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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: June 23, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A group of soon-to-be brides race for a $25,000 dream wedding grand prize during the '2nd Annual Running of the Bridezillas' in Times Square, New York, Monday June 12, 2006. The event marked the third season for the WE television hit show 'Bridezillas'. (AP Photo/Bebeto Matthews)


Winners will be announced Sunday. I know I owe you winners for the last two editions. Those will be announced this weekend.

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Comments (94)

Jack Murtha strategicly red... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Robb H | June 23, 2006 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robb H:

Jack Murtha strategicly redeploys America's cattle brides to New York.

1. Posted by Robb H | June 23, 2006 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 07:21

After years of secret prepa... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Jay Wills | June 23, 2006 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Wills:

After years of secret preparation, Monica Lewinski breaks into the lead at the annual Running of the Cattle Brides.

2. Posted by Jay Wills | June 23, 2006 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 07:31

Viking brides invade New Yo... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Tim | June 23, 2006 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim:

Viking brides invade New York

3. Posted by Tim | June 23, 2006 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 07:35

"Jay Tea is eligible?"... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Jay Tea is eligible?"

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 07:43

"A MAN!!!"(think -... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"A MAN!!!"

(think -- Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

5. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 07:44

K-Fed's Plan B. ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Teflon | June 23, 2006 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon:

K-Fed's Plan B.

6. Posted by Teflon | June 23, 2006 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 07:44

"Yes Ladies, Massachusetts ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Yes Ladies, Massachusetts is just a little further to the north."

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 07:45

moo... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 7:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

moo

8. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 07:46

"nothing more to see, just ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"nothing more to see, just another IKEA opening, move along."

9. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 07:47

look, Zarchari's being chas... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by billburz | June 23, 2006 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

look, Zarchari's being chased by his 100 virgins, after they all insisted on marriage first. Heaven, I'm in Heaven................

10. Posted by billburz | June 23, 2006 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 08:13

New York's annual "Running ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Faith+1 | June 23, 2006 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

New York's annual "Running Of The Brides" resulted in 2 broken legs, 4 maulings, 3 marriages, and 2 deaths.

11. Posted by Faith+1 | June 23, 2006 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 08:15

The Running of the Heifers.... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The Running of the Heifers.

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Posted on June 23, 2006 08:40

The Minnesota Viking Brides... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Tango | June 23, 2006 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

The Minnesota Viking Brides of the new WNFL run some practice plays for the crowd in New York's Times Square. The "Horned Bitches" are in town to play the New York Socialites in the very first game of the newly formed league. Here offensive linewoman Solveig Sorrenson pulls from her guard position to lead an off tackle running play.

13. Posted by Tango | June 23, 2006 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 08:45

"Follow me girls! The chin... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Tom Blogicla | June 23, 2006 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogicla:

"Follow me girls! The china shop is this way!"

14. Posted by Tom Blogicla | June 23, 2006 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 08:48

The 72 virgins of hell spot... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The 72 virgins of hell spot Mohammed just ahead.

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 08:53

Runaway Bride .... <... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Runaway Bride .... please

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 08:53

Yearly KOS attendees trying... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by John | June 23, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John:

Yearly KOS attendees trying to get a Cindy Sheehan autograph

17. Posted by John | June 23, 2006 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 08:55

Man to Genie: "When I said ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Man to Genie: "When I said I wanted to be chased by a bunch of horny women, this is not exactly what I had in mind."

18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 08:59

Paul McCartney, worth an es... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Guido | June 23, 2006 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

Paul McCartney, worth an estimated $1.5 Billion, has just become available and, while he still believes in 'Yesterday', does NOT believe in pre-nuptial agreements.

19. Posted by Guido | June 23, 2006 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 09:03

Moo!... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Moo!

20. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 09:10

While "The Running of the B... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by FreakyBoy | June 23, 2006 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

While "The Running of the Bridezillas" makes for good television, the more relevant "Suck the Will to Live Out of Your Fiance" timed competition counts for double points.

21. Posted by FreakyBoy | June 23, 2006 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 09:10

Where is an urban cowboy wh... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Where is an urban cowboy when you need one?

