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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: August 25, 2006 - 6:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Saudi Arabia first baseman 6 feet 8 inch Aaron Durley, left, watches a pitch as Venezuela's 4 feet 8 inch base runner Ermison Arellano gets ready to take a lead during the fourth inning in their game of the Little League World Series baseball pool play in South Williamsport, Pa., Tuesday, Aug. 22, 2006. Durley is the tallest player to ever play at the Little League World Series. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)


Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: If you're wondering why there are so many entries already it's worth noting that the contest accidentally debuted on Thursday this week.

Update 2: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (77)

Happy THURSDAY, Kevin!... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Dave in W-S | August 24, 2006 7:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave in W-S:

Happy THURSDAY, Kevin!

1. Posted by Dave in W-S | August 24, 2006 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 07:15

The Tall and the Short of i... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Maggie | August 24, 2006 7:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

The Tall and the Short of it.

2. Posted by Maggie | August 24, 2006 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 07:16

So you're telling me the Sa... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Maggie | August 24, 2006 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

So you're telling me the Saudis really are our biggest friends?

3. Posted by Maggie | August 24, 2006 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 07:18

Once again questions arise ... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Faith+1 | August 24, 2006 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Once again questions arise about the true age of one of the players in the Little League World Series.

4. Posted by Faith+1 | August 24, 2006 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 07:28

Crap, just read the picture... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Faith+1 | August 24, 2006 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Crap, just read the picture cation indicating that the kid IS in the Little League World Series which completely ruins the irony part of my small attempt at humor. Argh.

5. Posted by Faith+1 | August 24, 2006 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 07:30

Guess we all know who plays... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 24, 2006 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Guess we all know who plays shortstop

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 24, 2006 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:00

Aaron: "With Barry Bonds as... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 24, 2006 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Aaron: "With Barry Bonds as my coach, I knew I could avoid any taint of the steroid scandals."

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 24, 2006 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:02

"Mongo like candy."... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 24, 2006 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Mongo like candy."

8. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 24, 2006 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:05

While some of you may quest... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Luke | August 24, 2006 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Luke:

While some of you may question the true age of 1st baseman, Andre Le Giant, his reason for being late to this game was NOT because of a delayed prostate exam.

9. Posted by Luke | August 24, 2006 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:14

In his attempt to emulate J... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Jody | August 24, 2006 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jody:

In his attempt to emulate Jordan, Shaq misunderstood what was meant by playing in the minor leagues.

10. Posted by Jody | August 24, 2006 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:15

Get in my tummmmyyyy... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by heymike | August 24, 2006 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
heymike:

Get in my tummmmyyyy

11. Posted by heymike | August 24, 2006 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:25

The coach assured little le... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 24, 2006 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

The coach assured little league officials that his first baseman was not using steroids.

12. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 24, 2006 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:49

"Ok...age?""I am 1... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Falze | August 24, 2006 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

"Ok...age?"

"I am 10 years old."

"Yah. Ok, then. How long have you been shaving, son?"

"Since I was about fourt....I do not shave, sir. I am only 10."

"Yah. Ok, then. What's your favorite subject in school?"

"It used to be physics, but now it's...I mean, recess, sir."
*
I could've sworn it was Thursday.

13. Posted by Falze | August 24, 2006 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:49

Proof that BALCO has "gone ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Imhotep | August 24, 2006 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

Proof that BALCO has "gone global" with it's new and improved formula of "the cream and the clear", we present the Saudi Arabian little league team.

14. Posted by Imhotep | August 24, 2006 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:50

Earlier today, Aaron Durley... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Imhotep | August 24, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

Earlier today, Aaron Durley sued MLB in order to enter the Draft after completing Junior High School.
The commissioner was overheard saying "How many homers do you think he can hit!"

15. Posted by Imhotep | August 24, 2006 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:55

"If you don't get off my fo... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 24, 2006 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"If you don't get off my foot kid, I'm going to knock you so hard you won't know whether it's Thursday or Friday."

Thus Kevin's short baseball career met an untimely end.

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 24, 2006 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 09:01

The center fielder for Lill... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Giacomo | August 24, 2006 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

The center fielder for Lilliput finally reached base, but found the basepath blocked by the Gulliver.

17. Posted by Giacomo | August 24, 2006 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 09:15

The center fielder for Lill... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Giacomo | August 24, 2006 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

The center fielder for Lilliput finally reached base, but found the basepath blocked by Gulliver.

