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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: October 20, 2006 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

wcc10202006.jpg


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (143)

I don't think he's got the ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by elliot | October 20, 2006 7:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

I don't think he's got the new hand shake down yet.

1. Posted by elliot | October 20, 2006 7:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:07

Kiss the ring, Biatch!... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Matt | October 20, 2006 7:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Kiss the ring, Biatch!

2. Posted by Matt | October 20, 2006 7:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:10

Al: Jesse, meet my old frie... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Weegie | October 20, 2006 7:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Al: Jesse, meet my old friend Hymie, from Hymietown.

3. Posted by Weegie | October 20, 2006 7:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:12

Al: Why the hell are you sh... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Jeff | October 20, 2006 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Al: Why the hell are you shaking a white man's hand?

4. Posted by Jeff | October 20, 2006 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:19

Jesse: "Can I have my watch... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 20, 2006 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Jesse: "Can I have my watch back now?"

5. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 20, 2006 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:19

"I'm just so pleased to mee... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 20, 2006 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"I'm just so pleased to meet you Mr. October."

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 20, 2006 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:20

"Hold up...How am I gonna g... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by JimK | October 20, 2006 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

"Hold up...How am I gonna get paid from this rich white man's campaign if you already here? Oh HELL no, back the $@*! up, Jesse!"

7. Posted by JimK | October 20, 2006 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:22

Moe meets Larry and Curly i... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by reitred military | October 20, 2006 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
reitred military:

Moe meets Larry and Curly in the new Democratic Film The Three Stooges Run For Office.

8. Posted by reitred military | October 20, 2006 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:22

You convinced me, Lamont. A... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Plebe | October 20, 2006 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Plebe:

You convinced me, Lamont. Al's just too pretty for this job.

9. Posted by Plebe | October 20, 2006 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:28

You regret this already, do... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Plebe | October 20, 2006 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Plebe:

You regret this already, don't you Jesse?

10. Posted by Plebe | October 20, 2006 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:34

Jesse's got the grip.... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by USMC Pilot | October 20, 2006 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
USMC Pilot:

Jesse's got the grip.

11. Posted by USMC Pilot | October 20, 2006 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:37

"Jesse, you never look at m... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by al | October 20, 2006 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
al:

"Jesse, you never look at me like that"

12. Posted by al | October 20, 2006 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:45

Al Sharpton (middle)stated,... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by mRed | October 20, 2006 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mRed:

Al Sharpton (middle)stated, " What you mean WE goin support this losin cracker"?

13. Posted by mRed | October 20, 2006 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:47

Hey Jesse, It's Friday...It... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by hermie | October 20, 2006 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hermie:

Hey Jesse, It's Friday...It's MY turn to shake down 'Cracker Barrel.'

14. Posted by hermie | October 20, 2006 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 08:06

Lamont-Jackson Vote-buying ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by wavemaker | October 20, 2006 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

Lamont-Jackson Vote-buying Scheme Uncovered

"Count that," Sharpton Overheard Saying

15. Posted by wavemaker | October 20, 2006 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 08:14

Al: "Jesse, make sure you ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Steve L. | October 20, 2006 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve L.:

Al: "Jesse, make sure you wash your hand after touchin' this cracker."

16. Posted by Steve L. | October 20, 2006 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 08:23

Sharpton: "You mean he act... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by engineer | October 20, 2006 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
engineer:

Sharpton: "You mean he actually believed you about wanting $10 million for campaign ads? Jesse, you da' MAN!"

17. Posted by engineer | October 20, 2006 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 08:25

Al "What do you mean thanks... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by plainslow | October 20, 2006 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
plainslow:

Al "What do you mean thanks for the IM?

18. Posted by plainslow | October 20, 2006 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 08:26

Sharpton: "I ain't comforta... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by guido | October 20, 2006 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Sharpton: "I ain't comfortable with this, Jesse. I mean, what rhymes with 'Lamont'? It would be easy if we was in Vermont, but this is Conn-ect-i-cut, and poor rhymin' here will violate our et-i-quette."

Jackson: "I know, brother Sharpton, I hear what you said. The best I can come up with is 'Better Red with Ned.' It ain't very catchy, I must admit, but it's the best I can do for this cracker twit."

