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Comments (51)
My Mom's Madonna, I'm soooo... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Timmer | April 28, 2006 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My Mom's Madonna, I'm soooooooo gonna get laid when I grow up.
1. Posted by Timmer | April 28, 2006 7:28 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 07:28
2. Posted by Timmer | April 28, 2006 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What thousands have craved, I get for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
2. Posted by Timmer | April 28, 2006 7:29 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 07:29
3. Posted by Timmer | April 28, 2006 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Madonna accidently reveals the dark side of Kaballah: Baby snacks!
3. Posted by Timmer | April 28, 2006 7:31 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 07:31
4. Posted by JimK | April 28, 2006 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Braaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnssssss!
4. Posted by JimK | April 28, 2006 7:31 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 07:31
5. Posted by Bryan | April 28, 2006 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm gonna shake you like a martini, kid!"
5. Posted by Bryan | April 28, 2006 7:35 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 07:35
6. Posted by HeyMike | April 28, 2006 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Forget the Quiznos subs, I'll take those
chimichangas!
6. Posted by HeyMike | April 28, 2006 7:35 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 07:35
7. Posted by Faith+1 | April 28, 2006 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I unhinge my jaw just a little more I can swallow him whole...
7. Posted by Faith+1 | April 28, 2006 7:42 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 07:42
8. Posted by Robb H | April 28, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No Ms. LaFave, just because it's a girl doesn't make it any less illeagal.
8. Posted by Robb H | April 28, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 07:48
9. Posted by Giacomo | April 28, 2006 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, mom, I think it's time for a feeding, and with an audience!"
9. Posted by Giacomo | April 28, 2006 7:54 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 07:54
10. Posted by Tango | April 28, 2006 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Playmate Jenny McCarthy competes in the the Domestic Mom Baby Lift event at this year's Bunny Olympics. Said Ms. McCarthy of the event, "It's like when I first got my implants - the weight is not bad but they make you a little uncomfortable."
10. Posted by Tango | April 28, 2006 7:58 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 07:58
11. Posted by Nathan Bradfield | April 28, 2006 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can't believe you soiled your diaper at THIS place!
11. Posted by Nathan Bradfield | April 28, 2006 8:10 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 08:10
12. Posted by Guido | April 28, 2006 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, there's worse things than being Madonna's kid.
I mean, if I was a few years older, I could be Sean Penn's kid, too!
12. Posted by Guido | April 28, 2006 8:11 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 08:11
13. Posted by Paul | April 28, 2006 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Got Milk?
13. Posted by Paul | April 28, 2006 8:13 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 08:13
14. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 28, 2006 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mommy just because you made out with Brittany doesn't mean you're going to drop me on my head does it?"
14. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 28, 2006 8:40 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 08:40
15. Posted by BlogDog | April 28, 2006 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh sweetheart! You're so cute and still several years away from being embarrassed about your mommy!"
15. Posted by BlogDog | April 28, 2006 9:14 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 09:14
16. Posted by Bill | April 28, 2006 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Guys, I've been there and it's awesome!"
16. Posted by Bill | April 28, 2006 9:26 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 09:26
17. Posted by Mighty Dwight | April 28, 2006 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alright boys, I'm going in...and don't wait up for me, because I think I'm going to have seconds....
17. Posted by Mighty Dwight | April 28, 2006 9:26 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 09:26
18. Posted by virgo | April 28, 2006 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Like A UnVirgin"
18. Posted by virgo | April 28, 2006 9:28 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 09:28
19. Posted by virgo.. | April 28, 2006 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Immmmm keeping My babay...
19. Posted by virgo.. | April 28, 2006 9:30 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 09:30
20. Posted by OregonMuse | April 28, 2006 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thought balloon from the kid's head: "I'd hit it."
20. Posted by OregonMuse | April 28, 2006 9:32 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 09:32
21. Posted by fustian | April 28, 2006 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Like a virgin", my ass.
21. Posted by fustian | April 28, 2006 9:43 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 09:43
22. Posted by virgo | April 28, 2006 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mommy can we pway tittleywinks again ?
22. Posted by virgo | April 28, 2006 9:47 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 09:47
23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 28, 2006 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Thank you for coming. I'm holding this press conference to let everyone know that, in support of open borders, I'm giving my maid, my cook, and especially my nanny the day off."
23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 28, 2006 9:47 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 09:47
24. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 28, 2006 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baby Bob graduates from Quiznos to tacos
24. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 28, 2006 9:51 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 09:51
25. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 28, 2006 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GOT MILF?
25. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 28, 2006 9:57 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 09:57
26. Posted by JEFF | April 28, 2006 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mom did You remember the wet wipes this time?
26. Posted by JEFF | April 28, 2006 10:00 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 10:00
27. Posted by lakestate | April 28, 2006 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Jackson isn't the only Pop Star dumb enough to hang a baby over the balcony.
27. Posted by lakestate | April 28, 2006 10:17 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 10:17
28. Posted by Rick13 | April 28, 2006 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I knew she ate her young!
28. Posted by Rick13 | April 28, 2006 10:36 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 10:36
29. Posted by MunDane | April 28, 2006 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So, Mom, when you are done with my diaper, are you gonna change Hef's too?
OT: WTF? Why does everyone think that is Madonna? Jenny McCarthy...Playboy Playmate...
