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Weekend Caption Contest - Special Weekday Edition

Posted by Paul
Published: April 3, 2006 - 2:23 PM

OK... This one was worth a special event.

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The winner gets a big wet sloppy kiss from the Congresswoman.

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Damn. It's the guys from t... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by JLawson | April 3, 2006 2:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JLawson:

Damn. It's the guys from the asylum. I'm outa here!

1. Posted by JLawson | April 3, 2006 2:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 14:28

From Beauty Shop:"... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by SOH | April 3, 2006 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SOH:

From Beauty Shop:

"Give me some of that hair crack!"

2. Posted by SOH | April 3, 2006 2:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 14:30

Good Lord! This is hillario... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by DeWaun | April 3, 2006 2:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DeWaun:

Good Lord! This is hillarious! Nearly fell outta my chair!

3. Posted by DeWaun | April 3, 2006 2:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 14:31

Two words:light so... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | April 3, 2006 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JohnAnnArbor:

Two words:

light socket.

4. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | April 3, 2006 2:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 14:34

Runaway Bride goes to Washi... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by fizzix | April 3, 2006 2:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fizzix:

Runaway Bride goes to Washington.

5. Posted by fizzix | April 3, 2006 2:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 14:35

To quote Sen Byrd "pretty, ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by tom | April 3, 2006 2:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tom:

To quote Sen Byrd "pretty, pretty, pretty"
Or "I am pretty, oh, so pretty"

6. Posted by tom | April 3, 2006 2:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 14:35

Reporter:You DID k... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Mike Williams | April 3, 2006 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike Williams:

Reporter:

You DID know the whole thing is on video...?

7. Posted by Mike Williams | April 3, 2006 2:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 14:37

Deer, headlights, some asse... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Bruce | April 3, 2006 2:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bruce:

Deer, headlights, some assembly required.

8. Posted by Bruce | April 3, 2006 2:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 14:38

Why did they stop me?!? Th... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by itismedavid | April 3, 2006 2:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Why did they stop me?!? They have no reason to stop me!! Do I look dangerous to you?!?

9. Posted by itismedavid | April 3, 2006 2:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 14:43

Whitney Houston-Brown goes ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by The KId | April 3, 2006 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The KId:

Whitney Houston-Brown goes to Washington.

10. Posted by The KId | April 3, 2006 2:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 14:52

Rep Cynthia McKinney shoots... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by stan25 | April 3, 2006 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25:

Rep Cynthia McKinney shoots out a blank stare while being questioned by the Moonbat Media.

11. Posted by stan25 | April 3, 2006 2:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 14:56

Rep. Cynthia McKinney playe... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 3, 2006 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Rep. Cynthia McKinney played the "hair card" Monday, claiming that she was only defending her nationally recognized bird habitat when she struck a Capitol Police officer. "You just hate birds," McKinney said, while doing her best imitation of the popular Sesame Street character "Big Bird."

12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 3, 2006 2:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 14:57

C I L L ... my lan... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by yo | April 3, 2006 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yo:

C I L L

... my landlord.

13. Posted by yo | April 3, 2006 2:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 14:57

Quick!!!! Call in the ghost... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by stan25 | April 3, 2006 3:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25:

Quick!!!! Call in the ghostbusters. Cynthia McKinney has just seen the ghost of Bull Conner.

14. Posted by stan25 | April 3, 2006 3:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:00

Fortunately, the lightning ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by smitty | April 3, 2006 3:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitty:

Fortunately, the lightning bolt caused no permanent injury to the Congresswoman.

15. Posted by smitty | April 3, 2006 3:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:01

CWS..........being a " Cong... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Mason | April 3, 2006 3:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mason:

CWS..........being a " Congresswoman While STUPID"

16. Posted by Mason | April 3, 2006 3:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:01

How'd my Congressional lape... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Insomniac | April 3, 2006 3:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Insomniac:

How'd my Congressional lapel pin get stuck THERE?!

17. Posted by Insomniac | April 3, 2006 3:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:03

"I'd like to thank my twin ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by plebe | April 3, 2006 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
plebe:

"I'd like to thank my twin brother, Sideshow Bob, for this wonderful oppurtunity to speak with you today..."

18. Posted by plebe | April 3, 2006 3:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:10

"I'm ret t'go!! I'l... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by lowmal | April 3, 2006 3:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lowmal:


"I'm ret t'go!! I'll rock your world!!"


(Said like Wanda Wayne (played by Jamie Foxx on "In Living Color"))


19. Posted by lowmal | April 3, 2006 3:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:15

"Would you like fries with ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by He Who Shall Not Be Named | April 3, 2006 3:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He Who Shall Not Be Named:

"Would you like fries with that?"

20. Posted by He Who Shall Not Be Named | April 3, 2006 3:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:19

"All I'm axing for is a lit... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 3, 2006 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

"All I'm axing for is a little respeck"

21. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 3, 2006 3:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:22

uh hu! uh hu! and then that... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by jab | April 3, 2006 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jab:

uh hu! uh hu! and then that cop "TIED" me to the whip'in post! uh hu! uh hu!