19. Posted by guido | October 20, 2006 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 08:28

Lamont: "my brotha"... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by pedrovex | October 20, 2006 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pedrovex:

Lamont: "my brotha"

20. Posted by pedrovex | October 20, 2006 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 08:37

Conyers: "I know ya'll thi... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by muirgeo | October 20, 2006 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
muirgeo:

Conyers: "I know ya'll think this is a funny picture for you all to do caption contest with a Buckwheat theme but guess what?....I'm the Buckwheat MF who's gonna put you're criminal in chief in jail. Who's laughin now? ummm?"

21. Posted by muirgeo | October 20, 2006 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 08:45

Al: "This is the only white... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Taz | October 20, 2006 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taz:

Al: "This is the only white 'Lamont' I ever met!"

22. Posted by Taz | October 20, 2006 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 08:46

"whatcha talkin bout Willis... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Lori from Texas | October 20, 2006 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lori from Texas:

"whatcha talkin bout Willis?"

23. Posted by Lori from Texas | October 20, 2006 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:00

Al:Hey, waitaminnit.... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Stander | October 20, 2006 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stander:

Al:
Hey, waitaminnit...Unca Jesse, you said he wuz gonna pull MY finger...

24. Posted by Stander | October 20, 2006 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:08

"Get that Buckwheat look of... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 20, 2006 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Get that Buckwheat look off your face Sharpton... I already told you I was dating a white man."

25. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 20, 2006 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:09

"Welcome to Vanilla City, M... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 20, 2006 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Welcome to Vanilla City, Mr. Jackson"

26. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 20, 2006 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:12

LAMONT: "I can count on you... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Dave in W-S | October 20, 2006 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave in W-S:

LAMONT: "I can count on your support, can't I?"

AL: "Uh, Jesse?"

JESSE [Thinks]: [How many millions does this bozo have? And just how many weeks until he goes down in flames? Heh.]

JESSE: "We need to work fast, Ned. There's a lot to do before Nov. 7."

27. Posted by Dave in W-S | October 20, 2006 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:14

Sharpton: "Why does he keep... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Robert the Llama Butcher | October 20, 2006 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robert the Llama Butcher:

Sharpton: "Why does he keep calling you 'Reggie'?"

28. Posted by Robert the Llama Butcher | October 20, 2006 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:15

"Lamont plummetted in the p... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by No One of Consequnce | October 20, 2006 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequnce:

"Lamont plummetted in the polls after his comments to the NAACP, thanking them for 'slavishly' supporting his campaign, while at the same time noting that their 'niggardly' donations would not be enough to propel him to victory on November 7th. His punishment was swift, as Jackson employed his Crushing Handshake of Doom"

29. Posted by No One of Consequnce | October 20, 2006 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:19

Lamont: "I want to thank yo... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by yetanotherjohn | October 20, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Lamont: "I want to thank you guys for sticking by me. I mean I've put several million of my own money into this and I'm getting just a bit nervous about winning."

Jackson: "Without your money, you sure do look funny. As far as winning, Al's your pal. Bye."

Sharpton: "I don't know nothing about winning an election."

30. Posted by yetanotherjohn | October 20, 2006 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:25

Photo evidence leads some t... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Nell | October 20, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nell:

Photo evidence leads some to speculate that Nutroots hostage Ned Lamont may have Stockholm syndrome.

31. Posted by Nell | October 20, 2006 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:25

Al:"Duhhh. . . . uh.... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Logan | October 20, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Logan:

Al:
"Duhhh. . . . uh. . . . uh. . . ." At least it rhymes.

32. Posted by Logan | October 20, 2006 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:25

Al: "I thought I was your ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by SurfinKC | October 20, 2006 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SurfinKC:

Al: "I thought I was your boy!"

P.S. Rodney Wins!

33. Posted by SurfinKC | October 20, 2006 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:52

Jackson: "So it's a date. ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by IreneFingIrene | October 20, 2006 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IreneFingIrene:

Jackson: "So it's a date. Ryan's All-U-Can eat at 7:30."
Sharpton: "All-U-Can eat! Macaroni and Beef - delightful Italian ambrosia! C-c-can I come?"

34. Posted by IreneFingIrene | October 20, 2006 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:55

"TWENTY BUCKS??? Jesse, you... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Justrand | October 20, 2006 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Justrand:

"TWENTY BUCKS??? Jesse, you sold me to this Cracker for TWENTY BUCKS??"

