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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: March 24, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Natalie Oliveros poses in her apartment in New York March 21, 2006. Oliveros, who is also known as adult video actress Savanna Samson, has produced the wine Sogno Uno which received a 91 (outstanding) rating from wine expert Robert Parker. REUTERS/Keith Bedford


Winners will be announced Sunday - guaranteed!


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (100)

"A loaf of bread, a jug of ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Jim | March 24, 2006 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

"A loaf of bread, a jug of . . . A jug. . .jug. . .damn, I lost my train of thought.

1. Posted by Jim | March 24, 2006 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 07:21

Kevin's latest fantasy excu... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Weegie | March 24, 2006 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Kevin's latest fantasy excuse why he just couldn't manage to judge the caption contest by Sunday.

2. Posted by Weegie | March 24, 2006 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 07:23

I'm sorry, but I can't join... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Josh Cohen | March 24, 2006 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Josh Cohen:

I'm sorry, but I can't join this caption contest because I'm too distracted by teh_hawtness.

I'm a lech. I know.

3. Posted by Josh Cohen | March 24, 2006 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 07:43

Wine from a porn star and i... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Guido | March 24, 2006 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

Wine from a porn star and it's called "Sogno Uno"?
Wouldn't "Blow-jzo-Lay" be a more apt name?

4. Posted by Guido | March 24, 2006 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 07:51

Are you supposed to spit or... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Guido | March 24, 2006 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

Are you supposed to spit or swallow this when you taste it?

5. Posted by Guido | March 24, 2006 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 07:54

Not that I dring that much,... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Mac Lorry | March 24, 2006 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

Not that I dring that much, but because I lost the other one in a farm accident I always use large goblets.

6. Posted by Mac Lorry | March 24, 2006 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 07:54

Correction:Not tha... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Mac Lorry | March 24, 2006 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

Correction:

Not that I drink that much, but because I lost the other one in a farm accident I always use large goblets.

7. Posted by Mac Lorry | March 24, 2006 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 07:56

Sogno Uno - Helping ugly pe... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Guido | March 24, 2006 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

Sogno Uno - Helping ugly people have sex since 2006!

8. Posted by Guido | March 24, 2006 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 08:02

The wine google research te... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Cullen | March 24, 2006 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cullen:

The wine google research team found it's effectiveness ranged from 90 - 99 percent.

9. Posted by Cullen | March 24, 2006 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 08:09

Perfect one, Jim. <p... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Maggie | March 24, 2006 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

Perfect one, Jim.

I'm not even going to try to compete with it!

10. Posted by Maggie | March 24, 2006 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 08:23

Honey, a toast to my succes... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Joe Stalin | March 24, 2006 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe Stalin:

Honey, a toast to my successful implant surgery!

11. Posted by Joe Stalin | March 24, 2006 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 08:26

Sogno Uno, because when you... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Timmer | March 24, 2006 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Sogno Uno, because when you're watching porn and touching yourself, only the very best wine will do.

12. Posted by Timmer | March 24, 2006 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 08:27

MERLOT!!! I will not f#$kin... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by plebe | March 24, 2006 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
plebe:

MERLOT!!! I will not f#$king drink mer...ahh, what the hell.

13. Posted by plebe | March 24, 2006 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 08:30

More than a mouthful!... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by kirk | March 24, 2006 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kirk:

More than a mouthful!

14. Posted by kirk | March 24, 2006 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 08:32

Got MILF?... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Faith+1 | March 24, 2006 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Got MILF?

15. Posted by Faith+1 | March 24, 2006 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 08:34

Check out my wine rack!... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by dwm | March 24, 2006 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dwm:

Check out my wine rack!

16. Posted by dwm | March 24, 2006 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 08:37

The case against unnecessar... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by plebe | March 24, 2006 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
plebe:

The case against unnecessarily large wine glasses.

17. Posted by plebe | March 24, 2006 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 08:37

Hmmm."Hellloooooo ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by ed | March 24, 2006 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ed:

Hmmm.

