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Not to brag, but...

I just received a spam that said "people judge your (masculine appendage) size by your shoe size."

I t came in just as I was slipping into my size 12 Wide sneakers.


Comments (34)

So it's not true then?... (Below threshold)

So it's not true then?

14's baby. 14's.... (Below threshold)

14's baby. 14's.

I found shoes to be, so, re... (Below threshold)
odrady:

I found shoes to be, so, restrictive; I just strap pontoons onto my feet now...

So, what does that say abou... (Below threshold)
Bryan:

So, what does that say about Peggy Hill and her size 13 EEE's?

Yup....ya know what they sa... (Below threshold)

Yup....ya know what they say about a guy with big hands and big feet....

They wear big gloves and big shoes...

Of course one of the Blue Collar Comedy guys (I can't remember which one) observed that if big hands, big feet, big ears, big nose, etc., really meant anything more, it'd be a good thing, 'cause that's one goofy looking dude!

So just how much paper do y... (Below threshold)
SSG Pooh:

So just how much paper do you stuff in the toes, Jay Tea, to get those size 12's to fit?

Then Ronald Mcdonald must b... (Below threshold)
VagaBond:

Then Ronald Mcdonald must be.........

....hung like a Blue Whale.... (Below threshold)
The Listkeeper:

....hung like a Blue Whale...

Knowing what to do with suc... (Below threshold)
lucindab:

Knowing what to do with such big things helps, too

13's here. They don't danc... (Below threshold)
Starboard Attitude:

13's here. They don't dance well, but they've run many marathons, if you know what I mean.

Ahh comic relief...so this ... (Below threshold)
dex:

Ahh comic relief...so this Chinese man comes home at 3 a.m. from drinking with his buddies. He wakes the neighbors, the dogs, crashes up the stairs waking his kids and into the bedroom waking his wife. "Hey baby how 'bout some 69?", he says. His wife wakes up and says, "what,you kidding me. You come home drunk, 3 oclock in morning, wake up neighbors and kids then expect me to go downstairs and make pork with 5 flavor sauce".

Seriously though, I have to... (Below threshold)
VagaBond:

Seriously though, I have to fold it in half to fit it in a size 12....

What about women with big f... (Below threshold)

What about women with big feet?

Ewww, epador!... (Below threshold)
Starboard Attitude:

Ewww, epador!

Why bother with snowshoes?<... (Below threshold)
jdavenport:

Why bother with snowshoes?

I wear 14s, which makes it ... (Below threshold)

I wear 14s, which makes it nearly impossible to drive a Corvette. That proves two popular myths aren't so mythical.

I won't embarrass you guys ... (Below threshold)
Paul:

I won't embarrass you guys by telling you my actual size...

...but let's just say on the rare occasions I find shoes in town at less than 100 bucks a pair I buy basically all the have.

I'd kill for size 12s.

Blah, blah, blah....ya stil... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Blah, blah, blah....ya still have to know what to do with it.

LOL

People that must discuss it... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

People that must discuss it openly usually have something malfunctioning or are lying about the size.

People that must discuss... (Below threshold)

People that must discuss it openly usually have something malfunctioning or are lying about the size.

I've noticed that everyone who says that, 9is jealous.

Had a girlfriend one time w... (Below threshold)
Lugnut:

Had a girlfriend one time who'd done quite a bit of "field research" (her term). She said more often than not, that old wive's tale is true.

Lugnut

P.S. Size 13 here.

No, I'm NOT wearing water s... (Below threshold)
Golem14:

No, I'm NOT wearing water skis! Sheesh.

No offense to you guys with... (Below threshold)
Candy:

No offense to you guys with Ronald McDonald feet .... but after a bit of "field research" in college, I discovered that people with medium size feet were better.

You guys with your medium-sized feet - are just perfect.

I wish you men would stop watching all of those big-feet movies and think you all need big-feet because you don't. And those emails telling you to enlarge your feet are just wrong.

Dang!!! After all these yea... (Below threshold)
jhow66:

Dang!!! After all these years (51), I now find out why my "old" lady was aways curious about what size shoe I wore. lol

oh - my - god.... (Below threshold)

oh - my - god.

And those emails telling... (Below threshold)

And those emails telling you to enlarge your feet are just wrong.

Well, of course. Because they don't work.

Or... so I've been told...

And the penny drops...... (Below threshold)

And the penny drops...

NOW I understand the American male's obsession with tales of Big Foot... it's all about envy!

"...people judge your (m... (Below threshold)
elmondohummus:

"...people judge your (masculine appendage) size by your shoe size."

Yeah, but you're leaving out the part about it being an inverse relationship.

;)

MeGeehee,It just s... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

MeGeehee,

It just so happens to be my profession, so I know what "average" is;)

Bigger than average do not brag about it, because they "know".
Average or slightly less than average always make reference to "it", because they need affirmation.

Seriously.

Ha Ha Ha, good points Imhot... (Below threshold)
914:

Ha Ha Ha, good points Imhotep.. I fall somewhere between big and huge..

914 said: "I fall somewher... (Below threshold)
Starboard Attitude:

914 said: "I fall somewhere between big and huge..."

Hmmm. I don't fall at all, because I'm equipped like a tripod.

I don't really think I can ... (Below threshold)

I don't really think I can add much to this conversation at this point...

It just so happens to be... (Below threshold)

It just so happens to be my profession,

Measuring ... which?

I took my 16 year old son t... (Below threshold)
Austin Mike:

I took my 16 year old son to the sporting goods store last weekend for some new shoes. He now wears a 13 (I'm a 12 wide myself). Talk about a strange feeling - now he's not only younger, taller and has bigger feet than me, but this - geez!




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