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Comments (105)
Don't be nervous, I did thi... (Below threshold)1. Posted by jpm100 | May 5, 2006 7:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't be nervous, I did this with Bill all the time.
1. Posted by jpm100 | May 5, 2006 7:13 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 07:13
2. Posted by Tim | May 5, 2006 7:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and yes, she gives the blow jobs Americans don't want to give."
2. Posted by Tim | May 5, 2006 7:16 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 07:16
3. Posted by Weegie | May 5, 2006 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ay, ay, ay ayyyyy
I am the Frito bandito..."
3. Posted by Weegie | May 5, 2006 7:19 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 07:19
4. Posted by HeyMike | May 5, 2006 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Is she still there?" "Tony, is she gone??"
4. Posted by HeyMike | May 5, 2006 7:24 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 07:24
5. Posted by rightnumberone | May 5, 2006 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Bush about to get a little "Passionate Conservatism."
5. Posted by rightnumberone | May 5, 2006 7:34 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 07:34
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 5, 2006 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Feeling a little Mexican?"
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 5, 2006 7:40 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 07:40
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 5, 2006 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Remember the Alamo!"
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 5, 2006 7:41 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 07:41
8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 5, 2006 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Puppet and the Puppet Master.
8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 5, 2006 7:46 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 07:46
9. Posted by SmartGuy | May 5, 2006 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If you will excuse me, ladies and gentlemen - I need to go backstage and poll some of the future electorate"
9. Posted by SmartGuy | May 5, 2006 7:47 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 07:47
10. Posted by Drew Adams | May 5, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A Groupie storms the stage as President Bush gives a rousing rendition of the Frank Sinatra Classic " I Did it My Way"
10. Posted by Drew Adams | May 5, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 07:48
11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 5, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ha ha ha ha! If I tickle this spot he says whatever I want him to say!"
11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 5, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 07:48
12. Posted by justme | May 5, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I feel a stiff, aaaa.... I mean a shift in policy.
12. Posted by justme | May 5, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 07:48
13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 5, 2006 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Tickle me Busho"
13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 5, 2006 7:49 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 07:49
14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 5, 2006 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The sexual predator meets the textual sedater.
14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 5, 2006 7:53 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 07:53
15. Posted by William Watkins | May 5, 2006 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Undocumented aliens perform essential White House services formerly provided by interns
15. Posted by William Watkins | May 5, 2006 8:01 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 08:01
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 5, 2006 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
♫
Ay yi yi yi I like Lasagna,
If I had my way I'd Lay Sonia all day...
♫
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 5, 2006 8:04 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 08:04
17. Posted by Imhotep | May 5, 2006 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Manos esquerda est mucho dolor!
17. Posted by Imhotep | May 5, 2006 8:26 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 08:26
18. Posted by billburz | May 5, 2006 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Cucaracha!!!!
18. Posted by billburz | May 5, 2006 8:32 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 08:32
19. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 5, 2006 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yo Quiero Tacos"
19. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 5, 2006 8:32 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 08:32
20. Posted by Sinner | May 5, 2006 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well OK, but usually I drive.
20. Posted by Sinner | May 5, 2006 8:32 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 08:32
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 5, 2006 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm always up for a little Tex-Mex if ya know what I mean."
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 5, 2006 8:33 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 08:33
22. Posted by robert | May 5, 2006 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There once was a man of the day,
Who interrupted his schedule to say:
"When it comes to chicks,
I'm getting more kicks"
and celebrated the fifth of May.
22. Posted by robert | May 5, 2006 8:34 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 08:34
23. Posted by Guido | May 5, 2006 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Señorita Graciela was just telling me about the time she entertained here at the White House on Cinco de Mayo, 1998. She said, "El presidente ask me 'where you from?' And she said Tijuana. He replies to her, 'I can't right now, but stick around until after señora Heelary leaves'!"
23. Posted by Guido | May 5, 2006 8:36 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 08:36
24. Posted by radio free fred | May 5, 2006 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Did Ya Ever Feel Like Ya Had A Pinata In Your Pants?"
24. Posted by radio free fred | May 5, 2006 8:43 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 08:43
25. Posted by Rick13 | May 5, 2006 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Pedro offers you his protection!"
25. Posted by Rick13 | May 5, 2006 8:51 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 08:51
26. Posted by radio free fred | May 5, 2006 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I Ain't Gonna Build No Stinkin' Wall."
