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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: March 17, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A woman reacts in the pool of a hotel during spring break in Cancun, Mexico, Tuesday, March 14, 2006. The sugar-white sand beaches are back after being swept away by Hurricane Wilma five months ago. But there are no stages for wet T-shirt contests, and MTV won't be hosting its spring break beach party. (AP Photo/Gregory Bull)


Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (73)

Spring Break '73-75: the Sh... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Uncle Mikey | March 17, 2006 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uncle Mikey:

Spring Break '73-75: the Sheehan years

1. Posted by Uncle Mikey | March 17, 2006 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 07:25

This was the reaction when ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Imhotep | March 17, 2006 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

This was the reaction when Buffy discovered how many STD's she could get from the jacuzzi water.

2. Posted by Imhotep | March 17, 2006 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 07:29

First Annual Burkha Burning... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by LJD | March 17, 2006 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LJD:

First Annual Burkha Burning Festival

3. Posted by LJD | March 17, 2006 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 07:37

"Oh, Senator Kennedy, over ... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 17, 2006 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Oh, Senator Kennedy, over here, I'm safe, I'm pre-dunked, just leave your car ther... no.. wait.. AAAGGH!"

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 17, 2006 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 07:40

4 years of college: $120,00... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Tim | March 17, 2006 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim:

4 years of college: $120,000

Watching your Daughter lose her virginity on MTV: Priceless

5. Posted by Tim | March 17, 2006 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 08:09

Up next on "The Young and t... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Joe Goodwin | March 17, 2006 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe Goodwin:

Up next on "The Young and the Boobless" - the hot tub party.

6. Posted by Joe Goodwin | March 17, 2006 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 08:16

Arrrgghhhhhhhh! Who peed i... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by LJD | March 17, 2006 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LJD:

Arrrgghhhhhhhh! Who peed in my beer?

7. Posted by LJD | March 17, 2006 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 08:31

"See I swallowed it all. NE... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Faith+1 | March 17, 2006 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

"See I swallowed it all. NEXT!"

8. Posted by Faith+1 | March 17, 2006 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 08:32

Ummm, no ..... Hillary is o... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Elmo | March 17, 2006 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Elmo:

Ummm, no ..... Hillary is on a junket. Why do you ask?

9. Posted by Elmo | March 17, 2006 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 08:44

Chelsea Clinton shows the w... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Rick13 | March 17, 2006 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

Chelsea Clinton shows the world which side of the family she got the dominant genes from!

10. Posted by Rick13 | March 17, 2006 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 08:44

It's beer!!! A whole swimmi... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by brainy435 | March 17, 2006 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brainy435:

It's beer!!! A whole swimming pool full of light beer!!

11. Posted by brainy435 | March 17, 2006 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 08:48

The one place they never th... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Mark | March 17, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

The one place they never thought to look for Natalee Holloway, the Aruba Hilton swim-up bar.

12. Posted by Mark | March 17, 2006 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 08:55

Peeing in the pool, wha-hoo... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Takefive | March 17, 2006 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Takefive:

Peeing in the pool, wha-hooo!

13. Posted by Takefive | March 17, 2006 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 09:01

My name is Carla Jean Marti... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Skyhawk45 | March 17, 2006 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Skyhawk45:

My name is Carla Jean Martin and I just looovvvveee my job here!!!

14. Posted by Skyhawk45 | March 17, 2006 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 09:19

There once was a young man ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by robert | March 17, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
robert:

There once was a young man from Stowe
Who was taking a break from the snow
But he needed to clear
Two dozen beer
Before he'd give this one a go.

15. Posted by robert | March 17, 2006 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 09:25

University of Kentucky pseu... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Tango | March 17, 2006 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

University of Kentucky pseudo-student Ashley Judd enjoys some "March Madness" of her own at a fraternity watering hole.

"Anything I can do for the cats baby," exclaimed Judd just minutes before losing her top in a wild game of Marco Polo.

16. Posted by Tango | March 17, 2006 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 09:28

Luckily I'm too drunk to kn... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by BlogDog | March 17, 2006 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Luckily I'm too drunk to know how farking awful I look!

17. Posted by BlogDog | March 17, 2006 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 09:30

"What? This is how we say ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by George | March 17, 2006 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George:

"What? This is how we say hello to each other in Key West. We won't have no truck with your mainlander 'handshakes.'"