"Hellloooooo ed".

18. Posted by ed | March 24, 2006 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 08:38

"....and next in our catalo... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by pedrovex | March 24, 2006 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pedrovex:

"....and next in our catalouge we have a brunette from Nantucket with bigger fake boobs drinking even crappier wine on an uglier couch here at pedrovex's Mail Order Bride Emporium, where you will learn that in the end accesories do not matter."

19. Posted by pedrovex | March 24, 2006 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 08:38

I got your Napa Valley righ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by plebe | March 24, 2006 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
plebe:

I got your Napa Valley right here, big boy

20. Posted by plebe | March 24, 2006 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 08:40

I'm not really a vintner, b... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Brad Warbiany | March 24, 2006 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad Warbiany:

I'm not really a vintner, but I played one in my last movie...

21. Posted by Brad Warbiany | March 24, 2006 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 09:02

No thank you, the wine wont... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Rick13 | March 24, 2006 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

No thank you, the wine wont be necessary!

22. Posted by Rick13 | March 24, 2006 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 09:10

"The case against unnecessa... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Fred | March 24, 2006 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fred:

"The case against unnecessarily large wine glasses."

Hey, they are also available in A, B, and C sizes, as well as the D size shown.

23. Posted by Fred | March 24, 2006 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 09:10

Oh, I get it now, the Berke... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 24, 2006 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Oh, I get it now, the Berkeley study really said the conservatives were more prone to wine.

24. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 24, 2006 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 09:13

... Princess Of Porn P... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by radio free fred | March 24, 2006 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

... Princess Of Porn Pounds Port ...

25. Posted by radio free fred | March 24, 2006 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 09:16

Doctors show off the latest... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Scotty | March 24, 2006 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scotty:

Doctors show off the latest advancement in breast augmentation, implants filled with a fine wine and allowed to age under ideal conditions, each boob is going for 10k when completed, 20k if you want the special delivery system.

26. Posted by Scotty | March 24, 2006 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 09:21

Drink at your own risk...yo... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Takefive | March 24, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Takefive:

Drink at your own risk...you don't know where that bottle has been.

27. Posted by Takefive | March 24, 2006 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 09:25

Smooth on the palate, robus... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by LJD | March 24, 2006 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LJD:

Smooth on the palate, robust, with bold tendencies, sweet overtones, and a zesty finish...
...and the wine's not bad either.

28. Posted by LJD | March 24, 2006 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 09:38

Nice freeking couch lady. D... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by markm | March 24, 2006 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
markm:

Nice freeking couch lady. Did you buy that at the 70's store?

29. Posted by markm | March 24, 2006 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 09:42

Tickles the nostrils with a... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Tango | March 24, 2006 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

Tickles the nostrils with a bouquet of freshly-cut, rain-soaked meadow flowers; a whiff of weathered oak; orange blossoms; and a hint of clitoris.

30. Posted by Tango | March 24, 2006 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 09:43

Relax away the daily grind ... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by rich | March 24, 2006 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rich:

Relax away the daily grind with a glass of my Sogno Uno wine.

31. Posted by rich | March 24, 2006 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 09:46

Let me try that again...</p... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by LJD | March 24, 2006 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LJD:

Let me try that again...

Attractive, soft and bright pink color, a delicate and complex bouquet with strawberry rose petal. The palate is generous, round, and soft, yet brisk and firm with wonderfully balanced richness. Finishes with a nice length and grip. Very versatile, will pair well with sauced beef or pork...

...and the wine's just o.k.

32. Posted by LJD | March 24, 2006 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 09:47

"Sogno Uno was our second c... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Hamish | March 24, 2006 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hamish:

"Sogno Uno was our second choice for a name. My personal favorite, 'Chateau Bukkake Soixante-Neuf,' didn't test as well with focus groups."

33. Posted by Hamish | March 24, 2006 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 09:52

"No. I said it had a RO-bu... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by No One of Consequence | March 24, 2006 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

"No. I said it had a RO-bust flavor."

34. Posted by No One of Consequence | March 24, 2006 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 09:52

And if you don't like the w... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Tim | March 24, 2006 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim:

And if you don't like the wine, you should see what I can do with the bottle!

35. Posted by Tim | March 24, 2006 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 09:55

I just find it disgusting w... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by yetanotherjohn | March 24, 2006 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

I just find it disgusting when people use wine to sell sex. Sex should be valued on its own merits. We don't need to cater to the perverted oeniphiles among us with their filthy references to head, body and aftertaste.

36. Posted by yetanotherjohn | March 24, 2006 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 10:12

I think this qualifies as d... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by yetanotherjohn | March 24, 2006 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

I think this qualifies as diversifying your portfolio assets.

37. Posted by yetanotherjohn | March 24, 2006 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 10:14

If you stare at this pictur... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by bluesharper | March 24, 2006 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bluesharper:

If you stare at this picture long enough, eventually you will see a wine bottle and a glass in the foreground.

38. Posted by bluesharper | March 24, 2006 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 10:23

"How you doin'?"... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Master Shake | March 24, 2006 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Master Shake:

"How you doin'?"

39. Posted by Master Shake | March 24, 2006 10:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 10:25

Sales of the new wine dropp... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by bullwinkle | March 24, 2006 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

Sales of the new wine dropped instantly when the story leaked that Ron Jeremy personally installed the cork in every bottle.

40. Posted by bullwinkle | March 24, 2006 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 10:33

Nice rack... of wine. ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by lawhawk | March 24, 2006 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

Nice rack... of wine.

If at first you don't succeed, get her another glass of wine.

Miles would have no problem drinking this merlot, especially if it came with the owner.

41. Posted by lawhawk | March 24, 2006 10:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 10:42

Chairman of the Committee t... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Nylda | March 24, 2006 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

Chairman of the Committee to Elect Bill Clinton to a 3rd Term.

42. Posted by Nylda | March 24, 2006 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 10:50

1: "Of course I scored</... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by kbiel | March 24, 2006 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kbiel:

1: "Of course I scored well with all the wine tasters."

2: "New wine mogul shows off her grape press."

3: "And remember, white wines always go well with blonds and reds go well with brunettes."

43. Posted by kbiel | March 24, 2006 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 10:57

the origional champagne gla... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by billburz | March 24, 2006 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

the origional champagne glass was shaped like Marie Antoinette's breast, and this cabernet glass, well, its the breast one available.

44. Posted by billburz | March 24, 2006 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 10:59

Now tell me the truth Bill.... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Fatbutcute | March 24, 2006 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fatbutcute:

Now tell me the truth Bill. Is Hillary going to run for president?

45. Posted by Fatbutcute | March 24, 2006 11:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 11:00

Gives a jug of wine a whole... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by SILVER BULLET | March 24, 2006 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

Gives a jug of wine a whole new meaning!
Drink up, y'all.
SB

46. Posted by SILVER BULLET | March 24, 2006 11:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 11:24

"Mmmm, what a nice bouquet.... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Peter F. | March 24, 2006 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Mmmm, what a nice bouquet. Hey! Why did you slap me?"

47. Posted by Peter F. | March 24, 2006 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 11:31

"Is that a corkscrew in you... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by The Ugly American | March 24, 2006 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Ugly American:

"Is that a corkscrew in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

48. Posted by The Ugly American | March 24, 2006 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 11:35

After I took this picture a... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Norm | March 24, 2006 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

After I took this picture at her request, you can't imagine what happened...first I put the camera down on the coffee table, then I took my wine glass, then i told her to get her friggin legs off the couch and give me some space and pass the remote...Gonzaga blew a 17 point lead...DAMN!

49. Posted by Norm | March 24, 2006 11:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 11:38

Why don't you take the foil... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by wishfulthinking | March 24, 2006 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wishfulthinking:

Why don't you take the foil off that bottle and move it closer, dear. I don't want to be left high and dry again.

