Last night, I did my bit for International Eat A Tasty Animal For PETA Day and had lotsa meat with my dinner -- including some kielbasa that I strongly suspect was a smidgen past its best-by date. I spent about 11 hours today purging the kielbasa and drinking tons of water, and I still feel like I got run over by a truck. I don't even have the energy to spend time in my computer chair, just my bed.
I did write one piece last night before bed that I messed up and didn't publish, so I'll try to get that one out soon. And in the meantime, think kind thoughts of my wrecked body.



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You know what's really good... (Below threshold)1. Posted by EdMcGon | March 16, 2006 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know what's really good when you have an upset tummy? Chili dogs. With beans. And mustard.
I bet you feel better already just thinking about it. You can thank me later.
1. Posted by EdMcGon | March 16, 2006 12:40 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2006 12:40
2. Posted by markm | March 16, 2006 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Really??..chilli dogs???. I always heard a nice thick greasy pork sandwhich served next to an ash tray was a real fixer upper.
Ya learn somethin' new every day...burp..
2. Posted by markm | March 16, 2006 12:49 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2006 12:49
3. Posted by Kevin | March 16, 2006 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TMI :-)
3. Posted by Kevin | March 16, 2006 12:50 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2006 12:50
4. Posted by J | March 16, 2006 1:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay, you're like a PETA commercial today. You do notice the irony....right?
4. Posted by J | March 16, 2006 1:19 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2006 13:19
5. Posted by ed | March 16, 2006 1:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm.
When that happens to me I always try and eat some Campbell's Tomato Soup but a spicy version. Add some chopped onions, 1 whole chopped japaleno (with seeds) and a few stalks of chopped Napa cabbage.
Let simmer for about 10 minutes and then drop in a dollop of heavy cream just prior to serving.
The heavy cream helps coat the stomach lining so the capscium doesn't further irritate the stomach lining. The spiciness from the jalapenos will basically run through your system and kill off all the bacteria in your guts and change your body's ph balance to inhibit bacterial growth.
IMHO this soup also helps for colds and most GI tract ailments.
5. Posted by ed | March 16, 2006 1:45 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2006 13:45
6. Posted by bryan"martha stewart"D | March 16, 2006 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It's a good thing!"
6. Posted by bryan"martha stewart"D | March 16, 2006 2:29 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2006 14:29
7. Posted by John | March 16, 2006 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kosciuszko's Revenge... well known in the Colonial States. You'll live.
I, too, follow the "chili route" to intestinal health, but the emphasis is on spicing up to the point of tears. Most intestinal parasites originate in the tropics. People in the tropics eat very spicy food to keep those parasites at bay.
That's about the only aspect of naturopathy I can bring myself to accept, but it definitely works for me.
7. Posted by John | March 16, 2006 4:07 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2006 16:07
8. Posted by DJFelix | March 16, 2006 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I found that once I started insulin therapy, I was sicker for longer periods of time when I'm either "food poisoned" or "alcohol poisoned." I stick to a two beer max, but the food poisoning is harder to avoid. I feel your pain brother.
8. Posted by DJFelix | March 16, 2006 4:07 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2006 16:07
9. Posted by FWGMills | March 16, 2006 4:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dude, been there done that. A stomach illness kept me in the bathroom every hour on the hour for 2 1/2 days a few months ago. I lost 19 pounds.
9. Posted by FWGMills | March 16, 2006 4:28 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2006 16:28
10. Posted by DDT | March 16, 2006 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"purging the kielbasa"?
10. Posted by DDT | March 16, 2006 4:45 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2006 16:45
11. Posted by Matt | March 16, 2006 11:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dude, been there, done that. Don't buy meat on clearance sale!!!
Hope you feel better.
11. Posted by Matt | March 16, 2006 11:07 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2006 23:07