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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: October 20, 2006 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

wcc10202006.jpg


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (143)

I don't think he's got the ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by elliot | October 20, 2006 7:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

I don't think he's got the new hand shake down yet.

1. Posted by elliot | October 20, 2006 7:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:07

Kiss the ring, Biatch!... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Matt | October 20, 2006 7:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Kiss the ring, Biatch!

2. Posted by Matt | October 20, 2006 7:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:10

Al: Jesse, meet my old frie... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Weegie | October 20, 2006 7:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Al: Jesse, meet my old friend Hymie, from Hymietown.

3. Posted by Weegie | October 20, 2006 7:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:12

Al: Why the hell are you sh... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Jeff | October 20, 2006 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Al: Why the hell are you shaking a white man's hand?

4. Posted by Jeff | October 20, 2006 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:19

Jesse: "Can I have my watch... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 20, 2006 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Jesse: "Can I have my watch back now?"

5. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 20, 2006 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:19

"I'm just so pleased to mee... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 20, 2006 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"I'm just so pleased to meet you Mr. October."

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 20, 2006 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:20

"Hold up...How am I gonna g... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by JimK | October 20, 2006 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

"Hold up...How am I gonna get paid from this rich white man's campaign if you already here? Oh HELL no, back the $@*! up, Jesse!"

7. Posted by JimK | October 20, 2006 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:22

Moe meets Larry and Curly i... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by reitred military | October 20, 2006 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
reitred military:

Moe meets Larry and Curly in the new Democratic Film The Three Stooges Run For Office.

8. Posted by reitred military | October 20, 2006 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:22

You convinced me, Lamont. A... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Plebe | October 20, 2006 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Plebe:

You convinced me, Lamont. Al's just too pretty for this job.

9. Posted by Plebe | October 20, 2006 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:28

You regret this already, do... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Plebe | October 20, 2006 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Plebe:

You regret this already, don't you Jesse?

10. Posted by Plebe | October 20, 2006 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:34

Jesse's got the grip.... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by USMC Pilot | October 20, 2006 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
USMC Pilot:

Jesse's got the grip.

11. Posted by USMC Pilot | October 20, 2006 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:37

"Jesse, you never look at m... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by al | October 20, 2006 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
al:

"Jesse, you never look at me like that"

12. Posted by al | October 20, 2006 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:45

Al Sharpton (middle)stated,... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by mRed | October 20, 2006 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mRed:

Al Sharpton (middle)stated, " What you mean WE goin support this losin cracker"?

13. Posted by mRed | October 20, 2006 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 07:47

Hey Jesse, It's Friday...It... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by hermie | October 20, 2006 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hermie:

Hey Jesse, It's Friday...It's MY turn to shake down 'Cracker Barrel.'

14. Posted by hermie | October 20, 2006 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 08:06

Lamont-Jackson Vote-buying ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by wavemaker | October 20, 2006 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

Lamont-Jackson Vote-buying Scheme Uncovered

"Count that," Sharpton Overheard Saying

15. Posted by wavemaker | October 20, 2006 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 08:14

Al: "Jesse, make sure you ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Steve L. | October 20, 2006 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve L.:

Al: "Jesse, make sure you wash your hand after touchin' this cracker."

16. Posted by Steve L. | October 20, 2006 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 08:23

Sharpton: "You mean he act... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by engineer | October 20, 2006 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
engineer:

Sharpton: "You mean he actually believed you about wanting $10 million for campaign ads? Jesse, you da' MAN!"

17. Posted by engineer | October 20, 2006 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 08:25

Al "What do you mean thanks... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by plainslow | October 20, 2006 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
plainslow:

Al "What do you mean thanks for the IM?

18. Posted by plainslow | October 20, 2006 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 08:26

Sharpton: "I ain't comforta... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by guido | October 20, 2006 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Sharpton: "I ain't comfortable with this, Jesse. I mean, what rhymes with 'Lamont'? It would be easy if we was in Vermont, but this is Conn-ect-i-cut, and poor rhymin' here will violate our et-i-quette."

Jackson: "I know, brother Sharpton, I hear what you said. The best I can come up with is 'Better Red with Ned.' It ain't very catchy, I must admit, but it's the best I can do for this cracker twit."

19. Posted by guido | October 20, 2006 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 08:28

Lamont: "my brotha"... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by pedrovex | October 20, 2006 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pedrovex:

Lamont: "my brotha"

20. Posted by pedrovex | October 20, 2006 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 08:37

Conyers: "I know ya'll thi... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by muirgeo | October 20, 2006 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
muirgeo:

Conyers: "I know ya'll think this is a funny picture for you all to do caption contest with a Buckwheat theme but guess what?....I'm the Buckwheat MF who's gonna put you're criminal in chief in jail. Who's laughin now? ummm?"

21. Posted by muirgeo | October 20, 2006 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 08:45

Al: "This is the only white... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Taz | October 20, 2006 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taz:

Al: "This is the only white 'Lamont' I ever met!"

