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Comments (145)

"Don't let me die in here. ... (Below threshold)

"Don't let me die in here. Don't let them touch me. Please - smuggle me into American where I can get some qualified health care. Please!"

I wish I knew how to quit y... (Below threshold)
pokey2121:

I wish I knew how to quit you.

Better Red than Dead, eh He... (Below threshold)
Bob Jones:

Better Red than Dead, eh Hefe?

Take me, Take me now my ven... (Below threshold)
chad:

Take me, Take me now my venzualean stallion.

or as reported by Granma

Let the three hours of tender intercourse begin

http://www.granma.cubaweb.cu/secciones/siempre_con_fidel/art-051.html

Two "Red Staters" plotting ... (Below threshold)
Hugh:

Two "Red Staters" plotting something?

Yes Fidel-ito, I think Che ... (Below threshold)

Yes Fidel-ito, I think Che would be very proud. I'd say you'll see him in heavan, but of course, we don't believe in such nonsense.

Look dear! Matching shirts!... (Below threshold)

Look dear! Matching shirts! I jusy knew we'd be BFF that I went shopping in the same stores! URYY! BFF! See you next fall!

"Quick, get me Dr. House."<... (Below threshold)

"Quick, get me Dr. House."

Cindy and Harry send their ... (Below threshold)
guido:

Cindy and Harry send their love, El Presidente.

Lower, Fidel, lower!... (Below threshold)
USMC Pilot:

Lower, Fidel, lower!

Vincente the Red Knows Your... (Below threshold)
epador:

Vincente the Red Knows Your Reign is Dear
[but you better watch out, you better not die...]

"My what big teeth you have... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"My what big teeth you have!!", said Red Wearing Hoodlum. "The better to eat you with, my dear!"

(Ed Note: the thought bubbles are interchangeable.)

"'Bout time you got here, n... (Below threshold)

"'Bout time you got here, nurse. My bedpan reeks something fierce."

Chavez "DAAAANG, you look e... (Below threshold)
markm:

Chavez "DAAAANG, you look even more photoshopped in person"

High Fidel-ity... (Below threshold)
Pat:

High Fidel-ity

Please, Babe, Just hit one ... (Below threshold)
SurfinKC:

Please, Babe, Just hit one home run for me!

"Told you it would take two... (Below threshold)
plainslow:

"Told you it would take two hands"

Chavez: You look well, Fide... (Below threshold)
VagBond:

Chavez: You look well, Fidel!

Fidel: Who are you?

Hugo, we really appreciated... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

Hugo, we really appreciated the oil. Now, I could really use some help on this hospital bill here....

(Singing)"You are ... (Below threshold)
tarheelcon:

(Singing)

"You are every woman in the world to me...."

Chavez: Red is the new oliv... (Below threshold)

Chavez: Red is the new olive drab green.

"You look fine; I'm sure... (Below threshold)
Justrand:

"You look fine; I'm sure you'll be back on your feet and oppressing your people in no time!"

"There's good news and bad ... (Below threshold)
Dave in W-S:

"There's good news and bad news. The doctor said you'll be dead by the end of the month....but I saved a lot of money on my car insurance!"

Cesar, that is so touching ... (Below threshold)
Steve Crickmore:

Cesar, that is so touching of you to dress in this homespun way, as a sign of solidarity.. but don't tell me your economy is surrounded by a sea of red ink, as well?

HA!! I smell McDonalds! Ha... (Below threshold)
Scott:

HA!! I smell McDonalds! Hand it over, biotch!!

"Why so I look so tall? Be... (Below threshold)
OregonMuse:

"Why so I look so tall? Because I'm standing on Raul's back, that's why."

Tell me again why we are we... (Below threshold)

Tell me again why we are wearing these ridiculous matching shirts.

Tweedle-Dumb meets Tweedle-... (Below threshold)

Tweedle-Dumb meets Tweedle-Dipshit

Fidel thanks his brother, R... (Below threshold)
BumperStickerist:

Fidel thanks his brother, Raul, for his decision to donate both kidneys, a liver, and most of an intestine to Fidel.
-------------------------------------

Yes, excellent work. But y... (Below threshold)
a4g:

Yes, excellent work. But you'll need to warm up his hands to complete the illusion.

The two Latin American lead... (Below threshold)
eman:

The two Latin American leaders were married today in a quiet bedside ceremony.

