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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: March 31, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Riot policemen arrest a protester after a protest against the first job contract law, known as CPE, Tuesday, March 28, 2006 in Paris. Tens of thousands of protesters poured onto France's streets and striking workers hobbled transport services Tuesday, increasing pressure on embattled Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin to withdraw a contested new jobs contract for youths. (AP Photo/Francois Mori)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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"He won't be staying at the... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Maggie | March 31, 2006 7:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

"He won't be staying at the Y....M....C....A!"

1. Posted by Maggie | March 31, 2006 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 07:16

"New for 2006---the Moonbat... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Teflon93 | March 31, 2006 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

"New for 2006---the Moonbat Battering Ram!"

2. Posted by Teflon93 | March 31, 2006 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 07:19

Cindy feels an unexpected s... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by KP | March 31, 2006 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KP:

Cindy feels an unexpected surge of pleasure as she's carried away from the demonstration.

3. Posted by KP | March 31, 2006 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 07:39

Operatives from the Democra... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by JP | March 31, 2006 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JP:

Operatives from the Democratic Party use Cindy Sheehan in an attempt to break through to the American electorate.

4. Posted by JP | March 31, 2006 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 07:40

His parents appropriately d... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Giacomo | March 31, 2006 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

His parents appropriately dressed in riot gear, a young french slacker gets thrown into his first place of employment against his will.

5. Posted by Giacomo | March 31, 2006 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 07:44

"EVERY BODY, INTO THE POOL... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by justanidea | March 31, 2006 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
justanidea:

"EVERY BODY, INTO THE POOL!!!!" "SPLASH"

6. Posted by justanidea | March 31, 2006 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 07:45

The "double fisting" techni... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Imhotep | March 31, 2006 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

The "double fisting" technique, shown here, can be used to haul away moonbat demonstrators.

7. Posted by Imhotep | March 31, 2006 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 07:45

Hey, can you drop me off at... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by plebe | March 31, 2006 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
plebe:

Hey, can you drop me off at the unemployment office?

8. Posted by plebe | March 31, 2006 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 07:46

Congressional police do som... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Giacomo | March 31, 2006 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

Congressional police do something the voters should have done a long time ago, and forcibly remove Rep. Cynthia McKinney from the premises.

9. Posted by Giacomo | March 31, 2006 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 07:46

Even two gendarmes working ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Ian Hamet | March 31, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ian Hamet:

Even two gendarmes working together couldn't find the protester's easy-carry handle.

10. Posted by Ian Hamet | March 31, 2006 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 07:48

How do you not understand?.... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by plebe | March 31, 2006 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
plebe:

How do you not understand?...I surrender!!!

11. Posted by plebe | March 31, 2006 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 07:52

Bob, Sam and Ted Shwatrz ne... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Faith+1 | March 31, 2006 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Bob, Sam and Ted Shwatrz never let their conjoined birth defect prevent them from reaching their dream of being police officers.

12. Posted by Faith+1 | March 31, 2006 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 07:55

Dateline Paris France... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by markm | March 31, 2006 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
markm:

Dateline Paris France

A teenage rioting leg and foot assembly had to be subdued via a tag team nut grab. The leg and foot assembly was apparently rioting in an ironic protest of it's torso being fired from the Le' Squirt Water Cannon factory. The UWCW local 645 Chairmand could not be reached for comment.

13. Posted by markm | March 31, 2006 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 07:56

Riot police employ the less... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Faith+1 | March 31, 2006 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Riot police employ the less lethal "chicken choke" hold on a protestor.

14. Posted by Faith+1 | March 31, 2006 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 07:57

French police unveil the ne... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Rick13 | March 31, 2006 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

French police unveil the new "Moon-Battering ram".

15. Posted by Rick13 | March 31, 2006 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 07:57

I should really read the ot... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rick13 | March 31, 2006 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

I should really read the other posts before posting my own! Sorry, Teflon!

16. Posted by Rick13 | March 31, 2006 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 07:58

Where will you be when your... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Cybrludite | March 31, 2006 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cybrludite:

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

17. Posted by Cybrludite | March 31, 2006 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 08:12

"First, Make a wish!"... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"First, Make a wish!"

18. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 08:15

"Andrew Sullivan? Again?"</... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Andrew Sullivan? Again?"

19. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 08:18

The hardest part about capt... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

The hardest part about capturing a Butt Monkey is the extraction process.

(or in this case Butt Minkey)

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 08:19

"Ok so we lied when we said... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Ok so we lied when we said hold still this won't hurt a bit."

21. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 08:20

Gendarmes attempt to pull t... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Brian | March 31, 2006 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian:

Gendarmes attempt to pull the head out of the rear end of a student who believes he should have the "right" to a job even the the employer doesn't want him.

22. Posted by Brian | March 31, 2006 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 08:22

Schmidt's Beer! When you're... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Matt | March 31, 2006 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Schmidt's Beer! When you're thirsty, and you're gay!

Seriously, though. I think Maggie won it with the first comment.

23. Posted by Matt | March 31, 2006 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 08:26

Getting carried off by poli... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Tango | March 31, 2006 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

Getting carried off by police is worth 25 points in the zany new game that is sweeping Europe, "Protest for the sake of Protesting." Other ways of scoring include dumping thousands of kilos of cheese in a public place (50 points) - popular among government subsidized dairy farmers and fire-bombing political cartoon publishers (100 points).

24. Posted by Tango | March 31, 2006 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 08:32

A protester considers writi... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by BlogDog | March 31, 2006 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

A protester considers writing his memoir: "Sole on Ice."

25. Posted by BlogDog | March 31, 2006 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 08:37

"Make a wish!" "No you firs... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by heymike | March 31, 2006 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
heymike:

"Make a wish!" "No you first!" Okay here goes....

26. Posted by heymike | March 31, 2006 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 08:40

Cop: "Honest Mr. Aylward, O... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Cop: "Honest Mr. Aylward, Oliver Willis didn't put us up to this, we don't even read his blog."
Kevin: "I didn't say he was a blogger."

27. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 31, 2006 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 08:45

Don't ask Don't Tell.... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 31, 2006 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Don't ask Don't Tell.

28. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 31, 2006 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 08:46

What happens in a French ri... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 31, 2006 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

What happens in a French riot, stays in a French riot.

29. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 31, 2006 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 08:47

... take one down, pass it... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Cullen | March 31, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cullen:

... take one down, pass it around, 99 protestors gonna claim their civil rights were violated.

30. Posted by Cullen | March 31, 2006 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 08:55

French Unveil New Crotch Ro... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by radio free fred | March 31, 2006 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

French Unveil New Crotch Rocket!

31. Posted by radio free fred | March 31, 2006 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 09:01

The French government has e... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by chevy1956 | March 31, 2006 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chevy1956:

The French government has employed what the ACLU deemed a "questionable technique" to decide once and for all if there was truth to the "big hands, big feet" theory.

32. Posted by chevy1956 | March 31, 2006 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 09:12

The French unleash their ow... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jeff the Baptist | March 31, 2006 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff the Baptist:

The French unleash their own nuclear option -- the atomic wedgie.

33. Posted by Jeff the Baptist | March 31, 2006 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 09:12

"You tell everybody. Listen... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Tongueboy | March 31, 2006 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tongueboy:

"You tell everybody. Listen to me, Hatcher. You've gotta tell them! Soylent Green is people! We've gotta stop them somehow!"

34. Posted by Tongueboy | March 31, 2006 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 09:22

Today in Mos Eisley, France... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Dave Mong | March 31, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave Mong:

Today in Mos Eisley, France, Stormtroopers Henri and Jean Luc capture a notorious cheese eating surrender Monkey.
Henri was overheard to say, "you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany".

35. Posted by Dave Mong | March 31, 2006 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 09:25

It's safe to pick them up t... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by bullwinkle | March 31, 2006 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

It's safe to pick them up this way due to the fact that they all lack testicles and spines.

36. Posted by bullwinkle | March 31, 2006 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 09:35

"Hard-Headed Liberals make ... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Duke DeLand | March 31, 2006 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Duke DeLand:

"Hard-Headed Liberals make the BEST rams for breaking down doors!"

37. Posted by Duke DeLand | March 31, 2006 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 09:57

Pierre assumed that once he... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Doug | March 31, 2006 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug:

Pierre assumed that once he got out of High School he would stop getting wedgies from the cool kids. DOH!

38. Posted by Doug | March 31, 2006 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 10:04

so a dixlexic say, wake a m... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by bill burz | March 31, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bill burz:

so a dixlexic say, wake a mish! and mish got up cranky.

39. Posted by bill burz | March 31, 2006 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 10:10

"If you grab 'em by the bal... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Rick | March 31, 2006 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick:

"If you grab 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow..."

40. Posted by Rick | March 31, 2006 10:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 10:13

Tony Blair is to announce h... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by elvis | March 31, 2006 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elvis:

Tony Blair is to announce his resignation by Christmas, members of his inner circle believe.

41. Posted by elvis | March 31, 2006 10:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2006 10:21