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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: September 15, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Cast member Natalie Maines (C) gestures, as co-stars Martie Maguire (L) and Emily Robison watch at a news conference for the documentary 'Dixie Chicks: Shut Up and Sing' during the 31st Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto September 13, 2006. (Mario Anzuoni/Reuters)


Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Previous winners here and here. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (95)

If I only had a brain.... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Lorie Byrd | September 15, 2006 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lorie Byrd:

If I only had a brain.

1. Posted by Lorie Byrd | September 15, 2006 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 08:08

I-am a stupid F--k!... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by G | September 15, 2006 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
G:

I-am a stupid F--k!

2. Posted by G | September 15, 2006 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 08:13

Since we're getting kind of... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by KP | September 15, 2006 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KP:

Since we're getting kind of old and fat, we're officially changing our names to the Dixie Hens.

3. Posted by KP | September 15, 2006 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 08:18

So what if we not packing t... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by G | September 15, 2006 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
G:

So what if we not packing them in and we're loosing money and album sales. I know a stoopid F#%* when I see em!

4. Posted by G | September 15, 2006 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 08:18

"Our new, cool-fans-who-get... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 15, 2006 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Our new, cool-fans-who-get-it list is this long now!"

5. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 15, 2006 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 08:22

Stay tuned for the new Moon... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 15, 2006 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Stay tuned for the new Moonbat Network show -- The Spew

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 15, 2006 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 08:22

Emily (the brunette): Oh, G... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Strick | September 15, 2006 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Strick:

Emily (the brunette): Oh, God. Is she ever going to shut up?

7. Posted by Strick | September 15, 2006 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 08:22

Oh Great, here she goes aga... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by spypeach | September 15, 2006 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spypeach:

Oh Great, here she goes again. Why does she always have to talk about how big her turds are?

8. Posted by spypeach | September 15, 2006 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 08:25

daddy's wasn't that big, bu... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by christopher aland | September 15, 2006 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
christopher aland:

daddy's wasn't that big, but uncle ned, you should have seen the size of him, whoo-eee

9. Posted by christopher aland | September 15, 2006 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 08:30

It worked for Sharon Stone'... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Taf | September 15, 2006 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taf:

It worked for Sharon Stone's career. What have I got to lose!

10. Posted by Taf | September 15, 2006 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 08:31

Dixie Shit Natalie Maines r... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Norm | September 15, 2006 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

Dixie Shit Natalie Maines reveals that their Wide Open Spaces song was written based on the emptiness between her ears.

11. Posted by Norm | September 15, 2006 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 08:51

This one time, at band camp... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Howie Felterbush | September 15, 2006 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Howie Felterbush:

This one time, at band camp.....

.... and the flute was this long.

12. Posted by Howie Felterbush | September 15, 2006 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 08:52

The Dixie Chicks thank all ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Roger Fraley | September 15, 2006 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

The Dixie Chicks thank all 37 of their die-hard fans for attending the new a cappella format concert tour.

13. Posted by Roger Fraley | September 15, 2006 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 09:02

Today on the Jerry Springer... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by SurfinKC | September 15, 2006 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SurfinKC:

Today on the Jerry Springer show, will talk with three women who are all married to the same bad idea.

14. Posted by SurfinKC | September 15, 2006 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 09:13

"You know, I never meant th... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by JimK | September 15, 2006 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

"You know, I never meant the name to have that X in the middle. I'm just saying it was supposed to be a C and a K. Stupid NASCAR-loving fascist fanbase...the record company made us change it."

15. Posted by JimK | September 15, 2006 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 09:17

3 women who count their mon... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by MyPetGloat | September 15, 2006 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MyPetGloat:

3 women who count their money while Wizbang pouts.

16. Posted by MyPetGloat | September 15, 2006 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 09:29

BDS meets PMS.... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by FreakyBoy | September 15, 2006 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

BDS meets PMS.

17. Posted by FreakyBoy | September 15, 2006 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 09:31

My Mouth? It is this big. ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by billburz | September 15, 2006 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

My Mouth? It is this big. My Brain? It is as closed as my legs!