Cesar Chavez and Fidel Cast... (Below threshold)
Big E:

Cesar Chavez and Fidel Castro try a little foreplay before attempting to consumate their unholy union and spawn the ultimate Latin American dictator, Che Guevara Castro-Chavez, Jr.

Is it just me, or did you p... (Below threshold)
kemperman:

Is it just me, or did you photo shop this pic?both of the heads on this picture look pasted on the bodies. Note C's clean neck line that changes color!

The Quote. "Fidel, NOT here. Remove dat hand, now!"

You look so much better sin... (Below threshold)
bluesharper:

You look so much better since I told you how the American Liberals are bringing the United States down to it's knees.

I vote for Big E.......and ... (Below threshold)
Mark:

I vote for Big E.......and another victory for gay marriage

"Did you dye your shirt wit... (Below threshold)
Mitchell:

"Did you dye your shirt with the blood of your countrymen, too, camrade?"

Fidel has his Totalitarian ... (Below threshold)
loaner1967:

Fidel has his Totalitarian Dictator "Make a Wish" granted by meeting Hugon Chavez

Jefe, dígame antes de su mu... (Below threshold)
Malibu Stacy:

Jefe, dígame antes de su muerte - ¿Dónde están los trillón dólares que usted han robado de Sr. Quemaduras?

"A communist is like a croc... (Below threshold)
Melek:

"A communist is like a crocodile – when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up." ~ James A.C. Brown

Finally, we are making our ... (Below threshold)
maruka:

Finally, we are making our unholy union official mi amor!.
with matching shirts and all,
Do you hear the bells ringing Huguie?

Hugooooooooooooo, take me I... (Below threshold)
Henry:

Hugooooooooooooo, take me I`m yours.

Hugooooooooooooo, take me I... (Below threshold)
Henry:

Hugooooooooooooo, take me I`m yours.

You had me at "hola"... (Below threshold)
yo:

You had me at "hola"

"Wham, bam, thank you man!!... (Below threshold)
Elroy Jetson:

"Wham, bam, thank you man!!"

Ladys in Red... (Below threshold)
914:

Ladys in Red

Eighty years old and not a ... (Below threshold)
Mike:

Eighty years old and not a speck of gray! What's your secret? Mike Wallace isn't talking ...

"Love Story"... (Below threshold)
914:

"Love Story"

Get into Your fatigues Mayo... (Below threshold)
914:

Get into Your fatigues Mayo! By the end of this week..You'll quit.

"I just said to pull my *fi... (Below threshold)

"I just said to pull my *finger*! I don't wanna blow a gasket."

Hugo and Fidel get ready to... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Hugo and Fidel get ready to do a commercial for the release of their new salsa “Che”. It comes in three flavors, Commie Hot, Commie Medium and Commie (are you really a Commie?) Mild

Hugo: Coño, my brother, ho... (Below threshold)
Tony Montana:

Hugo: Coño, my brother, how did this happen to you? Did the Yanquis put something in your food?

Fidel: No, what happened was I finally hit my limit. I could handle you and Evo, but not at the same time. My culo is not a clown car, carajo!

Even that much red c... (Below threshold)
914:

Even that much red cant stop their bull.

Hugo and Fidel get ready to... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Hugo and Fidel get ready to do a commercial for the release of their new salsa
“Che”. It comes in three flavors, Commie Hot, Commie Medium and Commie (are you really a Commie?) Mild.

"The lady in reddddddddddd.... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"The lady in reddddddddddd....is dancing next to me."

The Menendez brothers sent ... (Below threshold)

The Menendez brothers sent us matching shirts, aren't they nice boys?

Oh Fidel, when you said per... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Oh Fidel, when you said perforated colon I came as quickly as possible...only I had hoped YOU wanted to perforate MY colon once more time before you died in my arms.

Jesus, his arm came off...w... (Below threshold)
sentinel:

Jesus, his arm came off...what do I do?

"Thank you for coming to se... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

"Thank you for coming to see me and for doing the twist while you were here, Chubby Checker."

Chavez: "Oh man, that was a... (Below threshold)
DDT:

Chavez: "Oh man, that was a good one when you offered suuport to monitor American elections in 2000."

Castro: "Heh. That borracho maricon tried to overthrow you and still couldn't get it right."

Chavez: "That huevon calls us dictators?"

Castro: "Si, and Posada is still a free man in the U.S."

Both: "Me cago en Bush!"

From: ReutersTo: Adn... (Below threshold)
Spike:

From: Reuters
To: Adnan Hajj, Photo-Journalist

Can you please Photoshop this picture of Castro to make him look like he's still alive? The New York Times is doing a piece in Sunday's edition about the superiority of Cuba's healthcare system.

