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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Former diplomat Joe Wilson and his wife, former CIA agent Valerie Plame , attend the East Coast premiere of the movie 'An Inconvenient Truth' in Washington May 17, 2006. Plame and her husband sued Vice President Dick Cheney , top presidential aide Karl Rove and others on Thursday for their role in the public disclosure of her classified CIA status. (Joshua Roberts/Reuters)


Winners will be announced Sunday, as will last weeks winners.


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Comments (119)

Out of the shadows and on t... (Below threshold)
Tango:

Out of the shadows and on to the red carpet.

"Please, no more blonde jok... (Below threshold)
USMC Pilot:

"Please, no more blonde jokes!"

Joseph Wilson and wife Vale... (Below threshold)

Joseph Wilson and wife Valerie Plame are seen here modeling two suits they intend to still have after the November elections.

Joe and Valerie Wilson retu... (Below threshold)
Strick:

Joe and Valerie Wilson returning from their lawyers after demonstrating that there's more than one meaning to the expression "empty suit".

All that's right about serv... (Below threshold)
Mitchell:

All that's right about service to yourself, er, country.

Psssst.... knock it off wit... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

Psssst.... knock it off with the pocket pool already Joe.

Honey, you left your "under... (Below threshold)
Jo:

Honey, you left your "undercover" clothes in the hotel room.

Simple Minds introduced two... (Below threshold)
yo:

Simple Minds introduced two new members today when Joe and Val took over lead vocals on the 80's smash hit: "Don't You Forget about Me."

What happend to the ... (Below threshold)
Bill Cook:


What happend to the last caption contest? Were winners ever published?

Could you direct us to the ... (Below threshold)

Could you direct us to the baccarat tables? My wife is a secret agent.

Don't worry, Dear, eventual... (Below threshold)
elvis:

Don't worry, Dear, eventually we'll learn to like Arkansas.

Anyone who was anyone was i... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

Anyone who was anyone was invited to the East Coast premiere of Al Gore's movie "An Inconvenient Truth". Despite the restricted guest list, Valerie Plame was still able finagle an extra ticket for her husband Joe so that could attend with her.

So these 2 traitors walk in... (Below threshold)
Robb H:

So these 2 traitors walk into a bar, and the lawyer says, "Why the long face?"

The Egocentric Sleuths... (Below threshold)

The Egocentric Sleuths

It's easy to see who wears ... (Below threshold)

It's easy to see who wears the pants in this family... well, maybe not that easy.

November 2006 Playboy model... (Below threshold)
Mikey:

November 2006 Playboy model Val, is shown here with her husband leaving the mansion after signing copies of her new spread.

In a startling announcement... (Below threshold)

In a startling announcement, Joe Wilson declares that he too is a secret agent, and that he has been leading a double life as Jerry Springer.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Joli... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie walk the red carpet in "Mr and Mrs Smith XXXVII".

"Val, where's the car?"... (Below threshold)
HeyMike:

"Val, where's the car?"

"I don't know, you're the guy that's supposed to be able to find anything?"

Joe to Valerie, "You mean t... (Below threshold)

Joe to Valerie, "You mean the reporters only want to talk to you?"

Wilson and Plame head for a... (Below threshold)

Wilson and Plame head for a little publicized meeting with Chuck Barris, where they will discuss his new movie about the couple, "Confessions of Two Traitorous Minds."

Mr. Plame! A question pleas... (Below threshold)

Mr. Plame! A question please! Mr. Plame!

Two Soros losers going down... (Below threshold)
chief78:

Two Soros losers going down in Plames!

CIA Double Secret agent Val... (Below threshold)
Steve L.:

CIA Double Secret agent Valerie Plame and her husband Joe Wilson leave the premiere of "An Inconvenient Truth," a movie about her role in helping her husband try to bring down a lawfully-electd government and his attempts to cover it up.

"Larry Johnson swore this s... (Below threshold)
J2:

"Larry Johnson swore this suicide belt wouldn't make me look fat."

"Darling, Larry Johnson is your suicide belt."

