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Comments (121)
"He won't be staying at the... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Maggie | March 31, 2006 7:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"He won't be staying at the Y....M....C....A!"
1. Posted by Maggie | March 31, 2006 7:16 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 07:16
2. Posted by Teflon93 | March 31, 2006 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"New for 2006---the Moonbat Battering Ram!"
2. Posted by Teflon93 | March 31, 2006 7:19 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 07:19
3. Posted by KP | March 31, 2006 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cindy feels an unexpected surge of pleasure as she's carried away from the demonstration.
3. Posted by KP | March 31, 2006 7:39 AM |
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4. Posted by JP | March 31, 2006 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Operatives from the Democratic Party use Cindy Sheehan in an attempt to break through to the American electorate.
4. Posted by JP | March 31, 2006 7:40 AM |
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5. Posted by Giacomo | March 31, 2006 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
His parents appropriately dressed in riot gear, a young french slacker gets thrown into his first place of employment against his will.
5. Posted by Giacomo | March 31, 2006 7:44 AM |
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6. Posted by justanidea | March 31, 2006 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"EVERY BODY, INTO THE POOL!!!!" "SPLASH"
6. Posted by justanidea | March 31, 2006 7:45 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 07:45
7. Posted by Imhotep | March 31, 2006 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The "double fisting" technique, shown here, can be used to haul away moonbat demonstrators.
7. Posted by Imhotep | March 31, 2006 7:45 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 07:45
8. Posted by plebe | March 31, 2006 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, can you drop me off at the unemployment office?
8. Posted by plebe | March 31, 2006 7:46 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 07:46
9. Posted by Giacomo | March 31, 2006 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Congressional police do something the voters should have done a long time ago, and forcibly remove Rep. Cynthia McKinney from the premises.
9. Posted by Giacomo | March 31, 2006 7:46 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 07:46
10. Posted by Ian Hamet | March 31, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Even two gendarmes working together couldn't find the protester's easy-carry handle.
10. Posted by Ian Hamet | March 31, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 07:48
11. Posted by plebe | March 31, 2006 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How do you not understand?...I surrender!!!
11. Posted by plebe | March 31, 2006 7:52 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 07:52
12. Posted by Faith+1 | March 31, 2006 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bob, Sam and Ted Shwatrz never let their conjoined birth defect prevent them from reaching their dream of being police officers.
12. Posted by Faith+1 | March 31, 2006 7:55 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 07:55
13. Posted by markm | March 31, 2006 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dateline Paris France
A teenage rioting leg and foot assembly had to be subdued via a tag team nut grab. The leg and foot assembly was apparently rioting in an ironic protest of it's torso being fired from the Le' Squirt Water Cannon factory. The UWCW local 645 Chairmand could not be reached for comment.
13. Posted by markm | March 31, 2006 7:56 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 07:56
14. Posted by Faith+1 | March 31, 2006 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Riot police employ the less lethal "chicken choke" hold on a protestor.
14. Posted by Faith+1 | March 31, 2006 7:57 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 07:57
15. Posted by Rick13 | March 31, 2006 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
French police unveil the new "Moon-Battering ram".
15. Posted by Rick13 | March 31, 2006 7:57 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 07:57
16. Posted by Rick13 | March 31, 2006 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I should really read the other posts before posting my own! Sorry, Teflon!
16. Posted by Rick13 | March 31, 2006 7:58 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 07:58
17. Posted by Cybrludite | March 31, 2006 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
17. Posted by Cybrludite | March 31, 2006 8:12 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 08:12
18. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"First, Make a wish!"
18. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:15 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 08:15
19. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Andrew Sullivan? Again?"
19. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:18 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 08:18
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The hardest part about capturing a Butt Monkey is the extraction process.
(or in this case Butt Minkey)
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:19 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 08:19
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ok so we lied when we said hold still this won't hurt a bit."
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:20 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 08:20
22. Posted by Brian | March 31, 2006 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gendarmes attempt to pull the head out of the rear end of a student who believes he should have the "right" to a job even the the employer doesn't want him.
22. Posted by Brian | March 31, 2006 8:22 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 08:22
23. Posted by Matt | March 31, 2006 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Schmidt's Beer! When you're thirsty, and you're gay!
