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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: July 21, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


U.S. President George W. Bush hands back a crying baby that was handed to him from the crowd as he arrives for an outdoor dinner with German Chancellor Angela Merkel in Trinwillershagen, Germany, July 13, 2006. REUTERS/Jim Bourg (GERMANY)<br />


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (97)

Damn, that diaper has gotta... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Chester | July 21, 2006 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chester:

Damn, that diaper has gotta go!

1. Posted by Chester | July 21, 2006 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:35

Get Israel in here to chang... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Lord Floppington | July 21, 2006 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lord Floppington:

Get Israel in here to change this kid's diapers, they're full of Syria.

2. Posted by Lord Floppington | July 21, 2006 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:35

"I dunno, I thinks his reac... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 21, 2006 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"I dunno, I thinks his reaction to a shoulder massage is a little calmer than merkel's."

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 21, 2006 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:41

"... Well thanks for the He... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 21, 2006 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"... Well thanks for the Hezbollah view..."

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 21, 2006 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:43

"I understand little one...... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 21, 2006 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"I understand little one... I have some problems with the southern border as well."

5. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 21, 2006 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:44

This one's real, not a bomb... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Sinner | July 21, 2006 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sinner:

This one's real, not a bomb. Here you go madame, thank you for your cooperation.

6. Posted by Sinner | July 21, 2006 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:47

"Cripes... you're leaking w... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 21, 2006 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Cripes... you're leaking worse than Libby."

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 21, 2006 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:47

You sure he's not a Democra... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Weegie | July 21, 2006 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

You sure he's not a Democrat? He's crying, he's incoherent and he's soiled his diapers. Sounds like a Democrat to me.

8. Posted by Weegie | July 21, 2006 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:56

Not a caption, but my own p... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Mike | July 21, 2006 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

Not a caption, but my own photoshop spin on this.
http://ipsofactocomic.typepad.com/ipso_facto_comic/2006/07/please_dont_cry.html

9. Posted by Mike | July 21, 2006 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:57

President Bush met today wi... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 21, 2006 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

President Bush met today with Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean.

10. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 21, 2006 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:59

1. "Seriously, are you feed... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by JimK | July 21, 2006 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

1. "Seriously, are you feeding him tacos or something?"

2. "LAURA! LAURA! WHAT AM I S'POSED TA DO WITH IT NOW? IT'S CONFUSIFYIN' ME!"

3. "Karl, you lost your name. He gets to be called Turn Blossom from now on."

11. Posted by JimK | July 21, 2006 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 08:09

During direct negotiations ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by chief78 | July 21, 2006 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chief78:

During direct negotiations with Syria, President Bush fails to convince "Baby" Assad to get Hizbowels to "stop this sh*t."

12. Posted by chief78 | July 21, 2006 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 08:14

Another sniveling Democrat.... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Chuck | July 21, 2006 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chuck:

Another sniveling Democrat...I sure wish they would get some grown-ups on that side of the aisle!

13. Posted by Chuck | July 21, 2006 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 08:20

Poor fella looks like he wa... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Poor fella looks like he wants his mommy - and the baby isn't too happy either.

14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 08:35

It DID look like peanut but... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Luke | July 21, 2006 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Luke:

It DID look like peanut butter, but it darn sure didn't taste like it.

15. Posted by Luke | July 21, 2006 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 08:39

Republican reaction:<... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Republican reaction:

Cute baby. Looks a little unhappy though. It is a good thing his mommy is there to comfort him.

Democrat reaction:

1.) This poor child is in obvious misery - lets euthanize him and make it all better.

2.) The child must have already undergone months of physical and psychological abuse to be so unhappy. The parents are patently incompetent and abusive. It is time for the government to take over.

3.) Longingly: If we could only suck his brains out and harvest those stem cells - there is a minute possibility for some type of cure for one of our own someday.

4.) Sorry mom - time to take him to the reeducation camp. One can never begin too early you know.

5.) Bush is a child abuser! He must be impeached now!

6.) 6.) If congress will only appropriate (fill in blank) billion dollars for our U.S. Baby Comforting Initiative, we will insure that no baby will ever have to cry again!

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 08:53

Bush just can't seem to esc... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Maggie | July 21, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

Bush just can't seem to escape from the "--it" these days.

17. Posted by Maggie | July 21, 2006 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 08:55

7.) That's why we support a... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

7.) That's why we support abortion. It would be better never to have been born than to go through life like this!