Wilson to Plame: Have you b... (Below threshold)

Wilson to Plame: Have you been eating yellow-cake again? You're looking a little jaundiced.

Oh, Valerie! You know how i... (Below threshold)

Oh, Valerie! You know how it affects me when you speak French!

"PLEASE Joe - remember to k... (Below threshold)
J2:

"PLEASE Joe - remember to keep the little metal balls in your pocket and DON'T bring up the strawberry daiquiries."

I can't believe you're leav... (Below threshold)

I can't believe you're leaving me for Carl Rove!

chief78:Not bad!</... (Below threshold)

chief78:

Not bad!

"LEAVE US ALONE!"(wh... (Below threshold)
JimK:

"LEAVE US ALONE!"
(whispered)"Think they'll run this in USA Today, honey? Should I call our agent and get him on it?"

"Vanity Pair"... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

"Vanity Pair"

Look Joe, it's the fifteent... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

Look Joe, it's the fifteenth minute!

"Mr. and Mrs. Wilson on the... (Below threshold)

"Mr. and Mrs. Wilson on their way to see a special screening of The Spy Who Definitely Didn't Send Me at the Kodak Theater. Approximately 30 were in attendance: the Wilsons and the Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Insanity."

It's a hack and a flack - y... (Below threshold)

It's a hack and a flack - your mission, should you choose to accept it, is figure out which is which.

I'll be coming home for fitz-mas.

Clowns to the left, jokers to the right, and we're stuck in the middle with them?

Saying that Plame was never a cover agent covered by federal law would be the real inconvenient truth. Not to mention that Wilson is a partisan hack.

Now that her identity is kn... (Below threshold)
lakestate:

Now that her identity is known, Valerie can finally wear a business suit in public again, instead of the Berqua that hid her identity when working "undercover" for the CIA.

PSYOPS is for use against t... (Below threshold)

PSYOPS is for use against the enemy stupid. Oh yeah - that's what your doing.

Got condoms?... (Below threshold)
astigafa:

Got condoms?

the stars of Dumb and Dumbe... (Below threshold)

the stars of Dumb and Dumber 4 on the red cartpet.

The Odd Couple together aga... (Below threshold)

The Odd Couple together again

"Who's Who?" - That'd be Do... (Below threshold)
Mighty Dwight:

"Who's Who?" - That'd be Double O nothing and his wife Blundercover

Valerie Plame, deep cover C... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

Valerie Plame, deep cover CIA agent and master of disguise, is seen here walking with an unidentified blond woman.

we've got the "bad" and the... (Below threshold)
trappedinmn:

we've got the "bad" and the "ugly" - now we just need the "good" and we can make a movie.......

Hmmmm.Former ambas... (Below threshold)
ed:

Hmmmm.

Former ambassador Joe Wilson and wife Valerie Wilson nee Plame surrender to the FBI due to an arrest warrant.

Team Aye Spy... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

Team Aye Spy

Soap. Toothbrush. <b... (Below threshold)
MyPetGloat:

Soap.
Toothbrush.
Toilet Paper.
Literacy.
Wingnuts.

Some assembly required.

Don't fix the mistake, fix ... (Below threshold)

Don't fix the mistake, fix the Plame

DU Lynching party. Karl Rov... (Below threshold)

DU Lynching party. Karl Rove sold separately

Stop taking our picture. Yo... (Below threshold)

Stop taking our picture. You're invading our privacy! Naw, I'm just messing with you.

Da Plame, boss! It's da Pla... (Below threshold)

Da Plame, boss! It's da Plame!

Bolstered by the success of... (Below threshold)
tarheelcon:

Bolstered by the success of their last Vaniyt Fair spread Joseph Wilson and Valerie Plame are seen here on their way to lay on Casey Sheehan's grave.

TO: Kevin AylwardFRO... (Below threshold)
a4g:

TO: Kevin Aylward
FROM: Joe Wilson
RE: Caption Contest

Kevin,

Val and I generally hate publicity, but I saw this fabulous photo and couldn't help thinking how great we'd look as the subject of your Friday caption contest. Make sure to post it quickly, as it's been sent to several other blogs for their consideration as well.

