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Every Democratic Undergroun... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Hamish | April 21, 2006 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Every Democratic Undergrounder's paranoid nightmare brought to horrific life -- "You can lock me in a cage, but I will still post THE TRUTH!!!!"
1. Posted by Hamish | April 21, 2006 7:20 AM |
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2. Posted by reitred military | April 21, 2006 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The next democratic candidate for President answers questions to his constituents on democraticunderground.com
2. Posted by reitred military | April 21, 2006 7:24 AM |
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3. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 21, 2006 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Monkeys today attempt an experiment to see if a noted playwright, when given an infinite period of time, will write gibberish.
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 21, 2006 7:37 AM |
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4. Posted by ed | April 21, 2006 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm.
Holy Crap! That's ME!
...
:)
4. Posted by ed | April 21, 2006 7:41 AM |
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5. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 21, 2006 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stay tuned for next weeks Blogging Cage-Match-o-Death when Michele Malkin faces off with Daily Kos.
5. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 21, 2006 7:41 AM |
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6. Posted by wavemaker | April 21, 2006 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Why do they tell me my writing is for the birds?"
6. Posted by wavemaker | April 21, 2006 7:47 AM |
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7. Posted by Teflon93 | April 21, 2006 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Think Different" my @#&...
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8. Posted by hwapper | April 21, 2006 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Next week on National Geographic, we will explore the world of the enigmatic Mac user, a species thought to be on the verge of extinction and only seen in captivity.
8. Posted by hwapper | April 21, 2006 7:53 AM |
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9. Posted by Veeshir | April 21, 2006 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Instapundit's proliferate posting explained.
9. Posted by Veeshir | April 21, 2006 8:01 AM |
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10. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 21, 2006 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the end rather draconian measures had to be employed to ensure that caption contest judging was performed in a timely fashion.
10. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 21, 2006 8:05 AM |
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11. Posted by FreakyBoy | April 21, 2006 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As a result of decades of immigration, the last native French Intellectual is protected at the Rive Gauche Zoo. He is fed a strict diet of Gaulloises, espresso & croissants. Asked about his endangered status he brooded, "We are all in a cage, it is an illusion".
11. Posted by FreakyBoy | April 21, 2006 8:07 AM |
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12. Posted by Hamish | April 21, 2006 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Two bloggers enter, one blogger leaves.
12. Posted by Hamish | April 21, 2006 8:23 AM |
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13. Posted by Faith+1 | April 21, 2006 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"He lost the house, car, wife and kids but by the gods he had reached 57th level ArchMage." -- excerpt from the new NYT bestseller, "Everquest or Evercrack?"
13. Posted by Faith+1 | April 21, 2006 8:24 AM |
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14. Posted by snurfle | April 21, 2006 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack Black's swan song in 2018... Cage Dances With Wolves
14. Posted by snurfle | April 21, 2006 8:25 AM |
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15. Posted by BlogDog | April 21, 2006 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not everyone can afford the deliciuous output of the free-range blogger so cage-fed blogging will never entirely go away.
15. Posted by BlogDog | April 21, 2006 8:32 AM |
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16. Posted by BlogDog | April 21, 2006 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry - "delicious"
16. Posted by BlogDog | April 21, 2006 8:32 AM |
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17. Posted by Tom | April 21, 2006 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Caged Heat IV: The Computer pr0n Edition"
17. Posted by Tom | April 21, 2006 8:36 AM |
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18. Posted by Imhotep | April 21, 2006 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here is a rare photo of JT waiting for the Bear to return to the chicken coop, so that he can be the first to live blog a bear mauling.
18. Posted by Imhotep | April 21, 2006 8:40 AM |
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19. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 21, 2006 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Zoo officials expressed concern over their inability to find a mate for Bob, the last known blogger. To date no blogger has successfully been bread in captivity and it is feared the species will die out.
19. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 21, 2006 8:48 AM |
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20. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 21, 2006 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why so blue Panda Bear? You are a buffet of manliness!
20. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 21, 2006 8:49 AM |
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21. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 21, 2006 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While rumors persist that blog trolls exist abundantly in the wild, not many have seen one other than the few kept live in captivity.
