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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: April 7, 2006 - 12:42 PM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

British starlet Jordan (aka Katie Price), at the premiere of Ice Age 2 - The Meltdown


Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Hmmm."That's the b... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by ed | April 7, 2006 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ed:

Hmmm.

"That's the biggest damn squirrel I ever did see!"

1. Posted by ed | April 7, 2006 12:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 12:47

Onlookers are shocked as a ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by David | April 7, 2006 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
David:

Onlookers are shocked as a giant squirrel dives in to chase the beaver.

2. Posted by David | April 7, 2006 12:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 12:50

With the polar icecaps melt... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Imhotep | April 7, 2006 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

With the polar icecaps melting and raising the sea levels, Doctors have found a new use for the extra saline.

3. Posted by Imhotep | April 7, 2006 12:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 12:50

Why, yes... I do... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Scott | April 7, 2006 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott:

Why, yes... I do

4. Posted by Scott | April 7, 2006 12:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 12:51

Unable to breathe after she... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by FreakyBoy | April 7, 2006 12:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Unable to breathe after she arched her back further, the poor squirrel never stood a chance.

5. Posted by FreakyBoy | April 7, 2006 12:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 12:53

Got milk?... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by DragonLady | April 7, 2006 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DragonLady:

Got milk?

6. Posted by DragonLady | April 7, 2006 12:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 12:54

Sometimes, even a blind squ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by LJD | April 7, 2006 12:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LJD:

Sometimes, even a blind squirrel finds his nuts...

7. Posted by LJD | April 7, 2006 12:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 12:57

Ever since I told her (and ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by jim b | April 7, 2006 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jim b:

Ever since I told her (and her friend) they had a good profile... they continue to walk sideways.

8. Posted by jim b | April 7, 2006 12:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 12:58

The quality of the animatio... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by bullwinkle | April 7, 2006 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

The quality of the animation in the movie Ice Age is so good that even the posters register on natures thermometers.

9. Posted by bullwinkle | April 7, 2006 12:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 12:59

On the heals of the new Ice... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by FreakyBoy | April 7, 2006 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

On the heals of the new Ice Age movie's success, the porn industry quickly released "Vice Age, The Go Down".

10. Posted by FreakyBoy | April 7, 2006 12:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 12:59

So now we know what the squ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Eric | April 7, 2006 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

So now we know what the squirrel does with his nuts.

11. Posted by Eric | April 7, 2006 12:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 12:59

"Is that a squirrel in your... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Eric | April 7, 2006 1:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

"Is that a squirrel in your bra or are you just glad to see me?"

12. Posted by Eric | April 7, 2006 1:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:01

Unfortunately for Scrat the... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by JAT | April 7, 2006 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

Unfortunately for Scrat these acorns turned out to be filled with silicone.

13. Posted by JAT | April 7, 2006 1:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:02

Katie Price demonstrates ho... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by physics geek | April 7, 2006 1:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
physics geek:

Katie Price demonstrates how her newly installed Nike (breast) Pump functions even during the coldest of weather. As an added bonus, the built-in Nipple Perker functions best when the temperature drops below 60 degrees. All hail the new Ice Age!

14. Posted by physics geek | April 7, 2006 1:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:07

First came Silicone based b... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Eric | April 7, 2006 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

First came Silicone based breast implants, then Saline based breast implants, and now the latest generation of breast implants are the Squirrel based breast implants that are designed for more jiggle and bounce.

15. Posted by Eric | April 7, 2006 1:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:08

I think I'm in the wrong tr... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Chesster | April 7, 2006 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chesster:

I think I'm in the wrong tree . . . wait, maybe I'm not.

16. Posted by Chesster | April 7, 2006 1:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:09

Forget the pacifier, I want... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Eric | April 7, 2006 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Forget the pacifier, I want to go back to breast feeding.

17. Posted by Eric | April 7, 2006 1:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:12

If I shrink this photo down... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by bRight & Early | April 7, 2006 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bRight & Early:

If I shrink this photo down, I can use it as a background blockquote image. "

18. Posted by bRight & Early | April 7, 2006 1:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:13

That's what I call a piece ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 7, 2006 1:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

That's what I call a piece of tail.

19. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 7, 2006 1:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:14

NBC Dateline sends a woman ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by ken | April 7, 2006 1:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ken:

NBC Dateline sends a woman with huge fake breasts out in public to see if she gets more attention. Because this was Hollywood, alas, their attempt to generate news failed.

20. Posted by ken | April 7, 2006 1:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:19

The new federal entitlement... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by McCain | April 7, 2006 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

The new federal entitlement program was passed 94-6.

21. Posted by McCain | April 7, 2006 1:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:24

Science has finally resolve... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Eric | April 7, 2006 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Science has finally resolved what caused the Meltdown of the last Ice Age. It can now be revealed that man does indeed cause global warming, or more accurately it's hot chicks with huge knockers that cause global warming.

22. Posted by Eric | April 7, 2006 1:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:24

All I can say is screw Osam... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Eric | April 7, 2006 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

All I can say is screw Osama bin Laden, THOSE are what make America great! It would be a waste to put those puppies in a burka!

23. Posted by Eric | April 7, 2006 1:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:29

Inhale...Exhale...<b... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Brandon | April 7, 2006 1:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brandon:

Inhale...
Exhale...
Inhale...

24. Posted by Brandon | April 7, 2006 1:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:30

Herb Scheckel, Miss Price's... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Tango | April 7, 2006 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

Herb Scheckel, Miss Price's agent, responded to questions regarding his client's qualifications for voice over animation by stating, "Katie has excellent mammary skills."

25. Posted by Tango | April 7, 2006 1:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:31

Mommy, don't be mad. Daddy... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by McCain | April 7, 2006 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Mommy, don't be mad. Daddy said they are helium balloons.

26. Posted by McCain | April 7, 2006 1:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:31

All I can think about is co... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by John Kerry | April 7, 2006 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry:

All I can think about is covering them with ketchup.

27. Posted by John Kerry | April 7, 2006 1:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:31

Huge Mammalian Protruberenc... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Eric | April 7, 2006 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Huge Mammalian Protruberences

28. Posted by Eric | April 7, 2006 1:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:32

In the event of a water lan... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Deskmerc | April 7, 2006 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deskmerc:

In the event of a water landing, you may use the model beneath your seat as a floatation device.

29. Posted by Deskmerc | April 7, 2006 1:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:47

"Under the sea/Under the se... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by pennywit | April 7, 2006 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pennywit:

"Under the sea/Under the sea/Darling it's better/Down where it's wetter/Take it from me."

--|PW|--

30. Posted by pennywit | April 7, 2006 1:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:54

With the new makeover and t... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by DaveD | April 7, 2006 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

With the new makeover and the appropriate special interest segments, CBS was sure it could capture the 5 to 12 year old male demographic (as well as their fathers') viewership for the Evening News.

31. Posted by DaveD | April 7, 2006 1:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:55

Hey that's my Wife !! Watch... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Drew | April 7, 2006 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Drew:

Hey that's my Wife !! Watch what you say!!@

32. Posted by Drew | April 7, 2006 1:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:56

Sorry!!!! I meant to write.... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by DaveD | April 7, 2006 1:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

Sorry!!!! I meant to write...


With the new makeover and the appropriate special interest segments, CBS was sure Katie Couric could capture the 5 to 12 year old male demographic (as well as their fathers') viewership for the Evening News.

Nuts on me!!!!

33. Posted by DaveD | April 7, 2006 1:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 13:57

Double your pleasure,... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by FormerHostage | April 7, 2006 2:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

Double your pleasure,
double your fun....

34. Posted by FormerHostage | April 7, 2006 2:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 14:28

(Scottish accent)Och... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by FormerHostage | April 7, 2006 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

(Scottish accent)
Och, Cap'n, she's gonna blow!

35. Posted by FormerHostage | April 7, 2006 2:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 14:29

Facing crumbling support fo... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by mantis | April 7, 2006 2:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mantis:

Facing crumbling support for her Senate campaign, Katherine Harris highlights her positive features.