Regards,

Joe

Entering now are the Left's... (Below threshold)
Yogurt:

Entering now are the Left's new Poster Children for birth control....

Today marked the opening of... (Below threshold)
christopher bragg:

Today marked the opening of enrollment for Haymaker's Correspondence Course on Managing Soft Targets.

Leaving from their latest s... (Below threshold)
JohnMc:

Leaving from their latest screening of 'An Inconvenient Truth', the Wilsons shop for a lawyer.

Joe Wilson tries to figure ... (Below threshold)
jack:

Joe Wilson tries to figure out how to extricate his hand from his pocket after he belatedly realizes that the comment, "What a pair of nuts!", wasn't directed at him.

Dang, this low profile stuf... (Below threshold)
Dal:

Dang, this low profile stuff sure does take alot of face time

"My Name Is Sue, How Do You... (Below threshold)

"My Name Is Sue, How Do You Do?"

Who are these people?... (Below threshold)
Regret:

Who are these people?

"A Jug Of WHINE A Loaf Of B... (Below threshold)

"A Jug Of WHINE A Loaf Of Bread And Thou."

Joseph Wilson and Valerie P... (Below threshold)
tarheelcon:

Joseph Wilson and Valerie Plame on the red carpet at the "Media Whore Awards"

Liar, Liar. (With apologies... (Below threshold)

Liar, Liar. (With apologies to Jim Carrey)

Two worthless lying sluts!<... (Below threshold)
914:

Two worthless lying sluts!

Allright, let's go make som... (Below threshold)
Mawmoof:

Allright, let's go make some money!

"Liar Liar"... (Below threshold)
914:

"Liar Liar"

Action Item:Dem Se... (Below threshold)
John:

Action Item:

Dem Senators have been putting holds on conservative judges nominated to fill court vacancies. Some lower courts are now drastically understaffed. Consider the Wizbang Caption Contest Circuit Court which has only issued winners in three out of the last six contests.

It's no secret the Dems are hoping the 2006 election results will allow them to pack the Caption Contest Court with liberals, perhaps Lee or JP2. Think about that for a moment. The winning entry for this week's photo could be this one:

"The most honest man in America and his secret agent wife speak truth to power at a terrible personal cost."

That's right. Not funny at all because liberals have no sense of humor. But that's exactly what you'll be seeing unless you call your Senator and demand that they "Confirm Wizbang Caption Contest Judges NOW!"

Justice delayed is justice denied...

Looks like Joe has found an... (Below threshold)
Window Dressing:

Looks like Joe has found and ingested the Yellow Cake.

A little bubbly, some yello... (Below threshold)
914:

A little bubbly, some yellow cake, a photo shoot at GQ, A mansion and sports cars to boot. Some guys have all the luck.


Sorry Dodo David I didnt see Your Liar Liar!

"Valerie, does this suit ma... (Below threshold)
BoogyMan:

"Valerie, does this suit make me look fat? No Joe, its your butt that makes you look fat, not the suit."

Thats a great point Jon! th... (Below threshold)
914:

Thats a great point Jon! they have not been judging our masterful works here lately?

The Spyer and the Liar.<br ... (Below threshold)
George:

The Spyer and the Liar.

What delicious irony, Joe a... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

What delicious irony, Joe and Valerie going to see the premiere of a movie called "An inconvenient truth" shortly before having to subject themselves to legal discovery of some other "inconvenient truths".

Please respect our privacy ... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

Please respect our privacy ... photograph our good side.

Yellow cake fellow fake<... (Below threshold)
914:

Yellow cake fellow fake.

Your left, your left, your ... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

Your left, your left, your left left left ... you know Joe, this politically correct marching to another drummer is a lot harder than I thought.

It's not whether you win or... (Below threshold)

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you lay the Plame.
-Joe Wilson

Pardon, Monsieur. Your pan... (Below threshold)

Pardon, Monsieur. Your pants are on fire. Et, Madame? I have some subpoenas for you. Enjoy your stay!

Me, Myself, I and an under... (Below threshold)
914:

Me, Myself, I and an undercover agent.