18. Posted by billburz | September 15, 2006 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 09:38

Welcome to The Dating Game!... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Steve | September 15, 2006 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve:

Welcome to The Dating Game!!! Today we have Three Scum Sucking Liberal Whine Bags for the Bachelors to question. Hey, Where did the Bachelors go??? OOOOPS!!

19. Posted by Steve | September 15, 2006 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 09:42

We are the PIXIE PIGS.... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by jhow66 | September 15, 2006 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jhow66:

We are the PIXIE PIGS.

20. Posted by jhow66 | September 15, 2006 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 09:55

"So now listen to this, the... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by FreakyBoy | September 15, 2006 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

"So now listen to this, then the G-damn doc tells me it's some f-ed up thing called Tourette's Disorder. Which sh*t, I reckon from the name, it's a di-sease young women can catch if their band tours France or Europe or even here on the continent of Canadia. Ain't that a motherf-er?"

21. Posted by FreakyBoy | September 15, 2006 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 10:01

I a move to regain their fa... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 15, 2006 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

I a move to regain their fading popularity, the Dixie Chix that they "Loved Bush, supported the war in Iraq and just wish that all the slack mouthed, cousin marrying, moronic country fans would just give them another chance.

22. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 15, 2006 10:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 10:03

ABC's newest addition to th... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Matt | September 15, 2006 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

ABC's newest addition to the VIEW.

23. Posted by Matt | September 15, 2006 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 10:04

Making a mockery of their o... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 15, 2006 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Making a mockery of their own tour, the Dixie Chicks refused to just "Shut up and sing". Most of their former fans would be happy if they would just "Shut up".

24. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 15, 2006 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 10:05

The New View... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by boris1 | September 15, 2006 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
boris1:

The New View

25. Posted by boris1 | September 15, 2006 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 10:07

You want me to spread my le... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Justrand | September 15, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Justrand:

You want me to spread my legs THIS wide...right NOW? Oh, OK!

26. Posted by Justrand | September 15, 2006 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 10:10

The Toronto International F... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 15, 2006 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

The Toronto International Film Festival was pleased to present a balanced political presentation that represented the right, center and left positions of the democratic party. The right wing democratic party position was Bush was a moronic boob who was too stupid to be truly evil. The moderate democratic position was that Bush was truly evil but to incompetent to do anything not approved by his puppet masters. The left wing view was that Bush personally planted the explosives in the World Trade Center and his plot to control the world has only so far been averted by the judicious use of tinfoil.

27. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 15, 2006 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 10:11

Cock puppets!... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by 914 | September 15, 2006 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Cock puppets!

28. Posted by 914 | September 15, 2006 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 10:19

By no longer catering to th... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by FormerHostage | September 15, 2006 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

By no longer catering to those hicks we've actually made ourselves more available to our new fans...for like...birthday parties or mall openings...anything that pays.

29. Posted by FormerHostage | September 15, 2006 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 10:31

I don't know about all that... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Timmer | September 15, 2006 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

I don't know about all that talk about "drop in sales," our album was Number 3 on iTunes last week and if we can make money without touring the "red states" then cool...I was more of a punk rocker anyway.

30. Posted by Timmer | September 15, 2006 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 10:31

After reviewing the tape, t... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by FormerHostage | September 15, 2006 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

After reviewing the tape, technicians determined that the loud sucking sound was not actually produced by the opening of Ms Maines mouth but instead was the sound of their career heading south right after she began to speak.

31. Posted by FormerHostage | September 15, 2006 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 10:33

The Dixie Chicks discuss th... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by FormerHostage | September 15, 2006 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

The Dixie Chicks discuss their new "Would You Like Fries With That" tour where they'll be opening for Sinead O'Connor with George Michaels.

32. Posted by FormerHostage | September 15, 2006 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 10:38

Were so punctional and func... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by 914 | September 15, 2006 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Were so punctional and functional it makes My mind quiver.

33. Posted by 914 | September 15, 2006 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 10:41

"Hey Canada, what's with th... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Tango | September 15, 2006 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

"Hey Canada, what's with that big, stupid-looking leaf on your flag?"