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 21, 2006 8:53 AM |
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22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 21, 2006 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It was a dark and stormy night...
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 21, 2006 8:54 AM |
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23. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 21, 2006 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Truthlaidbear lair.
23. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 21, 2006 8:54 AM |
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24. Posted by Takefive | April 21, 2006 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This seemed like a good idea before I had to go to the bathroom.
24. Posted by Takefive | April 21, 2006 8:59 AM |
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25. Posted by Gmac | April 21, 2006 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The last American liberal sits quietly playing with his antique computer in solitude contemplating why they both went extinct.
25. Posted by Gmac | April 21, 2006 9:04 AM |
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26. Posted by Dave Schuler | April 21, 2006 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Please do not feed the pundit.
26. Posted by Dave Schuler | April 21, 2006 9:04 AM |
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27. Posted by virgo | April 21, 2006 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Filmmaker Michael Moore feverishly typing the expose for his next film "celcius in feather heaven" about the Fears and Pandemonium Bush has caused with His war on Bird Flu.
27. Posted by virgo | April 21, 2006 9:04 AM |
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28. Posted by Tim | April 21, 2006 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AOL chatroom honey "SweetAngelDelight" Profile: Female, blonde, 110lbs, enjoys long walks on the beach, movies, outdoorsy type.
28. Posted by Tim | April 21, 2006 9:08 AM |
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29. Posted by radio free fred | April 21, 2006 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Les Pigeons Or Pandas, Second Verse Same As The First."
29. Posted by radio free fred | April 21, 2006 9:12 AM |
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30. Posted by DaveD | April 21, 2006 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After careful study of the newly discovered species, the intelligent design proponents concede defeat.
30. Posted by DaveD | April 21, 2006 9:16 AM |
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31. Posted by Rick13 | April 21, 2006 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cocoa has really let herself go!
31. Posted by Rick13 | April 21, 2006 9:17 AM |
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32. Posted by No One of Consequence | April 21, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Tech support. Whuddya want?"
32. Posted by No One of Consequence | April 21, 2006 9:25 AM |
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33. Posted by Good Lt. | April 21, 2006 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...And here have a Bill Burkett reworking the TANG memos for the '08 Election. Don't feed him, kids. He's very grumpy.
33. Posted by Good Lt. | April 21, 2006 9:29 AM |
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34. Posted by Scotty | April 21, 2006 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
China's response to the world pressure for a free press.
34. Posted by Scotty | April 21, 2006 9:33 AM |
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35. Posted by CurlyLarryMoe | April 21, 2006 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Rosie" in the morning.
35. Posted by CurlyLarryMoe | April 21, 2006 9:34 AM |
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36. Posted by HeyMike | April 21, 2006 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"During the early part of the 21st century "bloggers" became popular sources of news and commentary. Here you see a depiction of Kevin Aylward at work on wizbang.com"
36. Posted by HeyMike | April 21, 2006 9:35 AM |
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37. Posted by Ozone64 | April 21, 2006 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Salman Rushdie hiding out at the San Diego Zoo writing his next novel, "The Satanic Verses: Volume II"
37. Posted by Ozone64 | April 21, 2006 9:35 AM |
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38. Posted by Brian J. | April 21, 2006 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After being stripped of his policy-making duties, a haggard Karl Rove finds himself further isolated in the Bush administration.
38. Posted by Brian J. | April 21, 2006 9:35 AM |
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39. Posted by Joe | April 21, 2006 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dom Deluis writing a proposed sequel to "One Flew Over The Chicken Coop"
39. Posted by Joe | April 21, 2006 9:41 AM |
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40. Posted by c | April 21, 2006 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dear Pen Pal,
Yes, I too eagerly await Tuesday, conjugal visitation day. Tell the guard you're here to see "The Stallion" -- I'm much better looking than my photo. Until then, xxooxxoo #0000013
40. Posted by c | April 21, 2006 9:49 AM |
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41. Posted by Tango | April 21, 2006 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The nearly extinct objective reporter breeding program is slow going as suitable mates find this reclusive creature somewhat standoffish and unkempt.
41. Posted by Tango | April 21, 2006 9:50 AM |
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42. Posted by radio free fred | April 21, 2006 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Thirty Gigs Short Of A Le Load."