29. Posted by MunDane | April 28, 2006 10:51 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 10:51
30. Posted by McGehee | April 28, 2006 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baby's Thought Bubble: "Wanna see me spit up?"
30. Posted by McGehee | April 28, 2006 11:14 AM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 11:14
31. Posted by lawhawk | April 28, 2006 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1) If I were a little older, I'd enjoy 'em a whole lot more. Of course, if I were a little younger, I'd be the envy of every red-blooded man on the planet..
2) Life is but a journey. Hold me. Sqeeze me. Touch me.
3) No one can confuse me with that tart Britney - this is the proper technique for showing off my fantastic bod. Oh, and the baby isn't in any danger either.
31. Posted by lawhawk | April 28, 2006 12:01 PM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 12:01
32. Posted by JAT | April 28, 2006 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Got Milk?
32. Posted by JAT | April 28, 2006 1:48 PM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 13:48
33. Posted by billburz | April 28, 2006 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ma, is there any milk on my lips?
33. Posted by billburz | April 28, 2006 1:55 PM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 13:55
34. Posted by Jason | April 28, 2006 2:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Someday soon, Candie's will take a picture of mommy and me on our potty chairs."
34. Posted by Jason | April 28, 2006 2:05 PM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 14:05
35. Posted by HankF | April 28, 2006 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jenny McCarthy (D-Ca) kicks off her campaign for the Democratic presendential nomination by signing copies of her swimsuit calendar at the Beverly Hills Borders.
35. Posted by HankF | April 28, 2006 2:37 PM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 14:37
36. Posted by Kevin | April 28, 2006 3:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look at those beauties. I'm never going to learn how to use a bottle now!
36. Posted by Kevin | April 28, 2006 3:02 PM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 15:02
37. Posted by c | April 28, 2006 4:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dirty Diaper Love -- the Sequel!
37. Posted by c | April 28, 2006 4:02 PM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 16:02
38. Posted by John Kerry | April 28, 2006 5:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Im only 2 feet tall, but man can I lettem rip...
by the way this is my mommy: Madonna McCarthy Simpson ? I dont know which? but Im only 2..whats Your excuse?
38. Posted by John Kerry | April 28, 2006 5:22 PM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 17:22
39. Posted by ken | April 28, 2006 5:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jenny: "Oh my...well, that's just like in my book when I talk about having diarrhea at an appearance."
39. Posted by ken | April 28, 2006 5:47 PM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 17:47
40. Posted by ken | April 28, 2006 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jenny: "Well, you're not as cute as Jenna Jameson, but I'll show you the ropes kid."
40. Posted by ken | April 28, 2006 5:48 PM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 17:48
41. Posted by Joe | April 28, 2006 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Grampa Hef, My Mommy wants Her child support check..and I want to know when are you gonna grow up?
41. Posted by Joe | April 28, 2006 7:14 PM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 19:14
42. Posted by virgo | April 28, 2006 7:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mundane
I guess i looked at the picture really quick and thought Madonna or McCarthy ? everyone was writing as Madonna so i just assumed! anyways She looks like both or also jessica Simpson .. ?i guess it does,nt matter as We will have fun with it anyway..
42. Posted by virgo | April 28, 2006 7:36 PM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 19:36
43. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 28, 2006 8:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PHHBBTT!
43. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 28, 2006 8:04 PM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 20:04
44. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 28, 2006 8:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After an unhealthy influence from Hef, Jenny's son needed to join 'Boinkers Anonymous' at an early age.
44. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 28, 2006 8:05 PM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 20:05
45. Posted by hatless in hattiesburg | April 28, 2006 8:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At a press conference today, Madonna announced that she would be publishing a sequel to her previous book, which will be entitled "Consequences".
45. Posted by hatless in hattiesburg | April 28, 2006 8:33 PM |
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Posted on April 28, 2006 20:33
46. Posted by DaveD | April 29, 2006 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Madonna and Child
46. Posted by DaveD | April 29, 2006 8:47 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2006 08:47
47. Posted by radio free fred | April 29, 2006 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm Just Here For The Breast Signing, I Mean Book Signing."
47. Posted by radio free fred | April 29, 2006 9:30 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2006 09:30
48. Posted by radio free fred | April 29, 2006 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
38 Special, Collectors Edition, Coming Soon.
48. Posted by radio free fred | April 29, 2006 3:32 PM |
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Posted on April 29, 2006 15:32
49. Posted by Buckley F. Williams | April 29, 2006 9:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mmm. They do taste just like chicken.
49. Posted by Buckley F. Williams | April 29, 2006 9:16 PM |
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Posted on April 29, 2006 21:16
50. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | April 29, 2006 9:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mom, enough with the facial expressions! You're a hot chick; you're NOT that's N-O-T, funny! Who told you that you had a sense of humor? That
'Borders' banner is funnier than you. Thank You for bringing me into the world, but don't do anymore acting. My friends at daycare laugh 'at,' not 'with,' me because of you."
50. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | April 29, 2006 9:42 PM |
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Posted on April 29, 2006 21:42
51. Posted by Kevin | May 1, 2006 1:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
51. Posted by Kevin | May 1, 2006 1:41 AM |
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Posted on May 1, 2006 01:41