18. Posted by George | March 17, 2006 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 09:50

No matter how hard we plead... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by D. Doré | March 17, 2006 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Doré:

No matter how hard we pleaded, no one was able to convince Dee Snider to put his make-up back on!

19. Posted by D. Doré | March 17, 2006 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 09:56

Gang bangers in Daytona Bea... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by lakestate | March 17, 2006 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lakestate:

Gang bangers in Daytona Beach.

20. Posted by lakestate | March 17, 2006 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 09:58

Waaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Ozone64 | March 17, 2006 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ozone64:

Waaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuppppppppp!!!!!!!

21. Posted by Ozone64 | March 17, 2006 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 09:58

Nope, sorry. The Beer gogg... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Mighty Dwight | March 17, 2006 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mighty Dwight:

Nope, sorry. The Beer goggles didn't even work.

22. Posted by Mighty Dwight | March 17, 2006 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 10:02

FIRST WE'RE GONNA GO TO MIC... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Good Lt | March 17, 2006 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Good Lt:

FIRST WE'RE GONNA GO TO MICHIGAN, THEN WYOMING, THEN MONTANA, THE OKLAHOMA AND NEW YORK.....

GGEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

23. Posted by Good Lt | March 17, 2006 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 10:07

"Why, when she was born, we... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Hermoine | March 17, 2006 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hermoine:

"Why, when she was born, we named her Party Girl, Jr. after her beloved mother. Thanks for the shout out on MTV, girl. PG2, right back atcha."

24. Posted by Hermoine | March 17, 2006 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 10:14

"And mom said I wouldn't am... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Dale | March 17, 2006 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dale:

"And mom said I wouldn't amount to anything. Here I am the biggest skank in the pool."

25. Posted by Dale | March 17, 2006 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 10:17

And my Dad, He's paying my ... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Vegas Vic | March 17, 2006 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

And my Dad, He's paying my tuition Also!!

26. Posted by Vegas Vic | March 17, 2006 10:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 10:20

ALLAH AKBARRRRR!!!!... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 17, 2006 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

ALLAH AKBARRRRR!!!!

27. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 17, 2006 10:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 10:25

I FINALLY GOT SOME BEEEEEEE... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by eLarson | March 17, 2006 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
eLarson:

I FINALLY GOT SOME BEEEEEEEADS!

28. Posted by eLarson | March 17, 2006 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 10:31

Winner of the "face of VD" ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by John | March 17, 2006 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John:

Winner of the "face of VD" competition.

29. Posted by John | March 17, 2006 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 10:48

This beer tastes lik... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by observer | March 17, 2006 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
observer:


This beer tastes like piss. Get me some Guinness!

30. Posted by observer | March 17, 2006 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 10:51

Are men necessary? Listen, ... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Weegie | March 17, 2006 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Are men necessary? Listen, Maureen, you Dowdy bitch, Men Are Essential. Come to Momma, boys!

31. Posted by Weegie | March 17, 2006 11:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 11:02

I want to be appreciated fo... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Weegie | March 17, 2006 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

I want to be appreciated for my mind!

32. Posted by Weegie | March 17, 2006 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 11:03

C'mon in Bill. And you thou... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by SILVER BULLET | March 17, 2006 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

C'mon in Bill. And you thought you had a good time with Monica! But cigars and water don't mix.

33. Posted by SILVER BULLET | March 17, 2006 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 11:27

Shown here the reaction of ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Wally6500 | March 17, 2006 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wally6500:

Shown here the reaction of Puddles after she learned of winning the Ugliest Dog in the World competition.

34. Posted by Wally6500 | March 17, 2006 11:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 11:28

Kiss....me...Im...Irish..</... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Mark | March 17, 2006 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

Kiss....me...Im...Irish..

35. Posted by Mark | March 17, 2006 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 11:31

Listen girlie, less beer in... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by yeatanothejohn | March 17, 2006 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yeatanothejohn:

Listen girlie, less beer in you, more beer in the guys behind you unless you want to end your spring break as embittered on finding a man as Dowd at a GOP fund raiser.

36. Posted by yeatanothejohn | March 17, 2006 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 11:35

We just wanted to point out... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by TAM | March 17, 2006 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TAM:

We just wanted to point out to Al Gore that not everyone found the rise in water levels due to global warming to be a negative thing.

37. Posted by TAM | March 17, 2006 11:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 11:44

There once were twins named... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by bennito | March 17, 2006 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bennito:

There once were twins named Bush
Just like their father, the lush.
Like grandma Babs, they were cracked
They partied, instead of going to Iraq
And like their momma Laura,
Looked better from the back.

