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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (143)

I don't think he's got the ... (Below threshold)
elliot:

I don't think he's got the new hand shake down yet.

Kiss the ring, Biatch!... (Below threshold)
Matt:

Kiss the ring, Biatch!

Al: Jesse, meet my old frie... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

Al: Jesse, meet my old friend Hymie, from Hymietown.

Al: Why the hell are you sh... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Al: Why the hell are you shaking a white man's hand?

Jesse: "Can I have my watch... (Below threshold)

Jesse: "Can I have my watch back now?"

"I'm just so pleased to mee... (Below threshold)

"I'm just so pleased to meet you Mr. October."

"Hold up...How am I gonna g... (Below threshold)
JimK:

"Hold up...How am I gonna get paid from this rich white man's campaign if you already here? Oh HELL no, back the $@*! up, Jesse!"

Moe meets Larry and Curly i... (Below threshold)
reitred military:

Moe meets Larry and Curly in the new Democratic Film The Three Stooges Run For Office.

You convinced me, Lamont. A... (Below threshold)
Plebe:

You convinced me, Lamont. Al's just too pretty for this job.

You regret this already, do... (Below threshold)
Plebe:

You regret this already, don't you Jesse?

Jesse's got the grip.... (Below threshold)
USMC Pilot:

Jesse's got the grip.

"Jesse, you never look at m... (Below threshold)
al:

"Jesse, you never look at me like that"

Al Sharpton (middle)stated,... (Below threshold)
mRed:

Al Sharpton (middle)stated, " What you mean WE goin support this losin cracker"?

Hey Jesse, It's Friday...It... (Below threshold)
hermie:

Hey Jesse, It's Friday...It's MY turn to shake down 'Cracker Barrel.'

Lamont-Jackson Vote-buying ... (Below threshold)

Lamont-Jackson Vote-buying Scheme Uncovered

"Count that," Sharpton Overheard Saying

Al: "Jesse, make sure you ... (Below threshold)
Steve L.:

Al: "Jesse, make sure you wash your hand after touchin' this cracker."

Sharpton: "You mean he act... (Below threshold)
engineer:

Sharpton: "You mean he actually believed you about wanting $10 million for campaign ads? Jesse, you da' MAN!"

Al "What do you mean thanks... (Below threshold)
plainslow:

Al "What do you mean thanks for the IM?

Sharpton: "I ain't comforta... (Below threshold)
guido:

Sharpton: "I ain't comfortable with this, Jesse. I mean, what rhymes with 'Lamont'? It would be easy if we was in Vermont, but this is Conn-ect-i-cut, and poor rhymin' here will violate our et-i-quette."

Jackson: "I know, brother Sharpton, I hear what you said. The best I can come up with is 'Better Red with Ned.' It ain't very catchy, I must admit, but it's the best I can do for this cracker twit."

Lamont: "my brotha"... (Below threshold)
pedrovex:

Lamont: "my brotha"

Conyers: "I know ya'll thi... (Below threshold)
muirgeo:

Conyers: "I know ya'll think this is a funny picture for you all to do caption contest with a Buckwheat theme but guess what?....I'm the Buckwheat MF who's gonna put you're criminal in chief in jail. Who's laughin now? ummm?"

Al: "This is the only white... (Below threshold)
Taz:

Al: "This is the only white 'Lamont' I ever met!"

"whatcha talkin bout Willis... (Below threshold)
Lori from Texas:

"whatcha talkin bout Willis?"

Al:Hey, waitaminnit.... (Below threshold)

Al:
Hey, waitaminnit...Unca Jesse, you said he wuz gonna pull MY finger...

"Get that Buckwheat look of... (Below threshold)

"Get that Buckwheat look off your face Sharpton... I already told you I was dating a white man."

"Welcome to Vanilla City, M... (Below threshold)

"Welcome to Vanilla City, Mr. Jackson"

LAMONT: "I can count on you... (Below threshold)
Dave in W-S:

LAMONT: "I can count on your support, can't I?"

AL: "Uh, Jesse?"

JESSE [Thinks]: [How many millions does this bozo have? And just how many weeks until he goes down in flames? Heh.]

JESSE: "We need to work fast, Ned. There's a lot to do before Nov. 7."

Sharpton: "Why does he keep... (Below threshold)

Sharpton: "Why does he keep calling you 'Reggie'?"

"Lamont plummetted in the p... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequnce:

"Lamont plummetted in the polls after his comments to the NAACP, thanking them for 'slavishly' supporting his campaign, while at the same time noting that their 'niggardly' donations would not be enough to propel him to victory on November 7th. His punishment was swift, as Jackson employed his Crushing Handshake of Doom"

Lamont: "I want to thank yo... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

Lamont: "I want to thank you guys for sticking by me. I mean I've put several million of my own money into this and I'm getting just a bit nervous about winning."

Jackson: "Without your money, you sure do look funny. As far as winning, Al's your pal. Bye."

Sharpton: "I don't know nothing about winning an election."

Photo evidence leads some t... (Below threshold)
Nell:

Photo evidence leads some to speculate that Nutroots hostage Ned Lamont may have Stockholm syndrome.

Al:"Duhhh. . . . uh.... (Below threshold)

Al:
"Duhhh. . . . uh. . . . uh. . . ." At least it rhymes.

Al: "I thought I was your ... (Below threshold)
SurfinKC:

Al: "I thought I was your boy!"

P.S. Rodney Wins!

Jackson: "So it's a date. ... (Below threshold)
IreneFingIrene:

Jackson: "So it's a date. Ryan's All-U-Can eat at 7:30."
Sharpton: "All-U-Can eat! Macaroni and Beef - delightful Italian ambrosia! C-c-can I come?"

"TWENTY BUCKS??? Jesse, you... (Below threshold)
Justrand:

"TWENTY BUCKS??? Jesse, you sold me to this Cracker for TWENTY BUCKS??"

Rainbow IS bipartisan! I h... (Below threshold)
nehemiah:

Rainbow IS bipartisan! I honestly thought this guy was Quayle.

The Commie, the Bad, and th... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

The Commie, the Bad, and the Ugly

"Rich, white and ultraliber... (Below threshold)

"Rich, white and ultraliberal? Congratulations, you're an honorary Negro."

Jesse - this dude is weird ... (Below threshold)

Jesse - this dude is weird looking! How can you shake that pasty-white hand?

Ned Lamont and Jesse Jackso... (Below threshold)

Ned Lamont and Jesse Jackson demonstrate the handshake of Political Death in Connecticut.

Jesse welcomes the latest f... (Below threshold)
914:

Jesse welcomes the latest fruit flavor to His Rainbull push coalition.