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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: April 28, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Jenny McCarthy at a book signing for her new book 'Life Laughs,' in New York


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (51)

My Mom's Madonna, I'm soooo... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Timmer | April 28, 2006 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

My Mom's Madonna, I'm soooooooo gonna get laid when I grow up.

1. Posted by Timmer | April 28, 2006 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 07:28

What thousands have craved,... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Timmer | April 28, 2006 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

What thousands have craved, I get for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

2. Posted by Timmer | April 28, 2006 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 07:29

Madonna accidently reveals ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Timmer | April 28, 2006 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Madonna accidently reveals the dark side of Kaballah: Baby snacks!

3. Posted by Timmer | April 28, 2006 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 07:31

Braaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnssssss!<... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by JimK | April 28, 2006 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

Braaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnssssss!

4. Posted by JimK | April 28, 2006 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 07:31

"I'm gonna shake you like a... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Bryan | April 28, 2006 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bryan:

"I'm gonna shake you like a martini, kid!"

5. Posted by Bryan | April 28, 2006 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 07:35

Forget the Quiznos subs, I'... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by HeyMike | April 28, 2006 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HeyMike:

Forget the Quiznos subs, I'll take those
chimichangas!

6. Posted by HeyMike | April 28, 2006 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 07:35

If I unhinge my jaw just a ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Faith+1 | April 28, 2006 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

If I unhinge my jaw just a little more I can swallow him whole...

7. Posted by Faith+1 | April 28, 2006 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 07:42

No Ms. LaFave, just because... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Robb H | April 28, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robb H:

No Ms. LaFave, just because it's a girl doesn't make it any less illeagal.

8. Posted by Robb H | April 28, 2006 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 07:48

"Hey, mom, I think it's tim... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Giacomo | April 28, 2006 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"Hey, mom, I think it's time for a feeding, and with an audience!"

9. Posted by Giacomo | April 28, 2006 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 07:54

Playmate Jenny McCarthy com... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Tango | April 28, 2006 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

Playmate Jenny McCarthy competes in the the Domestic Mom Baby Lift event at this year's Bunny Olympics. Said Ms. McCarthy of the event, "It's like when I first got my implants - the weight is not bad but they make you a little uncomfortable."

10. Posted by Tango | April 28, 2006 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 07:58

I can't believe you soiled ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Nathan Bradfield | April 28, 2006 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nathan Bradfield:

I can't believe you soiled your diaper at THIS place!

11. Posted by Nathan Bradfield | April 28, 2006 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 08:10

Hey, there's worse things t... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Guido | April 28, 2006 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

Hey, there's worse things than being Madonna's kid.
I mean, if I was a few years older, I could be Sean Penn's kid, too!

12. Posted by Guido | April 28, 2006 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 08:11

Got Milk?... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Paul | April 28, 2006 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul:

Got Milk?

13. Posted by Paul | April 28, 2006 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 08:13

"Mommy just because you mad... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 28, 2006 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

"Mommy just because you made out with Brittany doesn't mean you're going to drop me on my head does it?"

14. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 28, 2006 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 08:40

"Oh sweetheart! You're so c... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by BlogDog | April 28, 2006 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

"Oh sweetheart! You're so cute and still several years away from being embarrassed about your mommy!"

15. Posted by BlogDog | April 28, 2006 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 09:14

"Guys, I've been there and ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Bill | April 28, 2006 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill:

"Guys, I've been there and it's awesome!"

16. Posted by Bill | April 28, 2006 9:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 09:26

Alright boys, I'm going in.... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Mighty Dwight | April 28, 2006 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mighty Dwight:

Alright boys, I'm going in...and don't wait up for me, because I think I'm going to have seconds....

17. Posted by Mighty Dwight | April 28, 2006 9:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 09:26

"Like A UnVirgin"... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by virgo | April 28, 2006 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
virgo:

"Like A UnVirgin"

18. Posted by virgo | April 28, 2006 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 09:28

Immmmm keeping My babay...... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by virgo.. | April 28, 2006 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
virgo..:

Immmmm keeping My babay...

19. Posted by virgo.. | April 28, 2006 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 09:30

Thought balloon from the ki... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by OregonMuse | April 28, 2006 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Thought balloon from the kid's head: "I'd hit it."

20. Posted by OregonMuse | April 28, 2006 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 09:32

"Like a virgin", my ass.</p... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by fustian | April 28, 2006 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

"Like a virgin", my ass.

21. Posted by fustian | April 28, 2006 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 09:43

Mommy can we pway tittleywi... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by virgo | April 28, 2006 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
virgo:

Mommy can we pway tittleywinks again ?

