Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ presented a multitude of possibilities, as the subjects are two of the biggest media whores known to mankind. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

In this photo released by Playboy, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, poses with Paris Hilton as he celebrates his 80th birthday at the Playboy Mansion in the Holmby Hills area of Los Angeles, Saturday night, April 8, 2006. (AP Photo/Playboy, James Trevenen)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (heymike) - "Wiltin' and Hilton"

2) (jim) - "Both are famous for behaving in the public eye like the 15-year olds they both are, though one in Base 75 and the other in Base 20."

3) (Dave Schuler) - "The winner of the World Self-Parody Contest congratulates the first runner-up."

Honorable Mention

4) (McCain) - "Something old. Something new.
Something furrowed. Something blew."

5) (Mr. Otis A. Block) - "I've got scrotal warts older than her..."

6) (Maggie) - "Hefner, who made a name for himself, meets Hilton, who destroyed a name by herself."

The "Odorama" Award goes to:

(Arcticman Speaks) - "The smell of Codfish and a fully loaded Depends hung heavily in the air that night."

Until next Friday...

The Wizbang® Network

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