Scott Ott of Scrappleface has an interesting satire today titled "ABC Drama Marks 50th Anniversary of 9/11."
(2051-09-11) -- As part of the nation's month-long celebration of the 50th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, ABC television tonight will show an educational drama called 'The Path from 9/11'.
The docudrama recounts the initial resistance to global jihad mounted by the infidels of the former United States of America in the immediate aftermath of the great martyrdom operation.But then the tide turns in favor of the budding Islamic caliphate (Allah be praised!). As memories of the 2001 attacks fade, world opinion turns against the Great Satan. Then the Great Satan turns on itself, consumed from within by a toxic combination of political ambition and cowardice masquerading as tolerance.
The Path from 9/11: A Triumph of the Will illustrates the righteousness of Usama Bin Laden's cause, and how his unswerving commitment to jihad ensured the establishment of our glorious global Caliphate, upon which today the sun never sets.
The program begins tonight at 7 p.m., right after Chief Justice al-Zawahiri leads Sunset Prayer Live from the National Mosque and just before a very special episode of American Idol.
The Path from 9/11, includes a scholastic study guide for boys, and is required viewing for all subjects of the Islamic Republic of America.
Advanced overnight ratings indicate the show will notch a 100 share and shall win its timeslot.
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Oh I'm so scared the Islami... (Below threshold)1. Posted by muirgeo | September 8, 2006 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh I'm so scared the Islamist might take over the world with their 13th century technology.
Actually the only way we will lose to them is if our scientific illiterate and factually challenged administration continues to dumb down Americans to the level of the Islamist.
Their (the terrorist) goal is to destroy our society not with weapons but with fear.....their number one instrument is the President of the US of A and a Rush Limbaugh dumbed down 6,000 year old Earth believing populace.
Compare Bush's mantra be afraid...be very very afraid with FDR's ..."the only thing we have to fear.....
Jeez do we ever need some leadership.
1. Posted by muirgeo | September 8, 2006 3:29 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 15:29
2. Posted by Jimmy the Dhimmi | September 8, 2006 3:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ok muirego. Keep debating the gender of angels while the barbarians smash down the gates, you byzantine.
2. Posted by Jimmy the Dhimmi | September 8, 2006 3:38 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 15:38
3. Posted by jpm100 | September 8, 2006 4:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1932 Germany couldn't challenge a Boy Scout Troop. Couldn't say the same thing about 1942 Germany.
3. Posted by jpm100 | September 8, 2006 4:11 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 16:11
4. Posted by salvage | September 8, 2006 4:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ha! Ha! Yes America is going to be conquered by Al Qeada.
You guys really don't understand the situation do you?
4. Posted by salvage | September 8, 2006 4:25 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 16:25
5. Posted by JB | September 8, 2006 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh I'm so scared the Islamist might take over the world with their 13th century technology."
Could you try and say something even more idiotic for a cash prize of $50? I don't think you'd be able to.
5. Posted by JB | September 8, 2006 4:31 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 16:31
6. Posted by a4g | September 8, 2006 4:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh I'm so scared the Islamist might take over the world with their 13th century technology."
Disappointing effort. To accurately mock our conservative bed-wetting, the boxcutter technology they used to slaughter nearly 3000 human beings and cause up to $83 billion in damage to our economy should be placed somewhere in the 2nd century BC with the development of carbonized wootz steel in India.
If you get your dates and facts right, your delightful satire is sure to be more... cutting.
6. Posted by a4g | September 8, 2006 4:51 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 16:51
7. Posted by muirgeo | September 8, 2006 4:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Disappointing effort. To accurately mock our conservative bed-wetting, the boxcutter technology they used to slaughter nearly 3000 human beings ....
Posted by: a4g
Wow horrible it was but did we almost lose control of our country to them? Our response to their attack has hurt our country many times over what the attack itself did. That's because are administrations strategy is actually more primitive then the 13 th century...these guys are acting like frickin cave man all emotion and no brains.
7. Posted by muirgeo | September 8, 2006 4:56 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 16:56
8. Posted by jhow66 | September 8, 2006 5:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey mun-go they don't have anything to fear from the likes of you. The only fear they might have is from falling over you because they cannot get your nose out of their ass. Frigging two-bit cowards. (oh hell I know you make 200K a year and I am a wingnut but you are still nothing but a ASSKISSER). Stick that up your nose-(if you can get it out of the nearest moose-lums ass). Whew!!! now I feel much better. Think I will go mow my yard
8. Posted by jhow66 | September 8, 2006 5:00 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 17:00
9. Posted by BarneyG2000 | September 8, 2006 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
http://www.cato.org/dailys/08-02-02.html
Talk about which administration had their heads in the sand? I found this over at my favorite site blogsforbush:
“In mid-May, 2001, Secretary of State Colin Powell announced a $43 million grant to Afghanistan..”
