3. Posted by
Weegie | October 27, 2006 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:
The Democrat party rolls out their "tough on terror" 2008 presidential hopeful and his wife. Radical Islamists, Kim Jong Il and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad tremble in fear.
3. Posted by
Weegie | October 27, 2006 7:40 AM |
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7. Posted by
JAT | October 27, 2006 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:
New Jersey State legislature finally defined marriage in plain black and white language - "we recognize the union and rights of all species as equal under the laws and State Constitution."
7. Posted by
JAT | October 27, 2006 8:07 AM |
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(He) Allllright! Wedding night!
(She) The studbook listed him as "Two and a half pounds of romping, stomping sexual dynamite." I sure hope they weren't lying.
15. Posted by
BlogDog | October 27, 2006 9:21 AM |
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27. Posted by
IreneFingIrene | October 27, 2006 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IreneFingIrene:
The mud slinging in the NY Senate race continues. Republican John Spencer's campaign released this photo of what he purports to be the senior prom photos of Senators Hillary Clinton and Barbara Mikulski. At press time, we were unable to determine which was which.
27. Posted by
IreneFingIrene | October 27, 2006 10:42 AM |
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37. Posted by
yetanotherjohn | October 27, 2006 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:
In an October suprise, the democrats revealed their attack dogs that they say will put the republicans on the defensive in regards to national security. The attack dogs revealed the secret plan of the democrats to deal with the possibility of a future terrorist attack on the US. Hillie, the female dog, would first piddle on their shoes. Then Billie, the male dog, would hump their leg. Now don't you feel so much safer?
37. Posted by
yetanotherjohn | October 27, 2006 12:49 PM |
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The 'Nip-n-Tuck-for-Just-a-Buck' promotional was all the rage on Capitol Hill.
Here we see Senator Hillary Clinton and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi just before they take advantage of the 2 for 1, 'Put your best face forward' offer.
41. Posted by
Porkopolis | October 27, 2006 1:59 PM |
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We always knew the Democrat... (Below threshold)1. Posted by SteveH | October 27, 2006 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We always knew the Democrats had gone to the Dogs. Now meet Hillary & Bill. Yo quero Taco Bill?
1. Posted by SteveH | October 27, 2006 7:23 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 07:23
2. Posted by Sabba Hillel | October 27, 2006 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Clinton escorts Hillary to a Democratic fund raiser.
2. Posted by Sabba Hillel | October 27, 2006 7:35 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 07:35
3. Posted by Weegie | October 27, 2006 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Democrat party rolls out their "tough on terror" 2008 presidential hopeful and his wife. Radical Islamists, Kim Jong Il and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad tremble in fear.
3. Posted by Weegie | October 27, 2006 7:40 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 07:40
4. Posted by Avidbuff | October 27, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Quit doggin' us Paparazzi scum!
4. Posted by Avidbuff | October 27, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 07:48
5. Posted by Fwarnt | October 27, 2006 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paris Hilton has finally found her true soul mate.
5. Posted by Fwarnt | October 27, 2006 7:56 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 07:56
6. Posted by Veeshir | October 27, 2006 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(thought bubble over dog on left)
Hello there Mister German Shephard. Are you happy to see me or is that a Twizzler in your pocket?
6. Posted by Veeshir | October 27, 2006 7:58 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 07:58
7. Posted by JAT | October 27, 2006 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
New Jersey State legislature finally defined marriage in plain black and white language - "we recognize the union and rights of all species as equal under the laws and State Constitution."
7. Posted by JAT | October 27, 2006 8:07 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 08:07
8. Posted by Hermie | October 27, 2006 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The producers of 'Dancing with the Stars' have announced their next season will include the former star of the 'Taco Bell' commercials.
8. Posted by Hermie | October 27, 2006 8:14 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 08:14
9. Posted by jim | October 27, 2006 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pitbull Democrats
9. Posted by jim | October 27, 2006 8:19 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 08:19
10. Posted by drew driskell | October 27, 2006 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How dare you out my wife
10. Posted by drew driskell | October 27, 2006 8:30 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 08:30
11. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 27, 2006 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I did not have sexual relations with that shitzu."
11. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 27, 2006 8:35 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 08:35
12. Posted by Rovin | October 27, 2006 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If we were in New Jersey, I wouldn't have to be wearing this stupid dress."
12. Posted by Rovin | October 27, 2006 8:59 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 08:59
13. Posted by EdMcGon | October 27, 2006 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dog on left: "Sure, he dresses nice, but he still drinks from the toilet."
Dog on right: "Nag nag nag. At least I never fell in it."
13. Posted by EdMcGon | October 27, 2006 9:00 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 09:00
14. Posted by steak111111 | October 27, 2006 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen, if i was the judge, you'd win. Was my thoughts exactly - but how 'bout this:
Hillary rolls her eyes when Bill insists, "I did not have relations with my Shitzu 'Spot'."
14. Posted by steak111111 | October 27, 2006 9:09 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 09:09
15. Posted by BlogDog | October 27, 2006 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(He) Allllright! Wedding night!
(She) The studbook listed him as "Two and a half pounds of romping, stomping sexual dynamite." I sure hope they weren't lying.
15. Posted by BlogDog | October 27, 2006 9:21 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 09:21
16. Posted by jhaley | October 27, 2006 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ted and Nancy celebrate their upcoming victory at the annual CNN/NY Times Democratic fundraiser.
16. Posted by jhaley | October 27, 2006 9:22 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 09:22
17. Posted by Tango | October 27, 2006 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why the world hates us!
17. Posted by Tango | October 27, 2006 9:30 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 09:30
18. Posted by MyPetGloat | October 27, 2006 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yet another GOP intern scandal witing to be uncovered.
18. Posted by MyPetGloat | October 27, 2006 9:38 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 09:38
19. Posted by Window Dressing | October 27, 2006 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kibbles 'n Bits 'o Transgression
19. Posted by Window Dressing | October 27, 2006 9:46 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 09:46
20. Posted by DragonLady | October 27, 2006 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dog on left: "I am not a bitch."
Dog on right: "Yes she is."
20. Posted by DragonLady | October 27, 2006 9:53 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 09:53
21. Posted by mwdiver | October 27, 2006 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yet another Valerie Plame and Joe Wilson outing in DC.
21. Posted by mwdiver | October 27, 2006 9:54 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 09:54
22. Posted by Justrand | October 27, 2006 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Did you notice how much Nancy Pelosi's FACE, smelled like Cindy Sheehan's BUTT?"
22. Posted by Justrand | October 27, 2006 10:08 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 10:08
23. Posted by JimK | October 27, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John F. Puppy: "But I can do it this time, Honey! I just need a few more million."
Theresa Heinz57mutt: "Whatever, John. Waste it if you must." (rolls eyes)
23. Posted by JimK | October 27, 2006 10:10 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 10:10
24. Posted by FreakyBoy | October 27, 2006 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Two ACORN registered voters show up to cast ballots.
24. Posted by FreakyBoy | October 27, 2006 10:11 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 10:11
25. Posted by scotty | October 27, 2006 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(dog on the left)
Oh shit here comes Ted Kennedy and he's falling down drunk.
25. Posted by scotty | October 27, 2006 10:21 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 10:21
26. Posted by Logan | October 27, 2006 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(AP) Nicole Richie has married Paris Hilton's ex-dog Tinkerbell, in yet another attempt to strike back at Paris.
26. Posted by Logan | October 27, 2006 10:36 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 10:36
27. Posted by IreneFingIrene | October 27, 2006 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The mud slinging in the NY Senate race continues. Republican John Spencer's campaign released this photo of what he purports to be the senior prom photos of Senators Hillary Clinton and Barbara Mikulski. At press time, we were unable to determine which was which.
