Here in New Hampshire, we finally found out the answer to one of life's troubling questions:
What happens when an idiot with way too much time on his hands runs into a petty official with nothing better to do with himself?
The answer is, apparently, "relief for a slow news day."
Update: The paper's apparently pulled the story. It was about a guy protesting the IRS in Nashua who got into an argument with a Homeland Security guy who was trying to give the protester a citation.