22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 09:11

The brides made a strategic... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by BlogDog | June 23, 2006 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

The brides made a strategic error when they failed to realize that it's more difficult to hit a mooing target.

23. Posted by BlogDog | June 23, 2006 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 09:14

A stampede is every urban c... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

A stampede is every urban cowboy's greatest fear. In the example above, the herd was apparently spooked by the sound of turning 30.

24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 09:15

Oops. Sorry Rodney - didn't... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Oops. Sorry Rodney - didn't mean to rain on your "moo."

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 09:18

suprisingly, fat chicks rea... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by dave | June 23, 2006 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dave:

suprisingly, fat chicks really can run like the wind when expensive cake is the prize.

26. Posted by dave | June 23, 2006 9:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 09:26

Thousands of would-be bride... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by JRM | June 23, 2006 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JRM:

Thousands of would-be brides from My Space race to find the Jordanian man who is looking for an American Teen to marry.

27. Posted by JRM | June 23, 2006 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 09:29

Minnesota Vikings accusers ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by mfn | June 23, 2006 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mfn:

Minnesota Vikings accusers arrive in court ready to settle their lawsuit.

28. Posted by mfn | June 23, 2006 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 09:31

MOO-ON.org<... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Kitty | June 23, 2006 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kitty:

MOO-ON.org


I used a version of that picture yesterday!

29. Posted by Kitty | June 23, 2006 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 09:36

"We'll kill the wabbit, kil... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by docjim505 | June 23, 2006 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
docjim505:

"We'll kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill wabbit..."

30. Posted by docjim505 | June 23, 2006 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 09:47

Did last week's caption con... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by OregonMuse | June 23, 2006 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Did last week's caption contest get judged yet?

31. Posted by OregonMuse | June 23, 2006 9:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 09:59

Thanks to PETA, Pamplona, S... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by fatman | June 23, 2006 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fatman:

Thanks to PETA, Pamplona, Spain is reduced to this.

32. Posted by fatman | June 23, 2006 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 10:08

You went for the emphatic "... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

You went for the emphatic "Moo!" where I went for the underplayed "moo"

33. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 10:10

The "Running of the Bulls" ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Giacomo | June 23, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

The "Running of the Bulls" in Pamplona wasn't drawing nearly as much attention since the death of Hemingway, so the move to Times Square seemed a natural.

34. Posted by Giacomo | June 23, 2006 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 10:10

"And, coming down the home ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Giacomo | June 23, 2006 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"And, coming down the home stretch it's HeiferLady by a length, followed closely by BullArtist and Horny in White."

35. Posted by Giacomo | June 23, 2006 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 10:12

Oh look girls. They just op... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by juspassinthru | June 23, 2006 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
juspassinthru:

Oh look girls. They just opened the buffet.

36. Posted by juspassinthru | June 23, 2006 10:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 10:13

The Metropolitan Opera is t... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by stan25 | June 23, 2006 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25:

The Metropolitan Opera is taking auditons for the singing fat lady in the upcoming opera, The Cows of Saville

37. Posted by stan25 | June 23, 2006 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 10:15

"Heifer the Hills!"... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Heifer the Hills!"

38. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 10:19

The rumor of trouble in ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Justrand | June 23, 2006 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Justrand:

The rumor of trouble in the marriage of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes led to a bizarre, though predictable, scene in downtown Manhatten.

39. Posted by Justrand | June 23, 2006 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 10:23

The traditional "Running of... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by mojo | June 23, 2006 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mojo:

The traditional "Running of the Bull Dykes" takes place in Times Square.

40. Posted by mojo | June 23, 2006 10:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 10:24

Maureen Dowd, still looking... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | June 23, 2006 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JohnAnnArbor:

Maureen Dowd, still looking for her man, is left behind by the, ah, mor POWERFUL ladies.

41. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | June 23, 2006 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 10:31

New York out-liberals Massa... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Falze | June 23, 2006 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

New York out-liberals Massachusetts by legalizing polygamist lesbian viking marriages, but only for 24 hours. "Yeah, the ceremony was a little rushed, but it was worth it!" panted a winded Olga.

