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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: September 1, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Shakira performs during the 2006 MTV Video Music Awards in New York, on Thursday, Aug. 31, 2006. (AP Photo/Jeff Christensen)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (78)

Pre-emptive: I'd hit it!</... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by LJD | September 1, 2006 7:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LJD:

Pre-emptive: I'd hit it!

1. Posted by LJD | September 1, 2006 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 07:16

Shakira, promoting a deodor... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | September 1, 2006 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim in Cleveland:

Shakira, promoting a deodorant, had to clarify to the men in the crowd to "Raise your hand if you're Sure!"

2. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | September 1, 2006 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 07:36

as Jackie Gleason puts it..... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by heymike | September 1, 2006 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
heymike:

as Jackie Gleason puts it..

"hammina hammina hammina"

3. Posted by heymike | September 1, 2006 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 07:38

Katie's (Couric) new look d... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Ichabod Crane | September 1, 2006 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ichabod Crane:

Katie's (Couric) new look debuts on CBS Evening News..We didn't photoshop this! (We promise..CBS)

4. Posted by Ichabod Crane | September 1, 2006 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 08:00

Greeter at the pearly gate:... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 1, 2006 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Greeter at the pearly gate:

This is what you could have had plus 71 more of me if you would not have blown up all those women and children.

Now please exit right to the John Holmes gay sodomy room and spread eagle.

5. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 1, 2006 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 08:03

Producers of "The View" swe... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Faith+1 | September 1, 2006 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Producers of "The View" swear Rosie O'Donnell's picture was not photshopped. You be the judge.

6. Posted by Faith+1 | September 1, 2006 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 08:19

Nathan Lane unveils his new... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Faith+1 | September 1, 2006 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Nathan Lane unveils his new look with the words "TrimSpa Baby!"

7. Posted by Faith+1 | September 1, 2006 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 08:20

"You'd like to be this smoo... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | September 1, 2006 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Francis W. Porretto:

"You'd like to be this smooth too? And without that nasty razor burn? So get NAIR, already!"

8. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | September 1, 2006 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 08:45

Shakira it all baby.... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 1, 2006 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Shakira it all baby.

9. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 1, 2006 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 08:47

No hips for oil!... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by jack oneil | September 1, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jack oneil:

No hips for oil!

10. Posted by jack oneil | September 1, 2006 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 08:55

Valery Plame, undercover at... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by fustian | September 1, 2006 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Valery Plame, undercover at the MTV awards show.

Armitage is speechless.

11. Posted by fustian | September 1, 2006 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 09:10

"Happy Birthday, President ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by SurfinKC | September 1, 2006 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SurfinKC:

"Happy Birthday, President Gore, Happy Birthday to you!"

12. Posted by SurfinKC | September 1, 2006 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 09:10

" "In other words,... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by mtgyau | September 1, 2006 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mtgyau:

" "

In other words, rendered completely incapacitated by truth-telling hips.

13. Posted by mtgyau | September 1, 2006 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 09:11

Another CBS photoshop job o... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by fustian | September 1, 2006 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Another CBS photoshop job on Katie Couric. They used to think she was just fat. Now they think she's ugly too.

14. Posted by fustian | September 1, 2006 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 09:13

I'm sorry...all I can think... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Falcon | September 1, 2006 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falcon:

I'm sorry...all I can think of can't be printed here. OH BABY!!

15. Posted by Falcon | September 1, 2006 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 09:33

Starkist Tuna, in an effort... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 1, 2006 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Starkist Tuna, in an effort to raise sagging sales, announces they are replacing Charlie the Tuna with a more popular spokesperson.

16. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 1, 2006 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 09:38

"Sometimes a microphone is ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by jack | September 1, 2006 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jack:

"Sometimes a microphone is just a microphone."

17. Posted by jack | September 1, 2006 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 09:44

You know what they say: loo... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by OregonMuse | September 1, 2006 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

You know what they say: loose hips sink... no, wait a minute, I guess they don't.

18. Posted by OregonMuse | September 1, 2006 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 09:57

Now this is one "hip... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by OregonMuse | September 1, 2006 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Now this is one "hippy" I could actually like...

