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Comments (104)
15-love... (Below threshold)1. Posted by sentinel | May 12, 2006 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
15-love
1. Posted by sentinel | May 12, 2006 7:19 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 07:19
2. Posted by Faith+1 | May 12, 2006 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ummmm, sure....I'll be your ball girl.....
2. Posted by Faith+1 | May 12, 2006 7:21 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 07:21
3. Posted by markm | May 12, 2006 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"ooooh...right here?, right now???...k"
3. Posted by markm | May 12, 2006 7:23 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 07:23
4. Posted by DaveD | May 12, 2006 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow! I mean I can see where it may be a problem, but the rules clearly state no part of your body can touch the net. I'd be happy to clarify this for you later tonight.
4. Posted by DaveD | May 12, 2006 7:26 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 07:26
5. Posted by Teflon93 | May 12, 2006 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Look at his eyes...look at his eyes...."
5. Posted by Teflon93 | May 12, 2006 7:32 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 07:32
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well its big... but McEnroe is a bigger one."
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 7:55 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 07:55
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Love Stinks
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 7:56 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 07:56
8. Posted by Tango | May 12, 2006 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ball Boy try-outs continue for the US Open. Here in the shorts competition, a contestant tries to remain bulgeless and composed as a judge gives him a "What if I were panty-less scenario."
8. Posted by Tango | May 12, 2006 7:58 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 07:58
9. Posted by fustian | May 12, 2006 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And, is every shot a "power shot"?
9. Posted by fustian | May 12, 2006 8:03 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 08:03
10. Posted by JAT | May 12, 2006 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yum! Nice, but I still prefer playing doubles with Serena.
10. Posted by JAT | May 12, 2006 8:10 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 08:10
11. Posted by billburz | May 12, 2006 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Would you like some Aural Sex!
11. Posted by billburz | May 12, 2006 8:10 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 08:10
12. Posted by fustian | May 12, 2006 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In lieu of the traditional ball boys, Ericsson introduces a new innovation to the women's game: "ballMEN".
12. Posted by fustian | May 12, 2006 8:11 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 08:11
13. Posted by jim | May 12, 2006 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Uh, sir ... down in front."
13. Posted by jim | May 12, 2006 8:11 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 08:11
14. Posted by HankF | May 12, 2006 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Could you tell us again about your groundstroke, and how often it results in a winner?
14. Posted by HankF | May 12, 2006 8:17 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 08:17
15. Posted by Guido | May 12, 2006 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, quite impressive. It's probably the biggest one I've seen since that time I saw Martina Navratilova naked in the locker room.
15. Posted by Guido | May 12, 2006 8:27 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 08:27
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ummm, Nike's only a sponsor, I don't just do it."
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 8:30 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 08:30
17. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 12, 2006 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Tell me about your racket again."
"As I was saying, my new design consists of the shaft, throat and the head. At ball impact the mechanical energy produced is transformed into an electrical response making the racket stiffen."
17. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 12, 2006 8:33 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 08:33
18. Posted by JimK | May 12, 2006 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pictured: Hillary Clinton's assistant pre-screening interns for the Senator's potential Presidential run.
18. Posted by JimK | May 12, 2006 8:45 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 08:45
19. Posted by Maggie | May 12, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Martina: "What do you mean 'Am I into handcuffs'?"
19. Posted by Maggie | May 12, 2006 8:55 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 08:55
20. Posted by markm | May 12, 2006 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"can you believe it, last night a ball boy nailed me with a looper right here!"
sorry
20. Posted by markm | May 12, 2006 9:09 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 09:09
21. Posted by HeyMike | May 12, 2006 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It's Tawooo, It's Tawooo!
21. Posted by HeyMike | May 12, 2006 9:09 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 09:09
22. Posted by Norm | May 12, 2006 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Male porn star J-Load at auditions for the upcoming porn movie "Super Slam".
22. Posted by Norm | May 12, 2006 9:09 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 09:09
23. Posted by fustian | May 12, 2006 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Were you aware that "Sharapova" in English means "suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"?