That is right; Bush gave the OBL loving Taliban $43-million dollars (our tax dollars at work). Can you say appeasement?
9. Posted by BarneyG2000 | September 8, 2006 5:01 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 17:01
10. Posted by muirgeo | September 8, 2006 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And this just in.
So we aren't fighting in Iraq because of WMD's and we aren't fighting because of 9/11. Hum so why are we fighting there?
Oh yeah because the Republicans feel bad for the Kurds.
Senate Panel Releases Report on Iraq Intelligence
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/08/washington/09intelcnd.html?hp&ex=1157774400&en=0f631262baeef300&ei=5094&partner=homepage
By DAVID STOUT
Published: September 8, 2006
WASHINGTON, Sept. 8 — The Senate Intelligence Committee said today that there is no evidence that Saddam Hussein had prewar ties to Al Qaeda and one of the terror organization’s most notorious members, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.
GOT IT TOOLS? Kool aide drinking Orwellian sheeple characters. You've been fooled again. Your govmint has made complete fools of you..yet again. And I suspect many will still be arguing they know more then the Senate Intel Committee.
10. Posted by muirgeo | September 8, 2006 5:02 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 17:02
11. Posted by jhow66 | September 8, 2006 5:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey mungie that is old news. tsk tsk.
11. Posted by jhow66 | September 8, 2006 5:09 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 17:09
12. Posted by astigafa | September 8, 2006 5:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jhow66:
Hey mungie that is old news. tsk tsk.
A link between Saddam and bin Laden? Oh, hell no, and no one on this site has ever made such a claim; yeah, that's definitely old news.
P.S. You're an asshole.
12. Posted by astigafa | September 8, 2006 5:45 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 17:45
13. Posted by BarneyG2000 | September 8, 2006 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Old news? Was 8/21/06 old news? In “W’s” press conference he was asked if going to the war with Iraq was mistake. He said to image what our world would be like if we left Saddam in power knowing that he had “relations” with a known terrorist:
“…who had relations with Zarqawi.”
13. Posted by BarneyG2000 | September 8, 2006 6:12 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 18:12
14. Posted by Proud kaffir | September 8, 2006 6:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh I'm so scared the Islamist might take over the world with their 13th century technology.
Those have to be the most imbecilic words I have ver read. Those 13th century barbarians seemed to have figured out how to use the internet fairly well and they are using the stone age technology to build atomic weapons in Iran.
With their fanatacism, they accomplished something that the Germans and the japaneese nver could: they attacked American cities.
Yet the real danger is BUUUUSH. Simply unbelievable.
14. Posted by Proud kaffir | September 8, 2006 6:18 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 18:18
15. Posted by Justrand | September 8, 2006 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It is the nature of the Left to delude themselves regarding our enemies. While the most classic is Chamberlain with Hitler, the Left of today constantly tries to "equal" his "feat".
Witness good ole Barbara Boxer, who proclaimed a couple months ago "Iran is at least 5 years away from developing an atomic bomb". She was saying this in order to decry the strong stance incrasingly being taken by Bush, et al.
Babs Boxer is SUCH a bigot, that she believes the stoooopid Iranians, using modern computers and precise fabrications techniques...and in possession of the EXACT specifications of an atomic bomb, will take FIVE years to do what WE did in 3 years during World War II. 3 years using #2 pencils...and having to invent everything from scratch!!
Babs message is the message of the Left: "go to sleep...sleep...all is well...there is no threat...sleep"
15. Posted by Justrand | September 8, 2006 6:27 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 18:27
16. Posted by Capitalist Infidel | September 8, 2006 6:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm curious, where would these far left wing fanatics fight the terrorists? I've never heard any of them state where they would fight them. Oh, and if it's not too much, what part of the war on terror do you agree with? We know you're against tracking terrorists phone calls, you're against tracking their money, you're against all forms of interrogation, youi're against profiling. How exactly would you fight this war?
16. Posted by Capitalist Infidel | September 8, 2006 6:54 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 18:54
17. Posted by Proud kaffir | September 8, 2006 7:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How could a group of ragtag street thugs lead by a short, ill-tempered, failure of an architect ever threaten the world?
In actuality, both OBL and Hitler have laid their plans out for the world to see. OBL actually has an easier path to world conquest than Hitler ever did.
OBL plans to overthrow governments in all Muslim-majority countries and unite them under a single Caliphate, from where he will subjugate the West to form a world Caliphate. As OBL has repeatedly stated, the Muslims hold a strong advantage in that they can control vast oil resources and have four times as many men of military age as the aging and demoralized west. He doesn't even think it will be much of a contest.