42. Posted by radio free fred | April 21, 2006 9:51 AM |
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43. Posted by Hoodlumman | April 21, 2006 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An Apple programmer as seen in Apple Computer, Inc's brand new, state-of-the-art facilities.
43. Posted by Hoodlumman | April 21, 2006 9:55 AM |
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44. Posted by me | April 21, 2006 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"those fish on this screen saver are really pretty
I wish I hadn't forgot the toliet paper
what's this blinking light that says Low battery warning mean?"
44. Posted by me | April 21, 2006 10:06 AM |
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45. Posted by radio free fred | April 21, 2006 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Charles Schwabe Falls On Hard Times."
45. Posted by radio free fred | April 21, 2006 10:07 AM |
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46. Posted by Lysander | April 21, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"BLOGGER?!?! I thought I was going to be a Lumberjack!"
46. Posted by Lysander | April 21, 2006 10:10 AM |
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47. Posted by Giacomo | April 21, 2006 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Call me Ishmael..."
47. Posted by Giacomo | April 21, 2006 10:20 AM |
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48. Posted by Giacomo | April 21, 2006 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea gives viewers a glimpse of his blogging ritual.
Sorry, Jay.
48. Posted by Giacomo | April 21, 2006 10:21 AM |
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49. Posted by Giacomo | April 21, 2006 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia diligently composes his next scathing dissent.
49. Posted by Giacomo | April 21, 2006 10:22 AM |
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50. Posted by Insomniac | April 21, 2006 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not content with mere sign language, Koko the gorilla has ventured into new means of communicating.
50. Posted by Insomniac | April 21, 2006 10:24 AM |
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51. Posted by Cullen | April 21, 2006 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Screenwriters for Commander in Chief were afforded the best accommodations.
51. Posted by Cullen | April 21, 2006 10:36 AM |
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52. Posted by yetanotherjohn | April 21, 2006 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the third stage of Bush Derangement Syndrome, the incensed liberal is kept from harming himself and comforted by an internet consisting of nothing but an infinite loop of KOS diaries, lining the cage with copies of the NYT and the ingredients of straw man arguments.
52. Posted by yetanotherjohn | April 21, 2006 10:37 AM |
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53. Posted by yetanotherjohn | April 21, 2006 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The judge in the people's court convicted the world as co-conspirators in Bush's illegal second term and sentanced the world to prison.
53. Posted by yetanotherjohn | April 21, 2006 10:41 AM |
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54. Posted by skippytjc | April 21, 2006 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"As luck would have it, hay is a wonderfull WiFi conduit"
Or:
"Kabul Starbucks open at last!"
54. Posted by skippytjc | April 21, 2006 10:42 AM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 10:42
55. Posted by yetanotherjohn | April 21, 2006 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am not an animal, I am a liberal.
55. Posted by yetanotherjohn | April 21, 2006 10:42 AM |
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56. Posted by srl | April 21, 2006 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Though the years (2) have not been kind to him, John Kerry has been testing the waters for a potential '08 run.
56. Posted by srl | April 21, 2006 10:57 AM |
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57. Posted by steve | April 21, 2006 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wonder if Pizza Hut delivers here?
57. Posted by steve | April 21, 2006 11:01 AM |
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58. Posted by snowballs | April 21, 2006 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The new Myspace.com forum.
58. Posted by snowballs | April 21, 2006 11:09 AM |
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59. Posted by ken | April 21, 2006 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Writing crap worked for Pinter. Writing in crap should be even better!"
59. Posted by ken | April 21, 2006 11:15 AM |
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60. Posted by billburz | April 21, 2006 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The unknown 'Kennedy' Deter the Chicken, Ted's twin, writing Democratic talking points for Hugo Chavez.
60. Posted by billburz | April 21, 2006 11:17 AM |
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61. Posted by jab | April 21, 2006 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the RED pill?
61. Posted by jab | April 21, 2006 11:20 AM |
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62. Posted by Jim from Harrisburg | April 21, 2006 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Liveblogging from Gitmo.
62. Posted by Jim from Harrisburg | April 21, 2006 11:20 AM |
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63. Posted by ncheelsfan | April 21, 2006 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The sweat shops of Mac tech support.