"Hugo, isn't this a wonderf... (Below threshold)
Todd:

"Hugo, isn't this a wonderful shade of 'siberian dictatorial red'?"

Chavez: "I cannot smile muc... (Below threshold)
Red Fog:

Chavez: "I cannot smile much longer because, ooooh man, his hands are stiff and cold and his corpse is leaking and smells real bad."

"Fidel, you're color's back... (Below threshold)
Todd:

"Fidel, you're color's back!"

Fidel, these ares from my n... (Below threshold)
Todd:

Fidel, these ares from my new Boss Hugo Pimpin' Collection

Now you can let Marti rest,... (Below threshold)
Lydia:

Now you can let Marti rest, my death should be the pivotal event.

The two newest redshirt cre... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

The two newest redshirt crewmembers of the Starship Enterprise congratulate each other on their good fortune.

"If you can think of a simp... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

"If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it!" says Chavez, insisting that he and Castro are "merely exchanging long protein strings."

"I stand corrected, Wyatt. ... (Below threshold)
John Mendez:

"I stand corrected, Wyatt. You're an oak." - Doc Holliday (Tombstone)

"It was wonderful for me, F... (Below threshold)

"It was wonderful for me, Fidel. Was it good for you?"

"Better RED than dead!"... (Below threshold)
HumbleGeoff:

"Better RED than dead!"

There will be sex after dea... (Below threshold)
yamy:

There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it. babalu cheerleader.

There will be sex after dea... (Below threshold)
yamy:

There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it. babalu cheerleader.

I enjoyed the colonoscopy y... (Below threshold)
Scott_T:

I enjoyed the colonoscopy you gave me last night as much as you enjoyed giving it to me. *kiss kiss*

Better red than dead, eh co... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

Better red than dead, eh comrade?

ok, very obscure 80's refer... (Below threshold)
daniel:

ok, very obscure 80's reference.. id even run a contest for the fisrt to identify it, but in todays web age its just to easy... but just for the s's and g's, does anyone really rememebr it, no googleing!!! and yes, its also a sly reference to the tony randall character

Please believe me,
Lately my whole world is changing.
Suddenly you're here and my life's better than before.
We're friends forever.
Sharing everything together,
always understanding just how much the other cares.

We're friends forever.
You know that's how I feel.
We'll stick together.
Please say we've got a deal.
We're friends forever.
And when the rest have gone,
It's you who will be there for me,
My friend.

Come closer, por favor. My... (Below threshold)
jaymaster:

Come closer, por favor. My eyes, they no so good no more.

Aye, Hugo! You and comrade Zuniga look so much alike…

Dammit, Raul!!! I said hug... (Below threshold)
Scott:

Dammit, Raul!!! I said huge cha-cha's!!

Chavez: "Fidel, are you dea... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Chavez: "Fidel, are you deaf? When I called, I told you "I thought you were dead", not "thought of you in red"."

Castro: "Hugo, I see red pe... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Castro: "Hugo, I see red people"

Love means never having to ... (Below threshold)
mp:

Love means never having to say you're sorry.....

"Eeewwwwwww, why did you sp... (Below threshold)
ken:

"Eeewwwwwww, why did you spit in your hand? The last person I saw do that was Heath Ledger..."

Chavito papito, cuando me v... (Below threshold)
kangaroo:

Chavito papito, cuando me vayas a meter la daga esa que me regalaste que sea suavecito porque todavia estoy muy débil. No ves lo pálida que estoy?

Red rover red rover send Hu... (Below threshold)
914:

Red rover red rover send Hugo right over.

Seriously...isn't this fash... (Below threshold)
Drew:

Seriously...isn't this fashion statement the best reason yet to lift the embargo?

I'll neeever forget ... (Below threshold)
daniel solaun:

I'll neeever forget
the waaay you look tonite.

Two great leaders of Latin ... (Below threshold)
Daisy:

Two great leaders of Latin American were united in Holy matrimony .
It was an elegant and private ceremony
The grooms were dressed in Red Satin, designed by Rauuull, who shed emotional tears, during de wedding.
Raul designs are famous in all the Ho Chi Minh Trail
Make up and hair were discretely done by Photoshop
Now the Castroid dynasty is forever united to the Venezuelan Chavados
"Hola Magazine" will dedicate it's next publication to the Royal Union.