18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 08:58

That's a terrible thing to ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by jonathanamylove@msn.com | July 21, 2006 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jonathanamylove@msn.com:

That's a terrible thing to say. You go give that bus driver a piece of your mind. I'll hold your monkey.

19. Posted by jonathanamylove@msn.com | July 21, 2006 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:01

After thoroughly washing hi... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by FreakyBoy | July 21, 2006 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

After thoroughly washing his hands and changing his soiled shirt and shoes, President Bush returned to the Oval Office and rescinded his veto of the fetal stem cell research bill.

20. Posted by FreakyBoy | July 21, 2006 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:03

8.) Damn. You let the head ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

8.) Damn. You let the head out. That means we'll have to let him live you fool!

21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:08

"One of us has soiled ourse... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by MyPetGloat | July 21, 2006 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MyPetGloat:

"One of us has soiled ourself"

22. Posted by MyPetGloat | July 21, 2006 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:10

I'm not taking any of your ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by epador | July 21, 2006 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

I'm not taking any of your sh*t either! No matter how much you cry.

23. Posted by epador | July 21, 2006 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:11

This little Ted Kennedy nam... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by billburz | July 21, 2006 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

This little Ted Kennedy namesake is wetter than Mary Jo.

24. Posted by billburz | July 21, 2006 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:12

With the help of a new baby... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by jpm100 | July 21, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jpm100:

With the help of a new baby, the President gets a lesson in dealing with Democrats who also crap in their pants and cry for someone else to fix it.

25. Posted by jpm100 | July 21, 2006 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:25

little Katie Couric, refusi... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by billburz | July 21, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

little Katie Couric, refusing to go to the Middle East!

26. Posted by billburz | July 21, 2006 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:25

"He sure sounds like a libe... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Rick13 | July 21, 2006 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

"He sure sounds like a liberal"!

27. Posted by Rick13 | July 21, 2006 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:27

What's this Al? You're wea... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Jack in TX | July 21, 2006 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack in TX:

What's this Al? You're wearing a DISPOSABLE diaper?

28. Posted by Jack in TX | July 21, 2006 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:32

Caught on camera: the event... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by OregonMuse | July 21, 2006 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Caught on camera: the event in Lee's life that, more than any other, has made him what he is today.

29. Posted by OregonMuse | July 21, 2006 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:36

1: I guess I misunderestima... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Henry | July 21, 2006 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

1: I guess I misunderestimated how much sh*t needed to be stopped!

2:This stem cell's got to go!

3:Baby: Allah!
Bush: Oh no, it's a bomb!

4:The conflict in the baby's middle eats up Bush's ability to withstand, Bush explained: "The sh*t wouldn't stop, Iran away!"

5:Bush:"You see the underwear gnomes too?"

30. Posted by Henry | July 21, 2006 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:38

"It's Time For A Change, Mr... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by radio free fred | July 21, 2006 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"It's Time For A Change, Mr. President."

31. Posted by radio free fred | July 21, 2006 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:44

"I Say It , But I Don't Tou... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by radio free fred | July 21, 2006 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"I Say It , But I Don't Touch It!"

32. Posted by radio free fred | July 21, 2006 9:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:48

9.) Whatever its sex is - i... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

9.) Whatever its sex is - it looks confused. Let's operate!

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:53

He's gonna blow!!!!... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by tarheelcon | July 21, 2006 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tarheelcon:

He's gonna blow!!!!

34. Posted by tarheelcon | July 21, 2006 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 10:04

Moonbat Rorschach Interpret... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by MikeB | July 21, 2006 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MikeB:

Moonbat Rorschach Interpretation: Bush threatens to "haul off 'n punch" a woman as he attempts to steal her frightened child

- MikeB

35. Posted by MikeB | July 21, 2006 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 10:05

10.) This reminds be of som... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

10.) This reminds be of some dead baby jokes.

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 10:05

Okay now, who wants to watc... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by dave | July 21, 2006 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dave:

Okay now, who wants to watch me eat this here baby... Anyone... Eat the baby?!

37. Posted by dave | July 21, 2006 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 10:15

"Smells like Democrat spiri... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by drjohn | July 21, 2006 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
drjohn:

"Smells like Democrat spirit!"

38. Posted by drjohn | July 21, 2006 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 10:17

"Another French Soccer Play... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by radio free fred | July 21, 2006 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Another French Soccer Player?"