35. Posted by Justrand | October 20, 2006 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:07

Rainbow IS bipartisan! I h... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by nehemiah | October 20, 2006 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
nehemiah:

Rainbow IS bipartisan! I honestly thought this guy was Quayle.

36. Posted by nehemiah | October 20, 2006 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:12

The Commie, the Bad, and th... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by P. Bunyan | October 20, 2006 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

The Commie, the Bad, and the Ugly

37. Posted by P. Bunyan | October 20, 2006 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:17

"Rich, white and ultraliber... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by BlogDog | October 20, 2006 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

"Rich, white and ultraliberal? Congratulations, you're an honorary Negro."

38. Posted by BlogDog | October 20, 2006 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:18

Jesse - this dude is weird ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Gayle Miller | October 20, 2006 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gayle Miller:

Jesse - this dude is weird looking! How can you shake that pasty-white hand?

39. Posted by Gayle Miller | October 20, 2006 10:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:20

Ned Lamont and Jesse Jackso... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Roger Fraley | October 20, 2006 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

Ned Lamont and Jesse Jackson demonstrate the handshake of Political Death in Connecticut.

40. Posted by Roger Fraley | October 20, 2006 10:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:20

Jesse welcomes the latest f... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Jesse welcomes the latest fruit flavor to His Rainbull push coalition.

41. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 10:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:21

Sharpton: "A-sphincter-says... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Mighty Dwight | October 20, 2006 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mighty Dwight:

Sharpton: "A-sphincter-says-what?"

42. Posted by Mighty Dwight | October 20, 2006 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:22

Hey, boss, I left the hand ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Sue | October 20, 2006 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sue:

Hey, boss, I left the hand sanitizer at home.

43. Posted by Sue | October 20, 2006 10:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:25

"Damn, I always thought Fre... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Brad | October 20, 2006 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad:

"Damn, I always thought Fred Sanford's son Lamont was black!" [begin Sanford & Son theme music]

44. Posted by Brad | October 20, 2006 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:26

Ned Lamont secretly slips a... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Doug | October 20, 2006 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug:

Ned Lamont secretly slips a twenty to Jessie Jackson,thinking he is a valet for the podium.

45. Posted by Doug | October 20, 2006 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:28

"Command me, Don Vincenzo!"... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by mojo | October 20, 2006 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mojo:

"Command me, Don Vincenzo!"

46. Posted by mojo | October 20, 2006 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:28

Shopton to Jackson: He prom... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Shopton to Jackson: He promised to burn the hood tonight.

47. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 10:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:34

Ned: "It's a real honor to ... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Usful Ijit | October 20, 2006 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Usful Ijit:

Ned: "It's a real honor to meet you, Reverend Jackson."

Jesse: "I have been a Democrat all my life, never cheated on them as I have my wife. But after meeting the likes of you, I will now only vote for Republicans and a Jew."

For the first time in his life, Al Sharpton is stunned into silence.

48. Posted by Usful Ijit | October 20, 2006 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:38

In this carefully arranged ... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Jayemay | October 20, 2006 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jayemay:

In this carefully arranged photo-op, Al Sharpton provides visual evidence that he is, in fact, a "centerist."

49. Posted by Jayemay | October 20, 2006 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:39

White, brown, half in half.... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

White, brown, half in half.

50. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:39

Lament to Jackson: How many... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Lament to Jackson: How many civil war vets did you arrange to vote for me?

51. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 10:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:44

SHAKEDOWN!... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Porkopolis | October 20, 2006 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

SHAKEDOWN!

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Posted on October 20, 2006 10:55

OK on three we break to the... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Frank | October 20, 2006 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frank:

OK on three we break to the hard left.

53. Posted by Frank | October 20, 2006 10:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:55

Jess Jackson lowers the gav... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by FreakyBoy | October 20, 2006 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Jess Jackson lowers the gavel again during the Rev. Jackson Community Spokesperson Endorsement Auction. Highest bidder US Senate Canidate Ned Lamont is seen here passing Jackson the cash to pay for Al Sharpton's support.

