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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: May 26, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (L), D-NV, flanked by Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R), R-TN, speaks about the Immigration Reform Bill that passed in the Senate in Washington, DC. The Senate approved the immigration legislation that will give most illegal immigrants the chance to become American citizens.(AFP/Getty Images/Mark Wilson)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (108)

Take your voting pen, strik... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Robb H | May 26, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robb H:

Take your voting pen, strike down immigration enforcement, AND YOUR JOURNEY TO THE DARK SIDE WILL BE COMPLETE!!

1. Posted by Robb H | May 26, 2006 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 07:48

Frist (thinking): "Man, I ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 26, 2006 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Frist (thinking): "Man, I wish Reid would lay off the bean burritos, Bush isn't the only one with problems south of the border."

2. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 26, 2006 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 07:53

You peasants need to unders... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Weege | May 26, 2006 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weege:

You peasants need to understand that we, the royal political nobility are not subject to your laws and concerns. You should be thankful for the crumbs we give you, vermin.

3. Posted by Weege | May 26, 2006 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 07:54

"See that flash of light?? ... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by HeyMike | May 26, 2006 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HeyMike:

"See that flash of light?? That's your career flashing in front of you..."

4. Posted by HeyMike | May 26, 2006 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:01

Frist thought: "the dim bul... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Charlie Earl | May 26, 2006 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charlie Earl:

Frist thought: "the dim bulb from Searchlight!"

5. Posted by Charlie Earl | May 26, 2006 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:06

"I love you man!"... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"I love you man!"

6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:13

Frist thought: "Man, this ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Steve L. | May 26, 2006 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve L.:

Frist thought: "Man, this Harry Reid ventriloquist dummy is working great. People really think this crap is coming out of him."

7. Posted by Steve L. | May 26, 2006 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:13

Not a dime's worth of diffe... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Not a dime's worth of difference.

8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:15

(Frist Thinking): "Bet if I... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Faith+1 | May 26, 2006 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

(Frist Thinking): "Bet if I goosed him he'd make the most delightful squeal."

9. Posted by Faith+1 | May 26, 2006 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:16

Whats that stuff growing be... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by josh | May 26, 2006 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
josh:

Whats that stuff growing behind his ears???

10. Posted by josh | May 26, 2006 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:16

Frist: "I'm sooo good looki... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Frist: "I'm sooo good looking."

11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:17

"You tell'em Harry buddy! Y... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Faith+1 | May 26, 2006 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

"You tell'em Harry buddy! You tell the peaseants to know their role! Hmpphh...that'll show'em...

12. Posted by Faith+1 | May 26, 2006 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:17

Frist: "What I wouldn't giv... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Frist: "What I wouldn't give to operate on that brain."

13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:18

(Frist thought bubble_: "He... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Faith+1 | May 26, 2006 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

(Frist thought bubble_: "Heh, Harry's lips move when he reads. I never noticed that before."

14. Posted by Faith+1 | May 26, 2006 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:19

Frist: "It's not brain surg... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Frist: "It's not brain surgery, pal."

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:20

Frist: "OMG! I think he's c... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Frist: "OMG! I think he's choking! Should I do the Heimlich?"

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:23

First: Dang I must have gr... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Mac Lorry | May 26, 2006 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

First: Dang I must have grabbed the sneeze powder instead of the itch powder.

17. Posted by Mac Lorry | May 26, 2006 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:29

Stay tuned: Mr. Rogers N... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Stay tuned: Mr. Rogers Neighborhood will be followed by Let's Make a Deal.

18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:30

Frist: Shut up, or I won't ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by john | May 26, 2006 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
john:

Frist: Shut up, or I won't use KY the next time.

19. Posted by john | May 26, 2006 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:33

What shocked the Senate Flo... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | May 26, 2006 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

What shocked the Senate Floor:
even after his years in the Senate, Bill Frist can still administer a surprise proctology exam.
What did not:
Harry Reid whimpering "Thats it... milk the prostate" as Frist withdrew.

20. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | May 26, 2006 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:34

"Hmmm... now here's a man i... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 26, 2006 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Hmmm... now here's a man in serious need of proctological exam, good thing I'm a licensed Doctor."

21. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 26, 2006 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:36

Frist: "I'm right behind ya... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 26, 2006 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Frist: "I'm right behind ya Harry" (thinking: "There's dang few other places left to hide")

22. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 26, 2006 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:39

Certifiably Nuts!... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
virgo:

Certifiably Nuts!

23. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:44

Corruption breeds strange b... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
virgo:

Corruption breeds strange bedfellows??

24. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:51

Frist: "Why doesn't anyone ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Frist: "Why doesn't anyone ever talk about my smirk? I think it is at least as good as President Bush's."

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 26, 2006 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:57

"...a quick incision there ... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by trappedinmn | May 26, 2006 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
trappedinmn:

"...a quick incision there and off comes the head...no problem for a doctor like me..."

26. Posted by trappedinmn | May 26, 2006 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 08:59

Vote for us! our audacity k... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
virgo:

Vote for us! our audacity know's no bounds.

27. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 09:03

His Master's Voice... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Mrs. Davis | May 26, 2006 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mrs. Davis:

His Master's Voice

28. Posted by Mrs. Davis | May 26, 2006 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 09:03

Tangle and Cash... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
virgo:

Tangle and Cash

29. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 09:18

"Remember, Illegal Aliens A... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Remember, Illegal Aliens Are Green, Have Antenna Sprouting From Their Head and Will Only Respond To, Take Me To Your Leader."

30. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 09:27

Brokeback Senate... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Hodink | May 26, 2006 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

Brokeback Senate

31. Posted by Hodink | May 26, 2006 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 09:31

"I'm Looking For A Maid And... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"I'm Looking For A Maid And Gardener, Can Any Body Help Me?"

32. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 09:32

"We Are Just Trying To Keep... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"We Are Just Trying To Keep the Price Of Produce Down."

33. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 09:37

Oh no, Senator Frist is beh... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by OregonMuse | May 26, 2006 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Oh no, Senator Frist is behind me, isn't he? And I'll bet he's got that annoying smirk on his face, too.

34. Posted by OregonMuse | May 26, 2006 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 09:51

I cant wait to be back insi... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Todd | May 26, 2006 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Todd:

I cant wait to be back inside of him...mmmmmmm mmmmmm

35. Posted by Todd | May 26, 2006 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 09:51

Yeah Harry, squint harder. ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Jack in TX | May 26, 2006 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack in TX:

Yeah Harry, squint harder. You can still see the illegals swarming.

36. Posted by Jack in TX | May 26, 2006 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 09:51

Hmmm, I've never noticed it... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by OregonMuse | May 26, 2006 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Hmmm, I've never noticed it before, but Henry Reid sure has a nice ass.

37. Posted by OregonMuse | May 26, 2006 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 09:52

"Can Any Body Spot Me Some ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Can Any Body Spot Me Some Preparation H?"

38. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 09:54

"I wonder if Harry noticed ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Luke | May 26, 2006 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Luke:

"I wonder if Harry noticed I had one hand on each shoulder when I gave him the prostrate exam"?

39. Posted by Luke | May 26, 2006 10:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 10:03

"And To My House Keeper I S... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"And To My House Keeper I Say, You Can Come Home Now Maria."

40. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 10:04

In their frist live post m... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
virgo:

In their frist live post mortem press conference First sizes up the minority Mortician: uummmn pucker up Dirty Harry xoxoxo oxoxox..

41. Posted by virgo | May 26, 2006 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 26, 2006 10:06

The Senate Decided They Cou... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2006 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

The Senate Decided They Could Not Afford To Let Their Domestic Help Go.

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