39. Posted by radio free fred | July 21, 2006 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 10:41

"Oh, no, President Fox. No... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Falze | July 21, 2006 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

"Oh, no, President Fox. No, no no. Technically it never touched the ground in the United States so this one ain't a citizen. You take this one back."

40. Posted by Falze | July 21, 2006 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 10:45

Hey, nobody told me Dennis ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by D. Carter | July 21, 2006 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Carter:

Hey, nobody told me Dennis Kucinich was going to be here.

41. Posted by D. Carter | July 21, 2006 10:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 10:55

"Massage His Shoulders, Geo... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by radio free fred | July 21, 2006 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Massage His Shoulders, George."

42. Posted by radio free fred | July 21, 2006 11:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 11:00

I love my children shaken n... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by SJBill | July 21, 2006 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SJBill:

I love my children shaken not stirred.

43. Posted by SJBill | July 21, 2006 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 11:03

"Shake An Bake, And I Help... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by radio free fred | July 21, 2006 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Shake An Bake, And I Helped."

44. Posted by radio free fred | July 21, 2006 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 11:05

"I submit to you the next p... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by retired military | July 21, 2006 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"I submit to you the next president of the UN. No training required"

45. Posted by retired military | July 21, 2006 11:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 11:06

Bush thought balloon: "Ok, ... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by EdMcGon | July 21, 2006 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
EdMcGon:

Bush thought balloon: "Ok, THIS is one they can do stem cell research on!"

46. Posted by EdMcGon | July 21, 2006 11:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 11:15

Whoa, it smells like this c... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Guido | July 21, 2006 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

Whoa, it smells like this child has a load of DNC talking points in his diaper.

47. Posted by Guido | July 21, 2006 11:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 11:43

You named this child Howard... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Vegas Vic | July 21, 2006 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

You named this child Howard Dean! Smells about right to me!

48. Posted by Vegas Vic | July 21, 2006 11:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 11:45

In a show of bipartisianshi... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by retired military | July 21, 2006 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

In a show of bipartisianship after the 2006 elections President Bush meets with the new Democratic minority leader of the House.

49. Posted by retired military | July 21, 2006 11:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 11:59

Bush's thought balloon: "On... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Dodo David | July 21, 2006 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Bush's thought balloon: "Only people running for public office have to kiss babies. Thank God for the presidential term limit!"

50. Posted by Dodo David | July 21, 2006 12:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 12:16

"Boy, I sure know what ya' ... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by The Last Patriot | July 21, 2006 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Last Patriot:

"Boy, I sure know what ya' mean. That Helen Thomas is so butt-ugly she could scare the hair off a baboon's ass!"

51. Posted by The Last Patriot | July 21, 2006 12:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 12:24

Awww, Lee's first pictures.... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Peter F. | July 21, 2006 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Awww, Lee's first pictures....

52. Posted by Peter F. | July 21, 2006 12:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 12:43

Awww, Lee's first picture..... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Peter F. | July 21, 2006 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Awww, Lee's first picture....

53. Posted by Peter F. | July 21, 2006 12:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 12:44

Bush tries out the new Whit... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by jack | July 21, 2006 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jack:

Bush tries out the new White House Press Corp simulator.

54. Posted by jack | July 21, 2006 12:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 12:49

Another Presidential "potty... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by chief78 | July 21, 2006 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chief78:

Another Presidential "potty-mouth" moment.

55. Posted by chief78 | July 21, 2006 1:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 13:09

"Is this a Syrian baby? I... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by retired military | July 21, 2006 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"Is this a Syrian baby? I smell WMD in the vicinity"

56. Posted by retired military | July 21, 2006 1:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 13:12

"OK OK next time I will jus... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by blogrfactor | July 21, 2006 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
blogrfactor:

"OK OK next time I will just kiss your belly!"

57. Posted by blogrfactor | July 21, 2006 1:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 13:33

A John Kerry supporter make... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by chief78 | July 21, 2006 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chief78:

A John Kerry supporter makes a feeble attempt to "swift butt" President Bush.

58. Posted by chief78 | July 21, 2006 1:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 13:36

"I think I am smelling some... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Rachel Edith | July 21, 2006 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rachel Edith:

"I think I am smelling something else that Al Gore probably invented."

59. Posted by Rachel Edith | July 21, 2006 1:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 13:36

mini Bush hater.... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by 914 | July 21, 2006 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

mini Bush hater.

60. Posted by 914 | July 21, 2006 1:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 13:51

"OK Wilson, I know you're u... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by ken | July 21, 2006 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ken:

"OK Wilson, I know you're upset that you can't post in support of Glenn anymore, but really... grow up!"