36. Posted by mantis | April 7, 2006 2:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 14:35

Unless we get this immagrat... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by FormerHostage | April 7, 2006 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

Unless we get this immagration bill passed our shores will be swamped with illegal squirrel smugglers!

37. Posted by FormerHostage | April 7, 2006 2:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 14:37

Sorry...it should have been... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by FormerHostage | April 7, 2006 2:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

Sorry...it should have been "immigration" not "immagration"...its hard to type with one hand.

38. Posted by FormerHostage | April 7, 2006 2:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 14:39

Racism at the capitol? Hell... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Robb | April 7, 2006 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robb:

Racism at the capitol? Hell, we don't know WHAT her skin color is, but she spent 4 hours being frisked.

39. Posted by Robb | April 7, 2006 2:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 14:41

What's not to like?T... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by FormerHostage | April 7, 2006 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

What's not to like?
They got huge...tracks of land!

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Posted on April 7, 2006 14:46

Squirrel: mmmpppphhh, mppp... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Faith+1 | April 7, 2006 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Squirrel: mmmpppphhh, mppphmm, mmmpphhhbrfff

41. Posted by Faith+1 | April 7, 2006 2:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 14:47

A sign of progress in the M... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Kevin | April 7, 2006 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

A sign of progress in the Middle East?

I am fully committed to get behind Jordan and give this effort all I have, every day, for as long as it takes.

42. Posted by Kevin | April 7, 2006 2:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 14:56

"Man Cured Of Erectile Dys... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by radio free fred | April 7, 2006 3:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Man Cured Of Erectile Dysfunction After Eating 8x10 Glossy."

43. Posted by radio free fred | April 7, 2006 3:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 15:03

"Oh, by the way, they're re... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by CraigC | April 7, 2006 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CraigC:

"Oh, by the way, they're real, and they're spec-TAC-ular..."

44. Posted by CraigC | April 7, 2006 3:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 15:06

Remember, proper inflation ... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by kev | April 7, 2006 3:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kev:

Remember, proper inflation is a must.

45. Posted by kev | April 7, 2006 3:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 15:07

Jordan demonstrates the bre... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Dodo David | April 7, 2006 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Jordan demonstrates the breast part about women being mammals.

46. Posted by Dodo David | April 7, 2006 3:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 15:26

Global Warming? I dont see ... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Vegas Vic | April 7, 2006 3:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Global Warming? I dont see no stinking Global Warming!

47. Posted by Vegas Vic | April 7, 2006 3:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 15:27

Watch for the sequel: "The ... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Random | April 7, 2006 3:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Random:

Watch for the sequel: "The Tale of the Ice Chest."

48. Posted by Random | April 7, 2006 3:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 15:39

No shrinkage there.... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Master Shake | April 7, 2006 3:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Master Shake:

No shrinkage there.

49. Posted by Master Shake | April 7, 2006 3:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 15:42

the pussy likes milk... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by billburz | April 7, 2006 3:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

the pussy likes milk

50. Posted by billburz | April 7, 2006 3:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 15:44

And the buxom actress said,... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by BlogDog | April 7, 2006 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

And the buxom actress said, "I said I wanted to be mammoth and the producers thought I meant I wanted to work on their movie."

51. Posted by BlogDog | April 7, 2006 3:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 15:53

Now you know what happens w... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by yetanotherjohn | April 7, 2006 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Now you know what happens when silicon freezes.

52. Posted by yetanotherjohn | April 7, 2006 4:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 16:00

I got the hankerin for some... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Scotty | April 7, 2006 4:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scotty:

I got the hankerin for some double mint gum... boobie flavored that is..

53. Posted by Scotty | April 7, 2006 4:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 16:02

Trixie was very excited tha... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by yetanotherjohn | April 7, 2006 4:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Trixie was very excited that both the producer ad the director wanted to audition her, separately and alone. What she couldn't figure out was what possible role she could play in an animation film.

54. Posted by yetanotherjohn | April 7, 2006 4:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 16:02

One for the moneyTwo... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by TradeSylver | April 7, 2006 4:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TradeSylver:

One for the money
Two for the show

55. Posted by TradeSylver | April 7, 2006 4:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 16:06

Scrat the Squirrel goes aft... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Dodo David | April 7, 2006 4:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Scrat the Squirrel goes after the two biggest acorns that he had ever seen.