27. Posted by IreneFingIrene | October 27, 2006 10:42 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 10:42
28. Posted by Joe | October 27, 2006 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, Gawd. He cut ANOTHER one!
28. Posted by Joe | October 27, 2006 10:46 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 10:46
29. Posted by John in CA | October 27, 2006 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The bride filed for divorce three weeks later, after finding her husband trying to hump his owner's leg
29. Posted by John in CA | October 27, 2006 11:07 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 11:07
30. Posted by y7 | October 27, 2006 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HEADLINE: Paris Hilton assualts Ned Lamont, Steals Dog
"She's as tough as brass knuckles" - Lamont.
30. Posted by y7 | October 27, 2006 11:13 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 11:13
31. Posted by Faith+1 | October 27, 2006 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Male Chihuahua thought bubble as he stares at his owner taking the pic...
"For this I will kill you."
31. Posted by Faith+1 | October 27, 2006 11:15 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 11:15
32. Posted by Faith+1 | October 27, 2006 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The photo as captioned by the DNC.
"The Democratic National party supports Veterans."
32. Posted by Faith+1 | October 27, 2006 11:18 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 11:18
33. Posted by Faith+1 | October 27, 2006 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Male dog...
"It's only a marriage of convenience so she can get her citizenship."
33. Posted by Faith+1 | October 27, 2006 11:20 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 11:20
34. Posted by Scott | October 27, 2006 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joseph Wilson and Valerie Plame dazzle the crowd at the Santa Fe Opera's opening night.
34. Posted by Scott | October 27, 2006 11:47 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 11:47
35. Posted by P. Bunyan | October 27, 2006 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another success story for the "Lowered Expectations" dating service.
35. Posted by P. Bunyan | October 27, 2006 11:57 AM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 11:57
36. Posted by Dodo David | October 27, 2006 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dog wearing tuxedo: "So what if we are both males? We live in Massachusetts."
36. Posted by Dodo David | October 27, 2006 12:49 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 12:49
37. Posted by yetanotherjohn | October 27, 2006 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In an October suprise, the democrats revealed their attack dogs that they say will put the republicans on the defensive in regards to national security. The attack dogs revealed the secret plan of the democrats to deal with the possibility of a future terrorist attack on the US. Hillie, the female dog, would first piddle on their shoes. Then Billie, the male dog, would hump their leg. Now don't you feel so much safer?
37. Posted by yetanotherjohn | October 27, 2006 12:49 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 12:49
38. Posted by Dodo David | October 27, 2006 12:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Minister (standing behind the camera): "I hereby declare you husband and wife. You may now sniff each other's butt."
38. Posted by Dodo David | October 27, 2006 12:55 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 12:55
39. Posted by jim | October 27, 2006 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why humans are in trouble if God is a dog, Example #10212006
39. Posted by jim | October 27, 2006 1:16 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 13:16
40. Posted by No One of Consequence | October 27, 2006 1:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"In retrospect, toasting their wedding using Dr. Holland's formula was a bad idea, though the couple did discover that they were well-matched."
Is that obscure enough?
40. Posted by No One of Consequence | October 27, 2006 1:43 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 13:43
41. Posted by Porkopolis | October 27, 2006 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The 'Nip-n-Tuck-for-Just-a-Buck' promotional was all the rage on Capitol Hill.
Here we see Senator Hillary Clinton and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi just before they take advantage of the 2 for 1, 'Put your best face forward' offer.
41. Posted by Porkopolis | October 27, 2006 1:59 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 13:59
42. Posted by smitch | October 27, 2006 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All dressed up and no Fitzmas to attend.
42. Posted by smitch | October 27, 2006 2:29 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 14:29
43. Posted by Darby | October 27, 2006 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a surprising turn of events... Paris Hilton marries Kevin Federline!
43. Posted by Darby | October 27, 2006 2:37 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 14:37
44. Posted by Will | October 27, 2006 2:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hell, if the gays can marry in New Jersey, why can't we?"
44. Posted by Will | October 27, 2006 2:45 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 14:45
45. Posted by Todd | October 27, 2006 3:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Poopsie, would you lick off my eye-goobers for me?