23. Posted by fustian | May 12, 2006 9:21 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 09:21
24. Posted by fustian | May 12, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's a pleasure to meet you Mrs. Mauresmo...
24. Posted by fustian | May 12, 2006 9:25 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 09:25
25. Posted by Spike | May 12, 2006 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmmmmm. Do I risk tennis elbow on this guy?
25. Posted by Spike | May 12, 2006 9:27 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 09:27
26. Posted by Spike | May 12, 2006 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What I said Ma'am, was, "do you hold two balls when your serve?" (Wink)
26. Posted by Spike | May 12, 2006 9:32 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 09:32
27. Posted by Spike | May 12, 2006 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
....when you serve....
SIC
27. Posted by Spike | May 12, 2006 9:35 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 09:35
28. Posted by Maggie | May 12, 2006 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Everyone knows, you idiot, that I only play with balls on the tennis court..never in the bedroom!"
28. Posted by Maggie | May 12, 2006 9:37 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 09:37
29. Posted by lakestate | May 12, 2006 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a new development, Bill Clinton tried out for ball boy at the U.S. Open Tennis Tournament.
29. Posted by lakestate | May 12, 2006 9:41 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 09:41
30. Posted by Maggie | May 12, 2006 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Continuing in the same genre..)
"No, I don't want to see your racket and balls...your equipment doesn't interest me."
30. Posted by Maggie | May 12, 2006 9:44 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 09:44
31. Posted by Jim in Harrisburg | May 12, 2006 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No sir, I don't know why some people think Jenny McCarthy looks like Madonna either.
31. Posted by Jim in Harrisburg | May 12, 2006 9:49 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 09:49
32. Posted by Weegie | May 12, 2006 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, Miss Sharapova, I think you'd appreciate my equipment and find my volleys quite satisfactory.
32. Posted by Weegie | May 12, 2006 9:55 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 09:55
33. Posted by Scotty | May 12, 2006 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
new this summer for celeb-reality on VH1 is American Schlong, celebrities judging average peoples members.
33. Posted by Scotty | May 12, 2006 10:00 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 10:00
34. Posted by Charlie Quidnunc | May 12, 2006 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No that's not him. The one the patrolman brought me to entertain had a left leaning one, and this one leans right.
34. Posted by Charlie Quidnunc | May 12, 2006 10:02 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 10:02
35. Posted by wavemaker | May 12, 2006 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes, I can get my heels back to about here -- why do you ask?"
35. Posted by wavemaker | May 12, 2006 10:04 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 10:04
36. Posted by Doug | May 12, 2006 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This will most certainly require my two handed grip
36. Posted by Doug | May 12, 2006 10:05 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 10:05
37. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Yes the head is bigger, with an improved grip, and excellent recoil... uh we're still talking about rackets, right?"
37. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 10:10 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 10:10
38. Posted by Kirk | May 12, 2006 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh-h-h m-m-my....ah, I can meet you for lunch."
38. Posted by Kirk | May 12, 2006 10:13 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 10:13
39. Posted by Mighty Dwight | May 12, 2006 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man: It's shrinkage I tell you, shrinkage. I was in the pool...I was in the pool!
39. Posted by Mighty Dwight | May 12, 2006 10:28 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 10:28
40. Posted by bcb | May 12, 2006 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They are always so perfect until I get to the face!
40. Posted by bcb | May 12, 2006 10:30 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 10:30
41. Posted by Veeshir | May 12, 2006 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whoa, I guess you can tickle your chin without using your hands.
41. Posted by Veeshir | May 12, 2006 10:39 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 10:39
42. Posted by bungaloebill | May 12, 2006 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What? I certainly will NOT hanging a sweat band on it!
42. Posted by bungaloebill | May 12, 2006 10:40 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 10:40
43. Posted by the Pirate | May 12, 2006 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmm..which one will I put in my pocket and which one will I hit...
43. Posted by the Pirate | May 12, 2006 10:41 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 10:41
44. Posted by EdMcGon | May 12, 2006 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No maam. I know I look like him, but I swear my name is "Mighty Dwight", not "Jay Tea".