18. Posted by Giacomo | August 24, 2006 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 09:16

"Let's go, boys. Ducks - a... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Giacomo | August 24, 2006 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"Let's go, boys. Ducks - and a whale - on the pond."

19. Posted by Giacomo | August 24, 2006 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 09:18

base runner Ermison Arellan... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Falcon | August 24, 2006 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falcon:

base runner Ermison Arellano: "Please don't eat me! Please don't eat me! Please don't eat me! PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!"

20. Posted by Falcon | August 24, 2006 9:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 09:26

To get interest from Major ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by yo | August 24, 2006 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yo:

To get interest from Major League teams, Sammy Sosa attempts to impress scouts with his pitching in the minors.

21. Posted by yo | August 24, 2006 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 09:27

BTW, I'm 5'11" and always w... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Falcon | August 24, 2006 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falcon:

BTW, I'm 5'11" and always wanted to be 6'1" or 6'2". Whatever they're feeding that kid in Saudi, I want some!

22. Posted by Falcon | August 24, 2006 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 09:35

"Dude! Shut up about the f... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by No One of Consequence | August 24, 2006 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

"Dude! Shut up about the freakin' shrimp already!!"

23. Posted by No One of Consequence | August 24, 2006 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 09:36

Somedays, you just cant see... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Vegas Vic | August 24, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Somedays, you just cant see the forest thru the trees.

24. Posted by Vegas Vic | August 24, 2006 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 10:10

Eighth-grade my a$$!... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by FormerHostage | August 24, 2006 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

Eighth-grade my a$$!

25. Posted by FormerHostage | August 24, 2006 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 10:22

Mini-Me... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by VagaBond | August 24, 2006 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VagaBond:

Mini-Me

26. Posted by VagaBond | August 24, 2006 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 10:40

The bigger they are, the ha... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 24, 2006 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Especially when my batter's helmet makes contact with his athletic supporter.

27. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 24, 2006 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:04

While only having a birthda... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 24, 2006 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

While only having a birthday once every four years sucked, Jimmy found there were consolations to being born on a leap day.

28. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 24, 2006 11:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:06

Somewhere there is an eight... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 24, 2006 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Somewhere there is an eighth grade basketball coach desperately praying that he doesn't turn an ankle slidding into home.

29. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 24, 2006 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:07

Sure he's intimidating, but... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 24, 2006 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Sure he's intimidating, but consider the difference in strike zone.

30. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 24, 2006 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:08

Watch his fastball, kid, it... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by John Irving | August 24, 2006 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Irving:

Watch his fastball, kid, it'll knock you into tomorrow.

31. Posted by John Irving | August 24, 2006 11:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:09

Alright, I'm quitting Littl... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Cobb | August 24, 2006 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cobb:

Alright, I'm quitting Little League. These guys on the red team are definitely using steroids.

32. Posted by Cobb | August 24, 2006 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:18

Not a caption!The ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by John Burgess | August 24, 2006 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Burgess:

Not a caption!

The big guy, 13 years old, is Canadian by birth. His goal is to play basketball. He's going into high school next year. More details.

33. Posted by John Burgess | August 24, 2006 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:35

Fee fi fo fum, I see the re... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2006 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Fee fi fo fum, I see the results of steroids and gum..

34. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2006 11:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:40

Little kid: "Holy Cow!!!! ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 24, 2006 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Little kid: "Holy Cow!!!! Pitcher really DOES have a big butt!!!"

35. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 24, 2006 11:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:46

Ringer!... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 24, 2006 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Ringer!

36. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 24, 2006 11:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:52

"Mongo like candy."<p... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 24, 2006 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Mongo like candy."

I've been laughing over that one for 10 minutes.

37. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 24, 2006 11:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:58

"Yeah, right, coach. 'Knoc... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Falze | August 24, 2006 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

"Yeah, right, coach. 'Knock him down if he blocks the base path', my a**!"

38. Posted by Falze | August 24, 2006 12:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 12:17

I know this guy. He is a fr... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by SILVER BULLET | August 24, 2006 12:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

I know this guy. He is a friend of mine. He really is in 8th grade! (Pull my finger!)

39. Posted by SILVER BULLET | August 24, 2006 12:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 12:23

Lennie: You said I was rela... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by scsiwuzzy | August 24, 2006 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scsiwuzzy:

Lennie: You said I was related to you, George.
George: Lennie, if I was a relative of yours, I'd shoot myself.

40. Posted by scsiwuzzy | August 24, 2006 12:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 12:24

Well, he woulda had the gro... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by DaveD | August 24, 2006 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

Well, he woulda had the grounder if the base runner hadn't gotten caught in the webbing of his glove.