Seriously, though. I think Maggie won it with the first comment.
23. Posted by Matt | March 31, 2006 8:26 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 08:26
24. Posted by Tango | March 31, 2006 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Getting carried off by police is worth 25 points in the zany new game that is sweeping Europe, "Protest for the sake of Protesting." Other ways of scoring include dumping thousands of kilos of cheese in a public place (50 points) - popular among government subsidized dairy farmers and fire-bombing political cartoon publishers (100 points).
24. Posted by Tango | March 31, 2006 8:32 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 08:32
25. Posted by BlogDog | March 31, 2006 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A protester considers writing his memoir: "Sole on Ice."
25. Posted by BlogDog | March 31, 2006 8:37 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 08:37
26. Posted by heymike | March 31, 2006 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Make a wish!" "No you first!" Okay here goes....
26. Posted by heymike | March 31, 2006 8:40 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 08:40
27. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cop: "Honest Mr. Aylward, Oliver Willis didn't put us up to this, we don't even read his blog."
Kevin: "I didn't say he was a blogger."
27. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:45 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 08:45
28. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 31, 2006 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't ask Don't Tell.
28. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 31, 2006 8:46 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 08:46
29. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 31, 2006 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What happens in a French riot, stays in a French riot.
29. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 31, 2006 8:47 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 08:47
30. Posted by Cullen | March 31, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
... take one down, pass it around, 99 protestors gonna claim their civil rights were violated.
30. Posted by Cullen | March 31, 2006 8:55 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 08:55
31. Posted by radio free fred | March 31, 2006 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
French Unveil New Crotch Rocket!
31. Posted by radio free fred | March 31, 2006 9:01 AM |
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32. Posted by chevy1956 | March 31, 2006 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The French government has employed what the ACLU deemed a "questionable technique" to decide once and for all if there was truth to the "big hands, big feet" theory.
32. Posted by chevy1956 | March 31, 2006 9:12 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 09:12
33. Posted by Jeff the Baptist | March 31, 2006 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The French unleash their own nuclear option -- the atomic wedgie.
33. Posted by Jeff the Baptist | March 31, 2006 9:12 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 09:12
34. Posted by Tongueboy | March 31, 2006 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You tell everybody. Listen to me, Hatcher. You've gotta tell them! Soylent Green is people! We've gotta stop them somehow!"
34. Posted by Tongueboy | March 31, 2006 9:22 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 09:22
35. Posted by Dave Mong | March 31, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Today in Mos Eisley, France, Stormtroopers Henri and Jean Luc capture a notorious cheese eating surrender Monkey.
Henri was overheard to say, "you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany".
35. Posted by Dave Mong | March 31, 2006 9:25 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 09:25
36. Posted by bullwinkle | March 31, 2006 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's safe to pick them up this way due to the fact that they all lack testicles and spines.
36. Posted by bullwinkle | March 31, 2006 9:35 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 09:35
37. Posted by Duke DeLand | March 31, 2006 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hard-Headed Liberals make the BEST rams for breaking down doors!"
37. Posted by Duke DeLand | March 31, 2006 9:57 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 09:57
38. Posted by Doug | March 31, 2006 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pierre assumed that once he got out of High School he would stop getting wedgies from the cool kids. DOH!
38. Posted by Doug | March 31, 2006 10:04 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 10:04
39. Posted by bill burz | March 31, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
so a dixlexic say, wake a mish! and mish got up cranky.
39. Posted by bill burz | March 31, 2006 10:10 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 10:10
40. Posted by Rick | March 31, 2006 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If you grab 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow..."
40. Posted by Rick | March 31, 2006 10:13 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 10:13
41. Posted by elvis | March 31, 2006 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tony Blair is to announce his resignation by Christmas, members of his inner circle believe.
41. Posted by elvis | March 31, 2006 10:21 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 10:21
42. Posted by spacemonkey | March 31, 2006 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
THATS...
[step]
NOT...
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MY...
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HANDLE!!!
42. Posted by spacemonkey | March 31, 2006 10:21 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 10:21
43. Posted by DaveD | March 31, 2006 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Adidas, proud to be the shoe of choice of active French protesters everywhere!"
