This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit, generating many mouthwatering entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (tarheelcon) - "Be still my beating heart..."
2) (JimK) - "Well, we used to call it the Al Roker. Then we switched it to the Star Jones, but she got skinny too. For awhile it was the Janet Jackson, but you know how that turned out. We're thinking of going back to the original name: The Nicole Ritchie. She wasn't always anorexic you know."
3) (Adjustah) - "Wedding souvenir from the Arnold/Barr wedding '90..."
Honorable Mention
4) (Teflon) - "Salome asked for his head, and thus was Mayor McCheese martyred."
5) (No One of Consequence) - "Galahad Peller, great-grandson of Clara Peller, brings an end to her long quest."
6) (Mike) - "Morgan Spurlock is a pussy!"
And some of the best of the celebrity themed entries:
(Peter F.) - "When President Clinton dreams."
(Rachel Edith) - "In Pennsylvania today, they finally found Jimmy Hoffa."
(Pamela Anderson) - "Introducing my new hamburger, 'The Tommy Lee.'"
(McCain) - "Michael Moore is sued for $85 million dollars, plus his lunch."
Until next Friday...




Comments (5)
Teflon wuz robbed. <p... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Jay Tea | June 5, 2006 6:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon wuz robbed.
J.
1. Posted by Jay Tea | June 5, 2006 6:06 AM |
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Posted on June 5, 2006 06:06
2. Posted by McGehee | June 5, 2006 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I have to agree re Teflon.
2. Posted by McGehee | June 5, 2006 8:20 AM |
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Posted on June 5, 2006 08:20
3. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 5, 2006 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks (re: Frist). Apparently comments on both entries are forced here.
3. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 5, 2006 8:54 AM |
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Posted on June 5, 2006 08:54
4. Posted by The Listkeeper | June 5, 2006 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here's a late addition...
"You shoulda seen it BEFORE we started following the FDA portion size guidelines!"
4. Posted by The Listkeeper | June 5, 2006 10:31 AM |
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Posted on June 5, 2006 10:31
5. Posted by tarheelcon | June 5, 2006 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow. I won. Do I get anything or is this one of those "Satisfaction of knowing etc, etc." deals?
5. Posted by tarheelcon | June 5, 2006 11:53 AM |
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Posted on June 5, 2006 11:53