And no, we're not talking about a new summer album from the lovebirds. The Associated Press reports:

Osama bin Laden will issue a videotaped message paying tribute to slain al-Qaida in Iraq chief Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, a message posted on an Islamic militant Web site said Wednesday.

The message did not say when the video would be posted or whether bin Laden himself would appear in the video or just speak in a voice-over. The al-Qaida leader has issued three audiotapes this year but has not appeared in a video since one issued on Oct. 29, 2004.

In an editorial coup, Wizbang has received an advanced copy of tape you can see in the extended entry.

Okay, that was a lie. Thanks Point Five, anyways. We'll just wait for somebody to leak it to the press like everybody else.

Regardless, cue the moonbats going "Where's the real terrorists? Where's Osama?" Because, as we all know, as soon as Osama bin Laden is dead all terrorism on the planet will cease.

Plus: SondraK's singing my song.