42. Posted by Falze | June 23, 2006 10:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 10:34

The Yang: Grooms in easy c... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Window Dressing | June 23, 2006 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Window Dressing:

The Yang: Grooms in easy chairs, smoking a fine cigar and sipping a single malt.

43. Posted by Window Dressing | June 23, 2006 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 10:36

Two words:"Green Car... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Cox | June 23, 2006 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cox:

Two words:
"Green Card"

44. Posted by Cox | June 23, 2006 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 10:36

"Sandra Bullock Look A like... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by radio free fred | June 23, 2006 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Sandra Bullock Look A like Contest."

45. Posted by radio free fred | June 23, 2006 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 10:39

Fox "unveiled' its new real... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Vagabond | June 23, 2006 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vagabond:

Fox "unveiled' its new reality series "Bridal Shower"

46. Posted by Vagabond | June 23, 2006 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 10:43

"Gross Anatomys"... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by 914 | June 23, 2006 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"Gross Anatomys"

47. Posted by 914 | June 23, 2006 11:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 11:01

Got pork chops? Then Rosie ... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by 914 | June 23, 2006 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Got pork chops? Then Rosie will travel..

48. Posted by 914 | June 23, 2006 11:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 11:15

Hmmmm."Brides for ... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by ed | June 23, 2006 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ed:

Hmmmm.

"Brides for Odin!"

49. Posted by ed | June 23, 2006 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 11:19

Muhammed Attas promised vir... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by 914 | June 23, 2006 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Muhammed Attas promised virgins revolt after learning He has a history of not sticking around after the first explosion!!


50. Posted by 914 | June 23, 2006 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 11:30

STAMPEDE!!!!!!!!... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by stan25 | June 23, 2006 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25:

STAMPEDE!!!!!!!!

51. Posted by stan25 | June 23, 2006 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 11:36

Unfounded rumors of Donald ... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Rick13 | June 23, 2006 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

Unfounded rumors of Donald Trump's latest divorce caused a small riot on the streets of New York today. Unfortunately, one of the women had to be put down after she through a shoe and broke her leg. Sports and weather are next.

52. Posted by Rick13 | June 23, 2006 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 11:36

To Zarqawi's dismay, all 72... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by jim | June 23, 2006 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jim:

To Zarqawi's dismay, all 72 escaped.

53. Posted by jim | June 23, 2006 11:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 11:39

"Brides for Odin!"</... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by McGehee | June 23, 2006 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

"Brides for Odin!"

That's it -- I'm out.

54. Posted by McGehee | June 23, 2006 11:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 11:41

To Zarqawi's dismay, all... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

To Zarqawi's dismay, all 72 escaped.

LOL, dang it.

55. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 11:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 11:43

Come on Daunte, drop Your d... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by 914 | June 23, 2006 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Come on Daunte, drop Your drawers!

56. Posted by 914 | June 23, 2006 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 12:00

DJA: The Bulls ran away wit... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by 914 | June 23, 2006 1:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

DJA: The Bulls ran away with the market today in a strong second quarter showing.

57. Posted by 914 | June 23, 2006 1:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 13:01

The Today show immediately ... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Falze | June 23, 2006 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

The Today show immediately issued an apology for interviewing the newly discovered, last living two-horned male in Times Square after the remaining horned females, long resigned to unmarried life, donned wedding gowns and rushed to the scene trying to snare a mate.

58. Posted by Falze | June 23, 2006 1:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 13:10

"Come back, it's just a pre... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Big E | June 23, 2006 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Big E:

"Come back, it's just a pre-nuptial agreement"


59. Posted by Big E | June 23, 2006 1:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 13:16

Ex-NYC Mayor Giuliani, cred... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Falze | June 23, 2006 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

Ex-NYC Mayor Giuliani, credited with cleaning up Times Square, could be heard cussing two blocks over when he saw what sort of 'entertainment' had been reintroduced to the area.

60. Posted by Falze | June 23, 2006 1:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 13:21

Thinking that Mayor Nagin m... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Thinking that Mayor Nagin may have been speaking about a confection, women head for New Orleans in droves.

61. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 1:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 13:21

♫move 'em on<br... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

♫
move 'em on
head em' up!
head em' up
move 'em on!
move 'em on
head em' up!
rawhide

cut em' out
ride 'em in!
ride 'em in
cut em' out!
cut em' out
ride 'em in
rawhide
♫

62. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 23, 2006 1:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 13:27

...the new mascots for the ... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 23, 2006 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

...the new mascots for the Marshall Thundering Herd made their debut in New York today...

63. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 23, 2006 1:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 13:54

The cast of "Spamalot" hits... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by EdMcGon | June 23, 2006 2:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
EdMcGon:

The cast of "Spamalot" hits Broadway!

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Posted on June 23, 2006 14:00

Run of the Valkyries.... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by EdMcGon | June 23, 2006 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
EdMcGon:

Run of the Valkyries.

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Posted on June 23, 2006 14:01

Here's a sample of the bonu... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by OregonMuse | June 23, 2006 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Here's a sample of the bonus material you'll get when you buy the Special Extended Edition of Gary Larson's 'Far Side Collection.'

66. Posted by OregonMuse | June 23, 2006 2:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 14:07

Beef. It's what's for dinn... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by FreakyBoy | June 23, 2006 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Beef. It's what's for dinner.

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Posted on June 23, 2006 14:19

This shot was taken during ... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by SilverBubble | June 23, 2006 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SilverBubble:

This shot was taken during the running of the broads moments before events take a turn for the worse when a mid-herd contestant trips and subsequently gores to death two frontrunners. Moments later, Godzilla tears apart half of New York City. No connection between the two events is evident.

68. Posted by SilverBubble | June 23, 2006 2:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 14:32

The Democratic Women of the... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by 914 | June 23, 2006 2:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

The Democratic Women of the Senate demonstrate their "cut and run form" for all New Yorkers to marvel at.

69. Posted by 914 | June 23, 2006 2:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 14:54

Worship of Mithras unexpect... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 23, 2006 3:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

Worship of Mithras unexpectedly surges in New York City.

70. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 23, 2006 3:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 15:38

Welcome to the 1st Annual R... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Ozone64 | June 23, 2006 4:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ozone64:

Welcome to the 1st Annual Running of the MOOnbats. Annnnnnnnnnnnd there off. First out of gates is Michael Moore followed closely by Natalie Maines, Nancy Pelosi, Cynthia McKinney and Cindy Sheehan.

71. Posted by Ozone64 | June 23, 2006 4:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 16:14

Corn-fed queef.... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 4:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Corn-fed queef.

72. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 4:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 16:55

I said "beef veal" not "bee... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I said "beef veal" not "beef veil!"

73. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 5:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 17:01

U.S. soccer team returns fr... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by McCain | June 23, 2006 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

U.S. soccer team returns from Germany.

74. Posted by McCain | June 23, 2006 5:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 17:06

"Please don't make fun of u... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 5:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Please don't make fun of us; we're just bulls trapped in a cow's body."

75. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 23, 2006 5:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 17:23

John Kerry, Al Gore and oth... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by D. carter | June 23, 2006 5:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. carter:

John Kerry, Al Gore and other Democratic presidential candidates left standing at the altar maneuver for another shot at electoral bliss.

76. Posted by D. carter | June 23, 2006 5:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 17:49

"Due to the feminist moveme... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by play | June 23, 2006 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
play:

"Due to the feminist movement's complete emasculation of the North American Male, the unmated Wild Cows of New York are often drawn into raging, violent stampedes when exposed to the delicate sounds of a ticking clock."

77. Posted by play | June 23, 2006 5:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 17:56

I agreewith McGehee<... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by epador | June 23, 2006 7:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

I agree
with McGehee
ed
wins

BRIDES OF ODIN!

78. Posted by epador | June 23, 2006 7:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 19:05

"On your mark, get set, put... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Peter F. | June 23, 2006 7:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"On your mark, get set, put on tons of weight after the marriage...we said afterthe wedding."

79. Posted by Peter F. | June 23, 2006 7:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 19:23

"Maureen Dowd was killed in... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Peter F. | June 23, 2006 7:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Maureen Dowd was killed in freak, but ironic stampede today..."