45. Posted by Todd | October 27, 2006 3:01 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 15:01
46. Posted by 914 | October 27, 2006 3:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DOGGIESTYLE
46. Posted by 914 | October 27, 2006 3:05 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 15:05
47. Posted by 914 | October 27, 2006 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks wed's hubby #4, A wealthy businessman in Antwerp..
Will She run out before She put's out? Enquiring mind's want to know.
47. Posted by 914 | October 27, 2006 3:22 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 15:22
48. Posted by ken | October 27, 2006 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and then the groom turned upside down and put his own penis in his mouth..."
48. Posted by ken | October 27, 2006 3:48 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 15:48
49. Posted by elliot | October 27, 2006 5:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gee, I didn't know elephants can fly.
49. Posted by elliot | October 27, 2006 5:04 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 17:04
50. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 27, 2006 5:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Only in Massachusetts
50. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 27, 2006 5:31 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 17:31
51. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 27, 2006 5:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
51. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 27, 2006 5:35 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 17:35
52. Posted by Kevin | October 27, 2006 5:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Democrats prove once again that no matter how hard you try to dress them up, their campaigns are still just dogs.
52. Posted by Kevin | October 27, 2006 5:43 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 17:43
53. Posted by Jack | October 27, 2006 6:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A couple of Yellow Dog Democrats do an early dress rehearsal in preparation of an election day victory celebration.
53. Posted by Jack | October 27, 2006 6:50 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 18:50
54. Posted by capitano | October 27, 2006 7:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh great, ...."
"...yep, and when she jumped off the bar, the damned dog biscuit was neatly sliced in 4 equal sections. That's what I'm talking about!"
54. Posted by capitano | October 27, 2006 7:00 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 19:00
55. Posted by Dan Melson | October 27, 2006 7:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We've bought the cakes. We've bought the rings. And now we've bought the Massachusetts Supreme Court.
Congratulate us, we're legal!
55. Posted by Dan Melson | October 27, 2006 7:10 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 19:10
56. Posted by field negro | October 27, 2006 8:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
These republican fund-raisers are getting so old.
56. Posted by field negro | October 27, 2006 8:13 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 20:13
57. Posted by tim | October 27, 2006 9:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
oh, and this is one of sweet hillary heading off to prom
57. Posted by tim | October 27, 2006 9:17 PM |
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Posted on October 27, 2006 21:17
58. Posted by Ken | October 28, 2006 5:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John McCain and Hillary Clinton agree: politics makes strange bedfellows.
58. Posted by Ken | October 28, 2006 5:36 AM |
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Posted on October 28, 2006 05:36
59. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 28, 2006 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Schnauzer is a real looker, I shitzu not.
59. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 28, 2006 9:52 AM |
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Posted on October 28, 2006 09:52
60. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 28, 2006 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With the addition of Paris Hilton's and Charlie Sheen's dogs the Beverly Hills chapter of Coprophagia(c)s anonymous was a little over the top.
60. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 28, 2006 9:54 AM |
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Posted on October 28, 2006 09:54
61. Posted by OregonMuse | October 28, 2006 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lee and Muriego: The Early Years.
(no, I don't know what it means, either; it's just a gratuitous cheap shot!)
61. Posted by OregonMuse | October 28, 2006 12:26 PM |
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Posted on October 28, 2006 12:26
62. Posted by vader06 | October 28, 2006 4:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Holy smoke Pdro!" "Look at the size of the balls on that dobernman!"
62. Posted by vader06 | October 28, 2006 4:57 PM |
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Posted on October 28, 2006 16:57
63. Posted by fustian | October 28, 2006 4:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I see that Monica Lewinsky is dating again.
63. Posted by fustian | October 28, 2006 4:59 PM |
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Posted on October 28, 2006 16:59
64. Posted by Kevin | October 30, 2006 1:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
64. Posted by Kevin | October 30, 2006 1:22 AM |
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Posted on October 30, 2006 01:22