Hugo, that color brings out... (Below threshold)
JULIE:

Hugo, that color brings out your eyes.

Chavez to Reuters: "Quickly... (Below threshold)
Red Fog:

Chavez to Reuters: "Quickly take the picture because, ooooh man, his corpse is leaking on my grey shirt."

"Elian, we're feeding you w... (Below threshold)

"Elian, we're feeding you waaaaaaaaay too much gruel."

After all these years, I ha... (Below threshold)
Myron:

After all these years, I have a my first disciple.

So, you fooled them too, ho... (Below threshold)
Leo:

So, you fooled them too, honey?

Of course! Look at that idiot Zapatero from Spain...and don't you worry about your fortune, I'll help Raul with that!

Fidel paying money under th... (Below threshold)
FulanitoDeTal:

Fidel paying money under the table to chavez, must be all the photoshopping that costs the money.

If I can be half the tyrant... (Below threshold)
Michael:

If I can be half the tyrant you have been, I'd be a lucky man ! By the way, how'd I look with a beard ?? Can I yours if you die ?? Also where are the gualgs, I need some ideas. Seriously, what about the beard ?

Ahhhh you're red, incoheren... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Ahhhh you're red, incoherently babbling anti-American slogans, and have a limp noodle handshake - it must be mi dear old amigo Jimmy Carter.

NY Times Caption:F... (Below threshold)

NY Times Caption:

Freedom Fighter Fidel Castro recovers after being poisoned by World Terrorist GW Bush.

It's kind of you to notice,... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

It's kind of you to notice, Fidel, I have been using Lancome.

Caramba! You cashed in you... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Caramba! You cashed in your Marlboro Miles for the red shirt too? I knew I should have gotten the Zippo...

Hugo, Darling. I'm sorry, ... (Below threshold)
Eman:

Hugo, Darling. I'm sorry, but I'm positive.

Red Dawn of the Dead.... (Below threshold)
chief78:

Red Dawn of the Dead.

Si, Fidel. I will give you ... (Below threshold)

Si, Fidel. I will give you the happy ending.

"Fidel, your brother tells ... (Below threshold)
chief78:

"Fidel, your brother tells me you've become hard of 'red herring' in your old age."

Two Red Shirts: $150.00<br ... (Below threshold)
chief78:

Two Red Shirts: $150.00
One Dead Communist Dictator: Priceless

"I'm sorry, Hugo, I no long... (Below threshold)
Eman:

"I'm sorry, Hugo, I no longer have the strength....you have to be on top.

Fusch Putsch... (Below threshold)
David:

Fusch Putsch

Fidel and Hugo: Better red ... (Below threshold)

Fidel and Hugo: Better red AND dead.

Once, twice, three times a ... (Below threshold)

Once, twice, three times a despot.

Don't tell raul; he has a h... (Below threshold)
aliana:

Don't tell raul; he has a huntch we are together and he is very Jealous. We can not hide from raul. We will make our relationship public and the hell with raul "la china de la paineta".

Mother thought it best not ... (Below threshold)
D. Bruggers:

Mother thought it best not to reveal the secret of my parentage until such time as I would be ready to shoulder the additional responsibility of running your-- may I say, OUR-- country, Father.

Fidel and Raul reenact the ... (Below threshold)
James Cloninger:

Fidel and Raul reenact the medical bay scene from Star Trek-The Motion Picture:;

Fidel: "Raul, This simple feeling...is so far beyond V'ger's comprehension."

The All New Will and... (Below threshold)
macofromoc:


The All New Will and Grace

Hugo: "If you have a lot o... (Below threshold)

Hugo: "If you have a lot of red in the photo, it will distract them from the rigormortis. I learned this from the Reuter's School of Fauxtography."

Feedel My belle..You can ki... (Below threshold)
914:

Feedel My belle..You can kiss Me Bush can go to hell.. My Fidel

I love You I love You ..I love You..Thats all I do. Hezbulla too. My Fidel

Sung to the tune of My Michelle

Fidel: Get this! So I cal... (Below threshold)
eman:

Fidel: Get this! So I call call Carter and tell him I want him to succeed me. He totally goes for it! He's on a plane now! Play it cool when he gets here!

