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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: May 12, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Tennis star Maria Sharapova at a press conference for the Sony Ericsson Championship


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (104)

15-love... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by sentinel | May 12, 2006 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

15-love

1. Posted by sentinel | May 12, 2006 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 07:19

Ummmm, sure....I'll be your... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Faith+1 | May 12, 2006 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Ummmm, sure....I'll be your ball girl.....

2. Posted by Faith+1 | May 12, 2006 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 07:21

"ooooh...right here?, right... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by markm | May 12, 2006 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
markm:

"ooooh...right here?, right now???...k"

3. Posted by markm | May 12, 2006 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 07:23

Wow! I mean I can see where... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by DaveD | May 12, 2006 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

Wow! I mean I can see where it may be a problem, but the rules clearly state no part of your body can touch the net. I'd be happy to clarify this for you later tonight.

4. Posted by DaveD | May 12, 2006 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 07:26

"Look at his eyes...look at... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Teflon93 | May 12, 2006 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

"Look at his eyes...look at his eyes...."

5. Posted by Teflon93 | May 12, 2006 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 07:32

"Well its big... but McEnro... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Well its big... but McEnroe is a bigger one."

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 07:55

Love Stinks... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Love Stinks

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 07:56

Ball Boy try-outs continue ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Tango | May 12, 2006 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

Ball Boy try-outs continue for the US Open. Here in the shorts competition, a contestant tries to remain bulgeless and composed as a judge gives him a "What if I were panty-less scenario."

8. Posted by Tango | May 12, 2006 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 07:58

And, is every shot a "power... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by fustian | May 12, 2006 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

And, is every shot a "power shot"?

9. Posted by fustian | May 12, 2006 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 08:03

Yum! Nice, but I still pref... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by JAT | May 12, 2006 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

Yum! Nice, but I still prefer playing doubles with Serena.

10. Posted by JAT | May 12, 2006 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 08:10

Would you like some Aural S... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by billburz | May 12, 2006 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

Would you like some Aural Sex!

11. Posted by billburz | May 12, 2006 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 08:10

In lieu of the traditional ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by fustian | May 12, 2006 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

In lieu of the traditional ball boys, Ericsson introduces a new innovation to the women's game: "ballMEN".

12. Posted by fustian | May 12, 2006 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 08:11

"Uh, sir ... down in front.... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by jim | May 12, 2006 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jim:

"Uh, sir ... down in front."

13. Posted by jim | May 12, 2006 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 08:11

Could you tell us again abo... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by HankF | May 12, 2006 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HankF:

Could you tell us again about your groundstroke, and how often it results in a winner?

14. Posted by HankF | May 12, 2006 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 08:17

Yes, quite impressive. It'... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Guido | May 12, 2006 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

Yes, quite impressive. It's probably the biggest one I've seen since that time I saw Martina Navratilova naked in the locker room.

15. Posted by Guido | May 12, 2006 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 08:27

"Ummm, Nike's only a sponso... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Ummm, Nike's only a sponsor, I don't just do it."

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 08:30

"Tell me about your racket ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 12, 2006 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Tell me about your racket again."

"As I was saying, my new design consists of the shaft, throat and the head. At ball impact the mechanical energy produced is transformed into an electrical response making the racket stiffen."

17. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 12, 2006 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 08:33

Pictured: Hillary Clinton's... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by JimK | May 12, 2006 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

Pictured: Hillary Clinton's assistant pre-screening interns for the Senator's potential Presidential run.

18. Posted by JimK | May 12, 2006 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 08:45

Martina: "What do you mean ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Maggie | May 12, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

Martina: "What do you mean 'Am I into handcuffs'?"

19. Posted by Maggie | May 12, 2006 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 08:55

"can you believe it, last n... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by markm | May 12, 2006 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
markm:

"can you believe it, last night a ball boy nailed me with a looper right here!"


sorry

20. Posted by markm | May 12, 2006 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 09:09

"It's Tawooo, It's Tawoo... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by HeyMike | May 12, 2006 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HeyMike:

"It's Tawooo, It's Tawooo!

21. Posted by HeyMike | May 12, 2006 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 09:09

Male porn star J-Load at au... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Norm | May 12, 2006 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Norm:

Male porn star J-Load at auditions for the upcoming porn movie "Super Slam".

