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This is Just Too Weird

According to Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini, Muslim men are not allowed to masturbate during Ramadan:

Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.

But it's ok to do it accidentally?


Comments (17)

ROTFLMAO... (Below threshold)
jhow66:

ROTFLMAO

God I hope so.Whoo... (Below threshold)
MikeSC:

God I hope so.

Whoops!
-=Mike

Hey, stuff happens. Even d... (Below threshold)

Hey, stuff happens. Even during Ramadan.

All those young Iranian men, marching together, shirtless, whipping themselves to draw blood . . . wishing they were in San Francisco instead of Teheran . . .

Well since wingnuts are ma... (Below threshold)
Hugh:

Well since wingnuts are many times daily practitioners of mental masturbation I say please start fasting. Now listen up righties....that was just a little joke and a test to see how many of you read beyond the first sentence.

The goats are wearing diape... (Below threshold)
USMC Pilot:

The goats are wearing diapers, we can't jerk it, let's go blow someone up!

Hugh:

I applaud your attempt at humor, even if it wasn't funny.

They did subsequently state... (Below threshold)
hermie:

They did subsequently state that to make up for this violation, they should stone to death the nearest female, who surely caused them to invalidate their fast.

My question is this: Why ev... (Below threshold)
John F Not Kerry:

My question is this: Why even bring it up? Did Khamanei, as a youth, practice self abuse, and know that young Iranians would do the same? If they're not allowed to whack off, the terrorists will have won. Oh, wait. I guess that was the point anyway.

I clicked the link, and fou... (Below threshold)
John F Not Kerry:

I clicked the link, and found that it mentioned nothing about women...um...helping themselves. On top of that (no pun intended), it said this question arose on a question and answer website. If I were the guy who asked the question (and I wasn't), I would make sure that it wasn't from a computer that could be traced to me.

Sheesh! And people think us right-wing Christianists were obsessed with not having sex! Although you couldn't necessarily tell that from all the babies we make!

"Honestly Imam! I was havin... (Below threshold)

"Honestly Imam! I was having to nail a board to the house and could not find a hammer. I thought my use of whatever came to hand would be acceptable. I was only trying to drive a nail! Honestly Imam!"

How about, "I was just poli... (Below threshold)
smartguy:

How about, "I was just polishing it, and suddenly it went off"

So now they are NOT allowed... (Below threshold)
LJD:

So now they are NOT allowed to 'abuse the hostage'?

Khameini is from the Lewins... (Below threshold)
Mitchell:

Khameini is from the Lewinsky school of nonsex.

So if it negates the fast, ... (Below threshold)

So if it negates the fast, then you might as well eat...

So if you see a muslim eating during ramadan, well, that's the muslimm version of, "I'm out!"

USMCThanks. You're... (Below threshold)
Hugh:

USMC

Thanks. You're actually beginng to like me a little aren't ya?

Hugh

. . . more circus acts fro... (Below threshold)
Lugnut:

. . . more circus acts from the Religion of Peace (a.k.a. The Religion of Perpetual Outrage).

Khameini, a thousand splooge wads on your head diaper, you whack (off) job. What a putz.

Deliberate masturbation ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid...

So what do you do? Start Ramadan over?

And exactly how does jerking off render it "invalid". Well i suppose if you swallowed...protein is protein I suppose...

Sorry to go there, but sheesh! LOL

I'm renouncing Islam I refu... (Below threshold)
ChicaTibu:

I'm renouncing Islam I refuse to go a month without sex.




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