plan to take over the WORLD!"
Insert evil conservative Ha-Ha's here...
53. Posted by RadiCalMan | March 10, 2006 6:59 PM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 18:59
54. Posted by starboardhelm | March 10, 2006 8:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How can I retire if I haven't tired in the first place?
54. Posted by starboardhelm | March 10, 2006 8:19 PM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 20:19
55. Posted by Lord Floppington | March 10, 2006 9:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Retire: That's what I call it now when I shoot someone. Whittington, you're retired! And now I'm going to retire this photographer.
55. Posted by Lord Floppington | March 10, 2006 9:14 PM |
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Posted on March 10, 2006 21:14
56. Posted by Lloyd | March 11, 2006 12:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Retire?-- Hell! Rove and I are just getting started!
56. Posted by Lloyd | March 11, 2006 12:51 AM |
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Posted on March 11, 2006 00:51
57. Posted by OC Chuck | March 11, 2006 1:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Retire this! Next question."
57. Posted by OC Chuck | March 11, 2006 1:31 AM |
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Posted on March 11, 2006 01:31
58. Posted by OC Chuck | March 11, 2006 1:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, I just got this idea that popped right out of my head! We should retire the White House press corps."
Or should that be "press corpse?"
58. Posted by OC Chuck | March 11, 2006 1:38 AM |
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Posted on March 11, 2006 01:38
59. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 11, 2006 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh Crap, at least I didn't attend the Dan Rather retirement dinner with Dubya."
59. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 11, 2006 11:20 AM |
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Posted on March 11, 2006 11:20
60. Posted by jack rudd | March 11, 2006 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dick Cheney calls on political reporters throughout the MSM to retire, and invites them to join him on his next hunting expedition.
60. Posted by jack rudd | March 11, 2006 11:29 AM |
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Posted on March 11, 2006 11:29
61. Posted by Charles V | March 11, 2006 1:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Retire? Retire! You moron! The 2nd Lady is engaged beneath this podium right now and she isn't whistling Dixie!"
61. Posted by Charles V | March 11, 2006 1:37 PM |
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Posted on March 11, 2006 13:37
62. Posted by radio free fred | March 11, 2006 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If Harry Can Forgive Me Why Can't You?"
62. Posted by radio free fred | March 11, 2006 3:33 PM |
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Posted on March 11, 2006 15:33
63. Posted by charles austin | March 11, 2006 11:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The real reason the the picture is cropped so closely is that Vice President Cheney is grabbing his crotch and saying, "I got you're retirement right here, Leahy."
63. Posted by charles austin | March 11, 2006 11:20 PM |
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Posted on March 11, 2006 23:20
64. Posted by charles austin | March 11, 2006 11:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Please substitute "your" for "you're" in the previous caption. Sorry, too much zinfandel on a Saturday night.
64. Posted by charles austin | March 11, 2006 11:22 PM |
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Posted on March 11, 2006 23:22
65. Posted by Kevin Craver | March 11, 2006 11:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, Mr. Rather, I think I found your sign."
65. Posted by Kevin Craver | March 11, 2006 11:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 11, 2006 23:26
66. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | March 12, 2006 2:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'd rather burn in a fire pit in Hell than
answer anymore questions. No, that'd be too easy; I'd rather be forced to watch those tapes of Condie Rice, at the gym, one more time."
66. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | March 12, 2006 2:58 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 12, 2006 14:58
67. Posted by spacemonkey | March 12, 2006 6:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Go 401(k) yourself.
67. Posted by spacemonkey | March 12, 2006 6:52 PM |
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Posted on March 12, 2006 18:52
68. Posted by Amy | March 13, 2006 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dick Cheney spoke at the 2006 Dept. of Labor Summit on Retirement Savings, and all he got was this stupid photo crop.
68. Posted by Amy | March 13, 2006 11:03 AM |
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Posted on March 13, 2006 11:03
69. Posted by Kevin | March 17, 2006 2:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
69. Posted by Kevin | March 17, 2006 2:12 AM |
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Posted on March 17, 2006 02:12