43. Posted by DaveD | March 31, 2006 10:21 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 10:21
44. Posted by Nathan Bradfield | March 31, 2006 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Get a good 'grip', Stan, because we really have to RAM through those protestors."
44. Posted by Nathan Bradfield | March 31, 2006 10:25 AM |
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45. Posted by DaveD | March 31, 2006 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
To Pierre his multiple arrests in protests were less about ideology but more a means to regularly satisfy his sexual fantasies.
45. Posted by DaveD | March 31, 2006 10:28 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 10:28
46. Posted by Andrew Jackson | March 31, 2006 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Singing Higher These Days
46. Posted by Andrew Jackson | March 31, 2006 10:33 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 10:33
47. Posted by Arc | March 31, 2006 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free-
Flying away on a wing and a prayer...
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me."
47. Posted by Arc | March 31, 2006 10:34 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 10:34
48. Posted by yetanotherjohn | March 31, 2006 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In an effort to explain the new employment laws, French riot police demonstrated to students exactly how job terminations would be handled.
48. Posted by yetanotherjohn | March 31, 2006 10:35 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 10:35
49. Posted by yetanotherjohn | March 31, 2006 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pierre wasn't sure about Egalite, but felt that the riot police's over abundance of Fraternity was definately impacting his Liberte.
49. Posted by yetanotherjohn | March 31, 2006 10:43 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 10:43
50. Posted by jumbo | March 31, 2006 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jobs-protesters, still having not caught on to why the country doesn't have enough money to hire them, once again provided full employment for the gendarmerie.
With the French economy in free-fall, the currency worhless and basic goods and services unavailable, starving Parisian gendarmes preparing to storm the Bastille are reduced to using an improvised "Battering Jacque".
"You should have thought about that when you swallowed the pepper-gas canister."
50. Posted by jumbo | March 31, 2006 10:50 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 10:50
51. Posted by ztp | March 31, 2006 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
New Shoes for the protest, 60 dollars
Spraypaint, cardboard, and a stick for your sign, 30 dollars
Bus fare to Paris, 10 dollars
Having two cops in riot gear lift you off the ground by your balls while someone photographs your ass and puts it on the internet, priceless
51. Posted by ztp | March 31, 2006 10:52 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 10:52
52. Posted by Semanticleo | March 31, 2006 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn these peaceful protests!
I could use a good riot.
52. Posted by Semanticleo | March 31, 2006 10:57 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 10:57
53. Posted by Big E | March 31, 2006 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Two French police officers take some time during a long shift to relax as they prepare to play a game of pampered whiny socialist bowling.
53. Posted by Big E | March 31, 2006 10:58 AM |
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54. Posted by Norm | March 31, 2006 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Make a wish, then pull!
54. Posted by Norm | March 31, 2006 11:18 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 11:18
55. Posted by jack | March 31, 2006 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
French riot-police demonstrate how to extract a confession and a DNA sample at the same time.
55. Posted by jack | March 31, 2006 11:23 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 11:23
56. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 31, 2006 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1. Singing... "Chirac got the gold mine, I got the shaft..."
2. This Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey to be captured, tagged and returned to the wild. Isn't she a beaut?
3. Confronted with a hostile situation, this demonstrator assumes the reflexive French posture.
56. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 31, 2006 11:25 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 11:25
57. Posted by DDT | March 31, 2006 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pierce Bush busted for taking home remedy tips from Noelle..
57. Posted by DDT | March 31, 2006 11:26 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 11:26
58. Posted by lakestate | March 31, 2006 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What happens in Paris...
Stays in Paris.
58. Posted by lakestate | March 31, 2006 11:30 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 11:30
59. Posted by radio free fred | March 31, 2006 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Gay French Police Are Out Of Control."
59. Posted by radio free fred | March 31, 2006 11:33 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 11:33
60. Posted by radio free fred | March 31, 2006 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Original French Tickler.
60. Posted by radio free fred | March 31, 2006 11:36 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 11:36
61. Posted by radio free fred | March 31, 2006 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"French Police Hustle Michael Jackson Though Crowd."
61. Posted by radio free fred | March 31, 2006 11:44 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 11:44
62. Posted by lawhawk | March 31, 2006 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
These cops never heard of the axiom, if at first you don't succeed, buy him another beer...