63. Posted by ncheelsfan | April 21, 2006 11:22 AM |
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64. Posted by lawhawk | April 21, 2006 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And over here, we have what is known as a pedophilius stalkerus computerus.
64. Posted by lawhawk | April 21, 2006 11:24 AM |
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65. Posted by CZ | April 21, 2006 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of this
65. Posted by CZ | April 21, 2006 11:32 AM |
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66. Posted by robert | April 21, 2006 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There once was a journalist from Rome
Whose comrades inspired his tome
He proved in the crucible
Evolution is reversible
And the trees will soon be his home.
66. Posted by robert | April 21, 2006 11:34 AM |
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67. Posted by Faith+1 | April 21, 2006 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Budget cuts at the New York Times after another bad quarter are taking their toll.
67. Posted by Faith+1 | April 21, 2006 11:36 AM |
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68. Posted by Faith+1 | April 21, 2006 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul Krugman's office after the NYT started charging people to read his bad econmoic advice.
68. Posted by Faith+1 | April 21, 2006 11:40 AM |
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69. Posted by Faith+1 | April 21, 2006 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The MSM tries to reform by raising "free range journalists" instead of the normal industrial sized journalists farms where they are constantly force fed a diet of left wing rhetoric and DNC talking points.
69. Posted by Faith+1 | April 21, 2006 11:43 AM |
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70. Posted by Jeff | April 21, 2006 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After being bounced from "American Idol," heartthrob singer Ace Young considered about his personal hygiene and thought, "Fuck it."
70. Posted by Jeff | April 21, 2006 11:45 AM |
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71. Posted by Tim | April 21, 2006 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"ahhh, first you dismember the corpse, THEN you boil it!!! Geez what an idiot I am!!!"
71. Posted by Tim | April 21, 2006 11:50 AM |
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72. Posted by JEFF | April 21, 2006 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The White Houses new press secretary Billy Carter brushing up on current events.
72. Posted by JEFF | April 21, 2006 12:15 PM |
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73. Posted by Nell E | April 21, 2006 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scene from "The Making of 'An Inconvenient Truth'"
73. Posted by Nell E | April 21, 2006 12:18 PM |
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74. Posted by scsiwuzzy | April 21, 2006 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Instapundit: "Can you still hear the puppies blending, Clarice?"
74. Posted by scsiwuzzy | April 21, 2006 12:24 PM |
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75. Posted by radio free fred | April 21, 2006 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Man Arrested In France For Zoophilia Denounces Prosecutors For Sheep Shot."
75. Posted by radio free fred | April 21, 2006 12:37 PM |
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76. Posted by DJFelix | April 21, 2006 12:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Even after his incarcaration in Guantanamo Bay, Michael Moore continues to find ways to exploit tragedy behind bars with his trusty Powerbook, and a stolen Wifi connection.
76. Posted by DJFelix | April 21, 2006 12:38 PM |
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77. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | April 21, 2006 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dear Sir:
Please disregard my resignation
and allow me to continue as your
press secretary.
These past few days have been hell;
I've gone from a well-respected political
force to "Norm" from "Cheers."
Earnestly and Wholeheartedly,
S. McClellan
77. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | April 21, 2006 12:43 PM |
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78. Posted by McCain | April 21, 2006 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A Rasmussen poll reveals that the Liberals Quarantine Act of 2006 is supported by 98% of Republicans, with a margin of error of 2%.
78. Posted by McCain | April 21, 2006 1:08 PM |
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79. Posted by Falze | April 21, 2006 3:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okey-dokey. Inspiration...here we go...oops the screen saver started, hehe, I love them flying toasters...Ok, tap 'y' and there we go. Inspiration...how about a zoo? I come to ze zoo for ze inspiration, I write ze zoo! There we go, problem solved. "My Life In The Zoo" a play by me. Ok...oops more toasters...hehehehe. Where are the clever little monkeys? They might inspire me. Or the crocodiles? Something. A zoo? What was I thinking. I should have gone someplace good for inspiration. "My Life As A Girls Gone Wild Videographer in Cancun"! Now that's a title. Okey-dokey. Ooops...there go the toasters, again. hehehe...flap flap little toasters!