"The Spy who loved Me</i... (Below threshold)
914:

"The Spy who loved Me"

"Hold my hand, Joe! Stop p... (Below threshold)

"Hold my hand, Joe! Stop pretending everyone doesn't know about us! You were willing enough to blab about my job before I tried to ship you off to Africa!"

Pictured above is Joe Wilso... (Below threshold)

Pictured above is Joe Wilson, the ex-ambassador who proved the President lied in his State of the Union speech when he specifically said that Iraq obtained 9,000 tons of yellowcake uranium from Niger and his wife, no occupation given.
~New York Times

For Your lies only! only fo... (Below threshold)
914:

For Your lies only! only for You.....You see what no one else can see,now Im breaking free for Your lies only,only for You, The passions that collide in Me why on earth You lie for Me, only for You......For Your Lies only..................


Sorry Sheena!

Joseph Wilson could eat no ... (Below threshold)

Joseph Wilson could eat no lean,
His wife could eat no fat.
When they felt the government got mean,
They proved conspiratorial moonbats.

Joe Wilson and an as yet un... (Below threshold)
sentinel:

Joe Wilson and an as yet unidentified Double Super Secret Undercover Spy Mastermind out for a night on the town.

The Wilson's are clearly in... (Below threshold)

The Wilson's are clearly in mourning. Joe has vowed to wear a black tie until those who KILLED Valerie's career are brought to justice.

Plame to Wilson: "I hear th... (Below threshold)
914:

Plame to Wilson: "I hear there Yellow cake is delicious and they serve a nasty Niger cocktail."

JoVal, "The Shark Jumpers" ... (Below threshold)
JAT:

JoVal, "The Shark Jumpers" top the list of attendees at Alec Baldwin's Make a Wish and Hope GW goes Away fundraiser.

(Fmr) Ambassador Joseph Wil... (Below threshold)
upset old guy:

(Fmr) Ambassador Joseph Wilson leaving the production studios with his wife, (fmr) CIA employee Valerie Plame Wilson, after learning he had been "voted off the island" by the other contestants immediately before they departed by helicopter for the next SURVIVOR series.

The annual narcissists conv... (Below threshold)
McCain:

The annual narcissists convention gets underway.

Bush dispatches special env... (Below threshold)
McCain:

Bush dispatches special envoys to Hezbollah headquarters in Beirut.

"Hey Val, Cheney invited me... (Below threshold)
mesablue:

"Hey Val, Cheney invited me to go hunting, wanna go with me?"

3 suits that just don't fit... (Below threshold)
Allium:

3 suits that just don't fit

Now yesterday's news and it... (Below threshold)

Now yesterday's news and itching for a comeback, Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame stride gallantly towards their attorney's office entrance, mysteriously accompanied by The Love Boat theme song playing in the background.

"Joseph and Valerie Wilson ... (Below threshold)
hermie:

"Joseph and Valerie Wilson leave Spago shortly after their turn in Cindy Sheehan's 'Rolling Fast'."

"We only ordered the mushroom penne, instead of our usual lobster fettucine. Aren't we wonderful?" cried Ms Wilson.

'Burrpp!', Mr Wilson added.

14:54...14:55...<br ... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

14:54...
14:55...
14:56...
14:57...

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Winners will be announced S... (Below threshold)

Winners will be announced Sunday, as will last weeks winners, and the week before that...

Heck, the winners will be named at the end of the year. Deal with it! :p

Joe: Hey Honey, are you put... (Below threshold)
stan25:

Joe: Hey Honey, are you putting out tonight or do I have to sleep on the couch again?

Val: No chance, I have Karl Rove coming over tonight.

Joe Wilson has just realize... (Below threshold)
hermie:

Joe Wilson has just realized that even though he deliberately broke his Rolex watch, his 15 minutes will still be up soon.

"Lunatic Fringe" I k... (Below threshold)
914:

"Lunatic Fringe" I know Your out there!

The Plame Game!Wil... (Below threshold)
Guido:

The Plame Game!

Wilson!
Wilson, Wilson big phoney bonana fanna ba-loney
Fee fy mo Milson, Wilson!