54. Posted by FreakyBoy | October 20, 2006 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:57

Been so long since you have... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Gianni | October 20, 2006 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gianni:

Been so long since you have been in the news, I forgot what you looked like Ned. You still running for senate??

55. Posted by Gianni | October 20, 2006 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 11:05

Sharpton:When you ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by LJD | October 20, 2006 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LJD:

Sharpton:

When you said we were meeting Lamont, I thought you were talking about that guy from Sanford and Son...

56. Posted by LJD | October 20, 2006 11:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 11:09

Unholy Trinity... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Scott_T | October 20, 2006 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott_T:

Unholy Trinity

57. Posted by Scott_T | October 20, 2006 11:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 11:14

DEMOCRAT "DREAM WEDDING"... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Diane | October 20, 2006 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Diane:

DEMOCRAT "DREAM WEDDING"of the Week
The Reverend Al Sharpton performed services today for interacial, same sex couple Jesse Jackson and Ned Lamont. Democrats legalized this loving covenant between man and man when they took control of the legistlature in November 2006.

Don't miss next week's DREAM WEDDING featuring Ted Kennedy and his dog Splash.

58. Posted by Diane | October 20, 2006 11:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 11:15

So, Al, Markos says this gu... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Editor | October 20, 2006 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Editor:

So, Al, Markos says this guy is okay?

59. Posted by Editor | October 20, 2006 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 11:19

Ned: Thanks so much for co... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by John in CA | October 20, 2006 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

Ned: Thanks so much for coming. It seems like you two are the only supporters I have left

Al (thinking): [Uh, Jesse, what do we say?]

Jesse: Oh, Ned, you know that's not true....

60. Posted by John in CA | October 20, 2006 11:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 11:22

Ned: I just want to thank y... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Elroy Jetson | October 20, 2006 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Elroy Jetson:

Ned: I just want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for coming out to support me here today!
Jesse: Never mind that sh**! Where is my f***in' check?

61. Posted by Elroy Jetson | October 20, 2006 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 11:27

Hi, Joe White, American Dai... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by billburz | October 20, 2006 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

Hi, Joe White, American Dairy Association, nice to meet you.

62. Posted by billburz | October 20, 2006 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 11:32

Jessie!! It's Ok... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Black Elk | October 20, 2006 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Black Elk:


Jessie!! It's Ok to say otay!!!

63. Posted by Black Elk | October 20, 2006 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 11:35

The misery of being a loser... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Maggie | October 20, 2006 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

The misery of being a loser really does love company.

64. Posted by Maggie | October 20, 2006 11:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 11:39

Damn Jesse, I changed out o... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 20, 2006 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Damn Jesse, I changed out of my velour warm-up suit into this uncomforable jacket/tie ensemble and you show up dressed Johnny Cash lite?

65. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 20, 2006 11:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 11:41

I pity the fool who dresses... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 20, 2006 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I pity the fool who dresses in the white man's threads! And you better get that bad look off your face before I knock it off.

66. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 20, 2006 11:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 11:45

Je$$is to Lamont: You spend... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Scrapiron | October 20, 2006 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scrapiron:

Je$$is to Lamont: You spend my share of the money and you're thanksgiving turkey, Headless, stuffed and baked.

67. Posted by Scrapiron | October 20, 2006 11:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 11:46

Don't just stand there slac... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 20, 2006 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Don't just stand there slack-jawed and stupid, Sharpton, go fetch me a large sack with a painted-on dollar sign so Flanders here can properly pay his respects.

68. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 20, 2006 11:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 11:51

Hell, I knew I should have ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 20, 2006 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hell, I knew I should have worn drawers today; that felt more aqueous than gaseous and I'm pretty sure Jesse can already smell it

69. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 20, 2006 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 11:56

Dumb and Dumber and Dumbere... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by tarheelcon | October 20, 2006 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tarheelcon:

Dumb and Dumber and Dumberer

70. Posted by tarheelcon | October 20, 2006 11:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 11:59

I hope the stdies saying bl... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Mark | October 20, 2006 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

I hope the stdies saying black people can't swim are false, Jesse, cause we are all going down with this ship!

71. Posted by Mark | October 20, 2006 12:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 12:04

"I now pronounce you man an... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Ari Tai | October 20, 2006 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ari Tai:

"I now pronounce you man and, uhh, man."