19. Posted by OregonMuse | September 1, 2006 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 09:58

"No, really. Is there a Do... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 1, 2006 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"No, really. Is there a Doctor in the house? I just threw out my hip..."

20. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 1, 2006 9:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 09:59

Why we fight.... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 1, 2006 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Why we fight.

21. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 1, 2006 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 10:02

Bill Clinton's birthday cel... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 1, 2006 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Bill Clinton's birthday celebration continued with the singing of the traditional birthday song followed by the former president sharing a cigar with her in private.

22. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 1, 2006 10:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 10:03

"I dream of tweenie"... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by 914 | September 1, 2006 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"I dream of tweenie"

23. Posted by 914 | September 1, 2006 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 10:04

I hate it when the use musi... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 1, 2006 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

I hate it when the use music to promote sex. Sex should be appreciated on its own merits.

24. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 1, 2006 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 10:05

"Stuck...stuu-uuck....STUUU... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 1, 2006 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Stuck...stuu-uuck....STUUUUUUUCCKKK!!!!"

25. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 1, 2006 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 10:05

Barn doors open.... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 1, 2006 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Barn doors open.

26. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 1, 2006 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 10:05

I wonder when the roadies a... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by eman | September 1, 2006 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
eman:

I wonder when the roadies are going to figure out that my hand is stuck.

27. Posted by eman | September 1, 2006 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 10:05

I don't care what she says ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Daniel | September 1, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel:

I don't care what she says in that song man... her hips are the dirtiest liars I've ever met.

28. Posted by Daniel | September 1, 2006 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 10:10

A large disturbance in the ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 1, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

A large disturbance in the Force could be felt as every male over 10 years old attempted to initiate a wardrobe malfunction.

29. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 1, 2006 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 10:10

One of the Middle East's le... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Roger Fraley | September 1, 2006 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

One of the Middle East's less evil influences on popular culture.

30. Posted by Roger Fraley | September 1, 2006 10:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 10:13

"Put your right foot in"</p... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by plainslow | September 1, 2006 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
plainslow:

"Put your right foot in"

31. Posted by plainslow | September 1, 2006 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 10:26

Valerie Flameouts real alte... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by 914 | September 1, 2006 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Valerie Flameouts real alter ego does a skit on Lettermen...


Undercover angel, powdercake fantasy

32. Posted by 914 | September 1, 2006 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 10:43

I'll be the cushion, You do... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by 914 | September 1, 2006 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

I'll be the cushion, You do the pushin.

33. Posted by 914 | September 1, 2006 10:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 10:47

What IS that spot on the dr... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by SILVER BULLET | September 1, 2006 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

What IS that spot on the dress? Ask Slick Willy!!

34. Posted by SILVER BULLET | September 1, 2006 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 10:49

Have her scrubbed, and sent... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | September 1, 2006 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

Have her scrubbed, and sent to my tent.

35. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | September 1, 2006 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 10:49

Holy shnikes, Barbara Eden ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | September 1, 2006 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

Holy shnikes, Barbara Eden has still got it!

36. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | September 1, 2006 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 10:50

Shakira - The anti-burkha.<... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | September 1, 2006 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

Shakira - The anti-burkha.

PS: I liked Daniel's cap: "I don't care what she says in that song man... her hips are the dirtiest liars I've ever met."

37. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | September 1, 2006 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 10:54

That picture gives me a ful... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | September 1, 2006 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

That picture gives me a full-on Major Nelson. :)

38. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | September 1, 2006 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 11:04

While some thought this pho... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by JAT | September 1, 2006 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

While some thought this photo of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was Photoshopped, it turns out that Ahmadinejad loves to wear women's clothing.

39. Posted by JAT | September 1, 2006 11:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 11:10

Her hips don't lie. They j... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Dodo David | September 1, 2006 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Her hips don't lie. They just talk naughty.

40. Posted by Dodo David | September 1, 2006 11:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 11:20

ScheheraZOWIE!... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by skymuse | September 1, 2006 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
skymuse:

ScheheraZOWIE!

41. Posted by skymuse | September 1, 2006 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2006 11:21