44. Posted by EdMcGon | May 12, 2006 10:43 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 10:43
45. Posted by GOP and College | May 12, 2006 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Big muscles, big nose, big feet, big arms, big...oh...nevermind, you can leave now.
45. Posted by GOP and College | May 12, 2006 10:46 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 10:46
46. Posted by robert | May 12, 2006 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There once was a lady in the news
Who rarely, if ever, would lose.
But when she interviewed boys
As prospects for toys
She was looking a little higher than the shoes.
46. Posted by robert | May 12, 2006 11:04 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 11:04
47. Posted by kev | May 12, 2006 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, no, no, no, no, no, YES! No, no, no, no, YES! No, YES! No, no, no, YES! No, no, no, no, no, no --
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YE-EE-ESSSSS!!!"
47. Posted by kev | May 12, 2006 11:04 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 11:04
48. Posted by ed | May 12, 2006 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmmm.
"I love double-time march!"
lol.
48. Posted by ed | May 12, 2006 11:07 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 11:07
49. Posted by Scott | May 12, 2006 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, your ball handling skills are certainly impressive. How is your stamina?
49. Posted by Scott | May 12, 2006 11:20 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 11:20
50. Posted by fatman | May 12, 2006 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Who said you have to be a Marine Corp doctor to conduct a short-arm inspection?"
50. Posted by fatman | May 12, 2006 11:23 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 11:23
51. Posted by Cheddar | May 12, 2006 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Would you mind scampering after a tennis ball so, I, mmm, ahh, can get a feel for your dexterity?"
51. Posted by Cheddar | May 12, 2006 11:25 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 11:25
52. Posted by Cheddar | May 12, 2006 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"That's very impressive, but now what am I going to drink out of?"
52. Posted by Cheddar | May 12, 2006 11:28 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 11:28
53. Posted by Window Dressing | May 12, 2006 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It states here on your resume that you are a 'self starter' but I had no idea!"
53. Posted by Window Dressing | May 12, 2006 11:42 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 11:42
54. Posted by stan25 | May 12, 2006 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maria Sparapova is taking interviews for a 3 a.m. cabana boy
54. Posted by stan25 | May 12, 2006 11:42 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 11:42
55. Posted by McGehee | May 12, 2006 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You must be from Warsaw, 'cause I've never seen such a Pole."
55. Posted by McGehee | May 12, 2006 11:56 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 11:56
56. Posted by No One of Consequence | May 12, 2006 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh my...."
56. Posted by No One of Consequence | May 12, 2006 12:02 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 12:02
57. Posted by Wally6500 | May 12, 2006 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hello. Nein dizbatcher says zere
iss problem mit deine kable.
57. Posted by Wally6500 | May 12, 2006 12:13 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 12:13
58. Posted by cagey1 | May 12, 2006 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, I know the NFL has athletes "miked up" for their games, but are you sure that's the best place for YOU to keep a mike? Reverb can be a bitch.
58. Posted by cagey1 | May 12, 2006 12:20 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 12:20
59. Posted by Aaron's cc: | May 12, 2006 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bart: "'scuse me while I whip this out."
Crowd: "Ahhhhh."
-- Blazing Saddles
59. Posted by Aaron's cc: | May 12, 2006 12:26 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 12:26
60. Posted by yetanotherjohn | May 12, 2006 12:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The handcuffs were tasteful and understated, but his stance was still not that of a truly dutiful slave.
60. Posted by yetanotherjohn | May 12, 2006 12:46 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 12:46
61. Posted by otherwise | May 12, 2006 12:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thank you, we're finished here. And take that thing with you.
61. Posted by otherwise | May 12, 2006 12:53 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 12:53
62. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 12, 2006 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm sure you realize that being an assistant for Congresswoman McKinney that you will be required to Duck and weave as well as Run and fetch?
62. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 12, 2006 1:12 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 13:12
63. Posted by McCain | May 12, 2006 1:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Some Ph.D candidates find that oral examinations are a hard experience.
63. Posted by McCain | May 12, 2006 1:14 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 13:14
64. Posted by P. Herold | May 12, 2006 1:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uh, excuse me sir, but did you know your fly is open?