50. Posted by wishfulthinking | March 24, 2006 11:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 11:46

"Great legs, a full body, a... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | March 24, 2006 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim in Cleveland:

"Great legs, a full body, and a great finish. And the wine isn't bad, either."

51. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | March 24, 2006 11:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 11:51

Does "hubada-hubada-hubada-... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by docjim505 | March 24, 2006 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
docjim505:

Does "hubada-hubada-hubada-hubada" count as a caption?

52. Posted by docjim505 | March 24, 2006 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 12:00

Caption "The only thing wro... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by cubanbob | March 24, 2006 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
cubanbob:

Caption "The only thing wrong with this picture is that I'm not in it!"

53. Posted by cubanbob | March 24, 2006 12:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 12:11

"James Bond... you always w... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Hoodlumman | March 24, 2006 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hoodlumman:

"James Bond... you always were a... cunning linguist."

54. Posted by Hoodlumman | March 24, 2006 12:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 12:32

A bottle of Sogno Uno with ... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by jab | March 24, 2006 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jab:

A bottle of Sogno Uno with a rating of "91":
$35

A set of Riedel Sommeliers Bordeaux Glasses from Williams-Sonoma:
$99

Your own porno movie with Savanna Samson:
PRICELESS!!

55. Posted by jab | March 24, 2006 12:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 12:35

This is how Hillary looks i... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by EdMcGon | March 24, 2006 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
EdMcGon:

This is how Hillary looks in Bill's wine goggles.

Mind you, that is NOT the first bottle of wine.

56. Posted by EdMcGon | March 24, 2006 12:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 12:59

Goes down smooth and easy, ... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by ken | March 24, 2006 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ken:

Goes down smooth and easy, with a happy finish.

57. Posted by ken | March 24, 2006 1:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 13:03

Titled: Maureen Dowd In Dra... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Faith+1 | March 24, 2006 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Titled: Maureen Dowd In Drag, A Self Portrait

58. Posted by Faith+1 | March 24, 2006 1:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 13:21

"Dear, the man at the wine ... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by OregonMuse | March 24, 2006 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"Dear, the man at the wine counter told me that Sogno Uno is Italian for 'uni-breasted strumpet'. What's that supposed to mean"?

59. Posted by OregonMuse | March 24, 2006 1:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 13:29

Do these goblets make my br... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by n757ct | March 24, 2006 1:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
n757ct:

Do these goblets make my breasts look small?

60. Posted by n757ct | March 24, 2006 1:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 13:41

Getting closer to the Ameri... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Michael | March 24, 2006 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael:

Getting closer to the American male dream - a porn star who brews her own inviting YOU to spend some time with HER.

61. Posted by Michael | March 24, 2006 1:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 13:54

"Magumbos" the new wine fro... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Peter F. | March 24, 2006 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Magumbos" the new wine from Ernest & Julio Gallo.

62. Posted by Peter F. | March 24, 2006 2:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 14:23

Hooters introduces it's new... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Norman | March 24, 2006 2:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norman:

Hooters introduces it's new home delivery service!

63. Posted by Norman | March 24, 2006 2:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 14:39

"I wonder when would be the... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Master Shake | March 24, 2006 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Master Shake:

"I wonder when would be the best time to tell him I'm a pre-op tranny?"

64. Posted by Master Shake | March 24, 2006 2:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 14:56

Sogno Uno - all you need is... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by HankF | March 24, 2006 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HankF:

Sogno Uno - all you need is a corkscrew, hand cream and tissues.

65. Posted by HankF | March 24, 2006 3:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 15:10

Opening his third bottle of... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by smitty | March 24, 2006 3:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitty:

Opening his third bottle of wine, Bill Clinton finally starts getting amorous toward Hillary.

66. Posted by smitty | March 24, 2006 3:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 15:12

2008: This week Gallo gidd... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by HankF | March 24, 2006 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HankF:

2008: This week Gallo giddily annouced the latest Samson offering, Songo Uno 19, which Parker described as "sweeter than poon tang".