Fidel: No me toques, Carajo... (Below threshold)

Fidel: No me toques, Carajo!
Hugo: Pero Fidelito?!
Fidel: Deja de esa pajareria que aqui estan la camaras de video.
Raul: OOooooh ven pa' ca mi Huguito de Manzana que mi hermano esta un poco cabronsito hoy. Mira dame esa vela que tu traistes y vamonos pa' el cuarto de alla lado. :: Raul suddenly appears on the camera:: "PATRIA O MUERTE! ....Volaremos..tee hee.. ::And runs off with Hugo holding hands::

Hugo: "oh my god - did you ... (Below threshold)
jaymaster:

Hugo: "oh my god - did you hear that pajamas media blogger dan drezner killed himself this morning?"

Who's yo daddy?... (Below threshold)
McCain:

Who's yo daddy?

A Lebanese man is reunited ... (Below threshold)
Schulz:

A Lebanese man is reunited with his father at Hariri Hospital after both were injured in an Israeli air raid in the southern city of Blyda, July 24, 2006. REUTERS/Adnan Hajj (LEBANON)

Oh Raul. Is that a cigar in... (Below threshold)
geo:

Oh Raul. Is that a cigar in your pocket or are just happy to see me?

Chavez: Doctor?! I'm no d... (Below threshold)
Cate:

Chavez: Doctor?! I'm no doctor. but I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night.

that should be Holiday I... (Below threshold)
Cate:

that should be Holiday Inn Express

closer...closer...."W... (Below threshold)
heymike:

closer...closer...."Where's Michael??"

"Did you bring the whalebon... (Below threshold)

"Did you bring the whalebone penis, like I asked?"

In the end, the sequel S... (Below threshold)

In the end, the sequel Snakes on Despots out did the original in the box office.

Hugo ohhh Hugo You did come... (Below threshold)
914:

Hugo ohhh Hugo You did come after all My little muffin man.

" It's so good to see you F... (Below threshold)

" It's so good to see you Fi...de....hi chiuahua!
Somebody get a candystriper in here pronto to empty this deektator's bedpan!"

Commie red greets commie de... (Below threshold)
914:

Commie red greets commie dead! Together these 2 break the bed.

Hugo: "The nurse said, 'So... (Below threshold)
eman:

Hugo: "The nurse said, 'Sorry Sir, family only', so I shot her".

Fidel: "Good. Good. Your training is complete. I can go now."

The Axis of Feeble.... (Below threshold)
McCain:

The Axis of Feeble.

Two thought balloons:... (Below threshold)
Ken:

Two thought balloons:

"If I hold both his hands, he can't hurt me."

"If I hold both his hands, he can't hurt me."

Did you bring me that hambu... (Below threshold)
Ken:

Did you bring me that hamburger you promised?
The food here reminds me of a gulag!

"Can you believe I put in t... (Below threshold)

"Can you believe I put in to have this surgery in 1987. Damn socialized medicine."

Fidel: "You get the cigars ... (Below threshold)
eman:

Fidel: "You get the cigars and the '56 Ford. Carter gets the green hats and all my speeches on DVD."

Fidel: "Wait, my Little Sta... (Below threshold)
eman:

Fidel: "Wait, my Little Stallion. Let them finish taking pictures. Then you can get in."

"Mr. Fidel, I have many blu... (Below threshold)
Steve Doherty Jr.:

"Mr. Fidel, I have many blue pills for
you. Take these and your 'Cuban Missile Crisis'
will be over."

Fidel, You dead YET?... (Below threshold)
Soupy:

Fidel, You dead YET?

Week-end at Fidel's... (Below threshold)

Week-end at Fidel's

"No no you are mistaken, <b... (Below threshold)

"No no you are mistaken, I will win the Helen Thomas lookalike contest."

cue the music"And ... (Below threshold)
L Goldman:

cue the music

"And I will hold you, touch you And make you my woman tonight ... So won't you hold me, touch me Make me your woman tonight"

Damn Fidel, why don't you t... (Below threshold)

Damn Fidel, why don't you tell me I was too big?

Theres got to be a morning ... (Below threshold)
914:

Theres got to be a morning after...

Unfortunately...... (Below threshold)
914:

Unfortunately...

Ahhhh!Infidel, so go... (Below threshold)
noone:

Ahhhh!
Infidel, so good to see you my gay friend!
Soon, I will be able to grip you again, like this!

"I'll give up my power when... (Below threshold)
S:

"I'll give up my power when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.........oh, wait..."

Hugo:...no, I got no memo.<... (Below threshold)

Hugo:...no, I got no memo.

"See that black little thin... (Below threshold)
GJ Klaver:

"See that black little thingie behind me?
If you pull the string, Bush will get flushed"




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