22. Posted by Taz | October 20, 2006 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 08:46

"whatcha talkin bout Willis... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Lori from Texas | October 20, 2006 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lori from Texas:

"whatcha talkin bout Willis?"

23. Posted by Lori from Texas | October 20, 2006 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:00

Al:Hey, waitaminnit.... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Stander | October 20, 2006 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stander:

Al:
Hey, waitaminnit...Unca Jesse, you said he wuz gonna pull MY finger...

24. Posted by Stander | October 20, 2006 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:08

"Get that Buckwheat look of... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 20, 2006 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Get that Buckwheat look off your face Sharpton... I already told you I was dating a white man."

25. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 20, 2006 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:09

"Welcome to Vanilla City, M... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 20, 2006 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Welcome to Vanilla City, Mr. Jackson"

26. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 20, 2006 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:12

LAMONT: "I can count on you... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Dave in W-S | October 20, 2006 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave in W-S:

LAMONT: "I can count on your support, can't I?"

AL: "Uh, Jesse?"

JESSE [Thinks]: [How many millions does this bozo have? And just how many weeks until he goes down in flames? Heh.]

JESSE: "We need to work fast, Ned. There's a lot to do before Nov. 7."

27. Posted by Dave in W-S | October 20, 2006 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:14

Sharpton: "Why does he keep... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Robert the Llama Butcher | October 20, 2006 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robert the Llama Butcher:

Sharpton: "Why does he keep calling you 'Reggie'?"

28. Posted by Robert the Llama Butcher | October 20, 2006 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:15

"Lamont plummetted in the p... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by No One of Consequnce | October 20, 2006 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequnce:

"Lamont plummetted in the polls after his comments to the NAACP, thanking them for 'slavishly' supporting his campaign, while at the same time noting that their 'niggardly' donations would not be enough to propel him to victory on November 7th. His punishment was swift, as Jackson employed his Crushing Handshake of Doom"

29. Posted by No One of Consequnce | October 20, 2006 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:19

Lamont: "I want to thank yo... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by yetanotherjohn | October 20, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Lamont: "I want to thank you guys for sticking by me. I mean I've put several million of my own money into this and I'm getting just a bit nervous about winning."

Jackson: "Without your money, you sure do look funny. As far as winning, Al's your pal. Bye."

Sharpton: "I don't know nothing about winning an election."

30. Posted by yetanotherjohn | October 20, 2006 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:25

Photo evidence leads some t... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Nell | October 20, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nell:

Photo evidence leads some to speculate that Nutroots hostage Ned Lamont may have Stockholm syndrome.

31. Posted by Nell | October 20, 2006 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:25

Al:"Duhhh. . . . uh.... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Logan | October 20, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Logan:

Al:
"Duhhh. . . . uh. . . . uh. . . ." At least it rhymes.

32. Posted by Logan | October 20, 2006 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:25

Al: "I thought I was your ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by SurfinKC | October 20, 2006 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SurfinKC:

Al: "I thought I was your boy!"

P.S. Rodney Wins!

33. Posted by SurfinKC | October 20, 2006 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:52

Jackson: "So it's a date. ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by IreneFingIrene | October 20, 2006 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IreneFingIrene:

Jackson: "So it's a date. Ryan's All-U-Can eat at 7:30."
Sharpton: "All-U-Can eat! Macaroni and Beef - delightful Italian ambrosia! C-c-can I come?"

34. Posted by IreneFingIrene | October 20, 2006 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 09:55

"TWENTY BUCKS??? Jesse, you... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Justrand | October 20, 2006 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Justrand:

"TWENTY BUCKS??? Jesse, you sold me to this Cracker for TWENTY BUCKS??"

35. Posted by Justrand | October 20, 2006 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:07

Rainbow IS bipartisan! I h... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by nehemiah | October 20, 2006 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
nehemiah:

Rainbow IS bipartisan! I honestly thought this guy was Quayle.

36. Posted by nehemiah | October 20, 2006 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:12

The Commie, the Bad, and th... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by P. Bunyan | October 20, 2006 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

The Commie, the Bad, and the Ugly

37. Posted by P. Bunyan | October 20, 2006 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:17

"Rich, white and ultraliber... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by BlogDog | October 20, 2006 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

"Rich, white and ultraliberal? Congratulations, you're an honorary Negro."

38. Posted by BlogDog | October 20, 2006 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:18

Jesse - this dude is weird ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Gayle Miller | October 20, 2006 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gayle Miller:

Jesse - this dude is weird looking! How can you shake that pasty-white hand?

39. Posted by Gayle Miller | October 20, 2006 10:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:20

Ned Lamont and Jesse Jackso... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Roger Fraley | October 20, 2006 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

Ned Lamont and Jesse Jackson demonstrate the handshake of Political Death in Connecticut.

40. Posted by Roger Fraley | October 20, 2006 10:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:20

Jesse welcomes the latest f... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Jesse welcomes the latest fruit flavor to His Rainbull push coalition.

41. Posted by 914 | October 20, 2006 10:21 AM |