The hard part will be taking over the Muslim countries since the US would never allow an al-Qaeda-linked group to take over a country with vast oil resources . That's where 9/11 came in. He doesn't think the West has much of a stomach for blood and hopes to drain the US of it's will to fight. Once the US is out of the Middle East, the Caliphate can be resotred and eventually consume the world.
17. Posted by Proud kaffir | September 8, 2006 7:11 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 19:11
18. Posted by mattyd | September 8, 2006 7:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, Islamo-fascists are so frightening!
Annual U.S. deaths from Islamo-fascism = 500 (est.)
Annual U.S. deaths from Alzheimer's - 66,000.
Oh, please, right-wingers, save us from the globally ostracized, fractured minority of a 1,400 year-old religion! Because we Americans are so weak and vulnerable. We only spend on defense as much as the rest of the world combined. Protect us right-wingers, protect us!
18. Posted by mattyd | September 8, 2006 7:37 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 19:37
19. Posted by Baggi | September 8, 2006 9:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Dennis Prager, i'm more interested in clarity than agreement.
Those who disagree with the Bush Administration and comment on this blog have made their position very clear.
Who do you think these folks are going to be voting for, Democrats or Republicans? Why?
Their comments ought to make the choice very clear for this November.
19. Posted by Baggi | September 8, 2006 9:16 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 21:16
20. Posted by Bob Jones | September 8, 2006 9:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's OK muirgeo. Keep putting your head in the sand. They'll be coming for people like you first.
Who will be the easiest first? Bed wetting, liberal, anti-gun asshats who will still be asking "why do they hate us?" while their throats get cut from ear to ear. F'ing clueless.
20. Posted by Bob Jones | September 8, 2006 9:29 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 21:29
21. Posted by mattyd | September 8, 2006 9:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Re: Baggi: Their comments ought to make the choice very clear for this November.
Here are some other comments that might help make the choice clear in November:
"I don't know where Bin Laden is and, frankly, I don't think about it much."
"We know where the weapons are. They're in Baghdad, Tikrit..."
"It could take six days, six weeks - I doubt six months"
"Mission accomplished"
"I think we're in the last throws of the insurgency"
and... just for fun...
"I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees"
Cheers!
21. Posted by mattyd | September 8, 2006 9:41 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 21:41
22. Posted by mattyd | September 8, 2006 9:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bob Jones - why are you so frightened? Don't you trust the greatest military on earth?
22. Posted by mattyd | September 8, 2006 9:46 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 21:46
23. Posted by BarneyG2000 | September 8, 2006 10:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
matt, you forget (among thousands) "It's hard putting food on a family."
23. Posted by BarneyG2000 | September 8, 2006 10:12 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 22:12
24. Posted by Pro Cynic | September 8, 2006 11:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They can beat you with 13th century technology if you refuse to fight them, which is exactly what muirgeo is advocating.
24. Posted by Pro Cynic | September 8, 2006 11:14 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 23:14
25. Posted by mattyd | September 8, 2006 11:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barney - that's a good one! But I prefer to focus on Bush's idiotic policy statements than just his idiotic slips of the tongue. The latter are a forgivable general stupidity. But the former are more indicative of his lack of character, competence and insight.
25. Posted by mattyd | September 8, 2006 11:29 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 23:29
26. Posted by mattyd | September 8, 2006 11:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pro Cynic - I disagree.
Muirgeo isn't saying not to fight. He's saying not to fight from a position of fear and stupidity, i.e. like Bush. Rather, we should fight from a position of strength, courage and intelligence - like FDR.
26. Posted by mattyd | September 8, 2006 11:38 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 23:38
27. Posted by jhow66 | September 8, 2006 11:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey "alfalfa" you are right -I am a asshole but my is where it suppose to be not like yours that is right under your nose that has a "brown" ring around it.
To "barneygoogle"-if I remember right old Zarqueerie had "relations" with a big old bomb that gave him a real bang.
"mun-go" & mattieyard" can't fight anyone-they can't get off their knees long enough.
27. Posted by jhow66 | September 8, 2006 11:49 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 23:49
28. Posted by Lee | September 8, 2006 11:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looks like jhow is even more drunk than usual.
I'm pissed that no one told me with was "beat the crap out of conservatives" day at Whizbang -- sorry i missed the fun.
28. Posted by Lee | September 8, 2006 11:58 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2006 23:58
29. Posted by Lee | September 9, 2006 12:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, and in case you missed it --
Yeah, "imagine" it because it isn't true - it was just another fat lie from the fat-head conservatives in Washington.
