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Comments (108)
Take your voting pen, strik... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Robb H | May 26, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Take your voting pen, strike down immigration enforcement, AND YOUR JOURNEY TO THE DARK SIDE WILL BE COMPLETE!!
1. Posted by Robb H | May 26, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 07:48
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 26, 2006 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist (thinking): "Man, I wish Reid would lay off the bean burritos, Bush isn't the only one with problems south of the border."
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 26, 2006 7:53 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 07:53
3. Posted by Weege | May 26, 2006 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You peasants need to understand that we, the royal political nobility are not subject to your laws and concerns. You should be thankful for the crumbs we give you, vermin.
3. Posted by Weege | May 26, 2006 7:54 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 07:54
4. Posted by HeyMike | May 26, 2006 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"See that flash of light?? That's your career flashing in front of you..."
4. Posted by HeyMike | May 26, 2006 8:01 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:01
5. Posted by Charlie Earl | May 26, 2006 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist thought: "the dim bulb from Searchlight!"
5. Posted by Charlie Earl | May 26, 2006 8:06 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:06
6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I love you man!"
6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:13 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:13
7. Posted by Steve L. | May 26, 2006 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist thought: "Man, this Harry Reid ventriloquist dummy is working great. People really think this crap is coming out of him."
7. Posted by Steve L. | May 26, 2006 8:13 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:13
8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not a dime's worth of difference.
8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:15 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:15
9. Posted by Faith+1 | May 26, 2006 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Frist Thinking): "Bet if I goosed him he'd make the most delightful squeal."
9. Posted by Faith+1 | May 26, 2006 8:16 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:16
10. Posted by josh | May 26, 2006 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whats that stuff growing behind his ears???
10. Posted by josh | May 26, 2006 8:16 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:16
11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist: "I'm sooo good looking."
11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:17 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:17
12. Posted by Faith+1 | May 26, 2006 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You tell'em Harry buddy! You tell the peaseants to know their role! Hmpphh...that'll show'em...
12. Posted by Faith+1 | May 26, 2006 8:17 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:17
13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist: "What I wouldn't give to operate on that brain."
13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:18 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:18
14. Posted by Faith+1 | May 26, 2006 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Frist thought bubble_: "Heh, Harry's lips move when he reads. I never noticed that before."
14. Posted by Faith+1 | May 26, 2006 8:19 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:19
15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist: "It's not brain surgery, pal."
15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:20 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:20
16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist: "OMG! I think he's choking! Should I do the Heimlich?"
16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:23 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:23
17. Posted by Mac Lorry | May 26, 2006 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
First: Dang I must have grabbed the sneeze powder instead of the itch powder.
17. Posted by Mac Lorry | May 26, 2006 8:29 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:29
18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stay tuned: Mr. Rogers Neighborhood will be followed by Let's Make a Deal.
18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:30 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:30
19. Posted by john | May 26, 2006 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist: Shut up, or I won't use KY the next time.
19. Posted by john | May 26, 2006 8:33 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:33
20. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | May 26, 2006 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What shocked the Senate Floor:
even after his years in the Senate, Bill Frist can still administer a surprise proctology exam.
What did not:
Harry Reid whimpering "Thats it... milk the prostate" as Frist withdrew.
20. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | May 26, 2006 8:34 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:34
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 26, 2006 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hmmm... now here's a man in serious need of proctological exam, good thing I'm a licensed Doctor."
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 26, 2006 8:36 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:36
22. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 26, 2006 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist: "I'm right behind ya Harry" (thinking: "There's dang few other places left to hide")
22. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 26, 2006 8:39 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:39
23. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Certifiably Nuts!
23. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 8:44 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:44
24. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Corruption breeds strange bedfellows??
24. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 8:51 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:51
25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist: "Why doesn't anyone ever talk about my smirk? I think it is at least as good as President Bush's."