80. Posted by Peter F. | June 23, 2006 7:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 19:26

"And welcome to the Second ... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by CollegePundit | June 23, 2006 8:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CollegePundit:

"And welcome to the Second Annual Running of the Potential Wives for Dennis Kucinich!

If you're just joining us, Becky "Big Blue Stater" Brukowski has just trampled the ever-loving daylights out of Gretchen "Grandma Moonbat" Monoco! Truly, this is a race for the ages."

81. Posted by CollegePundit | June 23, 2006 8:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 20:24

25 Brides, horney for the l... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Paul Rigsby | June 23, 2006 9:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul Rigsby:

25 Brides, horney for the last time.

82. Posted by Paul Rigsby | June 23, 2006 9:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 21:20

So? So! (Breakfast club fla... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by 914 | June 23, 2006 10:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

So? So! (Breakfast club flashback) Now everybody and their Sister are catching on to the carpetbeggar craze sweeping NY in recent years?

83. Posted by 914 | June 23, 2006 10:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2006 22:39

"In other news, a stampede ... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Robert | June 24, 2006 12:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robert:

"In other news, a stampede broke out today in Times Square when an angry herd of albino feminists broke free from their upper east side corral and demanded their balls back."

84. Posted by Robert | June 24, 2006 12:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 24, 2006 00:12

" A group of angry women ga... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Robert | June 24, 2006 12:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robert:

" A group of angry women gathered today in Times Square to voice protest against President Bush for cancelling the National Artificial Insimination Program"

85. Posted by Robert | June 24, 2006 12:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 24, 2006 00:28

Mayor Bloomberg's recent ga... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Cobb | June 24, 2006 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cobb:

Mayor Bloomberg's recent gaffe: "I unsderstand that gay men are horny and should be married. I support a traditional approach.. white gowns, you know", has been interpreted as a sign that City Hall is about to make an important announcement.

86. Posted by Cobb | June 24, 2006 12:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 24, 2006 12:18

Liberation Day for the loca... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by 914 | June 24, 2006 3:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Liberation Day for the local 1368 teamsters virgins of the 911 hijackoffs..

May our bras burn with them!

87. Posted by 914 | June 24, 2006 3:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 24, 2006 15:50

The 911 widows form an insu... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by 914 | June 24, 2006 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

The 911 widows form an insurgent coup against Ann Coulter as She attends a book signing gig in NY!

Godless? Yes. Gutless? Never.

88. Posted by 914 | June 24, 2006 4:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 24, 2006 16:00

"Let's get out of here, lad... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | June 24, 2006 4:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Doherty Jr.:

"Let's get out of here, ladies! 'The Horny Bride'
contest was a great idea, but I just heard that Mike Tyson is one of the judges."

89. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | June 24, 2006 4:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 24, 2006 16:18

Mike tyson? ooohhh icky, I ... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by 914 | June 24, 2006 4:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Mike tyson? ooohhh icky, I almost forgot about that doormat of doofism moron! thanks for reminding Me Steve. ha ha ha

90. Posted by 914 | June 24, 2006 4:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 24, 2006 16:56

"Get off the sidewalk, horn... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | June 24, 2006 6:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Doherty Jr.:

"Get off the sidewalk, horny brides! The Kennedy limo is coming in ten minutes; Patrick lost his license but his drunk-driving mother, Joan, got hers back last Friday. Or, what if Ted's driving.....OR Willie Kennedy Smith is a passenger and jumps out....RUN, LADIES! VAMANOS!"

91. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | June 24, 2006 6:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 24, 2006 18:51

Thanks, 914. Much appreciat... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | June 24, 2006 6:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Doherty Jr.:

Thanks, 914. Much appreciated.

92. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | June 24, 2006 6:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 24, 2006 18:52

larry king live- tonight na... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Clayton Thomas | June 24, 2006 11:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clayton Thomas:

larry king live- tonight nancy pelocie and all the rest of the ladies of the democatic party

93. Posted by Clayton Thomas | June 24, 2006 11:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 24, 2006 23:10

Bill should have known orde... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Toby | June 25, 2006 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Toby:

Bill should have known ordering Internet brides in bulk was a bad idea.

94. Posted by Toby | June 25, 2006 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 25, 2006 09:30




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