56. Posted by Dodo David | April 7, 2006 4:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 16:30

Ice Chest... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Dodo David | April 7, 2006 4:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Ice Chest

57. Posted by Dodo David | April 7, 2006 4:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 16:35

Scrat the Squirrel found a ... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Dodo David | April 7, 2006 4:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Scrat the Squirrel found a new home.
His only neighbor was a beaver living below.

58. Posted by Dodo David | April 7, 2006 4:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 16:41

The furry tail sticking out... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Dodo David | April 7, 2006 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

The furry tail sticking out of her bra indicated that Jordan had switched from silicone to squirrel.

59. Posted by Dodo David | April 7, 2006 4:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 16:48

Squirrel is Woman's breast ... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Dodo David | April 7, 2006 4:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Squirrel is Woman's breast friend.

60. Posted by Dodo David | April 7, 2006 4:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 16:49

After raiding the Democrati... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by JAT | April 7, 2006 5:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

After raiding the Democratic National Committee headquarters, Capitol Hill police release a mug shot of Nancy Pelosi in drag...

61. Posted by JAT | April 7, 2006 5:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 17:05

Bill Clinton: "I'll take fo... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by JAT | April 7, 2006 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

Bill Clinton: "I'll take four to go!"

62. Posted by JAT | April 7, 2006 5:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 17:06

Look, Mom, I have a new set... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 7, 2006 5:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

Look, Mom, I have a new set of water wings. What is that damn squirrel doing in there?

63. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 7, 2006 5:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 17:11

Hillary is sure that cosmet... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by JAT | April 7, 2006 5:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

Hillary is sure that cosmetic surgery is her ticket to the Whitehouse! With these six packs you do't need brains.

64. Posted by JAT | April 7, 2006 5:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 17:14

Newest American Inventor... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 7, 2006 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Newest American Inventor entry:

The inflate-a-squirrel breast enhancer.

65. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 7, 2006 5:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 17:20

Monty Python fans: "I wave ... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by JAT | April 7, 2006 5:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

Monty Python fans: "I wave my private parts in your general direction!"

Which reminds me, I need to stop at the store an buy a gallon of milk!

66. Posted by JAT | April 7, 2006 5:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 17:24

If Cindy Sheehan looked lik... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by virgo | April 7, 2006 5:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
virgo:

If Cindy Sheehan looked like this ,i,d join the anti-war movement !

67. Posted by virgo | April 7, 2006 5:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 17:24

What global warming? It ha... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Beaker | April 7, 2006 5:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Beaker:

What global warming? It hasn't melted these glaciers.

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Posted on April 7, 2006 17:25

Unfortunately for Scrat the... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Dodo David | April 7, 2006 5:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Unfortunately for Scrat the Squirrel, the acorns that Joran offered him turned out to be fakes.

69. Posted by Dodo David | April 7, 2006 5:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 17:32

Oops, typo in my last post.... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Dodo David | April 7, 2006 5:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Oops, typo in my last post.
Here is the corrected version:

Unfortunately for Scrat the Squirrel, the acorns that Jordan offered him turned out to be fakes.

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Posted on April 7, 2006 17:36

These Mounds will soon Melt... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Michael Townsie | April 7, 2006 6:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Townsie:

These Mounds will soon Melt and it will no longer be "Nippy Out"!

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Posted on April 7, 2006 18:16

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do<... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Jeff | April 7, 2006 6:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do

Nice, ice baby.

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Posted on April 7, 2006 18:46

"I Flipped Melt In The Head... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by radio free fred | April 7, 2006 6:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"I Flipped Melt In The Head Thrice And He Still Won't Go Down."

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Posted on April 7, 2006 18:47

"Scientists Monitoring Glob... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by radio free fred | April 7, 2006 6:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Scientists Monitoring Global Warming Are Getting Hot!"

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Posted on April 7, 2006 18:53

"Melt Down?" "I Wondered Wh... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by radio free fred | April 7, 2006 7:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Melt Down?" "I Wondered What That Moisture In My Pants Was."

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Posted on April 7, 2006 19:05

Bite me, Sharon Stone!... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Maggie | April 7, 2006 8:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

Bite me, Sharon Stone!

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Posted on April 7, 2006 20:08

While at the movie theater,... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Dodo David | April 7, 2006 8:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

While at the movie theater, Scrat the Squirrel decided to see Jordan's double feature.

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Posted on April 7, 2006 20:17

Jordan to Photographer: "Is... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Dodo David | April 7, 2006 8:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Jordan to Photographer: "Is that water on the sidewalk coming from a melting glacier, or are you drooling?"

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Posted on April 7, 2006 20:24

Yes Mrs. Model, you are mos... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by BenJCarter | April 7, 2006 8:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BenJCarter:

Yes Mrs. Model, you are most certainly a mammal...

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Posted on April 7, 2006 20:59

When arranging herse... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by jack rudd | April 7, 2006 9:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jack rudd:


When arranging herself in the morning, Eve failed to put her bush in the right place.

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Posted on April 7, 2006 21:06

OK, Now just where did I pu... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Ozone64 | April 7, 2006 9:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ozone64:

OK, Now just where did I put those Nuts?

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Posted on April 7, 2006 21:08

Attack of the North Amer... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by McGehee | April 7, 2006 9:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Attack of the North American Cleavage Rat

Hollywood (WPI) -- An unidentified actress and several innocent bystanders are hospitalized in stable condition this evening after a rare but ferocious animal was photographed diving into her blouse in search of acorns. Witnesses say the actress panicked and began trying to fight off the creature, and she inadvertantly ruptured both of her breast implants.

"We're just lucky no one was killed," said Los Angeles County firefighter Johnny Gage. "That saline when it's under pressure like that, it can get up to 500 degrees. There are some severe burns but thankfully nothing life-threatening."

82. Posted by McGehee | April 7, 2006 9:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 21:32

"Why yes, it has been a whi... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by McGehee | April 7, 2006 9:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

"Why yes, it has been a while since my last bikini wax. Why do you ask?"

83. Posted by McGehee | April 7, 2006 9:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2006 21:37

And you thought French wome... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by McGehee | April 7, 2006 9:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

And you thought French women's armpit hair was disgusting.

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Posted on April 7, 2006 21:38

"Another Ian Fleming Epic F... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by radio free fred | April 7, 2006 10:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Another Ian Fleming Epic Film >> Fur Finger!"

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Posted on April 7, 2006 22:28

While the other stars of <i... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Dodo David | April 7, 2006 10:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

While the other stars of Ice Age 2 wanted to win an Oscar, Scrat the Squirrel settled for getting a booby prize.

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Posted on April 7, 2006 22:37

Scrat suddenly finds his ra... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Jason | April 8, 2006 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

Scrat suddenly finds his rabid desire for nuts quickly waning.

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Posted on April 8, 2006 08:21

Unfortunately for Scrat, he... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 8, 2006 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Unfortunately for Scrat, he soon ran into a Sabertooth Pussy.

88. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 8, 2006 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2006 09:09

"I was just standing th... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by MacStansbury | April 8, 2006 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MacStansbury:

"I was just standing there, and this plane just flew in the the first one. I mean, it looked like they were aiming for it. Now it's on fire, billowing smoke...hey, is that another plane?"

/ cold, I know
// kinna look like it's on fire
/// right?
//// right?

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Posted on April 8, 2006 15:31

The Glypos pull out the big... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by c | April 9, 2006 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
c:

The Glypos pull out the big guns as part of their PR campaign to rename the Ice Age -- the Nippy Era!

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Posted on April 9, 2006 09:26

"I'm Ray Romano's 'assistan... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | April 9, 2006 4:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Doherty Jr.:

"I'm Ray Romano's 'assistant' and 'chaperone' for the premiere. So all of you dorks who want someone like me, all you have to do is have a
TV show and make millions of yummy dollars."

91. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | April 9, 2006 4:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 9, 2006 16:08

Update: <... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Kevin | April 10, 2006 1:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

92. Posted by Kevin | April 10, 2006 1:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 10, 2006 01:21




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