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this is the best group of caption contest entries I've seen, it's going to take a while to come up with a winner on this one
79. Posted by Falze | April 21, 2006 3:19 PM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 15:19
80. Posted by DaveD | April 21, 2006 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The NYT editorial staff has often been criticized for insulating itself from the views of every day America.
80. Posted by DaveD | April 21, 2006 4:03 PM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 16:03
81. Posted by MoonMonkey | April 21, 2006 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
..."Elsewhere in todays news; an aging Eric Cartman sits alone in a Jewish zoo somewhere near South Park, Colorado. His relentless pursuit of poor taste finally catching up with him, Cartman now spends most of his days shoving straw up his ass. Reporting for News 7, Stan Kyle." (photo courtesy of Kenny Productions)
81. Posted by MoonMonkey | April 21, 2006 4:32 PM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 16:32
82. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 21, 2006 4:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy..."
82. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 21, 2006 4:40 PM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 16:40
83. Posted by MoonMonkey | April 21, 2006 4:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"They all laughed when I told the world how I could teach anyone to blog in 30 days or less. Order my Zoo Professor today, it's a hoot! (no pun intended)
83. Posted by MoonMonkey | April 21, 2006 4:42 PM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 16:42
84. Posted by sean nyc/aa | April 21, 2006 4:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the future of investigative journalism in the US if Bill Bennet gets his way.
84. Posted by sean nyc/aa | April 21, 2006 4:49 PM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 16:49
85. Posted by MoonMonkey | April 21, 2006 4:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"An unidentified Duke University lacrosse player (pictured above) hammers out defense notes for his upcoming trial. 'It seems like this has taken ages, he quipped.' Ironically,the stripper accuser passed away just last week. She was only 64."
85. Posted by MoonMonkey | April 21, 2006 4:55 PM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 16:55
86. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 21, 2006 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mr. Rumplestilskin (shown) says that a beautiful maiden can actually spin this straw into pure gold. Where is the spinning wheel? I am ready to give it a try. Oh wait....I'm a guy! Really. The way they spin everything nowadays...Those #@^&+%~! liberals!!!
86. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 21, 2006 5:02 PM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 17:02
87. Posted by KAMIKAZI | April 21, 2006 5:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Meatloaf on Meatloaf by Meatloaf!
87. Posted by KAMIKAZI | April 21, 2006 5:53 PM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 17:53
88. Posted by Tom Lefebvre | April 21, 2006 5:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shit! I can't remember how to spell Guantanomo!
88. Posted by Tom Lefebvre | April 21, 2006 5:59 PM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 17:59
89. Posted by itismedavid | April 21, 2006 6:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Future glimpse of Howard Dean, January 2007
89. Posted by itismedavid | April 21, 2006 6:43 PM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 18:43
90. Posted by Roger Fraley | April 21, 2006 6:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Moore begins to regret signing up for the "90 day--90 pounds weight loss GUARANTEED" offer on the back of the graphic novel.
90. Posted by Roger Fraley | April 21, 2006 6:50 PM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 18:50
91. Posted by virgo | April 21, 2006 7:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Burkett impersonating Dan Rather with tech support from Mary Mapes. Pulitzer shoe-ins
91. Posted by virgo | April 21, 2006 7:45 PM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 19:45
92. Posted by "Candy" | April 21, 2006 7:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, Tom - get your fanny off the couch and get a load of THIS - it wasn't a bear after all!
92. Posted by "Candy" | April 21, 2006 7:50 PM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 19:50
93. Posted by Lloyd | April 21, 2006 8:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As we pick up the action, the Hollywood screenwriter has to decide if his next movie should be about heroic American soldiers, or a hilarious satire about an impish terrorist blowing up a televised amateur singing show.
93. Posted by Lloyd | April 21, 2006 8:34 PM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 20:34
94. Posted by Bruce | April 21, 2006 8:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Helen Thomas fine tuning her questions for next week's White House press conference, from the comfort of her master suite.
94. Posted by Bruce | April 21, 2006 8:42 PM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 20:42
95. Posted by Bruce | April 21, 2006 8:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Helen Thomas, sans make-up, fine tuning her questions for next week's White House press conference, from the comfort of her master suite.