Those cops are wishing that they had a different type of protection after this riot duty...
Brokeback Paris took on a whole new meaning today as riot police got to know Jacques in the biblical sense...
62. Posted by lawhawk | March 31, 2006 11:48 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 11:48
63. Posted by radio free fred | March 31, 2006 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"French Police Hustle Michael Jackson Through Crowd."
63. Posted by radio free fred | March 31, 2006 11:49 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 11:49
64. Posted by Robert Hardy | March 31, 2006 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Go ahead, Pull my finger"
64. Posted by Robert Hardy | March 31, 2006 11:56 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 11:56
65. Posted by Tim McNabb | March 31, 2006 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Make a wish.
65. Posted by Tim McNabb | March 31, 2006 11:57 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 11:57
66. Posted by Peter F. | March 31, 2006 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Those aren't pillows!
66. Posted by Peter F. | March 31, 2006 12:07 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 12:07
67. Posted by Tom | March 31, 2006 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here we see French police utilizing the seldom used but highly effective French Tickler restraining hold.
67. Posted by Tom | March 31, 2006 12:15 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 12:15
68. Posted by Murdoc | March 31, 2006 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hard to tell, but isn't that Rep. Cynthia McKinney's (D-Ga.) good side?
68. Posted by Murdoc | March 31, 2006 12:31 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 12:31
69. Posted by wavemaker | March 31, 2006 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Karlrovian Storm Troopers Feed Another Deaniac into the Wood Chipper"
69. Posted by wavemaker | March 31, 2006 12:36 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 12:36
70. Posted by Headzero | March 31, 2006 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Police prepare to demonstrate the new SuperDave (tm) Battering Ram.
70. Posted by Headzero | March 31, 2006 12:40 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 12:40
71. Posted by Eric | March 31, 2006 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How do you say in French, "Oh my freaking nuts!"?
71. Posted by Eric | March 31, 2006 12:45 PM |
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72. Posted by Eric | March 31, 2006 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My hand is wet. I tell you Pierre, this kid he pissed his pants."
72. Posted by Eric | March 31, 2006 12:48 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 12:48
73. Posted by MikeB | March 31, 2006 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Striking fear into the protestor's hearts, French police unveil their new secret crowd control method....
"Le Wedgie d'Atom !"
- MikeB
73. Posted by MikeB | March 31, 2006 12:58 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 12:58
74. Posted by Tim | March 31, 2006 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I told you I'd surrender! I'm french aren't I?
74. Posted by Tim | March 31, 2006 1:08 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 13:08
75. Posted by Rachel Edith | March 31, 2006 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wasn't his name Shoveass?"
"Cesar Chavez. It is a proper noun not a verb."
75. Posted by Rachel Edith | March 31, 2006 1:10 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 13:10
76. Posted by stan25 | March 31, 2006 1:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Associated Press has issued a statement saying that George W Bush is the person responible for the French labor riots.
76. Posted by stan25 | March 31, 2006 1:23 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 13:23
77. Posted by HankF | March 31, 2006 1:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
you - - let - - go! Jacques! You know its my turn for the cavity search!
77. Posted by HankF | March 31, 2006 1:23 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 13:23
78. Posted by stan25 | March 31, 2006 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where are Jessie Jackson, Calypo Louie and the Rev Al? This needs their undivided attention. The French protesters civil rights are being violated.
78. Posted by stan25 | March 31, 2006 1:27 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 13:27
79. Posted by Brett | March 31, 2006 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, while you guys are down there, could you help me get that squirrel out?
79. Posted by Brett | March 31, 2006 1:33 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 13:33
80. Posted by Tom | March 31, 2006 1:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"After all this, I expect you guys will at least take me out to dinner?!"
Tom
Doctrine Matters
80. Posted by Tom | March 31, 2006 1:42 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 13:42
81. Posted by c | March 31, 2006 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mon Dieu, not another trip to PMITD* prison!
*pound-me-in-the-derriere
81. Posted by c | March 31, 2006 1:44 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 13:44
82. Posted by Falze | March 31, 2006 2:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
[ok, you need to have followed the Moussaoui outbursts to get this one]
Soldiers of the homosexual crusade prepare to batter down another muslim obstacle in their own special way.
