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According to Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini, Muslim men are not allowed to masturbate during Ramadan:
Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.
But it's ok to do it accidentally?
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Comments (17)
ROTFLMAO... (Below threshold)1. Posted by jhow66 | October 4, 2006 11:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ROTFLMAO
1. Posted by jhow66 | October 4, 2006 11:28 PM |
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Posted on October 4, 2006 23:28
2. Posted by MikeSC | October 4, 2006 11:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
God I hope so.
Whoops!
-=Mike
2. Posted by MikeSC | October 4, 2006 11:39 PM |
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Posted on October 4, 2006 23:39
3. Posted by Jim Addison | October 5, 2006 1:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, stuff happens. Even during Ramadan.
All those young Iranian men, marching together, shirtless, whipping themselves to draw blood . . . wishing they were in San Francisco instead of Teheran . . .
3. Posted by Jim Addison | October 5, 2006 1:22 AM |
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Posted on October 5, 2006 01:22
4. Posted by Hugh | October 5, 2006 5:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well since wingnuts are many times daily practitioners of mental masturbation I say please start fasting. Now listen up righties....that was just a little joke and a test to see how many of you read beyond the first sentence.
4. Posted by Hugh | October 5, 2006 5:50 AM |
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Posted on October 5, 2006 05:50
5. Posted by USMC Pilot | October 5, 2006 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The goats are wearing diapers, we can't jerk it, let's go blow someone up!
Hugh:
I applaud your attempt at humor, even if it wasn't funny.
5. Posted by USMC Pilot | October 5, 2006 7:30 AM |
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Posted on October 5, 2006 07:30
6. Posted by hermie | October 5, 2006 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They did subsequently state that to make up for this violation, they should stone to death the nearest female, who surely caused them to invalidate their fast.
6. Posted by hermie | October 5, 2006 8:08 AM |
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Posted on October 5, 2006 08:08
7. Posted by John F Not Kerry | October 5, 2006 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My question is this: Why even bring it up? Did Khamanei, as a youth, practice self abuse, and know that young Iranians would do the same? If they're not allowed to whack off, the terrorists will have won. Oh, wait. I guess that was the point anyway.
7. Posted by John F Not Kerry | October 5, 2006 8:09 AM |
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Posted on October 5, 2006 08:09
8. Posted by John F Not Kerry | October 5, 2006 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I clicked the link, and found that it mentioned nothing about women...um...helping themselves. On top of that (no pun intended), it said this question arose on a question and answer website. If I were the guy who asked the question (and I wasn't), I would make sure that it wasn't from a computer that could be traced to me.
Sheesh! And people think us right-wing Christianists were obsessed with not having sex! Although you couldn't necessarily tell that from all the babies we make!
8. Posted by John F Not Kerry | October 5, 2006 8:17 AM |
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Posted on October 5, 2006 08:17
9. Posted by BlogDog | October 5, 2006 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Honestly Imam! I was having to nail a board to the house and could not find a hammer. I thought my use of whatever came to hand would be acceptable. I was only trying to drive a nail! Honestly Imam!"
9. Posted by BlogDog | October 5, 2006 8:30 AM |
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Posted on October 5, 2006 08:30
10. Posted by smartguy | October 5, 2006 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How about, "I was just polishing it, and suddenly it went off"
10. Posted by smartguy | October 5, 2006 9:07 AM |
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Posted on October 5, 2006 09:07
11. Posted by LJD | October 5, 2006 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So now they are NOT allowed to 'abuse the hostage'?
11. Posted by LJD | October 5, 2006 9:14 AM |
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Posted on October 5, 2006 09:14
12. Posted by Mitchell | October 5, 2006 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Khameini is from the Lewinsky school of nonsex.
12. Posted by Mitchell | October 5, 2006 9:19 AM |
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Posted on October 5, 2006 09:19
13. Posted by Falze | October 5, 2006 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So if it negates the fast, then you might as well eat...
So if you see a muslim eating during ramadan, well, that's the muslimm version of, "I'm out!"
13. Posted by Falze | October 5, 2006 9:24 AM |
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Posted on October 5, 2006 09:24
14. Posted by Hugh | October 5, 2006 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
USMC
Thanks. You're actually beginng to like me a little aren't ya?
Hugh
14. Posted by Hugh | October 5, 2006 10:01 AM |
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Posted on October 5, 2006 10:01
15. Posted by Lugnut | October 5, 2006 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
. . . more circus acts from the Religion of Peace (a.k.a. The Religion of Perpetual Outrage).
Khameini, a thousand splooge wads on your head diaper, you whack (off) job. What a putz.
15. Posted by Lugnut | October 5, 2006 2:15 PM |
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Posted on October 5, 2006 14:15
16. Posted by Peter F. | October 5, 2006 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid...
So what do you do? Start Ramadan over?
And exactly how does jerking off render it "invalid". Well i suppose if you swallowed...protein is protein I suppose...
Sorry to go there, but sheesh! LOL
16. Posted by Peter F. | October 5, 2006 3:49 PM |
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Posted on October 5, 2006 15:49
17. Posted by ChicaTibu | October 19, 2006 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm renouncing Islam I refuse to go a month without sex.
17. Posted by ChicaTibu | October 19, 2006 12:20 PM |
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Posted on October 19, 2006 12:20