64. Posted by P. Herold | May 12, 2006 1:15 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 13:15
65. Posted by McCain | May 12, 2006 1:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
..and then Simon, in his usual witty yet petulant style, suggested that no white man will ever make it to the finals of the American Wiener.
65. Posted by McCain | May 12, 2006 1:19 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 13:19
66. Posted by CZ | May 12, 2006 1:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry Martina, nice try tho'!
66. Posted by CZ | May 12, 2006 1:23 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 13:23
67. Posted by ken | May 12, 2006 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Miss Sharapova, your word is 'gargantuan'."
"Can I have that used in my bedroo...errr, in a sentence, please?"
67. Posted by ken | May 12, 2006 1:29 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 13:29
68. Posted by Norm | May 12, 2006 1:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Give me your best lob shot" said the deucebag.
68. Posted by Norm | May 12, 2006 1:45 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 13:45
69. Posted by pupolet | May 12, 2006 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm sorry, even if you did have a sex change, you still don't qualify for the women's only tournament!
69. Posted by pupolet | May 12, 2006 2:03 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 14:03
70. Posted by radio free fred | May 12, 2006 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm A Winner, Are You?"
70. Posted by radio free fred | May 12, 2006 2:04 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 14:04
71. Posted by FreakyBoy | May 12, 2006 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In an effort to boost TV ratings, officials interview male models to get the other gay demographic to watch tennis.
71. Posted by FreakyBoy | May 12, 2006 2:24 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 14:24
72. Posted by Papa Smurf | May 12, 2006 2:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Just because you put your name tag there doesn't mean I have to look at it."
72. Posted by Papa Smurf | May 12, 2006 2:49 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 14:49
73. Posted by FormerHostage | May 12, 2006 3:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hummena, hummena, hummena...
73. Posted by FormerHostage | May 12, 2006 3:04 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 15:04
74. Posted by Val Prieto | May 12, 2006 3:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And how do you get the wheelbarrow to turn sharp corners?
74. Posted by Val Prieto | May 12, 2006 3:09 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 15:09
75. Posted by Rupla | May 12, 2006 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's how big?
75. Posted by Rupla | May 12, 2006 3:23 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 15:23
76. Posted by Big D | May 12, 2006 3:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I was so happy to read this post, to realize finally I AM NOT ALONE. Thanks.
What is it with the left these days? I worked in the Carter campaign long ago. I used to frequently vote for Democrats. But somehow, after the first four years of Clinton, the Democrats simply stopped being credible on any issue. I think it sorta crystallized during the Monica Lewinsky scandal, but I am not completely sure. After that, well, it has just been all down hill for the left.
I frequently disagree with the Republicans, but sheesh, at least I feel I am listening to adults discuss issues in a rational way. I no longer feel that way at all about the Democrats.
For example, on Iraq, there was a good case for going in, and a good case for not going in. Only the opponents of the Iraq war never made the rational case against the war. The Republicans are frequently winning purely by default.
76. Posted by Big D | May 12, 2006 3:28 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 15:28
77. Posted by Jim | May 12, 2006 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.
77. Posted by Jim | May 12, 2006 3:40 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 15:40
78. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What hass its gots in its pocketses?"
78. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 3:57 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 15:57
79. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 3:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So you're the best?"
"D@mn straight."
79. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 3:58 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 15:58
80. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So how would you like it signed?"
80. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2006 4:00 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 16:00
81. Posted by Mighty Dwight | May 12, 2006 4:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maria: So why does your Johnson have a tatoo that says "SEC"? You a Gators fan?
Man: No Ma'am, it's a temporary Sponsors Ad
Maria: Sponsors Ad?
Man: Yes Ma'am, when fully extended it reads "Sony Ericsson Championship"
81. Posted by Mighty Dwight | May 12, 2006 4:18 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 16:18
82. Posted by ech | May 12, 2006 4:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, that's a microphone in front of me, not a reference model with a condom on ....