Scooter!
Scooter, Scooter lone prosecutor bonana fanna foot shooter
Fee fy mo Mooter, Scooter!

DU!
DU, DU DUmmies bonana fanna fo scummies
Fee fy mo MU, DU!

Moonbats!
Moonbats, Moonbats foilhats bonana fanna ass-hats
Fee fy mo oonbats, Moonbats!

Wizbang!
Wizbang, Wizbang no caption results bonana fanna oh dang
Fee fy mo Mizbang, Wizbang! ; )

Come on everybody!
I say now let's play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme out of Valerie Plame
They say Rove blew her spy cover, a naughty thing to do
But this dopey blonde was referenced in 'Who's Who'
The Moonbats were delighted, they said in their blog
That Karl Rove would be marched out, just liked a handcuffed frog
But when it was investigated, it proved that there was no crime here
So now they can shove their Fitzmas right up their derriere

Fitzmas!
Fitzmas, Fitzmas bullshitmas bonana fanna blonde ditzmas
Fee fy mo Mitzmas, Fitzmas!

The Plame Game!

Looks like it's a pick'em o... (Below threshold)
Big E:

Looks like it's a pick'em on who wears the pants in that family.

or

Former diplomat Joe Wilson and his wife, former CIA agent Valerie Plame, attend the East Coast premiere of the movie 'An Inconvenient Truth' in Washington May 17, 2006. Not seen in this photo is the Karl Rove henchman who, at gunpoint, forces the Wilsons to appear at high profile events.

Circa 2027: Kevin Federline... (Below threshold)
chief78:

Circa 2027: Kevin Federline and Britney Spears open for Wayne Newton at the "Sands."

Joe: "Well, Val. At least ... (Below threshold)

Joe: "Well, Val. At least our lawsuit will vindicate Jason Leopold - Rove will finally be indicted."

"Yes folks, today I have su... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

"Yes folks, today I have sued that sharpshooter and President of Vice."

"The Spy Who Came out with ... (Below threshold)
jack:

"The Spy Who Came out with the Clod"

Progressive Royalty: Marie ... (Below threshold)
chief78:

Progressive Royalty: Marie Antoinette and her Consort, Nigereon Bonaparte.

Which one has the "trophy" ... (Below threshold)

Which one has the "trophy" spouse?

Joe Wilson looks forward to... (Below threshold)
chief78:

Joe Wilson looks forward to his monthly "15 minutes of Plame."

Having penetrated security ... (Below threshold)
stan25:

Having penetrated security at the White House, Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame, go for an evening stroll on the South Lawn; hoping to find Dick Cheney, with a shotgun in hand.

"My name is #2 and this is ... (Below threshold)
mdr241:

"My name is #2 and this is my Italian Confidential Secretary, Allotta Fagina...."

"Millionaires coming throug... (Below threshold)

"Millionaires coming through, get out of our way, millionaires coming through."

Two former turd merchants a... (Below threshold)
sammy small:

Two former turd merchants assume the roles of Maxwell Fart and Agent 69 for their new Hollywood premiere.

Try to look more covert, da... (Below threshold)
Bill M:

Try to look more covert, darling!

Walk toward the light... (Below threshold)

Walk toward the light.

"Joseph, look over there, w... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

"Joseph, look over there, why are all of our friends pointing and laughing?"

We come from the land down ... (Below threshold)
914:

We come from the land down under!

"You know, Joe, I really mi... (Below threshold)
Julie:

"You know, Joe, I really miss that tingly sensation I used to get when I wore my secret decoder bra."

"It's obvious why they ratt... (Below threshold)
Steve Doherty Jr.:

"It's obvious why they ratted me out, isn't it?
Sex! Cheney looks like an eagle on crystal meth and Rove is 'Baby Huey's' twin. Bang those two?
Not even with Barbara Bush's 'hey-nannie.'"

Desperate for cash, Joe dec... (Below threshold)
Patrick D:

Desperate for cash, Joe decides to act as Valerie's Pimp. Unfortunately, the only takers were Janet Reno & Rosie O'Donnell




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