29. Posted by Lee | September 9, 2006 12:03 AM |
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Posted on September 9, 2006 00:03
30. Posted by Darleen | September 9, 2006 1:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Goodness! Look at all the pro-Saddamites littering this thread with their Left cult talking points!
30. Posted by Darleen | September 9, 2006 1:51 AM |
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Posted on September 9, 2006 01:51
31. Posted by scooterlibby | September 9, 2006 2:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
re: Goodness! Look at all the pro-Saddamites littering this thread with their Left cult talking points!
Darleen - impressive demagoguery!
It has a certain George Wallace or Joseph McCarthy-ish zealousness without facts. And just a hint of Hitler-esque pseudo-religious moral posturing to demonize your opponent.
Well done.
See, lefties can do demagoguery too. It’s fun!
31. Posted by scooterlibby | September 9, 2006 2:41 AM |
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Posted on September 9, 2006 02:41
32. Posted by muirgeo | September 9, 2006 2:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You all keep telling me they attacked us with box cutters.......NO THEY DID NOT!. Iraq had NOTHING to do with 9/11, NOTHING to do with Al Queda and NOTHING in the form of WMD.
Iraq distracted us from Afghanistan and has empowered Iran and weakened us and spread us thin. Hope like hell President Gen. Pervez Musharraf of Pakistan doesn't take a bullet to the head any day now because that country has a whole lot of hornets that now really hate us and they DO have the bomb..right NOW.
The war on terror will NOT be won with bombing campaigns. It will be won with intel and diplomacy and alternative fuels.
Egypt vs Israel settled with diplomacy
Jordan and Israel....same
Libya and the US .....same
more examples abound.....and many abound of endless war back and forth when people refuse to even try diplomacy.
I picture you guys walking through the woods and when you see a hornets nest near the path ahead you immediately run up to it and start hitting it with your walking stick.
Me I just take a short detour through the woods and everything's fine.
32. Posted by muirgeo | September 9, 2006 2:43 AM |
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Posted on September 9, 2006 02:43
33. Posted by mantis | September 9, 2006 2:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
But a bunch of those hornets (well, completely different hornets, but still hornets) are plotting to take over the world and install a hornofascist empire! You can ignore it and wait for your doom, or beat the hell out of that nest now, fighting them at the tree so you don't have to fight them in the driveway. Sure beating the nest will cause all of the hornets to attack you, but you'll kill some of them. Just keep repeating to yourself, I'm winning...I'm winning, and don't you dare leave the area. Ever.
33. Posted by mantis | September 9, 2006 2:54 AM |
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Posted on September 9, 2006 02:54
34. Posted by Pro Cynic | September 9, 2006 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mattyd,
Nice meaningless platitudes. Explain how.
34. Posted by Pro Cynic | September 9, 2006 11:26 AM |
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Posted on September 9, 2006 11:26
35. Posted by Pro Cynic | September 9, 2006 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Um, muirgeo.
1. US-Libya was settled withdiplomacy because Libya was scared of us -- because of what we did to Saddam.
2. Your assertion that Saddam had "NOTHING" to do with al Qaida is flat out wrong. They had relations dating back to at least the mid-1990s. Abu Musab al Zarqawi's presence in Iraq pre-dated the US invasion. To believe that Saddam Hussein had extensive ties to every major terrorist group in the Middle east (by his own admission) except for al Qaida is absurd.
3. Your assertion that Iraq had "NOTHING" in the form of WMD is similarly absurd. Aside from the 700 shells we did find, Saddam had the implements to manufacture many,m any more very quickly. Or do you think all the pesticide found in camouflaged bunkers in the desert was just because of an insect problem?
4. Tell me, how effective has diplomacy been on Iran?
35. Posted by Pro Cynic | September 9, 2006 11:32 AM |
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Posted on September 9, 2006 11:32
36. Posted by Darleen | September 9, 2006 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Egypt vs Israel settled with diplomacy
Unfuckingbelievable!!!
Were you dropped on your head as a child, or did publik skool teach you social studies instead of history?
It was only settled with diplomacy after Israel kicked Egypts ass in the 1967 Six Day war and occupied the whole Sinai ..... AND it was Anwar Sadat (not Jhimmi Quisling Carter) who made the first moves to open negotiations and that was only after Sadat's ass was kicked in the 1973 Yom Kippur war..which he STARTED along with Syria trying to recapture the Sinai (when Israel started pushing into Egypt, suddenly Egypt wanted a "cease fire" demanded through their Soviet allies -- sounds a lot like Hezbollah's unilateral attack on Israel, eh?).
36. Posted by Darleen | September 9, 2006 11:33 AM |
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Posted on September 9, 2006 11:33
37. Posted by Darleen | September 9, 2006 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)