22. Posted by jab | April 3, 2006 3:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:23

not playing. Don't want the... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by kimsch | April 3, 2006 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kimsch:

not playing. Don't want the prize. Now I have to take a shower.

23. Posted by kimsch | April 3, 2006 3:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:24

"Don't make me get UGLY!"</... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Rick13 | April 3, 2006 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

"Don't make me get UGLY!"

24. Posted by Rick13 | April 3, 2006 3:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:25

If Clinton can play the rac... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Liz | April 3, 2006 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Liz:

If Clinton can play the race card so can I and she's not even black. I can even do her face. look!


Clinton Face

25. Posted by Liz | April 3, 2006 3:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:26

You see, I gots this muppet... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by E L Frederick | April 3, 2006 3:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
E L Frederick:

You see, I gots this muppet that lives on my head...

26. Posted by E L Frederick | April 3, 2006 3:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:27

And I can't get a piece in ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by bluesharper | April 3, 2006 3:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bluesharper:

And I can't get a piece in a rack, either.

27. Posted by bluesharper | April 3, 2006 3:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:28

seez Izzz tollll ya... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by tincan sailor | April 3, 2006 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tincan sailor:


seez Izzz tollll yaz buckwheat had nutin
on me cuz itz stil oookaaaa to say otay

28. Posted by tincan sailor | April 3, 2006 3:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:29

Anthropologists have hailed... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Cro | April 3, 2006 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cro:

Anthropologists have hailed the recent unthawing of a 25,000 year old cave women as a landmark event in the annals of science.

Once taught to walk upright and communicate, it's hoped she will help explain many of the mysteries of pimp...er primitive culture.

29. Posted by Cro | April 3, 2006 3:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:31

And I can't get a piece in ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by bluesharper | April 3, 2006 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bluesharper:

And I can't get a piece in a rack, either!

30. Posted by bluesharper | April 3, 2006 3:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:33

Jooos! They're everywhere!... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Insomniac | April 3, 2006 3:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Insomniac:

Jooos! They're everywhere! In the rafters! In the audience! Can't you see them!!!???

31. Posted by Insomniac | April 3, 2006 3:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:34

Um, I think the 'prize' sho... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness | April 3, 2006 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness:

Um, I think the 'prize' should be given to the WORST entry. Honestly, talk about punishing success.

32. Posted by The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness | April 3, 2006 3:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:35

Whodat who say whodat when ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by hvywgt | April 3, 2006 3:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hvywgt:

Whodat who say whodat when I say whodat?

33. Posted by hvywgt | April 3, 2006 3:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:37

How much for just a rib?</p... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Matt | April 3, 2006 3:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

How much for just a rib?

34. Posted by Matt | April 3, 2006 3:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:37

If the haircut doesn't say ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Big E | April 3, 2006 3:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Big E:

If the haircut doesn't say U.S. Congresswoman, serious individual, meaningful press conference to you then the guy on stage behind her wearing his ball cap sideways surely does.

35. Posted by Big E | April 3, 2006 3:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:45

OBTW hers is the first part... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Big E | April 3, 2006 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Big E:

OBTW hers is the first parted afro I have ever seen. Very impressive. I she keeps it up she could compete with Dog the Bounty Hunter for celebrity haircut of the year.

36. Posted by Big E | April 3, 2006 3:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:48

In truth any of her actual ... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Kirk | April 3, 2006 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kirk:

In truth any of her actual quotes works best.

37. Posted by Kirk | April 3, 2006 3:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:53

So if a white person who lo... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by April | April 3, 2006 3:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
April:

So if a white person who looked this dangerously crazy tried to sneak past security, they would just have let them go? Rightttt....

38. Posted by April | April 3, 2006 3:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:59

O-TAY!... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by odrady | April 3, 2006 3:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
odrady:

O-TAY!

39. Posted by odrady | April 3, 2006 3:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 15:59

"Ok, now, see what had happ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Aaron | April 3, 2006 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron:

"Ok, now, see what had happen was my girl was talking to me on my mobile, you know? She was telling me all sorts of stuff about her man Tyrone - I told that girl she needed to drop that man an get her a man with a job - but anyway, so she's going on and I'm like "Girl?! This white Po-Po trying to grab me!"

And she's all like, "Girl, you need to jack that white boy."

"And so that's what had happen, you know cuz I'm black."

40. Posted by Aaron | April 3, 2006 4:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 16:00

"Tempest Bledsoe gives a pr... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Aaron | April 3, 2006 4:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron:

"Tempest Bledsoe gives a press conference about the upcoming Cosby Shoe reunion."

41. Posted by Aaron | April 3, 2006 4:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 3, 2006 16:02

Cosby SHOW!(damn typos)... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Aaron | April 3, 2006 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron:

Cosby SHOW!(damn typos)

42. Posted by