82. Posted by Falze | March 31, 2006 2:09 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 14:09
83. Posted by kbiel | March 31, 2006 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Go ahead and grab him there. It won't hurt him; he' French.
83. Posted by kbiel | March 31, 2006 2:44 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 14:44
84. Posted by SILVER BULLET | March 31, 2006 2:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They could have at least kissed me first!
84. Posted by SILVER BULLET | March 31, 2006 2:45 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 14:45
85. Posted by Steve | March 31, 2006 2:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What...the French aren't used to being emasculated like this everyday?
85. Posted by Steve | March 31, 2006 2:49 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 14:49
86. Posted by smitty | March 31, 2006 3:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a crackdown on excessive hairyness, police arrest French woman for mandatory leg shaving.
86. Posted by smitty | March 31, 2006 3:36 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 15:36
87. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 4:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...but each Gendarme can carry two female protesters by using the 6-pack technique.
87. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 4:06 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 16:06
88. Posted by epador | March 31, 2006 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After month's of frustration, two French police get their gift from the European "Make a Wish Foundation."
88. Posted by epador | March 31, 2006 4:46 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 16:46
89. Posted by JimK | March 31, 2006 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cop 1: No, it's not the smell
Cop 2: Well what is it then?
Cop 1: It's that "splorch" sound it makes when we pull our hands out. I hear it in my sleep, man.
89. Posted by JimK | March 31, 2006 4:50 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 16:50
90. Posted by stan25 | March 31, 2006 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where are the Brokeback Mountain cowboys? We need them to put their brand on this critter
90. Posted by stan25 | March 31, 2006 5:07 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 17:07
91. Posted by DaveD | March 31, 2006 6:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You don't think anyone will notice that we're holding hands, do you?"
91. Posted by DaveD | March 31, 2006 6:07 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 18:07
92. Posted by The Random Yak | March 31, 2006 6:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Police then escorted Ms. Sheehan from the scene..."
92. Posted by The Random Yak | March 31, 2006 6:22 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 18:22
93. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | March 31, 2006 6:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A picture of the French fighting goose.
93. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | March 31, 2006 6:33 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 18:33
94. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 31, 2006 6:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Muslim riots break out worldwide over French "sole showing" incident. Bin Laden said to be outraged at French provocation.
94. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 31, 2006 6:56 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 18:56
95. Posted by Andrew Jackson | March 31, 2006 7:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Andrew Sullivan is Jealous
95. Posted by Andrew Jackson | March 31, 2006 7:30 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 19:30
96. Posted by virgo | March 31, 2006 7:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is how Ms Mckinney would have been treated if she were not afro american !
96. Posted by virgo | March 31, 2006 7:32 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 19:32
97. Posted by bains | March 31, 2006 7:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After unintentionally overhearing Sharon Stone's advice to his girl friend, "Todd" mistakenly asks Sharon to show him what a BJ is.
97. Posted by bains | March 31, 2006 7:53 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 19:53
98. Posted by moyibi | March 31, 2006 8:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While on coffee break, the Luc and Jacques decide to prove they could beat any other partnership in a quick game of 'wheelbarrow.'
98. Posted by moyibi | March 31, 2006 8:07 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 20:07
99. Posted by Jason | March 31, 2006 9:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This summer, Gerard Depardieu and Johnny Depp star in "Brokeback Gendarme."
99. Posted by Jason | March 31, 2006 9:02 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 21:02
100. Posted by Lynn | March 31, 2006 9:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Burt, are you sure he ate your car keys?
100. Posted by Lynn | March 31, 2006 9:50 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 21:50
101. Posted by Clioman | March 31, 2006 10:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Howard Dean finally gets something to REALLY shout 'yyeeaaahhhh' about.
101. Posted by Clioman | March 31, 2006 10:25 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 22:25
102. Posted by radio free fred | March 31, 2006 10:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"A Ram A Dam A Dingo?" "Don't Mind If I Do."
102. Posted by radio free fred | March 31, 2006 10:55 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 22:55
103. Posted by radio free fred | March 31, 2006 11:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Policemen Hold Balls On Same Night."
103. Posted by radio free fred | March 31, 2006 11:15 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 23:15
104. Posted by Uncle Mikey | April 1, 2006 12:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Modern French crowd control techniques make protesters yearn for the days of flogging, or at least the chokehold.