72. Posted by Ari Tai | October 20, 2006 12:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 12:10

Jackson to Sharpton:<... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by _Mike_ | October 20, 2006 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
_Mike_:

Jackson to Sharpton:

What the f*** did he just say ? Cracker does know that it's 'alliterate' not 'illiterate', right ?

73. Posted by _Mike_ | October 20, 2006 12:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 12:18

Sharpton: You hold him down... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by El Rider | October 20, 2006 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
El Rider:

Sharpton: You hold him down and I'll get his wallet.

74. Posted by El Rider | October 20, 2006 12:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 12:22

I wish I knew how to quit y... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by sentinel | October 20, 2006 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

I wish I knew how to quit you Jesse.

75. Posted by sentinel | October 20, 2006 12:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 12:35

And with that $1 million do... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by COgirl | October 20, 2006 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
COgirl:

And with that $1 million donation to my Rainbow Push organization, Ned, Al and I will give you enough votes from felons to push you over the top against Lieberman.

76. Posted by COgirl | October 20, 2006 12:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 12:37

"Hey, maybe some racist neo... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by astigafa | October 20, 2006 12:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
astigafa:

"Hey, maybe some racist neocon assholes will use this photo in some kinda contest -- you know, the sort of people who take umbridge at being called racist, but never miss an opportunity to denegrate black people in public office, or in the public eye in general. And I mean never."

77. Posted by astigafa | October 20, 2006 12:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 12:38

lol!... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Lee | October 20, 2006 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lee:

lol!

78. Posted by Lee | October 20, 2006 12:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 12:44

"Unbelievable. Two black me... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 20, 2006 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

"Unbelievable. Two black men in Greenwich on the same night. Let me shake your hand."

79. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 20, 2006 12:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 12:45

Actually, I think the guy w... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 20, 2006 12:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Actually, I think the guy who wrote the headline over the photo wins hands down.

80. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 20, 2006 12:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 12:46

Sharpton: "What's David Bow... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Peter F. | October 20, 2006 12:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Sharpton: "What's David Bowie doing here?"

81. Posted by Peter F. | October 20, 2006 12:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 12:53

Ned: Jesse: "F**kin... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by y7 | October 20, 2006 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
y7:

Ned:
Jesse: "F**kin' lightweight...there better be some cash in this."
Al: "You know the guy is a doofus, right? This pussy sweats Nivea!"

82. Posted by y7 | October 20, 2006 12:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 12:54

Lamenting their predicament... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Lamenting their predicament!

83. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 12:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 12:54

ned: :slobber: :slobber:</p... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by y7 | October 20, 2006 12:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
y7:

ned: :slobber: :slobber:

84. Posted by y7 | October 20, 2006 12:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 12:55

Shaprton: "Don't be touchin... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Peter F. | October 20, 2006 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Shaprton: "Don't be touching that white boy! You don't know where he's been..."

85. Posted by Peter F. | October 20, 2006 12:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 12:59

Shaprton: "You guys smell s... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Peter F. | October 20, 2006 1:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Shaprton: "You guys smell sulphur?"

86. Posted by Peter F. | October 20, 2006 1:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 13:01

I said it before and I'll s... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Peter F. | October 20, 2006 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

I said it before and I'll say it, "Snakes....on a platform!"

87. Posted by Peter F. | October 20, 2006 1:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 13:02

Sharpton: "Hey RJsquared, B... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by markm | October 20, 2006 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
markm:

Sharpton: "Hey RJsquared, Beaver Cleaver here says that he can smash more mommies in week than you can. Believe dat shit?"

88. Posted by markm | October 20, 2006 1:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 13:04

The moneys there. ... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Soupy2c2 | October 20, 2006 1:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Soupy2c2:

The moneys there.

89. Posted by Soupy2c2 | October 20, 2006 1:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 13:23

Al: "You brought me here fo... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Falze | October 20, 2006 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

Al: "You brought me here for a photo-op with the guy running against the jew? Did you even think about how that would look, Jesse? Man, the lights are on, but nobody's home anymore."

90. Posted by Falze | October 20, 2006 1:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 13:28

Al is thinking..."should I ... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by jack oneil | October 20, 2006 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jack oneil:

Al is thinking..."should I tell Jesse the white dude came out of a stall in the bathroom and didn't wash his hands?"