61. Posted by ken | July 21, 2006 1:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 13:53

this kid's bowels are loose... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by herb jacobs | July 21, 2006 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
herb jacobs:

this kid's bowels are looser than the ball bearings of a '57 Chevy

62. Posted by herb jacobs | July 21, 2006 1:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 13:56

Yep, shes ripe alright! phe... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by 914 | July 21, 2006 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Yep, shes ripe alright! pheww, whatcha been feeding this kid? switchgrass?

63. Posted by 914 | July 21, 2006 2:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 14:01

Weegie (up top) gets my vot... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by bobdog | July 21, 2006 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bobdog:

Weegie (up top) gets my vote...

"You sure he's not a Democrat? He's crying, he's incoherent and he's soiled his diapers. Sounds like a Democrat to me."

64. Posted by bobdog | July 21, 2006 2:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 14:06

Bush: "Hey Karl, I think th... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by chief78 | July 21, 2006 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chief78:

Bush: "Hey Karl, I think this here baby is 'Kerrying' a load of crap."

Rove (out of view): "I don't think so Mr. President. He just seems to have a mild case of 'Deanarrhia.'"

65. Posted by chief78 | July 21, 2006 2:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 14:07

1.) He's just got to stop t... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Taf | July 21, 2006 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taf:

1.) He's just got to stop this s__t. And like that - it's over. What? Oh yes, I was talking about Diapers.

2.) It's Hillary's what??

66. Posted by Taf | July 21, 2006 2:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 14:24

Achtung, gasangriff!... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Tango | July 21, 2006 2:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

Achtung, gasangriff!

67. Posted by Tango | July 21, 2006 2:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 14:31

"Help, There's A W.M.D. In... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by radio free fred | July 21, 2006 2:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Help, There's A W.M.D. In The Diaper!"

68. Posted by radio free fred | July 21, 2006 2:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 14:38

"No way Ms. Sheehan, this i... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by engineer | July 21, 2006 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
engineer:

"No way Ms. Sheehan, this is not our love child!"

69. Posted by engineer | July 21, 2006 2:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 14:46

oh no no no! Been there don... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by 914 | July 21, 2006 2:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

oh no no no! Been there done that!

70. Posted by 914 | July 21, 2006 2:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 14:50

President Bush meets progre... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by chief78 | July 21, 2006 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chief78:

President Bush meets progressive "movement" financier George Sore-ass.

71. Posted by chief78 | July 21, 2006 3:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 15:13

Contrary to what Hillary sa... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by stan25 | July 21, 2006 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25:

Contrary to what Hillary says, this is not a village and I don't want this thing.

72. Posted by stan25 | July 21, 2006 3:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 15:26

President Bush surprises Ge... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by mantis | July 21, 2006 3:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mantis:

President Bush surprises German Chancellor Angela Merkel with an impromptu backrub.

73. Posted by mantis | July 21, 2006 3:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 15:34

George W. presents proof of... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by takefive | July 21, 2006 3:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
takefive:

George W. presents proof of Saddam's secret "deadly gas attack" weapon of mass destruction to the media!

74. Posted by takefive | July 21, 2006 3:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 15:45

"Well, well, baby Cindy, it... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | July 21, 2006 4:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dwayne "the canoe guy":

"Well, well, baby Cindy, it's time to go back to Mama Sheehan"

75. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | July 21, 2006 4:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 16:08

Now "That's" a weapon of ma... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Kell | July 21, 2006 4:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kell:

Now "That's" a weapon of mass destruction!

Kell

76. Posted by Kell | July 21, 2006 4:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 16:11

" Take me away, the longer ... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Steve Crickmore | July 21, 2006 4:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Crickmore:

" Take me away, the longer I'm exposed to him the stupider I get" bawled ...the baby.

77. Posted by Steve Crickmore | July 21, 2006 4:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 16:19

Bush: "Aww, cute little thi... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Akuma-sama | July 21, 2006 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Akuma-sama:

Bush: "Aww, cute little thing, it'll grow up just like me!"
Baby: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

78. Posted by Akuma-sama | July 21, 2006 4:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 16:50

At a recent rally President... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by smitty | July 21, 2006 5:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitty:

At a recent rally President Bush was introduced to the youngest registered Democrat in Chicago.

79. Posted by smitty | July 21, 2006 5:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 17:55

Maybe "Ellison" can calm hi... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Dale | July 21, 2006 6:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dale:

Maybe "Ellison" can calm him with a sock-puppet show.