26. Posted by radio free fred | May 5, 2006 8:52 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 08:52
27. Posted by Faith+1 | May 5, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Clinton...eat your heart out.
27. Posted by Faith+1 | May 5, 2006 8:55 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 08:55
28. Posted by Faith+1 | May 5, 2006 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where's my wallet?
28. Posted by Faith+1 | May 5, 2006 8:56 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 08:56
29. Posted by Mean Dean | May 5, 2006 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With apologies to Mel Brooks and the cas of 'Blazing Saddles' ...
"... excuse me while I whip this out"
29. Posted by Mean Dean | May 5, 2006 9:00 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 09:00
30. Posted by april | May 5, 2006 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"
30. Posted by april | May 5, 2006 9:04 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 09:04
31. Posted by Hoodlumman | May 5, 2006 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
♫ Laaaaady in reeeeeeeed.... Is dancing with me...
Asscheek to cheek.... ♫
31. Posted by Hoodlumman | May 5, 2006 9:05 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 09:05
32. Posted by Tango | May 5, 2006 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...I cried a tear, you wiped it dry...so high that I could almost see eterity, you needed me, you needed me..."
32. Posted by Tango | May 5, 2006 9:07 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 09:07
33. Posted by epador | May 5, 2006 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Final adjustments are made on the life-size Piñata filled with sound byte malaprops prior to it being raised over the White House Press Corps. Helen Thomas was unfortunately later trampled in the rush to gather up the prizes on the Press Room floor.
33. Posted by epador | May 5, 2006 9:17 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 09:17
34. Posted by docjim505 | May 5, 2006 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look behind me and ask yourself: "Am I SURE that I want to close the border?"
34. Posted by docjim505 | May 5, 2006 9:20 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 09:20
35. Posted by Takefive | May 5, 2006 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mommmmeeeeeeee!
35. Posted by Takefive | May 5, 2006 9:24 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 09:24
36. Posted by virgo | May 5, 2006 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" Illegal Amigos "
36. Posted by virgo | May 5, 2006 9:26 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 09:26
37. Posted by FreakyBoy | May 5, 2006 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush recounts for the mostly Mexican crowd how he once, on a bet, drank a fifth a mayonnaise while at Yale.
37. Posted by FreakyBoy | May 5, 2006 9:27 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 09:27
38. Posted by virgo | May 5, 2006 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is what a guest worker amnesty program gets Ya down in Crawford!
38. Posted by virgo | May 5, 2006 9:38 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 09:38
39. Posted by viet vet | May 5, 2006 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The broad mass of the nation ... will more easily fall victim to a big lie than to a small one." -- Adolf Hitler, in his 1925 book Mein Kampf
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." -- Nazi Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels [citation needed]
"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country." -- Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Göring during the Nuremberg Trials
39. Posted by viet vet | May 5, 2006 9:38 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 09:38
40. Posted by Semanticleo | May 5, 2006 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Does anyone have a Robusto? She thinks my
cigarillo is funny.
40. Posted by Semanticleo | May 5, 2006 9:40 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 09:40
41. Posted by Patti Downing | May 5, 2006 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My name is...Jose Jimenez...and..
AY CHIHUAHUA!"
41. Posted by Patti Downing | May 5, 2006 9:41 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 09:41
42. Posted by Kevin | May 5, 2006 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Slow down sister, you've got the wrong President."
42. Posted by Kevin | May 5, 2006 9:41 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 09:41
43. Posted by yetanotherjohn | May 5, 2006 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is it just me or does Bush look a little...stiff.
43. Posted by yetanotherjohn | May 5, 2006 10:11 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 10:11
44. Posted by ed | May 5, 2006 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm.
"Look at me I'm Steven Colbert. I'm a big doody-head with a lame tv show. Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush."
44. Posted by ed | May 5, 2006 10:19 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 10:19
45. Posted by justme | May 5, 2006 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush announced in his speech today "now this is one illegal immigrant issue I goint to be on top of"
45. Posted by justme | May 5, 2006 10:19 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 10:19
46. Posted by BlogDog | May 5, 2006 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the thought balloon: "Think of Laura. Laugh, don't cry. ... Cristopher Cross? Cross the border? Borderline? Madonna? Ray of Light? Ray Nagin? Oh my God! It's the greatest conspiracy the world has ever seen! The DaBushie Code!"