67. Posted by HankF | March 24, 2006 3:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 15:20

"Of course their not real. ... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Big E | March 24, 2006 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Big E:

"Of course their not real. Now, could you possibly use TWO hands to take the picture? I dont have all day to hang out here and frankly I'm more than just a little uncomfortable with how this is going..."

"I'm sorry, did you say something?"

68. Posted by Big E | March 24, 2006 3:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 15:23

"We will sell no breas... u... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by mesablue | March 24, 2006 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mesablue:

"We will sell no breas... um, er, wine before it's time"

69. Posted by mesablue | March 24, 2006 3:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 15:35

Wow! It's a good thing we t... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by wishfulthinking | March 24, 2006 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wishfulthinking:

Wow! It's a good thing we tested that one! The bulb at the end didn't help at all.

Now take the busted pink one off the bottle and try the ribbed one. Maybe ribs will make it stronger.

70. Posted by wishfulthinking | March 24, 2006 4:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 16:09

"We will sell no wine (hic)... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Peter F. | March 24, 2006 4:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"We will sell no wine (hic) before...Holy Rosebud! Check out that bimbo's wine rack!" --Orsen Wells from beyond the grave.

71. Posted by Peter F. | March 24, 2006 4:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 16:18

We finally see "The Contine... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by jaymaster | March 24, 2006 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jaymaster:

We finally see "The Continental" from Christopher Walken's view.

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Posted on March 24, 2006 16:20

Runner up for "The Face of ... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by epador | March 24, 2006 4:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

Runner up for "The Face of VD" picture contest.

73. Posted by epador | March 24, 2006 4:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 16:41

In her latest movie, Savann... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by jaymaster | March 24, 2006 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jaymaster:

In her latest movie, Savanna satisfies her two greatest passions (sex and wine), as she teams up with Asian porn star "Bamboo" for a sex filled romp through California wine country. If you're into inter-racial lesbian action, and wine, don't miss "Sideways"!

74. Posted by jaymaster | March 24, 2006 4:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 16:43

Wine & Cheesecake... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Dodo David | March 24, 2006 5:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Wine & Cheesecake

75. Posted by Dodo David | March 24, 2006 5:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 17:08

Wanted: A corkscrew . . . m... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Dodo David | March 24, 2006 5:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Wanted: A corkscrew . . . minus the cork.

76. Posted by Dodo David | March 24, 2006 5:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 17:16

Corkscrew this!... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Dodo David | March 24, 2006 5:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Corkscrew this!

77. Posted by Dodo David | March 24, 2006 5:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 17:19

Porn, alcohol,and gaudy fur... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by doug | March 24, 2006 7:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
doug:

Porn, alcohol,and gaudy furniture.Ain't America great?

78. Posted by doug | March 24, 2006 7:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 19:21

Red wine? You're supposed ... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Dodo David | March 24, 2006 8:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Red wine? You're supposed to drink white wine with things that smell fishy.

79. Posted by Dodo David | March 24, 2006 8:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 20:01

Cheney's Suite requirements... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by fustian | March 24, 2006 8:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Cheney's Suite requirements include Fox on the TV and Sprite in the fridge.

Clinton's Suite requirements include a fox on the couch and a half gallon bottle of wine with a dancing animal on the label.

And he'll need ice with that.

80. Posted by fustian | March 24, 2006 8:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 20:18

Would you care to drink fro... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Thom | March 24, 2006 8:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thom:

Would you care to drink from the glass? The bottle? Or my personal "Decanters" ?????

81. Posted by Thom | March 24, 2006 8:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 20:19

I hadn't tried Sideways<... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 24, 2006 8:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

I hadn't tried Sideways before, but now I was willing to give it a try.

82. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 24, 2006 8:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 20:52

Wine so exciting, it comes ... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 24, 2006 8:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Wine so exciting, it comes with its own condom.

83. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 24, 2006 8:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 20:53

With jugs like hers, who ne... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Dodo David | March 24, 2006 9:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

With jugs like hers, who needs the bottle?

84. Posted by Dodo David | March 24, 2006 9:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 21:34

"Hi Big Boy! If I look lik... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Hornet | March 24, 2006 9:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hornet:

"Hi Big Boy! If I look like this after the first bottle, imagine how I'll look after you finish the bottle in front of you...and how I'll look in the morning."

85. Posted by Hornet | March 24, 2006 9:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 21:45

That's it, Lady. Drink unt... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Dodo David | March 24, 2006 9:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

That's it, Lady. Drink until you're easy . . . if you aren't already.

86. Posted by Dodo David | March 24, 2006 9:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 21:59

I'll taste Miss Merlot here... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Dodo David | March 24, 2006 10:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

I'll taste Miss Merlot here.
You can taste whatever is in the bottle.

87. Posted by Dodo David | March 24, 2006 10:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 22:17

"When your glass is half-em... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Tom M | March 24, 2006 10:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom M:

"When your glass is half-empty, it is good that your girl is half-full".

88. Posted by Tom M | March 24, 2006 10:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 22:34

How did you get a photo of ... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by shark | March 24, 2006 11:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
shark:

How did you get a photo of my girlfriend??!?!

89. Posted by shark | March 24, 2006 11:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 23:24

French desperation evident ... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 24, 2006 11:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

French desperation evident in latest strategy to end U.S. wine boycott.

90. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 24, 2006 11:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 23:32

HOMEWORK with miss Lafay... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by virgo | March 24, 2006 11:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
virgo:

HOMEWORK with miss Lafaye..

91. Posted by virgo | March 24, 2006 11:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 23:35

"I think you'll find that t... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Giacomo | March 24, 2006 11:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"I think you'll find that this vintage is particularly smooth on the tongue, with a delightful finish."

92. Posted by Giacomo | March 24, 2006 11:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 24, 2006 23:48

Wine is fine, 'but lick her... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by scrapiron | March 25, 2006 12:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scrapiron:

Wine is fine, 'but lick her is quicker'

93. Posted by scrapiron | March 25, 2006 12:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 25, 2006 00:13

Wet me swip into sompting m... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by moflcky | March 25, 2006 12:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
moflcky:

Wet me swip into sompting more comfwetable.

ah, now feew wefreshed!

94. Posted by moflcky | March 25, 2006 12:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 25, 2006 00:27

Objects in this scene are s... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Ken | March 25, 2006 2:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken:

Objects in this scene are smaller than they appear?

95. Posted by Ken | March 25, 2006 2:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 25, 2006 02:29

Wine, Woman, and.. is that ... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Ken | March 25, 2006 2:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken:

Wine, Woman, and.. is that an image of the prophet?!!
Death to the zinfendel!

96. Posted by Ken | March 25, 2006 2:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 25, 2006 02:32

Zeasorb-AF Super Absorbant ... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Charles V | March 25, 2006 1:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charles V:

Zeasorb-AF Super Absorbant Antifungal Powder. Cures and soothes athletes foot, jock itch and ringworm. At your local pharmacy now.

97. Posted by Charles V | March 25, 2006 1:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 25, 2006 13:49

Hi big boy, why don't you b... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by TF | March 25, 2006 8:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TF:

Hi big boy, why don't you bring your goblet over here. I'll hold it for you. Yes, bring the bottle. The one with the pink tip..er...shaft....er....top. I'll hold it as well. Oh! I seem to be out of hands. If I hold the bottle between these goblets, can you pop the cork?

98. Posted by TF | March 25, 2006 8:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 25, 2006 20:05

You don't want to know how ... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by he hate me | March 26, 2006 8:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
he hate me:

You don't want to know how we crush the grapes.

99. Posted by he hate me | March 26, 2006 8:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 26, 2006 20:40

Update: <... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Kevin | March 27, 2006 1:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

100. Posted by Kevin | March 27, 2006 1:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 27, 2006 01:40




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