80. Posted by Dale | July 21, 2006 6:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 18:23

Bush: Honk, honk!... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Tuning Spork | July 21, 2006 7:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tuning Spork:

Bush: Honk, honk!

Baby: I said I am not a roll of Charmi-i-i-n!!!

81. Posted by Tuning Spork | July 21, 2006 7:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 19:22

The White House empathy tra... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Roger Fraley | July 21, 2006 7:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

The White House empathy training seems to have gone too far.

82. Posted by Roger Fraley | July 21, 2006 7:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 19:49

Angela Merkel presents Pres... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Jason | July 22, 2006 12:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

Angela Merkel presents President Bush with the result of his "sexually harassing" backrub.

83. Posted by Jason | July 22, 2006 12:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 22, 2006 00:17

"No way! No way! I am not t... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Charles V | July 22, 2006 3:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charles V:

"No way! No way! I am not the father! Laura! Laura!"

84. Posted by Charles V | July 22, 2006 3:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 22, 2006 03:33

"I'm going to need a glenn ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Dale | July 22, 2006 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dale:

"I'm going to need a glenn of sock puppets to calm this baby."

85. Posted by Dale | July 22, 2006 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 22, 2006 09:51

"Remember that naughty word... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Hodink | July 22, 2006 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

"Remember that naughty word I said to Tony? Well, that is what this lovely baby smells like. Take it back."

86. Posted by Hodink | July 22, 2006 12:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 22, 2006 12:11

President Bush, momentarily... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 22, 2006 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

President Bush, momentarily blinded by the sight of Al Franken's exposed naked breast, attempts to retrieve a hungry baby Franken was faux breast feeding after takling the infant's brith mother from behind. Franken's semi-naked body was sagging worse than Air America's Arbitron ratings.

87. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 22, 2006 2:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 22, 2006 14:20

Ugh, that diaper. I'm not g... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Ken | July 22, 2006 4:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken:

Ugh, that diaper. I'm not gonna deal with this shit!

88. Posted by Ken | July 22, 2006 4:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 22, 2006 16:13

"Bwahhhh! bwahhhh! Iraq was... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by 914 | July 22, 2006 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"Bwahhhh! bwahhhh! Iraq was a mistake! bwahhh! bwahhh! I want my mommy! bwahh! bwahhh! the deficit is ballooning out of control! bwahhh! bwahhh! change my rag! bwahhh! bwahhh!..

89. Posted by 914 | July 22, 2006 5:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 22, 2006 17:07

Bush: I think I'm smellin a... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Mighty Dwight | July 22, 2006 7:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mighty Dwight:

Bush: I think I'm smellin a weapon of mass destruction

90. Posted by Mighty Dwight | July 22, 2006 7:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 22, 2006 19:19

"Hey little fella, sorry yo... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | July 22, 2006 9:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Doherty Jr.:

"Hey little fella, sorry you don't like
my Robert De Nada impression. That's okay,
buddy, my Jake Nicholson impression is twenty times better."

91. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | July 22, 2006 9:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 22, 2006 21:34

Were the winners from... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | July 22, 2006 9:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Doherty Jr.:

Were the winners from
the June 23(BRIDES IN NEW YORK)
contest ever posted?

Thanks,

Steve

92. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | July 22, 2006 9:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 22, 2006 21:41

Im sorry mame, we have very... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Stephie | July 22, 2006 10:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephie:

Im sorry mame, we have very reliable sources and there are indeed weapons of mass destruction hidden somewhere in that diaper

93. Posted by Stephie | July 22, 2006 10:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 22, 2006 22:46

Emulating Teddy Rosevelt's ... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 23, 2006 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Emulating Teddy Rosevelt's foreign diplomacy, Dubya decides to "Speak softly and carry a big stink."

94. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 23, 2006 10:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 23, 2006 10:44

"Whew, I haven't smelled de... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 23, 2006 9:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Whew, I haven't smelled derriere like that since I campaigned in Wisconsin."

95. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 23, 2006 9:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 23, 2006 21:10

Steve, I'm not sure. I'll ... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Kevin | July 31, 2006 12:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Steve, I'm not sure. I'll have to check...

96. Posted by Kevin | July 31, 2006 12:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 31, 2006 00:43

Update: <... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Kevin | July 31, 2006 12:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

97. Posted by Kevin | July 31, 2006 12:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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