82. Posted by ech | May 12, 2006 4:21 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 16:21
83. Posted by Imhotep | May 12, 2006 4:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sven was so macho that the judges gave him 1st and 3rd place in the masterbation contest!
83. Posted by Imhotep | May 12, 2006 4:28 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 16:28
84. Posted by Steve | May 12, 2006 4:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Do these shorts make me look fat?
84. Posted by Steve | May 12, 2006 4:54 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 16:54
85. Posted by Marty | May 12, 2006 4:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir- I don't care if they are white and fuzzy. We can't use them on the court. You're gonna have to put them away.
85. Posted by Marty | May 12, 2006 4:57 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 16:57
86. Posted by virgo | May 12, 2006 5:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So? You want to attend Duke ehh! first you will have to provide us with a DNA sample.
86. Posted by virgo | May 12, 2006 5:33 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 17:33
87. Posted by Rachel Edith | May 12, 2006 5:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You needn't say a word. I'm hearing you ... powerfully and fully."
87. Posted by Rachel Edith | May 12, 2006 5:34 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 17:34
88. Posted by MunDane | May 12, 2006 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It's where I hang the towel, ma'am."
88. Posted by MunDane | May 12, 2006 5:44 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 17:44
89. Posted by Harvey | May 12, 2006 6:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When I said, "Stand at ease" I meant all of you.
89. Posted by Harvey | May 12, 2006 6:58 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 18:58
90. Posted by bullwinkle | May 12, 2006 7:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes, that'll do do just fine for practicing my double-handed grip. Room 802 at 7:00?"
90. Posted by bullwinkle | May 12, 2006 7:58 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 19:58
91. Posted by JAT | May 12, 2006 8:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't stand there and tell me that you didn't just fart!
91. Posted by JAT | May 12, 2006 8:14 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 20:14
92. Posted by McGehee | May 12, 2006 8:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"How do you get it way up over your head like that?"
92. Posted by McGehee | May 12, 2006 8:50 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2006 20:50
93. Posted by Mr. Otis A. Block | May 13, 2006 6:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Game...Set...MATCH!
93. Posted by Mr. Otis A. Block | May 13, 2006 6:45 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2006 06:45
94. Posted by radio free fred | May 13, 2006 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You Have A Dropped Shot On Your Shorts."
94. Posted by radio free fred | May 13, 2006 10:23 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2006 10:23
95. Posted by DaveD | May 13, 2006 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's what the ad said, we ARE looking for ball boys.......you don't know anything about tennis, do you?
95. Posted by DaveD | May 13, 2006 11:02 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2006 11:02
96. Posted by DaveD | May 13, 2006 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am sorry, young man, but it doesn't eliminate your illegal alien status by having only PART of your body in the United States.
96. Posted by DaveD | May 13, 2006 11:06 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2006 11:06
97. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 13, 2006 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sometimes I'm sooo grateful for the collapse of communism."
97. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 13, 2006 12:45 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2006 12:45
98. Posted by John Kerry | May 13, 2006 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"HunkyDorrie"
98. Posted by John Kerry | May 13, 2006 4:46 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2006 16:46
99. Posted by John Kerry | May 13, 2006 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My oh My, Do You have a permit to carry that thing?
99. Posted by John Kerry | May 13, 2006 4:50 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2006 16:50
100. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 13, 2006 6:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Inches or Centimeters?"
100. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 13, 2006 6:06 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2006 18:06
101. Posted by radio free fred | May 14, 2006 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"At First Glance It Looked Like A Zipper Pull."
101. Posted by radio free fred | May 14, 2006 10:11 AM |
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Posted on May 14, 2006 10:11
102. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2006 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, wait a minute.
I thought illegal immigrants were supposed to do the jobs Americans DIDN'T want to do...!@#?
102. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2006 11:19 AM |
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Posted on May 14, 2006 11:19
103. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 14, 2006 9:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Foot Fault! Well if it really is that long."
103. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 14, 2006 9:10 PM |
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Posted on May 14, 2006 21:10
104. Posted by Kevin | May 15, 2006 1:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
104. Posted by Kevin | May 15, 2006 1:53 AM |
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Posted on May 15, 2006 01:53