46. Posted by BlogDog | May 5, 2006 10:22 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 10:22
47. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 5, 2006 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and just to lay the concerns with Social Security to rest, I want to assure you all that I've always had a special place in my heart for Senora Citizens."
47. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 5, 2006 10:46 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 10:46
48. Posted by Steve Fox | May 5, 2006 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Gracias Ladies and Gentlemen...now if you'll excuse me tonight I must zip down south of the border to meet with Vicente Beav...I mean Fox."
48. Posted by Steve Fox | May 5, 2006 10:52 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 10:52
49. Posted by ken bryant | May 5, 2006 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, no, no! I said 'reach common ground' not 'gimme a reach around'!" Pero, muchas gracias.
49. Posted by ken bryant | May 5, 2006 10:58 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 10:58
50. Posted by Falze | May 5, 2006 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shown here is the much talked about photograph. Not since 'what's that under his jacket at the debate' have liberal and conservative blogs alike been so ablaze with conjecture as to just what, exactly, can be seen behind Bush's back and what, exactly, it is doing there.
50. Posted by Falze | May 5, 2006 11:00 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 11:00
51. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 5, 2006 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I believe my position on Off-Shore Drilling is about to change!
51. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 5, 2006 11:04 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 11:04
52. Posted by kbiel | May 5, 2006 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And let me introduce to you my number one reason for supporting amnesty for illegal aliens."
52. Posted by kbiel | May 5, 2006 11:05 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 11:05
53. Posted by chimangaconquistador | May 5, 2006 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'Careful Honey' here comes the librarian!
53. Posted by chimangaconquistador | May 5, 2006 11:20 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 11:20
54. Posted by wmds4bush | May 5, 2006 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ooooh! Now sing the National Anthem in Spanish!
54. Posted by wmds4bush | May 5, 2006 11:27 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 11:27
55. Posted by Phil | May 5, 2006 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laura, heeeeelllllpppppp!
55. Posted by Phil | May 5, 2006 11:38 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 11:38
56. Posted by Master Shake | May 5, 2006 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sure, she's hot, but I can see her lips moving.
56. Posted by Master Shake | May 5, 2006 11:40 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 11:40
57. Posted by Master Shake | May 5, 2006 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All right, all right, I'll give all of you amnesty. Now stop punching me in the kidney!
57. Posted by Master Shake | May 5, 2006 11:42 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 11:42
58. Posted by Clancy | May 5, 2006 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I swear, I did not have sex with that woman. And if I did, at least she's not as fugly as Monica..."
58. Posted by Clancy | May 5, 2006 11:51 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 11:51
59. Posted by Joe | May 5, 2006 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
YEEEHAH I think i,ll have to brand this one!
59. Posted by Joe | May 5, 2006 11:53 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 11:53
60. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | May 5, 2006 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
These are the kind of 'workers' we need to 'do' the 'jobs' Americans won't 'do'.
60. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | May 5, 2006 11:57 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 11:57
61. Posted by virgo | May 5, 2006 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Whoa baby lets do some Ambien and get wild and crazy.."
61. Posted by virgo | May 5, 2006 11:57 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 11:57
62. Posted by Steve | May 5, 2006 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What's in your wallet?
62. Posted by Steve | May 5, 2006 12:00 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 12:00
63. Posted by Guido | May 5, 2006 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know it's only 'cinco de Mayo' in the room, but it feels like 'quatro de Julio' in my pantalones, right now!
63. Posted by Guido | May 5, 2006 12:05 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 12:05
64. Posted by jc | May 5, 2006 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
E-i-e-i-o!
And on his farm...
64. Posted by jc | May 5, 2006 12:05 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 12:05
65. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 5, 2006 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is how he hits the high notes when he sings the national anthem in Spanish! Raise the flag staff, boys!
65. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 5, 2006 12:17 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 12:17
66. Posted by ClashCityRocker | May 5, 2006 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Continuing the White House shake up, Today President Bush introduced the new First Lady
66. Posted by ClashCityRocker | May 5, 2006 12:21 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 12:21
67. Posted by Dodo David | May 5, 2006 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Folks, I'm happy to be attending this Cinco de Mayo luncheon. I wish to point out, however, that Bill Clinton requested the pink taco, not me."
67. Posted by Dodo David | May 5, 2006 12:22 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 12:22
68. Posted by Bungaloebill | May 5, 2006 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's good to be the prez...um...Laura's not around, right?
68. Posted by Bungaloebill | May 5, 2006 12:26 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 12:26
69. Posted by Kevin Murphy | May 5, 2006 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1. "I'm the decider, and I'll decide when I've had too much or done too much."
2. "It ain't cheating if she gropes me."
3. "Hey Patrick, don't leave so soon. The party's just got started"
4. "We're going to party like it's 1969"
5. President Bush sings the national anthem in Spanish with a little encouragment from a friend.
6. "I never had this much fun discussing south of the border relations with Vicente."
7. "She sure puts some spicy picante all over my burrito."
69. Posted by Kevin Murphy | May 5, 2006 12:26 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 12:26
70. Posted by virgo | May 5, 2006 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
B~i~n~g~o B~i~n~g~o b~i~n~g~o and Gringo is His name O..
70. Posted by virgo | May 5, 2006 12:30 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 12:30
71. Posted by Mark | May 5, 2006 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Whoa! I think an illegal alien just penetrated my 'southern border'"!
71. Posted by Mark | May 5, 2006 12:41 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 12:41
72. Posted by DaveD | May 5, 2006 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Bob, Bob Dole!!! Remember I asked you about that Viagra stuff you were sellin' a while back? Well, nevermind......
72. Posted by DaveD | May 5, 2006 1:00 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 13:00
73. Posted by "Candy" | May 5, 2006 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I believe my position on Off-Shore Drilling is about to change!"
Posted by: Vegas Vic at May 5, 2006 11:04 AM
Vegas Vic MUST win this contest. One vote for Vic!
73. Posted by "Candy" | May 5, 2006 1:04 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 13:04
74. Posted by Indigent Blogger | May 5, 2006 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes, I will have her on my Cabinet. In fact, I'd like to see in a several positions on my staff."
74. Posted by Indigent Blogger | May 5, 2006 1:24 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 13:24
75. Posted by Indigent Blogger | May 5, 2006 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Typo correction:
"Yes, I will have her on my Cabinet. In fact, I'd like to see her in several positions on my staff."
75. Posted by Indigent Blogger | May 5, 2006 1:26 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 13:26
76. Posted by RadiCalMan | May 5, 2006 3:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And, just last week I thought Laura was "Muy Caliente"!
76. Posted by RadiCalMan | May 5, 2006 3:08 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 15:08
77. Posted by Wags | May 5, 2006 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Now listen, because I am going to say this once.
I-did-not-have-sexual-relations-with-this-woman, Ms. Lopez.."
77. Posted by Wags | May 5, 2006 4:04 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 16:04
78. Posted by Murdoc | May 5, 2006 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Abu gar...Abu grab...Abu...Now what was I talking about, again?"
78. Posted by Murdoc | May 5, 2006 4:47 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 16:47
79. Posted by Murdoc | May 5, 2006 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Nuke-You-Ler!"
79. Posted by Murdoc | May 5, 2006 4:48 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 16:48
80. Posted by McCain | May 5, 2006 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Does anyone want to see a microphone imitate a cigar?
80. Posted by McCain | May 5, 2006 5:20 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 17:20
81. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 5, 2006 6:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Invasion of the Border Snatchers
Where you gonna go, where you gonna run, where you gonna hide?
81. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 5, 2006 6:34 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 18:34
82. Posted by DaveD | May 5, 2006 6:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh man, I'm gettin' those cramps in my right hand again!"
82. Posted by DaveD | May 5, 2006 6:58 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 18:58
83. Posted by Roger Fraley | May 5, 2006 6:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, Graciela, what day is Cinco de Mayo this year?
83. Posted by Roger Fraley | May 5, 2006 6:59 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 18:59
84. Posted by John Kerry | May 5, 2006 7:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I cant help it Ladys and Gentlemen! this young Mexican woman recognizes the fact that I have ahh ahh " Gravytoss!"
84. Posted by John Kerry | May 5, 2006 7:21 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 19:21
85. Posted by PTG | May 5, 2006 10:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
El corazón en Dios y la mano donde puedas.
85. Posted by PTG | May 5, 2006 10:35 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 22:35
86. Posted by RC | May 5, 2006 10:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fabralicious... Can I leave the building now?