25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:57 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:57
26. Posted by trappedinmn | May 26, 2006 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...a quick incision there and off comes the head...no problem for a doctor like me..."
26. Posted by trappedinmn | May 26, 2006 8:59 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 08:59
27. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vote for us! our audacity know's no bounds.
27. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 9:03 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 09:03
28. Posted by Mrs. Davis | May 26, 2006 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
His Master's Voice
28. Posted by Mrs. Davis | May 26, 2006 9:03 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 09:03
29. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tangle and Cash
29. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 9:18 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 09:18
30. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Remember, Illegal Aliens Are Green, Have Antenna Sprouting From Their Head and Will Only Respond To, Take Me To Your Leader."
30. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 9:27 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 09:27
31. Posted by Hodink | May 26, 2006 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brokeback Senate
31. Posted by Hodink | May 26, 2006 9:31 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 09:31
32. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm Looking For A Maid And Gardener, Can Any Body Help Me?"
32. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 9:32 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 09:32
33. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We Are Just Trying To Keep the Price Of Produce Down."
33. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 9:37 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 09:37
34. Posted by OregonMuse | May 26, 2006 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh no, Senator Frist is behind me, isn't he? And I'll bet he's got that annoying smirk on his face, too.
34. Posted by OregonMuse | May 26, 2006 9:51 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 09:51
35. Posted by Todd | May 26, 2006 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I cant wait to be back inside of him...mmmmmmm mmmmmm
35. Posted by Todd | May 26, 2006 9:51 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 09:51
36. Posted by Jack in TX | May 26, 2006 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah Harry, squint harder. You can still see the illegals swarming.
36. Posted by Jack in TX | May 26, 2006 9:51 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 09:51
37. Posted by OregonMuse | May 26, 2006 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm, I've never noticed it before, but Henry Reid sure has a nice ass.
37. Posted by OregonMuse | May 26, 2006 9:52 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 09:52
38. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Can Any Body Spot Me Some Preparation H?"
38. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 9:54 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 09:54
39. Posted by Luke | May 26, 2006 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I wonder if Harry noticed I had one hand on each shoulder when I gave him the prostrate exam"?
39. Posted by Luke | May 26, 2006 10:03 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 10:03
40. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And To My House Keeper I Say, You Can Come Home Now Maria."
40. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 10:04 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 10:04
41. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In their frist live post mortem press conference First sizes up the minority Mortician: uummmn pucker up Dirty Harry xoxoxo oxoxox..
41. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 10:06 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 10:06
42. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Senate Decided They Could Not Afford To Let Their Domestic Help Go.
42. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 10:17 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 10:17
43. Posted by scotty | May 26, 2006 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reid: "...and, I believe LOL stands for laughing out loud. It would look something like this... *laughing* ROFL stands for rolling on the floor laughing. That looks like this... *Gets on floor, rolls around while laughing, then stands* Let's see, what other acronyms can I provide visuals for you guys... Bill, you got any?"
Frist: "Yeah... *sound of zipper opening* This ones called BOHICA..."
43. Posted by scotty | May 26, 2006 10:19 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 10:19
44. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"There Will Be An El Grandee Fiesta At My House Tonight."
44. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 10:21 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 10:21
45. Posted by ed | May 26, 2006 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm.
Frist thought bubble: "Tool."
45. Posted by ed | May 26, 2006 10:21 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 10:21
46. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What do You mean were not serious about illegals crossing our borders? there is no way in hell we will allow any illegal DOJ searches of our private offices!!
46. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 10:26 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 10:26
47. Posted by yetanotherjohn | May 26, 2006 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Analyzing the video frame by frame, the democrats got their first indication that maybe the republicans were setting them up for next November.
47. Posted by yetanotherjohn | May 26, 2006 10:30 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 10:30
48. Posted by Whitehall | May 26, 2006 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist thinking, "There he goes again!"
48. Posted by Whitehall | May 26, 2006 10:33 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 10:33
49. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A shrug and a smug.
49. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 10:39 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 10:39
50. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Thanks For Showing Up Folks, Le Atornillamos."
50. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 10:49 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 10:49
51. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Were so smart we can outthink ourselves!
51. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 10:52 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 10:52
52. Posted by bcb | May 26, 2006 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist thought: "Did I turn off the iron before I left the house?"
52. Posted by bcb | May 26, 2006 10:53 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 10:53
53. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Last Two Contestants On American Idle."
53. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 10:56 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 10:56
54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist: "If I grew a mustache, I would look just like Vicente Fox."
54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 10:57 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 10:57
55. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist thought bubble: What was my Tee off time again?
55. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 10:59 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 10:59
56. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Harry Houdini and Dr.Doolittle
56. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 11:04 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 11:04
57. Posted by bcb | May 26, 2006 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reid:...and having destroyed the Ring of Power Frodo boarded the ship for the undying lands and Sam married Rosie Cotton and they live happily ever after. Now, I would like to ask Mr. Frist to come forward and delight us with a reading from William Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night"
57. Posted by bcb | May 26, 2006 11:05 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 11:05
58. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Gee Wally do You think they'll still vote for us? sure Beave' the American people are as dumb as a box of rocks.."
58. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 11:14 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 11:14
59. Posted by Robert | May 26, 2006 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Putz."
59. Posted by Robert | May 26, 2006 11:28 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 11:28
60. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 26, 2006 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist: "You know, it's really hard to put up with these jerks who aren't even half as good looking as me."
60. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 26, 2006 11:37 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 11:37
61. Posted by sentinel | May 26, 2006 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I wish I knew how to quit you, Harry"
61. Posted by sentinel | May 26, 2006 11:42 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 11:42
62. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 26, 2006 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist: "You know, it's really hard to put up with these jerks who aren't even half as good looking as me."
62. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 26, 2006 11:42 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 11:42
63. Posted by Craig | May 26, 2006 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The mind control experiments of the last year were paying off for Half-baked Harry, now that he has Speaker Frist under his control.
"Frist, clench your lips and stare at the back of my head.
Good. Next, Vote for amnesty for illegal aliens bill.
Great, Next....."
63. Posted by Craig | May 26, 2006 11:55 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 11:55
64. Posted by DaveD | May 26, 2006 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist thinking: ("I can't believe these Democrats picked the only guy in the Senate who looks like Pat Paulsen to be their leader").
64. Posted by DaveD | May 26, 2006 12:04 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 12:04
65. Posted by DOUG BOOK | May 26, 2006 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lets see, 12 million votes at a dollar apiece...I bet he thinks I'll take a check!
65. Posted by DOUG BOOK | May 26, 2006 12:08 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 12:08
66. Posted by GOP and College | May 26, 2006 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Harry suddenly gets a "Deer in the headlights" look when he suddenly hears that all too familiar latex snap from behind him.
66. Posted by GOP and College | May 26, 2006 12:19 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 12:19
67. Posted by Nylda | May 26, 2006 12:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The new stars for the remake of Face/Off.
67. Posted by Nylda | May 26, 2006 12:38 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 12:38
68. Posted by kbiel | May 26, 2006 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reid: "...and from now on, everytime a bell rings, an undocumented worker will get his green [card]."
Frist: "Merry Christmas Harry!"
68. Posted by kbiel | May 26, 2006 12:41 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 12:41
69. Posted by robinb | May 26, 2006 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Frist considers stamping his little foot and whining about senatorial privilege as Elmer Fudd betrays him yet again.
69. Posted by robinb | May 26, 2006 12:44 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 12:44
70. Posted by epador | May 26, 2006 1:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Traitors
70. Posted by epador | May 26, 2006 1:01 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 13:01
71. Posted by OneDrummer | May 26, 2006 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why is it every time Reid opens his yap, I'm the one who feels like I'm getting the UFIA?