95. Posted by Bruce | April 21, 2006 8:43 PM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 20:43
96. Posted by CharlesV | April 21, 2006 9:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Former French President Jacques Chirac responds to a few remaining supporters of the European Union via e-mail from his neo-French-zoo-holding cell after being convicted of corruption during his tenure as Mayor of Paris. The cell includes chapagne service three times a day and comes with personal-chefs for every four inhabitants. The facility built during Chirac's administration houses only special detainees and former government officials.
96. Posted by CharlesV | April 21, 2006 9:01 PM |
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Posted on April 21, 2006 21:01
97. Posted by katie couric | April 22, 2006 12:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Some fat slob trying to relive the glory days of woodstock by downloading Janis Joplin,joan baez,the who,peter paul and mary and kerry among others from the internet ! in other words the qualifications to become an editor at the NYTimes.
97. Posted by katie couric | April 22, 2006 12:16 AM |
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Posted on April 22, 2006 00:16
98. Posted by Mr. Right | April 22, 2006 12:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Next on our zoo tour, we have the North American Moonbat enjoying his favorite daily activity: wasting away the hours reading and writing fevered conspiracy theories about Neo-Cons and the Bush Administration on the Internet. That distinct odor is something called Patchouli Oil..."
98. Posted by Mr. Right | April 22, 2006 12:29 AM |
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Posted on April 22, 2006 00:29
99. Posted by radio free fred | April 22, 2006 6:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Pin Pals."
99. Posted by radio free fred | April 22, 2006 6:37 AM |
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Posted on April 22, 2006 06:37
100. Posted by radio free fred | April 22, 2006 6:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Pen Is Mightier Than The Pin."
100. Posted by radio free fred | April 22, 2006 6:39 AM |
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Posted on April 22, 2006 06:39
101. Posted by Maggie | April 22, 2006 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rumor has it that Algore has regrown his beard, taken to his lock box, and commenced work on his third book on global warming.
101. Posted by Maggie | April 22, 2006 8:09 AM |
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Posted on April 22, 2006 08:09
102. Posted by Adjustah | April 22, 2006 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Captured "Klingon" sends a "red alert, alpha one distress call" to the other members of the fan club...
102. Posted by Adjustah | April 22, 2006 12:06 PM |
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Posted on April 22, 2006 12:06
103. Posted by Falze | April 22, 2006 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
French journalists reluctantly accept some working condition modifications in return for guaranteed employment for life. One editor who asked to remain anonymous said, "If we could have gotten the Muslims to riot with us against this agreement, I think we could have gotten feedings twice a day, maybe some insect spray, but we couldn't win them over no matter how often or quickly we rolled over and exposed our soft bellies in submission."
103. Posted by Falze | April 22, 2006 1:02 PM |
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Posted on April 22, 2006 13:02
104. Posted by John Goodman | April 22, 2006 2:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dear Shrink,
I got out of the basement like you told me to. why do I still feel like I am still trapped in a cage?
Obsessive Blogger
104. Posted by John Goodman | April 22, 2006 2:21 PM |
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Posted on April 22, 2006 14:21
105. Posted by RadiCalMan | April 23, 2006 1:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know that Steve Jobs likes to promote the "Think Different" campaign, but this is ridiculous!
105. Posted by RadiCalMan | April 23, 2006 1:37 AM |
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Posted on April 23, 2006 01:37
106. Posted by Aaron's cc: | April 23, 2006 4:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Of course my hands are folded! How the hell do you keep a mouse in here?
106. Posted by Aaron's cc: | April 23, 2006 4:33 AM |
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Posted on April 23, 2006 04:33
107. Posted by Babs | April 23, 2006 9:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mak44 filling out an online application to CBS and the DNC.
107. Posted by Babs | April 23, 2006 9:29 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2006 21:29
108. Posted by Buckley F. Williams | April 24, 2006 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dear Nurse Ratchet,
As I mentioned earlier, I merely wish to have my cigarettes returned to me and then I shall trouble you no further.
108. Posted by Buckley F. Williams | April 24, 2006 2:24 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2006 14:24
109. Posted by Kevin | April 28, 2006 1:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
109. Posted by Kevin | April 28, 2006 1:50 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 01:50