34. Posted by Tango | September 15, 2006 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 10:46

"Uh! Color me stupid, but, ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by jab | September 15, 2006 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jab:

"Uh! Color me stupid, but, what was i talking about?"

35. Posted by jab | September 15, 2006 10:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 10:55

NOTE: a "Coffee Spew" alert... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Justrand | September 15, 2006 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Justrand:

NOTE: a "Coffee Spew" alert should have been issued for FreakyBoy's post above!! I had a mouthful and damn near drenched my entire desk!! Worth scrolling up for if you missed it!

now back to the caption contest...

36. Posted by Justrand | September 15, 2006 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 11:03

Well I don't know why I ... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Jenna | September 15, 2006 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jenna:

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

37. Posted by Jenna | September 15, 2006 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 11:03

I pledge allegiance to the ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by 914 | September 15, 2006 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United states of Europe
And to the republic for which I stand
One nation under Kofi, with bribery and injustice for all

38. Posted by 914 | September 15, 2006 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 11:04

And I trust Kevin about thi... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Weegie | September 15, 2006 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

And I trust Kevin about this far to actually have the winner announced on Sunday.

39. Posted by Weegie | September 15, 2006 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 11:05

Bob Ney is like sooooooooo ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by PJF | September 15, 2006 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PJF:

Bob Ney is like sooooooooo guilty. Dick Cheney is next or I am not a Dixie Chick! ;)

http://patrickjfitzgerald.blogspot.com

40. Posted by PJF | September 15, 2006 11:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 11:09

Beyond this point here ther... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by JaySwash | September 15, 2006 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JaySwash:

Beyond this point here there be dragons...

41. Posted by JaySwash | September 15, 2006 11:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 11:11

Preppy, Sleazy and Unhinged... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by 914 | September 15, 2006 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Preppy, Sleazy and Unhinged.

42. Posted by 914 | September 15, 2006 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 11:21

B.D.O.A.... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by 914 | September 15, 2006 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

B.D.O.A.

43. Posted by 914 | September 15, 2006 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 11:27

And it was this LONG... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by richard jefferson | September 15, 2006 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
richard jefferson:

And it was this LONG

44. Posted by richard jefferson | September 15, 2006 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 11:31

And if you think I'M a nutc... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Scott | September 15, 2006 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott:

And if you think I'M a nutcase, get a couple of drinks in these two and... WOW

45. Posted by Scott | September 15, 2006 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 11:47

"When we think of artists t... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Just a Patent Attorney | September 15, 2006 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just a Patent Attorney:

"When we think of artists that have made a significant impact, but in a brief period of time [holds hands apart to indicate a short time], I am reminded of that great poet laureate who sang:

'To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal, light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle'

That's really at the heart of what the Dixie Chicks is all about - want country, you got it; want soft vomit inducing pop, you got it; want rap, you got it. We're everything to nobody. Just don't call it 'a comeback', sucka."

46. Posted by Just a Patent Attorney | September 15, 2006 11:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 11:58

OMG. If that Zen guy would ... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Jeff | September 15, 2006 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

OMG. If that Zen guy would come to one of our concerts, he would learn what the sound is of one hand clapping.

47. Posted by Jeff | September 15, 2006 12:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 12:08

Ok, so maybe I don't know a... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Steven L. | September 15, 2006 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steven L.:

Ok, so maybe I don't know about [airquotes] "politics," or read up on [airquote]"foreign countries," or have an [airquotes] "education," but I take my responsibilities as a country singer seriously, and none of that will stop me from telling other people how to react to news. I mean, educating them.

48. Posted by Steven L. | September 15, 2006 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 12:29

Revelation According MunDan... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by MunDane | September 15, 2006 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MunDane:

Revelation According MunDane 33:14-17
(14)Lo, I opened my eyes and The Three Horsemen of the Undistinguished appeared. (15)To one was given the power of boredom, and cause slumber to fall on the afflicted. (16)To the second was given the power of outrageous speech, which did arouse People but for a brief period of time, as the People, they had heard it all before. (17)To the third was give the power of indifference, which did cause the People to go and seek another fad to follow.