38. Posted by bennito | March 17, 2006 12:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 12:03

Chanting "death to America"... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Master Shake | March 17, 2006 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Master Shake:

Chanting "death to America" and ululating, a demonstrator shows off her new "bikini burkha."

39. Posted by Master Shake | March 17, 2006 12:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 12:07

Last time I ever buy a blow... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by FreakyBoy | March 17, 2006 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Last time I ever buy a blowup doll online.

40. Posted by FreakyBoy | March 17, 2006 12:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 12:09

"Someone paid money for a s... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by ken | March 17, 2006 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ken:

"Someone paid money for a study that says college-age women are more likely to drink and screw a lot during Spring Break? Duh!"

41. Posted by ken | March 17, 2006 12:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 12:12

In an exclusive interview w... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Lew Clark | March 17, 2006 1:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lew Clark:

In an exclusive interview with Vanity Fair, Nancy Pelosi reveals how she comes up with those brilliant political strategies.

42. Posted by Lew Clark | March 17, 2006 1:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 13:15

FInally, a photo of the les... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by JimK | March 17, 2006 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

FInally, a photo of the lesser knows Krystal "That's with a K and a Y y'all!" Bush, shown here on her lunch break from The Bearded Clam.

43. Posted by JimK | March 17, 2006 1:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 13:36

Where is Bill Clinton when ... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by MjM | March 17, 2006 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MjM:

Where is Bill Clinton when you need him.

44. Posted by MjM | March 17, 2006 1:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 13:54

Pull my tongue!... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Maggie | March 17, 2006 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

Pull my tongue!

45. Posted by Maggie | March 17, 2006 1:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 13:54

The Pool at the Clinton Lib... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Scotty | March 17, 2006 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scotty:

The Pool at the Clinton Library finally opens and just in time for spring break with Bill all this week on MTV.

46. Posted by Scotty | March 17, 2006 1:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 13:59

As Miss Manners likes to sa... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by epador | March 17, 2006 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

As Miss Manners likes to say, always keep that pinky extended.

47. Posted by epador | March 17, 2006 1:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 13:59

What smells better... my ar... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by lakestate | March 17, 2006 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lakestate:

What smells better... my arm pits or my breeeeaaaath?

48. Posted by lakestate | March 17, 2006 2:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 14:14

Responding to criticism tha... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by c | March 17, 2006 2:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
c:

Responding to criticism that Senator Kennedy's "Spring Break for Aspiring Co-eds" was a boondoggle, MSM intern Tiffani L. says:

"No way, Jose, we work hard before we play hard. Lots of one-on-one interaction with the politicos, plus career building seminars like 'Suppressing Your Gag Reflex.'

See? Not bad, huh?"

49. Posted by c | March 17, 2006 2:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 14:58

"Less Filling.""Tast... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Dodo David | March 17, 2006 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

"Less Filling."
"Tastes great."
One describes her boobs.
The other describes her beer.
Decide for yourself which is which.

[Note: The expression "Less filling, tastes great" comes from TV commercials for beer that appeared in the late 20th Century.]

50. Posted by Dodo David | March 17, 2006 3:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 15:20

Hmmmm....this water was thi... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by jc | March 17, 2006 4:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jc:

Hmmmm....this water was thigh-high at noon...and nobody has gotten out to go to the bathroom...

51. Posted by jc | March 17, 2006 4:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 16:52

In this August 28, 2005 fil... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Will Franklin | March 17, 2006 4:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Will Franklin:

In this August 28, 2005 file photo, Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu is shown leading a "hurricane party" into the heart of New Orleans' French Quarter.

52. Posted by Will Franklin | March 17, 2006 4:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 16:54

Helen Thomas ... after clon... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Lloyd | March 17, 2006 6:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lloyd:

Helen Thomas ... after cloning

53. Posted by Lloyd | March 17, 2006 6:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 18:35

"Found the hot water jet!"<... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Timmer | March 17, 2006 7:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

"Found the hot water jet!"

54. Posted by Timmer | March 17, 2006 7:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 19:03

Frightening thought: this w... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Jason | March 17, 2006 11:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

Frightening thought: this woman could one day be your boss.

