This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit, unlike the latest from our the subjects of the contest. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:
1) (FormerHostage) - "The Dixie Chicks discuss their new "Would You Like Fries With That" tour where they'll be opening for Sinead O'Connor with George Michaels."
2) (FreakyBoy) - "So now listen to this, then the G-damn doc tells me it's some f-ed up thing called Tourette's Disorder. Which sh*t, I reckon from the name, it's a di-sease young women can catch if their band tours France or Europe or even here on the continent of Canadia. Ain't that a motherf-er?"
3) (SurfinKC) - "Today on the Jerry Springer show, will talk with three women who are all married to the same bad idea."
Honorable Mention
4) (La Mano) - "I am the dick in Dixie Chicks."
5) (Strick) - "Emily (the brunette): Oh, God. Is she ever going to shut up?"
6) (epador) - "This is where my MUTE button comes in handy."
The Most Believable Caption Award goes to:
(Baron Von Ottomatic) - "Don't let my bandmates' body language fool you, they simply adore it when I shoot off my big, fat yap."
Until next Friday...



Comments (5)
Thanks Kevin.But e... (Below threshold)1. Posted by FreakyBoy | September 18, 2006 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks Kevin.
But even the honor of a #2 and a #5 on the same day won't mitigate my sadness that OU was robbed (twice) by Pac-10 officials during the Oregon game.
Can a guy boycott lumber?
1. Posted by FreakyBoy | September 18, 2006 9:33 AM |
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Posted on September 18, 2006 09:33
2. Posted by Gianni | September 18, 2006 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rosie boycotts wood, no?
2. Posted by Gianni | September 18, 2006 11:35 AM |
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Posted on September 18, 2006 11:35
3. Posted by Gayle Miller | September 18, 2006 2:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Witless Wonders!
3. Posted by Gayle Miller | September 18, 2006 2:50 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2006 14:50
4. Posted by Gayle Miller | September 18, 2006 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Incidentally - the same term could be applied to Rosie and Giani, very very witty retort!
Meanwhile, my alma mater is #1 in the national standings - again! And yes, I do mean to gloat! Especially have the Cleveland Browns embarrassed themselves yesterday!
4. Posted by Gayle Miller | September 18, 2006 2:52 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2006 14:52
5. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 18, 2006 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gayle:
Go BUCKS!
...and...
The Bengals didn't embarrass themselves. WHO DEY!
5. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 18, 2006 3:24 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2006 15:24