49. Posted by MunDane | September 15, 2006 12:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 12:35

The daughters of the Three ... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Will Traynor | September 15, 2006 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Will Traynor:

The daughters of the Three Stooges carry on their fathers' legacy.

50. Posted by Will Traynor | September 15, 2006 1:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 13:04

"I once opened my mouth...a... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 15, 2006 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"I once opened my mouth...ahhh...about this wide."

51. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 15, 2006 1:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 13:10

Chicken Little And "The Sky... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by mellow mel | September 15, 2006 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mellow mel:

Chicken Little And "The Sky Has Fallen Singers."

52. Posted by mellow mel | September 15, 2006 1:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 13:13

"Y'all see, my real mistake... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Nihilistic_Disintegration | September 15, 2006 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nihilistic_Disintegration:

"Y'all see, my real mistake was thinking that inbred backward-assed redneck country fans who lap up that Toby Keith 'I love America' bullsh*t actually believed in the First Amendment. Gosh, y'all can imagine my surprise when I found out they're just a bunch of closed-minded boot-stomping gravy-chugging flag-waving retards. My bad."

53. Posted by Nihilistic_Disintegration | September 15, 2006 1:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 13:16

Maines Announces Choice of ... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Todd | September 15, 2006 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Todd:

Maines Announces Choice of Halloween Costume as 'French Maid'

(or is that french-made)

54. Posted by Todd | September 15, 2006 1:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 13:27

Actually my penis was... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by heymike | September 15, 2006 1:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
heymike:

Actually my penis was this long but of course that was before the surgery.

55. Posted by heymike | September 15, 2006 1:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 13:30

Well, if y'all think it sme... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by OneDrummer | September 15, 2006 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Well, if y'all think it smells like fish now, y'all gotta check out our tour bus!! This ain't nothin'!

56. Posted by OneDrummer | September 15, 2006 1:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 13:32

"Damn, y'all, when I exerci... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 15, 2006 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Damn, y'all, when I exercised my First Amendment rights I didn't think that gave you the right to do it too! My bad..."

57. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 15, 2006 1:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 13:34

Stupid Girl(s)... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 15, 2006 1:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Stupid Girl(s)

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Posted on September 15, 2006 13:40

And that's how Ann Coulter ... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by CayuteKitt | September 15, 2006 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CayuteKitt:

And that's how Ann Coulter pulled a "Sharon Stone"!

59. Posted by CayuteKitt | September 15, 2006 1:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 13:46

The Dixie Chicks leave Amer... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Faith+1 | September 15, 2006 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

The Dixie Chicks leave America, tour France and participate in a left wing talk show--simultaneously raising the average IQ of all three locations.

60. Posted by Faith+1 | September 15, 2006 1:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 13:53

"...and we'll call our next... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Faith+1 | September 15, 2006 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

"...and we'll call our next album The Aristocrats"

61. Posted by Faith+1 | September 15, 2006 1:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 13:54

"Maybe I am dumber than a b... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 15, 2006 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Maybe I am dumber than a box of rocks, but like, the box is *this* big!"

62. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 15, 2006 1:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 13:54

"We've decided to change ou... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Eric | September 15, 2006 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

"We've decided to change our name from the Dixie Chicks to the Yankee Yutz"*


* Yutz: This is from the Yiddish, it means ditz, clutz, dumkoft, ninny, nincompoop, socially incompetant boob, twit, dumbass.