P.S. If Tongueboy had used "Soylent Pinot Noir" it would have won
104. Posted by Uncle Mikey | April 1, 2006 12:03 AM |
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Posted on April 1, 2006 00:03
105. Posted by Charles V | April 1, 2006 12:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The soldiers felt elated as they carried what would become dinner for the fatiqued troops.
105. Posted by Charles V | April 1, 2006 12:45 AM |
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Posted on April 1, 2006 00:45
106. Posted by Lord Floppington | April 1, 2006 1:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Julian "Sweetcheeks" Hascomb realizes his dream: playing the "criminal" placed under "arrest" by the San Francisco Storm Trooper Fetishist Club at their annual Bar-be-que and Jamboree, March 24-26, 2006.
106. Posted by Lord Floppington | April 1, 2006 1:54 AM |
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Posted on April 1, 2006 01:54
107. Posted by Ken | April 1, 2006 2:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another Frenchman off to learn some Greek.
107. Posted by Ken | April 1, 2006 2:07 AM |
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Posted on April 1, 2006 02:07
108. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | April 1, 2006 2:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is how we keep count of our arrests, son; if you want the troops out of Iraq, we'll rip off your left leg and if you want them to stay, we'll rip off your right one."
108. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | April 1, 2006 2:25 AM |
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Posted on April 1, 2006 02:25
109. Posted by charles austin | April 1, 2006 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Never let it be said that the Paris gendarmmes won't give you the courtesy of a reacharound.
109. Posted by charles austin | April 1, 2006 11:15 AM |
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Posted on April 1, 2006 11:15
110. Posted by charles austin | April 1, 2006 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's the shoes. It's gotta be the shoes.
110. Posted by charles austin | April 1, 2006 11:15 AM |
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Posted on April 1, 2006 11:15
111. Posted by charles austin | April 1, 2006 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, ze Europeans, zey are zo zophisticated.
111. Posted by charles austin | April 1, 2006 11:16 AM |
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Posted on April 1, 2006 11:16
112. Posted by charles austin | April 1, 2006 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Harry Reid: "And here we see yet another failure of the Bush administration."
112. Posted by charles austin | April 1, 2006 11:18 AM |
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Posted on April 1, 2006 11:18
113. Posted by charles austin | April 1, 2006 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Pierre, did you call Zed yet?"
113. Posted by charles austin | April 1, 2006 11:20 AM |
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Posted on April 1, 2006 11:20
114. Posted by charles austin | April 1, 2006 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The fashion police clear the streets for haute couture day.
114. Posted by charles austin | April 1, 2006 11:21 AM |
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Posted on April 1, 2006 11:21
115. Posted by charles austin | April 1, 2006 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WWF 25: The Pain on the Seine!
115. Posted by charles austin | April 1, 2006 11:22 AM |
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Posted on April 1, 2006 11:22
116. Posted by Ken | April 1, 2006 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"They took away our Tazers but this new nutcracker hold is quite effective."
116. Posted by Ken | April 1, 2006 12:45 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2006 12:45
117. Posted by Ken | April 1, 2006 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Inspector Clouseau prepares for another interrogation into the case of the mysterious croissant formed in the distinct shape of Muhammad.
117. Posted by Ken | April 1, 2006 12:59 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2006 12:59
118. Posted by FormerHostage | April 1, 2006 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Realizing that the protester was in distress, two policemen aid him by removing his head from his a$$.
118. Posted by FormerHostage | April 1, 2006 2:30 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2006 14:30
119. Posted by B. Minich, PI | April 1, 2006 2:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Police meet a roadblock in their efforts to carry the bottom half of the new Levi's jeans manniquin to the downtown department stores.
119. Posted by B. Minich, PI | April 1, 2006 2:49 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2006 14:49
120. Posted by DD | April 1, 2006 7:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cindy Sheehan, the crazy leftist beatnik gets carried away, once again...
120. Posted by DD | April 1, 2006 7:04 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2006 19:04
121. Posted by Kevin | April 3, 2006 1:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
121. Posted by Kevin | April 3, 2006 1:17 AM |
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Posted on April 3, 2006 01:17