22. Posted by virgo | April 28, 2006 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 09:47

"Thank you for coming. I'm ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 28, 2006 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Thank you for coming. I'm holding this press conference to let everyone know that, in support of open borders, I'm giving my maid, my cook, and especially my nanny the day off."

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 28, 2006 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 09:47

Baby Bob graduates from Qui... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 28, 2006 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Baby Bob graduates from Quiznos to tacos

24. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 28, 2006 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 09:51

GOT MILF?... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 28, 2006 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

GOT MILF?

25. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 28, 2006 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 09:57

Mom did You remember the w... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by JEFF | April 28, 2006 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JEFF:

Mom did You remember the wet wipes this time?

26. Posted by JEFF | April 28, 2006 10:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 10:00

Michael Jackson isn't the o... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by lakestate | April 28, 2006 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lakestate:

Michael Jackson isn't the only Pop Star dumb enough to hang a baby over the balcony.

27. Posted by lakestate | April 28, 2006 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 10:17

I knew she ate her young!</... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Rick13 | April 28, 2006 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

I knew she ate her young!

28. Posted by Rick13 | April 28, 2006 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 10:36

So, Mom, when you are done ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by MunDane | April 28, 2006 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MunDane:

So, Mom, when you are done with my diaper, are you gonna change Hef's too?

OT: WTF? Why does everyone think that is Madonna? Jenny McCarthy...Playboy Playmate...

29. Posted by MunDane | April 28, 2006 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 10:51

Baby's Thought Bubble:</... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by McGehee | April 28, 2006 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Baby's Thought Bubble: "Wanna see me spit up?"

30. Posted by McGehee | April 28, 2006 11:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 11:14

1) If I were a little older... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by lawhawk | April 28, 2006 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

1) If I were a little older, I'd enjoy 'em a whole lot more. Of course, if I were a little younger, I'd be the envy of every red-blooded man on the planet..

2) Life is but a journey. Hold me. Sqeeze me. Touch me.

3) No one can confuse me with that tart Britney - this is the proper technique for showing off my fantastic bod. Oh, and the baby isn't in any danger either.

31. Posted by lawhawk | April 28, 2006 12:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 12:01

Got Milk?... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by JAT | April 28, 2006 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

Got Milk?

32. Posted by JAT | April 28, 2006 1:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 13:48

ma, is there any milk on my... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by billburz | April 28, 2006 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

ma, is there any milk on my lips?

33. Posted by billburz | April 28, 2006 1:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 13:55

"Someday soon, Candie's wil... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Jason | April 28, 2006 2:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

"Someday soon, Candie's will take a picture of mommy and me on our potty chairs."

34. Posted by Jason | April 28, 2006 2:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 14:05

Jenny McCarthy (D-Ca) kicks... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by HankF | April 28, 2006 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HankF:

Jenny McCarthy (D-Ca) kicks off her campaign for the Democratic presendential nomination by signing copies of her swimsuit calendar at the Beverly Hills Borders.

35. Posted by HankF | April 28, 2006 2:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 14:37

Look at those beauties. I'... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Kevin | April 28, 2006 3:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Look at those beauties. I'm never going to learn how to use a bottle now!

36. Posted by Kevin | April 28, 2006 3:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 15:02

Dirty Diaper Love -- the Se... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by c | April 28, 2006 4:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
c:

Dirty Diaper Love -- the Sequel!

37. Posted by c | April 28, 2006 4:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 16:02

Im only 2 feet tall, but ma... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by John Kerry | April 28, 2006 5:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry:

Im only 2 feet tall, but man can I lettem rip...


by the way this is my mommy: Madonna McCarthy Simpson ? I dont know which? but Im only 2..whats Your excuse?

38. Posted by John Kerry | April 28, 2006 5:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 17:22

Jenny: "Oh my...well, that'... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by ken | April 28, 2006 5:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ken:

Jenny: "Oh my...well, that's just like in my book when I talk about having diarrhea at an appearance."

39. Posted by ken | April 28, 2006 5:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 17:47

Jenny: "Well, you're not as... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by ken | April 28, 2006 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ken:

Jenny: "Well, you're not as cute as Jenna Jameson, but I'll show you the ropes kid."

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Posted on April 28, 2006 17:48

Grampa Hef, My Mommy wants... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Joe | April 28, 2006 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe:

Grampa Hef, My Mommy wants Her child support check..and I want to know when are you gonna grow up?

41. Posted by Joe | April 28, 2006 7:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2006 19:14

Mundane I guess i ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by virgo | April 28, 2006 7:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
virgo:

Mundane

I guess i looked at the picture really quick and thought Madonna or McCarthy ? everyone was writing as Madonna so i just assumed! anyways She looks like both or also jessica Simpson .. ?i guess it does,nt matter as We will have fun with it anyway..