63. Posted by Eric | September 15, 2006 1:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 13:59

Wide Open SpacesI ... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Norm F. | September 15, 2006 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm F.:

Wide Open Spaces

I don’t know what I'm talking about
After I left home, I always struck out
To find a brain and a life of my own
My head’s in the clouds, cause I’m always stoned

Many precede and many will follow
This young girl's dream is still hollow
It takes the shape of a left nutfest
But what it holds for her, she hasn't yet guessed

[Chorus:]
She has wide open spaces
Between her ears – it’s a big mistake
She needs new brain cells
She thinks that telling lies sells

She traveled down this road as a child
Wide eyed and grinning, she never tired
But now she won't be coming back with the rest
If these are life's lessons, she'll take this test

As her folks drive away, her dad yells, "It’s all about oil!"
Mom stares out the window and says, "You’re an idiot girl"
She said, "It didn't seem like that long ago"
When she stood there and let her own bias show

[Chorus:]
She has wide open spaces
Between her ears – it’s a big mistake
She needs new brain cells
She thinks that telling lies sells

64. Posted by Norm F. | September 15, 2006 2:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 14:23

"I'll badmouth the Presiden... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Sister Toldjah | September 15, 2006 3:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sister Toldjah:

"I'll badmouth the President in whatever country I want to but I'm too CHICKen to do so in my own."

65. Posted by Sister Toldjah | September 15, 2006 3:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 15:05

"I can't believe we let Nat... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Erin | September 15, 2006 3:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Erin:

"I can't believe we let Natalie "Satan's angel" take us down" Our souls are dying:)

66. Posted by Erin | September 15, 2006 3:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 15:12

The Three Chix From the Hix... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by johnmc | September 15, 2006 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
johnmc:

The Three Chix From the Hix: Just Shut Up!

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Posted on September 15, 2006 16:10

"Three blind mice! Three bl... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by tarheelcon | September 15, 2006 4:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tarheelcon:

"Three blind mice! Three blind mice!"

68. Posted by tarheelcon | September 15, 2006 4:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 16:12

"I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Eric | September 15, 2006 4:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

"I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!"

69. Posted by Eric | September 15, 2006 4:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 16:19

Chicks nix hick tix!<... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Jason | September 15, 2006 4:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

Chicks nix hick tix!

http://www.usatoday.com/life/music/news/2006-08-07-dixie-chicks_x.htm

70. Posted by Jason | September 15, 2006 4:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 16:42

The Dixie Chicks now unders... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by GOP and College | September 15, 2006 6:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GOP and College:

The Dixie Chicks now understand how it feels to have your career ruined by one person.

71. Posted by GOP and College | September 15, 2006 6:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 18:08

I got sumpin' to say and, d... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Clay | September 15, 2006 7:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clay:

I got sumpin' to say and, darnit, ya'll just gotta listen.

72. Posted by Clay | September 15, 2006 7:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 19:41

3 blind mice aptly named ... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by retired military | September 15, 2006 7:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

3 blind mice aptly named dumb stupid and clueless.

73. Posted by retired military | September 15, 2006 7:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 19:52

Shit, Stink, and The Fly.</... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Faith+1 | September 15, 2006 9:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Shit, Stink, and The Fly.

74. Posted by Faith+1 | September 15, 2006 9:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 21:33

"Today on our show, we cont... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by John F Not Kerry | September 15, 2006 10:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John F Not Kerry:

"Today on our show, we continue the controversial practice of posting the guests' IQ's on the wall behind them."

75. Posted by John F Not Kerry | September 15, 2006 10:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 22:17

"...and so Nancy Pelosi was... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by c | September 15, 2006 11:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
c:

"...and so Nancy Pelosi was all: 'Wal-Mart doesn't care about the middle class' and pissin' all over them and I'm thinkin' to myself: sheeyut girl, that don't sound like a very smart political strategy for the Democrats.

I mean runnin' down something that's real popular with your fan base; is that smart marketin' ?

76. Posted by c | September 15, 2006 11:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 15, 2006 23:09

"We've had a career this lo... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | September 16, 2006 12:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arcticman Speaks!:

"We've had a career this long! That doesn't look like much y'all, but y'all break it down in to tiny little micro-whatevers.... and you get a whooooole laaattta career y'all.....yeeeeehaaaawwww!!!!!

77. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | September 16, 2006 12:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2006 00:50

"Maybe if I cross my finger... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Kevin | September 16, 2006 4:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

"Maybe if I cross my fingers AND my legs this time.... people are'nt going to think I'm stupid for what I am about to say"

78. Posted by Kevin | September 16, 2006 4:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2006 04:24

So Dorothy and the Tinwench... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 16, 2006 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

So Dorothy and the Tinwench here tell the Wizard I was there for, like, a brain, but I told him I'd be happier with a life-like rubber phallus about so long...

79. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 16, 2006 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2006 08:36

Our publicist told me to ke... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 16, 2006 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Our publicist told me to keep my legs tightly crossed lest I continue talking out of my ass.

80. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 16, 2006 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2006 08:41

Oh sure, bashing the presid... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 16, 2006 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Oh sure, bashing the president may have cost us our loyal fans in America but our following in Tehran and Pyongyang has never been stronger.

81. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 16, 2006 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2006 08:47

Don't let my bandmates' bod... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 16, 2006 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Don't let my bandmates' body language fool you, they simply adore it when I shoot off my big, fat yap.

82. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 16, 2006 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2006 08:52

An excerpt from the yet-to-... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Dodo David | September 16, 2006 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

An excerpt from the yet-to-be-published 2008 Edition of The Guinness Book of World Records:

"The Dixie Chicks became the biggest failures in the entertainment industry when they turned their concerts into the on-stage version of Air America. The new concert format was so bad that not even Al Franken would buy a concert ticket."

83. Posted by Dodo David | September 16, 2006 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2006 08:56

We never felt like excercis... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 16, 2006 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

We never felt like excercising our First Amendment rights would affect our ability to sell records, because when you want off-key caterwalling where else are you going to go?

84. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 16, 2006 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2006 08:57

Like, the "right" [quote ge... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Spike | September 16, 2006 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Like, the "right" [quote gesture] to be heard is right there in the Bill of the Constitution. So, like, if you're not smart enough to know that, you don't have to.

85. Posted by Spike | September 16, 2006 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2006 09:49

I've pissed off half the co... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 16, 2006 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I've pissed off half the country and flushed our careers down the toilet by bashing President Bush. What else does a girl have to do to get asked on a date by Keith Olbermann? Have a dick this big?

86. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 16, 2006 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2006 10:14

This is where my MUTE butto... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by epador | September 16, 2006 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

This is where my MUTE button comes in handy.

87. Posted by epador | September 16, 2006 10:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2006 10:21

And now we present the CBS ... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by retired military | September 16, 2006 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

And now we present the CBS Movie of the Week

Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer

88. Posted by retired military | September 16, 2006 11:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2006 11:42

"I am the dick in Dixie Chi... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by La Mano | September 16, 2006 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

"I am the dick in Dixie Chicks."

89. Posted by La Mano | September 16, 2006 11:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2006 11:46

Still <a href="http://www.m... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Porkopolis | September 16, 2006 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Still 'Not Ready to Make Nice'

90. Posted by Porkopolis | September 16, 2006 12:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2006 12:17

Natalie had scarcely finish... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Cowboy Blob | September 16, 2006 10:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cowboy Blob:

Natalie had scarcely finished referring to Reba McIntire's talent in "scare quotes" when the set and the Dixie Chicks were flattened by a dozen monster trucks, two Hummers, and a road-grader.

The Music City News gave the performance four stars.

91. Posted by Cowboy Blob | September 16, 2006 10:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2006 22:43

Maine cocktails with Natali... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by 914 | September 17, 2006 1:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Maine cocktails with Natalie..

92. Posted by 914 | September 17, 2006 1:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 17, 2006 01:46

The Maine in Spain stays mo... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by 914 | September 17, 2006 1:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

The Maine in Spain stays mostly on the wang..

93. Posted by 914 | September 17, 2006 1:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 17, 2006 01:50

Dumb & Dumber & Dumberer</p... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Peter F. | September 17, 2006 6:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Dumb & Dumber & Dumberer

94. Posted by Peter F. | September 17, 2006 6:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 17, 2006 18:00

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Kevin | September 18, 2006 2:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Previous winners here and here. The contest is now closed.

95. Posted by Kevin | September 18, 2006 2:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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