91. Posted by jack oneil | October 20, 2006 1:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 13:28

You ain't got no problem, N... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by DJFelix | October 20, 2006 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJFelix:

You ain't got no problem, Ned. I'm on this. Go back in there, chill them fools out and wait for the Clinton who should be coming directly.

You sendin' Hillary?

You feel better now?

Sheet negro ... that's all you had to say!

92. Posted by DJFelix | October 20, 2006 1:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 13:29

1) Jackson: "Who the hell s... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Pat | October 20, 2006 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

1) Jackson: "Who the hell said you could touch me with BOTH hands, honkey!"

2) Sharpton: "You mean after all our bitching about rich white men and how they are the devils of society, THIS is the candidate we come up with?!"

93. Posted by Pat | October 20, 2006 1:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 13:39

What you talkin bout Willis... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Eric | October 20, 2006 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

What you talkin bout Willis?

94. Posted by Eric | October 20, 2006 1:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 13:56

Rev. Al Sharpton looks in t... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Jeff | October 20, 2006 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Rev. Al Sharpton looks in total disbelief as he realizes that Rev Jesse Jackson has just made a deal to sell him into slavery.

95. Posted by Jeff | October 20, 2006 2:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 14:07

Al: "Hey Jesse, what's say... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by radiCalMan | October 20, 2006 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radiCalMan:

Al: "Hey Jesse, what's say we make an Oreo cookie out of this cracker! Yo' sticks yo' hands in his right pockets and I get's the left!"

96. Posted by radiCalMan | October 20, 2006 2:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 14:19

Jesssssssssssah Jasssssssss... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Mitchell | October 20, 2006 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mitchell:

Jesssssssssssah Jassssssssson is heeeeeerah!

To congratulate Ned on a nice loss.

97. Posted by Mitchell | October 20, 2006 2:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 14:27

"Jessie, Al, thanks for com... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Black Onyx | October 20, 2006 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Black Onyx:

"Jessie, Al, thanks for coming boys -this is a big one, seems like we got a Hasidic on our hands.

The agency says the two of you have had great success in dealing with such matters.

http://hiphoprepublican.com/

98. Posted by Black Onyx | October 20, 2006 2:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 14:36

Ned Lamont slips a ten-spot... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Doug | October 20, 2006 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug:

Ned Lamont slips a ten-spot into Jessie's hand so he can cut in front of the line ,apparently enraging Brother Al.

99. Posted by Doug | October 20, 2006 2:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 14:42

Plleeeaaaasssseee take this... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by uko | October 20, 2006 2:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
uko:

Plleeeaaaasssseee take this midget......

100. Posted by uko | October 20, 2006 2:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 14:50

OK...I'll race you in the 1... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by uko | October 20, 2006 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
uko:

OK...I'll race you in the 100yd freestyle

101. Posted by uko | October 20, 2006 2:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 14:52

"But Jesse... He's White"<... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by DANEgerus | October 20, 2006 3:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DANEgerus:

"But Jesse... He's White"

102. Posted by DANEgerus | October 20, 2006 3:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 15:05

Jesse: "It's OK Al, I axed ... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by USMC Pilot | October 20, 2006 3:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
USMC Pilot:

Jesse: "It's OK Al, I axed him to come."

103. Posted by USMC Pilot | October 20, 2006 3:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 15:05

Mr. Jackson! It's an honor ... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Val Prieto | October 20, 2006 3:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Val Prieto:

Mr. Jackson! It's an honor to meet you. Will you be staying for my Liza impersonation?

104. Posted by Val Prieto | October 20, 2006 3:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 15:09

Sharpton: Why am I such ... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Sharpton: Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a dimwit? You cant fire Me I quit! Why dont I fit in?

105. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 3:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 15:17

The Democrats idea of diver... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by scotty | October 20, 2006 3:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scotty:

The Democrats idea of diversity: 3 rich liberals

106. Posted by scotty | October 20, 2006 3:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 15:19

"Okay break it up! Ain't n... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by McCain | October 20, 2006 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

"Okay break it up! Ain't no money in those palms."