41. Posted by DaveD | August 24, 2006 12:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 12:44

Bored with basketball and b... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 24, 2006 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Bored with basketball and believing he'll blend in, Shaq goes undercover and explores his interest in baseball.

42. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 24, 2006 12:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 12:50

David vs. Balco-goliath... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Scotty | August 24, 2006 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scotty:

David vs. Balco-goliath

43. Posted by Scotty | August 24, 2006 12:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 12:51

The ball boss, the ball!</p... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Jim | August 24, 2006 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

The ball boss, the ball!

44. Posted by Jim | August 24, 2006 1:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 13:17

At a recent campaign appear... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by John in CA | August 24, 2006 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

At a recent campaign appearance, former Senator John Edwards proclaimed, "When I'm President, every child will be this tall. There won't be Two Americas, where some children grow to their full potential while others are left behind."

45. Posted by John in CA | August 24, 2006 1:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 13:22

Oh man. Was that the "steal... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by OLDPUPPYMAX | August 24, 2006 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OLDPUPPYMAX:

Oh man. Was that the "steal second" or the "bite him in the nuts and try for third" sign?

46. Posted by OLDPUPPYMAX | August 24, 2006 1:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 13:24

ABC releases a first look a... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Darleen | August 24, 2006 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Darleen:

ABC releases a first look at the 2007 spring season replacment pilot of the remake of Fantasy Island.

47. Posted by Darleen | August 24, 2006 1:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 13:55

The Return of Danny Almonte... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Peter F. | August 24, 2006 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

The Return of Danny Almonte, Part 2.


(Fact: This kid plays for the Saudi Arabia team, comprised of ex-pats living in Saudi Arabia.)

48. Posted by Peter F. | August 24, 2006 2:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 14:19

Oddly, former CEO and BALCO... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Peter F. | August 24, 2006 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Oddly, former CEO and BALCO founder Victor Conte was spotted at the Little League World Series and was said to be shouting "It's alive! It's alive!" during today's game.

49. Posted by Peter F. | August 24, 2006 2:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 14:29

Josh Hernandez, 4'11" and t... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Faith+1 | August 24, 2006 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Josh Hernandez, 4'11" and the first 8 year old to make it to the Major Leagues starts to take a lead on first...

50. Posted by Faith+1 | August 24, 2006 2:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 14:36

The Spawn of Bonds.... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Peter F. | August 24, 2006 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

The Spawn of Bonds.

51. Posted by Peter F. | August 24, 2006 2:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 14:47

"I will hug him and pet him... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Peter F. | August 24, 2006 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"I will hug him and pet him and name him George."

52. Posted by Peter F. | August 24, 2006 2:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 14:48

Good LORD is that for real!... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by hwapper | August 24, 2006 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hwapper:

Good LORD is that for real!?

53. Posted by hwapper | August 24, 2006 3:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 15:29

A result of the Saudi "Oil ... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by SSG Pooh | August 24, 2006 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SSG Pooh:

A result of the Saudi "Oil for Food" program.

(Results may vary.)

54. Posted by SSG Pooh | August 24, 2006 3:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 15:47

Duh?? Anyone see dwhere dwa... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2006 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Duh?? Anyone see dwhere dwat wabbit went?

55. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2006 3:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 15:49

So, Shaq's 12 year old is i... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2006 3:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

So, Shaq's 12 year old is in the little leagues ehh?

56. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2006 3:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 15:51

In a move to expand its sco... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Rance | August 24, 2006 4:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rance:

In a move to expand its scope, the Little League World Series goes to the near planets and accepts a team of little green Martians.

57. Posted by Rance | August 24, 2006 4:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 16:06

Rah, rah, reeKick ... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Jumpinjoe | August 24, 2006 4:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Rah, rah, ree

Kick him in the knee

Rah, rah, rass,

Kick him in the other knee

Go Green Team

58. Posted by Jumpinjoe | August 24, 2006 4:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 16:06

Curse those oil companies! ... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by tarheelcon | August 24, 2006 4:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tarheelcon:

Curse those oil companies! Not only are they destroying the environment and sucking billions of dollars from oil addicted consumers but apparently they have developed a clandestine program to produce giants to work in their refineries.

59. Posted by tarheelcon | August 24, 2006 4:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 16:21

1) "You know what we do in ... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Aaron's cc: | August 24, 2006 8:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's cc::

1) "You know what we do in Saudi Arabia to kids who steal, don't you, Shorty?"

