Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was for the dogs. Everyone loves dogs, right? Anyway the top two entries made clever use of the always funny shitzu bred, with Stephen Macklin edging out Rodney Dill by a whisker. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

A pair of chihuahua wears a wedding costume during a fashion show at the Woefstock dog festival in Antwerp October 21, 2006. REUTERS/Thierry Roge (BELGIUM)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Stephen Macklin) - "I did not have sexual relations with that shitzu."

2) (Rodney Dill) - "Schnauzer is a real looker, I shitzu not."

3) (Rovin) - "If we were in New Jersey, I wouldn't have to be wearing this stupid dress."

Honorable Mention

4) (Hermie) - "The producers of 'Dancing with the Stars' have announced their next season will include the former star of the 'Taco Bell' commercials."

5) (Dodo David) - Minister (standing behind the camera): "I hereby declare you husband and wife. You may now sniff each other's butt."

6) (fustian) - "I see that Monica Lewinsky is dating again."

The Truth In Advertising Award goes to:

(Freaky Boy) - "Two ACORN registered voters show up to cast ballots."

Until next Friday...

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Comments (4)

Truth in Advertising rocks.... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Lee | October 30, 2006 1:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Lee:

Truth in Advertising rocks.

Posted on October 30, 2006 01:25

You guys can't tell a chihu... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Dave | October 30, 2006 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Dave:

You guys can't tell a chihuahua from a shitzu.

Posted on October 30, 2006 07:37

First of all the dogs in th... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 30, 2006 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Rodney Dill:

First of all the dogs in the picture are the ones saying the phrase. Thats what the quote marks are for. You don't know what they're looking at, it could be a shitzu. Second, we're talking dog puns here, not rocket science, you got a good chihuahua pun, bring it on.

;)

(Thanks Kevin)

Posted on October 30, 2006 08:16

Proper spelling is Shih Tzu... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by LifeTrek | October 30, 2006 7:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

LifeTrek:

Proper spelling is Shih Tzu (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=927729)

Just fyi from a proud Shih Tzu breader/lover.
DKK

Posted on October 30, 2006 19:02

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