107. Posted by McCain | October 20, 2006 3:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 15:32

Reverend Al Sharpton offici... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Dave G. | October 20, 2006 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave G.:

Reverend Al Sharpton officiates The First Official Gay Marriage in the State of Connectictut

108. Posted by Dave G. | October 20, 2006 3:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 15:48

Sharpton: Did He slip You t... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 3:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Sharpton: Did He slip You the rock brother?

109. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 3:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 15:54

Jackson: "You had me at 'He... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Peter F. | October 20, 2006 4:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Jackson: "You had me at 'Hello'"

110. Posted by Peter F. | October 20, 2006 4:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 16:01

"Everybody loves you. Pisse... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by SamMan | October 20, 2006 4:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SamMan:

"Everybody loves you. Pisses me off."

111. Posted by SamMan | October 20, 2006 4:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 16:08

Jackson: Whats that smell?<... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 4:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Jackson: Whats that smell?

Sharpton: Honkey gas!

112. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 4:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 16:13

The honorable reverend Shop... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 4:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

The honorable reverend Shopton now pronounces Youse philanderer and white!

113. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 4:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 16:17

GOOD LUCK NED, you call us ... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by Knightbrigade | October 20, 2006 4:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Knightbrigade:

GOOD LUCK NED, you call us NEXT time!!

C'mon Jesse, Chris Rocks MOM needs us fast.

114. Posted by Knightbrigade | October 20, 2006 4:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 16:19

Al: "Jesse, you're shaking ... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Dodo David | October 20, 2006 4:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Al: "Jesse, you're shaking his hands? Why aren't you shaking him down like you do all the other whiteys?"

Jesse: "I'm waiting until he wins the general election."

115. Posted by Dodo David | October 20, 2006 4:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 16:30

Al: "Jesse, you're shaking ... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Dodo David | October 20, 2006 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Al: "Jesse, you're shaking his hands in public? Now, Lieberman is certain to win the general election."

116. Posted by Dodo David | October 20, 2006 4:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 16:33

Al: "Jesse, how come you ne... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Dodo David | October 20, 2006 4:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Al: "Jesse, how come you never gaze into my eyes the way that you gaze into his?"

117. Posted by Dodo David | October 20, 2006 4:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 16:36

Al: "Jesse, considering the... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Dodo David | October 20, 2006 4:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Al: "Jesse, considering the way that he's looking at you and holding your hand, perhaps you should tell him that you're straight."

118. Posted by Dodo David | October 20, 2006 4:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 16:41

Al: "Jesse, why did he call... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Dodo David | October 20, 2006 4:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Al: "Jesse, why did he call you Daddy? Did you have an affair with a white woman when you were younger?"

119. Posted by Dodo David | October 20, 2006 4:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 16:44

Here are the keys to the Pe... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by Tango | October 20, 2006 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

Here are the keys to the Pepsi distributor in Massachusetts Minor, thanks for coming to our Black Panther party.

120. Posted by Tango | October 20, 2006 5:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 17:02

Ned slips Jesse a condom an... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by Window Dressing | October 20, 2006 5:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Window Dressing:

Ned slips Jesse a condom and tells him to enjoy himself at Al's expense.

121. Posted by Window Dressing | October 20, 2006 5:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 17:04

Ummmm...you're not wearing ... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by quark2 | October 20, 2006 5:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
quark2:

Ummmm...you're not wearing cond...er I mean
surgical gloves?

122. Posted by quark2 | October 20, 2006 5:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 17:08

1) Even Jesse and Al can't ... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by Faith+1 | October 20, 2006 5:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

1) Even Jesse and Al can't believe they've sunk this low.

2) And with a final handshake a rich, northeastern, liberal white male representative from a 95% white district convinces the black leadership that he really understands their plight.

3) Lamont thought bubble, "Please don't kill me."

123. Posted by Faith+1 | October 20, 2006 5:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 17:24

White man cant stump!... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 5:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

White man cant stump!

124. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 5:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 17:30

Jackson: Wheres My check?</... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Jackson: Wheres My check?

125. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 5:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 17:44

17 points behind "Lamont yo... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Craig | October 20, 2006 7:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Craig:

17 points behind "Lamont you big dummy"

126. Posted by Craig | October 20, 2006 7:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 19:07

Ned... Take 2 of these and ... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 7:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Ned... Take 2 of these and call Me in the mourning.

127. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 7:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 19:21

An extra push??Try e... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 8:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

An extra push??Try exlaxx..

128. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 8:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 20:21

Larry, Moe and Whitey.... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by Jason | October 20, 2006 8:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

Larry, Moe and Whitey.

129. Posted by Jason | October 20, 2006 8:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 20:30

Jesse, I'm serious -- th... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by c | October 20, 2006 10:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
c:

Jesse, I'm serious -- the man is a sex offender -- with a record. Spent six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old. When he moved down to Venice he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he's a pederast.

What's a pederast, Al?

130. Posted by c | October 20, 2006 10:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 22:06

Yo gonna endorse this crack... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by vader06 | October 20, 2006 10:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
vader06:

Yo gonna endorse this cracker for President??? Over me ??? Come-on Jesse...give a brother some love...

131. Posted by vader06 | October 20, 2006 10:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 22:41

An extra push<... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 11:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

An extra push

A story of infidelity, drug abuse and corruption!!

Coming to a theater near You!

132. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 11:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 23:51

Shoptun: But Jesse? I swear... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by 914 | October 21, 2006 12:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Shoptun: But Jesse? I swears I dint do no crack tonight! Why dont I ever gets ta ride in the back of the limo?

133. Posted by 914 | October 21, 2006 12:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2006 00:01

Lamont: "Tell me... tell me... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 21, 2006 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Lamont: "Tell me... tell me its true Jesse, tell me that as a Libiot*, I'll be able to make false claims, distorted truths, blatant falacies, and plain boldfaced lies against the conservatives without fear of repercussions."
Sharpton: "Well Tell 'im Jesse."
Jackson: "Well Ted..."
Lamont: "That's Ned."
Jackson: "Whatever... Yup ya get a free pass."
Sharpton: "... and ya get to play the race card whenever you want too."

(*Libiot - Liberal Idiot)

134. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 21, 2006 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2006 10:26

Lee, Barney a... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by 914 | October 21, 2006 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Lee, Barney and Brian form an alliance to continually befuddle Wizbang bloggers with their partisan rants and intellectually nuanced dishonesty.

135. Posted by 914 | October 21, 2006 11:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2006 11:22

Al: Hey Jesse looky at wha... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by Tim McFall | October 21, 2006 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim McFall:

Al: Hey Jesse looky at what I found out in the trash bin behind the hotel.

Jesse; Dayum, somebody throwing away a perfectly good white boy!

136. Posted by Tim McFall | October 21, 2006 11:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2006 11:57

Rub Dub Dub three men who F... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by Don Chambers | October 21, 2006 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don Chambers:

Rub Dub Dub three men who Flub, Knaves all Three.

137. Posted by Don Chambers | October 21, 2006 12:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2006 12:33

AP Sub-title:Lemont'... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by Logan | October 21, 2006 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Logan:

AP Sub-title:
Lemont's deal to purchase Al Sharpton from Jesse Jackson is finalized with a handshake.

138. Posted by Logan | October 21, 2006 2:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2006 14:02

Sharpton: "Tell me again wh... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 21, 2006 8:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Sharpton: "Tell me again why we threw away a perfectly good white boy."
Jackson: "What are you talking about, Neddie here is a keeper."
Sharpton: "I was speaking of Lieberman."

139. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 21, 2006 8:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2006 20:45

Lamont: "Yessir massah, yes... (Below threshold)

140. Posted by Ken | October 21, 2006 11:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken:

Lamont: "Yessir massah, yessir, anything you say sir."
Sharpton: "Jesse, you're really going to hang out with this rich honky?"
Jackson: "Relax Al, we all have to get media exposure every so often to maintain the street cred."

140. Posted by Ken | October 21, 2006 11:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2006 23:17

Al: I smell sex and sulphur... (Below threshold)

141. Posted by 914 | October 22, 2006 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Al: I smell sex and sulphur?

141. Posted by 914 | October 22, 2006 12:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 22, 2006 12:45

Diebold or bust!... (Below threshold)

142. Posted by 914 | October 22, 2006 5:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Diebold or bust!

142. Posted by 914 | October 22, 2006 5:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 22, 2006 17:08

Update: <a href="htt... (Below threshold)

143. Posted by Kevin | October 23, 2006 1:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

143. Posted by Kevin | October 23, 2006 1:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 23, 2006 01:18




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