71. Posted by OneDrummer | May 26, 2006 1:06 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 13:06
72. Posted by OneDrummer | May 26, 2006 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmm, what they taught in medical school IS true... a cadaver sometimes does move post-mortem!
72. Posted by OneDrummer | May 26, 2006 1:09 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 13:09
73. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dumb and Dummer!
73. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 1:16 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 13:16
74. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Tweedle Dum & Tweedle Dee"
74. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 1:18 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 13:18
75. Posted by Indigent Blogger | May 26, 2006 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist: "Ventriloquism is easier than I thought. My lips aren't moving at all this time, but my arm sure is getting tired."
75. Posted by Indigent Blogger | May 26, 2006 1:22 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 13:22
76. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 1:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reid thought bubble: I hope they dont ask about My 6 nannys."
Frist thought bubble: I hope they dont ask Me about My Abramhoff connections."
The above thought bubbles are interchangeable and work for both Senators!
76. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 1:25 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 13:25
77. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 1:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Asshats like us!
77. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 1:58 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 13:58
78. Posted by Brad | May 26, 2006 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist: Thank God I opted not to be a proctologist. There are enough assholes here to last a lifetime.
78. Posted by Brad | May 26, 2006 2:01 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 14:01
79. Posted by OregonMuse | May 26, 2006 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hmmm... I wonder what would happen if I gave Harry Reid a wedgie...?"
79. Posted by OregonMuse | May 26, 2006 2:57 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 14:57
80. Posted by Maggie | May 26, 2006 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reid: "You're racists...nothing but RACISTS."
Frist, thinking: "Yeah Baby, YOUR truth to MY power."
80. Posted by Maggie | May 26, 2006 3:22 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 15:22
81. Posted by Dick Morrass | May 26, 2006 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ooooh oooohooo oh Bill stop that...My G-spot doesnt have a recoil..
81. Posted by Dick Morrass | May 26, 2006 3:23 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 15:23
82. Posted by mojo | May 26, 2006 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Geeze, what a tool..."
82. Posted by mojo | May 26, 2006 3:48 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 15:48
83. Posted by Timmer | May 26, 2006 4:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Christ I'd love to just bitch slap him.
83. Posted by Timmer | May 26, 2006 4:23 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 16:23
84. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 5:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ahhh senator Reid, is that a hand moving under Your coat or what? Frist: excuse Me but I was just fumbling for a wedge issue..
84. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 5:05 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 17:05
85. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 5:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jive Sqwawking...
85. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 5:23 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 17:23
86. Posted by Venomous Kate | May 26, 2006 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist: I bet if I took my hand out right now, nobody could tell the difference between Harry farting and his speech.
86. Posted by Venomous Kate | May 26, 2006 5:28 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 17:28
87. Posted by baslimthecripple | May 26, 2006 5:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist: "What I wouldn't give to operate on that brain."....
Hmmm??? I don't know what he'd give either, but he would definitely need a microscope.
87. Posted by baslimthecripple | May 26, 2006 5:29 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 17:29
88. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tail wags dog.
88. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 5:50 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 17:50
89. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist: Next time I get to pontificate and You get to bloviate!!
89. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 5:56 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 17:56
90. Posted by Charlie Earl | May 26, 2006 6:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist thought bubble: Gee, he's wearing Pelosi"s fragrance again!
90. Posted by Charlie Earl | May 26, 2006 6:19 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 18:19
91. Posted by capitano | May 26, 2006 6:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bob Dole was right; he really does sound like Underdog.
91. Posted by capitano | May 26, 2006 6:49 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 18:49
92. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 6:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hahaha Charlie whats the fragrance? skank on a rope?
92. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 6:49 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 18:49
93. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Polly purebred Pelosi's perfume "repel#9" is wafted on Scary Rieds undertaker suit! Senator Twist recoils and snides, He never smells this good for Me? epilogue : Speed of lightning! ball of thunder! Reid and Frist will surely blunder, ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh Underdog ohh Underdog..
good night all
93. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 7:08 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 19:08
94. Posted by scotty | May 26, 2006 8:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist: (thought) Im gonna stick my thumb in his bum.
Reid: (sound) uuuueeegghhh!
(snap photo)
94. Posted by scotty | May 26, 2006 8:34 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 20:34
95. Posted by McCain | May 26, 2006 11:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When Harry met Silly.
95. Posted by McCain | May 26, 2006 11:38 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2006 23:38
96. Posted by Arcticman Speaks | May 27, 2006 1:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My fellow Americans. Today we have passed some important ledge..is..late...tion....HEY! WHAT THE HELL?!!
96. Posted by Arcticman Speaks | May 27, 2006 1:04 AM |
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Posted on May 27, 2006 01:04
97. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | May 27, 2006 1:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Okay, you win this one, Harry, but be warned that the slogan in your 'backyard' is gonna change to: 'Whoever Happens To Immigrate into Vegas, Stays Buried in Vegas!' "
97. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | May 27, 2006 1:27 AM |
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Posted on May 27, 2006 01:27
98. Posted by Charlie Earl | May 27, 2006 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist thought: Whew! I really wish Dusty Harry would use that "Beano" I gave him!
98. Posted by Charlie Earl | May 27, 2006 8:14 AM |
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Posted on May 27, 2006 08:14
99. Posted by McGehee | May 27, 2006 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm getting out while the getting's good, but I'm not sure which would be worse for Harry -- another term as minority leader, or becoming majority leader."
99. Posted by McGehee | May 27, 2006 9:19 AM |
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Posted on May 27, 2006 09:19
100. Posted by McGehee | May 27, 2006 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Contrary to what those Wizbang commenters say, I do not have my hand up Reid's @$$. I couldn't get it past his head."
100. Posted by McGehee | May 27, 2006 9:20 AM |
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Posted on May 27, 2006 09:20
101. Posted by Al Shopton | May 27, 2006 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist glaring at Harrys head states, Oh My God Harry! I can see Your skull and it says "Made in China" on it!
101. Posted by Al Shopton | May 27, 2006 11:11 AM |
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Posted on May 27, 2006 11:11
102. Posted by Forrest Ross | May 27, 2006 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuehrer, now shut up and go do as you're told!
102. Posted by Forrest Ross | May 27, 2006 11:28 AM |
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Posted on May 27, 2006 11:28
103. Posted by TripleHeadedHydra | May 27, 2006 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Harry finishes up a press conference by stating Americans should be more charitable, while at the same time His office has been raided in a sting and 500,000 dollars discovered along with a donors list from "Move On.Org"
103. Posted by TripleHeadedHydra | May 27, 2006 11:42 AM |
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Posted on May 27, 2006 11:42
104. Posted by GrouchoNC | May 27, 2006 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I wish I knew how to quit you! " Brokeback Senate
104. Posted by GrouchoNC | May 27, 2006 12:13 PM |
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Posted on May 27, 2006 12:13
105. Posted by virgo | May 27, 2006 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tall Man Meets Doctor Giggles in the return to Cowpie Hill.
105. Posted by virgo | May 27, 2006 12:27 PM |
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Posted on May 27, 2006 12:27
106. Posted by virgo | May 27, 2006 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Love Me Tender"
106. Posted by virgo | May 27, 2006 12:28 PM |
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Posted on May 27, 2006 12:28
107. Posted by Vegas Vic | June 1, 2006 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frist: Dang, no wonder their called Moonbats, Look at the size of those flappers!
107. Posted by Vegas Vic | June 1, 2006 4:33 PM |
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Posted on June 1, 2006 16:33
108. Posted by Kevin | June 5, 2006 12:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
108. Posted by Kevin | June 5, 2006 12:40 AM |
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Posted on June 5, 2006 00:40