55. Posted by Jason | March 17, 2006 11:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 17, 2006 23:45

Where did you guys get the ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Roger Fraley | March 18, 2006 12:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

Where did you guys get the picture of my daughter? No, seriously, and where was this taken? I'm not kidding, man, I better be getting some answers soon.

56. Posted by Roger Fraley | March 18, 2006 12:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2006 00:09

YYYEEEEAAHHH!! I'm a dude!!... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by plebe | March 18, 2006 12:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
plebe:

YYYEEEEAAHHH!! I'm a dude!!!!!!!!!

57. Posted by plebe | March 18, 2006 12:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2006 00:33

Yeah, Dick Chaney just rock... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by ricky | March 18, 2006 1:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ricky:

Yeah, Dick Chaney just rocked my world!

58. Posted by ricky | March 18, 2006 1:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2006 01:09

Just another reason for the... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by McCain | March 18, 2006 2:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Just another reason for the "Stop Vacuuming in Front of the Television" national holiday.

59. Posted by McCain | March 18, 2006 2:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2006 02:41

"Soupy Sales Granddaughter,... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by radio free fred | March 18, 2006 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Soupy Sales Granddaughter, Chivas Sales, Takes A Break From Her Two Hobbies, Licking Stamps And Watching Karate Kid Movies."

60. Posted by radio free fred | March 18, 2006 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2006 07:45

"Tha's my Mom up there! Sh... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Hornet | March 18, 2006 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hornet:

"Tha's my Mom up there! Shake it, girl!!"

61. Posted by Hornet | March 18, 2006 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2006 09:23

"The test came back negativ... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Buckley F. Williams | March 18, 2006 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Buckley F. Williams:

"The test came back negative! Woo-hoo!!!"

62. Posted by Buckley F. Williams | March 18, 2006 11:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2006 11:09

"Hey Mom and Dad! These coo... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by jumbo | March 18, 2006 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jumbo:

"Hey Mom and Dad! These cool guys say I can be in their video! Your little girl is gonna be A STAR!"

63. Posted by jumbo | March 18, 2006 2:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2006 14:42

"Not only are we going to N... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by jc | March 19, 2006 3:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jc:

"Not only are we going to New Hampshire, Tom Harkin, we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York ... And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Yeaaaaagggggh!!!"

64. Posted by jc | March 19, 2006 3:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 19, 2006 03:13

If you're homely and you kn... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Guido | March 19, 2006 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

If you're homely and you know it
Raise your hands!
If you're homely and you know it
Raise your hands!
If you're homely and you know it
Then show all the boys you'll blow it!
If you're homely and you know it
Raise your hands!

65. Posted by Guido | March 19, 2006 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 19, 2006 11:25

William Hung had her dead t... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 19, 2006 3:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

William Hung had her dead to rights.

66. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 19, 2006 3:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 19, 2006 15:58

"I am soooooo drunk"... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by spacemonkey | March 19, 2006 5:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

"I am soooooo drunk"

67. Posted by spacemonkey | March 19, 2006 5:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 19, 2006 17:15

"The drunker I get, the bet... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by spacemonkey | March 19, 2006 5:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

"The drunker I get, the better I look right? Right?"

68. Posted by spacemonkey | March 19, 2006 5:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 19, 2006 17:15

In order to score a spring ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by yetanotherjohn | March 20, 2006 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

In order to score a spring break hook-up, I was willing to trade brains and looks for a morally casual attitude towards pre-marital sex. Even so, you have to have some standards.

69. Posted by yetanotherjohn | March 20, 2006 12:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 20, 2006 12:51

A spring break 10 is a four... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by yetanotherjohn | March 20, 2006 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

A spring break 10 is a four with a six pack of beer, but let me tell you, that had better be some damn good beer.

70. Posted by yetanotherjohn | March 20, 2006 12:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 20, 2006 12:54

"Look Mom! No hands!"... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Ed | March 22, 2006 8:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ed:

"Look Mom! No hands!"

71. Posted by Ed | March 22, 2006 8:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 22, 2006 20:46

Suzie did not make the 2008... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Hobart Johnson | March 23, 2006 11:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hobart Johnson:

Suzie did not make the 2008 US Olympic Gymnastics team despite being able to perform a vault and dismount into a pool without spilling her beer.

72. Posted by Hobart Johnson | March 23, 2006 11:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 23, 2006 23:19

Update: <... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Kevin Aylward | March 24, 2006 1:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Aylward:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

73. Posted by Kevin Aylward | March 24, 2006 1:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 01:45




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