86. Posted by RC | May 5, 2006 10:56 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2006 22:56
87. Posted by Al Shopton | May 6, 2006 12:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey there Georgie Girl!!! Is it Boxers? or Briefs?
87. Posted by Al Shopton | May 6, 2006 12:43 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2006 00:43
88. Posted by Giacomo | May 6, 2006 7:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You had me at 'hola'.
88. Posted by Giacomo | May 6, 2006 7:00 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2006 07:00
89. Posted by La Mano | May 6, 2006 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'll bite ..... tell me about the Spanish Fly.
89. Posted by La Mano | May 6, 2006 11:22 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2006 11:22
90. Posted by La Mano | May 6, 2006 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now, THAT'S what I call an illegal border crossing.
90. Posted by La Mano | May 6, 2006 11:34 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2006 11:34
91. Posted by La Mano | May 6, 2006 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Whoa .... wait just a minute here .... I've heard of the Mexican hat dance but never the Mexican Bush dance."
91. Posted by La Mano | May 6, 2006 11:40 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2006 11:40
92. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | May 6, 2006 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I love Cinco de Mayo; the corned beef, cabbage and beer. But, before that, Graciela and I want to say, 'Gracias, St. Pedro; thank you for leading those cockroaches out of Mexico and allowing us to celebrate, today.'"
92. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | May 6, 2006 12:10 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2006 12:10
93. Posted by Marty | May 6, 2006 4:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Immigration Policy???
Let me show you a thing or two about 'immigration policy' darling!"
93. Posted by Marty | May 6, 2006 4:01 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2006 16:01
94. Posted by smitty | May 6, 2006 4:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lady in Red: "I feel crazy!"
President Bush: "Reach a little lower and you'll feel nuts!"
94. Posted by smitty | May 6, 2006 4:21 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2006 16:21
95. Posted by The Sandbox | May 6, 2006 4:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Though Bush thought he could sing, Paula Abdul actually had to escort him off the American Idol stage."
95. Posted by The Sandbox | May 6, 2006 4:37 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2006 16:37
96. Posted by Shaun | May 6, 2006 9:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'es' es."
96. Posted by Shaun | May 6, 2006 9:36 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2006 21:36
97. Posted by Dave G. | May 6, 2006 9:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I think we got another Mexican trying to sneak in the back door....If you know what I mean"!
97. Posted by Dave G. | May 6, 2006 9:48 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2006 21:48
98. Posted by virgo1 | May 6, 2006 10:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey mayo chic! My scrotus merandis is off limits!
98. Posted by virgo1 | May 6, 2006 10:59 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2006 22:59
99. Posted by virgo123 | May 6, 2006 11:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wheres Mister French when You need Him ?
99. Posted by virgo123 | May 6, 2006 11:03 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2006 23:03
100. Posted by Maggie | May 7, 2006 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes siree, this Republican loves Red States, Red Ties, and definitely Red Dresses.
100. Posted by Maggie | May 7, 2006 7:57 AM |
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Posted on May 7, 2006 07:57
101. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 7, 2006 3:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yea, I kinda would like to see the Miranda Act."
101. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 7, 2006 3:11 PM |
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Posted on May 7, 2006 15:11
102. Posted by Maggie | May 7, 2006 8:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GWB: "We are doing 'Reality Broadway Comes to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, W_est Side Story."
102. Posted by Maggie | May 7, 2006 8:16 PM |
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Posted on May 7, 2006 20:16
103. Posted by Maggie | May 7, 2006 8:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GWB: "We are doing 'Reality Broadway Comes to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, W_est Side Story."
103. Posted by Maggie | May 7, 2006 8:20 PM |
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Posted on May 7, 2006 20:20
104. Posted by Maggie | May 7, 2006 8:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dubya: And just to keep things in perspective,
we have a special request from Senator Tancredo...
Graciela: "I like to be in America!
O.K. by me in America!
Ev'rything free in America
For a small fee in America!"
Tancredo (offstage): A wall...what we need is a very long, tall wall.
104. Posted by Maggie | May 7, 2006 8:26 PM |
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Posted on May 7, 2006 20:26
105. Posted by Kevin | May 8, 2006 12:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
105. Posted by Kevin | May 8, 2006 12:46 AM |
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Posted on May 8, 2006 00:46