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Tango | July 28, 2006 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:
Yellow brick road journeywomen, Cindy and Cynthia, ask the Wizard to bestow upon them some courage and a brain. Asked if she expected the gifts, Ms. McKinney replied, "It's a done deal. That Wizard will grant us these deserving gifts or I'll slap a discrimination suit on his bald white noggin'. Cindy needs the courage to go up against that pearly white house in Washington and I needs the brain to do the verbal combat on behalf of my constituents. Got it? Good. Now shove off, your close proximity is taking the spring out of my jerry curl."
26. Posted by
Tango | July 28, 2006 9:15 AM |
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During their adult years, Spanky and Buckwheat were reduced to performing at supermarket and mall openings and the occasional Rotarian convention.
Spanky's failed sex change operation didn't help.
43. Posted by
OregonMuse | July 28, 2006 10:29 AM |
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75. Posted by
starboardhelm | July 28, 2006 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
starboardhelm:
Cyn: That was fun! Should I slug him again?
Cin: A little lower this time!
Cyn: Isn't it great to be able to smack people around when they don't dare fight back!
75. Posted by
starboardhelm | July 28, 2006 1:56 PM |
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82. Posted by
Tongueboy | July 28, 2006 2:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tongueboy:
Peggy Lipton and Clarence Williams III return as...2/3's of....The Mod Squad!
Michael Cole issued the following statement through his publicist: "My work with Peggy and Clarence remains one of the highlights of my career but my intermitent appearances on General Hospital -- yesssss, General Hospital, that's the ticket -- prevent me from assuming any new projects at this time."
82. Posted by
Tongueboy | July 28, 2006 2:55 PM |
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Cindy: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Cindy: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Cynthia: And some dry white toast please.
Mrs. Murphy: Be right back.
Cindy: Doesn't anybody know the meaning of fast food anymore?
88. Posted by
phin | July 28, 2006 4:12 PM |
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97. Posted by
Baron Von Ottomatic | July 28, 2006 7:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:
Former Saturday Night Live cast members, anxious to bring a few moments of joy to an utterly despondent Cindy Sheehan, gather for a fund raiser to help collect funds for the grieving Peace Mom to buy a plot of land near the White House. Eddie Murphy, reprising his Buckwheat character, and Ms Sheehan enjoy a guffaw as SNL alum Chevy Chase (not shown) uncorks a riotous pun involving President Bush's surname and a patch of unshaven pubic hair resembling Don King's head in the leg scissors.
97. Posted by
Baron Von Ottomatic | July 28, 2006 7:51 PM |
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101. Posted by
Eric | July 28, 2006 10:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:
Cindy, "Now repeat after me...Schlemeil, Schlomozel, Hossenfeffer Incorporated...Give us any chance we'll take it
Read us any rule we'll break it
We're going to make our dreams come true Doing it our way..."
Cynthia, "Okay I like the part about breaking any rule, but I'm not talking like a J-E-W!"
101. Posted by
Eric | July 28, 2006 10:15 PM |
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111. Posted by
Only Waxing | July 29, 2006 7:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Only Waxing:
Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney, attending a Dave Chappelle concert with Cindy Sheehan, tries to explain to the anti-war heroine what "skeet skeet skeet" means.
111. Posted by
Only Waxing | July 29, 2006 7:17 PM |
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Comments (116)
Cindy: "Think I'll ever get... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2006 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cindy: "Think I'll ever get to talk to Bush?"
Cynthia: "Search me."
1. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2006 7:34 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 07:34
2. Posted by david | July 28, 2006 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oooh, look at that hottie Hugo Chavez!"
2. Posted by david | July 28, 2006 7:43 AM |
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3. Posted by JAT | July 28, 2006 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cyndi what's say we get the chocolate eclairs and wash em' down with a couple of black and tans!
3. Posted by JAT | July 28, 2006 7:44 AM |
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4. Posted by Chad | July 28, 2006 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My Precciouusssss!
4. Posted by Chad | July 28, 2006 7:44 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 07:44
5. Posted by JAT | July 28, 2006 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cyndi: "Geeze Cyn I thought we had big butts, but Hillary has us both beat!"
5. Posted by JAT | July 28, 2006 7:47 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 07:47
6. Posted by JAT | July 28, 2006 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Picture cation: "Puss n Boots!"
6. Posted by JAT | July 28, 2006 7:49 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 07:49
7. Posted by Jeff | July 28, 2006 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See, thats when I bitch slapped that whitey cop ...
7. Posted by Jeff | July 28, 2006 8:07 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 08:07
8. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2006 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There is a difference between ignorant and indignant, but neither is that pleasant to deal with
8. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2006 8:10 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 08:10
9. Posted by Mike | July 28, 2006 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That John Kerry feller has the most gorgeous, long face, but what is that hanging from his nose?
9. Posted by Mike | July 28, 2006 8:18 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 08:18
10. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 28, 2006 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cindy: Are you ready to pass the hunger strike back to me now?
Cynthia: Yeah. I'll go eat lunch, then you can pass it back again so you can eat.
Cindy: Hunger-striking is fun!
10. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 28, 2006 8:19 AM |
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11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 28, 2006 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cynthia: Don't worry - if that "Peace Mom" thing doesn't work I can always play the race card.
11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 28, 2006 8:22 AM |
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12. Posted by Dale | July 28, 2006 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cindy: "How 'bout we head to Jamba Juice?"
Cynthia: "Oh-tay!"
12. Posted by Dale | July 28, 2006 8:23 AM |
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13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 28, 2006 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cynthia McKinney and Cindy Sheehan busy themselves as judges for the CNN sponsored "Miss Butt Ugly" pageant.
13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 28, 2006 8:29 AM |
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14. Posted by Jumpinjoe | July 28, 2006 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As the flasher opens his trench coat:
Cynthia: "You know who I am?" "Uh-huh, that's right" Now dance or I'll smack yo ass"
Cindy: Wow, I almost forgot what a man thingy looked like.
14. Posted by Jumpinjoe | July 28, 2006 8:30 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 08:30
15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 28, 2006 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Living examples of Rush's Undeniable Truth of Life® no. 24.
15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 28, 2006 8:37 AM |
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16. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2006 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What's black and white and dreaded all over.
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2006 8:38 AM |
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17. Posted by Guido | July 28, 2006 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The 'Cindinistas', communist enemies of decency and democracy.
17. Posted by Guido | July 28, 2006 8:39 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 08:39
18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 28, 2006 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cynthia: You know Cindy, if you took your shirt off you would look exactly like that Hillary bust. Do all you people look alike?
18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 28, 2006 8:46 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 08:46
19. Posted by lawhawk | July 28, 2006 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dumb and dumber.
When you positively absolutely have to have an idiotarian, accept no substitutes.
Alex: I'll take raving moonbats for $600...
19. Posted by lawhawk | July 28, 2006 8:47 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 08:47
20. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 28, 2006 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
add to last post above:
Cindy: Whadaya mean "you people"?
20. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 28, 2006 8:49 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 08:49
21. Posted by Jumpinjoe | July 28, 2006 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Two examples of "too ugly" for Ted Dansen to date.
21. Posted by Jumpinjoe | July 28, 2006 8:53 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 08:53
22. Posted by Imhotep | July 28, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey Buckwheat, smile real big for the camera"
"O-tay, Alfalfa."
22. Posted by Imhotep | July 28, 2006 8:55 AM |
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23. Posted by Rick13 | July 28, 2006 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And the Moonbat of the year award goes to....
23. Posted by Rick13 | July 28, 2006 8:59 AM |
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24. Posted by DaveD | July 28, 2006 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cynthia: "Hey, Cindy, I'm lovin' this new "fast" food protest I'm sharin' with ya. That Happy Meal's lookin' like a good choice, don't ya think?"
24. Posted by DaveD | July 28, 2006 9:08 AM |
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25. Posted by Cindermutha | July 28, 2006 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mixed Nuts
25. Posted by Cindermutha | July 28, 2006 9:14 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 09:14
26. Posted by Tango | July 28, 2006 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yellow brick road journeywomen, Cindy and Cynthia, ask the Wizard to bestow upon them some courage and a brain. Asked if she expected the gifts, Ms. McKinney replied, "It's a done deal. That Wizard will grant us these deserving gifts or I'll slap a discrimination suit on his bald white noggin'. Cindy needs the courage to go up against that pearly white house in Washington and I needs the brain to do the verbal combat on behalf of my constituents. Got it? Good. Now shove off, your close proximity is taking the spring out of my jerry curl."
26. Posted by Tango | July 28, 2006 9:15 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 09:15
27. Posted by Bill | July 28, 2006 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who has worse hair... Trent Lott (left) or Al Franken (right)?
27. Posted by Bill | July 28, 2006 9:19 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 09:19
28. Posted by Bill | July 28, 2006 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
^clearly I meant Al Sharpton... not Al Franken
28. Posted by Bill | July 28, 2006 9:22 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 09:22
29. Posted by Eric | July 28, 2006 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ebony and Ivory. Together in moonbat harmony.
29. Posted by Eric | July 28, 2006 9:29 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 09:29
30. Posted by billburz | July 28, 2006 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hee hee hee Cindee, weez got em. We gets that land, we gets married in Massakerredy, and I give you a replacement son.
30. Posted by billburz | July 28, 2006 9:36 AM |
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31. Posted by Builder | July 28, 2006 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sherman's March" through Georgia , gets bumped to second place on the list of Georgian disasters by "The Short Bus Experess Tour"
31. Posted by Builder | July 28, 2006 10:01 AM |
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32. Posted by John Burgess | July 28, 2006 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sometimes I feel like a nut.
Sometimes I are one.
32. Posted by John Burgess | July 28, 2006 10:02 AM |
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33. Posted by 914 | July 28, 2006 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Toby and Gregg
33. Posted by 914 | July 28, 2006 10:04 AM |
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34. Posted by 914 | July 28, 2006 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eanie meanie minie moe! catch a ______? by the toe.
34. Posted by 914 | July 28, 2006 10:07 AM |
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35. Posted by 914 | July 28, 2006 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ride Captain Ride -- upon My mystery ship."
35. Posted by 914 | July 28, 2006 10:09 AM |
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36. Posted by yetanotherjohn | July 28, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect moonbatery
36. Posted by yetanotherjohn | July 28, 2006 10:10 AM |
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37. Posted by yetanotherjohn | July 28, 2006 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry eric, I just saw yours. Curse you and your little song lyrics too.
37. Posted by yetanotherjohn | July 28, 2006 10:13 AM |
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38. Posted by yetanotherjohn | July 28, 2006 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.
That's okay, Dean will be here later.
38. Posted by yetanotherjohn | July 28, 2006 10:15 AM |
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39. Posted by BlogDog | July 28, 2006 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
By the time Captain Kirk and the Enterprise returned them to their world, it was utterly destroyed.
39. Posted by BlogDog | July 28, 2006 10:16 AM |
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40. Posted by yetanotherjohn | July 28, 2006 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When the polls say your down 46 to 21, get a bigger shovel and dig deeper.
40. Posted by yetanotherjohn | July 28, 2006 10:17 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 10:17
41. Posted by Snurfle | July 28, 2006 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So THAT'S our 15 minutes of fame?! It's beautiful!
Do you think it'll come back?
41. Posted by Snurfle | July 28, 2006 10:24 AM |
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42. Posted by 914 | July 28, 2006 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Bukwheat just adores Her Mammy!"
42. Posted by 914 | July 28, 2006 10:24 AM |
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43. Posted by OregonMuse | July 28, 2006 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
During their adult years, Spanky and Buckwheat were reduced to performing at supermarket and mall openings and the occasional Rotarian convention.
Spanky's failed sex change operation didn't help.
43. Posted by OregonMuse | July 28, 2006 10:29 AM |
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44. Posted by 914 | July 28, 2006 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The ugly ones thought bubble: wow! so this is what its like to be famous? I wonder how much Hef would give Me for a centerfold spreadeagle snatchshot!
44. Posted by 914 | July 28, 2006 10:35 AM |
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45. Posted by Justrand | July 28, 2006 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ooooh, you're right Cyndi, that object IS bright and shiney!"
45. Posted by Justrand | July 28, 2006 10:37 AM |
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46. Posted by epador | July 28, 2006 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Li'l Rascals.
46. Posted by epador | July 28, 2006 10:49 AM |
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47. Posted by Stevester | July 28, 2006 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DUMB & DUMBER-ER
47. Posted by Stevester | July 28, 2006 10:53 AM |
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48. Posted by Chris | July 28, 2006 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I agree Cindy, we should definitely tuck a buck in his g-string.
48. Posted by Chris | July 28, 2006 10:54 AM |
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49. Posted by Marc McCall | July 28, 2006 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cindy: People-power is such sweet nectar... uh, sorry, and you were saying?
McKinney: Fist of furies bitch! Dat's the only language dem fascists crackah unna'stands!!!
49. Posted by Marc McCall | July 28, 2006 10:56 AM |
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50. Posted by Marc McCall | July 28, 2006 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pugilism for Peace
50. Posted by Marc McCall | July 28, 2006 11:09 AM |
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51. Posted by Weegie | July 28, 2006 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CS: "I just love coming to these Hezbollah fundraisers! Let's go play at the 'Saw the head off a GI' interactive exhibit!"
CM: "I love these things, too. Let's go watch the IMAX 'Blowing up a Jewish schoolbus' video!"
51. Posted by Weegie | July 28, 2006 11:13 AM |
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52. Posted by geo | July 28, 2006 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Send in the clowns.
No, wait, they are already here.
52. Posted by geo | July 28, 2006 11:27 AM |
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53. Posted by FormerHostage | July 28, 2006 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ebony...and Ivory
Two together
In harmony...
53. Posted by FormerHostage | July 28, 2006 11:31 AM |
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54. Posted by FormerHostage | July 28, 2006 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well THIS shoots that "Intelligent Design" theory all to hell!
54. Posted by FormerHostage | July 28, 2006 11:32 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 11:32
55. Posted by FormerHostage | July 28, 2006 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The devil went down to Georgia?
55. Posted by FormerHostage | July 28, 2006 11:34 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 11:34
56. Posted by FormerHostage | July 28, 2006 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia...
(Sorry...for some reason this pic pulls a bunch of lyrics into my mind)
56. Posted by FormerHostage | July 28, 2006 11:36 AM |
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57. Posted by Matt | July 28, 2006 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The blond leading the stupid.
57. Posted by Matt | July 28, 2006 11:37 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 11:37
58. Posted by FormerHostage | July 28, 2006 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Florida has destructive hurricanes.
Louisiana has massive flooding.
California has raging brush fires.
Georgia...had fourth choice.
58. Posted by FormerHostage | July 28, 2006 11:39 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 11:39
59. Posted by kbiel | July 28, 2006 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ebony and ivory live together in perfect insanity...
59. Posted by kbiel | July 28, 2006 11:40 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 11:40
60. Posted by CAP811 | July 28, 2006 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fetch me a smoothie, Renfrew, and I shall reward you with a spider ghoulash.
YETH MATHTER! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
60. Posted by CAP811 | July 28, 2006 11:41 AM |
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61. Posted by Jason | July 28, 2006 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Cindy, you unce, tice, fee tines a mady!"
61. Posted by Jason | July 28, 2006 11:48 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 11:48
62. Posted by heymike | July 28, 2006 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Excuse me, we smell like what?"
62. Posted by heymike | July 28, 2006 11:49 AM |
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63. Posted by skymuse | July 28, 2006 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hee hee hee...that's funny....the funny man said "Bushitler"....
Wanna dance?
63. Posted by skymuse | July 28, 2006 11:49 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 11:49
64. Posted by Duke DeLand | July 28, 2006 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So, Cindy, you're really gonna build a giant 50 foot plastic middle finger on your 5 acres in Crawford?
By the way, you got an opening for an experienced, er, available Congressman for your district?
Duke
64. Posted by Duke DeLand | July 28, 2006 12:13 PM |
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65. Posted by physics geek | July 28, 2006 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The long-awaited sequel to Dumb and Dumber: Douchebag and Dipshit
65. Posted by physics geek | July 28, 2006 12:16 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 12:16
66. Posted by cagey1 | July 28, 2006 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stymied. Buckwheat.
66. Posted by cagey1 | July 28, 2006 12:19 PM |
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67. Posted by anybodyinpoulsbo | July 28, 2006 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the winners of our Alphalfa and Buckwheat look alike contest.
67. Posted by anybodyinpoulsbo | July 28, 2006 12:24 PM |
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68. Posted by ed | July 28, 2006 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmmm.
"Two anonymous volunteers for this year's Democratic Convention Bukakke Extravaganza!"
68. Posted by ed | July 28, 2006 12:27 PM |
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69. Posted by Hermoine | July 28, 2006 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An out of work Cindy Sheehan is hired as a maid for Cynthia McKinney.
69. Posted by Hermoine | July 28, 2006 12:28 PM |
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70. Posted by Scotty | July 28, 2006 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wondermoonbat powers activate:
form of - the demise of the democrat party
shape of - former congresswoman again
70. Posted by Scotty | July 28, 2006 12:34 PM |
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71. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2006 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cynthia: "So you got invited to Al Sharpton's shindig, I'm a Congresswoman, can you get me invited?"
Cindy: "Sure, but I'll need to see some ID."
71. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2006 12:41 PM |
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72. Posted by Adjustah | July 28, 2006 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How would Buckwheat and Alfalfa get out of THIS one?
72. Posted by Adjustah | July 28, 2006 12:49 PM |
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73. Posted by Red Fog | July 28, 2006 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, Cindy, there's that Lee guy who wanted to nuke Islam to get Osama. Haa, haa, ha, ha. What an idiot."
73. Posted by Red Fog | July 28, 2006 1:03 PM |
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74. Posted by John in CA | July 28, 2006 1:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
For the first time in her life, Barbara Boxer was only the third-dumbest person in the room
74. Posted by John in CA | July 28, 2006 1:19 PM |
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75. Posted by starboardhelm | July 28, 2006 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cyn: That was fun! Should I slug him again?
Cin: A little lower this time!
Cyn: Isn't it great to be able to smack people around when they don't dare fight back!
75. Posted by starboardhelm | July 28, 2006 1:56 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 13:56
76. Posted by 914 | July 28, 2006 2:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So?...... So! Birdbrain flu does spread from species to species?
76. Posted by 914 | July 28, 2006 2:08 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 14:08
77. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 28, 2006 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cindy: See that guy up there?
Cynthia: Yeah...
Cindy: That's who I had that guy posing as a Katrina victim buy the property in Crawford from.
Cynthia: No way!
Cindy: Yeah, let's watch while he finds out that I'm the one who really bought it.
Cynthia: OK!!!
77. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 28, 2006 2:10 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 14:10
78. Posted by 914 | July 28, 2006 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pssssssss yo whitebread? got any o that gumshoe tabacca?
78. Posted by 914 | July 28, 2006 2:14 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 14:14
79. Posted by 914 | July 28, 2006 2:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aunt Jemima meets Uncle Ben!
79. Posted by 914 | July 28, 2006 2:31 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 14:31
80. Posted by chief78 | July 28, 2006 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Democratic Party's "biggest" Cins/Cyns.
80. Posted by chief78 | July 28, 2006 2:36 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 14:36
81. Posted by Tongueboy | July 28, 2006 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Buckwheat is still alive? And a friend of Chris Matthews? The things you learn on teh internets...
81. Posted by Tongueboy | July 28, 2006 2:42 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 14:42
82. Posted by Tongueboy | July 28, 2006 2:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peggy Lipton and Clarence Williams III return as...2/3's of....The Mod Squad!
Michael Cole issued the following statement through his publicist: "My work with Peggy and Clarence remains one of the highlights of my career but my intermitent appearances on General Hospital -- yesssss, General Hospital, that's the ticket -- prevent me from assuming any new projects at this time."
82. Posted by Tongueboy | July 28, 2006 2:55 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 14:55
83. Posted by USMC Pilot | July 28, 2006 3:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gods gift to the Republican party.
83. Posted by USMC Pilot | July 28, 2006 3:11 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 15:11
84. Posted by chief78 | July 28, 2006 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ok. I'll let you borrow my cell phone if you promise to shut up and leave me alone.
84. Posted by chief78 | July 28, 2006 3:23 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 15:23
85. Posted by chief78 | July 28, 2006 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm... I don't think Dr. Atkins had these two in mind when he developed the "fat" fast.
85. Posted by chief78 | July 28, 2006 3:33 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 15:33
86. Posted by chief78 | July 28, 2006 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm... I don't think these two had Dr. Atkins in mind when they started their "fat" fast.
86. Posted by chief78 | July 28, 2006 3:35 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 15:35
87. Posted by DD | July 28, 2006 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
These two give a whole new meaning to the phrase "Ugly American".
87. Posted by DD | July 28, 2006 3:49 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 15:49
88. Posted by phin | July 28, 2006 4:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With appologies to Jake & Elwood Blues:
Cindy: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Cindy: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Cynthia: And some dry white toast please.
Mrs. Murphy: Be right back.
Cindy: Doesn't anybody know the meaning of fast food anymore?
88. Posted by phin | July 28, 2006 4:12 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 16:12
89. Posted by Rudy and Condi 2008 | July 28, 2006 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When looking at these two, burka's don't seem so bad!
89. Posted by Rudy and Condi 2008 | July 28, 2006 5:03 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 17:03
90. Posted by Maggie | July 28, 2006 5:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Howard Dean explains his 50-state strategy to the last two adoring members of the Dean Fan Club (DFC).
90. Posted by Maggie | July 28, 2006 5:08 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 17:08
91. Posted by Dodo David | July 28, 2006 5:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When looking at these two, burka's don't seem so bad!
Posted by: Rudy and Condi 2008
In spite of the misuse of an apostrophe, the entry by Rudy and Condi 2008 is an excellent caption.
91. Posted by Dodo David | July 28, 2006 5:16 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 17:16
92. Posted by Dodo David | July 28, 2006 5:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McKinney to Sheehan: "You fast? I'll race ya!"
92. Posted by Dodo David | July 28, 2006 5:19 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 17:19
93. Posted by retired military | July 28, 2006 6:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cynthia Mckinney in "Aunt Jemima voice"
"That nice Mr Chavez says he the govument gonna take care us all from cradle to grave, Miss Cindy"
Cindy (starstruck tone) - "He's such a real man"
93. Posted by retired military | July 28, 2006 6:04 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 18:04
94. Posted by chsw10605 | July 28, 2006 6:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, there is no truth to the rumors that we are gay.
chsw10605
94. Posted by chsw10605 | July 28, 2006 6:22 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 18:22
95. Posted by Peter F. | July 28, 2006 7:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McKinney to waiter: "I'll have whatever she's having..."
95. Posted by Peter F. | July 28, 2006 7:35 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 19:35
96. Posted by billy | July 28, 2006 7:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alfalfa and Buckwheat reuinted.
96. Posted by billy | July 28, 2006 7:41 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 19:41
97. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 28, 2006 7:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Former Saturday Night Live cast members, anxious to bring a few moments of joy to an utterly despondent Cindy Sheehan, gather for a fund raiser to help collect funds for the grieving Peace Mom to buy a plot of land near the White House. Eddie Murphy, reprising his Buckwheat character, and Ms Sheehan enjoy a guffaw as SNL alum Chevy Chase (not shown) uncorks a riotous pun involving President Bush's surname and a patch of unshaven pubic hair resembling Don King's head in the leg scissors.
97. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 28, 2006 7:51 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 19:51
98. Posted by Bob | July 28, 2006 9:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum
98. Posted by Bob | July 28, 2006 9:10 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 21:10
99. Posted by Eric | July 28, 2006 10:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VH1 presents "Behind the Mask" With a profile of the real Teletubbies, Dipsey and Tinky Winky.
99. Posted by Eric | July 28, 2006 10:05 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 22:05
100. Posted by Eric | July 28, 2006 10:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sheehan and McKinney, two old fashioned Irish gals having a night on the town.
100. Posted by Eric | July 28, 2006 10:06 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 22:06
101. Posted by Eric | July 28, 2006 10:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cindy, "Now repeat after me...Schlemeil, Schlomozel, Hossenfeffer Incorporated...Give us any chance we'll take it
Read us any rule we'll break it
We're going to make our dreams come true Doing it our way..."
Cynthia, "Okay I like the part about breaking any rule, but I'm not talking like a J-E-W!"
101. Posted by Eric | July 28, 2006 10:15 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 22:15
102. Posted by radio free fred | July 28, 2006 10:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Mysteries Of Hangar 18 Are Finally Revealed.
102. Posted by radio free fred | July 28, 2006 10:28 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 22:28
103. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 28, 2006 11:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Androgeny meets Lobotomy
103. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 28, 2006 11:25 PM |
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Posted on July 28, 2006 23:25
104. Posted by chief78 | July 29, 2006 12:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mother Sheehan quotes progressive scripture to Congesswoman McKinney:
"Let she who is without Cyn cast the first phone." (John Kerry 8:7)
104. Posted by chief78 | July 29, 2006 12:03 AM |
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Posted on July 29, 2006 00:03
105. Posted by m | July 29, 2006 6:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ooh, look! They're bringing dessert!"
105. Posted by m | July 29, 2006 6:34 AM |
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Posted on July 29, 2006 06:34
106. Posted by JAT | July 29, 2006 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cyn-Cin, Siamese Twins separated at birth, are over joyed as the finally meet their biological father - Teddy "the Swimmer" Kennedy.
106. Posted by JAT | July 29, 2006 8:01 AM |
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Posted on July 29, 2006 08:01
107. Posted by Timmer | July 29, 2006 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I told you the new bust of Hillary was just dreamy.
107. Posted by Timmer | July 29, 2006 1:00 PM |
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Posted on July 29, 2006 13:00
108. Posted by Nylda | July 29, 2006 5:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Awaiting signals from the bad hair planet.
108. Posted by Nylda | July 29, 2006 5:10 PM |
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Posted on July 29, 2006 17:10
109. Posted by Porkopolis | July 29, 2006 6:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That Miss Puerto Rico has nothing on us. Look at her...she hasn't eaten in a week! Cindy, giver her some of your humble pie.
109. Posted by Porkopolis | July 29, 2006 6:29 PM |
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Posted on July 29, 2006 18:29
110. Posted by jack rudd | July 29, 2006 6:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You mean I can live with you in Crawford after the voters throw me out of Congress?"
110. Posted by jack rudd | July 29, 2006 6:58 PM |
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Posted on July 29, 2006 18:58
111. Posted by Only Waxing | July 29, 2006 7:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney, attending a Dave Chappelle concert with Cindy Sheehan, tries to explain to the anti-war heroine what "skeet skeet skeet" means.
111. Posted by Only Waxing | July 29, 2006 7:17 PM |
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Posted on July 29, 2006 19:17
112. Posted by JAT | July 29, 2006 8:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My momma always said "life is like a can of mixed nuts. You never know what you will get."
112. Posted by JAT | July 29, 2006 8:36 PM |
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Posted on July 29, 2006 20:36
113. Posted by Dodo David | July 29, 2006 9:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I told you the new bust of Hillary was just dreamy.
Posted by: Timmer
Timmer's post deserves at least an honorable mention.
113. Posted by Dodo David | July 29, 2006 9:39 PM |
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Posted on July 29, 2006 21:39
114. Posted by jc | July 30, 2006 1:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cindy, did you take all of my meds again? I'm wigging out without my meds!
114. Posted by jc | July 30, 2006 1:46 AM |
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Posted on July 30, 2006 01:46
115. Posted by John Ruberry | July 30, 2006 9:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Say it loud and say it proud, were Moonbats and we're proud.
115. Posted by John Ruberry | July 30, 2006 9:26 PM |
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Posted on July 30, 2006 21:26
116. Posted by Kevin | July 31, 2006 1:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
116. Posted by Kevin | July 31, 2006 1:29 AM |
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Posted on July 31, 2006 01:29