2) Photo proof of the Saudi connection to Green Helmet Guy!

60. Posted by Aaron's cc: | August 24, 2006 8:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 20:14

In the finals of the Little... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by wavemaker | August 24, 2006 8:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

In the finals of the Little League World Series, Lilliputian pinch runner Pinky West checks the steal sign as Brobdignagians' star first baseman, Mustafa Jones, looks for the bunt.

61. Posted by wavemaker | August 24, 2006 8:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 20:51

"In A League Of His Own."</... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by mellow mel | August 25, 2006 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mellow mel:

"In A League Of His Own."

62. Posted by mellow mel | August 25, 2006 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 25, 2006 09:03

Steroids - breakfast of kid... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 25, 2006 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Steroids - breakfast of kids who want to be freakishly larger than their peers.

63. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 25, 2006 10:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 25, 2006 10:20

Sure I'm sure he's in the e... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 25, 2006 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Sure I'm sure he's in the eighth grade. I got a copy of his birth certificate from Adnan Hajj.

64. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 25, 2006 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 25, 2006 10:23

Now that's a disporportiona... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 25, 2006 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Now that's a disporportionate response.

65. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 25, 2006 10:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 25, 2006 10:25

Here we see a graphical ill... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 25, 2006 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Here we see a graphical illustration of the importance of Saudi Arabia and Venezuela to the world oil economy.

66. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 25, 2006 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 25, 2006 10:49

Miguel Rodriguez Jr., age 8... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Marty | August 25, 2006 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marty:

Miguel Rodriguez Jr., age 8, stands to become the youngest player ever to be inducted into the Major Leage Baseball Hall of Fame, having shattered all previous records for bases-on-balls. Young Rodriguez, with a mere 6 inch strike zone, was drafted by the Washington Nationals last year, from the Dixie Auto-Parts All-stars of Tupelo Mississippi.

67. Posted by Marty | August 25, 2006 11:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 25, 2006 11:13

Another unforseen consequen... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by eman | August 25, 2006 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
eman:

Another unforseen consequence of steroid abuse.

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Posted on August 25, 2006 13:55

FACT: First baseman Aaron D... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Jayemay | August 25, 2006 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jayemay:

FACT: First baseman Aaron Durley is a Texan (not Canadian) by birth, and will be moving home this year to attend school (and presumably to be seen by as many pro/college scouts as possible). http://www.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/llws/2006-08-21-notes_x.htm?POE=SPOISVA

CAPTION: Venezuela's Ermison Arellano stands at first contemplating every possible meaning of the phrase, "Don't mess with Texas."

69. Posted by Jayemay | August 25, 2006 2:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 25, 2006 14:18

This fantasy camp is way ov... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by SurfinKC | August 25, 2006 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SurfinKC:

This fantasy camp is way overrated!

70. Posted by SurfinKC | August 25, 2006 2:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 25, 2006 14:48

Major League Baseball is op... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Rob Filomena | August 25, 2006 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob Filomena:

Major League Baseball is optimistic about using its new AAAAAA league to groom some underachieving talent. Incentives include pizza and ice cream for the whole team after wins

71. Posted by Rob Filomena | August 25, 2006 3:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 25, 2006 15:47

He is destined to be drafte... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Norm | August 25, 2006 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

He is destined to be drafted by the San Francisco Giants.

72. Posted by Norm | August 25, 2006 4:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 25, 2006 16:00

"How's The Airab Up There?"... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by mellow mel | August 25, 2006 6:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mellow mel:

"How's The Airab Up There?"

73. Posted by mellow mel | August 25, 2006 6:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 25, 2006 18:26

Please mister tallyman tall... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by 914 | August 25, 2006 10:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Please mister tallyman tally me bananas, Night is falling and I wanna go home.

74. Posted by 914 | August 25, 2006 10:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 25, 2006 22:39

C'mon pitcher throw Me the ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by 914 | August 26, 2006 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

C'mon pitcher throw Me the ball already! I got Him trapped off third!

75. Posted by 914 | August 26, 2006 2:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 26, 2006 14:56

And that's why the infield ... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by reno | August 27, 2006 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
reno:

And that's why the infield hasn't committed a single throwing error all season long....

76. Posted by reno | August 27, 2006 12:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2006 12:36

Update 2: ... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Kevin | August 28, 2006 2:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update 2: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

77. Posted by Kevin | August 28, 2006 2:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 28, 2006 02:14




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