22. Posted by Norm | May 12, 2006 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 09:09

Were you aware that "Sharap... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by fustian | May 12, 2006 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Were you aware that "Sharapova" in English means "suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"?

23. Posted by fustian | May 12, 2006 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 09:21

It's a pleasure to meet you... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by fustian | May 12, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

It's a pleasure to meet you Mrs. Mauresmo...

24. Posted by fustian | May 12, 2006 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 09:25

Hmmmmmm. Do I risk tennis ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Spike | May 12, 2006 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Hmmmmmm. Do I risk tennis elbow on this guy?

25. Posted by Spike | May 12, 2006 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 09:27

What I said Ma'am, was, "do... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Spike | May 12, 2006 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

What I said Ma'am, was, "do you hold two balls when your serve?" (Wink)

26. Posted by Spike | May 12, 2006 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 09:32

....when you serve....... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Spike | May 12, 2006 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

....when you serve....

SIC

27. Posted by Spike | May 12, 2006 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 09:35

"Everyone knows, you idiot,... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Maggie | May 12, 2006 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

"Everyone knows, you idiot, that I only play with balls on the tennis court..never in the bedroom!"

28. Posted by Maggie | May 12, 2006 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 09:37

In a new development, Bill ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by lakestate | May 12, 2006 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lakestate:

In a new development, Bill Clinton tried out for ball boy at the U.S. Open Tennis Tournament.

29. Posted by lakestate | May 12, 2006 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 09:41

(Continuing in the same gen... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Maggie | May 12, 2006 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

(Continuing in the same genre..)

"No, I don't want to see your racket and balls...your equipment doesn't interest me."

30. Posted by Maggie | May 12, 2006 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 09:44

No sir, I don't know why so... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Jim in Harrisburg | May 12, 2006 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim in Harrisburg:

No sir, I don't know why some people think Jenny McCarthy looks like Madonna either.

31. Posted by Jim in Harrisburg | May 12, 2006 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 09:49

Yes, Miss Sharapova, I thin... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Weegie | May 12, 2006 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Yes, Miss Sharapova, I think you'd appreciate my equipment and find my volleys quite satisfactory.

32. Posted by Weegie | May 12, 2006 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 09:55

new this summer for celeb-r... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Scotty | May 12, 2006 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scotty:

new this summer for celeb-reality on VH1 is American Schlong, celebrities judging average peoples members.

33. Posted by Scotty | May 12, 2006 10:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 10:00

No that's not him. The one ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Charlie Quidnunc | May 12, 2006 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charlie Quidnunc:

No that's not him. The one the patrolman brought me to entertain had a left leaning one, and this one leans right.

34. Posted by Charlie Quidnunc | May 12, 2006 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 10:02

"Yes, I can get my heels ba... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by wavemaker | May 12, 2006 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

"Yes, I can get my heels back to about here -- why do you ask?"

35. Posted by wavemaker | May 12, 2006 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 10:04

This will most certainly re... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Doug | May 12, 2006 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug:

This will most certainly require my two handed grip

36. Posted by Doug | May 12, 2006 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 10:05

"Yes the head is bigger, wi... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Yes the head is bigger, with an improved grip, and excellent recoil... uh we're still talking about rackets, right?"

37. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 10:10

"Oh-h-h m-m-my....ah, I can... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Kirk | May 12, 2006 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kirk:

"Oh-h-h m-m-my....ah, I can meet you for lunch."

38. Posted by Kirk | May 12, 2006 10:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 10:13

Man: It's shrinkage I tell ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Mighty Dwight | May 12, 2006 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mighty Dwight:

Man: It's shrinkage I tell you, shrinkage. I was in the pool...I was in the pool!

39. Posted by Mighty Dwight | May 12, 2006 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 10:28

They are always so perfect ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by bcb | May 12, 2006 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bcb:

They are always so perfect until I get to the face!

40. Posted by bcb | May 12, 2006 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 10:30

Whoa, I guess you can tickl... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Veeshir | May 12, 2006 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Veeshir:

Whoa, I guess you can tickle your chin without using your hands.

41. Posted by Veeshir | May 12, 2006 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 12, 2006 10:39

What? I certainly will NOT ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by bungaloebill | May 12, 2006 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bungaloebill:

What? I certainly will NOT hanging a sweat band on it!

42. Posted by bungaloebill | May 12, 2006 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (