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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Photo via SI.com


Winners will be announced Sunday, as will last weeks winners.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Comments (104)

Have you heard about this n... (Below threshold)

Have you heard about this new deodorant called "Umpire"?

They have a blue pill now f... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

They have a blue pill now for that condition.

Okay, I'll say it since no ... (Below threshold)

Okay, I'll say it since no one else has...

Baseball, it's a game of inches.

Strike? I call that a ball.... (Below threshold)
CZ:

Strike? I call that a ball..

"Look again, see no balls. ... (Below threshold)
RightWinger Buckeye:

"Look again, see no balls. Just like a DimOcrat"

"You're Out!"... (Below threshold)
trixie maple:

"You're Out!"

"Pull my finger.... c'mon, ... (Below threshold)
Candy:

"Pull my finger.... c'mon, I got one RIGHT HERE! Pull it quick!"

There's the reason you don'... (Below threshold)

There's the reason you don't know the difference between balls and strikes. Are you French or something?

"Rick, this is totally a ba... (Below threshold)

"Rick, this is totally a bad time to flash back to telling the police where the bad man touched you."

"Pinky dick! Pinky dick! Um... (Below threshold)

"Pinky dick! Pinky dick! Ump has got a pinky dick!"

"You call that a bat. That... (Below threshold)
Eric:

"You call that a bat. That's not a bat. Now THIS is a bat."

As part of their training, ... (Below threshold)

As part of their training, umpires at the Little League World Series are shown this "Good Touch/Bad Touch" video.

Running with bullwinkle's:<... (Below threshold)

Running with bullwinkle's:

"All strikes and no balls, and you're in a game you can't win. Are you an umpire or a Frenchman?"

J.

Astros outfielder Willie Ta... (Below threshold)
Tango:

Astros outfielder Willie Taveras points out a suspicious stain on umpire Dan Iassogna's trousers during a recent game. Said Taveras after the game, "I've seen those stains before. My mother would always complain about those stains when she was doing my wash. She wouldd say, 'Willie you a spanking the monkey again?' Dan says he dropped a glazed donut on his lap before the game started but I don't know...didn't think he was a monkey slapper."

Baseball Player: "Dude, do ... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Baseball Player: "Dude, do sell hot dogs?"

Umpire:" Uhh! No!"

Baseball Player: "Well then close your fly."

"It's been corked."... (Below threshold)

"It's been corked."

"There's too much pine pitc... (Below threshold)

"There's too much pine pitch on the grip"

That'll never cut it in the... (Below threshold)

That'll never cut it in the bull pen

I said 'play ball' not 'pla... (Below threshold)

I said 'play ball' not 'play with balls.'

"I thought that rule was on... (Below threshold)

"I thought that rule was only in Golf, when you don't hit past the ladies' tees."

Player to Umpire: "I recogn... (Below threshold)

Player to Umpire: "I recognize you now. You're that guy in the Ghostbusters movie, the one that Bill Murray said had no . . . or so he heard."

"That why they call ya batb... (Below threshold)

"That why they call ya batboy?"

"That is to a tobacco juice... (Below threshold)

"That is to a tobacco juice stain."

Player to Umpire: "It's no ... (Below threshold)

Player to Umpire: "It's no wonder that you can't call balls. You don't have any."

Player to Umpire: "Dude, zi... (Below threshold)

Player to Umpire: "Dude, zip up your pants. I don't want to see where you had your sex-change operation."

It does so touch the ground... (Below threshold)
SurfinKC:

It does so touch the ground! Don't make me take it out!

OK, so why is it you put pi... (Below threshold)
plebe:

OK, so why is it you put pine-tar on that then, huh?

" Bottom line is... we're a... (Below threshold)

" Bottom line is... we're around each other an'... this thing, it grabs hold of us again... at the wrong place... at the wrong time... and we're dead. "

Hey, My Cup Hath Runneth Ov... (Below threshold)
Todd:

Hey, My Cup Hath Runneth Over to Your Own!

Mines bigger then Yours! Mi... (Below threshold)
914:

Mines bigger then Yours! Mines bigger then Yours!

Rocker said you were dick, ... (Below threshold)
plebe:

Rocker said you were dick, but there's kids here dude.

Remember when Ruth "called ... (Below threshold)
plebe:

Remember when Ruth "called his shot" in the '32 World Series? yeah, step off Karl or i'm "callin" mine right now

Dude, I'm telling you, that... (Below threshold)
Scott:

Dude, I'm telling you, that is dressing LEFT!

"...but you said its the se... (Below threshold)

"...but you said its the seventh inning stretch."

That is a foul ball, you sh... (Below threshold)
Cox:

That is a foul ball, you should get it looked at!

"Is that a gun in your pant... (Below threshold)
Yosemite Sam:

"Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

"Is that a gun in your pant... (Below threshold)
Yosemite Sam:

"Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

Who do you think you are? ... (Below threshold)
COgirl:

Who do you think you are? Bill Clinton?

First you start scooting up... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

First you start scooting up real close to the catcher. Then you start calling strikes on me when they were clearly balls just to make the catcher like you. So don't start pointing Mr. Happy at me then get that dumb look on your face like 'I don't know what you're talking about".

"Big hitter huh? you're not... (Below threshold)

"Big hitter huh? you're not even getting to first base."

Is that thing corked or wha... (Below threshold)
914:

Is that thing corked or what?

Woah! It looks like a penis... (Below threshold)
brainy435:

Woah! It looks like a penis...only smaller.

Hey ump, your mitt is open.... (Below threshold)
jeff:

Hey ump, your mitt is open.

What? You are going to thro... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

What? You are going to throw me out for arguing balls & strikes? Now that would be a premature ejection.

"Didn't your mama tell you ... (Below threshold)

"Didn't your mama tell you you'd go blind if you didn't leave that thing alone?"

HEY YOUR FLY IS OPEN AND YO... (Below threshold)
krazy kagu:

HEY YOUR FLY IS OPEN AND YOUR HORSE IS GETTING OUT

Another batting dispute res... (Below threshold)

Another batting dispute resolved by "Rock, Scissors, Penis"...

Is that pine tar?... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Is that pine tar?

"THEY ARE OUTTA HERE!!!"</p... (Below threshold)
VagaBond:

"THEY ARE OUTTA HERE!!!"

Player says <a href="http:/... (Below threshold)
markm:
Hmmmm."Is that pen... (Below threshold)
ed:

Hmmmm.

"Is that penis for Odin?"

The above link apparently h... (Below threshold)
markm:

The above link apparently has to be copied and pasted for some reason. Sorry.

Willie Mays Hayes: What the... (Below threshold)

Willie Mays Hayes: What the hell league you been umping in?

Ump Vaughn: California Penal...

Willie Mays Hayes: I can see that.

Ump Vaughn: Shut up and get in the box.

Brokeback baseball.... (Below threshold)
Bill:

Brokeback baseball.

"Three strokes & you... (Below threshold)
Diane:

"Three strokes & you're out!"

I'm telling you. That is d... (Below threshold)
Vicky:

I'm telling you. That is definately above the knees. So it had to be a strike.

How's it hangin'?... (Below threshold)
Socratease:

How's it hangin'?

Is that a bat in your pocke... (Below threshold)
jbwbubba:

Is that a bat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

If you quit pointing at me,... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

If you quit pointing at me, I'll quit pointing at you

"Your Calling This Game Wit... (Below threshold)

"Your Calling This Game With The Wrong Head!!!"

Umpire: "That's not my bat'... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Umpire: "That's not my bat'n'balls buddy....those extend down to my shoe."

TAVARES: you call that a w... (Below threshold)
AstrosFan:

TAVARES: you call that a willie?

UMPIRE: Shut up Willie! At least it can get a hit....

That's what happens when yo... (Below threshold)

That's what happens when you hit the juice...

Hey ump, you need to be dow... (Below threshold)
moseby:

Hey ump, you need to be down on your knees if you're gonna keep blowin calls like that!!!

"Just a little closer an... (Below threshold)

"Just a little closer and my man-crush fantasy will become a reality."

or

"Hey, I ain't the only one sportin' some wood around here."

You put your left foot in a... (Below threshold)
vero:

You put your left foot in and then your right foot out, then turn your self around.

ESPN commentator:wel... (Below threshold)

ESPN commentator:
well here we are at day 3 of the world finals of rock, paper, scissors and the "one finger" or "dynamite" controversy continues..

"You wouldn't know a ball i... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"You wouldn't know a ball if you saw one!"

"You tell the Commissioner ... (Below threshold)
hermie:

"You tell the Commissioner I use steroids, and I'll tell the press you're on Viagra!"

"Ball, two."... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

"Ball, two."

"HEY MANAGER! YOU WERE WRON... (Below threshold)

"HEY MANAGER! YOU WERE WRONG! HE HAS 'EM!"

"I see they finally dropped... (Below threshold)

"I see they finally dropped."

Player to Umpire: "Look! Yo... (Below threshold)

Player to Umpire: "Look! You left your barn door open . . . and your barn is empty."

Player: Dude, get outta my ... (Below threshold)

Player: Dude, get outta my face, I'm hitting lefty!

Ump: I said 'no'. Get your rear in the righty box and batter up.

Player: Man, I'm sorry about what I said about your momma after you called me out last time, let me go over to the lefty box!

Player: You did NOT make it... (Below threshold)

Player: You did NOT make it disappear! I can see the card in your hand!

Ump: Bull. Look, you're not getting your quarter back, that's the best magic trick you'll see on a baseball field now that Ozzie's retired. Now shut up before I make that bat disappear.

"Look, right there. It's pr... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Look, right there. It's proof you've been hangin' out with Barry Bonds."

"You call that a Louisville... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"You call that a Louisville Slugger!?"

Hey Buddy. One step closer ... (Below threshold)
Baklava:

Hey Buddy. One step closer and I'll touch you.

"I'm not touching you! I'm ... (Below threshold)

"I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! La-la-la-la-la-la! I'm still not touching you!"

"Omigod, its a double heade... (Below threshold)

"Omigod, its a double header."

"I've hit against the Big U... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"I've hit against the Big Unit. And that's no Big Unit."

"Let's play two!.....On sec... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Let's play two!.....On second thought..."

(With a nod to Mr. Dill for the inspiration.)

"Now I know what your wife ... (Below threshold)
radlin:

"Now I know what your wife meant."

Player: "You French umpires... (Below threshold)

Player: "You French umpires are all alike, all strikes and no balls, and there [pointing] is the proof."

Ump: "You agreed that evens... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Ump: "You agreed that evens would be a strike and odds it would be a ball. One plus one is two. Even. It's a strike!"

Ump: Why am I paralyzed?</... (Below threshold)

Ump: Why am I paralyzed?

Astro: Ummmm, the ball is imbedded in your cup...you should feel it in three...two...one.

Look sport, if I wouldn't p... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Look sport, if I wouldn't pull your finger I'm sure as hell not pulling that!

I take it the infield fly r... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I take it the infield fly rule is not in effect?

Ya know, it was a stain jus... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Ya know, it was a stain just like that on Lewinski's dress that got a president impeached.

What's with the little blue... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

What's with the little blue acorn? It's not that cold...

Miss one more call like tha... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Miss one more call like that and you'll really know the meaning of suicide squeeze.

Dios mio! Es el tenedor de... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Dios mio! Es el tenedor del Diablo!

If I hit both those balls i... (Below threshold)
Don:

If I hit both those balls is it counted as a double?

You call that... (Below threshold)
Stuart S.:

You call that a bat?!?!

"I'm not comfortable discus... (Below threshold)
JimK:

"I'm not comfortable discussing this in front of all these people Bob, but yeah, that, right there. She said the tattoo is ridiculous and that's why she wants to leave you."

Who are you calling field-n... (Below threshold)

Who are you calling field-negro?

"Your wife said your winkie... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

"Your wife said your winkie is the size of your little finger."

Fans, any use or re-use of ... (Below threshold)
guido:

Fans, any use or re-use of this broadcast and the pointing at of umpiring genitalia is strictly
prohibited without the express written consent of Major League Baseball.

Garcia makes a play at the ... (Below threshold)

Garcia makes a play at the plate, but the ump will have none of it.

"Your wife said your winkie... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

"Your wife said your winkie is the size of your little finger."

LOL
This was supposed to be.

"Your wife said your winkie is the size of your pinkie."

"Hey, forget about Bonds! A... (Below threshold)
Steve Doherty Jr.:

"Hey, forget about Bonds! Are they testing you umps for 'roids? They should; that 'thing' is as shriveled as Joan River's ass and is wilting like a rose in the
Texas sun."

"Freeze Frame"... (Below threshold)
914:

"Freeze Frame"

Tavares points out to the u... (Below threshold)

Tavares points out to the umpire why they got swept in last year's World Series...they don't have balls.

Update: <a href="htt... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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